Reviews of Feature film movies (3832 - page 62)
Helen Contre Helen review summaries:
Goldmember's
Helen Contre Helen Directed by Peter Elsen Note: I believe this DVD is also distributed in the U.S. by Pleasure as "When Helen Meets Monique" Overall Impression The film is in French I believe, but it is a bit of a non issue since there is next to no dialouge during the sex, just a few brief exchanges between Covet and Duval. There are a lot of things that I really liked about this import, however there are some drawbacks. The film has a very soft and slow sensual feel to it. There is quite a bit of slow motion used, as well as extremely soft lighting and mellow music tracks. At times this works, and at times it makes it very hard to enjoy the performances. The look and style of the sets, and clothing deserve high marks. The girls can be found wearing some great stuff throughout this one, and it really helps. [read the full review]
review from 11/15/2002:
Helen Contre Helen Directed by Peter Elsen Note: I believe this DVD is also distributed in the U.S. by Pleasure as "When Helen Meets Monique" Overall Impression The film is in French I believe, but it is a bit of a non issue since there is next to no dialouge during the sex, just a few brief exchanges between Covet and Duval. There are a lot of things that I really liked about this import, however there are some drawbacks. The film has a very soft and slow sensual feel to it. There is quite a bit of slow motion used, as well as extremely soft lighting and mellow music tracks. At times this works, and at times it makes it very hard to enjoy the performances. The look and style of the sets, and clothing deserve high marks. The girls can be found wearing some great stuff throughout this one, and it really helps. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Decker, Ruby, Charlie, Raylene, Johnni Black, Jacklyn Lick, Marc Wallice, Mickey G., Jay Ashley, Carlie
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Release date: 11/13/2002
Her Wicked Obsession review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 81 min. Production Date: 8 / 8 / 1997 Director: Fred J. Lincoln Cast: Raylene, Carli, Charlie, Jacklyn Lick, Johnni Black, Missy, Ruby, Mickey G., John Decker, Jay Ashley, and Marc Wallice Initial Expectations: Fred Lincolns movies have rarely impressed me, yet his work for Wicked has normally been pretty good. Im really not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Its nothing overly special, but does have some decent sex. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for some fairly typical porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting Wickeds currently high production values or nastier sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced. The video has a little grain, but is normally well lit and doesnt have many soft focus problems. Music: The music reminds you of why porno music is often made fun of. It has a cheesy rock feel, is often a bit loud, and I think Ive heard much of the music in other features. [read the full review]
review from 11/27/2002:
Running Time: 81 min. Production Date: 8 / 8 / 1997 Director: Fred J. Lincoln Cast: Raylene, Carli, Charlie, Jacklyn Lick, Johnni Black, Missy, Ruby, Mickey G., John Decker, Jay Ashley, and Marc Wallice Initial Expectations: Fred Lincolns movies have rarely impressed me, yet his work for Wicked has normally been pretty good. Im really not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Its nothing overly special, but does have some decent sex. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for some fairly typical porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting Wickeds currently high production values or nastier sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced. The video has a little grain, but is normally well lit and doesnt have many soft focus problems. Music: The music reminds you of why porno music is often made fun of. It has a cheesy rock feel, is often a bit loud, and I think Ive heard much of the music in other features. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jill Kelly, Allysin Chaynes, Felecia, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Shayla LaVeaux, Ron Jeremy, Chandler, Heather Lynn, Dale Dabone, jessica drake, Bunny Luv, Dillion Day, Root Logins, Belladonna, Gauge, Kristina Black, Clay Hyde, Tanya Danielle, Holly Hollywood, Summer Storm, Monica Mayhem, Calli Cox, Jasmine Klein, Skarlet Fever, Joelean
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Release date: 11/9/2002
Think Pink (VCA) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 111 min. Production Date: 08 / 2001 Director: Jim Holliday Cast: Allysin Chaynes, BellaDonna, Bunny Luv, Calli Cox, Chandler, Felecia, Gauge, Heather Lyn, Holly Hollywood, Jasmin Klein,Jill Kelly, Joelean, Monica Mayhem, Skarlet Fever, Shayla LaVeaux, Summer Storm, Tanya Danielle, Dillion Day, Evan Stone in sexual roles and Ron Jeremy, Root Loggins, Jason Jasper, Clay Hyde, Jesica Drake, and Dale DaBone in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Jim Holliday normally makes a fun and hot fuck flick. I have no reason to expect anything different here. Initial Reaction: Its better than a lot of whats out there, but not one of Jim Hollidays best efforts. Who Should Watch It : Fans of girl - girl action and rimming Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to find that right porno to share with that special somebody Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a little weaker than what Im used to from VCA. The audio seems inconsistent, with a level that fluctuates quite a bit. [read the full review]
review from 11/8/2002:
Running Time: 111 min. Production Date: 08 / 2001 Director: Jim Holliday Cast: Allysin Chaynes, BellaDonna, Bunny Luv, Calli Cox, Chandler, Felecia, Gauge, Heather Lyn, Holly Hollywood, Jasmin Klein,Jill Kelly, Joelean, Monica Mayhem, Skarlet Fever, Shayla LaVeaux, Summer Storm, Tanya Danielle, Dillion Day, Evan Stone in sexual roles and Ron Jeremy, Root Loggins, Jason Jasper, Clay Hyde, Jesica Drake, and Dale DaBone in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Jim Holliday normally makes a fun and hot fuck flick. I have no reason to expect anything different here. Initial Reaction: Its better than a lot of whats out there, but not one of Jim Hollidays best efforts. Who Should Watch It : Fans of girl - girl action and rimming Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to find that right porno to share with that special somebody Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a little weaker than what Im used to from VCA. The audio seems inconsistent, with a level that fluctuates quite a bit. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Ruby, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Chloe, Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon, Tina Tyler, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Ron Jeremy, Guy DiSilva, Jay Ashley, Joel Lawrence, Nikita Denise, Nina Ferrari, Tawny Roberts, Mercedes Ashley
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Antonio Passolini
Release date: 11/7/2002
Mondo Porno review summaries:
Saki's
Mondo Porno (2002) Studio VCA Genre Parody Director Antonio Passolini Starring Chloe, Ruby, Nikita Denise, Mia Smiles, Tawny Roberts, Nina Ferrari, Mercedes Ashley, Tina Tyler (non-sex), Joel Lawrence, Chris Cannon, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Guy DiSilva, Jay Ashley, Kyle Stone, Steve Hatcher, and Ron Jeremy (non-sex) Running Time 2:03 DVD Format Single Sided, Dual Layer (DVD-9) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main menu; FMV chapter selection menu; multiple angle sex scenes with option to remove on-screen angle icon; wall-to-wall playback option; 14-minute behind-the-scenes video; audio star bios of Chloe, Tawny Roberts, and Nikita Denise; 15-picture photo gallery (mostly hardcore); and trailers for Club Sin, Cap'n Mongo's Porno Playhouse, and Sex World 2002 Typical Watchers Porn parody lovers, Chloe fans Typical Haters Wall-to-wall gonzo fans, condom haters Replay Value Medium Themes Parody, comedy, anal, girl-girl, toys, fake tits, facials, blowjobs, DP, group sexCondoms Used for intercou [read the full review]
review from 5/9/2004:
Mondo Porno (2002) Studio VCA Genre Parody Director Antonio Passolini Starring Chloe, Ruby, Nikita Denise, Mia Smiles, Tawny Roberts, Nina Ferrari, Mercedes Ashley, Tina Tyler (non-sex), Joel Lawrence, Chris Cannon, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Guy DiSilva, Jay Ashley, Kyle Stone, Steve Hatcher, and Ron Jeremy (non-sex) Running Time 2:03 DVD Format Single Sided, Dual Layer (DVD-9) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main menu; FMV chapter selection menu; multiple angle sex scenes with option to remove on-screen angle icon; wall-to-wall playback option; 14-minute behind-the-scenes video; audio star bios of Chloe, Tawny Roberts, and Nikita Denise; 15-picture photo gallery (mostly hardcore); and trailers for Club Sin, Cap'n Mongo's Porno Playhouse, and Sex World 2002 Typical Watchers Porn parody lovers, Chloe fans Typical Haters Wall-to-wall gonzo fans, condom haters Replay Value Medium Themes Parody, comedy, anal, girl-girl, toys, fake tits, facials, blowjobs, DP, group sexCondoms Used for intercou [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 123 min. Production Date: 03 / 2002 Director: Antonio Passolini Cast: Chloe, Nikita Denise, Tawny Roberts, Mercedes Ashley, Mia Smiles, Nina Ferrari, Ruby, Chris Cannon, Guy DaSilva, Jay Ashley, Joel Lawrence, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Pay Myne, and Tyce Bune in sexual situations and Ron Jeremy and Tina Tyler in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Passolini is one of the most creative directors out there. I always look forward to his features. Initial Reaction: This is why Passolini is one of my favorite directors! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants a good laugh at the adult industry along with hot sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who just wants straight ahead fucking with nothing else Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced throughout almost all of the feature, although there is one scene thats meant to be artistic where theres a few things changed. The video, however, varies throughout the feature, which only makes the entire movie better. [read the full review]
review from 11/14/2002:
Running Time: 123 min. Production Date: 03 / 2002 Director: Antonio Passolini Cast: Chloe, Nikita Denise, Tawny Roberts, Mercedes Ashley, Mia Smiles, Nina Ferrari, Ruby, Chris Cannon, Guy DaSilva, Jay Ashley, Joel Lawrence, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Pay Myne, and Tyce Bune in sexual situations and Ron Jeremy and Tina Tyler in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Passolini is one of the most creative directors out there. I always look forward to his features. Initial Reaction: This is why Passolini is one of my favorite directors! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants a good laugh at the adult industry along with hot sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who just wants straight ahead fucking with nothing else Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced throughout almost all of the feature, although there is one scene thats meant to be artistic where theres a few things changed. The video, however, varies throughout the feature, which only makes the entire movie better. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon, Keri Windsor, Renee LaRue, Zana, Nick Manning, Calli Cox
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Roy Karch
Release date: 11/7/2002
Slow Burn (Adam & Eve) review summaries:
Flash's
Slow Burn is an average porn film all the way around, the story is poor fast forward fodder and the sex is formulaic. New to porn couples will probably enjoy this film the most. Viewers that like nastier sex, a decent story or no story will want to pass on this title. [read the full review]
review from 11/15/2002:
Slow Burn is an average porn film all the way around, the story is poor fast forward fodder and the sex is formulaic. New to porn couples will probably enjoy this film the most. Viewers that like nastier sex, a decent story or no story will want to pass on this title. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 3 / 12 / 2002 Director: Roy Karch Cast: Keri Windsor, Zana, Mia Smiles, Renee LaRue, Calli Cox, Chris Cannon, Ian Daneils, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, and Nick Manning Initial Expectations: Roy Karchs movies in the past have made me so bored Id almost be willing to watch a twenty four hour Teletubbies marathon instead. Initial Reaction: Its pretty average, which is a very good surprise! Who Should Watch It : Couples who dont want anything too intense Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a porno with a bit of intensity or anything beyond vaginal boy - girl sex Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly good. The audio balance is off very slightly in a few places, but is mostly well balanced and clear. The video comes and goes. Some of it is nicely clear and well lit, while other parts have some blurry spots and low lighting. Its a pretty good transfer, and much better than I expected. Music: The music is very standard porn music. [read the full review]
review from 11/7/2002:
Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 3 / 12 / 2002 Director: Roy Karch Cast: Keri Windsor, Zana, Mia Smiles, Renee LaRue, Calli Cox, Chris Cannon, Ian Daneils, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, and Nick Manning Initial Expectations: Roy Karchs movies in the past have made me so bored Id almost be willing to watch a twenty four hour Teletubbies marathon instead. Initial Reaction: Its pretty average, which is a very good surprise! Who Should Watch It : Couples who dont want anything too intense Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a porno with a bit of intensity or anything beyond vaginal boy - girl sex Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly good. The audio balance is off very slightly in a few places, but is mostly well balanced and clear. The video comes and goes. Some of it is nicely clear and well lit, while other parts have some blurry spots and low lighting. Its a pretty good transfer, and much better than I expected. Music: The music is very standard porn music. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: April, Petra, Joel Lawrence, Kitty Monroe, Mark Wood, Holly Hollywood, Sunrise Adams, Alaura Eden, Trent Tesoro
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Release date: 11/7/2002
Hooray for Hollywood review summaries:
Flash's
In short, fans of one of the stars or Quasarman will probably want to rent this title or purchase it cheap and will get some enjoyment from it. Others will probably want to pass as this is not the strongest film that Quasarman has ever done. If he could have strengthened the plot, this film could have been a real winner. [read the full review]
review from 2/15/2003:
In short, fans of one of the stars or Quasarman will probably want to rent this title or purchase it cheap and will get some enjoyment from it. Others will probably want to pass as this is not the strongest film that Quasarman has ever done. If he could have strengthened the plot, this film could have been a real winner. [read the full review]
dumblonde's
Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Quasarman Running length: 1 hr. 30 min DOP: 6/15, 6/16, 6/25/02 Female cast: Holly Hollywood, April, Sunrise Adams, Petra, Alaura Eden Male cast: Joel Lawrence, Trent Tesoro, Mark Wood Audio/Video: Both were flawless. The video was both clear and colorful, with plenty of good camera angles and full-body shots. The lighting was always bright without being glaring or unflattering, and shadows were unnoticable. Music was pleasant and unobtrusive. Extras: Animated chapter menu Behind the scenes photo stills Trailers Bios Multi-angle option Condoms: Joel and Trent The Movie: Hollywood plays an aspiring actress who moves in with Trent and April, a couple who are also struggling to make it in Tinsletown. April is a jealous bitch who accuses Trent of lusting after Holly...oh wait..he WAS watching her in the shower about 20 minutes after she moved in. Well anyway, Holly goes to various auditions but never gets hired because she refuses to have sex to get the part. [read the full review]
review from 2/13/2003:
Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Quasarman Running length: 1 hr. 30 min DOP: 6/15, 6/16, 6/25/02 Female cast: Holly Hollywood, April, Sunrise Adams, Petra, Alaura Eden Male cast: Joel Lawrence, Trent Tesoro, Mark Wood Audio/Video: Both were flawless. The video was both clear and colorful, with plenty of good camera angles and full-body shots. The lighting was always bright without being glaring or unflattering, and shadows were unnoticable. Music was pleasant and unobtrusive. Extras: Animated chapter menu Behind the scenes photo stills Trailers Bios Multi-angle option Condoms: Joel and Trent The Movie: Hollywood plays an aspiring actress who moves in with Trent and April, a couple who are also struggling to make it in Tinsletown. April is a jealous bitch who accuses Trent of lusting after Holly...oh wait..he WAS watching her in the shower about 20 minutes after she moved in. Well anyway, Holly goes to various auditions but never gets hired because she refuses to have sex to get the part. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Julian, Randy Spears, Joel Lawrence, Renee LaRue, Alex Foxe, Shelbee Myne, Devinn Lane, Lee Stone, Holly Hollywood, Zana, Kristal Summers, Star E. Knight
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Release date: 11/6/2002
Without a Trace review summaries:
Flash's
Although the plot is lame and the acting is weak, the sex more than makes up for it in this film that should be enjoyed by couples and middle of the road porn viewers. Viewers that require nasty sex or hate a plot may want to skip this one though. [read the full review]
review from 12/15/2002:
Although the plot is lame and the acting is weak, the sex more than makes up for it in this film that should be enjoyed by couples and middle of the road porn viewers. Viewers that require nasty sex or hate a plot may want to skip this one though. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Wicked studios puts out some pretty good hardcore flicks which also have a plot to them. This particular features is one of those and stars one of their contract babes Devinn Lane. I must say this woman is growing on me. I have only seen her in Naked Bodies before but Devinn certainly has one hot body and is so good in her two g/g scene in this film. Anyway I am not much for plotted porn but for those that are interested,lol, it seems Devinn is a cop/detective on the track of her missing father played by Randy Spears,lol, and also she is looking for what happend to a missing adult star played by Zana-- a tall blond. The performers all do a good job with the dialogue and the audio/ picture aspects were all top notch so congrats to director Wesley Emerson and the editing staff at Wicked. But I am interested mostly in the sex so let's see how good that was shall we!!! Our first scene stars Joel Lawrence who is Devinns partner and blond busty babe Renee LaRue. [read the full review]
review from 12/9/2002:
Wicked studios puts out some pretty good hardcore flicks which also have a plot to them. This particular features is one of those and stars one of their contract babes Devinn Lane. I must say this woman is growing on me. I have only seen her in Naked Bodies before but Devinn certainly has one hot body and is so good in her two g/g scene in this film. Anyway I am not much for plotted porn but for those that are interested,lol, it seems Devinn is a cop/detective on the track of her missing father played by Randy Spears,lol, and also she is looking for what happend to a missing adult star played by Zana-- a tall blond. The performers all do a good job with the dialogue and the audio/ picture aspects were all top notch so congrats to director Wesley Emerson and the editing staff at Wicked. But I am interested mostly in the sex so let's see how good that was shall we!!! Our first scene stars Joel Lawrence who is Devinns partner and blond busty babe Renee LaRue. [read the full review]
Wild Honey Parts 1-3 review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: approx. 271 min. Production Date: 10 / 1999, 01 / 2000, and 09 / 2000 Director: Nic Cramer Cast: Sunset Thomas, Shawna Sexton, Paige Sinclair, Allysin Chaynes, Dillion Day, Zach Addams, Kyle Stone, Mickey G., Randy Spears, Michael J. Cox, Tera Patrick, Gwen Summers, Maren Beautte, Bacci, Chris Cannon, April, Kiki DAire, John Strong, and Nic Cramer in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: Nic Cramer did a great job with the original Looker, so Im going in with very high hopes for him doing a murder mystery trilogy. Initial Reaction: Theres a lot of hits, but a lot more misses. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to watch sex without paying attention to a plot. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos looking forward to porn with a passable plot Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and decently balanced, but often a little on the low side. Theres also several background noises that are readily noticeable. The video is presented in the widescreen format, but unfortunately its non-anamorphic. [read the full review]
review from 12/1/2002:
Running Time: approx. 271 min. Production Date: 10 / 1999, 01 / 2000, and 09 / 2000 Director: Nic Cramer Cast: Sunset Thomas, Shawna Sexton, Paige Sinclair, Allysin Chaynes, Dillion Day, Zach Addams, Kyle Stone, Mickey G., Randy Spears, Michael J. Cox, Tera Patrick, Gwen Summers, Maren Beautte, Bacci, Chris Cannon, April, Kiki DAire, John Strong, and Nic Cramer in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: Nic Cramer did a great job with the original Looker, so Im going in with very high hopes for him doing a murder mystery trilogy. Initial Reaction: Theres a lot of hits, but a lot more misses. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to watch sex without paying attention to a plot. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos looking forward to porn with a passable plot Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and decently balanced, but often a little on the low side. Theres also several background noises that are readily noticeable. The video is presented in the widescreen format, but unfortunately its non-anamorphic. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Billy Glide, Julian, Jewel De'Nyle, Lee Stone, Nikita Denise, Marty Romano, Bobbi Barrington, Anne Marie, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Release date: 11/5/2002
Jewel DeNyle's Wild Ride review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 94 min. Production Date: 5 / 06 / 2002 Director: Fred J. Lincoln Cast: Jewel DeNyle, Nikita Denise, Bobbi Barrington, Ann Marie, Julian, Marty Romano, Lee Stone, and Billy Glyde Initial Expectations: Ive normally found Fred Lincolns movies to be about as erotic as watching paint dry. Im not really expecting anything different here. Initial Reaction: Its surprisingly good! Who Should Watch It : Couples looking for a movie with a light plot and some intensity to the sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting the nastier side of Jewel. Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and fairly well balanced. The video has some very slight grain and the lighting is a little low at times, but theres never anything thats so bad that it impaired my seeing anything. Music: The music has a techno and rock feel to it, and is so loud that you can barely hear anything from the cast. Quite a bit of the music is also easily recognizable, which also brought it down a notch for me. [read the full review]
review from 6/26/2003:
Running Time: 94 min. Production Date: 5 / 06 / 2002 Director: Fred J. Lincoln Cast: Jewel DeNyle, Nikita Denise, Bobbi Barrington, Ann Marie, Julian, Marty Romano, Lee Stone, and Billy Glyde Initial Expectations: Ive normally found Fred Lincolns movies to be about as erotic as watching paint dry. Im not really expecting anything different here. Initial Reaction: Its surprisingly good! Who Should Watch It : Couples looking for a movie with a light plot and some intensity to the sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting the nastier side of Jewel. Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and fairly well balanced. The video has some very slight grain and the lighting is a little low at times, but theres never anything thats so bad that it impaired my seeing anything. Music: The music has a techno and rock feel to it, and is so loud that you can barely hear anything from the cast. Quite a bit of the music is also easily recognizable, which also brought it down a notch for me. [read the full review]
Flash's
Jewel De'Nyle's Wild Ride is a fun couples adult film which is recommended for viewers who like tamer sex and porn with a plot. Viewers who hate a plot to interfere with their porn or require nasty sex will want to pass on this title as there isn't much for them here. [read the full review]
review from 11/23/2002:
Jewel De'Nyle's Wild Ride is a fun couples adult film which is recommended for viewers who like tamer sex and porn with a plot. Viewers who hate a plot to interfere with their porn or require nasty sex will want to pass on this title as there isn't much for them here. [read the full review]
lee_carver's
Jewel DeNyle's Wild-Ride: Jewel DeNyle, Anne Marie, Nikita Denise, Bobbi Barrington (Adam & Eve) Directed by F.J. Lincoln Jewel, Julian and Marty Romano are con artists. Jewel gets rich guys to trust her by screwing them and then Julian and Marty break into their homes and steal everything using the alarm codes Jewel gets. The "plot development" in this particular feature is laughable. In one scene Jewel's car breaks down in front of Lee Stone's house and he let's her in. In the next she is professing her "love" for Lee to Bobbi Barrington and her desire to get out of this set-up. The movie opens with Jewel, Julian and Marty in a diner discussing their next mark. Jewel and Julian ride off and Marty stays to "help" Anne Maire close-up the diner. Jewel goes to see her mechanic friend Billy Glide in order to get a fancy car to help her pull of the con. Billy is worried about getting in trouble so she let's him fuck her up the ass and she leaves with a car. [read the full review]
review from 11/3/2002:
Jewel DeNyle's Wild-Ride: Jewel DeNyle, Anne Marie, Nikita Denise, Bobbi Barrington (Adam & Eve) Directed by F.J. Lincoln Jewel, Julian and Marty Romano are con artists. Jewel gets rich guys to trust her by screwing them and then Julian and Marty break into their homes and steal everything using the alarm codes Jewel gets. The "plot development" in this particular feature is laughable. In one scene Jewel's car breaks down in front of Lee Stone's house and he let's her in. In the next she is professing her "love" for Lee to Bobbi Barrington and her desire to get out of this set-up. The movie opens with Jewel, Julian and Marty in a diner discussing their next mark. Jewel and Julian ride off and Marty stays to "help" Anne Maire close-up the diner. Jewel goes to see her mechanic friend Billy Glide in order to get a fancy car to help her pull of the con. Billy is worried about getting in trouble so she let's him fuck her up the ass and she leaves with a car. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Julia Ann, Mia Smiles, Tina Tyler, Tyce Bune, George Kaplan, Gino Colbert, Eric Masterson, Layla Jade, Dale Dabone, Brooke Hunter, Dave Cummings, Shay Sights, Nikita Denise, Maya Divine, Don Hollywood, Monica Mayhem, Sabrine Maui, Flick Shagwell, Nick Manning, Kristal Summers, Kelly Fire, Kiwi, Fujiko Kano, Craig Moore, Dru Berrymore, Jodie Moore, Alex Rox, Hamilton Steele, Bridget Powers, Lee Garland, Greg Temptation, Wayne Tyme
Studio: Private
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Release date: 11/5/2002
Previews: Previews
Private Ninn 1: Perfect review summaries:
All reviews of Private Ninn 1: Perfect
astroknight's
Running Time: 129 min. Production Date: 10 / 2002 Director: Michael Ninn Cast: Jodie Moore, Julia Ann, Kelly Steele, Kiwi, Kristal Summers, Layla Jade, Wendy Divine, Monica Mayhem, Mia Smiles, Nikita Denise, Brooke Hunter, Dru Berrymoore, Fujiko Kano, Flick Shagwell, Sabrine Maui, Shay Sights, Tina Tyler, Art Core, Tyce Bune, Hamilton Steele, Don Hollywood, Eric Masterson, Dale DaBone, Pier, and Nick Manning in sexual roles and Bridget Powerz, George Kaplan, Dave Cummings, and many more in non-sex scenes Initial Expectations: Ive heard great things about this one, and the female cast only raises my expectations higher. Initial Reaction: Its very well done, very artistic, and very beautiful, but Im not really sure how much I like it. [read the full review]
review from 3/27/2003:
Running Time: 129 min. Production Date: 10 / 2002 Director: Michael Ninn Cast: Jodie Moore, Julia Ann, Kelly Steele, Kiwi, Kristal Summers, Layla Jade, Wendy Divine, Monica Mayhem, Mia Smiles, Nikita Denise, Brooke Hunter, Dru Berrymoore, Fujiko Kano, Flick Shagwell, Sabrine Maui, Shay Sights, Tina Tyler, Art Core, Tyce Bune, Hamilton Steele, Don Hollywood, Eric Masterson, Dale DaBone, Pier, and Nick Manning in sexual roles and Bridget Powerz, George Kaplan, Dave Cummings, and many more in non-sex scenes Initial Expectations: Ive heard great things about this one, and the female cast only raises my expectations higher. Initial Reaction: Its very well done, very artistic, and very beautiful, but Im not really sure how much I like it. [read the full review]
Goldmember's
Perfect Directed by Michael Ninn Overall Impression I had been eagerly anticipating this production. European pornographic powerhouse Private being one of my favorite and most dependable studios and Michael Ninn being among my favorite directors I hoped their coming together might mean a marriage of all the best things American porn and European porn had to offer. Ok so my expectations were a little unrealistic. Perfect is an extremely good film, but not a great film. I was happy to see that Ninn had decided to go with widescreen. There are some phenomenal visuals and some classic Ninn sex scenes, but there are also some scenes that are way too short and unfocused. The cast is populated by a ton of veterans and rising stars, unfortunately we don't get to spend enough time with everyone. As many of Michael's critics often point out, he has a tendency to go for style over substance. While often I think his style enhances the substance of his sex scenes, I have to admit that his critics have a point at times throughout this film. [read the full review]
review from 1/4/2003:
Perfect Directed by Michael Ninn Overall Impression I had been eagerly anticipating this production. European pornographic powerhouse Private being one of my favorite and most dependable studios and Michael Ninn being among my favorite directors I hoped their coming together might mean a marriage of all the best things American porn and European porn had to offer. Ok so my expectations were a little unrealistic. Perfect is an extremely good film, but not a great film. I was happy to see that Ninn had decided to go with widescreen. There are some phenomenal visuals and some classic Ninn sex scenes, but there are also some scenes that are way too short and unfocused. The cast is populated by a ton of veterans and rising stars, unfortunately we don't get to spend enough time with everyone. As many of Michael's critics often point out, he has a tendency to go for style over substance. While often I think his style enhances the substance of his sex scenes, I have to admit that his critics have a point at times throughout this film. [read the full review]
Breasty's
While pople who have never seen a Michael Ninn film before will be favorably be impressed by Perfect, fans of Ninn may feel let down. At least I did. The new technology has not been used imaginatively. The overall look of the film is far superior to most porn, but it is not up to the standard set in the best porno of all time, Ninn's Shock, and his other geat, Dark Garden (and even Ninn's somewhat bizarre, David Lynch meets porn, Ritual or the more playful and very hot Cashmere). Ninn has basically trademarked himself, using the same kind of music, for example, and visual look. The plot is basically non-existent, with a few, repeated voice overs that sound bloated. The cinematography is good, but not as good as Shock or Dark Garden, and the talent, while good enough, just isn't as good as the babes of the earlier films, in my view. Even the sex is less adventurous, confined for the most part to women on women (they're very beautiful, but what happened to all those amazing Euro babes like Vicca and Lea Martini?). [read the full review]
review from 12/11/2002:
While pople who have never seen a Michael Ninn film before will be favorably be impressed by Perfect, fans of Ninn may feel let down. At least I did. The new technology has not been used imaginatively. The overall look of the film is far superior to most porn, but it is not up to the standard set in the best porno of all time, Ninn's Shock, and his other geat, Dark Garden (and even Ninn's somewhat bizarre, David Lynch meets porn, Ritual or the more playful and very hot Cashmere). Ninn has basically trademarked himself, using the same kind of music, for example, and visual look. The plot is basically non-existent, with a few, repeated voice overs that sound bloated. The cinematography is good, but not as good as Shock or Dark Garden, and the talent, while good enough, just isn't as good as the babes of the earlier films, in my view. Even the sex is less adventurous, confined for the most part to women on women (they're very beautiful, but what happened to all those amazing Euro babes like Vicca and Lea Martini?). [read the full review]
(3.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Billy Glide, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon, Anna Malle, Joel Lawrence, Mia Domore, Kelly Warner, Jodie Moore
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Roy Karch
Release date: 11/5/2002
Backstage Passes review summaries:
aybesea's
Expectations I have never watched an Adam & Eve movie. While I generally like gonzo films, I don't mind a good couples feature every now and then, especially if they feature great looking ladies. This one has Jodie Moore and that is the primary reason I'm watching it. Capsule Review It's very average couples fair. The sets and technical aspects are a little on the low end. Regular readers of my reviews already know that I don't attempt to review porno plots. These are an oxymoron in my mind. Technical The lighting leaves something to be desired as many of the scenes are too dark. The audio is fine. I can't tell if the mastering has problems because of the dark scenes, or if this is a separate issue. Overall, it's not too bad, just slightly on the weak side. Director Roy Karch Extras Photo gallery, bios, bonus scenes, behind the scenes, trailers Target Audience Couples and fans of plot based sex Scene Review Scene 1 - Anna Malle I have never been an Anna Malle fan. It's not that she doesn't have a good bod, cause she does. [read the full review]
review from 11/21/2002:
Expectations I have never watched an Adam & Eve movie. While I generally like gonzo films, I don't mind a good couples feature every now and then, especially if they feature great looking ladies. This one has Jodie Moore and that is the primary reason I'm watching it. Capsule Review It's very average couples fair. The sets and technical aspects are a little on the low end. Regular readers of my reviews already know that I don't attempt to review porno plots. These are an oxymoron in my mind. Technical The lighting leaves something to be desired as many of the scenes are too dark. The audio is fine. I can't tell if the mastering has problems because of the dark scenes, or if this is a separate issue. Overall, it's not too bad, just slightly on the weak side. Director Roy Karch Extras Photo gallery, bios, bonus scenes, behind the scenes, trailers Target Audience Couples and fans of plot based sex Scene Review Scene 1 - Anna Malle I have never been an Anna Malle fan. It's not that she doesn't have a good bod, cause she does. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 83 min. Production Date: 7 / 2 / 2002 Director: Roy Karch Cast: Jodie Moore, Anna Malle, Mia Smiles, Kelly Warner, Mia Demore, Kyle Stone, Chris Cannon, Joel Lawrence, Steve Hatcher, Billy Glide, and Roy Karch in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: So far, Roy Karchs movies fall on my list of things I like to do several spots below watching Ron Jeremy suck his own cock. Im not really expecting things to change here. Initial Reaction: Its so good I had to repeatedly check and make sure Koy Karch made it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesnt want any anal, group, or lesbian sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting intense sex and anything other than straight vaginal sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced for the most part, but there are a few sequences where the audio is off balance. Theres also a few spots where the audio gets scratchy, as if its been maxed out. The video has some slight grain, and the lighting is on the low side. [read the full review]
review from 11/7/2002:
Running Time: 83 min. Production Date: 7 / 2 / 2002 Director: Roy Karch Cast: Jodie Moore, Anna Malle, Mia Smiles, Kelly Warner, Mia Demore, Kyle Stone, Chris Cannon, Joel Lawrence, Steve Hatcher, Billy Glide, and Roy Karch in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: So far, Roy Karchs movies fall on my list of things I like to do several spots below watching Ron Jeremy suck his own cock. Im not really expecting things to change here. Initial Reaction: Its so good I had to repeatedly check and make sure Koy Karch made it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesnt want any anal, group, or lesbian sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting intense sex and anything other than straight vaginal sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced for the most part, but there are a few sequences where the audio is off balance. Theres also a few spots where the audio gets scratchy, as if its been maxed out. The video has some slight grain, and the lighting is on the low side. [read the full review]
Maddams Family, The review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 70 min. Production Date: 1991 Director: Herschel Savage Cast: Deidre Holland, Charisma, Kim Alexis, Ona Z, Jon Dough, Mike Horner, and Ron Jeremy Initial Expectations: All I needed to see to know I had to see this one was Ron Jeremy as Uncle Fester. Initial Reaction: Its a fun piece of fluff, but nothing too great. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who misses porn from ten years ago Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants implants or very high technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear, but occasionally a bit out of balance. The video doesnt hide its age quite as well, and looks about as good as Id imagine the original VHS did. Its well lit, but its a little fuzzy, has a few remnants, and theres a slightly off-colored line along the left edge of the screen. Its not great, but for a movie thats over ten years old, it isnt anything to complain about. Music: The music varies a fair amount, and is normally well balanced with the rest of the audio. [read the full review]
review from 12/28/2002:
Running Time: 70 min. Production Date: 1991 Director: Herschel Savage Cast: Deidre Holland, Charisma, Kim Alexis, Ona Z, Jon Dough, Mike Horner, and Ron Jeremy Initial Expectations: All I needed to see to know I had to see this one was Ron Jeremy as Uncle Fester. Initial Reaction: Its a fun piece of fluff, but nothing too great. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who misses porn from ten years ago Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants implants or very high technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear, but occasionally a bit out of balance. The video doesnt hide its age quite as well, and looks about as good as Id imagine the original VHS did. Its well lit, but its a little fuzzy, has a few remnants, and theres a slightly off-colored line along the left edge of the screen. Its not great, but for a movie thats over ten years old, it isnt anything to complain about. Music: The music varies a fair amount, and is normally well balanced with the rest of the audio. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ian Daniels, Brian Surewood, April, Jewel De'Nyle, Amber Michaels, Keri Windsor, Ashley, Brooke Hunter, Frank Fortuna, T.J. Cummings, Don Hollywood, Zana, Dominica Leoni
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Alex Dark
Release date: 10/31/2002
Multi Angle Sex 2 review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 57 min. (cover states over 3 hours) Production Date: 8 / 2002 (cover) 6 / 2001 (feature) Director: Alex Dark Cast: Keri Windsor, Brooke Hunter, Dominica Leoni, Ashley, April, Amber Michaels, Jewel DeNyle, Zana, Ian Daniels, Don Hollywood, Brian Surewood, T. J. Cummings, and Frank Fortuna Initial Expectations: Theres some great talent here, which gives me high hopes. Initial Reaction: Its a good idea, but never comes close to fulfilling its potential. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to see plenty of views of the action as it happens Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a full length feature (namely over an hour) or to regularly see both performers in a sex scene Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally clear and well balanced. The video is clear, but has some lighting problems (especially between the angles). You also see some of the crew in the shots (such as the final scene), which makes things look sloppy to me. Music: The music lies nicely in the background. [read the full review]
review from 11/1/2002:
Running Time: 57 min. (cover states over 3 hours) Production Date: 8 / 2002 (cover) 6 / 2001 (feature) Director: Alex Dark Cast: Keri Windsor, Brooke Hunter, Dominica Leoni, Ashley, April, Amber Michaels, Jewel DeNyle, Zana, Ian Daniels, Don Hollywood, Brian Surewood, T. J. Cummings, and Frank Fortuna Initial Expectations: Theres some great talent here, which gives me high hopes. Initial Reaction: Its a good idea, but never comes close to fulfilling its potential. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to see plenty of views of the action as it happens Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a full length feature (namely over an hour) or to regularly see both performers in a sex scene Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally clear and well balanced. The video is clear, but has some lighting problems (especially between the angles). You also see some of the crew in the shots (such as the final scene), which makes things look sloppy to me. Music: The music lies nicely in the background. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Julian, Randy Spears, Ricky, Kennedy, Lee Stone, Nikki Fairchild, Zana, Majella, Tawny Roberts, Dominica Leoni, Jodie Moore
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Release date: 10/31/2002
Photogenic review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 99 min. Production Date: 4 / 11 / 2002 Director: Nicholas Steele Cast: Jodie Moore, Zana, Dominca Leoni, Kennedy, Majella, Nikki Fairchild, Tawny Roberts, Julian, Lee Stone, Ricky Roberts, and Randy Spears Initial Expectations: Nicholas Steele has made some decent couples features, which is about what Im expecting. Initial Reaction: Its beautiful, but seems to have trouble getting beyond being pretty. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting softer sex, elaborate locations, and soft lighting Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a good look at the action or who wants the sex to push a limit or two Audio /Video Quality: The audio quality is a mixed bag. Some of it is nice and clear, but other areas are a bit hollow and echo. Much of this is due to the locations, but it makes it hard to understand some of the dialogue. Theres also some very obvious dubbing and the levels change a bit throughout the movie. [read the full review]
review from 10/12/2003:
Running Time: 99 min. Production Date: 4 / 11 / 2002 Director: Nicholas Steele Cast: Jodie Moore, Zana, Dominca Leoni, Kennedy, Majella, Nikki Fairchild, Tawny Roberts, Julian, Lee Stone, Ricky Roberts, and Randy Spears Initial Expectations: Nicholas Steele has made some decent couples features, which is about what Im expecting. Initial Reaction: Its beautiful, but seems to have trouble getting beyond being pretty. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting softer sex, elaborate locations, and soft lighting Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a good look at the action or who wants the sex to push a limit or two Audio /Video Quality: The audio quality is a mixed bag. Some of it is nice and clear, but other areas are a bit hollow and echo. Much of this is due to the locations, but it makes it hard to understand some of the dialogue. Theres also some very obvious dubbing and the levels change a bit throughout the movie. [read the full review]
Kelly the Coed 7: Sorority Retreat review summaries:
Flash's
The Kelly the Coed series from Jim Powers and Heatwave continues to roll on, with each subsequent entry getting worse. The charm of the original has been completely tossed aside, as has actually shooting any footage at a campus at this point. Heatwave has also done a poor job with the release of the title. This is an easy movie to pass on. [read the full review]
review from 11/20/2015:
The Kelly the Coed series from Jim Powers and Heatwave continues to roll on, with each subsequent entry getting worse. The charm of the original has been completely tossed aside, as has actually shooting any footage at a campus at this point. Heatwave has also done a poor job with the release of the title. This is an easy movie to pass on. [read the full review]
Scotty's X-Rated Adventure review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 8 / 31 / 1996 Director: Nick York Cast: Juli Ashton, Montana Gunn, Rebecca Lord, Ruby, Serenity, Tricia Devereaux, Veronica Hart, Scotty Schwartz, Vince Voyeur, Randy West, Michael J. Cox, Nick East, and Peter North Initial Expectations: This one looks kinda fun, and theres enough talent in the female cast that Im looking forward to it. Initial Reaction: As with all of Scottys movies, I enjoyed this one a lot more than I should have. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to have a little fun with their porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants something overly serious or nasty Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced, especially for the age of the feature. The video shows a bit more age. Its well lit, but has a bit of grain and a few remnants. There are also a few parts where the video is slowed for effect which means some of the audio gets dubbed. The video has its faults, but for a movie thats almost ten years old Ive seen much worse. [read the full review]
review from 4/9/2003:
Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 8 / 31 / 1996 Director: Nick York Cast: Juli Ashton, Montana Gunn, Rebecca Lord, Ruby, Serenity, Tricia Devereaux, Veronica Hart, Scotty Schwartz, Vince Voyeur, Randy West, Michael J. Cox, Nick East, and Peter North Initial Expectations: This one looks kinda fun, and theres enough talent in the female cast that Im looking forward to it. Initial Reaction: As with all of Scottys movies, I enjoyed this one a lot more than I should have. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to have a little fun with their porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants something overly serious or nasty Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced, especially for the age of the feature. The video shows a bit more age. Its well lit, but has a bit of grain and a few remnants. There are also a few parts where the video is slowed for effect which means some of the audio gets dubbed. The video has its faults, but for a movie thats almost ten years old Ive seen much worse. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Maria [I] (ambiguous), Betty, Nikki Montana, Moonlight, Lauro Giotto, Paulo, Ricardo Bell, Lara Angel, Nicolette Pal, Gary Boldiszar
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Release date: 10/28/2002
High Octane 9 review summaries:
Gabriel Nine's
High Octane 9 Studio: Hustler Director: Patrick Handsome Cast: Julia, Maria, Teresa (Nikki Montana), Antonia, Betty, Silvia, Gary, other guys Running time: 1hr 43mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 As Hustler tries to bill High Octane as some kind of porno film noir series (which it may well be in other editions, I don't know) I expected to have to write about the story as well as the sex. But seeing as director Patrick Handsome just lets the plot about the kidnap of a businessman's wife sink without trace amid the gaggle of gorgeous girls, so I shall do likewise in the review. [read the full review]
review from 12/14/2002:
High Octane 9 Studio: Hustler Director: Patrick Handsome Cast: Julia, Maria, Teresa (Nikki Montana), Antonia, Betty, Silvia, Gary, other guys Running time: 1hr 43mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 As Hustler tries to bill High Octane as some kind of porno film noir series (which it may well be in other editions, I don't know) I expected to have to write about the story as well as the sex. But seeing as director Patrick Handsome just lets the plot about the kidnap of a businessman's wife sink without trace amid the gaggle of gorgeous girls, so I shall do likewise in the review. [read the full review]
wetmartini's
High Octane 9 directed by Patrick Handsome approx. run time: 100 min. DVD released: 10/29/2002 The High Octane series is supposed to be plot based film noir centered around themes of danger - much like Kovi's features for Private - but, to be honest, I'm not sure why Patrick Handsome bothers. The plot for this video is so thin I was tempted to give it an "n/a" rating. Not that it matters one bit. All but the most hardcore feature-lovers and raincoaters should be able to find a sufficient number of "redeemable qualities" to enjoy this title - five, to be exact. Typically, your average porn release might showcase somewhere between four to six women, of which one, two or maybe even three might be good looking and the rest only so-so, perhaps worse (varying of course by personal tastes). But have you ever watched a video in which you found every single girl attractive? neither have I ... it would be a gross understatement to call the women in High Octane 9 merely "attractive." Each and every one is a gorgeous, model quality Euro-babe. [read the full review]
review from 11/17/2002:
High Octane 9 directed by Patrick Handsome approx. run time: 100 min. DVD released: 10/29/2002 The High Octane series is supposed to be plot based film noir centered around themes of danger - much like Kovi's features for Private - but, to be honest, I'm not sure why Patrick Handsome bothers. The plot for this video is so thin I was tempted to give it an "n/a" rating. Not that it matters one bit. All but the most hardcore feature-lovers and raincoaters should be able to find a sufficient number of "redeemable qualities" to enjoy this title - five, to be exact. Typically, your average porn release might showcase somewhere between four to six women, of which one, two or maybe even three might be good looking and the rest only so-so, perhaps worse (varying of course by personal tastes). But have you ever watched a video in which you found every single girl attractive? neither have I ... it would be a gross understatement to call the women in High Octane 9 merely "attractive." Each and every one is a gorgeous, model quality Euro-babe. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), April, Joel Lawrence, Noname Jane, Rafe, Holly Hollywood, Sunrise Adams, Faith Adams, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Metro
Directed by: James Avalon
Release date: 10/28/2002
Bachelor Party Girl, The review summaries:
Flash's
I'm not sure what audience James Avalon has intended this film for, but anyone who is looking to be aroused by their adult entertainment would be well advised to skip this film. Basically what could have been a great film has been ruined by over use of visual styling that doesn't fit the places that it is used. Die-hard fans of James Avalon may want to see the film but I can't easily recommend this film to any particular audience. If you do want to watch it, I recommend that you rent it instead of buying it. [read the full review]
review from 1/3/2003:
I'm not sure what audience James Avalon has intended this film for, but anyone who is looking to be aroused by their adult entertainment would be well advised to skip this film. Basically what could have been a great film has been ruined by over use of visual styling that doesn't fit the places that it is used. Die-hard fans of James Avalon may want to see the film but I can't easily recommend this film to any particular audience. If you do want to watch it, I recommend that you rent it instead of buying it. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Steve Hatcher, Julian, Kylie Ireland, Julia Ann, Randy Spears, Pat Myne, Stephanie Swift, Ron Jeremy, George Kaplan, Jonathan Morgan, Isabella, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Herschel Savage, Felicia Fox
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Red Ezra
Release date: 10/23/2002
Roadblock review summaries:
Flash's
Red Ezra has brought us another excellent film which is very reminiscent of the adult films from the early 80s that fans of plot-based films should enjoy. Viewers who like tamer sex and couples should get the most enjoyment from this film whereas viewers who require nasty sex or hate a plot to interfere with their sex will probably find this film a disappointment. [read the full review]
review from 11/22/2002:
Red Ezra has brought us another excellent film which is very reminiscent of the adult films from the early 80s that fans of plot-based films should enjoy. Viewers who like tamer sex and couples should get the most enjoyment from this film whereas viewers who require nasty sex or hate a plot to interfere with their sex will probably find this film a disappointment. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Inari Vachs, Zhanalee, Justine Romee, Summer Storm, Kristal Summers, Dino Bravo, Brett Rockman, Elizabeth X.
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Roy Karch
Release date: 10/21/2002
Natural Selection (Adam & Eve) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 78 min. (cover boldly states 82 min.) Production Date: 6 / 5 / 2002 Director: Roy Karch Cast: Inari Vachs, Elizabeth X, Justine Romee, Kristal Summers, Summer Storm, Brett Rockman, Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Dino Bravo, and Zhana Lee in a nonsex role Initial Expectations: So far Ive found most of Roy Karchs movies to be about as enjoyable as trying to get on TV with the help of a video camera, a five year old, some baseball equipment, and no cup. Im hoping this is better than that, but not really expecting it. Initial Reaction: I wonder if I can talk the five year old into some Nerf equipment. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the performers Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for sex that lives up to its full potential Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and has a decent balance. Unfortunately, the level changes a bit in places so some of the feature is hard to hear. The video has some very slight grain, but is nicely lit. [read the full review]
review from 11/8/2002:
Running Time: 78 min. (cover boldly states 82 min.) Production Date: 6 / 5 / 2002 Director: Roy Karch Cast: Inari Vachs, Elizabeth X, Justine Romee, Kristal Summers, Summer Storm, Brett Rockman, Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Dino Bravo, and Zhana Lee in a nonsex role Initial Expectations: So far Ive found most of Roy Karchs movies to be about as enjoyable as trying to get on TV with the help of a video camera, a five year old, some baseball equipment, and no cup. Im hoping this is better than that, but not really expecting it. Initial Reaction: I wonder if I can talk the five year old into some Nerf equipment. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the performers Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for sex that lives up to its full potential Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and has a decent balance. Unfortunately, the level changes a bit in places so some of the feature is hard to hear. The video has some very slight grain, but is nicely lit. [read the full review]
lee_carver's
Natural Selection: Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers, Elizabeth X, Justine Rome, Summer Storm (Adam & Eve) Directed by Roy Karch This is your standard couples driven feature and the plot is a standard one with a little twist at the end which I won't reveal. Inari is unhappy that her husband, Kyle Stone, works too much. They still have sex and she is satisfied but then he rushes off to his office in the guest house to call clients. Kristal Summers is their roommate. Elizabeth X is Inari's friend and is sleeping with Kyle. Summer Storm is Kyle's partner's girlfriend and Justine is a hooker hired by Kyle to please an employee. So you are asking how all of this ties together to solve Inari's at home problem. Well it really doesn't and that is part of this features problem. The movie opens with a soft core scene of Inari and Kyle together (ie no penetration or cum shot shown). Once she has cum he gets out of bed and starts to go to the office. Inari get's upset about this but he has work to do so off he goes. [read the full review]
review from 10/16/2002:
Natural Selection: Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers, Elizabeth X, Justine Rome, Summer Storm (Adam & Eve) Directed by Roy Karch This is your standard couples driven feature and the plot is a standard one with a little twist at the end which I won't reveal. Inari is unhappy that her husband, Kyle Stone, works too much. They still have sex and she is satisfied but then he rushes off to his office in the guest house to call clients. Kristal Summers is their roommate. Elizabeth X is Inari's friend and is sleeping with Kyle. Summer Storm is Kyle's partner's girlfriend and Justine is a hooker hired by Kyle to please an employee. So you are asking how all of this ties together to solve Inari's at home problem. Well it really doesn't and that is part of this features problem. The movie opens with a soft core scene of Inari and Kyle together (ie no penetration or cum shot shown). Once she has cum he gets out of bed and starts to go to the office. Inari get's upset about this but he has work to do so off he goes. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ginger Lynn, Sharon Kane, Randy Spears, Ashlyn Gere, Tyce Bune, Jamie Gillis, George Kaplan, Mickey G., Chennin Blanc, Cheyne Collins, Alex Foxe, Nikita Denise, Kelly Fire, Cherie, Sondra Hall, JT Cannon, Hamilton Steele, J.D. Coxxx, Mark Kernes, Laurent Sky, Lee Garland, Wit Maverick, J.T. Cannon
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Veronica Hart
Release date: 10/18/2002
Sunset Stripped review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 140 min. Production Date: 2 / 2002 Director: Veronica Hart Cast: Ginger Lynn, Ashlyn Gere, Chennin Blanc, Nikita Denise, Sharon Kate, Alex Foxe, Cherie, Sondra Hall, Kelly Fire, Hamilton Steel, Randy Spears, Tyce Bune, Mickey G., Cheyne Collins, JT Cannon, JD Coxxx, and Jamie Gillis in sexual roles and George Kaplan, Wit Maverick, and many others in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: This one has me really interested, and I cant nail it down to one or two things. Initial Reaction: Wow. Movies and DVDs like this are why VCA is considered one of the top studios around. This is one of the few adult films that as soon as I finished watching it I wanted to go back and watch it again. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting an adult film rather than just a porno Who Should Avoid It: Raincoaters Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are excellent and varied throughout the movie. The audio is clear and well balanced, while the video is normally clear of grain and has shadows only where they should be. [read the full review]
review from 12/31/2002:
Running Time: 140 min. Production Date: 2 / 2002 Director: Veronica Hart Cast: Ginger Lynn, Ashlyn Gere, Chennin Blanc, Nikita Denise, Sharon Kate, Alex Foxe, Cherie, Sondra Hall, Kelly Fire, Hamilton Steel, Randy Spears, Tyce Bune, Mickey G., Cheyne Collins, JT Cannon, JD Coxxx, and Jamie Gillis in sexual roles and George Kaplan, Wit Maverick, and many others in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: This one has me really interested, and I cant nail it down to one or two things. Initial Reaction: Wow. Movies and DVDs like this are why VCA is considered one of the top studios around. This is one of the few adult films that as soon as I finished watching it I wanted to go back and watch it again. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting an adult film rather than just a porno Who Should Avoid It: Raincoaters Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are excellent and varied throughout the movie. The audio is clear and well balanced, while the video is normally clear of grain and has shadows only where they should be. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: T.T. Boy, Randy West, Tom Chapman, Teri Diver, Angela Summers, Jamie Lee, Tonisha Mills, J.B.
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Scotty Fox
Release date: 10/17/2002
Titty Slickers review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 70 min. Production Date: 1991 Director: Scotty Fox Cast: Angela Summers, Teri Diver, Tonisha Mills, Jamie Lee, Randy West, T. T. Boy, Tom Chapman, and J.B. in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: I remember watching this a long time ago and kind of enjoying it. Im hoping I enjoy it just as much here. Initial Reaction: Its not perfect, but it is pretty hot and a lot of fun. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting some brainless but fun fucking Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants high technical aspects or all natural women Audio /Video Quality: The audio isnt too bad, especially for the age of the feature. Its a little off balance at times, but not too bad. The video is a little grainy and fuzzy, and also has a few bleeding colors and ghosting. Theyre definite problems, but since I dont remember the original VHS being much better, Im guessing New Machine is dealing the best they can with what they have. Music: The music is a bit loud, but fun and a little different. [read the full review]
review from 11/1/2002:
Running Time: 70 min. Production Date: 1991 Director: Scotty Fox Cast: Angela Summers, Teri Diver, Tonisha Mills, Jamie Lee, Randy West, T. T. Boy, Tom Chapman, and J.B. in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: I remember watching this a long time ago and kind of enjoying it. Im hoping I enjoy it just as much here. Initial Reaction: Its not perfect, but it is pretty hot and a lot of fun. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting some brainless but fun fucking Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants high technical aspects or all natural women Audio /Video Quality: The audio isnt too bad, especially for the age of the feature. Its a little off balance at times, but not too bad. The video is a little grainy and fuzzy, and also has a few bleeding colors and ghosting. Theyre definite problems, but since I dont remember the original VHS being much better, Im guessing New Machine is dealing the best they can with what they have. Music: The music is a bit loud, but fun and a little different. [read the full review]
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, Pat Myne, April, Angelica Sin, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Voodoo, Devinn Lane, Nicole Sheridan, Tanya Danielle, Monica Mayhem, Lezley Zen
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Release date: 10/17/2002
Women In Uniform (Wicked) review summaries:
Flash's
Women in Uniform is another excellent film from Wicked Pictures. The disc features a beautiful anamorphic widescreen picture that will make you wish all porn looked this good. The scenes are hot and feature a great cast. Viewers who don't require really nasty sex or a story should enjoy this film immensely. [read the full review]
review from 12/27/2002:
Women in Uniform is another excellent film from Wicked Pictures. The disc features a beautiful anamorphic widescreen picture that will make you wish all porn looked this good. The scenes are hot and feature a great cast. Viewers who don't require really nasty sex or a story should enjoy this film immensely. [read the full review]
aybesea's
Expectations This is the first feature movie I have been really psyched up to see in a while. Here's the deal: I really like it when pretty girls dress up in sexy costumes, I mean... it's a thing for me. So, when I saw that Wicked had created a feature starring Devinn Lane that was all about women in costumes, I knew I had to check it out! Capsule Review What a great feature flic! This is a really fun and sexy movie. The women are hot. The sex is hot and surprisingly hard. And the pace keeps it moving right along. Plus, each scene stands on its own, so there is none of that pesky plot stuff to keep track of (or ignore). Technical Wicked does a great job with their discs and this one is no exception. [read the full review]
review from 12/12/2002:
Expectations This is the first feature movie I have been really psyched up to see in a while. Here's the deal: I really like it when pretty girls dress up in sexy costumes, I mean... it's a thing for me. So, when I saw that Wicked had created a feature starring Devinn Lane that was all about women in costumes, I knew I had to check it out! Capsule Review What a great feature flic! This is a really fun and sexy movie. The women are hot. The sex is hot and surprisingly hard. And the pace keeps it moving right along. Plus, each scene stands on its own, so there is none of that pesky plot stuff to keep track of (or ignore). Technical Wicked does a great job with their discs and this one is no exception. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 98 min. Production Date: 3 / 12 / 2002 (cover) 1 / 27 / 2002 (feature) Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: Devinn Lane, April, Asia Carrera, Lezley Zen, Angelica Sin, Lola, Nicole Sheridan, Tanya Danielle, Brad Armstrong, Pat Myne, Randy Spears, and VooDoo Initial Expectations: I dont think Ive seen one of Devinn Lanes movies yet that hasnt had at least part of me standing at attention. With the looks of the rest of the cast here, I dont think theres a single part of me thats going to be at ease. Initial Reaction: Although I dont think its among Wickeds best vignette features, its still pretty good. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants slightly artistic sex, fun costumes, and no plot Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks Ed Powers is as artistic as porn should get Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced, but there are a couple moments that appear dubbed. The video has some slight grain to it that makes it appear as if the feature was shot on film and treated right. [read the full review]
review from 11/6/2002:
Running Time: 98 min. Production Date: 3 / 12 / 2002 (cover) 1 / 27 / 2002 (feature) Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: Devinn Lane, April, Asia Carrera, Lezley Zen, Angelica Sin, Lola, Nicole Sheridan, Tanya Danielle, Brad Armstrong, Pat Myne, Randy Spears, and VooDoo Initial Expectations: I dont think Ive seen one of Devinn Lanes movies yet that hasnt had at least part of me standing at attention. With the looks of the rest of the cast here, I dont think theres a single part of me thats going to be at ease. Initial Reaction: Although I dont think its among Wickeds best vignette features, its still pretty good. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants slightly artistic sex, fun costumes, and no plot Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks Ed Powers is as artistic as porn should get Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced, but there are a couple moments that appear dubbed. The video has some slight grain to it that makes it appear as if the feature was shot on film and treated right. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Billy Glide, Sindee Coxx, Steve Hatcher, Alec Metro, Julie Meadows, Chris Cannon, Skye Blue [II] (90s-10s), Summer Cummings, T.J. Hart, Pat Myne, Mickey G., Amber Michaels, Dynamite, Frank Fortuna, Marty Romano, Dru Berrymore
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Skye Blue
Release date: 10/17/2002
69th & Anal Street review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a fairly forgettable release. It's not that it's bad in any way, it's just so unremarkable and generic that it's going to be easy to forget. Both Julie Meadows and Dru Berrymore do nice jobs, and there's plenty of softer anal throughout the movie for those who want ass loving without the circus acts. The technical aspects are well done, but often a little on the dark side, while the extras are as generic as one quickly came to expect from VCA long, long ago. This is a very unremarkable release. [read the full review]
review from 2/21/2008:
This is a fairly forgettable release. It's not that it's bad in any way, it's just so unremarkable and generic that it's going to be easy to forget. Both Julie Meadows and Dru Berrymore do nice jobs, and there's plenty of softer anal throughout the movie for those who want ass loving without the circus acts. The technical aspects are well done, but often a little on the dark side, while the extras are as generic as one quickly came to expect from VCA long, long ago. This is a very unremarkable release. [read the full review]
lee_carver's
69th and Anal Street (VCA Pictures) Cast: Julie Meadows, Dru Berrymore, TJ Hart, Amber Michaels, Dynamite, Alec Metro, Steve Hatcher, Frank Fortuna, Pat Myne, Cris Cannon, Mickey G, Marty Romano, Billy Glide Director: Skye Blue Boxcover: Julie Meadows and Dru Berrymore Basic Plot: Julie Meadows is Delusia. She has the ability to make men want to fuck her up the ass (as if mental powers are required for that). The only drawback is when they do they fry their brains. After putting a Congressman in a coma the police want her behind bars so they recall Mickey G to the force in an effort to get her. I. Main Menu A. Jump to a Scene: 1) Julie Julie is being interrogated by the police (Cris Cannon). We will ignore the blatant rip off of the Blade Runner plot device and just get to the sex. The scene starts out energetic enough but somehow fails to carry through with it. They work their way through the usual positions (missionary in tall chair, reverse cowgirl on regular chair and standing anal doggie) until he cums on her ass. [read the full review]
review from 12/24/2002:
69th and Anal Street (VCA Pictures) Cast: Julie Meadows, Dru Berrymore, TJ Hart, Amber Michaels, Dynamite, Alec Metro, Steve Hatcher, Frank Fortuna, Pat Myne, Cris Cannon, Mickey G, Marty Romano, Billy Glide Director: Skye Blue Boxcover: Julie Meadows and Dru Berrymore Basic Plot: Julie Meadows is Delusia. She has the ability to make men want to fuck her up the ass (as if mental powers are required for that). The only drawback is when they do they fry their brains. After putting a Congressman in a coma the police want her behind bars so they recall Mickey G to the force in an effort to get her. I. Main Menu A. Jump to a Scene: 1) Julie Julie is being interrogated by the police (Cris Cannon). We will ignore the blatant rip off of the Blade Runner plot device and just get to the sex. The scene starts out energetic enough but somehow fails to carry through with it. They work their way through the usual positions (missionary in tall chair, reverse cowgirl on regular chair and standing anal doggie) until he cums on her ass. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Sindee Coxx, Lexi Eriksson, Stacy Valentine, Alex Sanders, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey G.
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jim Enright
Release date: 10/17/2002
Allure (Wicked) review summaries:
Nat Hocken's
The best-looking babe in Wickeds 1996 release Allure is 23-year-old Lexi Erickson. She plays a high-priced call-girl whose job it is to distract one of the security men at a small museum so that jewel thief Stacy Valentine can make her move on the fabulous Allure diamond. Initially, Lexi comes off as neither call-girl nor porn star; she looks positively nervous at times, an impression supported by the fact that Lexi was just starting out in the business in 1996. She warms up to the part when she goes down on her knees. That helps: it makes even her trepidation cute. And in porn, experience isnt always all its cracked up to be. Earlier, Sindee Coxx takes Jonathan Morgan in her mouth and gives him one of those granny-style blowjobs (lips curled in and under) that are never particularly exciting. Lexi, the relative novice, gives giving head a good name, while all the while Mickey G. keeps looking at her like a guy savoring his occupational perks. Sindee eats pussy better than dick anyway, and so does Mickey G., which is to say Mickey eats pussy pretty well for a guy. [read the full review]
review from 3/30/2003:
The best-looking babe in Wickeds 1996 release Allure is 23-year-old Lexi Erickson. She plays a high-priced call-girl whose job it is to distract one of the security men at a small museum so that jewel thief Stacy Valentine can make her move on the fabulous Allure diamond. Initially, Lexi comes off as neither call-girl nor porn star; she looks positively nervous at times, an impression supported by the fact that Lexi was just starting out in the business in 1996. She warms up to the part when she goes down on her knees. That helps: it makes even her trepidation cute. And in porn, experience isnt always all its cracked up to be. Earlier, Sindee Coxx takes Jonathan Morgan in her mouth and gives him one of those granny-style blowjobs (lips curled in and under) that are never particularly exciting. Lexi, the relative novice, gives giving head a good name, while all the while Mickey G. keeps looking at her like a guy savoring his occupational perks. Sindee eats pussy better than dick anyway, and so does Mickey G., which is to say Mickey eats pussy pretty well for a guy. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Here we have a feature from Wicked starring the ultra hot Stacey Valentine. She has been out of the biz for awhile but a few years back she was one of the hottest perfomers going. I always liked her energy and her Chasing Stacy and her My Plaything are both good titles showing off her incredible face and body. In this particular film we have what is called a plot,lol, and the gist of it is Stacey and Alex Sanders are jewel thieves and we see them preparing to go out on their latest job. The scene begins with the two packing up their supplies for the big caper and Stacey decides to grab and hug Alex. He says they have no time for this, huh? and Stacey tells him that these jobs make her hot, horny, and wet!!! Alex gets the hint and some heavy petting ensues between the two. Soon Stacey's lovely breasts are freed, they are enhanced but I love them, and Alex gets in some nice kisses on those puppies. Next is some nicely filmed pussy licking and director Jim Enright gives us great close ups of her pussy being licked. [read the full review]
review from 12/17/2002:
Here we have a feature from Wicked starring the ultra hot Stacey Valentine. She has been out of the biz for awhile but a few years back she was one of the hottest perfomers going. I always liked her energy and her Chasing Stacy and her My Plaything are both good titles showing off her incredible face and body. In this particular film we have what is called a plot,lol, and the gist of it is Stacey and Alex Sanders are jewel thieves and we see them preparing to go out on their latest job. The scene begins with the two packing up their supplies for the big caper and Stacey decides to grab and hug Alex. He says they have no time for this, huh? and Stacey tells him that these jobs make her hot, horny, and wet!!! Alex gets the hint and some heavy petting ensues between the two. Soon Stacey's lovely breasts are freed, they are enhanced but I love them, and Alex gets in some nice kisses on those puppies. Next is some nicely filmed pussy licking and director Jim Enright gives us great close ups of her pussy being licked. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 5 / 29 / 1996 Director: Jim Enright Cast: Stacy Valentine, Alexandra Silk, Sindee Coxx, Lexi Eriksson, Alex Sanders, Jonathan Morgan, and Mickey G. Initial Expectations: Most of Wickeds movies and DVDs have impressed me, and I have no reason to expect different here. Initial Reaction: Everybody has their off days, and this was apparently made on one of Jim Enrights. Who Should Watch It : Fans of the performers Who Should Avoid It: Anybody expecting Wickeds normal high quality Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, with no background noises. The video is pretty good, but does have a few problems. There are couple waves of fuzziness that flashed through my screen, but nothing else that really stands out. For being over five years old, Allure looks and sounds pretty good. Music: The music is pretty standard porno music, with a bit of action music thrown in, and nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. [read the full review]
review from 11/4/2002:
Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 5 / 29 / 1996 Director: Jim Enright Cast: Stacy Valentine, Alexandra Silk, Sindee Coxx, Lexi Eriksson, Alex Sanders, Jonathan Morgan, and Mickey G. Initial Expectations: Most of Wickeds movies and DVDs have impressed me, and I have no reason to expect different here. Initial Reaction: Everybody has their off days, and this was apparently made on one of Jim Enrights. Who Should Watch It : Fans of the performers Who Should Avoid It: Anybody expecting Wickeds normal high quality Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, with no background noises. The video is pretty good, but does have a few problems. There are couple waves of fuzziness that flashed through my screen, but nothing else that really stands out. For being over five years old, Allure looks and sounds pretty good. Music: The music is pretty standard porno music, with a bit of action music thrown in, and nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Tom Byron, Bunny Bleu, Paul Thomas, Eric Edwards, Renee Summers, Kimberly Carson, Jade Nichols, Andrea Adams, Debra Wong, Dominique Dancer, Helena Roll, Jan Paterson, Judy Ellis, Teri Lea, Velma Brown
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Howard Christian
Release date: 10/14/2002
Previews: Previews
Loose Times at Ridley High review summaries:
fu_q's
It's graduation time at the all-girls school, Ridley High, which means that the students have but one last chance to cheat, pass, say goodbye...and bang the bejesus out of the teachers and staff. Such is the case in "Loose Times at Ridley High", a very good, 1984 release from director Howard Christian and VCX. [read the full review]
review from 5/21/2017:
It's graduation time at the all-girls school, Ridley High, which means that the students have but one last chance to cheat, pass, say goodbye...and bang the bejesus out of the teachers and staff. Such is the case in "Loose Times at Ridley High", a very good, 1984 release from director Howard Christian and VCX. [read the full review]
Flash's
Loose Times at Ridley High is a great film from the very end of the golden age but unfortunately, VCX has ruined it for this DVD presentation. Due to the problems with the picture quality, I can only recommend this film to die-hard fans that must have it in digital form. For all others, I recommend that you wait in hopes that someday VCX will allow another company to distribute their films and they will do a better job with it. [read the full review]
review from 1/10/2003:
Loose Times at Ridley High is a great film from the very end of the golden age but unfortunately, VCX has ruined it for this DVD presentation. Due to the problems with the picture quality, I can only recommend this film to die-hard fans that must have it in digital form. For all others, I recommend that you wait in hopes that someday VCX will allow another company to distribute their films and they will do a better job with it. [read the full review]
(2.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: David Perry, Mike Foster, Lisa, Julian St. Jox, Frank Gun, Julia, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Katalin, Steve Holmes, Cynthia, Sophie Evans, Claudio Meloni, James Brossman, Rita Faltoyano, Chris Taylor, Toni Ribas, Bob Terminator, Mandy Bright, Esther Virgin, Tchanka, Black Widow, Svytlana Pulse, Nike, Dieter Von Stein
Studio: Private
Directed by: Antonio Adamo
Release date: 10/14/2002
Previews: Previews
Private Gold 55: Gladiator 2 review summaries:
MLyons'
Gladiator II Mike Lyons Reviews Studio Private Director Antonio Adamo Cast Rita Faltoyano, Black Widow, Katalin, Vanessa Virgin, Lisa, Sophie Evans, Nike, Cleare, Julia, Cynthia, Tchanka, Mandy Bright (Non-Sex), Toni Ribas, Frank Gun, Julian St. Jox, David Perry, James Brossman, Alberto Rey, Bob Terminator Genre Ambitious Feature, Euro-Babes Audio/Video Excellent Video. [read the full review]
review from 1/25/2003:
Gladiator II Mike Lyons Reviews Studio Private Director Antonio Adamo Cast Rita Faltoyano, Black Widow, Katalin, Vanessa Virgin, Lisa, Sophie Evans, Nike, Cleare, Julia, Cynthia, Tchanka, Mandy Bright (Non-Sex), Toni Ribas, Frank Gun, Julian St. Jox, David Perry, James Brossman, Alberto Rey, Bob Terminator Genre Ambitious Feature, Euro-Babes Audio/Video Excellent Video. [read the full review]
edsa's
Private Gladiator II: In the City of Lust (2002) 115 min Studio Private Director Antonia Adamo The Women Rita Faltoyano, Sophie Evans, Lisa, Tchanka, Mandy Bright, Julia, Katalin, Esther Virgin, Cynthia, Cleare, Black Widow, Nike DVD Format Dual Layer Special Features Interactive menus, chapter selection, trailers, "making of", photobook, production notes, cast profiles Pros Cleare Cons Esther Virgin Raincoat Factor Low [ /image ] --> "This second thrilling episode of the saga is a faithful reconstruction of the amatory arts of Roman women, whether they were Patricians with an itch to scratch, or unbridled Plebeian women offered for sodomy and gangbangs. The orgies in the Lupanars, ancient Roman brothels, the prostitutes and the parties held by Comodus with his henchmen, bring to life a series of highly erotic and shocking sex scenes." The Reality is that: Antonia Adamo manages to substitute out the nastiness of sex with his ideal aesthetic image of it. I certainly am not a fan of watering down porn, but I see this as purely a business de [read the full review]
review from 10/28/2002:
Private Gladiator II: In the City of Lust (2002) 115 min Studio Private Director Antonia Adamo The Women Rita Faltoyano, Sophie Evans, Lisa, Tchanka, Mandy Bright, Julia, Katalin, Esther Virgin, Cynthia, Cleare, Black Widow, Nike DVD Format Dual Layer Special Features Interactive menus, chapter selection, trailers, "making of", photobook, production notes, cast profiles Pros Cleare Cons Esther Virgin Raincoat Factor Low [ /image ] --> "This second thrilling episode of the saga is a faithful reconstruction of the amatory arts of Roman women, whether they were Patricians with an itch to scratch, or unbridled Plebeian women offered for sodomy and gangbangs. The orgies in the Lupanars, ancient Roman brothels, the prostitutes and the parties held by Comodus with his henchmen, bring to life a series of highly erotic and shocking sex scenes." The Reality is that: Antonia Adamo manages to substitute out the nastiness of sex with his ideal aesthetic image of it. I certainly am not a fan of watering down porn, but I see this as purely a business de [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Julian, Julia Ann, Randy Spears, Carmen, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Lee Stone, Flick Shagwell, Creed, Dru Berrymore, Payne Govanni, Juilian
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Release date: 10/10/2002
Sex Magician review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 90 min. Production Date: 12 / 10 - 11 / 2001 Director: Nicholas Steele Cast: Julia Ann, Randy Spears, Dru Berrymore, Lola, Flick Shagwell, Carmen, Payne Giovanni Lee Stone, Juilian, and Creed Initial Expectations: Nicholas Steele has made some decent features in the past, and with Julia Ann and Randy Spears leading this one, Im having a lot of hope here. Initial Reaction: Its okay but nothing special, and really needed another trip through quality control. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for fairly tame and slightly artistic porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something a little more driven Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are kind of a mixed bag. The audio is clear and well balanced, but only comes out of the left speaker. The video is also pretty clear, but is in the standard 1.33:1 aspect ratio rather than the HD Wide Screen Format thats claimed on the cover. These problems more than tick me off since I enjoy the widescreen format, which Mr. [read the full review]
review from 11/2/2002:
Running Time: 90 min. Production Date: 12 / 10 - 11 / 2001 Director: Nicholas Steele Cast: Julia Ann, Randy Spears, Dru Berrymore, Lola, Flick Shagwell, Carmen, Payne Giovanni Lee Stone, Juilian, and Creed Initial Expectations: Nicholas Steele has made some decent features in the past, and with Julia Ann and Randy Spears leading this one, Im having a lot of hope here. Initial Reaction: Its okay but nothing special, and really needed another trip through quality control. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for fairly tame and slightly artistic porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something a little more driven Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are kind of a mixed bag. The audio is clear and well balanced, but only comes out of the left speaker. The video is also pretty clear, but is in the standard 1.33:1 aspect ratio rather than the HD Wide Screen Format thats claimed on the cover. These problems more than tick me off since I enjoy the widescreen format, which Mr. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kim Kataine, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Kylie Ireland, Alex Sanders, Rebecca Lord, Nici Sterling, Jenna Jameson
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jim Enright
Release date: 10/10/2002
F Zone, The review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 8 / 16 / 1995 Director: Jim Enright Cast: Nici Sterling, Kylie Ireland, Jenna Jameson, Kim Kitaine, Rebecca Lord, Peter North, Alex Sanders, and Steven St. Croix The Short Story Initial Expectations: With a cast like this, how could I not have high expectations? Initial Reaction: Skip it. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Nici Sterling Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for the typically well done Wicked movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced. The video, however, lacks a little. Its fairly clear, but the entire movie is a bit dark. Some areas are darker than others, and even make it next to impossible to tell whats going on. Theres a little grain to the picture, but its even and doesnt seem that bad for how old the feature is. Music: The music is pretty typical porno music, and is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. [read the full review]
review from 12/27/2003:
The Little Details Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 8 / 16 / 1995 Director: Jim Enright Cast: Nici Sterling, Kylie Ireland, Jenna Jameson, Kim Kitaine, Rebecca Lord, Peter North, Alex Sanders, and Steven St. Croix The Short Story Initial Expectations: With a cast like this, how could I not have high expectations? Initial Reaction: Skip it. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Nici Sterling Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for the typically well done Wicked movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced. The video, however, lacks a little. Its fairly clear, but the entire movie is a bit dark. Some areas are darker than others, and even make it next to impossible to tell whats going on. Theres a little grain to the picture, but its even and doesnt seem that bad for how old the feature is. Music: The music is pretty typical porno music, and is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Randy West, Mike Horner, P.J. Sparxx, Buck Adams, Alicyn Sterling, Alexandria Quinn, Lorraine Day
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Release date: 10/3/2002
Bite (New Machine) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 69 min. Production Date: 1991 Director: Scotty Fox Cast: Alexandra Quinn, Alicyn Sterling, Lorraine Day, P. J. Sparxx, Buck Adams, Mike Horner, and Randy West Initial Expectations: New Machine has been doing an okay job with their early 1990s features. Im expecting another okay DVD here. Initial Reaction: Its pretty typical early 1990s porn, but still fun. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting some fun and light porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex or a great transfer Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and normally well balanced. The video shows a fair amount of grain that continues evenly to the edge of the screen, and feels like it might have been taken directly from VHS. The lighting is well done, and shows few unnecessary shadows, although there are a few remnants that flash by here and there. Music: The music blends classical music done on an organ to give it a creepy feel, with cheesy porn music. Both work very well for the movie, but are normally a bit loud. [read the full review]
review from 12/7/2002:
Running Time: 69 min. Production Date: 1991 Director: Scotty Fox Cast: Alexandra Quinn, Alicyn Sterling, Lorraine Day, P. J. Sparxx, Buck Adams, Mike Horner, and Randy West Initial Expectations: New Machine has been doing an okay job with their early 1990s features. Im expecting another okay DVD here. Initial Reaction: Its pretty typical early 1990s porn, but still fun. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting some fun and light porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex or a great transfer Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and normally well balanced. The video shows a fair amount of grain that continues evenly to the edge of the screen, and feels like it might have been taken directly from VHS. The lighting is well done, and shows few unnecessary shadows, although there are a few remnants that flash by here and there. Music: The music blends classical music done on an organ to give it a creepy feel, with cheesy porn music. Both work very well for the movie, but are normally a bit loud. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Taylor Hayes, Dale Dabone, Adajja, Joey Ray, Claudia Adkins, Jason McCain, Chelsea Sinclaire, Felicia Fox
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Release date: 9/27/2002
If You Only Knew (Vivid) review summaries:
Snowman872's
REVIEW "If You Only Knew" Starlets: * Synopsis * Taylor Hayes discovers she pregnant, but at this point in her marriage, her husband (Joey Ray) seems to be indifferent to her. In the morning, he's much more absorbed in the newspaper than Taylor. She's invisible except when she is serving him breakfast. Taylor can't find the right moment to break the news to him and feels upset about the distance between them. When Taylor tries to make a connection, Joey is clueless to her cues. Enter old college buddy "Jerry" played by Dale Debone. In college DeBone and Ray were a couple of wild and crazy guys. In the years since Ray's character has settled down, but DeBone's character is still a free spirit. DeBone still smokes pot, deals drugs, drinks like a fish, throws crazy parties, beds as many women as possible and avoids anything resembling traditional family life like the plague. DeBone is disappointed to see that Ray has changed so much and tells him that his current life is a joke. Despite their obvious differences, Ray lets his old friend stay with him. [read the full review]
review from 10/24/2002:
REVIEW "If You Only Knew" Starlets: * Synopsis * Taylor Hayes discovers she pregnant, but at this point in her marriage, her husband (Joey Ray) seems to be indifferent to her. In the morning, he's much more absorbed in the newspaper than Taylor. She's invisible except when she is serving him breakfast. Taylor can't find the right moment to break the news to him and feels upset about the distance between them. When Taylor tries to make a connection, Joey is clueless to her cues. Enter old college buddy "Jerry" played by Dale Debone. In college DeBone and Ray were a couple of wild and crazy guys. In the years since Ray's character has settled down, but DeBone's character is still a free spirit. DeBone still smokes pot, deals drugs, drinks like a fish, throws crazy parties, beds as many women as possible and avoids anything resembling traditional family life like the plague. DeBone is disappointed to see that Ray has changed so much and tells him that his current life is a joke. Despite their obvious differences, Ray lets his old friend stay with him. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Julian, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Kody, Rafe, Kristina Black, Nina Ferrari, Sunrise Adams, Jenna Haze, Skarlet Fever, Jodie Moore, Nyomi Marcela
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Release date: 9/23/2002
Pin-Up Girls (Adam & Eve) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: 04 / 08 / 2002 Director: Nicholas Steele Cast: Jodie Moore, Evan Stone, Jenna Haze, Billy Glide, Sunrise Adams, Nyomi Arman, Kristina Black, Ian Daniels, Desert Rose, Nina Ferrari, Julian, and Rafe Initial Expectations: Nicholas Steele has been kind of hit or miss for me, but with this cast I cant help but have high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its pretty, but rarely goes overboard on heat. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for light and pretty porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting some really serious and dirty fucking Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a bit of a mixed bag. When theres dialogue its very clear and well balanced. During the sex, however, some artistic effects are added, which makes the voices of the performers drop a notch. The video was shot in the high definition widescreen format, and adds quite a bit to the movie. It has a slight bit of grain, and does a very good job of imitating film. [read the full review]
review from 9/24/2003:
Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: 04 / 08 / 2002 Director: Nicholas Steele Cast: Jodie Moore, Evan Stone, Jenna Haze, Billy Glide, Sunrise Adams, Nyomi Arman, Kristina Black, Ian Daniels, Desert Rose, Nina Ferrari, Julian, and Rafe Initial Expectations: Nicholas Steele has been kind of hit or miss for me, but with this cast I cant help but have high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its pretty, but rarely goes overboard on heat. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for light and pretty porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting some really serious and dirty fucking Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a bit of a mixed bag. When theres dialogue its very clear and well balanced. During the sex, however, some artistic effects are added, which makes the voices of the performers drop a notch. The video was shot in the high definition widescreen format, and adds quite a bit to the movie. It has a slight bit of grain, and does a very good job of imitating film. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Steven St. Croix, Coral Sands, Monique, Jack Hammer, C.J. Bennett, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Elizabeth X.
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Release date: 9/23/2002
Dark Influences review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 2 /15 / 2002 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Asia Carrera, Monique, Nicole Sheridan, Coral Sands, C. J. Bennett, Elizabeth X., Steven St. Croix, Voodoo, and Jack Hammer Initial Expectations: With this cast, I cant not have high hopes. Initial Reaction: Its a nice idea that never manages to get much past average. Who Should Watch It : Asia Carrera fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who hates slow motion Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear, although there are a few areas with some noticeable dubbing. The balance seems to change a bit throughout the feature, with some of it being low enough that the dialogue is hard to hear. Theres a few background noises, but they often fit in with the scenes. The video has a slightly soft feel, which doesnt really affect the movie one way or another. Unfortunately, theres several slow motion breaks in the movie which do hurt it, as it breaks a lot of the momentum of the heat in the scenes. [read the full review]
review from 5/9/2003:
Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 2 /15 / 2002 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Asia Carrera, Monique, Nicole Sheridan, Coral Sands, C. J. Bennett, Elizabeth X., Steven St. Croix, Voodoo, and Jack Hammer Initial Expectations: With this cast, I cant not have high hopes. Initial Reaction: Its a nice idea that never manages to get much past average. Who Should Watch It : Asia Carrera fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who hates slow motion Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear, although there are a few areas with some noticeable dubbing. The balance seems to change a bit throughout the feature, with some of it being low enough that the dialogue is hard to hear. Theres a few background noises, but they often fit in with the scenes. The video has a slightly soft feel, which doesnt really affect the movie one way or another. Unfortunately, theres several slow motion breaks in the movie which do hurt it, as it breaks a lot of the momentum of the heat in the scenes. [read the full review]
(4.8 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Jasmin, Rocco Siffredi, Vanessa, Laura, Alex, Reka, Ella, Carlos, Tiffany, Alberto Rey, Barbarella, Katalin, Steve Holmes, Alissa [I] (ambiguous), Chris Knight, Franco Roccaforte, Sheila Scott, Petra Short, Chris Mountain, Mia Stone, Bambie Dolce, Manuel Ferrara, Bob Terminator, Mandy Bright, Melinda Casta, Dara, Viki, Csoky Ice, Laura B., Diana Storm, Susa, Liza Pinelli
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Release date: 9/23/2002
Previews: Previews
Ass Collector, The review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 137 min. Production Date: 8 / 20 / 2002 Director: Rocco Siffredi Cast: Melinda Casta, Rocco Siffredi, Chris Knight, Jazmine (Sabrina Black), Barbarella, Ludmilla, Mia Stone, Manuel Ferrara, Tiffany, Diana Storm, Franco Roccaforte, Alberto Ray, Carlos, Chris Mountain, Bob the Terminator, Lola, Steve Holmes, Alex, Choky Ice, Petra Short, Bambi, Susa, Dana, Laura, Monik, Viki, and many, many, many more in both sexual and non-sexual sitautions Initial Expectations: I normally like Roccos features, and havent heard a bad thing about this one. From everything Ive heard, Im expecting this to be one of the best DVDs Ive seen this year. Initial Reaction: Its pretty easily the best DVD Ive seen from Rocco, as well as the best DVD Ive seen from Evil Angel. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants a feature with rougher sex Who Should Avoid It: Raincoaters and anybody who thinks Vivid pushes things a little too far Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced, without a hint of background noises. [read the full review]
review from 12/29/2002:
Running Time: 137 min. Production Date: 8 / 20 / 2002 Director: Rocco Siffredi Cast: Melinda Casta, Rocco Siffredi, Chris Knight, Jazmine (Sabrina Black), Barbarella, Ludmilla, Mia Stone, Manuel Ferrara, Tiffany, Diana Storm, Franco Roccaforte, Alberto Ray, Carlos, Chris Mountain, Bob the Terminator, Lola, Steve Holmes, Alex, Choky Ice, Petra Short, Bambi, Susa, Dana, Laura, Monik, Viki, and many, many, many more in both sexual and non-sexual sitautions Initial Expectations: I normally like Roccos features, and havent heard a bad thing about this one. From everything Ive heard, Im expecting this to be one of the best DVDs Ive seen this year. Initial Reaction: Its pretty easily the best DVD Ive seen from Rocco, as well as the best DVD Ive seen from Evil Angel. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants a feature with rougher sex Who Should Avoid It: Raincoaters and anybody who thinks Vivid pushes things a little too far Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced, without a hint of background noises. [read the full review]
Flash's
While The Ass Collector is not a film for everyone, Rocco Siffredi has done a great job of creating a unique adult film and Evil Angel has done a great job of creating a worthy collector's edition to showcase the film. I heartily recommend this film to viewers who like porn with a plot and don't mind dark overtones to their films. Couples audiences may want to tread lightly with this film as this may be far more than they are looking for and viewers who hate a plot might still want to give this film a try as they may find themselves pleasantly surprised. Viewers who like tame sex may want to pass on this title as the sex here is probably harder than they are looking for. If you are curious about the film I recommend a rental over a purchase, but if this film sounds right up your alley a purchase is highly recommended as this is a film that will probably end up staying in your collection. [read the full review]
review from 10/4/2002:
While The Ass Collector is not a film for everyone, Rocco Siffredi has done a great job of creating a unique adult film and Evil Angel has done a great job of creating a worthy collector's edition to showcase the film. I heartily recommend this film to viewers who like porn with a plot and don't mind dark overtones to their films. Couples audiences may want to tread lightly with this film as this may be far more than they are looking for and viewers who hate a plot might still want to give this film a try as they may find themselves pleasantly surprised. Viewers who like tame sex may want to pass on this title as the sex here is probably harder than they are looking for. If you are curious about the film I recommend a rental over a purchase, but if this film sounds right up your alley a purchase is highly recommended as this is a film that will probably end up staying in your collection. [read the full review]
MLyons'
Ass Collector MLyons Reviews He Said / She Said Studio Evil Angel Director Rocco Siffredi Cast See Note Below Genre Feature, Euro-Babes, Anal Audio/Video Outstanding--clear video, and stereo (as well as 5.1) sound. Extras 78 Minute Making of Documentary, Extra Sex Scene Footage, Fetish Menu, Ass Collector Trailers, Photo Gallery, Cast List By Scene, and extra CD with music from the soundtrack. Music Excellent use of music--not too much, it didn't mask the voices of performers, and what there was added to the scenes and to the movie. DVD Format One single sided, dual layer disc (feature, fetish menu, stills, and trailers) & one single sided, single layer disc (documentary and extra footage) Condoms None Female Orgasms None THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Anal oriented, light and moderate Raincoaters with a taste for feature oriented porn with gorgeous Euro-babes and excellent sex that is not hampered by plot; or cou [read the full review]
review from 10/1/2002:
Ass Collector MLyons Reviews He Said / She Said Studio Evil Angel Director Rocco Siffredi Cast See Note Below Genre Feature, Euro-Babes, Anal Audio/Video Outstanding--clear video, and stereo (as well as 5.1) sound. Extras 78 Minute Making of Documentary, Extra Sex Scene Footage, Fetish Menu, Ass Collector Trailers, Photo Gallery, Cast List By Scene, and extra CD with music from the soundtrack. Music Excellent use of music--not too much, it didn't mask the voices of performers, and what there was added to the scenes and to the movie. DVD Format One single sided, dual layer disc (feature, fetish menu, stills, and trailers) & one single sided, single layer disc (documentary and extra footage) Condoms None Female Orgasms None THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Anal oriented, light and moderate Raincoaters with a taste for feature oriented porn with gorgeous Euro-babes and excellent sex that is not hampered by plot; or cou [read the full review]
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Sindee Coxx, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Chloe, Tina Tyler, Pat Myne, Rick, Cheyne Collins, F. J. Lincoln, Nikita Denise, Tanya Danielle, Marty Romano, Samantha Sterlyng, Calli Cox, Tawny Roberts, Aria, Baz
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Antonio Passolini
Release date: 9/20/2002
Previews: Previews
Ozporns, The review summaries:
lee_carver's
The Ozporns (VCA Interactive/DVD) Cast: Tawny Roberts, Chloe, Nikita Denise, Sindee Coxx, Tanya Danielle, Calli Cox, Aria, Samantha Sterlying, Baz, Steve Hatcher, Pat Myne, Marty Romano, Kyle Stone, Rick, Cheyne Collins, FJ Lincoln and special guest star Tina Tyler Director: Antonio Passolini Plot: A parody of a rather annoying cable TV show about a famous rock family. From what I have seen of the show this is a fairly accurate portrayal which doesn't make it any less annoying. Izzy (Baz) is pissed off at the fact there are no bran muffins so he can't shit. John (Cheyne Collins) is producing a porno in the house and Fiona (Tawny) is dating a white rapper from Malibu. I. Main Menu: A. Sex on Demand: 1. Nikita - doggy, anal, multi angle, pop 2. Tawny - toy, strap on doggy 3. Samantha - top, doggy, anal, pop 4. Chloe - top, multi angle, doggy, DP, pop 5. Tawny - blowjob, doggy, multi angle, pop 6. Sindee - bottom, 69, doggy, pop B. Movie Options: 1. [read the full review]
review from 12/29/2002:
The Ozporns (VCA Interactive/DVD) Cast: Tawny Roberts, Chloe, Nikita Denise, Sindee Coxx, Tanya Danielle, Calli Cox, Aria, Samantha Sterlying, Baz, Steve Hatcher, Pat Myne, Marty Romano, Kyle Stone, Rick, Cheyne Collins, FJ Lincoln and special guest star Tina Tyler Director: Antonio Passolini Plot: A parody of a rather annoying cable TV show about a famous rock family. From what I have seen of the show this is a fairly accurate portrayal which doesn't make it any less annoying. Izzy (Baz) is pissed off at the fact there are no bran muffins so he can't shit. John (Cheyne Collins) is producing a porno in the house and Fiona (Tawny) is dating a white rapper from Malibu. I. Main Menu: A. Sex on Demand: 1. Nikita - doggy, anal, multi angle, pop 2. Tawny - toy, strap on doggy 3. Samantha - top, doggy, anal, pop 4. Chloe - top, multi angle, doggy, DP, pop 5. Tawny - blowjob, doggy, multi angle, pop 6. Sindee - bottom, 69, doggy, pop B. Movie Options: 1. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 117 min. Production Date: 05 / 2002 Director: Antonio Passolini Cast: Calli Cox, Chloe, Aria, Nikita Denise, Samantha Sterlyng, Sindee Coxx, Tanya Danielle, Tawny Roberts, Baz, Cheyne Collins, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Marty Romano, Pat Myne, and Ricky in sexual roles and Tina Tyler, Fred J. Lincoln, and many others in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: There are two things about todays television that I really hate. The first is reality shows. The second is MTV. Therefore, I cant wait to watch one of my favorite directors parody MTVs reality TV show. Initial Reaction: Its good enough to make you bark at the moon. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants hot sex in a hilarious movie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants soft, quiet, and boring porn Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are excellent, and even exceed VCAs normally high standards. The audio is clear and well balanced, without any signs of background noises. The video is also extremely clear and well lit, and seems darn near perfect. [read the full review]
review from 12/12/2002:
Running Time: 117 min. Production Date: 05 / 2002 Director: Antonio Passolini Cast: Calli Cox, Chloe, Aria, Nikita Denise, Samantha Sterlyng, Sindee Coxx, Tanya Danielle, Tawny Roberts, Baz, Cheyne Collins, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Marty Romano, Pat Myne, and Ricky in sexual roles and Tina Tyler, Fred J. Lincoln, and many others in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: There are two things about todays television that I really hate. The first is reality shows. The second is MTV. Therefore, I cant wait to watch one of my favorite directors parody MTVs reality TV show. Initial Reaction: Its good enough to make you bark at the moon. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants hot sex in a hilarious movie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants soft, quiet, and boring porn Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are excellent, and even exceed VCAs normally high standards. The audio is clear and well balanced, without any signs of background noises. The video is also extremely clear and well lit, and seems darn near perfect. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Kelsey Heart, Steve Hatcher, Mark Davis, Randy Spears, Kitten, Dillion Day, Lezley Zen
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Release date: 9/15/2002
Guilty as Sin (Adam & Eve) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 95 min. Production Date: 6 / 5 / 2002 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Asia Carrera, Lezley Zen, Kelsey, Kitten, Dillion Day, Randy Spears, Mark Davis, and Steve Hatcher Initial Expectations: With this cast I cant help but have high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its even better than I hoped! Who Should Watch It : Couples who dont want slow and boring sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting it slow and boring or extremely hard and nasty Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and nicely balanced, but obviously dubbed in many places. The video is also very nice. Its very clear and nicely lit, with barely anything to interfere with it. Music: The music comes and goes throughout the feature. What music there is frequently is too loud and is very familiar, but thankfully it doesnt show up too often. Menus: The menus are nicely done. Theres a bit of nice animation in the main menu, and the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a chapter number. [read the full review]
review from 5/7/2003:
Running Time: 95 min. Production Date: 6 / 5 / 2002 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Asia Carrera, Lezley Zen, Kelsey, Kitten, Dillion Day, Randy Spears, Mark Davis, and Steve Hatcher Initial Expectations: With this cast I cant help but have high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its even better than I hoped! Who Should Watch It : Couples who dont want slow and boring sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting it slow and boring or extremely hard and nasty Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and nicely balanced, but obviously dubbed in many places. The video is also very nice. Its very clear and nicely lit, with barely anything to interfere with it. Music: The music comes and goes throughout the feature. What music there is frequently is too loud and is very familiar, but thankfully it doesnt show up too often. Menus: The menus are nicely done. Theres a bit of nice animation in the main menu, and the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a chapter number. [read the full review]
Malibu Blue (New Machine) review summaries:
Flash's
Unless you are a hardened fan of Sierra, happen to be a fan of the film or have some curiosity of seeing Jonathan Morgan when he was much younger and not yet a master of his craft, I would recommend passing on this film. If the film being poor wasn't bad enough it has a transfer that only VCX would find acceptable. If it wasn't for all the extreme genital close ups, this might make a decent beginning couples film but viewers who like nasty sex or hate a plot will definitely find nothing to arouse them here. Before a purchase, I recommend a rental so you don't get burnt. [read the full review]
review from 11/29/2002:
Unless you are a hardened fan of Sierra, happen to be a fan of the film or have some curiosity of seeing Jonathan Morgan when he was much younger and not yet a master of his craft, I would recommend passing on this film. If the film being poor wasn't bad enough it has a transfer that only VCX would find acceptable. If it wasn't for all the extreme genital close ups, this might make a decent beginning couples film but viewers who like nasty sex or hate a plot will definitely find nothing to arouse them here. Before a purchase, I recommend a rental so you don't get burnt. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Cheyenne Silver, April, Dasha, Eric Masterson, Cheyne Collins, Dale Dabone, Lee Stone, Nikita Denise, Jewell Marceau
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: David Stanley
Release date: 9/15/2002
Perfect Couple review summaries:
Snowman872's
REVIEW - "PERFECT COUPLE" Starlets: April, Cheyenne Silver, Dasha, Jewell Marceau, Nikita Denise Director: David Stanley * Synopsis Cheyne Collins is the leading man in this couples oriented feature. Cheyne is married to Dasha, but the state of their marriage is less than peachy. A few minutes into the film Dasha becomes fed up with her slovenly husband and splits without much explanation. Cheyne doesn't immediately jump back in the saddle. He deals with the break up by eating lots of junk food and watching porn. After awhile one of Cheyne's old buddies decides to get him back on the "road to recovery" which includes trying to pick up girls at a local bar. They encounter hottie Cheyenne Silver there and become involved. However, a relationship with Cheyenne proves difficult as well and Dasha is not quite out of the picture. * What's Hot Cheyenne shines several times in the blowjob department. Her sex scenes were the hottest in the movie. Good technical qualities. Picture, lighting and sound quality were all high, especially on the DVD version. [read the full review]
review from 12/4/2002:
REVIEW - "PERFECT COUPLE" Starlets: April, Cheyenne Silver, Dasha, Jewell Marceau, Nikita Denise Director: David Stanley * Synopsis Cheyne Collins is the leading man in this couples oriented feature. Cheyne is married to Dasha, but the state of their marriage is less than peachy. A few minutes into the film Dasha becomes fed up with her slovenly husband and splits without much explanation. Cheyne doesn't immediately jump back in the saddle. He deals with the break up by eating lots of junk food and watching porn. After awhile one of Cheyne's old buddies decides to get him back on the "road to recovery" which includes trying to pick up girls at a local bar. They encounter hottie Cheyenne Silver there and become involved. However, a relationship with Cheyenne proves difficult as well and Dasha is not quite out of the picture. * What's Hot Cheyenne shines several times in the blowjob department. Her sex scenes were the hottest in the movie. Good technical qualities. Picture, lighting and sound quality were all high, especially on the DVD version. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ian Daniels, Julian, Chris Cannon, Jewel De'Nyle, Layla Jade, Sophie Evans, Lee Stone, Toni Ribas, Jenna Haze, Faith Adams, Kianna Dior
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Release date: 9/12/2002
Unforgettable (Adam & Eve) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 96 min. Production Date: 4 / 08 / 2002 Director: Nicholas Steele Cast: Jewel DeNyle, Layla Jade, Sophie Evans, Kianna, Jenna Haze, Faith, Ian Daniels, Chris Cannon, Lee Stone, Julian, and Tony Ribas Initial Expectations: This seems like a kinda nasty cast for an Adam & Eve feature. Im not sure whether to be scared or not, but Im definitely intrigued. Initial Reaction: Its a bit on the soft and repetitive side, but it does a nice job telling the story. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants something very soft and romantic Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of chemistry in all the scenes or driving sex Audio /Video Quality: Although there is a little dubbing, most of the audio is clear and well balanced. There are extra noises in some of the scenes beyond the performers, but rather than interfering they help give the scenes a bit more depth. The video was shot in high definition widescreen, and is presented in anamorphic widescreen. [read the full review]
review from 5/11/2003:
Running Time: 96 min. Production Date: 4 / 08 / 2002 Director: Nicholas Steele Cast: Jewel DeNyle, Layla Jade, Sophie Evans, Kianna, Jenna Haze, Faith, Ian Daniels, Chris Cannon, Lee Stone, Julian, and Tony Ribas Initial Expectations: This seems like a kinda nasty cast for an Adam & Eve feature. Im not sure whether to be scared or not, but Im definitely intrigued. Initial Reaction: Its a bit on the soft and repetitive side, but it does a nice job telling the story. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants something very soft and romantic Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of chemistry in all the scenes or driving sex Audio /Video Quality: Although there is a little dubbing, most of the audio is clear and well balanced. There are extra noises in some of the scenes beyond the performers, but rather than interfering they help give the scenes a bit more depth. The video was shot in high definition widescreen, and is presented in anamorphic widescreen. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon, Gwen Summers, Joel Lawrence, Dale Dabone, Dillion Day, Frank Bukkwyd, Joey Ray, Stevie, Briana Banks, Kiki Daire
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Jerome Tanner
Release date: 9/12/2002
Charlie's Little Devils review summaries:
Cumdistrabutiondevice's
Well not too many scenes to run down here but if you're into busty beauties then here's a winner! The film starts in seedy motel room with the 'Senator' (probably known as 'Bill' to the director) and his 'Monica' start to talk about how bad it would be for this senator to be caught with an intern . . . . Before spending the next 15 minutes giving it to her hard. Strange logic but hey let's forgive - this is porn afterall. So the future pres. has been caught out by his rival. Only Charlie's little devils could possibly tempt the other candidate into a photographed sex session and level the playing field in the coming election. Enter Brianna (WOW!). She plays a dense blonde (hard acting job, that one!) who works in porno and is a secret agent on the side. Along with her 2 pals (actresses I was unfamilier with) they set off to save the world. This involves a good hand-job and facial with Brianna to start, Car sex with an underweight, underbreasted ginger, then a couple of other, seemingly random, encounters until the finale. [read the full review]
review from 6/30/2003:
Well not too many scenes to run down here but if you're into busty beauties then here's a winner! The film starts in seedy motel room with the 'Senator' (probably known as 'Bill' to the director) and his 'Monica' start to talk about how bad it would be for this senator to be caught with an intern . . . . Before spending the next 15 minutes giving it to her hard. Strange logic but hey let's forgive - this is porn afterall. So the future pres. has been caught out by his rival. Only Charlie's little devils could possibly tempt the other candidate into a photographed sex session and level the playing field in the coming election. Enter Brianna (WOW!). She plays a dense blonde (hard acting job, that one!) who works in porno and is a secret agent on the side. Along with her 2 pals (actresses I was unfamilier with) they set off to save the world. This involves a good hand-job and facial with Brianna to start, Car sex with an underweight, underbreasted ginger, then a couple of other, seemingly random, encounters until the finale. [read the full review]
Prisoner Of Paradise review summaries:
fu_q's
An already-bereft, World War 2 Navy man, John Holmes, finds himself stranded and fending for himself on a near-deserted island in the South Pacific after his ship goes down out at sea. Compounding his problems, he soon discovers that he's not alone in this "paradise", as the Nazis have set up a small, nearby radio-monitoring camp staffed by a pervy, lushy letch of a commander and his two carnal-crazy fraulein underlings. In attempting to rescue a pair of nurses also held captive at the camp, Holmes soon finds himself both a prisoner, as well, and at the mercy of this kinky, sadistic, Hitler-obsessed crew. Such is the case in "Prisoner of Paradise", a very good, 1980 release from VCX and directors Gail Palmer and Bob Chinn. [read the full review]
review from 6/16/2016:
An already-bereft, World War 2 Navy man, John Holmes, finds himself stranded and fending for himself on a near-deserted island in the South Pacific after his ship goes down out at sea. Compounding his problems, he soon discovers that he's not alone in this "paradise", as the Nazis have set up a small, nearby radio-monitoring camp staffed by a pervy, lushy letch of a commander and his two carnal-crazy fraulein underlings. In attempting to rescue a pair of nurses also held captive at the camp, Holmes soon finds himself both a prisoner, as well, and at the mercy of this kinky, sadistic, Hitler-obsessed crew. Such is the case in "Prisoner of Paradise", a very good, 1980 release from VCX and directors Gail Palmer and Bob Chinn. [read the full review]
Flash's
Prisoner of Paradise isn't the most plot motivated adult feature film out there but it isn't a bad feature by any means. The plot is thin and the acting for some of the cast is sketchy but the sex scenes aren't bad. Prisoner of Paradise is nicely shot. VCX has done an acceptable job with the release using a video master and including no extras. [read the full review]
review from 5/6/2016:
Prisoner of Paradise isn't the most plot motivated adult feature film out there but it isn't a bad feature by any means. The plot is thin and the acting for some of the cast is sketchy but the sex scenes aren't bad. Prisoner of Paradise is nicely shot. VCX has done an acceptable job with the release using a video master and including no extras. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Kyle Stone, Chris Cannon, John Strong, Randy Spears, Sunset Thomas, April, Gwen Summers, Zach Thomas, Kiki Daire
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Release date: 9/9/2002
Wild Honey 3: The Climax review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 09 / 2000 Director: Nic Cramer Cast: Sunset Thomas, April, Gwen Summers, Kiki DAire, Chris Cannon, John Strong, Randy Spears, and Zach Addams, and Michael J. Cox, Kely Stone, and Nic Cramer in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: The first two episodes in this series disappointed me. Im not expecting the third part to be any different. Initial Reaction: It does the most with the plot in the trilogy, but still leaves a lot to be desired. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to see how the story ends Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a halfway decently done plot with their sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and decently balanced, but often a little on the low side. Theres also several background noises that are readily noticeable, and common enough you start to expect them in the scenes. The video is presented in the widescreen format, but unfortunately its non-anamorphic. Theres a couple flashes of remnants, but thats about it for unintentional problems. [read the full review]
review from 11/30/2002:
Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 09 / 2000 Director: Nic Cramer Cast: Sunset Thomas, April, Gwen Summers, Kiki DAire, Chris Cannon, John Strong, Randy Spears, and Zach Addams, and Michael J. Cox, Kely Stone, and Nic Cramer in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: The first two episodes in this series disappointed me. Im not expecting the third part to be any different. Initial Reaction: It does the most with the plot in the trilogy, but still leaves a lot to be desired. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to see how the story ends Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a halfway decently done plot with their sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and decently balanced, but often a little on the low side. Theres also several background noises that are readily noticeable, and common enough you start to expect them in the scenes. The video is presented in the widescreen format, but unfortunately its non-anamorphic. Theres a couple flashes of remnants, but thats about it for unintentional problems. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Philippe Dean, Mercedes, Maeva Exel, Renata Rey, Rodolphe Antrim, Sebastian Barrio, Rita Faltoyano, Ian Scott, Sharone, Tristan, Edd Exel, Tristan Seagal
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Alain Payet
Release date: 9/6/2002
Black Lace & White Lies review summaries:
aybesea's
Black Lace & White Lies is a Marc Dorcel movie. That speaks volumes on its own. Wicked distributes the Marc Dorcel line here in the US, but in my opinion they do not do an adequate job of promoting these films. Marc Dorcel films are truly beautiful porn, but they remain true to their roots and do a good job of providing whack material. What a combo! Needless to say, I have high hopes for this film. Synopsis Dorcel films generally have plots. That's the bad news (any of my readers know what I think of porno plots). But they almost never get in the way of the eroticism, and that's the good news. Black Lace is no exception. Alain Payet does a masterful job of combining beautiful ladies with exotic locations to produce this film. This DVD is as good as any he has done, and that's saying a mouthful. I hereby present this DVD with aybesea's Whackmeister Seal of Approval! Technical This DVD is technically excellent. The video is crystal clear. The audio is wonderful. And the DVD is mastered in widescreen (I don't know if it is anamorphic). [read the full review]
review from 10/24/2002:
Black Lace & White Lies is a Marc Dorcel movie. That speaks volumes on its own. Wicked distributes the Marc Dorcel line here in the US, but in my opinion they do not do an adequate job of promoting these films. Marc Dorcel films are truly beautiful porn, but they remain true to their roots and do a good job of providing whack material. What a combo! Needless to say, I have high hopes for this film. Synopsis Dorcel films generally have plots. That's the bad news (any of my readers know what I think of porno plots). But they almost never get in the way of the eroticism, and that's the good news. Black Lace is no exception. Alain Payet does a masterful job of combining beautiful ladies with exotic locations to produce this film. This DVD is as good as any he has done, and that's saying a mouthful. I hereby present this DVD with aybesea's Whackmeister Seal of Approval! Technical This DVD is technically excellent. The video is crystal clear. The audio is wonderful. And the DVD is mastered in widescreen (I don't know if it is anamorphic). [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 92 min. Production Date: 2 / 05 / 2001 (cover) 5 / 2 / 2001 (feature) Director: Alain Payet Cast: Sharone, Maeva Exel, Rita Faltoyano, Mercedes, Renata Rey, Philippe Dean, Ian Scott, Rodolph Antrim, Tina Reda, Sebastian Barrio, Tristan, and Edd Exel Initial Expectations: What Ive seen from Marc Dorcel has been pretty impressive, and Im expecting another well done feature here. Initial Reaction: I think Im going to have to start checking out what Marc Dorcel has to offer a bit more. Who Should Watch It : Fans of European porn, anal sex, and mildly artistic style in porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a lot of plot or who thinks women only have one hole for anybody elses use Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty average, and has a few hollow spots, but the English dubbing seems well done. Sadly, even in the original French audio theres more than a little dubbing. The video is pretty good. Theres a small amount of grain, but thats about it. [read the full review]
review from 10/24/2002:
Running Time: 92 min. Production Date: 2 / 05 / 2001 (cover) 5 / 2 / 2001 (feature) Director: Alain Payet Cast: Sharone, Maeva Exel, Rita Faltoyano, Mercedes, Renata Rey, Philippe Dean, Ian Scott, Rodolph Antrim, Tina Reda, Sebastian Barrio, Tristan, and Edd Exel Initial Expectations: What Ive seen from Marc Dorcel has been pretty impressive, and Im expecting another well done feature here. Initial Reaction: I think Im going to have to start checking out what Marc Dorcel has to offer a bit more. Who Should Watch It : Fans of European porn, anal sex, and mildly artistic style in porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a lot of plot or who thinks women only have one hole for anybody elses use Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty average, and has a few hollow spots, but the English dubbing seems well done. Sadly, even in the original French audio theres more than a little dubbing. The video is pretty good. Theres a small amount of grain, but thats about it. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Julian, Kylie Ireland, Julia Ann, Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Joel Lawrence, Devinn Lane, Nikita Denise, Kristal Summers, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Release date: 9/5/2002
Turning Point review summaries:
Flash's
Turning Point is an excellent film from Wicked which will appease many viewers from couples to the average porn watcher. The plot is well done and keeps interest, but doesn't intrude into the sex. Viewers that require nasty sex or hate a plot to interfere with their porn may not find this film to their liking. This is a film to consider for purchase as you'll find yourself wanting to watch it more than once. [read the full review]
review from 12/15/2002:
Turning Point is an excellent film from Wicked which will appease many viewers from couples to the average porn watcher. The plot is well done and keeps interest, but doesn't intrude into the sex. Viewers that require nasty sex or hate a plot to interfere with their porn may not find this film to their liking. This is a film to consider for purchase as you'll find yourself wanting to watch it more than once. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 112 min. Production Date: 10 / 22 / 2001 Director: Jonathan Morgan Cast: Sydnee Steele, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Kylie Ireland, Nikita Denise, Kristal Summers, Brad Armstrong, Randy Spears, Joel Lawrence, Steve Hatcher, and Julian in sexual roles and Mike Horner in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: Wicked makes some of the best couples features out there, and in my opinion, Jonathan Morgan is one of the best directors currently making adult films today. I cant help but go into his features with high expectations, especially with this cast. Initial Reaction: As usual, its a very well made couples feature that doesnt take too much thought. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesnt want more extreme sex and who wants a little bit of plot with their porn. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who just wants balls to the walls, no holds barred sex Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are great. The audio is very well balanced and I dont think I heard a single background noise. The video is much the same. [read the full review]
review from 10/25/2002:
Running Time: 112 min. Production Date: 10 / 22 / 2001 Director: Jonathan Morgan Cast: Sydnee Steele, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Kylie Ireland, Nikita Denise, Kristal Summers, Brad Armstrong, Randy Spears, Joel Lawrence, Steve Hatcher, and Julian in sexual roles and Mike Horner in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: Wicked makes some of the best couples features out there, and in my opinion, Jonathan Morgan is one of the best directors currently making adult films today. I cant help but go into his features with high expectations, especially with this cast. Initial Reaction: As usual, its a very well made couples feature that doesnt take too much thought. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesnt want more extreme sex and who wants a little bit of plot with their porn. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who just wants balls to the walls, no holds barred sex Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are great. The audio is very well balanced and I dont think I heard a single background noise. The video is much the same. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Carlos, Amber Michaels, Frank Thring, Cindy, Gia, Steve Holmes, Renate, Nick Lang, Peter Rain, Britney, Kathy Anderson, Roly Reeves
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Frank Thring
Release date: 9/3/2002
Mr. Beaver Checks In 12 review summaries:
Goldmember's
Mr. Beaver Checks In #12 Directed by Frank Thring Overall Impression I haven't seen anything from good old Frank in a few years so I was curious to see what he was up to with this series from Hustler. The premise of the series I suppose is Mr. Beaver (Frank Thring) is your prototypical horny middle aged business man who dreams about the young pussy he can't really get anymore. On top of that he always finds someway to bumble his opportunities to land those hot young chicks he wants so badly. Ror a director that loves casting himself in his own flicks I must say for once Thring has cast himself in a believable role, that of the dirty old pervert. As far as the film goes It has some moments. I enjoyed the first and last scenes, but the other three are nothing to get to excited about. In my opinion. What really did impress me was the way menus were set up. They did a really nice job here, especially on the chapter or scene menus. [read the full review]
review from 11/14/2002:
Mr. Beaver Checks In #12 Directed by Frank Thring Overall Impression I haven't seen anything from good old Frank in a few years so I was curious to see what he was up to with this series from Hustler. The premise of the series I suppose is Mr. Beaver (Frank Thring) is your prototypical horny middle aged business man who dreams about the young pussy he can't really get anymore. On top of that he always finds someway to bumble his opportunities to land those hot young chicks he wants so badly. Ror a director that loves casting himself in his own flicks I must say for once Thring has cast himself in a believable role, that of the dirty old pervert. As far as the film goes It has some moments. I enjoyed the first and last scenes, but the other three are nothing to get to excited about. In my opinion. What really did impress me was the way menus were set up. They did a really nice job here, especially on the chapter or scene menus. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Byron, Bunny Bleu, Raven, Misty Regan, Susan Hart, Shone Taylor, Herschel Savage, Lynne Cartier
Studio: Classic X
Release date: 9/2/2002
Naked Eyes review summaries:
Flash's
As far as being a feature movie, Naked Eyes is a failure. There isn't enough of plot here to really justify calling this a feature movie. As far as being an all sex movie, Naked Eyes is also a failure since the movie does spend time with the lack of a plot the movie puts around the movie. The sex scenes are average at best making Naked Eyes an easy movie to skip. Classic X Collection has done a poor job with this release as well with what appears to be a VHS tape transferred to DVD. [read the full review]
review from 5/16/2016:
As far as being a feature movie, Naked Eyes is a failure. There isn't enough of plot here to really justify calling this a feature movie. As far as being an all sex movie, Naked Eyes is also a failure since the movie does spend time with the lack of a plot the movie puts around the movie. The sex scenes are average at best making Naked Eyes an easy movie to skip. Classic X Collection has done a poor job with this release as well with what appears to be a VHS tape transferred to DVD. [read the full review]
(2.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Rebecca Bardoux, Nikki Sinn, Tiffany Mynx, Sharon Kane, Randy Spears, Debi Diamond, Justin Case, Joey Silvera, Crystal Wilder, Bionca, Jon Dough, Kiss, Shawnee Cates, Stacy Nichols, Lacy Rose, Melanie Moore, Alex Jordan [I] (female), Terry Thomas
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Release date: 8/30/2002
Return of the Cheerleader Nurses review summaries:
Nat Hocken's
Return of the Cheerleader Nurses is an odd little movie about a group of ladies who all share the same name. Theres Mary Jane, Mary Ellen, Mary Jo, and so on. I didnt get it. Maybe someone was trying to tell us that all women are the same, or only superficially different from one another, and so theyre interchangeable. Thats kind of heavy. Maybe someone just thought it was funny. I still dont get it. Return of the Cheerleader Nurses is a sad, ultimately uplifting little drama about a man devastated by the theft of his prized baseball card collection. He cries, he mopes, he prays, and somehow all this self-pity pays off: his collection is returned to him intact. No wonder porn is for adults: what kind of message would this send to our kids? Return of the Cheerleader Nurses is also a spooky ghost story. Or something. At any rate, theres a guy who literally disappears at the end. I dont know why. [read the full review]
review from 2/4/2003:
Return of the Cheerleader Nurses is an odd little movie about a group of ladies who all share the same name. Theres Mary Jane, Mary Ellen, Mary Jo, and so on. I didnt get it. Maybe someone was trying to tell us that all women are the same, or only superficially different from one another, and so theyre interchangeable. Thats kind of heavy. Maybe someone just thought it was funny. I still dont get it. Return of the Cheerleader Nurses is a sad, ultimately uplifting little drama about a man devastated by the theft of his prized baseball card collection. He cries, he mopes, he prays, and somehow all this self-pity pays off: his collection is returned to him intact. No wonder porn is for adults: what kind of message would this send to our kids? Return of the Cheerleader Nurses is also a spooky ghost story. Or something. At any rate, theres a guy who literally disappears at the end. I dont know why. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 1994 Director: The feature says Bionca although the cover says its Jim Hollidays Return of the Cheerleader Nurses, so Im not sure Cast: Tiffany Mynx, Debi Diamond, Kiss, Lacy Rose, Alex Jordan, Bionca, Sharon Kane, Crystal Wilder, Isis Nile, Melanie Moore, Nikki Sinn, Rebecca Bardoux, Shawnee Cates, Stacy Nichols, Randy Spears, Jon Dough, Justin Case, Joey Silvera, Terry Thomas, and Ron Jeremy and Jim Holliday in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Im not sure if Ive seen a bad Jim Holliday movie, which gives me good hopes here. Initial Reaction: Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for some hot, fun, and fluffy porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for the toe-sucking and butt licking of the current Jim Holliday Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty standard for early nineties porn. The audio is pretty well balanced but is a little muddy at times. The video has some light grain and soft focus problems but is normally well lit. [read the full review]
review from 9/3/2002:
Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 1994 Director: The feature says Bionca although the cover says its Jim Hollidays Return of the Cheerleader Nurses, so Im not sure Cast: Tiffany Mynx, Debi Diamond, Kiss, Lacy Rose, Alex Jordan, Bionca, Sharon Kane, Crystal Wilder, Isis Nile, Melanie Moore, Nikki Sinn, Rebecca Bardoux, Shawnee Cates, Stacy Nichols, Randy Spears, Jon Dough, Justin Case, Joey Silvera, Terry Thomas, and Ron Jeremy and Jim Holliday in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Im not sure if Ive seen a bad Jim Holliday movie, which gives me good hopes here. Initial Reaction: Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for some hot, fun, and fluffy porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for the toe-sucking and butt licking of the current Jim Holliday Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty standard for early nineties porn. The audio is pretty well balanced but is a little muddy at times. The video has some light grain and soft focus problems but is normally well lit. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kelly Trump, Steve Holmes, Sabine, Andy, Conny Dachs, Fanny, Mandy Mystery, Dirk, Titus Steel, Amir, Diana (Monique La Belle), Jens, Sty, Denise La Bouche, Horst S.
Studio: MMV
Directed by: H. C. Meteor
Release date: 8/30/2002
Eiskalte Engel review summaries:
Amir's
Starring: Denise, Kelly Trump, 'some guy' Sterling and Steve Holmes amongst others. A german offering that is very well produced. It borrows a little from Private's Antonio Adamo in that b/w cuts are included during the sex scenes, which do disrupt the flow of things at times. Basically, this film roughly follows the plot to Cruel Intentions but then develops more of a story of it's own. The main character Paul (Sterling), living a life of sex, drugs and so on, is also into his sister Samantha (Denise) amongst other girls. Opening with Paul putting some powder up his nose from his sister's belly button, he starts to put the moves on her. She escapes into the next room for a two on two, Paul not being included. The next scene is Paul and his therapist Kelly Trump in a bath. The scene is okay actually. [read the full review]
review from 8/29/2002:
Starring: Denise, Kelly Trump, 'some guy' Sterling and Steve Holmes amongst others. A german offering that is very well produced. It borrows a little from Private's Antonio Adamo in that b/w cuts are included during the sex scenes, which do disrupt the flow of things at times. Basically, this film roughly follows the plot to Cruel Intentions but then develops more of a story of it's own. The main character Paul (Sterling), living a life of sex, drugs and so on, is also into his sister Samantha (Denise) amongst other girls. Opening with Paul putting some powder up his nose from his sister's belly button, he starts to put the moves on her. She escapes into the next room for a two on two, Paul not being included. The next scene is Paul and his therapist Kelly Trump in a bath. The scene is okay actually. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Asia Carrera, T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Kylie Ireland, Tony Tedeschi, Tera Heart, Jonathan Morgan, Jordan Lee
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jim Enright
Release date: 8/29/2002
Western Nights review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 107 min. Production Date: 1994 Director: Jim Enright and Jace Rocker Cast: Kylie Ireland, Jordan Lee, Asia Carrera, Tera Heart, Steven St. Croix, Jonathan Morgan, Alex Sanders, T. T. Boy, and Tony Tedeschi in sexual roles and Stevie O., Billy Rocket, Pepe Le Peew, Frank Marino, J.B., Jim Enright, Jace Rocker, and Mike Shadow in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Ive really enjoyed this entire series, and am looking forward to more fun here. Initial Reaction: Its far from perfect sexually, but its so much fun that I still really enjoyed it. Who Should Watch It : Couples wanting a fun movie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier or lesbian sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. The background noises get a bit loud at times and some of the dialogue is a bit hard to understand. For the age of the feature, this doesnt sound that bad. The video looks very good for its age. Theres a little grain and a few relics, but its well lit and looks almost as good as many recent releases. [read the full review]
review from 4/8/2003:
Running Time: 107 min. Production Date: 1994 Director: Jim Enright and Jace Rocker Cast: Kylie Ireland, Jordan Lee, Asia Carrera, Tera Heart, Steven St. Croix, Jonathan Morgan, Alex Sanders, T. T. Boy, and Tony Tedeschi in sexual roles and Stevie O., Billy Rocket, Pepe Le Peew, Frank Marino, J.B., Jim Enright, Jace Rocker, and Mike Shadow in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Ive really enjoyed this entire series, and am looking forward to more fun here. Initial Reaction: Its far from perfect sexually, but its so much fun that I still really enjoyed it. Who Should Watch It : Couples wanting a fun movie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier or lesbian sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. The background noises get a bit loud at times and some of the dialogue is a bit hard to understand. For the age of the feature, this doesnt sound that bad. The video looks very good for its age. Theres a little grain and a few relics, but its well lit and looks almost as good as many recent releases. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ian Daniels, Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Angelica Sin, Lee Stone, Nikita Denise, Joey Ray, Lena Ramon, Max Steele, Monica Mayhem, Calli Cox, Jasmine Klein, Dominica Leoni
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Release date: 8/25/2002
Private Moments (Adam & Eve) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 134 min. Production Date: 3 / 01 / 2002 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Nikita Denise, Angelica Sin, Dominica Leoni, Monica Mayhem, Calli Cox, Lena Ramone, Jasmine Klein, Ian Daniels, Chris Cannon, Evan Stone, Steven St. Croix, Lee Stone, Joey Ray, and Max Steele Initial Expectations: Nick Orleans normally makes a nice movie, which is about what Im expecting. Initial Reaction: Its a lot of fun! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting energetic and slightly nasty sex with a bit of fun Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting straightforward fucking without any artistic camera work Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced. The video is slowed during several portions of the feature which means that either the audio has to be dubbed or everybody has to sound like Barry White (and Id much rather listen to a dubbed Calli Cox that start thinking of her as a large black man). [read the full review]
review from 9/23/2003:
Running Time: 134 min. Production Date: 3 / 01 / 2002 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Nikita Denise, Angelica Sin, Dominica Leoni, Monica Mayhem, Calli Cox, Lena Ramone, Jasmine Klein, Ian Daniels, Chris Cannon, Evan Stone, Steven St. Croix, Lee Stone, Joey Ray, and Max Steele Initial Expectations: Nick Orleans normally makes a nice movie, which is about what Im expecting. Initial Reaction: Its a lot of fun! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting energetic and slightly nasty sex with a bit of fun Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting straightforward fucking without any artistic camera work Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced. The video is slowed during several portions of the feature which means that either the audio has to be dubbed or everybody has to sound like Barry White (and Id much rather listen to a dubbed Calli Cox that start thinking of her as a large black man). [read the full review]