Ass Collector, The Review
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- Ass Collector, The
Studio: Evil Angel
Category: Anal , Feature film , Foreign
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Starring: Jasmin, Rocco Siffredi, Vanessa, Laura, Alex, Reka, Ella, Carlos, Tiffany, Alberto Rey, Barbarella, Katalin, Steve Holmes, Alissa [I] (ambiguous), Chris Knight, Franco Roccaforte, Sheila Scott, Petra Short, Chris Mountain, Mia Stone, Bambie Dolce, Manuel Ferrara, Bob Terminator, Mandy Bright, Melinda Casta, Dara, Viki, Csoky Ice, Laura B., Diana Storm, Susa, Liza Pinelli
Released on: 9/23/2002
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PREFACE:
INTRODUCTION: |
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Title Sequence: The title sequence of the movie deserves mention as it actually introduces us to the story as the titles are being displayed, much like most of todays mainstream movies. We see a person who we can only assume is the evil doer rubbing a spiky finger attachment up the bare stomach of a women who he has tied up spread eagle in a very run down looking building. Outside the building the police, led by our hero Rocco, are getting ready to pounce on this shady character in an ambitious display of vehicles, weapons, and costumes. The videography is very well done here, as the story is introduced by an authentically exciting sequence, the likes of which is extraordinarily rare in the porn world. The sequence is basically a series of quick cut impressions, which, while confusing, ends with the police rescuing the woman, but without successfully capturing the villian. |
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Interlude: The aforementioned bad guy, the Ass Collector (Chris Knight), is seen dressed in semi-drag in his lair--another very raw looking building, which I'm sure wouldn't meet standard US building codes. There are seven women laying on separate platforms with hoses somehow attached to their necks. The Ass Collector screams at them in a somewhat psychopathic rage, asking, "Why are you laughing at me". No one is, but he seems convinced, and is frightfully upset about it. After this, we cut to the police, where Rocco admits to his superioir that they lost him. His superioir releaves Rocco of his command and hands the case over to Detective Long, played by Melinda Casta--a very hot short-haired blonde with an unfortunate stud in her lower lip. She finds a piece of evidence--a photo of a nude woman with pins stuck into it at strategic points. Rocco asks what it means, she doesn't know.
SCENE 1: Interlude: Detective Long (Melinda Casta) goes to visit Rocco. They share thoughts about the case, and introduce a chess theme. An attractive french police man (played by Manuel Ferrara) interrupts them and reminds Rocco of a drug dealer they arrested a while ago that might have connections with the case. Meanwhile, the police chief is questioning three women--wondering if they have any knowledge about the missing women. They say they do not, at which point the chief calls Manuel Farrara down to his office. When he arrives, the chief tells him to take good care of the girls, and to take their statements. We cut to the Ass Collector who stands next to a bathtub filled with an opaque white liquid and a woman with her breasts peeking out. My wife was very excited at this point, hoping that he was going to bathe the young hottie, but her anticipation was not well met, and instead the Ass Collector picks her up out of the water, slings her over his back, and walks off with her. We then cut back to the police chief's office, where Mr. French Police Man Manuel Ferrara was to "take care" of these three gorgeous girls... |
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Interlude: We see the Ass Collector again in semi-drag, dancing around his lair, enjoying his private ass collection. He carries roses in his hands, and laughs disturbingly. |
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Interlude: The Ass Collector sits in his lair looking at the parade of seven women who are bent over their tables showing off their asses. He plugs himself into the hose that connects all of the women, and then proceeds to jack off. He masturbates until he comes, then has a fit of embarrasment telling himself, "No... I'm not dirty...". We cut to a car containing Rocco and Detective Long. They are trying to find the Ass Collector through this previously arrested drug dealer. Wearing a necklace transmitter that keeps her in touch with Rocco, Detective Long (Melinda Casta) enters a building where an orgy of outlandish proportions is taking place. She runs into everything from fem-dom bondage, to middle aged people having sex and licking unusually large dildos, to a male/male facial cumshot. Some of the images here are very unusual, and this brief tour through the orgy is worth a close look for those who want to see Rocco and Gabriel Zero's take on alternative lifestyles. Most of the images, however, did not bolster my, or my wife's arousal at all, but the site of Melinda Casta in her tight rubber ditty certainly did it's part to help BOTH of us through it... |
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Interlude: The Ass Collector appears. Everyone clears the room but detective Long, and he strokes her face and claims he's found his queen. He rips off her necklace and Rocco and Manuel out in the car panic. They go in and Rocco is briefly caputred by the Ass Collectors lackies, only to be rescued by Manuel. Melinda, however, does not escape, and is dragged off. There is an ensuing motorcycle / car chase, where Rocco tries, and succeeds in finally capturing the Ass Collector. This is quite an impressive little car chase by porn standards. The Ass Collector is babbling crazy talk and laughing--they can't make any sense of what he says. They deduce that he is talking about some sort of machine, and if they don't find it soon, the women will all die. They take the Ass Collector to see Dr. Vlotto (sp?), someone who apparantly the Ass Collector has mutilated in the past, as his eyes are clearly in a bad way. Apparantly Dr. Vlotto developed a hypothetical machine that can read thoughts and fantasies, but the Dr. doesn't know if it works. The Ass Collector claims that with his program loaded, it will work (although I'm not clear about his motivations), so Rocco and the Ass Collector are strapped into a poor man's version of the thought machine in the movie "The Cell" and into the Ass Collector's thoughts Rocco goes. A series of images and photographic tricks follow...
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Interlude: Rocco is bound to some sort of steel rolling contraption and is dragged into a room by the Ass Collector. We see a man with a bloody apron and a butcher cleaver that the Ass Collector refers to as his bishop. He is flanked by two lovely women who have their hands bound to the ceiling above their heads. There is a third very large chested woman just hanging out. The Ass Collector threatens Rocco by saying he's going to have his Bishop fuck him up the ass. At this prospect, my wife got quite excited....
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SCENE 8: Interlude: For those few of you who care, and for the even fewer of you who like to be surprised, I won't give away the ending, but I will say this is a surprisingly complex plot, that might even deserve rewatching in order to understand fully. The acting, overall was first rate by porn standards. In any case, the good guy wins (or... does he?), and as we are about to see, he DEFINITELY gets the girls. |
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End Credits: There are a number of outtakes that play over the end credits of the movie. Some of them are amusing, some are a little upsetting, but all were very interesting. It's the perfect way to close out a movie that I have a hard time classifying within the landscape of the current porn world.
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EXTRAS: OVERALL: As I've already stated, I'm not sure that I can compare this movie with any adult feature I've ever seen. The degree to which this unique movie marries well executed plot and videography with extremely erotic and sometimes dominant anal sex is unparalleled in my experience. That's not to say that similar efforts aren't out there. There may be some close similarities to some of Private's big budget offerings, but I hesitate to make that comparison. This is not Rocco at his hardest by a long shot, and with the exception of the last one, the sex scenes, by and large, are very brief, and slightly mismanaged in comparison to what we know Rocco is capable of. For that reason alone, I knocked the overall rating down to 4-1/2 stars. However, there is great emphasis here on well executed plot and style with an eye for the cohesive whole which in no way detracts from the quality of the sex that is there; and that is the key factor that sets this feature apart from countless others in this genre of adult video. Those who are looking for the rough sex of Animal Trainer #4, or Rocco's Way to Love will not find what they seek here. On the other hand, if you're looking for a couples movie, I would make sure your other half knew what she was in for (mine did, and she really enjoyed it). However, if you're looking for harder edged, anal oriented sex that is a cohesive part of a well executed story, look no further. As far as feature porn goes, this is the best I've ever seen. Bravo, Rocco, and bravo Evil Angel. |
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