Ultra Flesh Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  6/30/2017

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the www.AdultMovies.com service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
The world is in crisis as the evil space demon, "Sugar Man" (Jamie Gillis), posing as an "innocent" South American dictator, spreads impotence across the planet via his country's tainted sugar. With his plans to exterminate the human race (and thereby clear the planet for his own kind) in full force, the super powers of the world find themselves desperately at one another's throats...and it turns out that only the stunningly beautiful blonde super-alien, "Ultra Flesh" (Seka), and her "Fleshettes" can save them...and the world. Such is the case in the aptly titled "Ultra Flesh", a very good, 1980 release from Svetlana and Collector's Video (as distributed by VCX). While certainly a porno (with all of the fucking and what not), this film also incorporates a surprising number of bizarrely played satirical elements that poke fun at its era. Indeed, the frivolity and ineffectiveness of Cold War quibbles between the United States and the U.S.S.R. are highlighted throughout, including the President (Tyler Reynolds) meeting the Soviet head of state at a bumper car theme park, where they're both quickly bested by children, and then later in a po-dunk, country barn, where they casually lay back in piles of hay, ineffectually pondering their mutual predicaments. Moreover, the storyline itself can be taken, at least in part, as a commentary on the deleterious effects of sugar on the human body, including obesity and so on, which were largely coming to light at the time. Not surprisingly, stereotypes abound (Gillis' portrayal of the dictator, the Russians), and midgets are portrayed comically (though one of them does get to fuck the ladies, so that one's kind of a wash...fair trade, I suppose). Beyond the satirical and the politically incorrect, oddities pepper the landscape of the production, as well. There are dance numbers near the beginning, wacky chase scenes involving the midgets, and even the sex itself (sometimes to its detriment) often takes on a peculiar tone. As such, it's fairly safe to say that this flick won't be for everyone. It does feature a top-of-the-line cast and plenty of hot sex, but the strangeness and the satire of it all might be off-putting to many viewers. Personally, I found it interesting, sexy, and entertaining, and I do believe that the more intellectually-inclined aficionados of Golden Age filth will do the same. For the correct crowd, this one's worthy of a look.

In terms of the sex, Scene One features Terri Dolan and Tawny Pearl blowing Jesse Adams and Michael Parker to completion, respectively, side-by-side in front of Jamie Gillis ("Sugar Man"), Tyler Reynolds (the President), and their assorted friends and associates. Taking place at a formal dinner between the heads of state, this sequence also includes a midget, Luis De Jesus, eating out the President's blonde, dissatisfied wife, Angel Cash, under the table, and finishes off with Mike Ranger fucking Candida Royalle, as the show continues. For this last part, Candida is lowered from the ceiling in a splits position on top of Mike's awaiting cock--flexible and sexy (vaginal ; pop on her corset-covered tummy and chest). Scene Two is a fantasy segment that the alien super-pussy, Seka (as Ultra Flesh herself), is armed with by the intergalactic patrol that's sending her to the planet to save humanity. It kicks off with Laurie Smith and Piper Smith pleasuring her with their fingers and tongues upon a red-colored bed in a dark-wooded room. This then gives way to a vaginal fucking between Seka and John Leslie upon the same bed (facial). In Scene Three, Seka makes her appearance on the tail of a comet during a U.S. / U.S.S.R. summit at a country "retreat" and immediately gives the world leaders, Tyler Reynolds (U.S.), Sergei Novotny (U.S.S.R.), and Sanyen Sunny (U.S.S.R.), the use of their dicks back...which they then promptly use upon her. Reynolds fucks her (load on her backside out of doggy), while she blows the two Russians, both of whom ejaculate on the sofa upon which she's perched. All of this occurs as John Seeman, one of the President's men, pleadingly jerks off in the background. Scene Four pairs up Seka with George Mitchell, one of the many, many men who lines up to receive her special gift (brief vaginal), while in Scene Five, Kelly Nichols (beamed down to the planet as a reinforcement for the platinum princess) seduces a pool-boy, Ron Jeremy (oral, vaginal ; spurting pop on her belly, pelvis, and chest, followed by a reinsertion). Scene Six has one of Jamie's midget henchmen, Luis De Jesus, forcing himself upon the fire-crotched scientist, Lisa DeLeeuw, after he and a fellow little-buddy capture her and threaten her with a snake (oral, vaginal ; load on her ass-crack). In Scene Seven, Jack Shute fingers and eats out a blonde in a red dress (who also blows him) upon a marble staircase at a mansion, whilst Kandi Delight and Serena, who does the heavy lifting, suck John Seeman to a facial (for Serena) in a separate room...all as a model train rolls by (Scene Eight). Scene Nine brings together the maniacal Jamie Gillis and Luis De Jesus with their prisoners, Kandi Delight, Serena, Seka, and a brunette, in a hay-covered dungeon. The festivities finish off with Gillis mounting the seemingly helpless Seka (oral, vaginal, girl-girl). Wacky...but hot...stuff!