Ozporns, The Review

The Ozporns (VCA Interactive/DVD)

Cast: Tawny Roberts, Chloe, Nikita Denise, Sindee Coxx, Tanya Danielle, Calli Cox, Aria, Samantha Sterlying, Baz, Steve Hatcher, Pat Myne, Marty Romano, Kyle Stone, Rick, Cheyne Collins, FJ Lincoln and special guest star Tina Tyler

Director: Antonio Passolini

Plot: A parody of a rather annoying cable TV show about a famous rock family.  From what I have seen of the show this is a fairly accurate portrayal which doesn't make it any less annoying.  Izzy (Baz) is pissed off at the fact there are no bran muffins so he can't shit.  John (Cheyne Collins) is producing a porno in the house and Fiona (Tawny) is dating a white rapper from Malibu.

I. Main Menu:

    A. Sex on Demand:

        1. Nikita - doggy, anal, multi angle, pop

        2. Tawny - toy, strap on doggy

        3. Samantha - top, doggy, anal, pop

        4. Chloe - top, multi angle, doggy, DP, pop

        5. Tawny - blowjob, doggy, multi angle, pop

        6. Sindee - bottom, 69, doggy, pop

    B. Movie Options:

        1. Multiple Angles - turns the icon off or on.

        2. Audio Select - sound track or commentary with Antonio Passolini

        3. Wall to Wall - watch all the sex scenes together (no dialogue)

    C. XXXtras:

        1. Star Bios - audio bios on Tawny, Chloe, Sindee Coxx and Nikita Denise.  They don't automatically go to the next one however it just loops whichever one you are on.

        2. Photo Gallery - approximately 20 photos from the movie.  Automatic advance.

        3. Behind the Scenes -

            a) Photos - 15 behind the scenes photographs.  Manual advance.

            b) Video - funny little bits from the movie from each of the main actors and actresses.

        4. Outtakes - A little bloopers real that has it's moments.

        5. Soundtrack - gives you the option of listening to the songs from the movie.  Either individually or looped together.

        6. Behind the Myth - Strange little game of find Izzy.  Not really even sure what the rules were.

        7. Other Titles - previews for Unreal, Mondo Porno and Sex World 2002

II. Scene Breakdown: For positions see the sex on demand menu above.

    Scene 1: Nikita Denise, Pat Myne and Cheyne Collins.  The guys wake up wondering what happened.  Nikita is in bed with them and when they can't remember the night before she "reminds" them.  Nikita shows off her deep throating skills yet again by taking them both to the root.  There is a very nice long shot of Nikita being fucked doggie style by Pat while she blows Cheyne.  I personally didn't notice much difference in the angle options.  They did do a DP however the bottom guy (Pat) was just lying there and I hate that.  Both guys cum on her tongue and it looks as if Cheyne came twice.  Another great performance from Nikita.

    Scene 2: All girl scene with Calli Cox, Tawny Roberts and Tanya Danielle.  This is your pretty standard all girl scene.  It didn't put me to sleep but I didn't get all excited about it either.

    Scene 3: Marty Romano, Steve Hatcher, Aria (brunette) and Samantha Sterlying (blonde).  This is not a 4 way since the couples pair off immediately and never switch.  I am wondering why they even bothered leaving any footage of Aria and Marty in the movie since you almost never see them.  I think Marty was having some wood problems.  Steve and Samantha make up for it with one fantastic scene however.  She cums at least three times if you can believe her when she screams (I am cumming).  Both girls do anal though I am not sure that was Marty doing Aria.  Marty cums all over Aria's face missing her open mouth completely while Steve gets almost all of it into Samantha's mouth.

    Scene 4: Kyle Stone and Chloe play themselves with Cheyne Collins (John) as the producer of their porn movie.  John asks Chloe is she does anal and can he show him.  This is another classic Chloe scene in that she cums repeatedly and it is just a sight to behold.  There is even a segment on the behind the scenes of her having another orgasm that wasn't shown in the movie.  Both guys cum in her mouth and she milks them dry.  A fantastic scene by all.

    Scene 5: Tawny and her boyfriend who plays an annoying white rapper from Malibu.  She finally gets him to shut up by shoving his face into her pussy.  I think Tawny is beautiful but again this is a standard scene.  No real heat being generated.

    Scene 6: Sindee Coxx and Baz.  It is great to see Sindee back in action again.  She is still as beautiful as ever and turns in one smoking scene.  Funny little editing snafu is when they are doing it doggie style Sindee brings her hand back to pull him into her more and a used condom is dangling from her wrist.  He cums in her mouth.

III. Comments: 

  I am not a fan of the show so most of the humor was lost on me however this was still a very well acted and produced movie.  Baz and Tina Tyler did an outstanding acting job.  The sex scenes were good but the overall sex rating was lowered due to Tawny's scenes could use a little more heat and the almost total absence of footage of Marty and Aria raised a few questions.  I really like the wall to wall option and sex on demand menu that VCA is using.  Hopefully other companies will copy their approach.  I would recommend this title to anyone looking for a little humor with their porn who actually like the Ozborn show on cable.