Titty Slickers Review

Running Time: 70 min.

Production Date: 1991

Director: Scotty Fox

Cast: Angela Summers, Teri Diver, Tonisha Mills, Jamie Lee, Randy West, T. T. Boy, Tom Chapman, and J.B. in a non-sex role

Initial Expectations: I remember watching this a long time ago and kind of enjoying it. I’m hoping I enjoy it just as much here.

Initial Reaction: It’s not perfect, but it is pretty hot and a lot of fun.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting some brainless but fun fucking

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants high technical aspects or all natural women

Audio /Video Quality: The audio isn’t too bad, especially for the age of the feature. It’s a little off balance at times, but not too bad. The video is a little grainy and fuzzy, and also has a few bleeding colors and ghosting. They’re definite problems, but since I don’t remember the original VHS being much better, I’m guessing New Machine is dealing the best they can with what they have.

Music: The music is a bit loud, but fun and a little different. It definitely helps the scenes become a little more fun.

Menus: The main menu is decent looking with a nice bit of animation. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene.

The Feature: Rather than heading to the Brady Bunch Convention, Tom Chapman, T. T. Boy, and Randy West head to what they think is a dude ranch. Instead it turns out to be a little closer to a mustang ranch, which seems just fine to the guys. Unfortunately, they weren’t expecting Tom’s wife, Tonisha Mills, to show up shortly after they arrive.

Angels Summers, one of my all time favorite stars, starts things off welcoming T. T. Boy to his room. T. T. licks Angela’s nicely implanted perky tits and pussy before she gives him a good knob gobblin’. They keep things moving with the cameraman favorite reverse cowgirl and chef favorite spoon before Angela has T. T. decorate her tits. As usual with Angela, it’s a lot of fun to watch. She looks to be obviously enjoying herself through the entire scene, and frequently has a smile on her face. It’s a great opening scene, and reminds me why I was so happy this feature finally made it to DVD.

Randy West checks with Teri Diver to see when the next horseback riding lesson next. She takes Randy all the way into her throat before going straight to taking him in her snatch missionary style. Randy breaks away for a little muff munching before getting back in her saddle again, both missionary and doggie style. Randy finally finishes her off by popping his cum gun on Teri’s very nice ass. It’s another hot scene with a definite fun feel and good chemistry and energy.

Next up, brunette Jamie Lee gives busty bleached blonde Tonisha Mills a western woman welcome. They sample each other’s tits before Jamie drops down to tongue Tonisha’s tantalizing twat. Tonisha reciprocates nicely before the girls finish things up grinding their gashes together. The girls seem to enjoy themselves pretty well, and the scene feels like it comes to an end at about the same time the girls do. It’s not an overly special scene, but it is a little above average with some nice chemistry.

Tom Chapman takes on the double team of Jamie Lee and Teri Diver in the penultimate scene. The girls start off teaming up to warm Tom up orally before Teri gets in the middle where she can munch while getting poked from behind. Jamie gets her turn to get poked as she and Teri sixty nine each other before Tom gives Teri an impressive facial. It’s a good group scene with some nice chemistry and energy where everybody feels nicely into everybody else.

Finally, Tonisha Mills puts on a mask to trick T. T. Boy into a roll in the hay. They exchange oral favors, including a little titty fucking for T. T. before moving on with a little doggie and the appropriate reverse cowgirl. T. T. finally finishes things by blowing his ball butter on Tonisha’s bush. It’s a fun scene to end things with, and has some nice chemistry and energy.

Although Titty Slickers isn’t anything fantastically great, it is a lot of fun. Granted, I’ll think darn near anything with Angela Summers is worth watching just for her, and she doesn’t disappoint here, but the rest of the cast does a very good job on making this one worthwhile as well. It’s obvious that nobody’s taking anything too serious, but it is that they’re having a lot of fun. Titty Slickers is a nice trip back to the time when porn was a little less serious, and should put a smile on your face and a tent in your pants.

Extras: Trailers are included for Spy Cam, Amazon Heat 2, Mind Trips, Miss Nude International, and Live Sex. They’re all pretty disappointing and mostly look like a small chunk cut out of the feature. The slide show includes about two dozen surprisingly good looking snapshots and full screen photos. There’s also internet information.

Themes: Straight, lesbian, group, and tit-fucking

Raincoat Factor: High

Overall: Currently, Titty Slickers can be found online for between $12 and $23 with most stores offering it near the top end. Although it isn’t anything special, it’s fun enough that I’d really recommend it at the lower end. There isn’t anything really for extras, and the transfer isn’t the best, but it’s still a fun and pretty hot fuck flick.

Note to New Machine: It’s nice to see you sticking to the original cover art, but it would be nice if you also included a cast listing for those who haven’t already seen it.

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