Adult DVD Talk reviewers have reviewed 100 Softcore porn movies rating these videos the highest.
Reviews of Softcore movies (100)
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Spencer Bradley
Studio: Cherry Pimps
Release date: 12/1/2021
Previews: Previews
Feeling Hot for Something Sweet review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a decent bit of eye candy for Spencer Bradley fans. It''s borderline softcore and runs just over ten minutes, but also does a decent job showing off the sultry brunette''s nicely natural body. The technical aspects are decent but the editing is a touch rough. This one isn''t going to convert anyone into a Spencer Bradley fan, but it is a nice little treat for Spencer''s fans. [read the full review]
review from 12/27/2021:
This is a decent bit of eye candy for Spencer Bradley fans. It''s borderline softcore and runs just over ten minutes, but also does a decent job showing off the sultry brunette''s nicely natural body. The technical aspects are decent but the editing is a touch rough. This one isn''t going to convert anyone into a Spencer Bradley fan, but it is a nice little treat for Spencer''s fans. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Audrey Noir
Studio: Sparks Entertainment
Directed by: Harry Sparks
Release date: 8/6/2021
Harley (Sparks Entertainment) review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a well done scene that still fell a little short for me. Audrey Noir does fantastic as Harley Quinn and there''s great effort put into the production values and technical aspects. Unfortunately the scene is just a softcore tease, so if that''s okay with you you''ll probably find plenty to like here but it left me wanting much more. [read the full review]
review from 1/19/2022:
This is a well done scene that still fell a little short for me. Audrey Noir does fantastic as Harley Quinn and there''s great effort put into the production values and technical aspects. Unfortunately the scene is just a softcore tease, so if that''s okay with you you''ll probably find plenty to like here but it left me wanting much more. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Andrea, Jenz Mau
Studio: Sad Girls
Directed by: Theo Meow, Candy Flip
Release date: 5/4/2020
Call to God review summaries:
Flash's
Call to God is a fun little short film from Theo Meow and Candy Flip's Sad Girl universe. The short film makes for an enjoyable accompaniment to the main feature, The Sad Girls of the Mountains. The short film is offered for free on the Sad Girls website, so there isn't any reason not to view this, make sure you watch the main feature first, so you understand the context of the short film. [read the full review]
review from 7/22/2020:
Call to God is a fun little short film from Theo Meow and Candy Flip's Sad Girl universe. The short film makes for an enjoyable accompaniment to the main feature, The Sad Girls of the Mountains. The short film is offered for free on the Sad Girls website, so there isn't any reason not to view this, make sure you watch the main feature first, so you understand the context of the short film. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tori Black, Katie Marie, Adriana Chechik, Alexis Tenner, Kyle Kielbasa, Mark Justice, Aimee Spiers
Studio: Lady Killer TV
Directed by: Jeremy Spencer [I], Michael Su
Release date: 10/18/2019
1, 2, Eddie's Cummin' in You review summaries:
Flash's
1, 2, Eddie's Cummin' in You is the second of eight short films being made by ex-Five Finger Death Punch drummer Jeremy Spencer for his latest project Lady Killer TV. 1, 2, Eddie's Cummin' in You is a softcore take on 1, 2, Eddie's Cummin' in You and offers the viewer a fun softcore take on a horror film with some gore. 1, 2, Eddie's Cummin' in You is well-done, and this reviewer is looking forward to watching the next short film in the series and the feature film when it is released. Lady Killer TV has done an excellent job with their streaming-only edition available on Pornhub with beautiful picture and sound quality. [read the full review]
review from 11/3/2019:
1, 2, Eddie's Cummin' in You is the second of eight short films being made by ex-Five Finger Death Punch drummer Jeremy Spencer for his latest project Lady Killer TV. 1, 2, Eddie's Cummin' in You is a softcore take on 1, 2, Eddie's Cummin' in You and offers the viewer a fun softcore take on a horror film with some gore. 1, 2, Eddie's Cummin' in You is well-done, and this reviewer is looking forward to watching the next short film in the series and the feature film when it is released. Lady Killer TV has done an excellent job with their streaming-only edition available on Pornhub with beautiful picture and sound quality. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tori Black, Nikki Benz, Katie Marie, Kyle Kielbasa, Mark Justice, Aimee Spiers, Reya Sunshine, Pierre Vincent, Jeremy Spencer [I]
Studio: Lady Killer TV
Directed by: Jeremy Spencer [I], Michael Su
Release date: 10/18/2019
Camp Blood Sex review summaries:
Flash's
Camp Blood Sex is the first of eight short films being made by ex-Five Finger Death Punch drummer Jeremy Spencer for his latest project Lady Killer TV. Camp Blood Sex is a softcore take on Friday the 13th and offers the viewer a fun softcore take on a horror film with some gore to enjoy this Halloween season. Camp Blood Sex is well-done, and this reviewer is looking forward to watching the next short film in the series. Lady Killer TV has done an excellent job with their streaming-only edition available on Pornhub with beautiful picture and sound quality. [read the full review]
review from 10/18/2019:
Camp Blood Sex is the first of eight short films being made by ex-Five Finger Death Punch drummer Jeremy Spencer for his latest project Lady Killer TV. Camp Blood Sex is a softcore take on Friday the 13th and offers the viewer a fun softcore take on a horror film with some gore to enjoy this Halloween season. Camp Blood Sex is well-done, and this reviewer is looking forward to watching the next short film in the series. Lady Killer TV has done an excellent job with their streaming-only edition available on Pornhub with beautiful picture and sound quality. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: William Margold, Candy Samples, Rene Bond, Suzanne Fields, Jason Russell, Maria Arnold, Sandi Carey, Nancy Martin, Tricia Opal, Ric Lutze, Con Covert, George Peters, Ron Darby, Howard Ziehm, Jill Sweete, Terri Johnson, Norman Fields, Nora Weiternik, Duane Paulsen, Shannon West, Dalana Bissonnette, Annette Michael
Studio: Hen's Tooth Video
Directed by: Howard Ziehm, Michael Benveniste
Release date: 8/27/2019
Flesh Gordon (Blu-ray) review summaries:
Flash's
Flesh Gordon is a softcore parody of Flash Gordon, which combines the right level of camp, cheesy special effects, and ambition behind it to be a fun film, even though the originally conceived hardcore version was never to be. Fans of hardcore films from the 70s should find a lot of fun here, while also trying to find the blue screen actors and actresses from the era in the film hiding in the remaining close to hardcore footage. Hen's Tooth Video has done a decent job with their Blu-ray release of Flesh Gordon. The picture exhibits some heavy grain, and the colors appear to be overly muted in places however, this is likely the best the film will ever look for the home video market. [read the full review]
review from 11/3/2019:
Flesh Gordon is a softcore parody of Flash Gordon, which combines the right level of camp, cheesy special effects, and ambition behind it to be a fun film, even though the originally conceived hardcore version was never to be. Fans of hardcore films from the 70s should find a lot of fun here, while also trying to find the blue screen actors and actresses from the era in the film hiding in the remaining close to hardcore footage. Hen's Tooth Video has done a decent job with their Blu-ray release of Flesh Gordon. The picture exhibits some heavy grain, and the colors appear to be overly muted in places however, this is likely the best the film will ever look for the home video market. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mandy Flores
Studio: MandyFlores.com
Release date: 11/9/2017
Previews: Previews
Mandy's Vacation Feet review summaries:
astroknight's
If you''re a foot freak, this one''s worth checking out. It''s short and sweet, coming in under six minutes total, but the entire focus is Mandy Flores showing off her feet by the water. There''s no masturbation, barely any shots of her face or great body, it''s all about the feet. [read the full review]
review from 12/4/2022:
If you''re a foot freak, this one''s worth checking out. It''s short and sweet, coming in under six minutes total, but the entire focus is Mandy Flores showing off her feet by the water. There''s no masturbation, barely any shots of her face or great body, it''s all about the feet. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Cyndee Summers, Rick Cassidy, Franklin Anthony, Marsha Hart, Dalana Bissonnette, Jon Roy Jones
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Release date: 1/1/2017
Fugitives, The (Vinegar Syndrome) review summaries:
Flash's
The Fugitives is a rather bad essentially softcore roughie from 1970 from an uncredited director. The plot is really bad and the softcore sex scenes aren't very well-done either. Honestly, there is no real reason to see The Fugitives. The streaming edition from Vinegar Syndrome on Exploitation.TV is in decent shape and watchable. [read the full review]
review from 12/20/2017:
The Fugitives is a rather bad essentially softcore roughie from 1970 from an uncredited director. The plot is really bad and the softcore sex scenes aren't very well-done either. Honestly, there is no real reason to see The Fugitives. The streaming edition from Vinegar Syndrome on Exploitation.TV is in decent shape and watchable. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Maiko Kazama, Jun Miho, Miki Yamaji, Hideo Shiroyama
Studio: Impulse Pictures
Directed by: Naosuke Kurosawa
Release date: 11/8/2016
Nurse Diary: Beast Afternoon review summaries:
Flash's
Nurse Diary: Beast Afternoon is part of the Nikkatsu Roman Porno line from Impulse Pictures and the film is softcore with genitals obscured. The film looks nice and had a decent budget, however, the plot is a nonsensical mess and that drags the film down. Impulse Pictures has done a great job with their release offering beautiful video and audio quality. [read the full review]
review from 1/6/2017:
Nurse Diary: Beast Afternoon is part of the Nikkatsu Roman Porno line from Impulse Pictures and the film is softcore with genitals obscured. The film looks nice and had a decent budget, however, the plot is a nonsensical mess and that drags the film down. Impulse Pictures has done a great job with their release offering beautiful video and audio quality. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Uschi Digard, Jane Tsentas, Lynn Harris, Neola Graef, Ron Polkee, Paul Sine, Marv Murray
Directed by: Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Release date: 9/21/2015
Only House in Town, The (Mr. FAT-W Video) review summaries:
Flash's
The Only House in Town is a mess of a film that seems to have run out of money and been packaged together with whatever was shot at that point. The story is almost incoherent and the film is riddled with mistakes. The sex scenes are poorly shot. This release from Mr. FAT-W Video contains only the softcore version of the film and the disc itself is poor as well with a subpar video presentation and poor audio. This is an easy title to skip, even if you are a fan of Edward D. Wood, Jr.'s other adult films. [read the full review]
review from 5/11/2016:
The Only House in Town is a mess of a film that seems to have run out of money and been packaged together with whatever was shot at that point. The story is almost incoherent and the film is riddled with mistakes. The sex scenes are poorly shot. This release from Mr. FAT-W Video contains only the softcore version of the film and the disc itself is poor as well with a subpar video presentation and poor audio. This is an easy title to skip, even if you are a fan of Edward D. Wood, Jr.'s other adult films. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Bianca, Erin, Hannah, Scarlet Red
Studio: Girls Gone Wild
Directed by: Joe Francis
Release date: 3/3/2015
Girls Gone Wild: Sweet 18 review summaries:
Aaryanna's
Ive been a big fan of Girls Gone Wild for as long as I can remember. This Sweet 18 episode is one of their latest. It features one of my favorite porn actresses, Scarlet Red. She appears in the first two scenes, first masturbating herself, and then making out with a cute brunette. Given its clean soft core content, this is a video Id highly recommend to anyone whod like to tickle their own liking of girl only action. You couldnt feature a more wholesome looking babe than Scarlet. Enjoy. [read the full review]
review from 6/7/2015:
Ive been a big fan of Girls Gone Wild for as long as I can remember. This Sweet 18 episode is one of their latest. It features one of my favorite porn actresses, Scarlet Red. She appears in the first two scenes, first masturbating herself, and then making out with a cute brunette. Given its clean soft core content, this is a video Id highly recommend to anyone whod like to tickle their own liking of girl only action. You couldnt feature a more wholesome looking babe than Scarlet. Enjoy. [read the full review]
Girls Gone Wild: Hot Naked Yoga review summaries:
Aaryanna's
In Girls Gone Wilds new format, five young babes start out doing yoga but progress to getting totally nude and eating each others pussies missionary, from the rear, in sixty-nines and in a doggy-style daisy chain circle. Theres also some fun center-to-center humping and plenty of glistening-fingers masturbation. Its all shown indirectly, of course, in this entertaining soft core romp. This is a video Id highly recommend to all young women who are just starting out in their own perfectly normal exploration of girl/girl loving. Guys will like it, too. Enjoy. [read the full review]
review from 9/29/2014:
In Girls Gone Wilds new format, five young babes start out doing yoga but progress to getting totally nude and eating each others pussies missionary, from the rear, in sixty-nines and in a doggy-style daisy chain circle. Theres also some fun center-to-center humping and plenty of glistening-fingers masturbation. Its all shown indirectly, of course, in this entertaining soft core romp. This is a video Id highly recommend to all young women who are just starting out in their own perfectly normal exploration of girl/girl loving. Guys will like it, too. Enjoy. [read the full review]
Best Of Nudes a Poppin' 2, The review summaries:
fu_q's
It's one sexy stripper after another at Indiana's Ponderosa Sun Club, as an assortment of cuties and cougars from clubs across the country gather together for a tits-out, pussy-pouting, sexual spectacle of the first order. Such is the case in "The Best of Nudes A Poppin' 2", an overall-good, 2014 release from Dream Girls. [read the full review]
review from 5/7/2017:
It's one sexy stripper after another at Indiana's Ponderosa Sun Club, as an assortment of cuties and cougars from clubs across the country gather together for a tits-out, pussy-pouting, sexual spectacle of the first order. Such is the case in "The Best of Nudes A Poppin' 2", an overall-good, 2014 release from Dream Girls. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Eduardo, Cyndee Summers, Linda York, Matt Hewitt, Lynn Harris, Chesley Noone, Stephanie Sarver, James Brand, Monica Gayle, Alice Friedland, George Black, Cynthia Walker, Daniel Beroe, Robert Dalton, Mikki Damwyk, William Bonner, Hugh Thelman, Louis Wolf
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Directed by: Edward D. Wood, Jr., Richard Benedict
Release date: 7/1/2014
Previews: Previews
Young Marrieds, The review summaries:
Flash's
The Young Marrieds collection from Alpha Blue Archives, fully titled The Young Marrieds Plus the Lost Films of Alice Friedland Five-Film Collection, brings Ed Wood's believed-to-be lost film The Young Marrieds along with the films Kiss My Analyst, Analyze Your Sex, and The Adventures of Flash Beaver. Discerning readers will note the list only includes four films, not five as the full box title states. The obvious highlight of the collection for many interested people will be the only hardcore film on the release The Young Marrieds, being one of Ed Wood's lost films, which, honestly, is a rather disappointing feature. Analyze My Sex is honestly not worth watching by anyone for any reason. Kiss My Analyst was not an awful but has a sub-par transfer. The Adventures of Flash Beaver was an awful film with a transfer that was not of watchable quality. [read the full review]
review from 8/5/2014:
The Young Marrieds collection from Alpha Blue Archives, fully titled The Young Marrieds Plus the Lost Films of Alice Friedland Five-Film Collection, brings Ed Wood's believed-to-be lost film The Young Marrieds along with the films Kiss My Analyst, Analyze Your Sex, and The Adventures of Flash Beaver. Discerning readers will note the list only includes four films, not five as the full box title states. The obvious highlight of the collection for many interested people will be the only hardcore film on the release The Young Marrieds, being one of Ed Wood's lost films, which, honestly, is a rather disappointing feature. Analyze My Sex is honestly not worth watching by anyone for any reason. Kiss My Analyst was not an awful but has a sub-par transfer. The Adventures of Flash Beaver was an awful film with a transfer that was not of watchable quality. [read the full review]
Nudes A Poppin' Amateur Contests review summaries:
fu_q's
"Nudes A Poppin' Amateur Contests" from Dream Girls takes the viewer to a handful of competitions featuring amateur ladies willing to bare all (...or most, as the case may be...) at the annual "Nudes A Poppin'" event held at the Ponderosa Sun Club in Roselawn, Indiana. [read the full review]
review from 2/26/2016:
"Nudes A Poppin' Amateur Contests" from Dream Girls takes the viewer to a handful of competitions featuring amateur ladies willing to bare all (...or most, as the case may be...) at the annual "Nudes A Poppin'" event held at the Ponderosa Sun Club in Roselawn, Indiana. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Georgina Spelvin, Dan Johnson, Bo White, Caprice Couselle, John Horn, Robert Benes, Nancy Wachter, Brahm van Zetten, Gloria Grant, Bonnie Mathis, Dennis Wayne, Alison Fields, Patti Perkins, Oscar Schulman, Jane Sobel, Willie Hermine, Cathy Hermine, Leopoldo Aldea de Zea, Don Farr, John Parr, Bruce Shenton, Julio Velez
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Wakefield Poole
Release date: 12/16/2013
Wakefield Poole's Bible! review summaries:
Flash's
Bible! is a silent softcore telling of three biblical tales by gay pornographer Wakefield Poole. The film, designed for heterosexuals, is an arty journey through the stories of Adam and Eve, David and Bathsheba, and Samson and Delilah. The presentation from Vinegar Syndrome is outstanding with a beautiful feature presentation and tons of extras that relate to the feature film. [read the full review]
review from 10/13/2015:
Bible! is a silent softcore telling of three biblical tales by gay pornographer Wakefield Poole. The film, designed for heterosexuals, is an arty journey through the stories of Adam and Eve, David and Bathsheba, and Samson and Delilah. The presentation from Vinegar Syndrome is outstanding with a beautiful feature presentation and tons of extras that relate to the feature film. [read the full review]
Best Of Nudes A Poppin, The review summaries:
fu_q's
It's one stunning stripper after another at Indiana's Ponderosa Sun Club, as an assortment of cuties and cougars from clubs across the country gather together for a tits-out, pussy-pouting, sexual spectacle of the first order. Such is the case in "The Best of Nudes A Poppin", an overall-good, 2013 release from Dream Girls. [read the full review]
review from 5/7/2017:
It's one stunning stripper after another at Indiana's Ponderosa Sun Club, as an assortment of cuties and cougars from clubs across the country gather together for a tits-out, pussy-pouting, sexual spectacle of the first order. Such is the case in "The Best of Nudes A Poppin", an overall-good, 2013 release from Dream Girls. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jennifer, Brad
Studio: Pillow Book Gallery
Directed by: Paul Deeb
Release date: 9/5/2013
Previews: Previews
Girl review summaries:
Flash's
Girl is a short movie from director Paul Deeb and the now defunct Pillow Book Gallery. Girl is quite simply a softcore coupling of two people. Girl is also a true piece of erotic art with the camera angles and shots picked by Deeb. Girl is highly recommended for viewing. Pillow Book Gallery has done a great job with their streaming only release of Girl on Vimeo with excellent audio and video quality. [read the full review]
review from 6/4/2017:
Girl is a short movie from director Paul Deeb and the now defunct Pillow Book Gallery. Girl is quite simply a softcore coupling of two people. Girl is also a true piece of erotic art with the camera angles and shots picked by Deeb. Girl is highly recommended for viewing. Pillow Book Gallery has done a great job with their streaming only release of Girl on Vimeo with excellent audio and video quality. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Rick, R. Bolla, Terri Hall, Jody Maxwell, Michael Sullivan, Crystal Sync, Leroy, Ras Kean, Ian Morley, Brother Theodore, Paul Styles, Mark Carvel, Zack Norman, Edward Krane, Steve Corney
Studio: Sinful Mermaid
Directed by: Robert J. Kaplan
Release date: 5/22/2012
Gums (Sinful Mermaid) review summaries:
Flash's
Gums is cheesy and corny adult comedy that only could have come out of the environment of the 1970s. An adult spoof of Jaws, Gums manages to provide humor and a story that is truly unique to the film. Where else can you find a killer cock sucking mermaid, Brother Theodore playing a Nazi, and cum shooting puppets? If you are a fan of the more bizarre comedic side of adult cinema, Gums is a must see. Unfortunately, Sinful Mermaid's release of Gums only brings us the softcore version of the film and offers a poor picture with good audio. [read the full review]
review from 3/11/2017:
Gums is cheesy and corny adult comedy that only could have come out of the environment of the 1970s. An adult spoof of Jaws, Gums manages to provide humor and a story that is truly unique to the film. Where else can you find a killer cock sucking mermaid, Brother Theodore playing a Nazi, and cum shooting puppets? If you are a fan of the more bizarre comedic side of adult cinema, Gums is a must see. Unfortunately, Sinful Mermaid's release of Gums only brings us the softcore version of the film and offers a poor picture with good audio. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Silvana Venturelli, Daniele Gaubert, Nino Castelnuovo, Eleonora Rossi Drago, Robert Bisacco, Massimo Serato
Studio: Cult Epics
Directed by: Henry Paris
Release date: 6/28/2011
Camille 2000 (Extended Version) review summaries:
Flash's
Camille 2000 is an accomplished softcore romantic drama from Radley Metzger. Viewers who are expecting a softcore skin fest will find Camille 2000 to be a massive disappointment because there is far less skin than one would expect from a softcore erotica film by Radley Metzger. However, Camille 2000 is well-worth watching as a romantic drama. Cult Epics has done an excellent job with their streaming-only edition of the extended version of Camille 2000 on PinkLabel.TV with excellent picture and good sound quality. [read the full review]
review from 9/10/2019:
Camille 2000 is an accomplished softcore romantic drama from Radley Metzger. Viewers who are expecting a softcore skin fest will find Camille 2000 to be a massive disappointment because there is far less skin than one would expect from a softcore erotica film by Radley Metzger. However, Camille 2000 is well-worth watching as a romantic drama. Cult Epics has done an excellent job with their streaming-only edition of the extended version of Camille 2000 on PinkLabel.TV with excellent picture and good sound quality. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Silvana Venturelli, Frank Wolff, Erika Remberg, Paolo Turco
Studio: Cult Epics
Directed by: Henry Paris
Release date: 4/26/2011
Lickerish Quartet, The review summaries:
Flash's
The Lickerish Quartet is a lavish and masterful softcore erotic film made shortly before Radley Metzger started making hardcore adult films using the pseudonym Henry Paris. The Lickerish Quartet combines a grand European location with a story that looks at how we perceive sex with a slightly supernatural aspect. The Lickerish Quartet is well worth watching. Cult Epics has done an excellent job with their streaming-only edition of The Lickerish Quartet on PinkLabel.TV with superb audio and video quality. [read the full review]
review from 9/7/2019:
The Lickerish Quartet is a lavish and masterful softcore erotic film made shortly before Radley Metzger started making hardcore adult films using the pseudonym Henry Paris. The Lickerish Quartet combines a grand European location with a story that looks at how we perceive sex with a slightly supernatural aspect. The Lickerish Quartet is well worth watching. Cult Epics has done an excellent job with their streaming-only edition of The Lickerish Quartet on PinkLabel.TV with superb audio and video quality. [read the full review]
Porn Stars of the 80's review summaries:
Rosco Fuji's
Porn Stars of the 80’s is a fairly misleading title for this production. It isn’t a compilation of the best stars of the 80’s. Not even close. This disk is a collection of clips from the old late night NYC cable show called Midnight Blue. The disk rotates between information segments, interviews and the old commercials for adult orientated products that used to advertise on the show. Since the ads are so old, they edit out the phone numbers as the numbers now belong to someone else. There is no visible hardcore sex in this feature and the overall rating would be an “R”. [read the full review]
review from 6/30/2009:
Porn Stars of the 80’s is a fairly misleading title for this production. It isn’t a compilation of the best stars of the 80’s. Not even close. This disk is a collection of clips from the old late night NYC cable show called Midnight Blue. The disk rotates between information segments, interviews and the old commercials for adult orientated products that used to advertise on the show. Since the ads are so old, they edit out the phone numbers as the numbers now belong to someone else. There is no visible hardcore sex in this feature and the overall rating would be an “R”. [read the full review]
American Nudes 1, 2 and 3 review summaries:
jayo's
A 3-DVD set sampling skin flicks from the 40s, 50s and 60s. The original video content is poor but the transfer and the sound are bright and clean. Much of it's quaint but some of it is surprisingly erotic. I think it's better as a party video for laughs and fun. [read the full review]
review from 11/7/2009:
A 3-DVD set sampling skin flicks from the 40s, 50s and 60s. The original video content is poor but the transfer and the sound are bright and clean. Much of it's quaint but some of it is surprisingly erotic. I think it's better as a party video for laughs and fun. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Henrietta Holm, Frank Micelli, Janet Banzet, Jodi Van Prang, Nicholas Warren, Barbara Strom
Studio: Koch Releasing
Directed by: Morton Lewis
Release date: 10/9/2007
Italian Stallion (Koch) review summaries:
Flash's
The infamous porn film that Sylvester Stallone starred in makes for great modern mythology and rumors but makes for horrible viewing. The film is an incoherent mess and is almost impossible to sit through. Cinema Epoch's presentation of the film on this release is amazing and far more than the film deserves. [read the full review]
review from 7/8/2014:
The infamous porn film that Sylvester Stallone starred in makes for great modern mythology and rumors but makes for horrible viewing. The film is an incoherent mess and is almost impossible to sit through. Cinema Epoch's presentation of the film on this release is amazing and far more than the film deserves. [read the full review]
Nude Cuties review summaries:
fu_q's
"Nudie Cuties" (Historic Erotica) presents a variety of short sequences, all of which are quite soft (varying degrees of nudity and no actual sex), that include things like vintage babes in the bathtub, by the fire, on the bed, playing cards, fighting with one another, doing stripteases, and so on. [read the full review]
review from 7/26/2017:
"Nudie Cuties" (Historic Erotica) presents a variety of short sequences, all of which are quite soft (varying degrees of nudity and no actual sex), that include things like vintage babes in the bathtub, by the fire, on the bed, playing cards, fighting with one another, doing stripteases, and so on. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Silvia Saint, Zabrina Amir, Martina Fox, Silvie Thomas, Chantel Williams, Raylene Richards, Susan Carter, Susana Spears, Victoria Roberts, Ashley Robbins
Studio: Action Girls
Directed by: Scotty JX
Release date: 11/24/2006
Actiongirls.com 2 review summaries:
Endorphin's
Hot chicks off their hot, glistening bodies while firing weaponry and working out. [read the full review]
review from 4/14/2007:
Hot chicks off their hot, glistening bodies while firing weaponry and working out. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Silvia Saint, Veronika Zemanova, Amira Hazine, Amy Easton, Martina Fox, Silvie Thomas
Studio: Action Girls
Directed by: Scotty JX
Release date: 11/24/2006
Actiongirls.com 1 review summaries:
Endorphin's
Starring: Silvia Saint, Martina, Silvie Thomas, Amy Easton, Amira Hazine, Veronica Zemanova Pros: Naked chicks with guns!!!, Naked bodies glistening with sweat!!!, Bouncing BOOBIES!!!, much weaponry and live ammo, women treated as sex objects AND being empowered, worth of serious discussion, quite possibly the ultimate guy movie Cons: No chick ID, little extras, What? No AC/DC soundtrack?, Shelf Life: Molon Labe Quick synopsis: The movie starts out with text explaining the world we are seeing. In the future something bad happens and women are among the most oppressed, but some women stand defiant. Early on there are some ties to that, but everything is visual. There are no words spoken. As the movie progresses, the conflict fades in and out, but vignettes of naked sweaty women firing off various weaponry remains constant. A quick synopsis does this DVD no justice (where do I start?): I can really get behind cheesy soft core. [read the full review]
review from 3/13/2007:
Starring: Silvia Saint, Martina, Silvie Thomas, Amy Easton, Amira Hazine, Veronica Zemanova Pros: Naked chicks with guns!!!, Naked bodies glistening with sweat!!!, Bouncing BOOBIES!!!, much weaponry and live ammo, women treated as sex objects AND being empowered, worth of serious discussion, quite possibly the ultimate guy movie Cons: No chick ID, little extras, What? No AC/DC soundtrack?, Shelf Life: Molon Labe Quick synopsis: The movie starts out with text explaining the world we are seeing. In the future something bad happens and women are among the most oppressed, but some women stand defiant. Early on there are some ties to that, but everything is visual. There are no words spoken. As the movie progresses, the conflict fades in and out, but vignettes of naked sweaty women firing off various weaponry remains constant. A quick synopsis does this DVD no justice (where do I start?): I can really get behind cheesy soft core. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mark, Ruby, Angel, Summer, Eve, Melissa (ambiguous), Shannon (ambiguous) (female), Mirage, Karma, Brad, Ariel, Adam, Dusty, Trouble, Harmony Rose, Bryant, Logan Ray Vox, Derik Steel, Ecstasy, Kandi Hart, Natasha Stone, Nikki Nine, Kloey Love, Elektra, Tyana, Rhianna Ryan, Sanity, Jaded Dawn, Desert Rain, Koyote J, Ivy Lee, Marrissa, Rachelle La'ree, Darlene Ross, Shozz, Pole Cleaner, Femcar, Raugy, Red Hot Megan, Tarryn, Schevelle, Celeste Roxx, Seqket, Bailey's Helper, Staci Lyxxx, LaRue McCay, Adara's Partner, Jaycee Tama
Studio: Dream Girls
Release date: 9/8/2006
Dream Girls: Nudes a Poppin' 2006 review summaries:
fu_q's
It's one sexy stripper after another at Indiana's Ponderosa Sun Club, as an assortment of cuties and cougars from clubs across the country gather together for a tits-out, pussy-pouting, sexual spectacle of the first order. Such is the case in "Nudes A Poppin' 2006", an overall-good release from Dream Girls. [read the full review]
review from 9/13/2017:
It's one sexy stripper after another at Indiana's Ponderosa Sun Club, as an assortment of cuties and cougars from clubs across the country gather together for a tits-out, pussy-pouting, sexual spectacle of the first order. Such is the case in "Nudes A Poppin' 2006", an overall-good release from Dream Girls. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Linda Lovelace, Micky Dolenz, Joey Forman, Garry Goodrow, Fuddle Bagley, Chuck McCann, Val Bisoglio, Jack DeLeon, Scatman Crothers, Danny Goldman, Roberta Kent, Art Metrano
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Claudio Guzman, Arthur Marks
Release date: 5/6/2006
Linda Lovelace For President (Gourmet Video Collection) review summaries:
fu_q's
It's the early 1970s, a time of political, social, and sexual change and unrest, when the new, the old, and everything in between is clashing, and only one Presidential candidate, the uber-popular sex star, Linda Lovelace, can unite the various factions of the country and bring peace and harmony to the land. Such is the case in "Linda Lovelace for President", a decent, 1973 release from Gourmet Video. [read the full review]
review from 2/7/2016:
It's the early 1970s, a time of political, social, and sexual change and unrest, when the new, the old, and everything in between is clashing, and only one Presidential candidate, the uber-popular sex star, Linda Lovelace, can unite the various factions of the country and bring peace and harmony to the land. Such is the case in "Linda Lovelace for President", a decent, 1973 release from Gourmet Video. [read the full review]
(2.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Eric Edwards, R. Bolla, Herschel Savage, Robin Byrd
Studio: Docurama
Directed by: Francis Hanly
Release date: 3/14/2006
Debbie Does Dallas: Uncovered review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 47 min. Production Date: 2005 Director: Francis Hanly Cast: Eric Edwards, Herschel Savage, Robin Byrd, R. Bolla, and many more The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent really heard anything about this one, but its definitely piquing my interest. Initial Reaction: Although thought provoking at times, overall it comes off as unfocused. Who Should Watch It : Anybody interested in the darker side of the porn industry Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a documentary that focuses on Debbie Does Dallas The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects vary a little due to the style of the movie. The interviews are handled nicely, with audio and video that are both nicely clear. The clips of Debbie Does Dallas, as one would expect, are blurry and dated with weak audio. Music: The music lies nicely in the background and gives a good mainstream feel to the feature. Menus: The menus are extremely basic. [read the full review]
review from 10/1/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 47 min. Production Date: 2005 Director: Francis Hanly Cast: Eric Edwards, Herschel Savage, Robin Byrd, R. Bolla, and many more The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent really heard anything about this one, but its definitely piquing my interest. Initial Reaction: Although thought provoking at times, overall it comes off as unfocused. Who Should Watch It : Anybody interested in the darker side of the porn industry Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a documentary that focuses on Debbie Does Dallas The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects vary a little due to the style of the movie. The interviews are handled nicely, with audio and video that are both nicely clear. The clips of Debbie Does Dallas, as one would expect, are blurry and dated with weak audio. Music: The music lies nicely in the background and gives a good mainstream feel to the feature. Menus: The menus are extremely basic. [read the full review]
Saki's
Debbie Does Dallas Uncovered (2005) Studio Docurama/Channel Four TV (UK) Genre Mainstream Documentary Director Francis Hanly Starring Herschel Savage, R. Bolla, Robin Byrd, Eric Edwards, and others (all non-sex) Running Time 47 min DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features and four trailers for other Docurama films (mainstream) Typical Watchers Folks nostalgic for Debbie Does Dallas and those curious about What Ever Happened to... [read the full review]
review from 6/18/2006:
Debbie Does Dallas Uncovered (2005) Studio Docurama/Channel Four TV (UK) Genre Mainstream Documentary Director Francis Hanly Starring Herschel Savage, R. Bolla, Robin Byrd, Eric Edwards, and others (all non-sex) Running Time 47 min DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features and four trailers for other Docurama films (mainstream) Typical Watchers Folks nostalgic for Debbie Does Dallas and those curious about What Ever Happened to... [read the full review]
Babes Going Crazy: Strip Fight Cage Fight review summaries:
Endorphin's
Starring: Jynx, Allison, Chrissy, Jubilee Pros: The girls are playful and competitive, Allison an Jubilee tied up, Allison vs. Jubilee, 100 guilty pleasure, just plain FUN Cons: only about 40 minutes long, only 4 girls, SF logo in left corner, I dont understand the brackets. This DVD is such a guilty pleasure that I had to do a write-up on in it, despite thinking most people dont really care. This is low budget fare that I had a lot of fun watching. The girls pull it off well. Allison and Jubilee are skinny redheads and Jynx and Chrissy are slightly chubby brunettes. Jubilee is the hottest of them all. The other girls are easy on the eyes, but not incredibly hot. Looks are important to me and these girls pass a minimum standard, but it is their attitude that makes this DVD work. Somehow they pull off the right blend of playfulness and competitiveness. The smile and taunt each other as if they are enjoying it, and it comes across as sincere. At the same time, they each seem determined to win (determined not to lose may be more appropriate). [read the full review]
review from 3/27/2007:
Starring: Jynx, Allison, Chrissy, Jubilee Pros: The girls are playful and competitive, Allison an Jubilee tied up, Allison vs. Jubilee, 100 guilty pleasure, just plain FUN Cons: only about 40 minutes long, only 4 girls, SF logo in left corner, I dont understand the brackets. This DVD is such a guilty pleasure that I had to do a write-up on in it, despite thinking most people dont really care. This is low budget fare that I had a lot of fun watching. The girls pull it off well. Allison and Jubilee are skinny redheads and Jynx and Chrissy are slightly chubby brunettes. Jubilee is the hottest of them all. The other girls are easy on the eyes, but not incredibly hot. Looks are important to me and these girls pass a minimum standard, but it is their attitude that makes this DVD work. Somehow they pull off the right blend of playfulness and competitiveness. The smile and taunt each other as if they are enjoying it, and it comes across as sincere. At the same time, they each seem determined to win (determined not to lose may be more appropriate). [read the full review]
Dreamgirls: Sorority Strip-Off 20 review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 118 min. Production Date: 11 / 16 / 2005 Director: None credited Cast: None credited The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive been curious about what Dream Girls has to offer for quite a while. Im going into this one very curious. Initial Reaction: Its pretty fun and actually has some nice heat to some of it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a Girls Gone Wild type of release Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual sex or a lot of strip teases The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty impressive. The video often has a bit of a home video feel with plenty of background noises and balance problems. Normally this might be a problem, but here it helps with the amateur feel of the release and always comes off feeling well done for the location. The video is very impressive for the location. Its clear and comes off as very well lit for being shot in a club. Theres a bit of camera motion, but once again, for the location its pretty impressive. [read the full review]
review from 5/29/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 118 min. Production Date: 11 / 16 / 2005 Director: None credited Cast: None credited The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive been curious about what Dream Girls has to offer for quite a while. Im going into this one very curious. Initial Reaction: Its pretty fun and actually has some nice heat to some of it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a Girls Gone Wild type of release Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual sex or a lot of strip teases The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty impressive. The video often has a bit of a home video feel with plenty of background noises and balance problems. Normally this might be a problem, but here it helps with the amateur feel of the release and always comes off feeling well done for the location. The video is very impressive for the location. Its clear and comes off as very well lit for being shot in a club. Theres a bit of camera motion, but once again, for the location its pretty impressive. [read the full review]
Zen Pussy review summaries:
YogaDame's
Zen Pussy: A Meditation on Eleven Vulvas Cast: Revi Airborne, Oriana Bolden, Kate Bornstein, Emilie Brough, Barbara Carrellas, Betsy Caygill, Brett Isis Fisher, Celine Germain, Kaos Kitty, Letty Neely, Annie Sprinkle. Director: Joseph Kramer Production date: ©1999 Length: 60 min. Extras: Eleven minutes of ads for various workshops, books, and movies. Audiovisual quality: The video consists entirely of crisply focused close-ups. The lighting is pleasant and natural-looking. The locations are quiet, with very little background noise of any kind. The audio consists of deep breathing, thrilled sighs, uninhibited giggles, and the odd tummy grumble, plus the ring of a chime to herald each vulva as she first appears. Ratings note: There's no sex in the usual sense, not even masturbation. The "sex rating" above refers to the overall erotic and inspirational vibe of this movie. The concept: The movie opens with one-minute previews of each vulva, followed by the main sequence in which each view lasts about four minutes. The women and the camera are both stationary. [read the full review]
review from 3/30/2006:
Zen Pussy: A Meditation on Eleven Vulvas Cast: Revi Airborne, Oriana Bolden, Kate Bornstein, Emilie Brough, Barbara Carrellas, Betsy Caygill, Brett Isis Fisher, Celine Germain, Kaos Kitty, Letty Neely, Annie Sprinkle. Director: Joseph Kramer Production date: ©1999 Length: 60 min. Extras: Eleven minutes of ads for various workshops, books, and movies. Audiovisual quality: The video consists entirely of crisply focused close-ups. The lighting is pleasant and natural-looking. The locations are quiet, with very little background noise of any kind. The audio consists of deep breathing, thrilled sighs, uninhibited giggles, and the odd tummy grumble, plus the ring of a chime to herald each vulva as she first appears. Ratings note: There's no sex in the usual sense, not even masturbation. The "sex rating" above refers to the overall erotic and inspirational vibe of this movie. The concept: The movie opens with one-minute previews of each vulva, followed by the main sequence in which each view lasts about four minutes. The women and the camera are both stationary. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Leena, Angelina, Eve Minax, Sache, Cupid, Jennnie Mutation, Sheree Hovesepian, Betsy Chainsaw, Daniel Baudanza, Fanon Brown, Dianna Bright, Nico Earl, Katheryn Houser, Kit Hung, Liberte unLocked, Iku, Simon Strikeback, Lucky Lulu, Mickey Belmont, Ken Sexton, Kanvas Tucker, Colorines Watson, Pasquel Gonzalez, Ana Grammatic, Gina Lombardi, Chia-Lun, Ben Putnam, Michele Mahoney, Tommy Erge, Anna Margolis, Daniel Little, Aron Bloch, Bella Belly, Leah Kaplan, Eboni Delight, Robert Rhyne, Andrea Pinal, Armand Fields, Casch, Xtian, Rachel Arias, Beni Chhun, Jacob Ross
Studio: Fatale Video
Directed by: Edith Edit
Release date: 10/2/2005
Dominatrix Waitrix review summaries:
YogaDame's
It's an indie production, shot in Chicago. The participants are the right type of freaks who appeal to me (I had already encountered a couple of them online before hearing about the movie, in fact). The movie was a labor of love for the creator, who maxed out her credit card to make it. It was a labor of love for the cast, too, who reportedly worked for free. The credits are unusually robust and include a choreographer, several composers, and the longest list of thank yous that I've seen. The script is surreal and cerebral enough to reference both Busby Berkeley's "We're in the Money" and Leopold von Sacher Masoch's Venus in Furs. Clearly, this is not cookie cutter porn. [read the full review]
review from 12/30/2008:
It's an indie production, shot in Chicago. The participants are the right type of freaks who appeal to me (I had already encountered a couple of them online before hearing about the movie, in fact). The movie was a labor of love for the creator, who maxed out her credit card to make it. It was a labor of love for the cast, too, who reportedly worked for free. The credits are unusually robust and include a choreographer, several composers, and the longest list of thank yous that I've seen. The script is surreal and cerebral enough to reference both Busby Berkeley's "We're in the Money" and Leopold von Sacher Masoch's Venus in Furs. Clearly, this is not cookie cutter porn. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Nicole London, Martin, Michele Capozzi, Ava Grace, Colin Matthews, Paris Phillips, Amy J. Rapp
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Candida Royalle
Release date: 9/18/2005
Candida Royalle's: Revelations review summaries:
YogaDame's
Candida Royalle's Revelations Cast: Amy Rapp and Colin Matthews in softcore lead roles; Nicole London, Martin London (aka Anthony Crane), Ava Grace, and Paris Phillips in sex roles; Michele Capozzi and ten extras in non-sex roles. Director: Candida Royalle Production dates: ©1992 (original), 5/26/05 (DVD) Length: 73 min. Extras: Behind-the-scenes documentary (33 min.), director's commentary (26 min.), bonus scene "Taken" (18 min.), bonus scene "By Invitation Only" (16 min.), trailers for 13 Candida Royalle movies, 38 production stills, 24 behind-the-scenes photos, Royalle's biography (3 min.), and a few other promotional materials. False advertising: The box cover describes this movie as "A 35mm Feature Film," which is only partly true. The three main sex scenes were shot on video. The reasons for this mixed format are disclosed in the documentary. The overall audiovisual quality is exceptionally good, so I believe relatively few viewers will take offense at the "cheated" footage. Audiovisual quality: Wow. [read the full review]
review from 1/29/2006:
Candida Royalle's Revelations Cast: Amy Rapp and Colin Matthews in softcore lead roles; Nicole London, Martin London (aka Anthony Crane), Ava Grace, and Paris Phillips in sex roles; Michele Capozzi and ten extras in non-sex roles. Director: Candida Royalle Production dates: ©1992 (original), 5/26/05 (DVD) Length: 73 min. Extras: Behind-the-scenes documentary (33 min.), director's commentary (26 min.), bonus scene "Taken" (18 min.), bonus scene "By Invitation Only" (16 min.), trailers for 13 Candida Royalle movies, 38 production stills, 24 behind-the-scenes photos, Royalle's biography (3 min.), and a few other promotional materials. False advertising: The box cover describes this movie as "A 35mm Feature Film," which is only partly true. The three main sex scenes were shot on video. The reasons for this mixed format are disclosed in the documentary. The overall audiovisual quality is exceptionally good, so I believe relatively few viewers will take offense at the "cheated" footage. Audiovisual quality: Wow. [read the full review]
Playmate Of the Year: Carmella Decesare review summaries:
fu_q's
Sometimes smooth-shaven and sometimes sporting a landing strip, the lovely, slender brunette and 2004 Playboy Playmate of the Year, Carmella DeCesare , puts the goods on full display in her short, softcore, PMOY video, "Playmate of the Year: Carmella DeCesare" (2004). [read the full review]
review from 7/27/2017:
Sometimes smooth-shaven and sometimes sporting a landing strip, the lovely, slender brunette and 2004 Playboy Playmate of the Year, Carmella DeCesare , puts the goods on full display in her short, softcore, PMOY video, "Playmate of the Year: Carmella DeCesare" (2004). [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Gabriella [I] (ambiguous), Nicole, Chrissy Sparks, Laurie Wallace, Elle Williams, Penny Flame, April Hanna, Aubrey Taylor, Skye Ashton, Alex Arden, Tawny Young, Kira Lane, Shae Lynn, George Hobbs, David Horowitz, Nic Brandt
Studio: 3 Vision Entertainment
Directed by: David Horowitz
Release date: 3/21/2005
Topless Academy's Guide To Bartending review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 58 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: David Horowitz Cast: Skye Ashton, Alex Arden, Laurie Wallace, Chrissy Sparks, Elle Williams, April Hanna, Tawny Young, Nicole, Penny Flame, Aubrey Taylor, Gabriella, Kira Lane, Shae Lynn, George Hobbs, David Horowitz, and Nic Brandt The Short Story Initial Expectations: This one sounds fun enough that I just cant resist it! Initial Reaction: Its surprisingly educational as well as a lot of fun. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to learn mixology Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of tease or any sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and nicely balanced without any background noises. The video is nicely lit, but does have a touch of grain. Once of the cameras also pokes into view now and then. Music: Theres a bit of classically styled music which nicely rests in the background throughout the movie. [read the full review]
review from 9/30/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 58 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: David Horowitz Cast: Skye Ashton, Alex Arden, Laurie Wallace, Chrissy Sparks, Elle Williams, April Hanna, Tawny Young, Nicole, Penny Flame, Aubrey Taylor, Gabriella, Kira Lane, Shae Lynn, George Hobbs, David Horowitz, and Nic Brandt The Short Story Initial Expectations: This one sounds fun enough that I just cant resist it! Initial Reaction: Its surprisingly educational as well as a lot of fun. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to learn mixology Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of tease or any sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and nicely balanced without any background noises. The video is nicely lit, but does have a touch of grain. Once of the cameras also pokes into view now and then. Music: Theres a bit of classically styled music which nicely rests in the background throughout the movie. [read the full review]
Close-Ups review summaries:
MURASAME's
CLOSE-UPS Read astroknight's review first for the details Andrew Blake's "Close-ups" is by far my favorite adult movie I've watched all year In recent months I've been finding gonzo porn boring to the point of tears. There's just nothing new under the sky, no ounce of originality. When I do watch gonzo I often find myself fast-forwarding through most of it- skipping to the anal, skipping to the anal doggy, the anal reverse cowgirl... to the pop-shot.... I'm constantly searching for anything even remotely different, to no avail. It's counter-intuitive that I would find respite from this jaded existence of loophole porn and masturbation in something so softcore. For someone who's always skipping to the anal parts of a movie, I was surprised I could like something that's almost entirely devoid of anal action. [read the full review]
review from 8/11/2006:
CLOSE-UPS Read astroknight's review first for the details Andrew Blake's "Close-ups" is by far my favorite adult movie I've watched all year In recent months I've been finding gonzo porn boring to the point of tears. There's just nothing new under the sky, no ounce of originality. When I do watch gonzo I often find myself fast-forwarding through most of it- skipping to the anal, skipping to the anal doggy, the anal reverse cowgirl... to the pop-shot.... I'm constantly searching for anything even remotely different, to no avail. It's counter-intuitive that I would find respite from this jaded existence of loophole porn and masturbation in something so softcore. For someone who's always skipping to the anal parts of a movie, I was surprised I could like something that's almost entirely devoid of anal action. [read the full review]
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 118 min. Production Date: 7 / 21 / 2004 Director: Andrew Blake Cast: Lorraine (aka Tall Goddess), Ginger Jolie, Charlie Laine, Jacqueline, Nicole Loren, Paola Rey, Jean Val Jean, The Short Story Initial Expectations: Blake can do some very hot stuff, but theres times he just gets a little too artistic or soft for me. Having Lorraine in this one tips me over to the more hopeful side for this one. Initial Reaction: Its pretty hot and has all the style one would expect from Andrew Blake. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting style over substance Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos more interested in how dirty sex can be than how beautiful women can be or who wants plenty of boy - girl sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Andrew Blake, the technical aspects are fantastic. Theres no audio other than the music, which normally annoys me, but with Blakes style it doesnt work too bad for me. The video is near flawless. [read the full review]
review from 3/21/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 118 min. Production Date: 7 / 21 / 2004 Director: Andrew Blake Cast: Lorraine (aka Tall Goddess), Ginger Jolie, Charlie Laine, Jacqueline, Nicole Loren, Paola Rey, Jean Val Jean, The Short Story Initial Expectations: Blake can do some very hot stuff, but theres times he just gets a little too artistic or soft for me. Having Lorraine in this one tips me over to the more hopeful side for this one. Initial Reaction: Its pretty hot and has all the style one would expect from Andrew Blake. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting style over substance Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos more interested in how dirty sex can be than how beautiful women can be or who wants plenty of boy - girl sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Andrew Blake, the technical aspects are fantastic. Theres no audio other than the music, which normally annoys me, but with Blakes style it doesnt work too bad for me. The video is near flawless. [read the full review]
Wet (Peach) review summaries:
MASAMUNE's
Next up for review: "Caught Masturbating," from New Machine Director: ? Camera: ? Genre: Softcore Release: 2004 Notes: none W E T Wet babes! How can you go wrong? So this is a softcore movie and I'm not usually prone to watching these... However, I recognized several of the centerfolds on the cast list and was eager to see them in this so-called 'liquid fantasy.' Every so often I just need a break from the hardcore sex I've become so deeply accustomed to; this looked like the perfect diversion. There's 9 scenes and a Bonus Scene, each several minutes long. There's nothing naughty here- no sex, not even any masturbation. The girls just bring themselves and what you see is what you get. [read the full review]
review from 8/23/2005:
Next up for review: "Caught Masturbating," from New Machine Director: ? Camera: ? Genre: Softcore Release: 2004 Notes: none W E T Wet babes! How can you go wrong? So this is a softcore movie and I'm not usually prone to watching these... However, I recognized several of the centerfolds on the cast list and was eager to see them in this so-called 'liquid fantasy.' Every so often I just need a break from the hardcore sex I've become so deeply accustomed to; this looked like the perfect diversion. There's 9 scenes and a Bonus Scene, each several minutes long. There's nothing naughty here- no sex, not even any masturbation. The girls just bring themselves and what you see is what you get. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Crissy Moran, Nikki Loren, Kenna Tyler
Studio: MacDaddy
Release date: 9/25/2004
First Time Kenna review summaries:
Endorphin's
Starring: Kenna Tyler, Crissy Moran, Nikki Loren, Samantha Bamma, Tessa Wilms, Nikita Lea, Pros: sensuous kissing and touching, erotic, girls range from good looking to gorgeous, well shot, decent music Cons: deceptive advertising, no sex beyond petting and kissing and none of it down there, not quite certain on chick ID, some of Kenna's comments Features: Well, it does come with a case to hold the DVD in. Does that count? OH! And it has an INTERACTIVE video menu. (It puts me in control of what I want to see.) Why I have it: I don't think I ever picked up a MacDaddy title before and I wanted to give it a try. I like soft core, but I also buy new titles in hopes of a hardcore surprise (it does happen) and/or some female masturbation where the pink is not shown but seemingly raw facial expressions are. I got no such luck. Overall: Kenna is on a quest to interview potential candidates for her first girl-girl scene. [read the full review]
review from 6/3/2005:
Starring: Kenna Tyler, Crissy Moran, Nikki Loren, Samantha Bamma, Tessa Wilms, Nikita Lea, Pros: sensuous kissing and touching, erotic, girls range from good looking to gorgeous, well shot, decent music Cons: deceptive advertising, no sex beyond petting and kissing and none of it down there, not quite certain on chick ID, some of Kenna's comments Features: Well, it does come with a case to hold the DVD in. Does that count? OH! And it has an INTERACTIVE video menu. (It puts me in control of what I want to see.) Why I have it: I don't think I ever picked up a MacDaddy title before and I wanted to give it a try. I like soft core, but I also buy new titles in hopes of a hardcore surprise (it does happen) and/or some female masturbation where the pink is not shown but seemingly raw facial expressions are. I got no such luck. Overall: Kenna is on a quest to interview potential candidates for her first girl-girl scene. [read the full review]
Dream Girls: Nudes a Poppin' 2004 review summaries:
fu_q's
It's one sexy stripper after another at Indiana's Ponderosa Sun Club, as an assortment of cuties and cougars from clubs across the country gather together for a tits-out, pussy-pouting, sexual spectacle of the first order. Such is the case in "Nudes A Poppin' 2004", an overall-good release from Dream Girls. [read the full review]
review from 9/12/2017:
It's one sexy stripper after another at Indiana's Ponderosa Sun Club, as an assortment of cuties and cougars from clubs across the country gather together for a tits-out, pussy-pouting, sexual spectacle of the first order. Such is the case in "Nudes A Poppin' 2004", an overall-good release from Dream Girls. [read the full review]
Girls Gone Wild: Craziest Frat Parties review summaries:
The Captain's
Reviewed by The Captain Title: Girls Gone Wild: Two Volume Set (Craziest Frat Parties & Wet T-Shirt Strip Off) Studio: Girls Gone Wild Category: Amateur Runtime: 59:48 (28:44 and 31:04) Extras: None (except for standard, title and chapter selection) The Captain's Avg. Boner Rating: 7/10 (5.75/10 and 8/10) Video Details: 2 videos on one disc. Each one is shorter than the average GGW title. You can choose from either title at startup. Each title also has 4 chapters. Each title will be reviewed separately. Pretty much girls flashing and guys yelling woooo. More details for each video below. Craziest Frat Parties: Run time 28:44 / The Captains Avg. Boner Rating: 5.75/10 Chapter 1: Mostly just 4 or 5 girls flashing their breasts, and dancing. [read the full review]
review from 1/9/2006:
Reviewed by The Captain Title: Girls Gone Wild: Two Volume Set (Craziest Frat Parties & Wet T-Shirt Strip Off) Studio: Girls Gone Wild Category: Amateur Runtime: 59:48 (28:44 and 31:04) Extras: None (except for standard, title and chapter selection) The Captain's Avg. Boner Rating: 7/10 (5.75/10 and 8/10) Video Details: 2 videos on one disc. Each one is shorter than the average GGW title. You can choose from either title at startup. Each title also has 4 chapters. Each title will be reviewed separately. Pretty much girls flashing and guys yelling woooo. More details for each video below. Craziest Frat Parties: Run time 28:44 / The Captains Avg. Boner Rating: 5.75/10 Chapter 1: Mostly just 4 or 5 girls flashing their breasts, and dancing. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Holmes, William Margold, Mike Ranger, Robert Bullock, Maria Tortuga, David Pinney, Pat Manning, Uschi Digard, Sandy Pinney, Leslie Bovée, Heather Leigh, Tracy Fonte, Con Covert, Lesllie Bovee, Margaret Monroe, Elmer Pasta, Irene Best, Lee J. O'Donnell, Ingrid Irvin, Jan Claude, Bert Davis, Susan Wong, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Asterix
Directed by: Stephen Gibson
Release date: 9/1/2004
Blonde Emmanuelle review summaries:
Flash's
Blonde Emmanuelle is an amusing adult take on Casablanca. While Asterix has included the 3D version of the film, the hardcore and R-rated versions are sadly missing. With the hardcore sex scenes missing it becomes a little more obvious how the plot was designed to go from sex scene to sex scene but the thin plot is still fun, the film features a great cast, and the humor still works. Asterix has done a disappointing job with the release with problems with the transfer, only a few truly good extras, and the lack of versions present on the release. Director Stephen Gibson said that there is a 3D Blu-ray coming for the title so it is recommended that you not seek out the old Asterix DVD and wait for the Blu-ray. [read the full review]
review from 3/17/2016:
Blonde Emmanuelle is an amusing adult take on Casablanca. While Asterix has included the 3D version of the film, the hardcore and R-rated versions are sadly missing. With the hardcore sex scenes missing it becomes a little more obvious how the plot was designed to go from sex scene to sex scene but the thin plot is still fun, the film features a great cast, and the humor still works. Asterix has done a disappointing job with the release with problems with the transfer, only a few truly good extras, and the lack of versions present on the release. Director Stephen Gibson said that there is a 3D Blu-ray coming for the title so it is recommended that you not seek out the old Asterix DVD and wait for the Blu-ray. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ginger Lynn, Julia Ann, Brad Armstrong, Kitty, Rayveness, Layla Jade, jessica drake, Alana Evans, Gauge, Katie Morgan, Carmen Luvana, Brittney Skye, Aria, Ashley Long, Avy Scott, Gen Padova, Olivia O'Lovely, Victoria Givens, Renee Pornero, Selena Silver, Kaylani Lei, Daisy Marie, Cytherea, Ariana Jollee, Chrissy Taylor, Sativa Rose, Kira Eggers, Victoria Sin, Ashley Haze, Tiana Lynn, Tyla Wynn, Anita Blue, Wankus, Nicki Hunter, Tee Reel, Katja Kassin
Studio: Adult DVD Empire
Release date: 8/28/2004
KSEX Games 1 review summaries:
Luke Mason's
The ksex games was a grate dvd I got it free at AEE 05 from wankus it was Grate for what it was - it's a Olympic Style Competition with Nude Chicks . But it don't stop there Exp. With the Bitch Fight's 2 in particular stud out Alana Evans and Kaylani Lei where Alana Proceeds to Kick some Major Ass the other is with Gauge and Olivia O'Lovely where I thought at one point Gauge acutely killed her haha Quasarman and Ginger Lynn and Katie Morgan were commentators and damn good ones at that and funny as a crutch you will enjoy there banter as much as I did . Wankus tried to be a fare ref. during the games. [read the full review]
review from 9/13/2005:
The ksex games was a grate dvd I got it free at AEE 05 from wankus it was Grate for what it was - it's a Olympic Style Competition with Nude Chicks . But it don't stop there Exp. With the Bitch Fight's 2 in particular stud out Alana Evans and Kaylani Lei where Alana Proceeds to Kick some Major Ass the other is with Gauge and Olivia O'Lovely where I thought at one point Gauge acutely killed her haha Quasarman and Ginger Lynn and Katie Morgan were commentators and damn good ones at that and funny as a crutch you will enjoy there banter as much as I did . Wankus tried to be a fare ref. during the games. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mike Horner, Miko Lee, Dale Dabone, Noname Jane, Voodoo, Aurora Snow, Nicole Sheridan, Stevie, Herschel Savage, Tawny Roberts
Studio: Image
Directed by: Jay Jeff
Release date: 8/7/2004
Ultimate Fear of Speed, The review summaries:
Flash's
The Ultimate Fear of Speed is a fun movie for those who like cheesy adult comedies, but I can't see why you would want to pick up this version since so much has been removed from it. If you enjoy softcore movies I'd suggest trying the version titled The Fear of Speed released by A55 Films. If softcore movies don't wet your whistle and you like plot-based adult movies I'd definitely recommend trying the hardcore version Tachophobia when it gets released if it is presented as it is in The Ultimate Fear of Speed with hardcore sex scenes it will end up right up there with other recent adult movies such as Rush and Hercules. [read the full review]
review from 8/6/2004:
The Ultimate Fear of Speed is a fun movie for those who like cheesy adult comedies, but I can't see why you would want to pick up this version since so much has been removed from it. If you enjoy softcore movies I'd suggest trying the version titled The Fear of Speed released by A55 Films. If softcore movies don't wet your whistle and you like plot-based adult movies I'd definitely recommend trying the hardcore version Tachophobia when it gets released if it is presented as it is in The Ultimate Fear of Speed with hardcore sex scenes it will end up right up there with other recent adult movies such as Rush and Hercules. [read the full review]
Armed and Dangerous review summaries:
Endorphin's
Starring: Tylene Buck! (formerly Major Gunz of WCW), Rachel Elizabeth, Frankie D, Lolana, Lonnie, Alexis Amore Pros: Hot naked chicks and guns! Love of the 1st and 2nd Amendments, Major Gunz naked! (The name might have refered to her BOOBIES!!!, but that ass is even more spectacular!), BOOBIES bouncing from recoil, BOOBIES bouncing from recoil in slow motion, Major Gunz in handcuffs, the mere pleasure of thinking Im all for all kinds of porn, but doesnt this send the wrong message? Couldnt the girls just participate in a gang bang or some kind of simulated rape?, one girl doesnt use a gun Cons: Osama should never have it so good, behind the scenes glitched unbearably (might be a care issue), chick confusion Sorta Con: No gun safety advice? Where was the disclaimer: Warning! Do not rub a gun up against your naked body before first double checking that the gun is not loaded. Treat guns with respect. But, then again, how often does porn offer disclaimers? Note: I am a bit confused who some of the chicks are and I am tired of trying to sort it out. [read the full review]
review from 3/3/2007:
Starring: Tylene Buck! (formerly Major Gunz of WCW), Rachel Elizabeth, Frankie D, Lolana, Lonnie, Alexis Amore Pros: Hot naked chicks and guns! Love of the 1st and 2nd Amendments, Major Gunz naked! (The name might have refered to her BOOBIES!!!, but that ass is even more spectacular!), BOOBIES bouncing from recoil, BOOBIES bouncing from recoil in slow motion, Major Gunz in handcuffs, the mere pleasure of thinking Im all for all kinds of porn, but doesnt this send the wrong message? Couldnt the girls just participate in a gang bang or some kind of simulated rape?, one girl doesnt use a gun Cons: Osama should never have it so good, behind the scenes glitched unbearably (might be a care issue), chick confusion Sorta Con: No gun safety advice? Where was the disclaimer: Warning! Do not rub a gun up against your naked body before first double checking that the gun is not loaded. Treat guns with respect. But, then again, how often does porn offer disclaimers? Note: I am a bit confused who some of the chicks are and I am tired of trying to sort it out. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Henrietta Holm, Frank Micelli, Janet Banzet, Jodi Van Prang, Nicholas Warren, Barbara Strom
Studio: Arrow Productions
Directed by: Morton Lewis
Release date: 7/5/2004
Italian Stallion (Arrow) review summaries:
Flash's
The infamous porn film that Sylvester Stallone starred in makes for great modern mythology and rumors but makes for horrible viewing. The film is an incoherent mess and is almost impossible to sit through. Arrow's presentation of the film is as bad is the film itself. [read the full review]
review from 7/9/2014:
The infamous porn film that Sylvester Stallone starred in makes for great modern mythology and rumors but makes for horrible viewing. The film is an incoherent mess and is almost impossible to sit through. Arrow's presentation of the film is as bad is the film itself. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, T.T. Boy, Jules Jordan, Ginger Lynn, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tony Tedeschi, Randy Spears, Skye Blue [II] (90s-10s), Nakita Kash, Ron Jeremy, Lexington Steele, Nina Hartley, Houston, Jenna Jameson, Amber Michaels, Chi Chi LaRue, Jessica Darlin, Layla Jade, jessica drake, Voodoo, Belladonna, Aurora Snow, Anais, Nicole Sheridan, Larry Flynt, Nikita Denise, Joey Ray, Cherry Rain, Nick Manning, August, Jenna Haze, Tawny Roberts, Michael Stefano, Aria, Ashley Long, Ashley Blue, Mary Carey, Felix Vicious, Rachel Rotten, Mercedez, Kurt Lockwood, Tanya James, Kaylani Lei, Roxy Jezel, Serena South, Nautica Thorn, Jayna Woods, Stormy Daniels, Delorian, Brittany Skye, Jim Norton, Lil' Jon, Krystal Steel, Savannah Sampson, September
Studio: LFP Video
Release date: 6/22/2004
2004 AVN Awards, The (1-Disc Softcore Edition) review summaries:
Valjean's
2004 AVN Awards Hustler Video Okay, here goes . . . . . . First of all, please disregard some of the ratings I have given if they are not applicable. There is no sex on this DVD. I have always been curious about these award shows. Ive always wanted to know what they were like, see who was there, and catch some of my favorite stars. Well, my curiosity has now been satisfied. It wasnt as enjoyable as I thought it would be. It begins as loads of scantily dressed female stars and beefcake male stars, prancing around hoping for their moment in the sun, arrive and were treated to a red carpet opening interview montage with Chi Chi Larue. Stormy is the first, and she just seems glad to be there. One notable quote from this part is from Layla Jade: Fuck my ass and eat my cunt and call me a naughty little bitch . . . . thats all Im here to say . . . . . The interviews go on for a while with Chi Chi making a small dick joke about some guy, and there are many shots of various stars arriving. [read the full review]
review from 6/27/2005:
2004 AVN Awards Hustler Video Okay, here goes . . . . . . First of all, please disregard some of the ratings I have given if they are not applicable. There is no sex on this DVD. I have always been curious about these award shows. Ive always wanted to know what they were like, see who was there, and catch some of my favorite stars. Well, my curiosity has now been satisfied. It wasnt as enjoyable as I thought it would be. It begins as loads of scantily dressed female stars and beefcake male stars, prancing around hoping for their moment in the sun, arrive and were treated to a red carpet opening interview montage with Chi Chi Larue. Stormy is the first, and she just seems glad to be there. One notable quote from this part is from Layla Jade: Fuck my ass and eat my cunt and call me a naughty little bitch . . . . thats all Im here to say . . . . . The interviews go on for a while with Chi Chi making a small dick joke about some guy, and there are many shots of various stars arriving. [read the full review]
Girls Night In (Peach) review summaries:
Aaryanna's
Teaching young girls to enjoy the beauty of other women! For those of you who know me, you probably wont be surprised to learn that I began to watch porn at a fairly early age! My folks were pretty open about sex in general, and it wasnt too long after I became aware that I began to sneak some peeks of my fathers videos and magazines. Luckily, my dad had pretty good taste. And the movies he liked werent that explicit! As far as I could tell, boys seemed to like porn almost immediately upon seeing it (or thats at least what they claimed). Girls, on the other hand, took a little longer to warm to it. [read the full review]
review from 5/23/2004:
Teaching young girls to enjoy the beauty of other women! For those of you who know me, you probably wont be surprised to learn that I began to watch porn at a fairly early age! My folks were pretty open about sex in general, and it wasnt too long after I became aware that I began to sneak some peeks of my fathers videos and magazines. Luckily, my dad had pretty good taste. And the movies he liked werent that explicit! As far as I could tell, boys seemed to like porn almost immediately upon seeing it (or thats at least what they claimed). Girls, on the other hand, took a little longer to warm to it. [read the full review]
Hotel Decadence review summaries:
Domina (SGPC)'s
Hotel Decadence (2004) USA Review by Domina Brought to you by Bleu Review & from the gals at Studio: Peach Category: Softcore Starring: Felicia Tang, Jamie Lynn, Jesse Capelli, Crissy Moran, Breanne, Alexa Rae, Lonnie, Erika Jordan "Sign in, please, if you dare."--from the synopsis. This film is actually an interactive DVD and it is fabulous! Voted by AVN as the Best Interactive DVD and Best Alternative Release, it is designed to work like a haunted hotel that you enter, which you are then able to navigate your way from floor to floor, down dark and forbidden hallways to snoop out some private encounters in the hotel rooms above. Before you start your journey you are met in the hotel lobby by a ghoulish Vincent Price-like bell-hop who warns you not to go looking where you are not invited, for "you may venture anywhere you like... but beware for every once-in-a-lifetime erotic thrill you experience here, you must also watch out for some of our less hospitable dwellers..." Right away the DVD creates an ominous and suspenseful atmosphere that puts you on edge. [read the full review]
review from 5/17/2005:
Hotel Decadence (2004) USA Review by Domina Brought to you by Bleu Review & from the gals at Studio: Peach Category: Softcore Starring: Felicia Tang, Jamie Lynn, Jesse Capelli, Crissy Moran, Breanne, Alexa Rae, Lonnie, Erika Jordan "Sign in, please, if you dare."--from the synopsis. This film is actually an interactive DVD and it is fabulous! Voted by AVN as the Best Interactive DVD and Best Alternative Release, it is designed to work like a haunted hotel that you enter, which you are then able to navigate your way from floor to floor, down dark and forbidden hallways to snoop out some private encounters in the hotel rooms above. Before you start your journey you are met in the hotel lobby by a ghoulish Vincent Price-like bell-hop who warns you not to go looking where you are not invited, for "you may venture anywhere you like... but beware for every once-in-a-lifetime erotic thrill you experience here, you must also watch out for some of our less hospitable dwellers..." Right away the DVD creates an ominous and suspenseful atmosphere that puts you on edge. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Sunset Thomas, Ron Jeremy, John Stagliano, Adara Michaels, Teri Weigel, Windy Leigh, Brianna Lane, Darien Ross, Crystal Heart, Naomi Knight
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Release date: 3/27/2004
Buttman At Nudes A Poppin' 16 review summaries:
Flash's
Evil Angel has done a great job again capturing the Nudes-A-Poppin' festival. Viewers who are looking for hardcore sex will want to pass on this title however, viewers that love the female form and don't need sex in their film will want to give this title a look. There is a problem with the video in some places, but not enough to ruin the film. [read the full review]
review from 5/11/2004:
Evil Angel has done a great job again capturing the Nudes-A-Poppin' festival. Viewers who are looking for hardcore sex will want to pass on this title however, viewers that love the female form and don't need sex in their film will want to give this title a look. There is a problem with the video in some places, but not enough to ruin the film. [read the full review]
Dreamgirls: Booty Shake Contests 2 review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a great release if you like real girls showing off and teasing in bars. There's a nice mix of very real girls as well as a nice mix of locations. The technical aspects aren't quite up to average, but with a release like this that's to be expected as are the lack of extras. This is a fun little release. [read the full review]
review from 8/17/2011:
This is a great release if you like real girls showing off and teasing in bars. There's a nice mix of very real girls as well as a nice mix of locations. The technical aspects aren't quite up to average, but with a release like this that's to be expected as are the lack of extras. This is a fun little release. [read the full review]
Luckiest Bachelor On Earth, The review summaries:
MD James'
Title: The Luckiest Bachelor On Earth Released by: Peach DVD Okay, be honest with yourself arent you sick and tired of all of these reality-dating shows on TV? Yeah, we love the nice settings, and of course we love the women but come on! If youre in a mansion and these beautiful women are showing up willing to do ANYTHING for you, wouldnt you want to see just what "anything" means? Thats what the folks at Peach DVD had in mind when they came up with their own version of the reality-dating genre called "The Luckiest Bachelor On Earth". Instead of watching some stupid pretty boy get the girl, now YOU can have all the fun for yourself or, well at least as much fun as a DVD would allow. So theres the story you start out with your own mansion, complete with your own butler who goes by the name of Jives. No, not Jeeves. Not Chives. Not even Jive JIVES. Jives serves as the host of this little adventure, letting you know that the women are on their way in. Sure enough, the limo pulls up and the women are led in. [read the full review]
review from 6/14/2004:
Title: The Luckiest Bachelor On Earth Released by: Peach DVD Okay, be honest with yourself arent you sick and tired of all of these reality-dating shows on TV? Yeah, we love the nice settings, and of course we love the women but come on! If youre in a mansion and these beautiful women are showing up willing to do ANYTHING for you, wouldnt you want to see just what "anything" means? Thats what the folks at Peach DVD had in mind when they came up with their own version of the reality-dating genre called "The Luckiest Bachelor On Earth". Instead of watching some stupid pretty boy get the girl, now YOU can have all the fun for yourself or, well at least as much fun as a DVD would allow. So theres the story you start out with your own mansion, complete with your own butler who goes by the name of Jives. No, not Jeeves. Not Chives. Not even Jive JIVES. Jives serves as the host of this little adventure, letting you know that the women are on their way in. Sure enough, the limo pulls up and the women are led in. [read the full review]
Girls Gone Wild: Best of Ultimate Spring Break 2 review summaries:
Aaryanna's
Girls getting bisexual on the beach! Ill apologize ahead of time since this video isnt very adult. But I liked it nonetheless for its ability to encourage young girls to express both their sexuality and their bisexuality in public places! (Hey! You cant beat that!) For those of you living on Mars, the Girls Gone Wild series features young coeds showing off their tits all to get a free T-shirt! This episode was shot during Spring Break at a beach down at the tip of Texas. (I know. I looked it up on Google.) As a pleasant surprise, the girls were overall a lot cuter than I was expecting. And the quality (size/shape) of their breasts, Ill have to admit, was definitely a lot better than youd ever see in a girls locker room, take it from me! When my boyfriend had originally popped this disc into our player one evening, I thought he had to be joking. [read the full review]
review from 2/2/2004:
Girls getting bisexual on the beach! Ill apologize ahead of time since this video isnt very adult. But I liked it nonetheless for its ability to encourage young girls to express both their sexuality and their bisexuality in public places! (Hey! You cant beat that!) For those of you living on Mars, the Girls Gone Wild series features young coeds showing off their tits all to get a free T-shirt! This episode was shot during Spring Break at a beach down at the tip of Texas. (I know. I looked it up on Google.) As a pleasant surprise, the girls were overall a lot cuter than I was expecting. And the quality (size/shape) of their breasts, Ill have to admit, was definitely a lot better than youd ever see in a girls locker room, take it from me! When my boyfriend had originally popped this disc into our player one evening, I thought he had to be joking. [read the full review]
Totally Nude Yoga & Tai Chi review summaries:
Endorphin's
Overall: Totally Nude Aerobics (a different DVD) totally appeased my juvenile side. This DVD, particularly the yoga portion, is more appeasing to my erotic side (though my juvenile side is still happythese chicks are still naked after all). They both have an instructional element, but it is hard to concentrate on the lecture when there are boobies showing (mmmm..boobies). Totally Nude Yoga Starring: Tasha Roome, Lisa McGraph, Barbara Doll Totally Nude Yoga offers a divine tribute the female form at its best. It is sensual, soft, and erotic. A hypnotic voice over, satin floors, soft lighting, flowers, glitter, candles, mist, and three lovely naked bodies make this an exploration in eroticism. Imagine an erotic photo album brought to life. Note: Compared to Erotic Nude Yoga, which I also reviewed: Totally Nude Yoga is far superior even without the exotic locales. Not to mention this disc also offers. Totally Nude Tai Chi Starring: Stevi Conrad, Claudine Jennings, GiGi Lamour, Cori Lane, Doria (formerly of Playboy's Night Calls), I.M. [read the full review]
review from 1/7/2004:
Overall: Totally Nude Aerobics (a different DVD) totally appeased my juvenile side. This DVD, particularly the yoga portion, is more appeasing to my erotic side (though my juvenile side is still happythese chicks are still naked after all). They both have an instructional element, but it is hard to concentrate on the lecture when there are boobies showing (mmmm..boobies). Totally Nude Yoga Starring: Tasha Roome, Lisa McGraph, Barbara Doll Totally Nude Yoga offers a divine tribute the female form at its best. It is sensual, soft, and erotic. A hypnotic voice over, satin floors, soft lighting, flowers, glitter, candles, mist, and three lovely naked bodies make this an exploration in eroticism. Imagine an erotic photo album brought to life. Note: Compared to Erotic Nude Yoga, which I also reviewed: Totally Nude Yoga is far superior even without the exotic locales. Not to mention this disc also offers. Totally Nude Tai Chi Starring: Stevi Conrad, Claudine Jennings, GiGi Lamour, Cori Lane, Doria (formerly of Playboy's Night Calls), I.M. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Gabriella [I] (ambiguous), Angela D'Angelo, Cumisha Amado, Dana, Jazzmine Rose
Studio: FilmCo
Release date: 9/17/2003
Up & Under Her Skirt 19 review summaries:
Rachel's
Much more pleasurable than I was expecting! My husband and I enjoy watching porn as a prelude to our own lovemaking. Even so, I was quite puzzled the time he had selected this video as our evenings entertainment. After all, theres no sex. And the women dont even get naked although they sometimes appear to be so underneath when theyre wearing thongs! I think my hubby liked this video because it reminded him of his youth. It recalled for him a time in his life when the girls were young and brimming with sexuality, which they readily revealed by wearing very short skirts. I think he also knew that I would like this movie (or at least get a kick out of it) because of my own bisexual interests. I would never dream of looking up a girls skirt in public --although looking down the front of her dress, especially if she had nice breasts, wouldnt be out of the question. I actually found this film to be quite enjoyable. All of the girls featured have nice figures and firm thighs. [read the full review]
review from 3/16/2004:
Much more pleasurable than I was expecting! My husband and I enjoy watching porn as a prelude to our own lovemaking. Even so, I was quite puzzled the time he had selected this video as our evenings entertainment. After all, theres no sex. And the women dont even get naked although they sometimes appear to be so underneath when theyre wearing thongs! I think my hubby liked this video because it reminded him of his youth. It recalled for him a time in his life when the girls were young and brimming with sexuality, which they readily revealed by wearing very short skirts. I think he also knew that I would like this movie (or at least get a kick out of it) because of my own bisexual interests. I would never dream of looking up a girls skirt in public --although looking down the front of her dress, especially if she had nice breasts, wouldnt be out of the question. I actually found this film to be quite enjoyable. All of the girls featured have nice figures and firm thighs. [read the full review]
MartyM's
One of lifes simple pleasures! Hey, Ill admit it! I bought this movie recently and I actually kind of liked it! The video quality isnt great. And the footage isnt very explicit. But theres something undeniably appealing about being able to look up some babes skirt at length until your hearts content! The candid shots up the girls dresses appear to be real and not staged. Some of the views are brief, and the girls dont assist by holding their skirts open or by bending over. (Shucks!) But some of the segments are quite lengthy. And more than a few of the women are wearing thongs, which makes it look when their thighs are pressed together as though they are completely NAKED underneath their skirts! (Cool!) Since a womans dress billows more in the back (due to the curve of her ass), most of the views are of butts rather than twats. [read the full review]
review from 3/12/2004:
One of lifes simple pleasures! Hey, Ill admit it! I bought this movie recently and I actually kind of liked it! The video quality isnt great. And the footage isnt very explicit. But theres something undeniably appealing about being able to look up some babes skirt at length until your hearts content! The candid shots up the girls dresses appear to be real and not staged. Some of the views are brief, and the girls dont assist by holding their skirts open or by bending over. (Shucks!) But some of the segments are quite lengthy. And more than a few of the women are wearing thongs, which makes it look when their thighs are pressed together as though they are completely NAKED underneath their skirts! (Cool!) Since a womans dress billows more in the back (due to the curve of her ass), most of the views are of butts rather than twats. [read the full review]
Hidden Camera (Peach) review summaries:
Endorphin's
Starring: Zana, Cory, Monique, Mason, Alexa, Krystal, Erika, Ginger, Teanna Pros: Teanna's nipples stickin through her mesh shirt (bonus scene), Lexy!(but I already have that bonus scene on another disc), Erika's dark hair and incredible body, blonde hosing herself down, Heck! all the chicks were incredibly hot, voyeuristic camera Cons: deceptive box cover Overall: The 'Hidden Camera' portion of this DVD offers an incredible assortment of hot blondes and brunettes. Each body is near flawless and they strip to display those bodies and lightly caress their skin while the camera timidly hides behind a doorframe or a plant. It really doesn't pass at giving 'hidden' camera fantasy, per se. It is more like the viewer can imagine that he got caught peaking and the woman was glad to offer a little tease. She knows you are there and wants to draw you in, or at least exploit your voyeuristic fantasies. You can find these women near a car, in a living room, in the bath, in the pool, at the barn, by the fireplace, or on the stairs. [read the full review]
review from 1/23/2004:
Starring: Zana, Cory, Monique, Mason, Alexa, Krystal, Erika, Ginger, Teanna Pros: Teanna's nipples stickin through her mesh shirt (bonus scene), Lexy!(but I already have that bonus scene on another disc), Erika's dark hair and incredible body, blonde hosing herself down, Heck! all the chicks were incredibly hot, voyeuristic camera Cons: deceptive box cover Overall: The 'Hidden Camera' portion of this DVD offers an incredible assortment of hot blondes and brunettes. Each body is near flawless and they strip to display those bodies and lightly caress their skin while the camera timidly hides behind a doorframe or a plant. It really doesn't pass at giving 'hidden' camera fantasy, per se. It is more like the viewer can imagine that he got caught peaking and the woman was glad to offer a little tease. She knows you are there and wants to draw you in, or at least exploit your voyeuristic fantasies. You can find these women near a car, in a living room, in the bath, in the pool, at the barn, by the fireplace, or on the stairs. [read the full review]
(2.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Release date: 8/31/2003
Buttman At Nudes A Poppin 15 review summaries:
animcam's
I have enjoyed several Nudes A Poppin tapes in the past. This one, shot in 2003, does not pass the test. My major complain is that too much of the DVD was out of focus. Something went seriously wrong with at least one of the cameras and John and Tricia kept the footage in anyway. It was really driving me nuts watching this thing. My best guess is that the camera was set on manual focus and John did not notice. Everything was soft until the model walked close to the camera. And by soft, I mean unacceptably, unpleasantly soft. The exposures on all of the N-a-Pp series are always a bit of a problem because half the time they are shot against a white hot Indiana (?) sky. And the girls are generally tanned. So the video can not make the reach in exposure. Pondarosa should really supply bounce cards on the main stage and at the little spread eagle podiums. One plus: John and Tricia showed more of the audience this go-round. Sounds like Dreamgirls is also doing that. Last negative comment: less of the dancers were featured off-stage. [read the full review]
review from 10/12/2004:
I have enjoyed several Nudes A Poppin tapes in the past. This one, shot in 2003, does not pass the test. My major complain is that too much of the DVD was out of focus. Something went seriously wrong with at least one of the cameras and John and Tricia kept the footage in anyway. It was really driving me nuts watching this thing. My best guess is that the camera was set on manual focus and John did not notice. Everything was soft until the model walked close to the camera. And by soft, I mean unacceptably, unpleasantly soft. The exposures on all of the N-a-Pp series are always a bit of a problem because half the time they are shot against a white hot Indiana (?) sky. And the girls are generally tanned. So the video can not make the reach in exposure. Pondarosa should really supply bounce cards on the main stage and at the little spread eagle podiums. One plus: John and Tricia showed more of the audience this go-round. Sounds like Dreamgirls is also doing that. Last negative comment: less of the dancers were featured off-stage. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Well this is my first exposure to the Nudes A Poppin experience and it was quite an eye opener. Twice a year strippers and feature dancers come to Roselawn, Indiana from all over our nation and they show off their bodies to everyone while competing for prizes and money in various contests. These include Miss Nude, Best Breasts, and Buttmans favorite Best Buns!! So we follow John, Tricia, and Big John around the grounds as they film all that's going on. The home video style filming was cool and certainly better than any home movie I've ever seen!!! There are plenty of great shots of nude girls and I mean there's plenty!! We get a super variety of females to check out and the footage is varied as well. There are great wide shots showing several girls dancing, shaking their tits or ass, and the camera work really excels when we zoom in close, usually on a gorgeous meaty ass!!! I can't tell you ow many gorgeous ass shots you will see but who cares I was constantly amazed at the next ass John shot, such variety and the sheer energy of these girls was amazing. [read the full review]
review from 9/22/2003:
Well this is my first exposure to the Nudes A Poppin experience and it was quite an eye opener. Twice a year strippers and feature dancers come to Roselawn, Indiana from all over our nation and they show off their bodies to everyone while competing for prizes and money in various contests. These include Miss Nude, Best Breasts, and Buttmans favorite Best Buns!! So we follow John, Tricia, and Big John around the grounds as they film all that's going on. The home video style filming was cool and certainly better than any home movie I've ever seen!!! There are plenty of great shots of nude girls and I mean there's plenty!! We get a super variety of females to check out and the footage is varied as well. There are great wide shots showing several girls dancing, shaking their tits or ass, and the camera work really excels when we zoom in close, usually on a gorgeous meaty ass!!! I can't tell you ow many gorgeous ass shots you will see but who cares I was constantly amazed at the next ass John shot, such variety and the sheer energy of these girls was amazing. [read the full review]
Penthouse: Pet of the Year 2002 review summaries:
Aaryanna's
Not just for guys! As part of my ongoing quest to help girls find their own enjoyment of porn primarily through girl-only titles heres another delightful release Ive recently come across. This episode features Megan Mason, the 2002 Pet of the Year. She pairs with two gorgeous women and they with each other later. There are, in total, four exquisite girl/girl scenes, and four solo vignettes where the girls seductively undress and teasingly play with themselves while spreading their legs wide for the camera. The opening scene features Megan and Tera Patrick getting amorous in a bubbling hot tub by moonlight. The girls remove each others tops, squeeze and lick each others breasts, and then glide their tongues up each others necks and into each others mouths. The kissing is light early on, and the girls are soon sitting on the grass next to the waters edge with their thighs generously parted as each girl takes a turn exploring her partners center with her face. [read the full review]
review from 8/20/2003:
Not just for guys! As part of my ongoing quest to help girls find their own enjoyment of porn primarily through girl-only titles heres another delightful release Ive recently come across. This episode features Megan Mason, the 2002 Pet of the Year. She pairs with two gorgeous women and they with each other later. There are, in total, four exquisite girl/girl scenes, and four solo vignettes where the girls seductively undress and teasingly play with themselves while spreading their legs wide for the camera. The opening scene features Megan and Tera Patrick getting amorous in a bubbling hot tub by moonlight. The girls remove each others tops, squeeze and lick each others breasts, and then glide their tongues up each others necks and into each others mouths. The kissing is light early on, and the girls are soon sitting on the grass next to the waters edge with their thighs generously parted as each girl takes a turn exploring her partners center with her face. [read the full review]
Penthouse: Pets In Paradise 2 review summaries:
Aaryanna's
Quite a bit hotter than Playboy! Im still on this soft-porn kick, I hope you dont mind! Im searching for softer fare that others (young women, in particular) might find enjoyable, especially in the area of girl/girl videos. As background, my own introduction into the world of adult movies was rather abrupt. My boyfriend, bless his soul, took me right from mainstream into XXX -- without stopping in between. I survived just barely -- and my liking fortunately grew over time. Im hoping, though, to make the transition less traumatic for others. This is the first Penthouse video Ive ever seen, and I actually thought it was quite nice. The photography and background music arent on par with Playboy; but its definitely quite a bit hotter! Theres more kissing and pussy eating, and even a few sixty-nines. And the camera doesnt just give us a peak. There are, in fact, several nice open-thighed (and open-labiad) views of each girls center. [read the full review]
review from 7/26/2003:
Quite a bit hotter than Playboy! Im still on this soft-porn kick, I hope you dont mind! Im searching for softer fare that others (young women, in particular) might find enjoyable, especially in the area of girl/girl videos. As background, my own introduction into the world of adult movies was rather abrupt. My boyfriend, bless his soul, took me right from mainstream into XXX -- without stopping in between. I survived just barely -- and my liking fortunately grew over time. Im hoping, though, to make the transition less traumatic for others. This is the first Penthouse video Ive ever seen, and I actually thought it was quite nice. The photography and background music arent on par with Playboy; but its definitely quite a bit hotter! Theres more kissing and pussy eating, and even a few sixty-nines. And the camera doesnt just give us a peak. There are, in fact, several nice open-thighed (and open-labiad) views of each girls center. [read the full review]
Playboy: Playmates In Bed review summaries:
Aaryanna's
Starting Out Im on this soft-porn kick and I just cant help it. I guess its because Id like to believe that softer titles might be a great way for someone (girls in particular) to gain an appreciation for girl/girl sex (based, of course, upon personal experience). This title is about as mild as you can get, so if youre looking for something explicit, youre sure to be disappointed. But as training wheels for porn, this feature isnt bad. There are eight vignettes, some of which can be rather brief. Four scenes are boy/girl, and the rest are girl-only. Here are my favorites: The opening scene features three lovelies moving into an apartment. They undress for the moving guy, and then put on skimpy bikini-style underwear. The first piece of furniture they set up is the bed (surprise!); and they do another strip tease for each other later. They moving guy, at last, cant take any more and joins all three of them in bed. Theres a fun segment where two gorgeous women one white and the other black frolic on the bed. [read the full review]
review from 7/19/2003:
Starting Out Im on this soft-porn kick and I just cant help it. I guess its because Id like to believe that softer titles might be a great way for someone (girls in particular) to gain an appreciation for girl/girl sex (based, of course, upon personal experience). This title is about as mild as you can get, so if youre looking for something explicit, youre sure to be disappointed. But as training wheels for porn, this feature isnt bad. There are eight vignettes, some of which can be rather brief. Four scenes are boy/girl, and the rest are girl-only. Here are my favorites: The opening scene features three lovelies moving into an apartment. They undress for the moving guy, and then put on skimpy bikini-style underwear. The first piece of furniture they set up is the bed (surprise!); and they do another strip tease for each other later. They moving guy, at last, cant take any more and joins all three of them in bed. Theres a fun segment where two gorgeous women one white and the other black frolic on the bed. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Joey Silvera, Andrea, John Holmes, William Margold, John Seeman, Tyler Reynolds, Rene Bond, Sandy Dempsey, Ken Scudder, Suzanne Fields, Sandy Pinney, Becky Sharpe, Con Covert, Titus Moede, John Paul Jones, Art Funn, Donna Michelle, Gretchen Rudolph, Brenda Ramm, Hal Walker, Heather Grant, Noel Pickett, Lee J. O'Donnell, Sam Diego, Laura Raymond, Eustace P. Snickerton, Candy Collins, Ginger Norwood, Melody Cartwright, Laura Sumner, Mark Harris, Steve Martinez, Sherman Torgen, Sinthia Starr, Victoria Cunningham, Barbara Brown
Studio: Asterix
Directed by: Stephen Gibson
Release date: 7/1/2003
M-3D The Movie / The Playmates review summaries:
Flash's
This release from Asterix combines two of Stephen Gibson's Deep Vision 3D movies, one that originally had a hardcore version and one that was only softcore. M-3D!: The Movie is an enjoyable film even though only the soft-X cable cut is available here and The Playmates in Deep Vision 3-D wasn't as good. Asterix did a poor job with this release utilizing poor transfers that don't look very good or work well with the 3D. The extras that have been collected for this release are lacking, to say the least. Stephen Gibson has said that 3D Blu-rays are coming for both titles, so it would be wise to wait for them instead of seeking out the old Asterix DVD. [read the full review]
review from 3/25/2016:
This release from Asterix combines two of Stephen Gibson's Deep Vision 3D movies, one that originally had a hardcore version and one that was only softcore. M-3D!: The Movie is an enjoyable film even though only the soft-X cable cut is available here and The Playmates in Deep Vision 3-D wasn't as good. Asterix did a poor job with this release utilizing poor transfers that don't look very good or work well with the 3D. The extras that have been collected for this release are lacking, to say the least. Stephen Gibson has said that 3D Blu-rays are coming for both titles, so it would be wise to wait for them instead of seeking out the old Asterix DVD. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: William Margold, Christine DeShaffer, Sandi Carey, Yolanda Love, Susan Ayers, Ed Cheatwood, Suzi Adams, Joey Ginza, Jim Coffman, David Duran, Anthony Mannino, Jefferson Richard, Larry Ellis, Joanne Bruno, Judy Williams, Eddie Clay, Zenobia Wittacre, Joe Thompson, Curtis Troupe, Walt Pitts, B.B. Hinds, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Asterix
Directed by: Stephen Gibson
Release date: 7/1/2003
Wildcat Women review summaries:
Flash's
Wildcat Women is never a great film nor is it ever really a good film however it is far from being a horrible film and it does have its moments when it is incredibly fun to watch, however Stephen Gibson has made far better films. The release from Asterix is a mess with a horrible transfer and audio problems. Gibson has stated that the film is coming out on Blu-ray so there is no real need to seek out the old and problematic Asterix release. [read the full review]
review from 3/25/2016:
Wildcat Women is never a great film nor is it ever really a good film however it is far from being a horrible film and it does have its moments when it is incredibly fun to watch, however Stephen Gibson has made far better films. The release from Asterix is a mess with a horrible transfer and audio problems. Gibson has stated that the film is coming out on Blu-ray so there is no real need to seek out the old and problematic Asterix release. [read the full review]
Playboy Roommates review summaries:
Aaryanna's
A Great Girl/Girl Initiation! I happened upon this disc recently, and I just had to review it. It isnt nearly as hardcore as some of the titles Ive written about recently. But ladies, if youre looking for a great way to initiate yourself into the joys and beauty of lesbian sex, this title is fantastic! The action, being Playboy, is very mild. But the girls and settings are gorgeous. And youll quickly be convinced that few things in this world are as tantalizing as two (or more) luscious babes getting intimate together! As a visual feast, this video is superb! Three of the scenes are boy/girl, (one being a threesome with two cuties). Girl/girl virgins will probably find this footage reassuring. Four of the vignettes, though, are girl-only and these are truly outstanding! The first involves two roommates discovering each other by dripping melted ice cream all over their bodies, particularly their breasts. They share a spoonful of dessert (and almost kiss). [read the full review]
review from 6/28/2003:
A Great Girl/Girl Initiation! I happened upon this disc recently, and I just had to review it. It isnt nearly as hardcore as some of the titles Ive written about recently. But ladies, if youre looking for a great way to initiate yourself into the joys and beauty of lesbian sex, this title is fantastic! The action, being Playboy, is very mild. But the girls and settings are gorgeous. And youll quickly be convinced that few things in this world are as tantalizing as two (or more) luscious babes getting intimate together! As a visual feast, this video is superb! Three of the scenes are boy/girl, (one being a threesome with two cuties). Girl/girl virgins will probably find this footage reassuring. Four of the vignettes, though, are girl-only and these are truly outstanding! The first involves two roommates discovering each other by dripping melted ice cream all over their bodies, particularly their breasts. They share a spoonful of dessert (and almost kiss). [read the full review]
Here Comes The Judge review summaries:
-lunacy-'s
Here Comes the Judge ByPeachStaring Dasha Mason Mackenzie Kitana Alexa Teri Weigel Shea Lynn Jewel Lexy Cory and Kira Highlights Softcore Strip Tease At First Glance I've never seen a Peach DVD before, let's see what they've got to offer. The Basics -Here Comes the Judge-Genre: Straight, Softcore- 11 Girls, each does a stage dance and lap danceOverall Value- $12.00The Run Down The premise is simply that you are the judge of a contest and auditioning the girls of Spearmint Rhino strip clubs. Each girl does her thing on stage for you with full nudity and some softcore touching/caressing but no penetration or fun tricks. [read the full review]
review from 7/8/2003:
Here Comes the Judge ByPeachStaring Dasha Mason Mackenzie Kitana Alexa Teri Weigel Shea Lynn Jewel Lexy Cory and Kira Highlights Softcore Strip Tease At First Glance I've never seen a Peach DVD before, let's see what they've got to offer. The Basics -Here Comes the Judge-Genre: Straight, Softcore- 11 Girls, each does a stage dance and lap danceOverall Value- $12.00The Run Down The premise is simply that you are the judge of a contest and auditioning the girls of Spearmint Rhino strip clubs. Each girl does her thing on stage for you with full nudity and some softcore touching/caressing but no penetration or fun tricks. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: John Stagliano, Mercedes Ashley, Stormy Daniels
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Release date: 6/4/2003
Buttman at Nudes A Poppin 14 review summaries:
Flash's
This is far from being a typical Evil Angel release, viewers looking for sex will be very disappointed in this movie, as there is no sex present in the movie. Viewers that appreciate the beauty of the female body will love this movie though. This movie is the next best thing to actually being at the Nudes-A-Poppin' Festival as not only has John Stagliano and the Evil Angel crew captured images from the event, but they have also captured the atmosphere and the excitement of the event. [read the full review]
review from 9/6/2003:
This is far from being a typical Evil Angel release, viewers looking for sex will be very disappointed in this movie, as there is no sex present in the movie. Viewers that appreciate the beauty of the female body will love this movie though. This movie is the next best thing to actually being at the Nudes-A-Poppin' Festival as not only has John Stagliano and the Evil Angel crew captured images from the event, but they have also captured the atmosphere and the excitement of the event. [read the full review]
-lunacy-'s
Nudes A Poppin' 14 ByEvil Angel Staring Strippers Galore! Highlights Stripping Ass Shots Pussy Shots The Basics -Buttman at Nudes A Poppin 14-Genre: Straight/Strip, No Sex- Over 90 Strippers Competing, includes lots of behind the scenes footageOverall Value- $18.50The Run Down So this was all new to me, I guess the idea is that this is a stripper contest held once a year in Indiana. [read the full review]
review from 8/13/2003:
Nudes A Poppin' 14 ByEvil Angel Staring Strippers Galore! Highlights Stripping Ass Shots Pussy Shots The Basics -Buttman at Nudes A Poppin 14-Genre: Straight/Strip, No Sex- Over 90 Strippers Competing, includes lots of behind the scenes footageOverall Value- $18.50The Run Down So this was all new to me, I guess the idea is that this is a stripper contest held once a year in Indiana. [read the full review]
Erotic Nude Yoga review summaries:
Endorphin's
Starring: a naked woman Pros: hypnotic, sensual, exotic, erotic, naked woman manipulates her body, instructional Cons: several wigs does not more than one woman makeso just lose the wigs, deceptive box cover, do I need to have a house on the beach in order to perform this pose? Features: er..it has an interactive menu. You can choose to play movie OR select a scene. Don't you just love technology? Overall: The box cover may indicate that there are several women who perform, but it is the same one wearing different wigs. This is disappointing, not only because there is only one woman, but also because I had to see crummy wigs instead of natural hair. However, this DVD may fill a nice niche in a DVD collection for those that may be interested in seeing a naked woman contort her bodyerI mean may be interested in learning more about yoga. There are several scenes broken down by different goddesses and different wigs on the same woman. Each scene contains hypnotic narration performed by a woman sure to seductively use innuendos. [read the full review]
review from 1/6/2004:
Starring: a naked woman Pros: hypnotic, sensual, exotic, erotic, naked woman manipulates her body, instructional Cons: several wigs does not more than one woman makeso just lose the wigs, deceptive box cover, do I need to have a house on the beach in order to perform this pose? Features: er..it has an interactive menu. You can choose to play movie OR select a scene. Don't you just love technology? Overall: The box cover may indicate that there are several women who perform, but it is the same one wearing different wigs. This is disappointing, not only because there is only one woman, but also because I had to see crummy wigs instead of natural hair. However, this DVD may fill a nice niche in a DVD collection for those that may be interested in seeing a naked woman contort her bodyerI mean may be interested in learning more about yoga. There are several scenes broken down by different goddesses and different wigs on the same woman. Each scene contains hypnotic narration performed by a woman sure to seductively use innuendos. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Release date: 4/11/2003
Buttman at Nudes a Poppin' 13 review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 138 min. Production Date: 2 / 20 / 2003 Director: John Buttman Stagliano Cast: Camera and commentary by Brandon Iron, Big John, Tricia Devereaux, and of course, John Buttman Stagliano, Ron Jeremy as host at Nudes-A-Poppin, and tons of strippers Initial Expectations: This is the most consistent series Ive seen so far. I cant help but go in with very high expectations. Initial Reaction: It has a slightly different feel from the other episodes Ive seen from this series, but its still every bit as good as the others! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who loves strippers and the female form Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants actual sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video are fairly similar to what youd get with a home movie. Although I normally consider this a bad thing, everything here is done with hand cameras and on the movie, so Im not sure how one could get it much better. [read the full review]
review from 5/7/2003:
Running Time: 138 min. Production Date: 2 / 20 / 2003 Director: John Buttman Stagliano Cast: Camera and commentary by Brandon Iron, Big John, Tricia Devereaux, and of course, John Buttman Stagliano, Ron Jeremy as host at Nudes-A-Poppin, and tons of strippers Initial Expectations: This is the most consistent series Ive seen so far. I cant help but go in with very high expectations. Initial Reaction: It has a slightly different feel from the other episodes Ive seen from this series, but its still every bit as good as the others! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who loves strippers and the female form Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants actual sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video are fairly similar to what youd get with a home movie. Although I normally consider this a bad thing, everything here is done with hand cameras and on the movie, so Im not sure how one could get it much better. [read the full review]
BIGmike's
Evil Angel presents A John Stagliano Video Additional cameras by Brandon Iron, Big John, and Tricia Devereaux Produced by Barry Brooks DVD Produced by Tricia Devereaux Directed by John Stagliano OVERALL : Strippers, strippers, and more strippers, with some behind the scenes footage all filmed at the Nudes a Poppin festival at the Ponderosa Sun Club in Roselawn, Indiana, which takes place on the third Sundays of July and August each summer, captured by the cameras of John Stagliano, Tricia Devereaux, Brandon Iron, and Big John. Theres no sex, but again Id like to repeat strippers, strippers, and more strippers. You get to see a wide variety of strippers; all good looking to extremely hot, black, white, tanned, big breasted, small breasted, the occasional full bodied one, just basically all shapes and sizes, dancing and posing all around. Oh, theres also some couples footage, which includes guys dancing with the girls, naked. [read the full review]
review from 4/10/2003:
Evil Angel presents A John Stagliano Video Additional cameras by Brandon Iron, Big John, and Tricia Devereaux Produced by Barry Brooks DVD Produced by Tricia Devereaux Directed by John Stagliano OVERALL : Strippers, strippers, and more strippers, with some behind the scenes footage all filmed at the Nudes a Poppin festival at the Ponderosa Sun Club in Roselawn, Indiana, which takes place on the third Sundays of July and August each summer, captured by the cameras of John Stagliano, Tricia Devereaux, Brandon Iron, and Big John. Theres no sex, but again Id like to repeat strippers, strippers, and more strippers. You get to see a wide variety of strippers; all good looking to extremely hot, black, white, tanned, big breasted, small breasted, the occasional full bodied one, just basically all shapes and sizes, dancing and posing all around. Oh, theres also some couples footage, which includes guys dancing with the girls, naked. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kim Chambers, Danni Ashe, Nikki Nova, Aria Giovanni, Friday, Sydney Moon, Monica Mendez, Erica Campbell, Bettie Ballhaus
Studio: Danni.com
Release date: 3/22/2003
Virtual Lap Dancers review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 61 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Dean Guiliotis and Nicolas Sage Cast: Aria Giovanni, Erica Campbell, Monica Mendez, Bettie Ballhaus, Friday, Nikki Nova, Sydney Moon, Kim Chambers, Sierra, and of course, Danni Ashe Initial Expectations: Ive heard a lot about Danni but have never seen her. Im really curious about this one. Initial Reaction: Its hotter than I would have ever dreamed! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to admire the female form Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual sex or control of the dance Audio /Video Quality: Most of the internet based porn Ive seen so far has been lacking in the technical department. Thankfully that isnt the case here. The audio is very clear and well balanced. The video is also clear, well lit, and free from any kind of pixelation or other blemishes that would interfere with it. Theres a couple moments where the lighting is a bit high and starts to bleach out the colors, but thats the biggest problem with the entire feature. [read the full review]
review from 9/14/2003:
Running Time: 61 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Dean Guiliotis and Nicolas Sage Cast: Aria Giovanni, Erica Campbell, Monica Mendez, Bettie Ballhaus, Friday, Nikki Nova, Sydney Moon, Kim Chambers, Sierra, and of course, Danni Ashe Initial Expectations: Ive heard a lot about Danni but have never seen her. Im really curious about this one. Initial Reaction: Its hotter than I would have ever dreamed! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to admire the female form Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual sex or control of the dance Audio /Video Quality: Most of the internet based porn Ive seen so far has been lacking in the technical department. Thankfully that isnt the case here. The audio is very clear and well balanced. The video is also clear, well lit, and free from any kind of pixelation or other blemishes that would interfere with it. Theres a couple moments where the lighting is a bit high and starts to bleach out the colors, but thats the biggest problem with the entire feature. [read the full review]
Peaches & Cream: Country Girls review summaries:
Linus'
Peaches and Cream Country Girls Preview Expectations: This looks like a bit of a difficult one to call, the box cover makes numerous mentions of action and multi angles, and there is some signs this is a hardcore disc, but coming in I think we are in for more of a softcore striptease disc than anything, with a country girl kind of atmosphere. I'm game to give it a try regardless but the box could be more clear as to what this disc is. Initial Thoughts Well it is not hardcore sex at all, it is what my guess was, that it is a softcore kind of strip tease flick like several other Peach releases. The interesting thing though, is it is kind of a Hardcore pornstars go softcore kind of thing as Alexa Rae, Krystal Steal, and a few other hardcore hotties show us thier pretty naked bodies. This disc is a bit short, but there are quite a few angle options and a decent extras resume to make this disc fairly appealing to anyone looking for some nice playboyesque stripping with thier favorite hardcore starlets. [read the full review]
review from 11/10/2004:
Peaches and Cream Country Girls Preview Expectations: This looks like a bit of a difficult one to call, the box cover makes numerous mentions of action and multi angles, and there is some signs this is a hardcore disc, but coming in I think we are in for more of a softcore striptease disc than anything, with a country girl kind of atmosphere. I'm game to give it a try regardless but the box could be more clear as to what this disc is. Initial Thoughts Well it is not hardcore sex at all, it is what my guess was, that it is a softcore kind of strip tease flick like several other Peach releases. The interesting thing though, is it is kind of a Hardcore pornstars go softcore kind of thing as Alexa Rae, Krystal Steal, and a few other hardcore hotties show us thier pretty naked bodies. This disc is a bit short, but there are quite a few angle options and a decent extras resume to make this disc fairly appealing to anyone looking for some nice playboyesque stripping with thier favorite hardcore starlets. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jennifer, Sante Fe, Kat, Misery, Akane, Charis, Secily
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Release date: 2/4/2003
Best of Pacific Northwest Panty Peeks, The review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 40 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Sante Fe, Akane, Charis, Jennifer, Kat, Misery, and Secily Initial Expectations: Ive never heard of this studio, so Im going in with an open mind. Initial Reaction: Theres some decent care to the feature, but its not my thing and almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to watch mostly dressed women only Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants nudity or real audio Audio /Video Quality: Theres no audio outside of the music, which disappointed me. The video is surprisingly clear right out to the edge of the screen and well lit. Theres a little pixelation, but not much. Music: The music reminded me of things like elevators and the dentist office. Disc Problems / Complaints: Theres no time stamp here, which always ticks me off. I like to be able to jump around in movies, as well as knowing things like how long the movie is and how much is left. Without the time stamp, Im left in the dark. [read the full review]
review from 3/7/2003:
Running Time: 40 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Sante Fe, Akane, Charis, Jennifer, Kat, Misery, and Secily Initial Expectations: Ive never heard of this studio, so Im going in with an open mind. Initial Reaction: Theres some decent care to the feature, but its not my thing and almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to watch mostly dressed women only Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants nudity or real audio Audio /Video Quality: Theres no audio outside of the music, which disappointed me. The video is surprisingly clear right out to the edge of the screen and well lit. Theres a little pixelation, but not much. Music: The music reminded me of things like elevators and the dentist office. Disc Problems / Complaints: Theres no time stamp here, which always ticks me off. I like to be able to jump around in movies, as well as knowing things like how long the movie is and how much is left. Without the time stamp, Im left in the dark. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Angelica Sin, Jasmine, Kat, Jenifer, Misery, Santa Fe, Akane, Charis, Secily, Areal, Audum
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Release date: 2/4/2003
Best of Pacific Northwest Stripping, The review summaries:
CAPSULE's
CAPSULE'S REVIEW The Best of Pacific Northwest Amateurs: Stripping Featuring: Kat, Jasmine, Akane, Misery, Secily, Areal, Audum, Charis, Jenifer, Santa Fe, and Angelica Sin Synopsis: Amateur stripping with two professionals who display their lap dance techniques. Overall: If this is the "Best of" from the company, then that really isn't saying much is it? It was a good concept to include virtual lap dancing, but I would have rather seen less mature women than Santa Fey and Angelica Sin. DVD Quality: The visual quality is good, but I have to deduct for the awful instrumental music that accompanies the scenes. Extras: None Likes: None Dislikes: Everything. SEX HIGHLIGHTS: Kat has a face cute as a button, but that's all she has going for her. [read the full review]
review from 3/30/2003:
CAPSULE'S REVIEW The Best of Pacific Northwest Amateurs: Stripping Featuring: Kat, Jasmine, Akane, Misery, Secily, Areal, Audum, Charis, Jenifer, Santa Fe, and Angelica Sin Synopsis: Amateur stripping with two professionals who display their lap dance techniques. Overall: If this is the "Best of" from the company, then that really isn't saying much is it? It was a good concept to include virtual lap dancing, but I would have rather seen less mature women than Santa Fey and Angelica Sin. DVD Quality: The visual quality is good, but I have to deduct for the awful instrumental music that accompanies the scenes. Extras: None Likes: None Dislikes: Everything. SEX HIGHLIGHTS: Kat has a face cute as a button, but that's all she has going for her. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Angelica Sin, Jasmine, Jennifer, Autumn, Kat, Arial, Misery, Akane, Charis
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Release date: 2/4/2003
Best of Pacific Northwest Voyeur, The review summaries:
YogaGrrl's
Cast: Angelica Sin, Akane, Arial, Autumn, Charis, Jennifer, Jasmine, Kat and Misery. Director: Sean Brookland Production dates: 20012002 Length: 62 min. Extras: None. Audio/visual quality: The main location (reused for seven scenes) is a clean but characterless bedroom with an attached bath. The other two locations are similar and appear to be hotel rooms. The camerawork is acceptable, with reasonably good handheld technique. There are sporadic soft focus shifts. The scenes are overlit, and no serious attempt has been made to disguise the light stands or electrical cords in the bedroom. The audio is horrendous. The music consists of the same lite jazz/rock that you might hear when the operator puts you on hold, and it becomes increasingly grating as the movie progresses (especially since it infrequently matches the mood of the scenes). Shower sounds are apparently looped along with at least one direction ("Go ahead and rinse yourself off" can be heard six times in the third scene). Blunders and bugs: The box cover neglects to include Akane in the cast list. [read the full review]
review from 4/9/2003:
Cast: Angelica Sin, Akane, Arial, Autumn, Charis, Jennifer, Jasmine, Kat and Misery. Director: Sean Brookland Production dates: 20012002 Length: 62 min. Extras: None. Audio/visual quality: The main location (reused for seven scenes) is a clean but characterless bedroom with an attached bath. The other two locations are similar and appear to be hotel rooms. The camerawork is acceptable, with reasonably good handheld technique. There are sporadic soft focus shifts. The scenes are overlit, and no serious attempt has been made to disguise the light stands or electrical cords in the bedroom. The audio is horrendous. The music consists of the same lite jazz/rock that you might hear when the operator puts you on hold, and it becomes increasingly grating as the movie progresses (especially since it infrequently matches the mood of the scenes). Shower sounds are apparently looped along with at least one direction ("Go ahead and rinse yourself off" can be heard six times in the third scene). Blunders and bugs: The box cover neglects to include Akane in the cast list. [read the full review]
Peach Award Winners Series: Interviewing Jenna review summaries:
Nat Hocken's
If youre not careful, the Interviewing Jenna disc will drive you crazy. Its one of those interactive jobs that doesnt even have a Play button. What it has instead is three main sectionsJust Jenna, Interview Jenna, and Jennas Staffand there wouldnt be anything wrong with that except that the menu comes up with the first of these, Just Jenna, selected. Thats a problem because if you choose that route, you wind up circling back on the action a couple of times. I may be old-fashioned, but I think the option of seeing the movie in order ought to come first. Here, that option comes second. (The decision to put Just Jenna first must have been based on the argument that if the sex doesnt begin right away, viewers will tune out. Call me crazy, but it seems to me anyone putting on a movie called Interviewing Jenna isnt going to tune out if it starts with an interview.) Sadly, the menu is the least of this films problems. According to the liner notes on the boxcover, Your first assignment for Peach Magazine takes you into the secret life of superstar Jenna Jameson. [read the full review]
review from 2/10/2003:
If youre not careful, the Interviewing Jenna disc will drive you crazy. Its one of those interactive jobs that doesnt even have a Play button. What it has instead is three main sectionsJust Jenna, Interview Jenna, and Jennas Staffand there wouldnt be anything wrong with that except that the menu comes up with the first of these, Just Jenna, selected. Thats a problem because if you choose that route, you wind up circling back on the action a couple of times. I may be old-fashioned, but I think the option of seeing the movie in order ought to come first. Here, that option comes second. (The decision to put Just Jenna first must have been based on the argument that if the sex doesnt begin right away, viewers will tune out. Call me crazy, but it seems to me anyone putting on a movie called Interviewing Jenna isnt going to tune out if it starts with an interview.) Sadly, the menu is the least of this films problems. According to the liner notes on the boxcover, Your first assignment for Peach Magazine takes you into the secret life of superstar Jenna Jameson. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jewel, Jenna Jameson, Monica, Jana, Molly, Zana, Mason, Raelynn
Studio: Vivid
Release date: 7/10/2002
Jenna From All Angles review summaries:
lee_carver's
First off this is a soft core title so the sex rating is zero only because n/a was not an option. Now the box cover shot of Jenna will be sure to catch everyone's eye but be warned this little title is a sheep in wolf's clothing. The box says that this title is put out by a company called "Peach" what you find when you look inside is a Vivid Interactive DVD with all the same lame excuses for content I have come to expect from them. The cast is as follows: Jenna Jameson, Monica, Raelynn (aka Raylyn), Monica, Zana, Molly, Jana, Jewel and Mason. The main menu is overly bright in my opinion and is accompanied by some very annoying bad jazz music. To top things off the menu loops are very short. Not even allowing me time to write down the choices before it loops and the menu isn't that long. The choices are as follows: Striptease Interviews Behind the Scenes Photo Gallery Previews The Web Set Up The Box cover touts this as the first "mature" multiangle DVD. [read the full review]
review from 8/27/2002:
First off this is a soft core title so the sex rating is zero only because n/a was not an option. Now the box cover shot of Jenna will be sure to catch everyone's eye but be warned this little title is a sheep in wolf's clothing. The box says that this title is put out by a company called "Peach" what you find when you look inside is a Vivid Interactive DVD with all the same lame excuses for content I have come to expect from them. The cast is as follows: Jenna Jameson, Monica, Raelynn (aka Raylyn), Monica, Zana, Molly, Jana, Jewel and Mason. The main menu is overly bright in my opinion and is accompanied by some very annoying bad jazz music. To top things off the menu loops are very short. Not even allowing me time to write down the choices before it loops and the menu isn't that long. The choices are as follows: Striptease Interviews Behind the Scenes Photo Gallery Previews The Web Set Up The Box cover touts this as the first "mature" multiangle DVD. [read the full review]
Hunk O' Rama 2 review summaries:
dumblonde's
Director: Dyanna Lauren DOP: 12/17/00 Male cast: Danny, Joey Ray, J.J., Antonio, Don Juan, Ceaser, Lucky Audio/Video: The video was was grainy, and during the interviews, it pixelated, then froze. I didn't notice any audio problems. Extras: Photo stills - a dozen or so, posed in various outfits Hunk interviews - Steven St. Croix conducts some *fascinating* interviews with the hunks, who all seem to be male strippers. Condoms: No sex, no need The Game: Why didn't anyone wake me for Hunk 'O Rama 1? From the boxcover, this is appears to be exactly what I've been waiting to see. An interactive game for females, with an assortment of studly, stripping beefsteaks who I'm assuming aren't gay. The boxcover says: "The bachelorette party sensation!" "You pick the guy" "You pick the set" "They do the rest" I popped it in my player, anxious to see what Vivid had come up with. The game is one of those disturbing 'match the body parts correctly' funfests, comprised of three sections, in order: head, chest, and dick. [read the full review]
review from 10/7/2002:
Director: Dyanna Lauren DOP: 12/17/00 Male cast: Danny, Joey Ray, J.J., Antonio, Don Juan, Ceaser, Lucky Audio/Video: The video was was grainy, and during the interviews, it pixelated, then froze. I didn't notice any audio problems. Extras: Photo stills - a dozen or so, posed in various outfits Hunk interviews - Steven St. Croix conducts some *fascinating* interviews with the hunks, who all seem to be male strippers. Condoms: No sex, no need The Game: Why didn't anyone wake me for Hunk 'O Rama 1? From the boxcover, this is appears to be exactly what I've been waiting to see. An interactive game for females, with an assortment of studly, stripping beefsteaks who I'm assuming aren't gay. The boxcover says: "The bachelorette party sensation!" "You pick the guy" "You pick the set" "They do the rest" I popped it in my player, anxious to see what Vivid had come up with. The game is one of those disturbing 'match the body parts correctly' funfests, comprised of three sections, in order: head, chest, and dick. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jewel, Jenna Jameson, Monica, Jana, Molly, Zana, Mason, Raelynn
Studio: Vivid
Release date: 5/28/2002
Jenna's Playhouse review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: approx. 62 min. Production Date: 3 / 30 / 2002 Director: Uncredited Cast: Jenna Jameson, Raelynn, Monica, Zana, Molly, Mason, Jewel, and Jana Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed reactions to both Jenna and Vivid, so Im going to keep an open mind going into this one. Initial Reaction: Its very well done, and does a great job of showing why Vivid and Jenna are considered by many to be leaders in the adult industry. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to admire the female form Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual sex Audio /Video Quality: The intro to each scene is very clear, but the music is the only audio in each scene. The video is very clear throughout the entire feature, although some of the extras lack a bit for video quality. Music: The music has a techno style throughout the entire feature, which works pretty well. Disc Problems / Complaints: Unlike most of Vivids recent releases, there isnt an option to turn off the multi-angle icon. [read the full review]
review from 8/27/2002:
Running Time: approx. 62 min. Production Date: 3 / 30 / 2002 Director: Uncredited Cast: Jenna Jameson, Raelynn, Monica, Zana, Molly, Mason, Jewel, and Jana Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed reactions to both Jenna and Vivid, so Im going to keep an open mind going into this one. Initial Reaction: Its very well done, and does a great job of showing why Vivid and Jenna are considered by many to be leaders in the adult industry. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to admire the female form Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual sex Audio /Video Quality: The intro to each scene is very clear, but the music is the only audio in each scene. The video is very clear throughout the entire feature, although some of the extras lack a bit for video quality. Music: The music has a techno style throughout the entire feature, which works pretty well. Disc Problems / Complaints: Unlike most of Vivids recent releases, there isnt an option to turn off the multi-angle icon. [read the full review]
Wrestling Vixxxens review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 74 min. Production Date: 11 / 30 / 2001 Director: None listed Cast: Tracii Taylor, Rayn, Extacy, Missy Hyatt, and Tammy Sytch Initial Expectations: Ive never really been into wrestling, but Ive been so impress by everything else Ive seen from Pandora that I decided to pick this one up. Initial Reaction: Its easily Pandoras worst offering, but I still couldnt help but kinda like it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for something softcore and who doesnt mind a little grain Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual wrestling or sex Audio /Video Quality: The only audio is the music, which is pretty consistent. The video has some bad pixelation and looks about like a second generation VHS copy. Its not lit too badly, but thats about the only good thing I can say about it. Ive often complained about the video quality in Pandoras releases, and when I look from where they are now compared to here, where they started, I can see that theyve made some good progress. [read the full review]
review from 10/18/2002:
Running Time: 74 min. Production Date: 11 / 30 / 2001 Director: None listed Cast: Tracii Taylor, Rayn, Extacy, Missy Hyatt, and Tammy Sytch Initial Expectations: Ive never really been into wrestling, but Ive been so impress by everything else Ive seen from Pandora that I decided to pick this one up. Initial Reaction: Its easily Pandoras worst offering, but I still couldnt help but kinda like it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for something softcore and who doesnt mind a little grain Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual wrestling or sex Audio /Video Quality: The only audio is the music, which is pretty consistent. The video has some bad pixelation and looks about like a second generation VHS copy. Its not lit too badly, but thats about the only good thing I can say about it. Ive often complained about the video quality in Pandoras releases, and when I look from where they are now compared to here, where they started, I can see that theyve made some good progress. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Nikki Tyler, Missy, Chasey Lain, Devon, Jenna Jameson, Charmane Star, Dasha, Kira Kener, Paulina, Sydney Moon, Bree Brooks [II] (early 2000s), Cassidey Rae
Studio: Vivid
Release date: 5/7/2002
Jenna Jameson Revealed review summaries:
Flash's
Beautiful girls having fun with each other with no sex. If this sounds good to you, this is the film for you. For those who likes a Playboy style video, this is definately a film for you. Anyone looking for porn with a plot, sex, nasty scenes or scenes with males, this is a film for you to avoid. [read the full review]
review from 5/7/2002:
Beautiful girls having fun with each other with no sex. If this sounds good to you, this is the film for you. For those who likes a Playboy style video, this is definately a film for you. Anyone looking for porn with a plot, sex, nasty scenes or scenes with males, this is a film for you to avoid. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Andrea Albani, Marco Ramazzotti, Ettore Tosi, Corey Summers, Federico Bulsara, Gennaro Grimaldi, Luca Ferri, Francesco Maldini
Studio: IMD
Directed by: Lucas Kazan
Release date: 11/30/2001
Our Summer review summaries:
Netguy's
Lucas Kazans Our Summer is a softcore adaption of the film Across The Ocean and is probably one of the best softcore features I have seen! With beautiful landscapes and backdrops, a wonderful musical score, and a cast of perfection this one really stands out. Although there are no hardcore shots like penetration, oral or cum shots dont let that fool you. There is enough nudity, sporadic dick shots and scenes of sucking and fucking that leave it up to your imagination its still quite hot! The picture quality is exceptionally clear which brings out the beauty in both nature and the performers. Theres also some brief interviews with the cast, which is pretty much all Italian, and you get a brief glimpse into the background of these guys. It was interesting. For example Ettore is 26 and a go-go boy, Fabio is 21 loves soccer and isnt much into body building but likes a lean physique, etc. It begins with Francesco Maldini and Ettore Tosi walking along the desert sand in the buff. They stop to kiss and caress each other, lay naked on the dunes and sensually enjoy each others bodies. [read the full review]
review from 2/1/2002:
Lucas Kazans Our Summer is a softcore adaption of the film Across The Ocean and is probably one of the best softcore features I have seen! With beautiful landscapes and backdrops, a wonderful musical score, and a cast of perfection this one really stands out. Although there are no hardcore shots like penetration, oral or cum shots dont let that fool you. There is enough nudity, sporadic dick shots and scenes of sucking and fucking that leave it up to your imagination its still quite hot! The picture quality is exceptionally clear which brings out the beauty in both nature and the performers. Theres also some brief interviews with the cast, which is pretty much all Italian, and you get a brief glimpse into the background of these guys. It was interesting. For example Ettore is 26 and a go-go boy, Fabio is 21 loves soccer and isnt much into body building but likes a lean physique, etc. It begins with Francesco Maldini and Ettore Tosi walking along the desert sand in the buff. They stop to kiss and caress each other, lay naked on the dunes and sensually enjoy each others bodies. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Ron Jeremy, John Stagliano, Adara Michaels, Teri Weigel, Lacy Logan, Big John
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Release date: 11/18/2001
Buttman At Nudes A Poppin' 12 review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 152 min. Production Date: 11 / 09 / 2001 Director: John Buttman Stagliano Cast: John Buttman Stagliano, Big John, Tricia Devereaux, Adara Michaels, Teri Weigel, Lacy Logan, Ron Jeremy, and a cast of over a hundred Initial Expectations: Ive really enjoyed this series, which stands all by itself. I have no reason to expect anything other than another great DVD here. Initial Reaction: Its just as good as all the others Ive seen in this series. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who loves to admire the female form Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is excellent. Theres some crowd noise, but thats to be expected when the feature is shot in a large crowd, and is also to be expected. The crowd noise is nicely kept just above a background level, which lets you clearly hear any conversations with the dancers while not losing any of the group feel. Its also common to hear some of whats going on at the main stage. [read the full review]
review from 2/13/2002:
Running Time: 152 min. Production Date: 11 / 09 / 2001 Director: John Buttman Stagliano Cast: John Buttman Stagliano, Big John, Tricia Devereaux, Adara Michaels, Teri Weigel, Lacy Logan, Ron Jeremy, and a cast of over a hundred Initial Expectations: Ive really enjoyed this series, which stands all by itself. I have no reason to expect anything other than another great DVD here. Initial Reaction: Its just as good as all the others Ive seen in this series. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who loves to admire the female form Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is excellent. Theres some crowd noise, but thats to be expected when the feature is shot in a large crowd, and is also to be expected. The crowd noise is nicely kept just above a background level, which lets you clearly hear any conversations with the dancers while not losing any of the group feel. Its also common to hear some of whats going on at the main stage. [read the full review]
7 Lives Xposed: Season 1 review summaries:
Endorphin's
This fictional, softcore series promoted as a reality show where seven roommates agree to explore sex while being video taped does its best to make the viewer think it is real. [read the full review]
review from 9/9/2007:
This fictional, softcore series promoted as a reality show where seven roommates agree to explore sex while being video taped does its best to make the viewer think it is real. [read the full review]
Better Sex Video Series 8: You Can Last Longer review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 37 min. Director: Francesco Marini Cast: Hosted by Derek C. Polonsky, MD and Marian E Dunn, PhD with a few uncredited couples giving demonstrations The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed luck from Sinclair. Im not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: It has some good information, but is also extremely clinical. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting better ejaculatory control Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting education with a stroke factor The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty impressive for a feature thats well over ten years old. The audio is clear, nicely balanced, and free of background noises. The video shows a little age, but has very little grain and is nicely lit. This is a surprisingly good looking and sounding release! Music: Theres a little cheesy music in the background. Menus: The menus are pretty basic. [read the full review]
review from 5/5/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 37 min. Director: Francesco Marini Cast: Hosted by Derek C. Polonsky, MD and Marian E Dunn, PhD with a few uncredited couples giving demonstrations The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed luck from Sinclair. Im not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: It has some good information, but is also extremely clinical. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting better ejaculatory control Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting education with a stroke factor The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty impressive for a feature thats well over ten years old. The audio is clear, nicely balanced, and free of background noises. The video shows a little age, but has very little grain and is nicely lit. This is a surprisingly good looking and sounding release! Music: Theres a little cheesy music in the background. Menus: The menus are pretty basic. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Juli Ashton, T.J. Hart, Mickey G., Amber Michaels, Renee LaRue, Veronica Hart, Lee Stone, Marty Romano, Colt Steel
Studio: VCA
Release date: 8/27/2001
Women Loving Women (VCA) review summaries:
Aaryanna's
Aaryannas Guide to Better Bisexual Sex! I hope you dont mind, but I thought I would use the review of this self-help video to also share with you some of my own how-to-become-bisexual advice. But first, a little info on the movie. I thought this film was great! The producers took some excellent girl/girl scenes from the 90s and overlayed them with some clinical advice from Dr. Patti Britton. Dr. Patti sounds a little scripted, but the exciting play-by-play offered by porn stars Veronica Hart and Julie Ashton was the bomb! (Wonderful!) They were both warm, honest, inviting and spontaneous. Imagine two women Rose Parade announcers talking about love making and how to do it better and youll get the picture! This movie has eight scenes, and all of them are gorgeously lit with attractive actresses. The big name stars who appear include Nikki Dial, Porsche Lynn, Deidre Holland, Victoria Paris, Jeanna Fine, Ashlyn Gere and Dyanna Lauren. The kissing and pussy eating throughout this video is superb. [read the full review]
review from 11/23/2003:
Aaryannas Guide to Better Bisexual Sex! I hope you dont mind, but I thought I would use the review of this self-help video to also share with you some of my own how-to-become-bisexual advice. But first, a little info on the movie. I thought this film was great! The producers took some excellent girl/girl scenes from the 90s and overlayed them with some clinical advice from Dr. Patti Britton. Dr. Patti sounds a little scripted, but the exciting play-by-play offered by porn stars Veronica Hart and Julie Ashton was the bomb! (Wonderful!) They were both warm, honest, inviting and spontaneous. Imagine two women Rose Parade announcers talking about love making and how to do it better and youll get the picture! This movie has eight scenes, and all of them are gorgeously lit with attractive actresses. The big name stars who appear include Nikki Dial, Porsche Lynn, Deidre Holland, Victoria Paris, Jeanna Fine, Ashlyn Gere and Dyanna Lauren. The kissing and pussy eating throughout this video is superb. [read the full review]
AlexGogol's
Title: Women Loving Women: The Man's Guide to Sapphic Lovemaking Techniques Studio: VCA/Pacific Media Entertainment Feature Length: 70 min. Production Year: 1997 Cast: Nikki Dial, Alexandra Silk, Julie Ashton, Felecia, etc Director: Review: This is an educational program targeted to men who want to improve their lovemaking skills by learning what women actually want in sex. Dr. Patti Britton, Ph.D., FAACS introduces us to the world of women-to-women pleasures. There are eight scenes here with some instructional comments: Nikki's Bon Voyage Serpent's Dream Hot House Rose 2 White Shadow Naked Ambition Gere'in Up Night Deposit City Girls These scenes were cut from some older movies with the same titles - women here demonstrate all the major techniques anyway, so why film something new if the necessary stuff already exists? All the scenes include different girls in different settings, so you won't get bored - that's for sure. [read the full review]
review from 11/18/2001:
Title: Women Loving Women: The Man's Guide to Sapphic Lovemaking Techniques Studio: VCA/Pacific Media Entertainment Feature Length: 70 min. Production Year: 1997 Cast: Nikki Dial, Alexandra Silk, Julie Ashton, Felecia, etc Director: Review: This is an educational program targeted to men who want to improve their lovemaking skills by learning what women actually want in sex. Dr. Patti Britton, Ph.D., FAACS introduces us to the world of women-to-women pleasures. There are eight scenes here with some instructional comments: Nikki's Bon Voyage Serpent's Dream Hot House Rose 2 White Shadow Naked Ambition Gere'in Up Night Deposit City Girls These scenes were cut from some older movies with the same titles - women here demonstrate all the major techniques anyway, so why film something new if the necessary stuff already exists? All the scenes include different girls in different settings, so you won't get bored - that's for sure. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Rene Bond, Ric Lutze, Tony Mazziotti, Cindy Taylor, Nicolle Riddell, Sebastian Figg, Larry Barnhouse, Fred Lorenzo, Paul Stifflerin, Frank Millen, Tim Eastman, Titus Moede, Gerry Klein, Lazaro Valdez, April Grant, S.K. James
Studio: Classic X
Directed by: Morris Deal
Release date: 8/17/2001
Beach Blanket Bango review summaries:
Flash's
Beach Blanket Bango is an adult film that had some thought behind it, an attempt at a good plot, and some decent production values. The plot has issues though, mostly trying to do so much in such a short time that what is here gets too watered down. Classic X Collection has only included the softcore version of Beach Blanket Bango on this release which has more plot than the hardcore version but the hardcore sex is poorly chopped out. The release itself has issues with a low quality transfer. [read the full review]
review from 5/28/2016:
Beach Blanket Bango is an adult film that had some thought behind it, an attempt at a good plot, and some decent production values. The plot has issues though, mostly trying to do so much in such a short time that what is here gets too watered down. Classic X Collection has only included the softcore version of Beach Blanket Bango on this release which has more plot than the hardcore version but the hardcore sex is poorly chopped out. The release itself has issues with a low quality transfer. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Nikki Randall, Ray Wells
Studio: Classic X
Release date: 6/11/2001
Triple Tease review summaries:
Flash's
Triple Tease is an incredibly poorly done softcore compilation movie. Three scenes have been taken from other movies, the audio and hardcore footage have been stripped, poor dubbing has been added, and the scenes are being repackaged as a cable version. This release from Classic X Collection is very poor. The audio and video have numerous problems and are of unacceptable quality. [read the full review]
review from 8/14/2016:
Triple Tease is an incredibly poorly done softcore compilation movie. Three scenes have been taken from other movies, the audio and hardcore footage have been stripped, poor dubbing has been added, and the scenes are being repackaged as a cable version. This release from Classic X Collection is very poor. The audio and video have numerous problems and are of unacceptable quality. [read the full review]
(4.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Angel, Kitty, John Stagliano, Zoey Chandler, Kennedy, Justice, Felicia Fox, Windy Leigh, Big John, Lexi L'Amour, Lacey Logan, Erika Steele, Kya Ray
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Release date: 3/2/2001
Buttman At Nudes A Poppin' 10 review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 139 min. Production Date: 2 / 15 / 01 (DVD) 3 / 01 / 2001 (cover) Director: John Stagliano Cast: John Stagliano, Tricia Devereaux, Big John, Erika Steele, Felecia Fox, Zoey Chandler, Kennedy, Kya Ray, Lacey Logan, Windy Leigh, Angel, Kitty, Lexi Lamour, Justice, and a cast of thousands Initial Expectations: Evil Angel and John Stagliano normally make great DVDs and features, so I have my usual high hopes for this one. Im a little worried, however, since Ive heard that the NAP features dont have any actual sex. Initial Reaction: Its a different type of feature, but I cant think of anybody who could do it better than Buttman. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who loves the female form Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for actual sex Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Evil Angel, the audio and video quality are top notch. [read the full review]
review from 7/23/2001:
Running Time: 139 min. Production Date: 2 / 15 / 01 (DVD) 3 / 01 / 2001 (cover) Director: John Stagliano Cast: John Stagliano, Tricia Devereaux, Big John, Erika Steele, Felecia Fox, Zoey Chandler, Kennedy, Kya Ray, Lacey Logan, Windy Leigh, Angel, Kitty, Lexi Lamour, Justice, and a cast of thousands Initial Expectations: Evil Angel and John Stagliano normally make great DVDs and features, so I have my usual high hopes for this one. Im a little worried, however, since Ive heard that the NAP features dont have any actual sex. Initial Reaction: Its a different type of feature, but I cant think of anybody who could do it better than Buttman. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who loves the female form Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for actual sex Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Evil Angel, the audio and video quality are top notch. [read the full review]
sonic's
Title: Buttman At Nudes A Poppin #10 Studio: Evil Angel Productions Produced by: Barry Brooks Directed by: John Buttman Stagliano Camera by: John Buttman Stagliano, Big John, Tricia Devereaux Genre: Stripping, Nude hardcore (Showing Pussy/Ass holes etc.) Performers: Adara Michaels, Teri Weigel, Tricia Devereaux more than 100 beautiful strippers from around the country...appearances by Ron Jeremy and Corey Feldman DVD Type: Single Sided Dual Layered (DVD-9) Themes: Strippers, Van Damme Spreads, Vagina exposure, Ass holes exposure, Wet pussy juice in the hole exposure, Ass cracks exposure, Natural tits, Some silicon breasts, Beauties, Pussy, Pussy, Pussy, Ass, Ass, Tits, Nipples, Clitoris (Should I keep going?) Time span of actual play: 2hrs & 20mins Extra Footage Special Features time span: 1hrs & 6mins & 41secs Date of production: 02/15/01 Extras: Full motion chapters, Bio of Tricia Devereaux, Bio of John Buttman Stagliano, Evil angel website addresses, Extra footage By Big John, Extra footage by Tricia, Extra footage by Buttman and another extra fo [read the full review]
review from 4/12/2001:
Title: Buttman At Nudes A Poppin #10 Studio: Evil Angel Productions Produced by: Barry Brooks Directed by: John Buttman Stagliano Camera by: John Buttman Stagliano, Big John, Tricia Devereaux Genre: Stripping, Nude hardcore (Showing Pussy/Ass holes etc.) Performers: Adara Michaels, Teri Weigel, Tricia Devereaux more than 100 beautiful strippers from around the country...appearances by Ron Jeremy and Corey Feldman DVD Type: Single Sided Dual Layered (DVD-9) Themes: Strippers, Van Damme Spreads, Vagina exposure, Ass holes exposure, Wet pussy juice in the hole exposure, Ass cracks exposure, Natural tits, Some silicon breasts, Beauties, Pussy, Pussy, Pussy, Ass, Ass, Tits, Nipples, Clitoris (Should I keep going?) Time span of actual play: 2hrs & 20mins Extra Footage Special Features time span: 1hrs & 6mins & 41secs Date of production: 02/15/01 Extras: Full motion chapters, Bio of Tricia Devereaux, Bio of John Buttman Stagliano, Evil angel website addresses, Extra footage By Big John, Extra footage by Tricia, Extra footage by Buttman and another extra fo [read the full review]
Girls of Mardi Gras, The (Digital Sin) review summaries:
Draken's
Pre-Viewing Expectations Public nudity and flashing, of course. Aren't they pretty much all any guy thinks about when thinking of Mardi Gras? The Main Event Movie starts out with a guy holding a sign that says "Show us dem tits", and show them they do. Big tits, small tits, firm tits, droopy tits, skinny tits, fat tits, young tits (all are 18 or older, how they checked this, I don't know), old tits, if they are tits, they are here. Women flashing their tits for a string of beads. Some would even drop trow and show off their pussy and ass for the fancier strings of beads. It is amazing what these women would do for beads. Of couse, alcohol is a factor, lowing their inahibitions. The movie is a montage of scenes from the 1999 Mardi Gras. The scenes are shot of women on the street, in bars, on balconies, and in hotel windows showing their wares to the general public. There are scenes from both daytime and nighttime. [read the full review]
review from 3/29/2001:
Pre-Viewing Expectations Public nudity and flashing, of course. Aren't they pretty much all any guy thinks about when thinking of Mardi Gras? The Main Event Movie starts out with a guy holding a sign that says "Show us dem tits", and show them they do. Big tits, small tits, firm tits, droopy tits, skinny tits, fat tits, young tits (all are 18 or older, how they checked this, I don't know), old tits, if they are tits, they are here. Women flashing their tits for a string of beads. Some would even drop trow and show off their pussy and ass for the fancier strings of beads. It is amazing what these women would do for beads. Of couse, alcohol is a factor, lowing their inahibitions. The movie is a montage of scenes from the 1999 Mardi Gras. The scenes are shot of women on the street, in bars, on balconies, and in hotel windows showing their wares to the general public. There are scenes from both daytime and nighttime. [read the full review]
Kobiata's
The Girls of Mardi Gras Digital Sin DVD / 2000 / 90 Minutes DISC FEATURES Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single-Layer Single Sided Disc - Region Free Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3 Audio: - English Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access Starring: Exhibitionists! Synopsis: Females go crazy and wild in the debauched spirit of Mardi Gras by showing off their prized possessions. Overall: This DVD has no value unless you plan to show this as a gag with your friends to make fun at these people. DVD Quality: The audio quality is okay, but the video is horrendous. The video quality is contingent upon the medium of the original source. The original source must have been VHS-C because it looks that bad. Extras: NONE! LIKES: The only scene that is REALLY worth mentioning occurs around 41st minute. A bunch of women from "Rick's Cabaret" show off their tits and butts. Particularly, there is an olive skinned lady with a 1920s or 1920s Betty Boop haircut. She rubs her firm ass against the window. This was tot [read the full review]
review from 3/20/2001:
The Girls of Mardi Gras Digital Sin DVD / 2000 / 90 Minutes DISC FEATURES Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single-Layer Single Sided Disc - Region Free Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3 Audio: - English Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access Starring: Exhibitionists! Synopsis: Females go crazy and wild in the debauched spirit of Mardi Gras by showing off their prized possessions. Overall: This DVD has no value unless you plan to show this as a gag with your friends to make fun at these people. DVD Quality: The audio quality is okay, but the video is horrendous. The video quality is contingent upon the medium of the original source. The original source must have been VHS-C because it looks that bad. Extras: NONE! LIKES: The only scene that is REALLY worth mentioning occurs around 41st minute. A bunch of women from "Rick's Cabaret" show off their tits and butts. Particularly, there is an olive skinned lady with a 1920s or 1920s Betty Boop haircut. She rubs her firm ass against the window. This was tot [read the full review]
Udder Valley Ranch review summaries:
Michael St. David's
I recently saw this DVD and at first was really interested after reading about it; "When these hefty honies start masturbating, shaking their...,etc". But the truth slowly reared its ugly head and I was so disappointed to find there is No Masterbation on this DVD, let alone hardly any 'below the waist' nudity. After first realizing this I went back to the begining to see if I could read more about this release and I came across an interesting fact; this DVD is rated 'R' not 'X' or 'xxx'. That's why there is only 4 older lady scenes where they are dancing around stripping for the camera. They are truly well endowed, (hence the 2 in "Overall Rating"). If you are only interested in big boobed women who just dance in front of the camera only topless then this is the movie for you. For the rest of us i would stay clear of this one unless you can get it for $5.00 or less. Thanks, Michael St. [read the full review]
review from 9/20/2003:
I recently saw this DVD and at first was really interested after reading about it; "When these hefty honies start masturbating, shaking their...,etc". But the truth slowly reared its ugly head and I was so disappointed to find there is No Masterbation on this DVD, let alone hardly any 'below the waist' nudity. After first realizing this I went back to the begining to see if I could read more about this release and I came across an interesting fact; this DVD is rated 'R' not 'X' or 'xxx'. That's why there is only 4 older lady scenes where they are dancing around stripping for the camera. They are truly well endowed, (hence the 2 in "Overall Rating"). If you are only interested in big boobed women who just dance in front of the camera only topless then this is the movie for you. For the rest of us i would stay clear of this one unless you can get it for $5.00 or less. Thanks, Michael St. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Shayna Lee, Carol Boudreau, Lisa Erwin, Elena Nevado, Shianne Seacord, Evelyn Terjanszky, Collette White
Studio: DG Distributors
Release date: 5/18/2000
Totally Nude Aerobics review summaries:
Aaryanna's
A nude workout video that will never go out of style! As a woman, I think I actually have more appreciation for soft porn titles than would a guy. But this is a non-hardcore release that my boyfriend genuinely liked as much as I did. This disc is really two movies in one. The second video features beautiful girls in thonged leotards working out to jazzy, disco music in the background. And the first movie actually highlights the same girls doing the identical workout absolutely naked! All aspects of a workout are covered. Theres some sexy stretching and cooling down moves at the start and at the finish, with some serious aerobics in the middle. The exercises went so fast, though that I couldnt even keep up! (Yes, I actually gave the workouts a try!) I vaguely remember seeing the clothed version of the video as a real exercise program on TV back in the 90s. But I was much younger then, and I really didnt understand the bisexual urges coursing through my body and my mind at the time. [read the full review]
review from 9/1/2003:
A nude workout video that will never go out of style! As a woman, I think I actually have more appreciation for soft porn titles than would a guy. But this is a non-hardcore release that my boyfriend genuinely liked as much as I did. This disc is really two movies in one. The second video features beautiful girls in thonged leotards working out to jazzy, disco music in the background. And the first movie actually highlights the same girls doing the identical workout absolutely naked! All aspects of a workout are covered. Theres some sexy stretching and cooling down moves at the start and at the finish, with some serious aerobics in the middle. The exercises went so fast, though that I couldnt even keep up! (Yes, I actually gave the workouts a try!) I vaguely remember seeing the clothed version of the video as a real exercise program on TV back in the 90s. But I was much younger then, and I really didnt understand the bisexual urges coursing through my body and my mind at the time. [read the full review]
Endorphin's
I totally love "Totally Nude Aerobics". I so..so..so much love it. I wanna see naked chicks! I wanna see them in motion! It is not what I expected or hoped for,i.e not a lot of sweating and a woman saying "work it! work it". But, it is an absolute, undeniable visual feast. The women are good looking and there are plenty of great shots of beautiful body parts. It totally satiates my cheesy side (as you may call it, but I am down right proud of it) right down to the cheesy music that makes me giggle and clap. If you're tastes are more tame than hardcore OR you just want to see just how beautiful flesh can be you may want to check this out...over and over and over again. BTW, I never bothered watching the clothed portion. [read the full review]
review from 11/26/2002:
I totally love "Totally Nude Aerobics". I so..so..so much love it. I wanna see naked chicks! I wanna see them in motion! It is not what I expected or hoped for,i.e not a lot of sweating and a woman saying "work it! work it". But, it is an absolute, undeniable visual feast. The women are good looking and there are plenty of great shots of beautiful body parts. It totally satiates my cheesy side (as you may call it, but I am down right proud of it) right down to the cheesy music that makes me giggle and clap. If you're tastes are more tame than hardcore OR you just want to see just how beautiful flesh can be you may want to check this out...over and over and over again. BTW, I never bothered watching the clothed portion. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Daniel Valent, Johan Paulik, Stefan Andersen, Dalibor, Alexander Straus, Eugen Kalman, Roland Martinus, Ken Christy, Chet Wozniak, Marty Beavins, Victor Boyd
Studio: Pride Video
Release date: 4/24/2000
Boy 1: Bohemian Boys review summaries:
netguy's
Another stunning and beautiful production from the folks at Pride Video featuring numerous boys from BelAmi. Enter an Eastern European sauna and discover a heavenly host of spectacular young men. This is a "coffee table" book come to life! If you dont mind the lack of sex but just want to look at gorgeous guys in a Bohemian bathhouse setting youre going to love this dvd! Each segment is divided by showing scenes of the bathhouse, whether its a bunch of guys playing and splashing around to them talking and eyeing each other in the background. These are the prime specimens from Eastern Europe's stable of beauties. It begins with Victor showering and we get to see him lathering his slender body and uncut cock while the steam rises from the mist. [read the full review]
review from 8/1/2000:
Another stunning and beautiful production from the folks at Pride Video featuring numerous boys from BelAmi. Enter an Eastern European sauna and discover a heavenly host of spectacular young men. This is a "coffee table" book come to life! If you dont mind the lack of sex but just want to look at gorgeous guys in a Bohemian bathhouse setting youre going to love this dvd! Each segment is divided by showing scenes of the bathhouse, whether its a bunch of guys playing and splashing around to them talking and eyeing each other in the background. These are the prime specimens from Eastern Europe's stable of beauties. It begins with Victor showering and we get to see him lathering his slender body and uncut cock while the steam rises from the mist. [read the full review]
Emotions Of Jenna Jameson review summaries:
dumblonde's
Female cast: some strippers and a few females who look kinda like Jenna Audio/Video: I'm not sure how to judge that in this case. Let's just say I didn't notice any problems except for too much bad porn music. Extras: This didn't even have the minimums, forget about extras. The Movie: I'm confused. Shouldn't a title like 'The Emotions of Jenna Jameson' at least have Jenna in it, if only for a minute? How about a smiling photo of Jenna? Heck, even an angry Jenna would be nice. Does Jenna even KNOW about this? I doubt it, but even if she does, there's probably little she can do about Vivid's use of her name to fatten their coffers at the expense of her fans. I was aware it was softcore, but this has nothing to do with Jenna, even remotely - just a dozen or so clips and footage of Miss Topless Something-or-others or Miss Exotic Dancer finals and various other things. Even judging them on their own merits, there's little to get excited about. [read the full review]
review from 2/1/2003:
Female cast: some strippers and a few females who look kinda like Jenna Audio/Video: I'm not sure how to judge that in this case. Let's just say I didn't notice any problems except for too much bad porn music. Extras: This didn't even have the minimums, forget about extras. The Movie: I'm confused. Shouldn't a title like 'The Emotions of Jenna Jameson' at least have Jenna in it, if only for a minute? How about a smiling photo of Jenna? Heck, even an angry Jenna would be nice. Does Jenna even KNOW about this? I doubt it, but even if she does, there's probably little she can do about Vivid's use of her name to fatten their coffers at the expense of her fans. I was aware it was softcore, but this has nothing to do with Jenna, even remotely - just a dozen or so clips and footage of Miss Topless Something-or-others or Miss Exotic Dancer finals and various other things. Even judging them on their own merits, there's little to get excited about. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Zoe, Kobe Tai, Mia, Stacy, Caroline, Crystal, Victoria, Envy, Kira, Lisa Comshaw, Kira Kener, Anna, Jordan, Stella
Studio: Vivid
Release date: 4/24/2000
Interactive Mind Teaser review summaries:
Darkmage's
The Plot: Every now and then we have to change the old paradigms and realize that something new is in the air. Witness exhibit A: Vivids Interactive Mind Teazzer. It really defies classification. Its not a compilation, its not a gonzo and it certainly doesnt have a plot. How do we define such a beast? I think if I were able, I would classify this disc as an amusing toy. It's either that, or classify it as "drink coaster". The Cast: Its nice to see that Vivid is rotating out some of the faces (and bodies) that weve all grown to love in favor of some less-exposed talent. Some of the old crowd is here: Kobe Tai, Kira Kenner, Lisa Comshaw. There is a whole gamut of first-name-only Vivid girls here: Zoe, Doria, Mia, Stella, Crystal, Stacy, Jordan, etc. etc. etc. Most of the girls are artificially inflated, but I didnt see any that were awful in execution. The guys are represented by um there are none. I really have only a couple comments about the cast here: Somebody needs to feed Kobe Tai, and Kira Kenner is an excellent dancer. [read the full review]
review from 5/11/2000:
The Plot: Every now and then we have to change the old paradigms and realize that something new is in the air. Witness exhibit A: Vivids Interactive Mind Teazzer. It really defies classification. Its not a compilation, its not a gonzo and it certainly doesnt have a plot. How do we define such a beast? I think if I were able, I would classify this disc as an amusing toy. It's either that, or classify it as "drink coaster". The Cast: Its nice to see that Vivid is rotating out some of the faces (and bodies) that weve all grown to love in favor of some less-exposed talent. Some of the old crowd is here: Kobe Tai, Kira Kenner, Lisa Comshaw. There is a whole gamut of first-name-only Vivid girls here: Zoe, Doria, Mia, Stella, Crystal, Stacy, Jordan, etc. etc. etc. Most of the girls are artificially inflated, but I didnt see any that were awful in execution. The guys are represented by um there are none. I really have only a couple comments about the cast here: Somebody needs to feed Kobe Tai, and Kira Kenner is an excellent dancer. [read the full review]
Nude Football/ Basketball review summaries:
Endorphin's
Pros: Girls having fun while naked. I'm not sure if they are thinking "Guys get turned on by such stupid things" or "Wow. This is so fun. Why are people so hung up on clothes?" Cons: bodies aren't the mostathletic. Slow mo fillers, one girls seems to be wearing a bad wig Features: umm..there are interactive menusand a slide show Overall: This is a fun DVD. Though some of the bodies aren't very athletic, and in some cases this would knock a hardcore review down a notch, I had complete admiration for their willingness to shed the clothes, set inhibition aside, and just have fun. I like to wonder what women are thinking. And in this case I could easily imagine that these women were either thinking about how silly it is that society gets so hung up on clothes..or..they got amused by the thought of men and their infatuation with naked women in just about any situation, but they werent judgmental. It is very entertaining, and somewhat refreshing. [read the full review]
review from 3/31/2007:
Pros: Girls having fun while naked. I'm not sure if they are thinking "Guys get turned on by such stupid things" or "Wow. This is so fun. Why are people so hung up on clothes?" Cons: bodies aren't the mostathletic. Slow mo fillers, one girls seems to be wearing a bad wig Features: umm..there are interactive menusand a slide show Overall: This is a fun DVD. Though some of the bodies aren't very athletic, and in some cases this would knock a hardcore review down a notch, I had complete admiration for their willingness to shed the clothes, set inhibition aside, and just have fun. I like to wonder what women are thinking. And in this case I could easily imagine that these women were either thinking about how silly it is that society gets so hung up on clothes..or..they got amused by the thought of men and their infatuation with naked women in just about any situation, but they werent judgmental. It is very entertaining, and somewhat refreshing. [read the full review]
Playboy: 1998 Playmate of the Year: Karen McDougal review summaries:
fu_q's
Draped proudly in a flag sporting both Playboy logos and our nation's fine, red, white, and blue colors, the stunning, 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year, Karen McDougal, peers out invitingly from her Video Centerfold boxcover. Indeed, she is both lovely and the vision of the all-American girl that the magazine so carefully cultivated under its several-decades long run with its founder, Hugh Hefner. As such, who would have thought that a scant 20 years later, this leggy, wholesome lass would be in the public eye again--and, in fact, more so than ever before--for all of the wrong reasons. [read the full review]
review from 2/23/2018:
Draped proudly in a flag sporting both Playboy logos and our nation's fine, red, white, and blue colors, the stunning, 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year, Karen McDougal, peers out invitingly from her Video Centerfold boxcover. Indeed, she is both lovely and the vision of the all-American girl that the magazine so carefully cultivated under its several-decades long run with its founder, Hugh Hefner. As such, who would have thought that a scant 20 years later, this leggy, wholesome lass would be in the public eye again--and, in fact, more so than ever before--for all of the wrong reasons. [read the full review]
Playboy: 21 Playmates 2 review summaries:
jayo's
You should know by the rabbit logo what you're likely to get from one of their DVDs: some of the most beautiful cheesecake in the world, but no cocks, not even explicit masturbation. But you do get fine photography, lingerie, and a bit of eroticism: all the elements of a live-action version of a Playboy layout. If that's your style, then you'll like this disc because it has some of Playboy's best centerfolds from the 80s and early 90s, including Roberta Vasquez and the great Petra Verkaik. Here's a short rundown of what you'll get. If the descriptions seem thin, there's really not much more to tell. The scenes are meant to create a mood and a scene, but nothing else. 1. Marianne Gravatte (10/82) A blond with medium breasts relaxes on a divan on the beach, lotions herself up in a fancy bedroom. 2. Laurie Carr (12/86) Another blond with largish, fake breasts walks through an upscale apartment building. Is she being followed? Doesn't matter--she strips and shows off by the fire. 3. [read the full review]
review from 8/21/2005:
You should know by the rabbit logo what you're likely to get from one of their DVDs: some of the most beautiful cheesecake in the world, but no cocks, not even explicit masturbation. But you do get fine photography, lingerie, and a bit of eroticism: all the elements of a live-action version of a Playboy layout. If that's your style, then you'll like this disc because it has some of Playboy's best centerfolds from the 80s and early 90s, including Roberta Vasquez and the great Petra Verkaik. Here's a short rundown of what you'll get. If the descriptions seem thin, there's really not much more to tell. The scenes are meant to create a mood and a scene, but nothing else. 1. Marianne Gravatte (10/82) A blond with medium breasts relaxes on a divan on the beach, lotions herself up in a fancy bedroom. 2. Laurie Carr (12/86) Another blond with largish, fake breasts walks through an upscale apartment building. Is she being followed? Doesn't matter--she strips and shows off by the fire. 3. [read the full review]
Playboy: Asian Exotica review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 51 min. Production Date: 1998 Director: Steve Silas Cast: Moren Corwin, Lisa Marie Scott, Cristy Thom, Lynn Thomas, Venice Kong and others; Hosted by Morena Corwin and Thao Nguyen The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive never watched one of Playboys movies, but I occasionally like a softcore movie. Im curious about this one. Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting soft teases with Asian beauties Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audios okay. Its almost all voice over and music, but it keeps a good balance. The video is okay. Its nicely lit, but theres a bit of grain throughout the entire feature. I want to think its there for an artistic look, but I just cant be sure. Theres also a few places where there was a flash of digital breakdown. Music: The music is soft and sexy. It works, and shows a bit of care. Menus: The menus are okay. [read the full review]
review from 12/4/2004:
The Little Details Running Time: 51 min. Production Date: 1998 Director: Steve Silas Cast: Moren Corwin, Lisa Marie Scott, Cristy Thom, Lynn Thomas, Venice Kong and others; Hosted by Morena Corwin and Thao Nguyen The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive never watched one of Playboys movies, but I occasionally like a softcore movie. Im curious about this one. Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting soft teases with Asian beauties Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audios okay. Its almost all voice over and music, but it keeps a good balance. The video is okay. Its nicely lit, but theres a bit of grain throughout the entire feature. I want to think its there for an artistic look, but I just cant be sure. Theres also a few places where there was a flash of digital breakdown. Music: The music is soft and sexy. It works, and shows a bit of care. Menus: The menus are okay. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Danni Ashe, Sara St. James, Shayna Lee
Studio: MacDaddy
Directed by: Ivan Nagy
Release date: 4/24/2000
Wild Desire review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 54 min. Production Date: 1999 Director: Ivan Nagy Cast: Danni Ashe, Sara St. James, and Shayna Lee Initial Expectations: Although I wasnt too impressed with Best of Mac Daddy, Ive been impressed enough with Danni Ashe that Im willing to give this one a shot. Initial Reaction: The feature is darn hot, but the overall DVD is lacking. Who Should Watch It : Fans of softcore teases Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants actual sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio style changes a bit throughout the feature. The behind the scenes portions are normally nicely balanced and pretty clear. The tease sections normally only have music for the audio, which works for them as well. The video is very nice. Theres a little grain and a few remnants in places, but it mixes full color and black and white to help give the feature a nicely artistic feel. Music: When theres music its normally the only audio in the scene. It has a soft and sexy feel, and definitely helps out the teases. Menus: The main menu is extremely basic. [read the full review]
review from 11/30/2003:
Running Time: 54 min. Production Date: 1999 Director: Ivan Nagy Cast: Danni Ashe, Sara St. James, and Shayna Lee Initial Expectations: Although I wasnt too impressed with Best of Mac Daddy, Ive been impressed enough with Danni Ashe that Im willing to give this one a shot. Initial Reaction: The feature is darn hot, but the overall DVD is lacking. Who Should Watch It : Fans of softcore teases Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants actual sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio style changes a bit throughout the feature. The behind the scenes portions are normally nicely balanced and pretty clear. The tease sections normally only have music for the audio, which works for them as well. The video is very nice. Theres a little grain and a few remnants in places, but it mixes full color and black and white to help give the feature a nicely artistic feel. Music: When theres music its normally the only audio in the scene. It has a soft and sexy feel, and definitely helps out the teases. Menus: The main menu is extremely basic. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: William Margold, Candy Samples, Rene Bond, Suzanne Fields, Jason Russell, Maria Arnold, Sandi Carey, Nancy Martin, Tricia Opal, Ric Lutze, Con Covert, George Peters, Ron Darby, Howard Ziehm, Jill Sweete, Terri Johnson, Norman Fields, Nora Weiternik, Duane Paulsen, Shannon West, Dalana Bissonnette, Annette Michael
Studio: Hen's Tooth Video
Directed by: Howard Ziehm, Michael Benveniste
Release date: 11/9/1999
Flesh Gordon (Hen's Tooth Video) review summaries:
Flash's
Flesh Gordon is a softcore parody of Flash Gordon, which combines the right level of camp, cheesy special effects, and ambition behind it to be a fun film, even though the originally conceived hardcore version was never to be. Fans of hardcore films from the 70s should find a lot of fun here, while also trying to find the blue screen actors and actresses from the era in the film hiding in the remaining close to hardcore footage. The DVD release from Hen's Tooth Video is better than previous home video releases but falls short of being a definitive release of the film. [read the full review]
review from 10/19/2015:
Flesh Gordon is a softcore parody of Flash Gordon, which combines the right level of camp, cheesy special effects, and ambition behind it to be a fun film, even though the originally conceived hardcore version was never to be. Fans of hardcore films from the 70s should find a lot of fun here, while also trying to find the blue screen actors and actresses from the era in the film hiding in the remaining close to hardcore footage. The DVD release from Hen's Tooth Video is better than previous home video releases but falls short of being a definitive release of the film. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Holmes
Studio: Something Weird Video
Directed by: Walt Davis
Release date: 1/1/1970
Danish Connection, The review summaries:
Flash's
The Danish Connection is the fifth entry in the Johnny Wadd series that doesn't fit in very well with the film canon. It was the first in the series not to be directed by Bob Chinn and is also the only softcore entry in the film series. The film itself is fun and enjoyable, but Something Weird Video's release leaves a lot to be desired. [read the full review]
review from 7/5/2014:
The Danish Connection is the fifth entry in the Johnny Wadd series that doesn't fit in very well with the film canon. It was the first in the series not to be directed by Bob Chinn and is also the only softcore entry in the film series. The film itself is fun and enjoyable, but Something Weird Video's release leaves a lot to be desired. [read the full review]