Adult DVD Talk reviewers have reviewed 100 Softcore porn movies rating these videos the highest.
Reviews of Softcore movies (100)
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Spencer Bradley
Studio: Cherry Pimps
Release date: 12/1/2021
Previews: Previews
Feeling Hot for Something Sweet review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a decent bit of eye candy for Spencer Bradley fans. It''s borderline softcore and runs just over ten minutes, but also does a decent job showing off the sultry brunette''s nicely natural body. The technical aspects are decent but the editing is a touch rough. This one isn''t going to convert anyone into a Spencer Bradley fan, but it is a nice little treat for Spencer''s fans. [read the full review]
review from 12/27/2021:
This is a decent bit of eye candy for Spencer Bradley fans. It''s borderline softcore and runs just over ten minutes, but also does a decent job showing off the sultry brunette''s nicely natural body. The technical aspects are decent but the editing is a touch rough. This one isn''t going to convert anyone into a Spencer Bradley fan, but it is a nice little treat for Spencer''s fans. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Audrey Noir
Studio: Sparks Entertainment
Directed by: Harry Sparks
Release date: 8/6/2021
Harley (Sparks Entertainment) review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a well done scene that still fell a little short for me. Audrey Noir does fantastic as Harley Quinn and there''s great effort put into the production values and technical aspects. Unfortunately the scene is just a softcore tease, so if that''s okay with you you''ll probably find plenty to like here but it left me wanting much more. [read the full review]
review from 1/19/2022:
This is a well done scene that still fell a little short for me. Audrey Noir does fantastic as Harley Quinn and there''s great effort put into the production values and technical aspects. Unfortunately the scene is just a softcore tease, so if that''s okay with you you''ll probably find plenty to like here but it left me wanting much more. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Andrea, Jenz Mau
Studio: Sad Girls
Directed by: Theo Meow, Candy Flip
Release date: 5/4/2020
Call to God review summaries:
Flash's
Call to God is a fun little short film from Theo Meow and Candy Flip's Sad Girl universe. The short film makes for an enjoyable accompaniment to the main feature, The Sad Girls of the Mountains. The short film is offered for free on the Sad Girls website, so there isn't any reason not to view this, make sure you watch the main feature first, so you understand the context of the short film. [read the full review]
review from 7/22/2020:
Call to God is a fun little short film from Theo Meow and Candy Flip's Sad Girl universe. The short film makes for an enjoyable accompaniment to the main feature, The Sad Girls of the Mountains. The short film is offered for free on the Sad Girls website, so there isn't any reason not to view this, make sure you watch the main feature first, so you understand the context of the short film. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tori Black, Katie Marie, Adriana Chechik, Alexis Tenner, Kyle Kielbasa, Mark Justice, Aimee Spiers
Studio: Lady Killer TV
Directed by: Jeremy Spencer [I], Michael Su
Release date: 10/18/2019
1, 2, Eddie's Cummin' in You review summaries:
Flash's
1, 2, Eddie's Cummin' in You is the second of eight short films being made by ex-Five Finger Death Punch drummer Jeremy Spencer for his latest project Lady Killer TV. 1, 2, Eddie's Cummin' in You is a softcore take on 1, 2, Eddie's Cummin' in You and offers the viewer a fun softcore take on a horror film with some gore. 1, 2, Eddie's Cummin' in You is well-done, and this reviewer is looking forward to watching the next short film in the series and the feature film when it is released. Lady Killer TV has done an excellent job with their streaming-only edition available on Pornhub with beautiful picture and sound quality. [read the full review]
review from 11/3/2019:
1, 2, Eddie's Cummin' in You is the second of eight short films being made by ex-Five Finger Death Punch drummer Jeremy Spencer for his latest project Lady Killer TV. 1, 2, Eddie's Cummin' in You is a softcore take on 1, 2, Eddie's Cummin' in You and offers the viewer a fun softcore take on a horror film with some gore. 1, 2, Eddie's Cummin' in You is well-done, and this reviewer is looking forward to watching the next short film in the series and the feature film when it is released. Lady Killer TV has done an excellent job with their streaming-only edition available on Pornhub with beautiful picture and sound quality. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tori Black, Nikki Benz, Katie Marie, Kyle Kielbasa, Mark Justice, Aimee Spiers, Reya Sunshine, Pierre Vincent, Jeremy Spencer [I]
Studio: Lady Killer TV
Directed by: Jeremy Spencer [I], Michael Su
Release date: 10/18/2019
Camp Blood Sex review summaries:
Flash's
Camp Blood Sex is the first of eight short films being made by ex-Five Finger Death Punch drummer Jeremy Spencer for his latest project Lady Killer TV. Camp Blood Sex is a softcore take on Friday the 13th and offers the viewer a fun softcore take on a horror film with some gore to enjoy this Halloween season. Camp Blood Sex is well-done, and this reviewer is looking forward to watching the next short film in the series. Lady Killer TV has done an excellent job with their streaming-only edition available on Pornhub with beautiful picture and sound quality. [read the full review]
review from 10/18/2019:
Camp Blood Sex is the first of eight short films being made by ex-Five Finger Death Punch drummer Jeremy Spencer for his latest project Lady Killer TV. Camp Blood Sex is a softcore take on Friday the 13th and offers the viewer a fun softcore take on a horror film with some gore to enjoy this Halloween season. Camp Blood Sex is well-done, and this reviewer is looking forward to watching the next short film in the series. Lady Killer TV has done an excellent job with their streaming-only edition available on Pornhub with beautiful picture and sound quality. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: William Margold, Candy Samples, Rene Bond, Suzanne Fields, Jason Russell, Maria Arnold, Sandi Carey, Nancy Martin, Tricia Opal, Ric Lutze, Con Covert, George Peters, Ron Darby, Howard Ziehm, Jill Sweete, Terri Johnson, Norman Fields, Nora Weiternik, Duane Paulsen, Shannon West, Dalana Bissonnette, Annette Michael
Studio: Hen's Tooth Video
Directed by: Howard Ziehm, Michael Benveniste
Release date: 8/27/2019
Flesh Gordon (Blu-ray) review summaries:
Flash's
Flesh Gordon is a softcore parody of Flash Gordon, which combines the right level of camp, cheesy special effects, and ambition behind it to be a fun film, even though the originally conceived hardcore version was never to be. Fans of hardcore films from the 70s should find a lot of fun here, while also trying to find the blue screen actors and actresses from the era in the film hiding in the remaining close to hardcore footage. Hen's Tooth Video has done a decent job with their Blu-ray release of Flesh Gordon. The picture exhibits some heavy grain, and the colors appear to be overly muted in places however, this is likely the best the film will ever look for the home video market. [read the full review]
review from 11/3/2019:
Flesh Gordon is a softcore parody of Flash Gordon, which combines the right level of camp, cheesy special effects, and ambition behind it to be a fun film, even though the originally conceived hardcore version was never to be. Fans of hardcore films from the 70s should find a lot of fun here, while also trying to find the blue screen actors and actresses from the era in the film hiding in the remaining close to hardcore footage. Hen's Tooth Video has done a decent job with their Blu-ray release of Flesh Gordon. The picture exhibits some heavy grain, and the colors appear to be overly muted in places however, this is likely the best the film will ever look for the home video market. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mandy Flores
Studio: MandyFlores.com
Release date: 11/9/2017
Previews: Previews
Mandy's Vacation Feet review summaries:
astroknight's
If you''re a foot freak, this one''s worth checking out. It''s short and sweet, coming in under six minutes total, but the entire focus is Mandy Flores showing off her feet by the water. There''s no masturbation, barely any shots of her face or great body, it''s all about the feet. [read the full review]
review from 12/4/2022:
If you''re a foot freak, this one''s worth checking out. It''s short and sweet, coming in under six minutes total, but the entire focus is Mandy Flores showing off her feet by the water. There''s no masturbation, barely any shots of her face or great body, it''s all about the feet. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Cyndee Summers, Rick Cassidy, Franklin Anthony, Marsha Hart, Dalana Bissonnette, Jon Roy Jones
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Release date: 1/1/2017
Fugitives, The (Vinegar Syndrome) review summaries:
Flash's
The Fugitives is a rather bad essentially softcore roughie from 1970 from an uncredited director. The plot is really bad and the softcore sex scenes aren't very well-done either. Honestly, there is no real reason to see The Fugitives. The streaming edition from Vinegar Syndrome on Exploitation.TV is in decent shape and watchable. [read the full review]
review from 12/20/2017:
The Fugitives is a rather bad essentially softcore roughie from 1970 from an uncredited director. The plot is really bad and the softcore sex scenes aren't very well-done either. Honestly, there is no real reason to see The Fugitives. The streaming edition from Vinegar Syndrome on Exploitation.TV is in decent shape and watchable. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Maiko Kazama, Jun Miho, Miki Yamaji, Hideo Shiroyama
Studio: Impulse Pictures
Directed by: Naosuke Kurosawa
Release date: 11/8/2016
Nurse Diary: Beast Afternoon review summaries:
Flash's
Nurse Diary: Beast Afternoon is part of the Nikkatsu Roman Porno line from Impulse Pictures and the film is softcore with genitals obscured. The film looks nice and had a decent budget, however, the plot is a nonsensical mess and that drags the film down. Impulse Pictures has done a great job with their release offering beautiful video and audio quality. [read the full review]
review from 1/6/2017:
Nurse Diary: Beast Afternoon is part of the Nikkatsu Roman Porno line from Impulse Pictures and the film is softcore with genitals obscured. The film looks nice and had a decent budget, however, the plot is a nonsensical mess and that drags the film down. Impulse Pictures has done a great job with their release offering beautiful video and audio quality. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Uschi Digard, Jane Tsentas, Lynn Harris, Neola Graef, Ron Polkee, Paul Sine, Marv Murray
Directed by: Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Release date: 9/21/2015
Only House in Town, The (Mr. FAT-W Video) review summaries:
Flash's
The Only House in Town is a mess of a film that seems to have run out of money and been packaged together with whatever was shot at that point. The story is almost incoherent and the film is riddled with mistakes. The sex scenes are poorly shot. This release from Mr. FAT-W Video contains only the softcore version of the film and the disc itself is poor as well with a subpar video presentation and poor audio. This is an easy title to skip, even if you are a fan of Edward D. Wood, Jr.'s other adult films. [read the full review]
review from 5/11/2016:
The Only House in Town is a mess of a film that seems to have run out of money and been packaged together with whatever was shot at that point. The story is almost incoherent and the film is riddled with mistakes. The sex scenes are poorly shot. This release from Mr. FAT-W Video contains only the softcore version of the film and the disc itself is poor as well with a subpar video presentation and poor audio. This is an easy title to skip, even if you are a fan of Edward D. Wood, Jr.'s other adult films. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Bianca, Erin, Hannah, Scarlet Red
Studio: Girls Gone Wild
Directed by: Joe Francis
Release date: 3/3/2015
Girls Gone Wild: Sweet 18 review summaries:
Aaryanna's
Ive been a big fan of Girls Gone Wild for as long as I can remember. This Sweet 18 episode is one of their latest. It features one of my favorite porn actresses, Scarlet Red. She appears in the first two scenes, first masturbating herself, and then making out with a cute brunette. Given its clean soft core content, this is a video Id highly recommend to anyone whod like to tickle their own liking of girl only action. You couldnt feature a more wholesome looking babe than Scarlet. Enjoy. [read the full review]
review from 6/7/2015:
Ive been a big fan of Girls Gone Wild for as long as I can remember. This Sweet 18 episode is one of their latest. It features one of my favorite porn actresses, Scarlet Red. She appears in the first two scenes, first masturbating herself, and then making out with a cute brunette. Given its clean soft core content, this is a video Id highly recommend to anyone whod like to tickle their own liking of girl only action. You couldnt feature a more wholesome looking babe than Scarlet. Enjoy. [read the full review]
Girls Gone Wild: Hot Naked Yoga review summaries:
Aaryanna's
In Girls Gone Wilds new format, five young babes start out doing yoga but progress to getting totally nude and eating each others pussies missionary, from the rear, in sixty-nines and in a doggy-style daisy chain circle. Theres also some fun center-to-center humping and plenty of glistening-fingers masturbation. Its all shown indirectly, of course, in this entertaining soft core romp. This is a video Id highly recommend to all young women who are just starting out in their own perfectly normal exploration of girl/girl loving. Guys will like it, too. Enjoy. [read the full review]
review from 9/29/2014:
In Girls Gone Wilds new format, five young babes start out doing yoga but progress to getting totally nude and eating each others pussies missionary, from the rear, in sixty-nines and in a doggy-style daisy chain circle. Theres also some fun center-to-center humping and plenty of glistening-fingers masturbation. Its all shown indirectly, of course, in this entertaining soft core romp. This is a video Id highly recommend to all young women who are just starting out in their own perfectly normal exploration of girl/girl loving. Guys will like it, too. Enjoy. [read the full review]
Best Of Nudes a Poppin' 2, The review summaries:
fu_q's
It's one sexy stripper after another at Indiana's Ponderosa Sun Club, as an assortment of cuties and cougars from clubs across the country gather together for a tits-out, pussy-pouting, sexual spectacle of the first order. Such is the case in "The Best of Nudes A Poppin' 2", an overall-good, 2014 release from Dream Girls. [read the full review]
review from 5/7/2017:
It's one sexy stripper after another at Indiana's Ponderosa Sun Club, as an assortment of cuties and cougars from clubs across the country gather together for a tits-out, pussy-pouting, sexual spectacle of the first order. Such is the case in "The Best of Nudes A Poppin' 2", an overall-good, 2014 release from Dream Girls. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Eduardo, Cyndee Summers, Linda York, Matt Hewitt, Lynn Harris, Chesley Noone, Stephanie Sarver, James Brand, Monica Gayle, Alice Friedland, George Black, Cynthia Walker, Daniel Beroe, Robert Dalton, Mikki Damwyk, William Bonner, Hugh Thelman, Louis Wolf
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Directed by: Edward D. Wood, Jr., Richard Benedict
Release date: 7/1/2014
Previews: Previews
Young Marrieds, The review summaries:
Flash's
The Young Marrieds collection from Alpha Blue Archives, fully titled The Young Marrieds Plus the Lost Films of Alice Friedland Five-Film Collection, brings Ed Wood's believed-to-be lost film The Young Marrieds along with the films Kiss My Analyst, Analyze Your Sex, and The Adventures of Flash Beaver. Discerning readers will note the list only includes four films, not five as the full box title states. The obvious highlight of the collection for many interested people will be the only hardcore film on the release The Young Marrieds, being one of Ed Wood's lost films, which, honestly, is a rather disappointing feature. Analyze My Sex is honestly not worth watching by anyone for any reason. Kiss My Analyst was not an awful but has a sub-par transfer. The Adventures of Flash Beaver was an awful film with a transfer that was not of watchable quality. [read the full review]
review from 8/5/2014:
The Young Marrieds collection from Alpha Blue Archives, fully titled The Young Marrieds Plus the Lost Films of Alice Friedland Five-Film Collection, brings Ed Wood's believed-to-be lost film The Young Marrieds along with the films Kiss My Analyst, Analyze Your Sex, and The Adventures of Flash Beaver. Discerning readers will note the list only includes four films, not five as the full box title states. The obvious highlight of the collection for many interested people will be the only hardcore film on the release The Young Marrieds, being one of Ed Wood's lost films, which, honestly, is a rather disappointing feature. Analyze My Sex is honestly not worth watching by anyone for any reason. Kiss My Analyst was not an awful but has a sub-par transfer. The Adventures of Flash Beaver was an awful film with a transfer that was not of watchable quality. [read the full review]
Nudes A Poppin' Amateur Contests review summaries:
fu_q's
"Nudes A Poppin' Amateur Contests" from Dream Girls takes the viewer to a handful of competitions featuring amateur ladies willing to bare all (...or most, as the case may be...) at the annual "Nudes A Poppin'" event held at the Ponderosa Sun Club in Roselawn, Indiana. [read the full review]
review from 2/26/2016:
"Nudes A Poppin' Amateur Contests" from Dream Girls takes the viewer to a handful of competitions featuring amateur ladies willing to bare all (...or most, as the case may be...) at the annual "Nudes A Poppin'" event held at the Ponderosa Sun Club in Roselawn, Indiana. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Georgina Spelvin, Dan Johnson, Bo White, Caprice Couselle, John Horn, Robert Benes, Nancy Wachter, Brahm van Zetten, Gloria Grant, Bonnie Mathis, Dennis Wayne, Alison Fields, Patti Perkins, Oscar Schulman, Jane Sobel, Willie Hermine, Cathy Hermine, Leopoldo Aldea de Zea, Don Farr, John Parr, Bruce Shenton, Julio Velez
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Wakefield Poole
Release date: 12/16/2013
Wakefield Poole's Bible! review summaries:
Flash's
Bible! is a silent softcore telling of three biblical tales by gay pornographer Wakefield Poole. The film, designed for heterosexuals, is an arty journey through the stories of Adam and Eve, David and Bathsheba, and Samson and Delilah. The presentation from Vinegar Syndrome is outstanding with a beautiful feature presentation and tons of extras that relate to the feature film. [read the full review]
review from 10/13/2015:
Bible! is a silent softcore telling of three biblical tales by gay pornographer Wakefield Poole. The film, designed for heterosexuals, is an arty journey through the stories of Adam and Eve, David and Bathsheba, and Samson and Delilah. The presentation from Vinegar Syndrome is outstanding with a beautiful feature presentation and tons of extras that relate to the feature film. [read the full review]
Best Of Nudes A Poppin, The review summaries:
fu_q's
It's one stunning stripper after another at Indiana's Ponderosa Sun Club, as an assortment of cuties and cougars from clubs across the country gather together for a tits-out, pussy-pouting, sexual spectacle of the first order. Such is the case in "The Best of Nudes A Poppin", an overall-good, 2013 release from Dream Girls. [read the full review]
review from 5/7/2017:
It's one stunning stripper after another at Indiana's Ponderosa Sun Club, as an assortment of cuties and cougars from clubs across the country gather together for a tits-out, pussy-pouting, sexual spectacle of the first order. Such is the case in "The Best of Nudes A Poppin", an overall-good, 2013 release from Dream Girls. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jennifer, Brad
Studio: Pillow Book Gallery
Directed by: Paul Deeb
Release date: 9/5/2013
Previews: Previews
Girl review summaries:
Flash's
Girl is a short movie from director Paul Deeb and the now defunct Pillow Book Gallery. Girl is quite simply a softcore coupling of two people. Girl is also a true piece of erotic art with the camera angles and shots picked by Deeb. Girl is highly recommended for viewing. Pillow Book Gallery has done a great job with their streaming only release of Girl on Vimeo with excellent audio and video quality. [read the full review]
review from 6/4/2017:
Girl is a short movie from director Paul Deeb and the now defunct Pillow Book Gallery. Girl is quite simply a softcore coupling of two people. Girl is also a true piece of erotic art with the camera angles and shots picked by Deeb. Girl is highly recommended for viewing. Pillow Book Gallery has done a great job with their streaming only release of Girl on Vimeo with excellent audio and video quality. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Rick, R. Bolla, Terri Hall, Jody Maxwell, Michael Sullivan, Crystal Sync, Leroy, Ras Kean, Ian Morley, Brother Theodore, Paul Styles, Mark Carvel, Zack Norman, Edward Krane, Steve Corney
Studio: Sinful Mermaid
Directed by: Robert J. Kaplan
Release date: 5/22/2012
Gums (Sinful Mermaid) review summaries:
Flash's
Gums is cheesy and corny adult comedy that only could have come out of the environment of the 1970s. An adult spoof of Jaws, Gums manages to provide humor and a story that is truly unique to the film. Where else can you find a killer cock sucking mermaid, Brother Theodore playing a Nazi, and cum shooting puppets? If you are a fan of the more bizarre comedic side of adult cinema, Gums is a must see. Unfortunately, Sinful Mermaid's release of Gums only brings us the softcore version of the film and offers a poor picture with good audio. [read the full review]
review from 3/11/2017:
Gums is cheesy and corny adult comedy that only could have come out of the environment of the 1970s. An adult spoof of Jaws, Gums manages to provide humor and a story that is truly unique to the film. Where else can you find a killer cock sucking mermaid, Brother Theodore playing a Nazi, and cum shooting puppets? If you are a fan of the more bizarre comedic side of adult cinema, Gums is a must see. Unfortunately, Sinful Mermaid's release of Gums only brings us the softcore version of the film and offers a poor picture with good audio. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Silvana Venturelli, Daniele Gaubert, Nino Castelnuovo, Eleonora Rossi Drago, Robert Bisacco, Massimo Serato
Studio: Cult Epics
Directed by: Henry Paris
Release date: 6/28/2011
Camille 2000 (Extended Version) review summaries:
Flash's
Camille 2000 is an accomplished softcore romantic drama from Radley Metzger. Viewers who are expecting a softcore skin fest will find Camille 2000 to be a massive disappointment because there is far less skin than one would expect from a softcore erotica film by Radley Metzger. However, Camille 2000 is well-worth watching as a romantic drama. Cult Epics has done an excellent job with their streaming-only edition of the extended version of Camille 2000 on PinkLabel.TV with excellent picture and good sound quality. [read the full review]
review from 9/10/2019:
Camille 2000 is an accomplished softcore romantic drama from Radley Metzger. Viewers who are expecting a softcore skin fest will find Camille 2000 to be a massive disappointment because there is far less skin than one would expect from a softcore erotica film by Radley Metzger. However, Camille 2000 is well-worth watching as a romantic drama. Cult Epics has done an excellent job with their streaming-only edition of the extended version of Camille 2000 on PinkLabel.TV with excellent picture and good sound quality. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Silvana Venturelli, Frank Wolff, Erika Remberg, Paolo Turco
Studio: Cult Epics
Directed by: Henry Paris
Release date: 4/26/2011
Lickerish Quartet, The review summaries:
Flash's
The Lickerish Quartet is a lavish and masterful softcore erotic film made shortly before Radley Metzger started making hardcore adult films using the pseudonym Henry Paris. The Lickerish Quartet combines a grand European location with a story that looks at how we perceive sex with a slightly supernatural aspect. The Lickerish Quartet is well worth watching. Cult Epics has done an excellent job with their streaming-only edition of The Lickerish Quartet on PinkLabel.TV with superb audio and video quality. [read the full review]
review from 9/7/2019:
The Lickerish Quartet is a lavish and masterful softcore erotic film made shortly before Radley Metzger started making hardcore adult films using the pseudonym Henry Paris. The Lickerish Quartet combines a grand European location with a story that looks at how we perceive sex with a slightly supernatural aspect. The Lickerish Quartet is well worth watching. Cult Epics has done an excellent job with their streaming-only edition of The Lickerish Quartet on PinkLabel.TV with superb audio and video quality. [read the full review]
Porn Stars of the 80's review summaries:
Rosco Fuji's
Porn Stars of the 80’s is a fairly misleading title for this production. It isn’t a compilation of the best stars of the 80’s. Not even close. This disk is a collection of clips from the old late night NYC cable show called Midnight Blue. The disk rotates between information segments, interviews and the old commercials for adult orientated products that used to advertise on the show. Since the ads are so old, they edit out the phone numbers as the numbers now belong to someone else. There is no visible hardcore sex in this feature and the overall rating would be an “R”. [read the full review]
review from 6/30/2009:
Porn Stars of the 80’s is a fairly misleading title for this production. It isn’t a compilation of the best stars of the 80’s. Not even close. This disk is a collection of clips from the old late night NYC cable show called Midnight Blue. The disk rotates between information segments, interviews and the old commercials for adult orientated products that used to advertise on the show. Since the ads are so old, they edit out the phone numbers as the numbers now belong to someone else. There is no visible hardcore sex in this feature and the overall rating would be an “R”. [read the full review]
American Nudes 1, 2 and 3 review summaries:
jayo's
A 3-DVD set sampling skin flicks from the 40s, 50s and 60s. The original video content is poor but the transfer and the sound are bright and clean. Much of it's quaint but some of it is surprisingly erotic. I think it's better as a party video for laughs and fun. [read the full review]
review from 11/7/2009:
A 3-DVD set sampling skin flicks from the 40s, 50s and 60s. The original video content is poor but the transfer and the sound are bright and clean. Much of it's quaint but some of it is surprisingly erotic. I think it's better as a party video for laughs and fun. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Henrietta Holm, Frank Micelli, Janet Banzet, Jodi Van Prang, Nicholas Warren, Barbara Strom
Studio: Koch Releasing
Directed by: Morton Lewis
Release date: 10/9/2007
Italian Stallion (Koch) review summaries:
Flash's
The infamous porn film that Sylvester Stallone starred in makes for great modern mythology and rumors but makes for horrible viewing. The film is an incoherent mess and is almost impossible to sit through. Cinema Epoch's presentation of the film on this release is amazing and far more than the film deserves. [read the full review]
review from 7/8/2014:
The infamous porn film that Sylvester Stallone starred in makes for great modern mythology and rumors but makes for horrible viewing. The film is an incoherent mess and is almost impossible to sit through. Cinema Epoch's presentation of the film on this release is amazing and far more than the film deserves. [read the full review]
Nude Cuties review summaries:
fu_q's
"Nudie Cuties" (Historic Erotica) presents a variety of short sequences, all of which are quite soft (varying degrees of nudity and no actual sex), that include things like vintage babes in the bathtub, by the fire, on the bed, playing cards, fighting with one another, doing stripteases, and so on. [read the full review]
review from 7/26/2017:
"Nudie Cuties" (Historic Erotica) presents a variety of short sequences, all of which are quite soft (varying degrees of nudity and no actual sex), that include things like vintage babes in the bathtub, by the fire, on the bed, playing cards, fighting with one another, doing stripteases, and so on. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Silvia Saint, Zabrina Amir, Martina Fox, Silvie Thomas, Chantel Williams, Raylene Richards, Susan Carter, Susana Spears, Victoria Roberts, Ashley Robbins
Studio: Action Girls
Directed by: Scotty JX
Release date: 11/24/2006
Actiongirls.com 2 review summaries:
Endorphin's
Hot chicks off their hot, glistening bodies while firing weaponry and working out. [read the full review]
review from 4/14/2007:
Hot chicks off their hot, glistening bodies while firing weaponry and working out. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Silvia Saint, Veronika Zemanova, Amira Hazine, Amy Easton, Martina Fox, Silvie Thomas
Studio: Action Girls
Directed by: Scotty JX
Release date: 11/24/2006
Actiongirls.com 1 review summaries:
Endorphin's
Starring: Silvia Saint, Martina, Silvie Thomas, Amy Easton, Amira Hazine, Veronica Zemanova Pros: Naked chicks with guns!!!, Naked bodies glistening with sweat!!!, Bouncing BOOBIES!!!, much weaponry and live ammo, women treated as sex objects AND being empowered, worth of serious discussion, quite possibly the ultimate guy movie Cons: No chick ID, little extras, What? No AC/DC soundtrack?, Shelf Life: Molon Labe Quick synopsis: The movie starts out with text explaining the world we are seeing. In the future something bad happens and women are among the most oppressed, but some women stand defiant. Early on there are some ties to that, but everything is visual. There are no words spoken. As the movie progresses, the conflict fades in and out, but vignettes of naked sweaty women firing off various weaponry remains constant. A quick synopsis does this DVD no justice (where do I start?): I can really get behind cheesy soft core. [read the full review]
review from 3/13/2007:
Starring: Silvia Saint, Martina, Silvie Thomas, Amy Easton, Amira Hazine, Veronica Zemanova Pros: Naked chicks with guns!!!, Naked bodies glistening with sweat!!!, Bouncing BOOBIES!!!, much weaponry and live ammo, women treated as sex objects AND being empowered, worth of serious discussion, quite possibly the ultimate guy movie Cons: No chick ID, little extras, What? No AC/DC soundtrack?, Shelf Life: Molon Labe Quick synopsis: The movie starts out with text explaining the world we are seeing. In the future something bad happens and women are among the most oppressed, but some women stand defiant. Early on there are some ties to that, but everything is visual. There are no words spoken. As the movie progresses, the conflict fades in and out, but vignettes of naked sweaty women firing off various weaponry remains constant. A quick synopsis does this DVD no justice (where do I start?): I can really get behind cheesy soft core. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mark, Ruby, Angel, Summer, Eve, Melissa (ambiguous), Shannon (ambiguous) (female), Mirage, Karma, Brad, Ariel, Adam, Dusty, Trouble, Harmony Rose, Bryant, Logan Ray Vox, Derik Steel, Ecstasy, Kandi Hart, Natasha Stone, Nikki Nine, Kloey Love, Elektra, Tyana, Rhianna Ryan, Sanity, Jaded Dawn, Desert Rain, Koyote J, Ivy Lee, Marrissa, Rachelle La'ree, Darlene Ross, Shozz, Pole Cleaner, Femcar, Raugy, Red Hot Megan, Tarryn, Schevelle, Celeste Roxx, Seqket, Bailey's Helper, Staci Lyxxx, LaRue McCay, Adara's Partner, Jaycee Tama
Studio: Dream Girls
Release date: 9/8/2006
Dream Girls: Nudes a Poppin' 2006 review summaries:
fu_q's
It's one sexy stripper after another at Indiana's Ponderosa Sun Club, as an assortment of cuties and cougars from clubs across the country gather together for a tits-out, pussy-pouting, sexual spectacle of the first order. Such is the case in "Nudes A Poppin' 2006", an overall-good release from Dream Girls. [read the full review]
review from 9/13/2017:
It's one sexy stripper after another at Indiana's Ponderosa Sun Club, as an assortment of cuties and cougars from clubs across the country gather together for a tits-out, pussy-pouting, sexual spectacle of the first order. Such is the case in "Nudes A Poppin' 2006", an overall-good release from Dream Girls. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Linda Lovelace, Micky Dolenz, Joey Forman, Garry Goodrow, Fuddle Bagley, Chuck McCann, Val Bisoglio, Jack DeLeon, Scatman Crothers, Danny Goldman, Roberta Kent, Art Metrano
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Claudio Guzman, Arthur Marks
Release date: 5/6/2006
Linda Lovelace For President (Gourmet Video Collection) review summaries:
fu_q's
It's the early 1970s, a time of political, social, and sexual change and unrest, when the new, the old, and everything in between is clashing, and only one Presidential candidate, the uber-popular sex star, Linda Lovelace, can unite the various factions of the country and bring peace and harmony to the land. Such is the case in "Linda Lovelace for President", a decent, 1973 release from Gourmet Video. [read the full review]
review from 2/7/2016:
It's the early 1970s, a time of political, social, and sexual change and unrest, when the new, the old, and everything in between is clashing, and only one Presidential candidate, the uber-popular sex star, Linda Lovelace, can unite the various factions of the country and bring peace and harmony to the land. Such is the case in "Linda Lovelace for President", a decent, 1973 release from Gourmet Video. [read the full review]
(2.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Eric Edwards, R. Bolla, Herschel Savage, Robin Byrd
Studio: Docurama
Directed by: Francis Hanly
Release date: 3/14/2006
Debbie Does Dallas: Uncovered review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 47 min. Production Date: 2005 Director: Francis Hanly Cast: Eric Edwards, Herschel Savage, Robin Byrd, R. Bolla, and many more The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent really heard anything about this one, but its definitely piquing my interest. Initial Reaction: Although thought provoking at times, overall it comes off as unfocused. Who Should Watch It : Anybody interested in the darker side of the porn industry Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a documentary that focuses on Debbie Does Dallas The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects vary a little due to the style of the movie. The interviews are handled nicely, with audio and video that are both nicely clear. The clips of Debbie Does Dallas, as one would expect, are blurry and dated with weak audio. Music: The music lies nicely in the background and gives a good mainstream feel to the feature. Menus: The menus are extremely basic. [read the full review]
review from 10/1/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 47 min. Production Date: 2005 Director: Francis Hanly Cast: Eric Edwards, Herschel Savage, Robin Byrd, R. Bolla, and many more The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent really heard anything about this one, but its definitely piquing my interest. Initial Reaction: Although thought provoking at times, overall it comes off as unfocused. Who Should Watch It : Anybody interested in the darker side of the porn industry Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a documentary that focuses on Debbie Does Dallas The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects vary a little due to the style of the movie. The interviews are handled nicely, with audio and video that are both nicely clear. The clips of Debbie Does Dallas, as one would expect, are blurry and dated with weak audio. Music: The music lies nicely in the background and gives a good mainstream feel to the feature. Menus: The menus are extremely basic. [read the full review]
Saki's
Debbie Does Dallas Uncovered (2005) Studio Docurama/Channel Four TV (UK) Genre Mainstream Documentary Director Francis Hanly Starring Herschel Savage, R. Bolla, Robin Byrd, Eric Edwards, and others (all non-sex) Running Time 47 min DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features and four trailers for other Docurama films (mainstream) Typical Watchers Folks nostalgic for Debbie Does Dallas and those curious about What Ever Happened to... [read the full review]
review from 6/18/2006:
Debbie Does Dallas Uncovered (2005) Studio Docurama/Channel Four TV (UK) Genre Mainstream Documentary Director Francis Hanly Starring Herschel Savage, R. Bolla, Robin Byrd, Eric Edwards, and others (all non-sex) Running Time 47 min DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features and four trailers for other Docurama films (mainstream) Typical Watchers Folks nostalgic for Debbie Does Dallas and those curious about What Ever Happened to... [read the full review]
Babes Going Crazy: Strip Fight Cage Fight review summaries:
Endorphin's
Starring: Jynx, Allison, Chrissy, Jubilee Pros: The girls are playful and competitive, Allison an Jubilee tied up, Allison vs. Jubilee, 100 guilty pleasure, just plain FUN Cons: only about 40 minutes long, only 4 girls, SF logo in left corner, I dont understand the brackets. This DVD is such a guilty pleasure that I had to do a write-up on in it, despite thinking most people dont really care. This is low budget fare that I had a lot of fun watching. The girls pull it off well. Allison and Jubilee are skinny redheads and Jynx and Chrissy are slightly chubby brunettes. Jubilee is the hottest of them all. The other girls are easy on the eyes, but not incredibly hot. Looks are important to me and these girls pass a minimum standard, but it is their attitude that makes this DVD work. Somehow they pull off the right blend of playfulness and competitiveness. The smile and taunt each other as if they are enjoying it, and it comes across as sincere. At the same time, they each seem determined to win (determined not to lose may be more appropriate). [read the full review]
review from 3/27/2007:
Starring: Jynx, Allison, Chrissy, Jubilee Pros: The girls are playful and competitive, Allison an Jubilee tied up, Allison vs. Jubilee, 100 guilty pleasure, just plain FUN Cons: only about 40 minutes long, only 4 girls, SF logo in left corner, I dont understand the brackets. This DVD is such a guilty pleasure that I had to do a write-up on in it, despite thinking most people dont really care. This is low budget fare that I had a lot of fun watching. The girls pull it off well. Allison and Jubilee are skinny redheads and Jynx and Chrissy are slightly chubby brunettes. Jubilee is the hottest of them all. The other girls are easy on the eyes, but not incredibly hot. Looks are important to me and these girls pass a minimum standard, but it is their attitude that makes this DVD work. Somehow they pull off the right blend of playfulness and competitiveness. The smile and taunt each other as if they are enjoying it, and it comes across as sincere. At the same time, they each seem determined to win (determined not to lose may be more appropriate). [read the full review]
Dreamgirls: Sorority Strip-Off 20 review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 118 min. Production Date: 11 / 16 / 2005 Director: None credited Cast: None credited The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive been curious about what Dream Girls has to offer for quite a while. Im going into this one very curious. Initial Reaction: Its pretty fun and actually has some nice heat to some of it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a Girls Gone Wild type of release Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual sex or a lot of strip teases The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty impressive. The video often has a bit of a home video feel with plenty of background noises and balance problems. Normally this might be a problem, but here it helps with the amateur feel of the release and always comes off feeling well done for the location. The video is very impressive for the location. Its clear and comes off as very well lit for being shot in a club. Theres a bit of camera motion, but once again, for the location its pretty impressive. [read the full review]
review from 5/29/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 118 min. Production Date: 11 / 16 / 2005 Director: None credited Cast: None credited The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive been curious about what Dream Girls has to offer for quite a while. Im going into this one very curious. Initial Reaction: Its pretty fun and actually has some nice heat to some of it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a Girls Gone Wild type of release Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual sex or a lot of strip teases The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty impressive. The video often has a bit of a home video feel with plenty of background noises and balance problems. Normally this might be a problem, but here it helps with the amateur feel of the release and always comes off feeling well done for the location. The video is very impressive for the location. Its clear and comes off as very well lit for being shot in a club. Theres a bit of camera motion, but once again, for the location its pretty impressive. [read the full review]
Zen Pussy review summaries:
YogaDame's
Zen Pussy: A Meditation on Eleven Vulvas Cast: Revi Airborne, Oriana Bolden, Kate Bornstein, Emilie Brough, Barbara Carrellas, Betsy Caygill, Brett Isis Fisher, Celine Germain, Kaos Kitty, Letty Neely, Annie Sprinkle. Director: Joseph Kramer Production date: ©1999 Length: 60 min. Extras: Eleven minutes of ads for various workshops, books, and movies. Audiovisual quality: The video consists entirely of crisply focused close-ups. The lighting is pleasant and natural-looking. The locations are quiet, with very little background noise of any kind. The audio consists of deep breathing, thrilled sighs, uninhibited giggles, and the odd tummy grumble, plus the ring of a chime to herald each vulva as she first appears. Ratings note: There's no sex in the usual sense, not even masturbation. The "sex rating" above refers to the overall erotic and inspirational vibe of this movie. The concept: The movie opens with one-minute previews of each vulva, followed by the main sequence in which each view lasts about four minutes. The women and the camera are both stationary. [read the full review]
review from 3/30/2006:
Zen Pussy: A Meditation on Eleven Vulvas Cast: Revi Airborne, Oriana Bolden, Kate Bornstein, Emilie Brough, Barbara Carrellas, Betsy Caygill, Brett Isis Fisher, Celine Germain, Kaos Kitty, Letty Neely, Annie Sprinkle. Director: Joseph Kramer Production date: ©1999 Length: 60 min. Extras: Eleven minutes of ads for various workshops, books, and movies. Audiovisual quality: The video consists entirely of crisply focused close-ups. The lighting is pleasant and natural-looking. The locations are quiet, with very little background noise of any kind. The audio consists of deep breathing, thrilled sighs, uninhibited giggles, and the odd tummy grumble, plus the ring of a chime to herald each vulva as she first appears. Ratings note: There's no sex in the usual sense, not even masturbation. The "sex rating" above refers to the overall erotic and inspirational vibe of this movie. The concept: The movie opens with one-minute previews of each vulva, followed by the main sequence in which each view lasts about four minutes. The women and the camera are both stationary. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Leena, Angelina, Eve Minax, Sache, Cupid, Jennnie Mutation, Sheree Hovesepian, Betsy Chainsaw, Daniel Baudanza, Fanon Brown, Dianna Bright, Nico Earl, Katheryn Houser, Kit Hung, Liberte unLocked, Iku, Simon Strikeback, Lucky Lulu, Mickey Belmont, Ken Sexton, Kanvas Tucker, Colorines Watson, Pasquel Gonzalez, Ana Grammatic, Gina Lombardi, Chia-Lun, Ben Putnam, Michele Mahoney, Tommy Erge, Anna Margolis, Daniel Little, Aron Bloch, Bella Belly, Leah Kaplan, Eboni Delight, Robert Rhyne, Andrea Pinal, Armand Fields, Casch, Xtian, Rachel Arias, Beni Chhun, Jacob Ross
Studio: Fatale Video
Directed by: Edith Edit
Release date: 10/2/2005
Dominatrix Waitrix review summaries:
YogaDame's
It's an indie production, shot in Chicago. The participants are the right type of freaks who appeal to me (I had already encountered a couple of them online before hearing about the movie, in fact). The movie was a labor of love for the creator, who maxed out her credit card to make it. It was a labor of love for the cast, too, who reportedly worked for free. The credits are unusually robust and include a choreographer, several composers, and the longest list of thank yous that I've seen. The script is surreal and cerebral enough to reference both Busby Berkeley's "We're in the Money" and Leopold von Sacher Masoch's Venus in Furs. Clearly, this is not cookie cutter porn. [read the full review]
review from 12/30/2008:
It's an indie production, shot in Chicago. The participants are the right type of freaks who appeal to me (I had already encountered a couple of them online before hearing about the movie, in fact). The movie was a labor of love for the creator, who maxed out her credit card to make it. It was a labor of love for the cast, too, who reportedly worked for free. The credits are unusually robust and include a choreographer, several composers, and the longest list of thank yous that I've seen. The script is surreal and cerebral enough to reference both Busby Berkeley's "We're in the Money" and Leopold von Sacher Masoch's Venus in Furs. Clearly, this is not cookie cutter porn. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Nicole London, Martin, Michele Capozzi, Ava Grace, Colin Matthews, Paris Phillips, Amy J. Rapp
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Candida Royalle
Release date: 9/18/2005
Candida Royalle's: Revelations review summaries:
YogaDame's
Candida Royalle's Revelations Cast: Amy Rapp and Colin Matthews in softcore lead roles; Nicole London, Martin London (aka Anthony Crane), Ava Grace, and Paris Phillips in sex roles; Michele Capozzi and ten extras in non-sex roles. Director: Candida Royalle Production dates: ©1992 (original), 5/26/05 (DVD) Length: 73 min. Extras: Behind-the-scenes documentary (33 min.), director's commentary (26 min.), bonus scene "Taken" (18 min.), bonus scene "By Invitation Only" (16 min.), trailers for 13 Candida Royalle movies, 38 production stills, 24 behind-the-scenes photos, Royalle's biography (3 min.), and a few other promotional materials. False advertising: The box cover describes this movie as "A 35mm Feature Film," which is only partly true. The three main sex scenes were shot on video. The reasons for this mixed format are disclosed in the documentary. The overall audiovisual quality is exceptionally good, so I believe relatively few viewers will take offense at the "cheated" footage. Audiovisual quality: Wow. [read the full review]
review from 1/29/2006:
Candida Royalle's Revelations Cast: Amy Rapp and Colin Matthews in softcore lead roles; Nicole London, Martin London (aka Anthony Crane), Ava Grace, and Paris Phillips in sex roles; Michele Capozzi and ten extras in non-sex roles. Director: Candida Royalle Production dates: ©1992 (original), 5/26/05 (DVD) Length: 73 min. Extras: Behind-the-scenes documentary (33 min.), director's commentary (26 min.), bonus scene "Taken" (18 min.), bonus scene "By Invitation Only" (16 min.), trailers for 13 Candida Royalle movies, 38 production stills, 24 behind-the-scenes photos, Royalle's biography (3 min.), and a few other promotional materials. False advertising: The box cover describes this movie as "A 35mm Feature Film," which is only partly true. The three main sex scenes were shot on video. The reasons for this mixed format are disclosed in the documentary. The overall audiovisual quality is exceptionally good, so I believe relatively few viewers will take offense at the "cheated" footage. Audiovisual quality: Wow. [read the full review]
Playmate Of the Year: Carmella Decesare review summaries:
fu_q's
Sometimes smooth-shaven and sometimes sporting a landing strip, the lovely, slender brunette and 2004 Playboy Playmate of the Year, Carmella DeCesare , puts the goods on full display in her short, softcore, PMOY video, "Playmate of the Year: Carmella DeCesare" (2004). [read the full review]
review from 7/27/2017:
Sometimes smooth-shaven and sometimes sporting a landing strip, the lovely, slender brunette and 2004 Playboy Playmate of the Year, Carmella DeCesare , puts the goods on full display in her short, softcore, PMOY video, "Playmate of the Year: Carmella DeCesare" (2004). [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Gabriella [I] (ambiguous), Nicole, Chrissy Sparks, Laurie Wallace, Elle Williams, Penny Flame, April Hanna, Aubrey Taylor, Skye Ashton, Alex Arden, Tawny Young, Kira Lane, Shae Lynn, George Hobbs, David Horowitz, Nic Brandt
Studio: 3 Vision Entertainment
Directed by: David Horowitz
Release date: 3/21/2005
Topless Academy's Guide To Bartending review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 58 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: David Horowitz Cast: Skye Ashton, Alex Arden, Laurie Wallace, Chrissy Sparks, Elle Williams, April Hanna, Tawny Young, Nicole, Penny Flame, Aubrey Taylor, Gabriella, Kira Lane, Shae Lynn, George Hobbs, David Horowitz, and Nic Brandt The Short Story Initial Expectations: This one sounds fun enough that I just cant resist it! Initial Reaction: Its surprisingly educational as well as a lot of fun. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to learn mixology Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of tease or any sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and nicely balanced without any background noises. The video is nicely lit, but does have a touch of grain. Once of the cameras also pokes into view now and then. Music: Theres a bit of classically styled music which nicely rests in the background throughout the movie. [read the full review]
review from 9/30/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 58 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: David Horowitz Cast: Skye Ashton, Alex Arden, Laurie Wallace, Chrissy Sparks, Elle Williams, April Hanna, Tawny Young, Nicole, Penny Flame, Aubrey Taylor, Gabriella, Kira Lane, Shae Lynn, George Hobbs, David Horowitz, and Nic Brandt The Short Story Initial Expectations: This one sounds fun enough that I just cant resist it! Initial Reaction: Its surprisingly educational as well as a lot of fun. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to learn mixology Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of tease or any sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and nicely balanced without any background noises. The video is nicely lit, but does have a touch of grain. Once of the cameras also pokes into view now and then. Music: Theres a bit of classically styled music which nicely rests in the background throughout the movie. [read the full review]
Close-Ups review summaries:
MURASAME's
CLOSE-UPS Read astroknight's review first for the details Andrew Blake's "Close-ups" is by far my favorite adult movie I've watched all year In recent months I've been finding gonzo porn boring to the point of tears. There's just nothing new under the sky, no ounce of originality. When I do watch gonzo I often find myself fast-forwarding through most of it- skipping to the anal, skipping to the anal doggy, the anal reverse cowgirl... to the pop-shot.... I'm constantly searching for anything even remotely different, to no avail. It's counter-intuitive that I would find respite from this jaded existence of loophole porn and masturbation in something so softcore. For someone who's always skipping to the anal parts of a movie, I was surprised I could like something that's almost entirely devoid of anal action. [read the full review]
review from 8/11/2006:
CLOSE-UPS Read astroknight's review first for the details Andrew Blake's "Close-ups" is by far my favorite adult movie I've watched all year In recent months I've been finding gonzo porn boring to the point of tears. There's just nothing new under the sky, no ounce of originality. When I do watch gonzo I often find myself fast-forwarding through most of it- skipping to the anal, skipping to the anal doggy, the anal reverse cowgirl... to the pop-shot.... I'm constantly searching for anything even remotely different, to no avail. It's counter-intuitive that I would find respite from this jaded existence of loophole porn and masturbation in something so softcore. For someone who's always skipping to the anal parts of a movie, I was surprised I could like something that's almost entirely devoid of anal action. [read the full review]
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 118 min. Production Date: 7 / 21 / 2004 Director: Andrew Blake Cast: Lorraine (aka Tall Goddess), Ginger Jolie, Charlie Laine, Jacqueline, Nicole Loren, Paola Rey, Jean Val Jean, The Short Story Initial Expectations: Blake can do some very hot stuff, but theres times he just gets a little too artistic or soft for me. Having Lorraine in this one tips me over to the more hopeful side for this one. Initial Reaction: Its pretty hot and has all the style one would expect from Andrew Blake. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting style over substance Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos more interested in how dirty sex can be than how beautiful women can be or who wants plenty of boy - girl sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Andrew Blake, the technical aspects are fantastic. Theres no audio other than the music, which normally annoys me, but with Blakes style it doesnt work too bad for me. The video is near flawless. [read the full review]
review from 3/21/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 118 min. Production Date: 7 / 21 / 2004 Director: Andrew Blake Cast: Lorraine (aka Tall Goddess), Ginger Jolie, Charlie Laine, Jacqueline, Nicole Loren, Paola Rey, Jean Val Jean, The Short Story Initial Expectations: Blake can do some very hot stuff, but theres times he just gets a little too artistic or soft for me. Having Lorraine in this one tips me over to the more hopeful side for this one. Initial Reaction: Its pretty hot and has all the style one would expect from Andrew Blake. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting style over substance Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos more interested in how dirty sex can be than how beautiful women can be or who wants plenty of boy - girl sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Andrew Blake, the technical aspects are fantastic. Theres no audio other than the music, which normally annoys me, but with Blakes style it doesnt work too bad for me. The video is near flawless. [read the full review]
Wet (Peach) review summaries:
MASAMUNE's
Next up for review: "Caught Masturbating," from New Machine Director: ? Camera: ? Genre: Softcore Release: 2004 Notes: none W E T Wet babes! How can you go wrong? So this is a softcore movie and I'm not usually prone to watching these... However, I recognized several of the centerfolds on the cast list and was eager to see them in this so-called 'liquid fantasy.' Every so often I just need a break from the hardcore sex I've become so deeply accustomed to; this looked like the perfect diversion. There's 9 scenes and a Bonus Scene, each several minutes long. There's nothing naughty here- no sex, not even any masturbation. The girls just bring themselves and what you see is what you get. [read the full review]
review from 8/23/2005:
Next up for review: "Caught Masturbating," from New Machine Director: ? Camera: ? Genre: Softcore Release: 2004 Notes: none W E T Wet babes! How can you go wrong? So this is a softcore movie and I'm not usually prone to watching these... However, I recognized several of the centerfolds on the cast list and was eager to see them in this so-called 'liquid fantasy.' Every so often I just need a break from the hardcore sex I've become so deeply accustomed to; this looked like the perfect diversion. There's 9 scenes and a Bonus Scene, each several minutes long. There's nothing naughty here- no sex, not even any masturbation. The girls just bring themselves and what you see is what you get. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Crissy Moran, Nikki Loren, Kenna Tyler
Studio: MacDaddy
Release date: 9/25/2004
First Time Kenna review summaries:
Endorphin's
Starring: Kenna Tyler, Crissy Moran, Nikki Loren, Samantha Bamma, Tessa Wilms, Nikita Lea, Pros: sensuous kissing and touching, erotic, girls range from good looking to gorgeous, well shot, decent music Cons: deceptive advertising, no sex beyond petting and kissing and none of it down there, not quite certain on chick ID, some of Kenna's comments Features: Well, it does come with a case to hold the DVD in. Does that count? OH! And it has an INTERACTIVE video menu. (It puts me in control of what I want to see.) Why I have it: I don't think I ever picked up a MacDaddy title before and I wanted to give it a try. I like soft core, but I also buy new titles in hopes of a hardcore surprise (it does happen) and/or some female masturbation where the pink is not shown but seemingly raw facial expressions are. I got no such luck. Overall: Kenna is on a quest to interview potential candidates for her first girl-girl scene. [read the full review]
review from 6/3/2005:
Starring: Kenna Tyler, Crissy Moran, Nikki Loren, Samantha Bamma, Tessa Wilms, Nikita Lea, Pros: sensuous kissing and touching, erotic, girls range from good looking to gorgeous, well shot, decent music Cons: deceptive advertising, no sex beyond petting and kissing and none of it down there, not quite certain on chick ID, some of Kenna's comments Features: Well, it does come with a case to hold the DVD in. Does that count? OH! And it has an INTERACTIVE video menu. (It puts me in control of what I want to see.) Why I have it: I don't think I ever picked up a MacDaddy title before and I wanted to give it a try. I like soft core, but I also buy new titles in hopes of a hardcore surprise (it does happen) and/or some female masturbation where the pink is not shown but seemingly raw facial expressions are. I got no such luck. Overall: Kenna is on a quest to interview potential candidates for her first girl-girl scene. [read the full review]
Dream Girls: Nudes a Poppin' 2004 review summaries:
fu_q's
It's one sexy stripper after another at Indiana's Ponderosa Sun Club, as an assortment of cuties and cougars from clubs across the country gather together for a tits-out, pussy-pouting, sexual spectacle of the first order. Such is the case in "Nudes A Poppin' 2004", an overall-good release from Dream Girls. [read the full review]
review from 9/12/2017:
It's one sexy stripper after another at Indiana's Ponderosa Sun Club, as an assortment of cuties and cougars from clubs across the country gather together for a tits-out, pussy-pouting, sexual spectacle of the first order. Such is the case in "Nudes A Poppin' 2004", an overall-good release from Dream Girls. [read the full review]
Girls Gone Wild: Craziest Frat Parties review summaries:
The Captain's
Reviewed by The Captain Title: Girls Gone Wild: Two Volume Set (Craziest Frat Parties & Wet T-Shirt Strip Off) Studio: Girls Gone Wild Category: Amateur Runtime: 59:48 (28:44 and 31:04) Extras: None (except for standard, title and chapter selection) The Captain's Avg. Boner Rating: 7/10 (5.75/10 and 8/10) Video Details: 2 videos on one disc. Each one is shorter than the average GGW title. You can choose from either title at startup. Each title also has 4 chapters. Each title will be reviewed separately. Pretty much girls flashing and guys yelling woooo. More details for each video below. Craziest Frat Parties: Run time 28:44 / The Captains Avg. Boner Rating: 5.75/10 Chapter 1: Mostly just 4 or 5 girls flashing their breasts, and dancing. [read the full review]
review from 1/9/2006:
Reviewed by The Captain Title: Girls Gone Wild: Two Volume Set (Craziest Frat Parties & Wet T-Shirt Strip Off) Studio: Girls Gone Wild Category: Amateur Runtime: 59:48 (28:44 and 31:04) Extras: None (except for standard, title and chapter selection) The Captain's Avg. Boner Rating: 7/10 (5.75/10 and 8/10) Video Details: 2 videos on one disc. Each one is shorter than the average GGW title. You can choose from either title at startup. Each title also has 4 chapters. Each title will be reviewed separately. Pretty much girls flashing and guys yelling woooo. More details for each video below. Craziest Frat Parties: Run time 28:44 / The Captains Avg. Boner Rating: 5.75/10 Chapter 1: Mostly just 4 or 5 girls flashing their breasts, and dancing. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Holmes, William Margold, Mike Ranger, Robert Bullock, Maria Tortuga, David Pinney, Pat Manning, Uschi Digard, Sandy Pinney, Leslie Bovée, Heather Leigh, Tracy Fonte, Con Covert, Lesllie Bovee, Margaret Monroe, Elmer Pasta, Irene Best, Lee J. O'Donnell, Ingrid Irvin, Jan Claude, Bert Davis, Susan Wong, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Asterix
Directed by: Stephen Gibson
Release date: 9/1/2004
Blonde Emmanuelle review summaries:
Flash's
Blonde Emmanuelle is an amusing adult take on Casablanca. While Asterix has included the 3D version of the film, the hardcore and R-rated versions are sadly missing. With the hardcore sex scenes missing it becomes a little more obvious how the plot was designed to go from sex scene to sex scene but the thin plot is still fun, the film features a great cast, and the humor still works. Asterix has done a disappointing job with the release with problems with the transfer, only a few truly good extras, and the lack of versions present on the release. Director Stephen Gibson said that there is a 3D Blu-ray coming for the title so it is recommended that you not seek out the old Asterix DVD and wait for the Blu-ray. [read the full review]
review from 3/17/2016:
Blonde Emmanuelle is an amusing adult take on Casablanca. While Asterix has included the 3D version of the film, the hardcore and R-rated versions are sadly missing. With the hardcore sex scenes missing it becomes a little more obvious how the plot was designed to go from sex scene to sex scene but the thin plot is still fun, the film features a great cast, and the humor still works. Asterix has done a disappointing job with the release with problems with the transfer, only a few truly good extras, and the lack of versions present on the release. Director Stephen Gibson said that there is a 3D Blu-ray coming for the title so it is recommended that you not seek out the old Asterix DVD and wait for the Blu-ray. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ginger Lynn, Julia Ann, Brad Armstrong, Kitty, Rayveness, Layla Jade, jessica drake, Alana Evans, Gauge, Katie Morgan, Carmen Luvana, Brittney Skye, Aria, Ashley Long, Avy Scott, Gen Padova, Olivia O'Lovely, Victoria Givens, Renee Pornero, Selena Silver, Kaylani Lei, Daisy Marie, Cytherea, Ariana Jollee, Chrissy Taylor, Sativa Rose, Kira Eggers, Victoria Sin, Ashley Haze, Tiana Lynn, Tyla Wynn, Anita Blue, Wankus, Nicki Hunter, Tee Reel, Katja Kassin
Studio: Adult DVD Empire
Release date: 8/28/2004
KSEX Games 1 review summaries:
Luke Mason's
The ksex games was a grate dvd I got it free at AEE 05 from wankus it was Grate for what it was - it's a Olympic Style Competition with Nude Chicks . But it don't stop there Exp. With the Bitch Fight's 2 in particular stud out Alana Evans and Kaylani Lei where Alana Proceeds to Kick some Major Ass the other is with Gauge and Olivia O'Lovely where I thought at one point Gauge acutely killed her haha Quasarman and Ginger Lynn and Katie Morgan were commentators and damn good ones at that and funny as a crutch you will enjoy there banter as much as I did . Wankus tried to be a fare ref. during the games. [read the full review]
review from 9/13/2005:
The ksex games was a grate dvd I got it free at AEE 05 from wankus it was Grate for what it was - it's a Olympic Style Competition with Nude Chicks . But it don't stop there Exp. With the Bitch Fight's 2 in particular stud out Alana Evans and Kaylani Lei where Alana Proceeds to Kick some Major Ass the other is with Gauge and Olivia O'Lovely where I thought at one point Gauge acutely killed her haha Quasarman and Ginger Lynn and Katie Morgan were commentators and damn good ones at that and funny as a crutch you will enjoy there banter as much as I did . Wankus tried to be a fare ref. during the games. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mike Horner, Miko Lee, Dale Dabone, Noname Jane, Voodoo, Aurora Snow, Nicole Sheridan, Stevie, Herschel Savage, Tawny Roberts
Studio: Image
Directed by: Jay Jeff
Release date: 8/7/2004
Ultimate Fear of Speed, The review summaries:
Flash's
The Ultimate Fear of Speed is a fun movie for those who like cheesy adult comedies, but I can't see why you would want to pick up this version since so much has been removed from it. If you enjoy softcore movies I'd suggest trying the version titled The Fear of Speed released by A55 Films. If softcore movies don't wet your whistle and you like plot-based adult movies I'd definitely recommend trying the hardcore version Tachophobia when it gets released if it is presented as it is in The Ultimate Fear of Speed with hardcore sex scenes it will end up right up there with other recent adult movies such as Rush and Hercules. [read the full review]
review from 8/6/2004:
The Ultimate Fear of Speed is a fun movie for those who like cheesy adult comedies, but I can't see why you would want to pick up this version since so much has been removed from it. If you enjoy softcore movies I'd suggest trying the version titled The Fear of Speed released by A55 Films. If softcore movies don't wet your whistle and you like plot-based adult movies I'd definitely recommend trying the hardcore version Tachophobia when it gets released if it is presented as it is in The Ultimate Fear of Speed with hardcore sex scenes it will end up right up there with other recent adult movies such as Rush and Hercules. [read the full review]
Armed and Dangerous review summaries:
Endorphin's
Starring: Tylene Buck! (formerly Major Gunz of WCW), Rachel Elizabeth, Frankie D, Lolana, Lonnie, Alexis Amore Pros: Hot naked chicks and guns! Love of the 1st and 2nd Amendments, Major Gunz naked! (The name might have refered to her BOOBIES!!!, but that ass is even more spectacular!), BOOBIES bouncing from recoil, BOOBIES bouncing from recoil in slow motion, Major Gunz in handcuffs, the mere pleasure of thinking Im all for all kinds of porn, but doesnt this send the wrong message? Couldnt the girls just participate in a gang bang or some kind of simulated rape?, one girl doesnt use a gun Cons: Osama should never have it so good, behind the scenes glitched unbearably (might be a care issue), chick confusion Sorta Con: No gun safety advice? Where was the disclaimer: Warning! Do not rub a gun up against your naked body before first double checking that the gun is not loaded. Treat guns with respect. But, then again, how often does porn offer disclaimers? Note: I am a bit confused who some of the chicks are and I am tired of trying to sort it out. [read the full review]
review from 3/3/2007:
Starring: Tylene Buck! (formerly Major Gunz of WCW), Rachel Elizabeth, Frankie D, Lolana, Lonnie, Alexis Amore Pros: Hot naked chicks and guns! Love of the 1st and 2nd Amendments, Major Gunz naked! (The name might have refered to her BOOBIES!!!, but that ass is even more spectacular!), BOOBIES bouncing from recoil, BOOBIES bouncing from recoil in slow motion, Major Gunz in handcuffs, the mere pleasure of thinking Im all for all kinds of porn, but doesnt this send the wrong message? Couldnt the girls just participate in a gang bang or some kind of simulated rape?, one girl doesnt use a gun Cons: Osama should never have it so good, behind the scenes glitched unbearably (might be a care issue), chick confusion Sorta Con: No gun safety advice? Where was the disclaimer: Warning! Do not rub a gun up against your naked body before first double checking that the gun is not loaded. Treat guns with respect. But, then again, how often does porn offer disclaimers? Note: I am a bit confused who some of the chicks are and I am tired of trying to sort it out. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Henrietta Holm, Frank Micelli, Janet Banzet, Jodi Van Prang, Nicholas Warren, Barbara Strom
Studio: Arrow Productions
Directed by: Morton Lewis
Release date: 7/5/2004
Italian Stallion (Arrow) review summaries:
Flash's
The infamous porn film that Sylvester Stallone starred in makes for great modern mythology and rumors but makes for horrible viewing. The film is an incoherent mess and is almost impossible to sit through. Arrow's presentation of the film is as bad is the film itself. [read the full review]
review from 7/9/2014:
The infamous porn film that Sylvester Stallone starred in makes for great modern mythology and rumors but makes for horrible viewing. The film is an incoherent mess and is almost impossible to sit through. Arrow's presentation of the film is as bad is the film itself. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, T.T. Boy, Jules Jordan, Ginger Lynn, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tony Tedeschi, Randy Spears, Skye Blue [II] (90s-10s), Nakita Kash, Ron Jeremy, Lexington Steele, Nina Hartley, Houston, Jenna Jameson, Amber Michaels, Chi Chi LaRue, Jessica Darlin, Layla Jade, jessica drake, Voodoo, Belladonna, Aurora Snow, Anais, Nicole Sheridan, Larry Flynt, Nikita Denise, Joey Ray, Cherry Rain, Nick Manning, August, Jenna Haze, Tawny Roberts, Michael Stefano, Aria, Ashley Long, Ashley Blue, Mary Carey, Felix Vicious, Rachel Rotten, Mercedez, Kurt Lockwood, Tanya James, Kaylani Lei, Roxy Jezel, Serena South, Nautica Thorn, Jayna Woods, Stormy Daniels, Delorian, Brittany Skye, Jim Norton, Lil' Jon, Krystal Steel, Savannah Sampson, September
Studio: LFP Video
Release date: 6/22/2004
2004 AVN Awards, The (1-Disc Softcore Edition) review summaries:
Valjean's
2004 AVN Awards Hustler Video Okay, here goes . . . . . . First of all, please disregard some of the ratings I have given if they are not applicable. There is no sex on this DVD. I have always been curious about these award shows. Ive always wanted to know what they were like, see who was there, and catch some of my favorite stars. Well, my curiosity has now been satisfied. It wasnt as enjoyable as I thought it would be. It begins as loads of scantily dressed female stars and beefcake male stars, prancing around hoping for their moment in the sun, arrive and were treated to a red carpet opening interview montage with Chi Chi Larue. Stormy is the first, and she just seems glad to be there. One notable quote from this part is from Layla Jade: Fuck my ass and eat my cunt and call me a naughty little bitch . . . . thats all Im here to say . . . . . The interviews go on for a while with Chi Chi making a small dick joke about some guy, and there are many shots of various stars arriving. [read the full review]
review from 6/27/2005:
2004 AVN Awards Hustler Video Okay, here goes . . . . . . First of all, please disregard some of the ratings I have given if they are not applicable. There is no sex on this DVD. I have always been curious about these award shows. Ive always wanted to know what they were like, see who was there, and catch some of my favorite stars. Well, my curiosity has now been satisfied. It wasnt as enjoyable as I thought it would be. It begins as loads of scantily dressed female stars and beefcake male stars, prancing around hoping for their moment in the sun, arrive and were treated to a red carpet opening interview montage with Chi Chi Larue. Stormy is the first, and she just seems glad to be there. One notable quote from this part is from Layla Jade: Fuck my ass and eat my cunt and call me a naughty little bitch . . . . thats all Im here to say . . . . . The interviews go on for a while with Chi Chi making a small dick joke about some guy, and there are many shots of various stars arriving. [read the full review]
Girls Night In (Peach) review summaries:
Aaryanna's
Teaching young girls to enjoy the beauty of other women! For those of you who know me, you probably wont be surprised to learn that I began to watch porn at a fairly early age! My folks were pretty open about sex in general, and it wasnt too long after I became aware that I began to sneak some peeks of my fathers videos and magazines. Luckily, my dad had pretty good taste. And the movies he liked werent that explicit! As far as I could tell, boys seemed to like porn almost immediately upon seeing it (or thats at least what they claimed). Girls, on the other hand, took a little longer to warm to it. [read the full review]
review from 5/23/2004:
Teaching young girls to enjoy the beauty of other women! For those of you who know me, you probably wont be surprised to learn that I began to watch porn at a fairly early age! My folks were pretty open about sex in general, and it wasnt too long after I became aware that I began to sneak some peeks of my fathers videos and magazines. Luckily, my dad had pretty good taste. And the movies he liked werent that explicit! As far as I could tell, boys seemed to like porn almost immediately upon seeing it (or thats at least what they claimed). Girls, on the other hand, took a little longer to warm to it. [read the full review]
Hotel Decadence review summaries:
Domina (SGPC)'s
Hotel Decadence (2004) USA Review by Domina Brought to you by Bleu Review & from the gals at Studio: Peach Category: Softcore Starring: Felicia Tang, Jamie Lynn, Jesse Capelli, Crissy Moran, Breanne, Alexa Rae, Lonnie, Erika Jordan "Sign in, please, if you dare."--from the synopsis. This film is actually an interactive DVD and it is fabulous! Voted by AVN as the Best Interactive DVD and Best Alternative Release, it is designed to work like a haunted hotel that you enter, which you are then able to navigate your way from floor to floor, down dark and forbidden hallways to snoop out some private encounters in the hotel rooms above. Before you start your journey you are met in the hotel lobby by a ghoulish Vincent Price-like bell-hop who warns you not to go looking where you are not invited, for "you may venture anywhere you like... but beware for every once-in-a-lifetime erotic thrill you experience here, you must also watch out for some of our less hospitable dwellers..." Right away the DVD creates an ominous and suspenseful atmosphere that puts you on edge. [read the full review]
review from 5/17/2005:
Hotel Decadence (2004) USA Review by Domina Brought to you by Bleu Review & from the gals at Studio: Peach Category: Softcore Starring: Felicia Tang, Jamie Lynn, Jesse Capelli, Crissy Moran, Breanne, Alexa Rae, Lonnie, Erika Jordan "Sign in, please, if you dare."--from the synopsis. This film is actually an interactive DVD and it is fabulous! Voted by AVN as the Best Interactive DVD and Best Alternative Release, it is designed to work like a haunted hotel that you enter, which you are then able to navigate your way from floor to floor, down dark and forbidden hallways to snoop out some private encounters in the hotel rooms above. Before you start your journey you are met in the hotel lobby by a ghoulish Vincent Price-like bell-hop who warns you not to go looking where you are not invited, for "you may venture anywhere you like... but beware for every once-in-a-lifetime erotic thrill you experience here, you must also watch out for some of our less hospitable dwellers..." Right away the DVD creates an ominous and suspenseful atmosphere that puts you on edge. [read the full review]
