Armed and Dangerous Review

Reviewed by Endorphin  on  3/3/2007

Starring: Tylene Buck! (formerly Major Gunz of WCW), Rachel Elizabeth, Frankie D, Lolana, Lonnie, Alexis Amore

Pros: Hot naked chicks and guns! Love of the 1st and 2nd Amendments, Major Gunz naked! (The name might have refered to her BOOBIES!!!, but that ass is even more spectacular!), BOOBIES bouncing from recoil, BOOBIES bouncing from recoil in slow motion, Major Gunz in handcuffs, the mere pleasure of thinking “I’m all for all kinds of porn, but doesn’t this send the wrong message? Couldn’t the girls just participate in a gang bang or some kind of simulated rape?”, one girl doesn’t use a gun

Cons: Osama should never have it so good, behind the scenes glitched unbearably (might be a care issue), chick confusion

Sorta Con: No gun safety advice? Where was the disclaimer: “Warning! Do not rub a gun up against your naked body before first double checking that the gun is not loaded. Treat guns with respect.” But, then again, how often does porn offer disclaimers?

Note: I am a bit confused who some of the chicks are and I am tired of trying to sort it out. 6 girls are listed in CREDITS. 5 of the same names are at the range, but Alexis at the range is not in the feature and the blonde at the range is not the same as the blond in the feature. Forgive me if I mess up on names. (Poor identification by the producer makes reviewing more difficult.)

Feature: All scene, except the one specified, include use of various guns as phallic devices!

Scene: Rachel and Hot Blond pose as army soldiers (I like the new uniform design) hunt down and capture Osama. Then they torture him by tying him up, stomping on his feet, stripping naked in front of him, then finally blowing smoke in his face? (Actually, most of the nudity is solo with no Osama in the background.)

Scene: Major Gunz and Rachel ride on Harleys to the shooting range wearing some hot outfits. It is almost sad to see the outfits go…I got over it. Best scene! Both are Chicks are incredibly hot and the guns are used suggestively well.

Scene: Major Gunz and Lolana pull up in a police car (with guns), take off those restrictive uniforms and strip down on the hood of the police car. For the most part, the naked scenes are solo, but there is some interaction early on and later on. Plus we get to see Major Gunz in cuffs.

Scene: Lonnie dawns a patriotic bikini, but no guns, poolside, then she strips and wiggles around her hot body.

At the Range: I am counting this as an extra and it really gives this DVD the extra kick for the gun nut . Posing with hot steel is all well and good, but can the girls handle the real thing. Tylene, Rachel, Lolana, Alexis, and Frankie all fire off loaded weapons in the traditional various stages of dress (clothed, topless, nude). Seeing the naked flesh of these girls alone is definitely appealing, but you also get the nice jiggle of BOOBIES from the recoil (then, at times in slow motion), and the homourous flinches. Major Gunz and Rachel are also shown from the backside at times so that you can see whether or not they can hit the target…oh..and how there asses jiggle from the recoil.

Bottom Line: Naked chicks and Guns!!!

“I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile
She said get out and spread your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel”—from Sir Psycho Sexy by the Red Hot Chili Peppers

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