Emotions Of Jenna Jameson Review
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Reviewed by dumblonde on 2/1/2003
Female cast: some strippers and a few females who look kinda like Jenna
Audio/Video: I'm not sure how to judge that in this case. Let's just say I didn't notice any problems except for too much bad porn music.
Extras:
This didn't even have the minimums, forget about extras.
The Movie:
I'm confused. Shouldn't a title like 'The Emotions of Jenna Jameson' at least have Jenna in it, if only for a minute? How about a smiling photo of Jenna? Heck, even an angry Jenna would be nice. Does Jenna even KNOW about this?
I doubt it, but even if she does, there's probably little she can do about Vivid's use of her name to fatten their coffers at the expense of her fans.
I was aware it was softcore, but this has nothing to do with Jenna, even remotely - just a dozen or so clips and footage of Miss Topless Something-or-others or Miss Exotic Dancer finals and various other things. Even judging them on their own merits, there's little to get excited about.
There are no menus, so you will immediately find yourself in an interactive theater lobby, with doorways right and left, and one big curtain of flames. I already felt burned, so I clicked through that one and had my choice of four clips, none of which featured Jenna. To exit, being able to read Japanese would help, though I did manage to navigate my way back into the lobby.
There are four other rooms with two short clips in each. I believe I checked them all, but if I missed something it must be well hidden, or an Easter egg. As badly done and non-intuitive as this is, I doubt it. There ARE a lot of females in this that *sorta* look like her. There's even a couple of Japanese lingerie models with dyed blonde hair. There is a photo of a lovely blonde with her name written in Japanese, but again...it's not Jenna.
The Emotions of Jenna Jameson sells for around $20. and isn't worth half that. This is totally unacceptable. The Emotions of Dumblonde: Ripped off and Pissed off.
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Audio/Video: I'm not sure how to judge that in this case. Let's just say I didn't notice any problems except for too much bad porn music.
Extras:
This didn't even have the minimums, forget about extras.
The Movie:
I'm confused. Shouldn't a title like 'The Emotions of Jenna Jameson' at least have Jenna in it, if only for a minute? How about a smiling photo of Jenna? Heck, even an angry Jenna would be nice. Does Jenna even KNOW about this?
I doubt it, but even if she does, there's probably little she can do about Vivid's use of her name to fatten their coffers at the expense of her fans.
I was aware it was softcore, but this has nothing to do with Jenna, even remotely - just a dozen or so clips and footage of Miss Topless Something-or-others or Miss Exotic Dancer finals and various other things. Even judging them on their own merits, there's little to get excited about.
There are no menus, so you will immediately find yourself in an interactive theater lobby, with doorways right and left, and one big curtain of flames. I already felt burned, so I clicked through that one and had my choice of four clips, none of which featured Jenna. To exit, being able to read Japanese would help, though I did manage to navigate my way back into the lobby.
There are four other rooms with two short clips in each. I believe I checked them all, but if I missed something it must be well hidden, or an Easter egg. As badly done and non-intuitive as this is, I doubt it. There ARE a lot of females in this that *sorta* look like her. There's even a couple of Japanese lingerie models with dyed blonde hair. There is a photo of a lovely blonde with her name written in Japanese, but again...it's not Jenna.
The Emotions of Jenna Jameson sells for around $20. and isn't worth half that. This is totally unacceptable. The Emotions of Dumblonde: Ripped off and Pissed off.
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