Triple Tease Review

Distributor: Classic X Collection Edition Details: Cable Version DVD Movie Specs: Genres: Classic, Softcore, Compilation, Vignette Run Time: 59 minutes Rated: Xnot Release Year: 1988 Director: uncredited Written by: uncredited Cast: Nikki Randall, Ray Wells Release Specs: Audio: English Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono Subtitles: none Video: Full Frame, 1.33:1 Video Format: NTSC Format: DVD Regional Code (for DVD/Blu-ray): 0 (All) Number of discs: 1

Triple Tease is supposedly the cable version of an adult movie. As to whether a hardcore version of this exact title was ever available is unknown. However, Triple Tease appears to be just a compilation of three scenes from other movies. All of the hardcore sex has been edited out from the scenes and almost all of the original dialog has been stripped from the scenes as well, with one possible exception. New monologue has been added to each scene, all from one point of view. The new dialog is not in any way amusing nor does there really appear to be any thought behind it.

The first scene, titled here “The 'Rolls' Affair,” contains footage that was also used in the 1988 compilation Billionaire Girls Club. This is the only segment that might still contain original audio as the audio sound similar to that used in Billionaire Girls Club. However, I can't be certain of that and I am not sure if the footage was created for Billionaire Girls Club to “featurize” that compilation or if it was taken from another title. In this segment, a girl driving her Rolls Royce takes it to the shop to be worked on and ends up having sex with the female mechanic.

The second segment, titled here “The 'Tennis' Ball,” has a guy who brings a girl to the tennis court. He fakes an injury to be able to stop playing tennis and seduce her. The two have sex on the tennis court. The final segment, titled here “Jet Strip Audition,” features a girl, who is fresh from Georgia to Los Angeles, who goes to a strip club to audition for a competition. She has sex with the male owner.

Triple Tease offers nothing of value to viewers, even those who enjoy softcore material. The new monologues that have been switched out from the original scene dialog are poor and mind-numbing. All viewers are likely to be disappointed by this title.

Classic X Collection has done an awful job with this release of Triple Tease. This release contains the cable version only of Triple Tease so there isn't any X-rated footage contained within this release. Triple Tease is presented in the academy aspect ratio of 1.33:1 in 480i. The master used for this release appears to have been a VHS tape making the actual resolution most likely 250i. The video presentation is very low quality with numerous glitches in the video throughout the movie. The Rolls Royce footage is overly red making skin tones pink. There is a point where major glitches cover the screen and the entire picture drops out. The image quality presented on this release is not acceptable.

Triple Tease is presented with an English Dolby Digital 2.0 monaural audio track. The audio track contains a hiss throughout the presentation of the movie. There is a period of the movie where the audio goes completely out and then is replaced with a high pitched whine. The audio does return. The audio presentation on this release is unacceptable.

Classic X Collection hasn't included any extras on this release.

Triple Tease is an incredibly poorly done softcore compilation movie. Three scenes have been taken from other movies, the audio and hardcore footage have been stripped, poor dubbing has been added, and the scenes are being repackaged as a cable version. This release from Classic X Collection is very poor. The audio and video have numerous problems and are of unacceptable quality.

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