Udder Valley Ranch Review

Reviewed by Michael St. David  on  9/20/2003

I recently saw this DVD and at first was really interested after reading about it; "When these hefty honies start masturbating, shaking their...,etc". But the truth slowly reared its ugly head and I was so disappointed to find there is No Masterbation on this DVD, let alone hardly any 'below the waist' nudity.

After first realizing this I went back to the begining to see if I could read more about this release and I came across an interesting fact; this DVD is rated 'R' not 'X' or 'xxx'. That's why there is only 4 older lady scenes where they are dancing around stripping for the camera. They are truly well endowed, (hence the 2 in "Overall Rating").

If you are only interested in big boobed women who just dance in front of the camera only topless then this is the movie for you. For the rest of us i would stay clear of this one unless you can get it for $5.00 or less.

Thanks,
Michael St. David