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Michael St. David has reviewed 2 adult movies .

Michael St. David 's Movie Reviews (2)

Boxcover for Udder Valley Ranch
Udder Valley Ranch

Release date: 2/18/2001
Reviewed on: 9/20/2003

Studio: Big Top



Review brief: I recently saw this DVD and at first was really interested after reading about it; "When these hefty honies start masturbating, shaking their...,etc". But the truth slowly reared its ugly head and I was so disappointed to find there is No Masterbation on this DVD, let alone hardly any 'below the waist' nudity. After first realizing this I went back to the begining to see if I could read more about this release and I came across an interesting fact; this DVD is rated 'R' not 'X' or 'xxx'. That's why there is only 4 older lady scenes where they are dancing around stripping for the camera. They are truly well endowed, (hence the 2 in "Overall Rating"). If you are only interested in big boobed women who just dance in front of the camera only topless then this is the movie for you. For the rest of us i would stay clear of this one unless you can get it for $5.00 or less. Thanks, Michael St.
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Boxcover for Fat Chicks 1 & 2
Fat Chicks 1 & 2

Release date: 8/1/2003
Reviewed on: 9/20/2003

Studio: X-Real



Review brief: This title is misinforming there are only 4 or 5 fat girls on eack disk and the rest are "regular" Fuck scenes. That is why I gave it a 1/2 on "overall Rating". As for the poor video qulity; I had to have the remote in my hand, constantly re-adjusting the color and brightness levels throughout the entire 2 disk set!! And the camera angle totally sucked a lemmon. The camera is constantly in the wrong place for the action involved. My advice is stay clear of this one unless you can get it for $2.00 or less. Thanks, Michael St.
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