Here Comes The Judge Review

I've never seen a Peach DVD before, let's see what they've got to offer.

 The Basics

-Here Comes the Judge
-Genre: Straight, Softcore
- 11 Girls, each does a stage dance and lap dance

Overall Value- $12.00

The Run Down

 The premise is simply that you are the judge of a contest and auditioning the girls of Spearmint Rhino strip clubs. Each girl does her thing on stage for you with full nudity and some softcore touching/caressing but no penetration or fun tricks. After each girls stage dance you get the option of auditioning more girls, having a lap dance, or going to Dasha's office.
 

Note: All ratings are based on a 5 point scale and the link in "looks" is dressed and "dance" is nude so you can pick what you like. ;-)
 

Alexa
Fake boobs, 3 tattoos. Looks 4 , dance 4.

Cory
Fake boobs, she seemed to thin to me, she was all angles. 1 small tattoo. Looks 3 1/2, dance 3 1/2.

Jewel
Fake boobs, and she ventures into a little pussy touching but no penetration or gaping. Looks 3 /12, dance 4.

Kitana
Real boobs (hurray!), 1 tattoo. Looks 4, dance 3 1/2.

Kira
More real boobs! Nicely rounded girl. Looks 4, dance 4.

Mackenzie
Fake boobs, 1 tattoo, belly piercing and she uses the bar! (drool) Looks 4, dance 4 1/2.

Lexy
Fake boobs, no tattoos. Looks 3, dance 3 1/2.

Mason
Fake boobs, no tattoos. Looks 4, dance 4.

Shea Lynn
Fake boobs, no tattoos, belly piercing. Looks 3, dance 3.

Terry
Fake boobs, too big. Older. Seems to have some moves but is too tense, makes her look aggressive and masculine. Looks 2 1/2, dance 3.

Dance with Dasha

On stage-
Fake boobs. Looks 4 1/2, dance 3 1/2

In her office-
In a plastic dress, on her desk. Kinda sexy.

Each stage dance lasted an average of five minutes and lap dances about 2.

      
 What I liked

-Not too many piercings or tattoos. Most the girls had at least one tattoo, but they were not huge or terribly distracting. There were some belly rings and a clit piercing but nothing tasteless.

-The girls were shapely and not anorexic looking. I like to see curves on women (and I really like to see a little flesh on them) and these gals were thin but healthy looking.

-The DVD itself  was a quality production, the multi-angle option was well done, the video was clear and flowed nicely and I enjoyed the soundtracks.

What I didn't like

-I usually try to refrain from picking on individuals as I think it's rude but I have to say, I do not care for Terri Weigel. She needs to smile once in a while, relax a bit and stop trying to be so intense. She moves very stiffly and comes off almost masculine, also I think she's past her prime age for stripping.

-It was fakeboobsville, and some were not so great to look at.

-In any scenes where there was dialogue, the audio was dim and it was hard to make out what was being said.

-It seemed like the girls were dancing without music, there was no rhythm to their dances. Only one girl used the bar (which is so sexy) and they made more eye contact off stage like they were taking directions instead of dancing to "me" the judge.

-The menu to scroll thru the girls there is no way to skip around, to get to the second page you have to scroll thru each girl (with a delay) which is a royal pain in the ass and very annoying.

Menu

• You're the Boss-
  You get to be the Spearmint-Rhino executive. Two girls meet you in your office to join you on your trip in the limo to the club. On the way you get a little preview of what's ahead with some light teasing, and booby shots.
• Play All
• Dance with Dasha-
  You get to choose if you want Dasha to dance on stage for you, or have a private dance in her office.
• Set-up (Multi-angle feature)
• Special Features
  Photo Gallery-
  5 minutes, pan on still photos, erotic but not blatant
  Behind the Scenes-
  5 minutes, some behind the scenes photo shoot stuff, girls snacking between shoots, hair and makeup and a brief interview with Terri Weigel.
  Trailers-
  3 available
  Spearmint-Rhino Locations-
  9 total, 8 in California,  1 in Nevada
  Choose the Winner-
  Click on the girls you liked best. I'm not sure the point of this, as if you don't select the same girls they did you just get a screen telling you so.

My Overall Impression

This was fun for a change of pace, there is something to be said for subtle eroticism once in a while. I certainly think it had potential to be better but if softcore is what you're looking for and you don't mind fake boobs, here's a good option for you. 3 of 5 swollen clits.

Have fun, be safe.
Luna