Hunk O' Rama 2 Review
Vivid
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Reviewed by dumblonde on 10/7/2002
Director: Dyanna Lauren
DOP: 12/17/00
Male cast: Danny, Joey Ray, J.J., Antonio, Don Juan, Ceaser, Lucky
Audio/Video: The video was was grainy, and during the interviews, it pixelated, then froze. I didn't notice any audio problems.
Extras:
Photo stills - a dozen or so, posed in various outfits
Hunk interviews - Steven St. Croix conducts some *fascinating* interviews with the hunks, who all seem to be male strippers.
Condoms: No sex, no need
The Game:
Why didn't anyone wake me for Hunk 'O Rama 1?
From the boxcover, this is appears to be exactly what I've been waiting to see. An interactive game for females, with an assortment of studly, stripping beefsteaks who I'm assuming aren't gay. The boxcover says:
"The bachelorette party sensation!"
"You pick the guy"
"You pick the set"
"They do the rest"
I popped it in my player, anxious to see what Vivid had come up with.
The game is one of those disturbing 'match the body parts correctly' funfests, comprised of three sections, in order: head, chest, and dick. Not as challenging as a chess match, to be sure, but somewhat harder than you'd think.
It wasn't until the third scroll-by of disembodied heads that I recognized my ex-husband's mug in the lineup (and not for the first time, but that's another matter entirely). Crap, what are the odds? Oh well, at least I was able to quickly assemble him in three clicks.
Dear God..
Out struts Joey, wearing nothing but a thong and a smirk. Rewarding me with a little bump and grind, I noticed there were no exit or menu buttons and I had little choice but to lay there and take it when he grabbed my legs, parted them like a wishbone and dry-humped me.
Kinda like our old sexlife, now that I think about it.
After that was over, I recovered sufficiently enough to check out the rest of the disc before calling my therapist.
From the main menu, clicking on Hunks will take you to another menu where you select the Hunk of your choice from a total of six. From there you may choose to see him do a strip tease, or go right to butt nekkid. I just hope you like the sight of men with huge abs and flaccid cocks in thong underwear.
In case you're not all a'quiver, it's not a XXX title, so I suppose it should be judged according to the Mature content label, which I'm assuming precludes erect penises.
It might indeed provide some laughs at bachelorette parties, but other than that heavily liquored up environment its entertainment value drops off sharply.
There is no other interactive product on the market that targets females, so it is a step in the right direction, but if there's a Hunk 'O Rama 3 I wanna see it sportin' wood. And for Christssakes, lose the thongs... please.
Male Cumshots: 0
Female Orgasms: 0
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DOP: 12/17/00
Male cast: Danny, Joey Ray, J.J., Antonio, Don Juan, Ceaser, Lucky
Audio/Video: The video was was grainy, and during the interviews, it pixelated, then froze. I didn't notice any audio problems.
Extras:
Photo stills - a dozen or so, posed in various outfits
Hunk interviews - Steven St. Croix conducts some *fascinating* interviews with the hunks, who all seem to be male strippers.
Condoms: No sex, no need
The Game:
Why didn't anyone wake me for Hunk 'O Rama 1?
From the boxcover, this is appears to be exactly what I've been waiting to see. An interactive game for females, with an assortment of studly, stripping beefsteaks who I'm assuming aren't gay. The boxcover says:
"The bachelorette party sensation!"
"You pick the guy"
"You pick the set"
"They do the rest"
I popped it in my player, anxious to see what Vivid had come up with.
The game is one of those disturbing 'match the body parts correctly' funfests, comprised of three sections, in order: head, chest, and dick. Not as challenging as a chess match, to be sure, but somewhat harder than you'd think.
It wasn't until the third scroll-by of disembodied heads that I recognized my ex-husband's mug in the lineup (and not for the first time, but that's another matter entirely). Crap, what are the odds? Oh well, at least I was able to quickly assemble him in three clicks.
Dear God..
Out struts Joey, wearing nothing but a thong and a smirk. Rewarding me with a little bump and grind, I noticed there were no exit or menu buttons and I had little choice but to lay there and take it when he grabbed my legs, parted them like a wishbone and dry-humped me.
Kinda like our old sexlife, now that I think about it.
After that was over, I recovered sufficiently enough to check out the rest of the disc before calling my therapist.
From the main menu, clicking on Hunks will take you to another menu where you select the Hunk of your choice from a total of six. From there you may choose to see him do a strip tease, or go right to butt nekkid. I just hope you like the sight of men with huge abs and flaccid cocks in thong underwear.
In case you're not all a'quiver, it's not a XXX title, so I suppose it should be judged according to the Mature content label, which I'm assuming precludes erect penises.
It might indeed provide some laughs at bachelorette parties, but other than that heavily liquored up environment its entertainment value drops off sharply.
There is no other interactive product on the market that targets females, so it is a step in the right direction, but if there's a Hunk 'O Rama 3 I wanna see it sportin' wood. And for Christssakes, lose the thongs... please.
Male Cumshots: 0
Female Orgasms: 0
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