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Erotic Bondage
Release date: 10/15/2002
Reviewed on: 8/29/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Tatiana, Frank Zee, Ariel
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ona Zee
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 5 / 10 / 1996 Director: Ona Zee Cast: Ariel Daye, Tatianna, and Frank Zee Initial Expectations: As with most bondage DVDs, Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: With audio I think this would have been a darn good feature! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants bondage action with a softer touch and who doesnt mind not having audio Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hardcore bondage or who wants audio Audio /Video Quality: Although it looks like it should have it, since there is talking in the movie, theres absolutely no audio for the feature. Okay, if you turn up your volume all the way you get a hiss that sounds kind of like what happens after I eat Mexican food, but I dont really consider that audio. The video shows a fair amount of grain, with the picture looking about like a second generation VHS copy. Music: None Menus: The menus do anything but give a good first impression. The main menu is unanimated and there isnt a chapter menu.
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My Naughty Genie
Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/22/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Luna
Studio: SinTec Media
Review brief: Running Time: 18 min. Production Date: 7 / 25 / 2001 Director: None credited for obvious reasons Cast: Ian Daniels and Luna Initial Expectations: SinTec has a reputation for being one of the worst companies out there. I think Im watching this one just out of morbid curiosity of how bad its going to be. Initial Reaction: The interactive portion isnt quite as bad as I expected, but the movie portion sucks. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something that caters to their I Dream of Jeanie fantasy Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done interactive DVD that competes with the well known lines such as Digital Sins My Plaything or Digital Playgrounds Virtual Sex With Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave more than a little to be desired. The audio is normally clear, but the balance and level seems to change with every camera angle or edit. You also get to hear directions from off camera while seeing the stars reactions.
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Sinfully Yours: Brittany
Release date: 8/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/21/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews
Studio: Digital Lust
Review brief: Running Time: 15 min. Production Date: November 1999 Director: None credited Cast: Brittany Andrews and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: Digital Lust brings to mind a few common words such as liars, inept, Clinton (oops, thats a little redundant, isnt it!), and scum. I think I might be peeking through my fingers here to see just how wrong they do Brittany. Initial Reaction: Run away from it like you would if it were Gray Davis wanting to balance your checkbook. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Brittany Andrews and anybody wondering how to not do an interactive DVD Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can Audio /Video Quality: The audio in the scene isnt too bad. It has an okay balance, but you get to hear the stars get directions from the crew and see them react to each other. The audio for the interactive portion sucks, to say the least. The video isnt too bad. Its nicely lit and although it has a little grain, it isnt much worse than VHS.
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Inescapable Desires
Release date: 11/7/2002
Reviewed on: 8/21/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Charlie, Amythiest, Michelle Michaels, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Full Blown Pictures
Directed by: Bill Black
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 60 min. (so with 3 multiple angles theres roughly 180 minutes of content as the cover claims) Production Date: 9 / 10 / 2002 Director: Bill Black Cast: Charlie, Ann Marie, Amythiest, and Michelle Michaels Initial Expectations: I havent heard a single thing about this company, so Im curious going in. Initial Reaction: The sex is hot, but the DVD leaves much to be desired technically. Who Should Watch It : Dedicated fans of Charlie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done interactive DVD Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very nice. Its clear and well balanced, but there are a couple background noises that intrude on the scenes. The video is also well done, although there are quite a few shadows throughout the feature. Theres also some very slight grain, but the picture normally looks very good. The setup for The Gathering on the DVD, however, uses some filters with the video, which seems completely out of place and makes it look very blurry.
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Raw: Behind the Scenes of Nasty Porn
Release date: 1/22/2003
Reviewed on: 8/18/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Misty Rain, Chad Thomas, Brian Surewood, Kylie Ireland, Randy Spears, Taylor St. Clair, Dick Nasty, Silvia Saint, Jay Ashley, Tavalia Griffin, Dillion Day, Illona
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Directed by: Jon Yuma, Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 8 / 2001 Director: Jon Yuma and Nic Cramer Cast: Taylor St. Clair, Kylie Ireland, Silvia Saint, Misty Rain, Tavalia Griffin, Illona, Randy Spears, Jay Ashley, Dillion Day, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, and Chad Thomas Initial Expectations: Jon Yuma and Nic Cramer did some great work in their Ecstasy Girls series. Im hoping for more here! Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a behind the scenes look at highly artistic sex, complete with the same art direction Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something new, with good technical aspects, or with straightforward scenes Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies from scene to scene. Most of it is pretty good, having nice clarity for the dialogue as well as a good balance. The video also varies, but normally sucks. Some of it has such bad pixelation that I wasnt sure if I was watching new porn or if somebody had piped in an Atari game.
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Francesca Le's Cum Swallowing Whores
Release date: 7/8/2003
Reviewed on: 7/16/2003 by dirty_flea
Starring: Rick Masters, Francesca Le, Guy DiSilva, Darren James, Tony Michaels, Mark Wood, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Sabrine Maui, Olivia Saint, Anthony Hardwood, Ashley Blue, Gen Padova, Cindy Crawford, Tyler Durden, Sabrina Snow, Mario Rossi, Honney Bunny
Studio: Le Wood
Directed by: Francesca Le
Review brief: I'm expecting a lot of cum swallowing from this flick and come (cum) away dissapointed. First of all most all the girls avoid eating any cum with the only exception of Francesca herself. You know that this is a bad flick if even Ashley Blue avoid eating/swallowing cum which happens in this flick. I rented because I thought Francesca would be drinking plenty of cum as shown on the back-cover. Was I wrong. She managed to drop/avoid cum but did down some. Second, the total number of cum shots in this flick won't even match just one shot from Peter North on a good day. Each scenes is the basically the same: one girl sucking 3 guys. They cum in a cake, table top, wine glass, or through a funnel. There is no sex scene at all.
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2 Young 4 U
Release date: 4/15/2003
Reviewed on: 7/14/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Jeremy Steele, Brian Surewood, Elizabeth, Katrina, Lexi, Herschel Savage, Mallory, Easton, Lainey, Hamilton Steele
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Jimmy D
Review brief: Smash Pictures presents A Danny Quinn Production A Jimmy D. Wet Dream Starring Mallory, Lainey, Elizabeth, Lexi, and Katrina with Brian Surewood, Herschel Savage, Hamilton Steele, Jeremy Steele, and Easton Shot & Edited, and Directed by Jimmy D. Tight Security opens up with Mallory Marx, and Brian Surewood, walking through a dark lot with both wearing security labeled shirts, while inspecting the area. Mallory notices an open door, so the two of them go and check it out. They walk inside and Brian goes and turns on the lights. Its a movie set, Brian tells her, but not any movie shes seen before, he adds, and she says, like a porn, going on to act like an adolescent, running around and posing in various parts of the set. This good looking brunette has looked better, but the attitude of the scene, really brings down the appeal of her, and the dumbassedness of Brians facial expressions as he watches her.
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Young Pink
Release date: 3/21/2003
Reviewed on: 6/29/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Kitty, Dale Dabone, Joey Ray, Tony Pounds, Mark Ashley, Lexi Mathews, Trevor Zen, Boo Dilicious, Tanya James, Mandy Starr
Studio: Simon Wolf
Directed by: Robert Herrera
Review brief: Simon Wolf Uncensored Starring Mandy [Starr], Boo, Kitty, Lexi [Matthews], and Tanya [James] SCENE ONE : Tanya James, is a pretty hot 19-year-old blonde who opens this scene with a question and answer getting-to-know-you-type segment, showing off her natural tits along the way, with a brief still shoots segment, and then a guy, Tony Pound, enters. The two kiss and feel each other up, helping each other strip, before she starts sucking his cock. The guy returns the favor onto her, with all sex that follows being vaginal, though through a few various positions, and then to end a simple scene, and a below average scene at best, the guy cums on her face and mouth. But directly after the guy cums on her face, she gets asked a few more questions to really put an end this mediocre scene. SCENE TWO : Mandy Starr is a cute brunette, who is sitting on a bed, snacking on something, when a guy asks her about one of her sex experiences, a good one, which surprises her, as she thought that the guy would ask about her statistics.
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White Trash Whore 7
Release date: 2/14/2003
Reviewed on: 6/28/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Chris Cannon, Mark Anthony, Lexington Steele, Riana Star, Tony Eveready, Randi Storm, Devlin Weed, Cuba DeMoan
Studio: JM Productions
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: J.M. Productions Presents Starring Riana Star and Randi Storm with Chris Cannon, Cuba, Mark Anthony, Weed, Dave Hardman, Tony Eveready, Lexington Steele, and Brian Surewood. Produced and Created by Jeff Steward Directed by Jim Powers Dave Hardman, looking very much like white trash, is placing a bet, when a white trash whore, Riana Star, walks out of a rundown building and asks what hes doing. This decent looking and large breasted brunette is wearing a bra and skirt, while waiting for Brian Surewood to give her a ride to work at the titty bar. Brian arrives and Dave leaves to get some more beer, so while hes gone, she gets taken care of, freeing her tits, and then sucks his cock. Dave apparently forgot his wallet so he returns and catches them in the middle of something, so he pulls his flaccid cock out and joins them. Both guys get a go at her hole, with the oral continuing on, and the dping not far off, theres some more anal and vaginal that follows, and the cumshots across her face, and in her mouth end this below average scene.
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Racquel in Paradise
Release date: 6/23/2003
Reviewed on: 6/24/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Trixie Tyler, Racquel Darrian, Jon Dough, Biff Malibu, Buster Cheri, Hot Cinnamon, Rayne Kayne, Tiara West, Derek Lane
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Derek Lane
Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 1991 Director: Derrick Lane and Mickey Ray Cast: Racquel Darrian, Hot Cinnamon, Rayne, Tiara, Trixie Tyler, Derrick Lane, Jon Dough, Buster Cheri, and Biff Malibu Initial Expectations: I think I remember seeing this movie when I was first able to legally watch porn. Its not giving me good expectations. Initial Reaction: Im thrilled that Racquel is in paradise, but I wish she wouldnt have put the rest of us through this living Hell! Who Should Watch It : Prison inmates Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can possibly do something else, like giving Saddam Hussein and his camel a full body sponge bath with their tongue Audio /Video Quality: Almost everything about the technical aspects leaves much to be desired. The audio is poorly balanced, and has a bunch of feedback-like crap that should make your neighbors dogs wince in pain. The video is just as bad, and shows the beaches in the movie what grain really is. If thats not enough, theres plenty of shadows throughout the movie.
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More Dirty Debutantes 225
Release date: 12/24/2002
Reviewed on: 6/23/2003 by Flash
Starring: Ed Powers, Amber Smith, Felix Vicious, Kendra Lynn, Michelle Michaels
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Even if you are a fan of Ed Powers films, you'll probably find that this one is below the quality of the original entries. The sex scenes are all very formulaic and each volume is starting to look the same now, at least in the beginning there was a variance to the films. Fan of Ed Powers or not, I'd pass on this volume and pick up something else unless you are a fan of one of the stars present in it.
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Mario's Raunchy Road Trip 1: Booty Babes
Release date: 3/24/2003
Reviewed on: 6/13/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Vicky, Mario, Beth, Georgette Neale, Ian Tate, Ria Carlisle
Studio: VCA
Review brief: Running Time: 115 min. Production Date: 02 / 2000 Director: Freddy Finger Cast: Super Mario, Dirty Dog, Georgette Neale, Ria Carlisle, Beth, Vicky, and Willster in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: For some reason, this one scares me. I think it might be due to the ego of a guy who puts the word Super in front of his name. Initial Reaction: I guess its not too bad other than Mario makes Ed Powers look humble and charming. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting porn that focuses on egotistical guys Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants porn focusing on women, thats tastefully edited, or thats an anal and D.P. spunkfest Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty normal for gonzo porn. The audio is often a little off balance, and much of the dialogue seemed just muddy enough that when combined with a British accent I couldnt understand it. Theres a fair amount of camera shakes, extreme close-ups, and shots where you cant see any of the real action.
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Gonad the Barbarian
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/26/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Princess Orgasma
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Arthur King
Review brief: Running Time: 57 min. (the cover states 76 min.) Production Date: 1986 Director: Arthur King Cast: Animated Initial Expectations: For some reason, Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its easily the worst DVD Ive ever seen from VCA. Who Should Watch It : The bottom of a glass and prison inmates Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with a choice Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a little lower than Pokemon. The audio is decently balanced, but some of the audio is a little muddy. The video is okay but doesnt have a lot of detail. Music: The music has the same cheesy feel as most porn of the mid-eighties, and is a bit on the loud side. Menus: The menus are extremely basic. You have the choice between watching one or both movies and previews. There isnt any animation in any of the menus, but this was also a very early DVD release.
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Gag Factor 7
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/15/2003 by BIGmike
Studio: JM Productions
Review brief: JM Productions Presents Starring Belle, Tracy Mathis, Jen-X, Randi Storm, Kelly Warner, Kaylynn, Alexia Riley, Barbie Blazer, Ryan Meadows, Ravika, and Bisexual Britni. Produced & Created by Jeff Steward Directed by Jim Powers SCENE ONE : Kelly Warner, a good-looking girl, opens up this scene lying back on the drool stool, with her head back, and not saying a thing. A cock enters the screen and goes right into her open and waiting mouth, and the throat fucking begins. The guy plunges in and out of her throat, causing lots of drool to run down her face. And after a good throat fucking, the guy launches his load down her throat while still in her mouth, to end an unusually hot scene. SCENE TWO : Kaylynn, looking pretty cute, storms into an office, acting like a prima donna, saying that she wont do what they want her to do, and throws a little temper tantrum before showing a guy what it is that they want her to do. She tricks herself into getting onto the drool stool and soon has a cock down her throat.
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Sodomania 37
Release date: 3/27/2002
Reviewed on: 5/12/2003 by Adlion944
Starring: Mark Davis, Daisy Chain, Kristina, Marcella, Carmen, Boby, Max, Kevin Long, Mary, Sabina, Franco Roccaforte, Johnny Slovak, Toni Ribas, George Uhl, Krystal de Boor
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: This won't be a full review, just a warning to Veronica Vanoza fans who buy this DVD based on her very prominent position on the cover. Remember when Star Wars - Episode One hit theaters? Remember how big all the merchandising was for Darth Maul? His face was huge on the movie posters. Action figures, comic books, books, etc. The marketing people knew Darth Maul was cool. Too bad George Lucas didn't. Darth Maul had about 4 minutes of screen time. Patrick Collins duplicated the same effect with Veronica Vanoza. Despite plastering her face all over the DVD box, the DVD itself, the DVD menu, the opening credits - she has a 5 minute shower tease, gives a 30 second blow job and gets fucked missionary for 1 minute with a tit cumshot. That's the extent of her appearance. In the credits, it shows her fucking reverse cowgirl. This footage ain't in the actual scene. The back cover of the DVD shows a similar reverse cowgirl photo. Not in the movie. This is bullshit stuff and I want my money back. By the way, the rest of the movie is horrible, too.
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Snatch Adams (Metro)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/9/2003 by Rieekan
Starring: Jasmin St. Claire, Kaitlyn Ashley, Nikki Sinn, Stacy Valentine, Valeria, Zina Dean, Kirsty Waay
Studio: Metro
Review brief: DIRECTOR: Various (1994-1996). DURATION: ~147 minutes. STARRING: Jasmin St. Claire, Kaitlyn Ashley, Kirsty Waay, Nikki Sinn, Stacy Valentine, Valeria & Zing Dean, with Chuck Martino, Frank Towers, Steve Hatcher & T.T. Boy. (Performer ID may be inaccurate as there were no credits.) I got Prime Cuts Presents: Snatch Adams free from a retailer and if I could I would give it back. This cheap and nasty compilation was released in 1999 by Metro and features scenes from the mid 90s. Bad ones, if you hadnt guessed by the title. Scene 1). T.T. Boy with a big-nosed, small-breasted brunette, who kept her eyes closed for most of the scene (sensible choice). The sex was incredibly boring and featured more robotic pumping than ... well, something that has a lot of robotic pumping. Scene 2). The lovely Stacy Valentine (pre-implant) with a very ugly guy. Although I like Stacy a lot, the sex was bad, the filming worse, and the guy was frightfully ugly. Scene 3). Steve Hatcher with an unattractive brunette (with a large tattoo on her left tit).
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Tight Slut Club
Release date: 5/19/2001
Reviewed on: 4/14/2003 by the gynecologist
Studio: Cream
Review brief: If you want an example of how grainy and crappy porn used to look, then by all means pick this up. Those currently spoiled on high quality gonzo from companies such as Red Light and Evil Angel probably shouldn't watch this. I happened to receive this DVD for free and would not say it's worth 1 cent if you happen to pay for it. The first scene starts out with the ever-cliched "pizza delivery guy" bringing a blonde bimbo a pizza (I don't recognize her, it probably doesn't matter anyway.) She then asks him to apply oil to her body. Claiming he has to get back to work, but then agreeing, he fingers her ass and pussy. She gives him a BJ, and then he proceeds to fuck her d-style. This ends quickly and next we see her in mish ass-fucking. At first only the tip of the cock fits in her ass, then after a position change, her rectum accommadates the full length of the cock. Next is reverse cowgirl anal, and the blonde's marvelous silicone boobs bounce quite nicely. He then sprinkles her face with cum.
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Best of Pacific Northwest Voyeur, The
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 4/9/2003 by YogaGrrl
Starring: Angelica Sin, Jasmine, Jennifer, Autumn, Kat, Arial, Misery, Akane, Charis
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Cast: Angelica Sin, Akane, Arial, Autumn, Charis, Jennifer, Jasmine, Kat and Misery. Director: Sean Brookland Production dates: 20012002 Length: 62 min. Extras: None. Audio/visual quality: The main location (reused for seven scenes) is a clean but characterless bedroom with an attached bath. The other two locations are similar and appear to be hotel rooms. The camerawork is acceptable, with reasonably good handheld technique. There are sporadic soft focus shifts. The scenes are overlit, and no serious attempt has been made to disguise the light stands or electrical cords in the bedroom. The audio is horrendous. The music consists of the same lite jazz/rock that you might hear when the operator puts you on hold, and it becomes increasingly grating as the movie progresses (especially since it infrequently matches the mood of the scenes). Shower sounds are apparently looped along with at least one direction ("Go ahead and rinse yourself off" can be heard six times in the third scene). Blunders and bugs: The box cover neglects to include Akane in the cast list.
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Casting Couch 6 (Brookland Bros)
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Elizabeth, Lisa, Chase, CeeCee
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: CeeCee, Lisa, Chase, Elizabeth, and a few guys Initial Expectations: So far everything Ive seen from the Brookland Brothers has disappointed me. Im not expecting anything different here. Initial Reaction: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Who Should Watch It : Amateur porn fans without much money who like older women Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants full sex scenes or decent technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio basically sucks. No, its often clear, but its rare for the audio to be from the actual scenes in the movie. You rarely hear the girl in the solo scenes, and even the vibrator noises are obviously dubbed there. Unfortunately, when theres real audio theres nothing edited out so you hear things like the cameraman asking the performers to look at them before you see a flash of the still camera and the crew talking between each other. The video, however, is surprisingly good even when one doesnt consider how horribly done the audio is.
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Best of Pacific Northwest Panty Peeks, The
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/7/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Jennifer, Sante Fe, Kat, Misery, Akane, Charis, Secily
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 40 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Sante Fe, Akane, Charis, Jennifer, Kat, Misery, and Secily Initial Expectations: Ive never heard of this studio, so Im going in with an open mind. Initial Reaction: Theres some decent care to the feature, but its not my thing and almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to watch mostly dressed women only Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants nudity or real audio Audio /Video Quality: Theres no audio outside of the music, which disappointed me. The video is surprisingly clear right out to the edge of the screen and well lit. Theres a little pixelation, but not much. Music: The music reminded me of things like elevators and the dentist office. Disc Problems / Complaints: Theres no time stamp here, which always ticks me off. I like to be able to jump around in movies, as well as knowing things like how long the movie is and how much is left. Without the time stamp, Im left in the dark.
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Country Time, Country Fine
Release date: 3/8/2003
Reviewed on: 3/7/2003 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Daddy Oohhh
Review brief: After spending a great part of my life in big cities and then returning to the country, I discovered just how slowly things move in the country. The speed limit may be 55, but the locals poke along at 35; cashiers in checkout lanes hold long conversations with the patrons. So I suppose the slow leisurely pace of COUNTRY TIME, COUNTRY FINE is appropriate, but it doesnt make for stimulating viewing. There are only three persons in the cast. Jeff Baron, a gorgeous hunk of man with graying hair, black eyebrows, a small goatee, a light dusting of hair on a perfect chest, a pierced ear, nipple, and navel; and a brown-skinned cock. The type of daddy twinks would die for. Then we have Brett Collins, who has appeared in films from major studios such as ORAL EXAM and PLEDGES. Finally, we have Cody Scott whose somewhat emaciated face seems rather at odds on a fleshy body. When we join these three they are playing the local game of Seattleopoly. They play it for ten frigging minutes before there is any horseplay.
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Come Play With Me (Knob Ryder)
Release date: 3/1/2003
Reviewed on: 2/28/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Knob Ryder
Review brief: Production Date: 7 / 22 / 2002 Director: Father John Cast: Lezley Zen and Alana Evans Initial Expectations: Knob Ryder has been showing some improvement lately. Although I have some hope for a decent feature here, its not a lot. Initial Reaction: Its the interactive DVD equivalent of slamming your dick in the screen door. Who Should Watch It : Insomniacs and anybody whos a fan of Lezley Zen and Alana Evans and are working on somebody elses money Who Should Avoid It: Fans of virtual sex and interactive DVDs Audio /Video Quality: The audio is surprisingly clear and well balanced for the most part. There isnt any dubbing or background noises, as long as you dont consider things like ringing phones background noises. The video is much the same way. Theres a little bit of grain, and a couple bits with a little pixelation, but most of it is very good and nicely lit. Music: None for Lezley. Guitar elevator music and cheesy dance music for Alanas strip and tease.
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Strutters
Release date: 5/6/2002
Reviewed on: 2/23/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Ruby, Chloe, Ariana, Shay, Ashley Renee [I] (classic), Porsche Lynn, Toni, Lois Ayres, Shane, Megan [I] (ambiguous), Monique, Casey, Nikki Lynn, Roxxi Raye, Valentine, Heidi Neiss, Nikki Nyce, Markie, Frankie, Vixxen Vaughn, Andrea Amore
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: This is a dual sided compilation DVD of 30 scenes, plus 1 bonus scene, which I ass-u-me is from Adam & Eves archives, but I could be wrong. There are no credits as to where the scenes originated, no directors are credited, and no performer IDs are given. I would go into detail, but since this is a compilation full of scenes of unknown origin, Im not gonna bother. OVERALL [Synopsis] : The video quality was about average throughout, with some scenes being slightly better, and some scenes being a lot worse. The performers ranged from average in looks to pretty good looking, with a few standouts, and some low lights as well in there. The scenes were also short, usually lasting an average of around 5 minutes There are a total of 31 scenes on this compilation 10 scenes plus a bonus scene, on Side 2, and on Side 1 there are a total of 20 scenes. The front of the boxcover says 4 Hours Total! and the back cover says 4 Hours Total! 3 Hour Feature Plus Previews and a Bonus Scene.
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Watching Her
Release date: 1/17/2002
Reviewed on: 2/15/2003 by leakypickle
Studio: Nymph
Review brief: Watching Her? From the title and sleeve description, Nymph Pictures leads you to believe this video contains voyeur footage...or women who are being unknowingly video-taped. What you get is basically 4 hours of women being "interviewed". It starts out with a big fat hairy chick (and I do mean HAIRY) being asked to take off her clothes and masturbate. Needless to say, I was immediately turned off. Unless you're into that sort of thing, you'll be nothing but grossed out. Nothing memorable about the other women featured either. The rest of the video contains mediocre footage at best. The bottom line: A cheap, misleading video. $8 is waaaay too much to spend. One of the worst videos I've ever watched.
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Emotions Of Jenna Jameson
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/1/2003 by dumblonde
Starring: Jenna Jameson
Studio: Peach
Review brief: Female cast: some strippers and a few females who look kinda like Jenna Audio/Video: I'm not sure how to judge that in this case. Let's just say I didn't notice any problems except for too much bad porn music. Extras: This didn't even have the minimums, forget about extras. The Movie: I'm confused. Shouldn't a title like 'The Emotions of Jenna Jameson' at least have Jenna in it, if only for a minute? How about a smiling photo of Jenna? Heck, even an angry Jenna would be nice. Does Jenna even KNOW about this? I doubt it, but even if she does, there's probably little she can do about Vivid's use of her name to fatten their coffers at the expense of her fans. I was aware it was softcore, but this has nothing to do with Jenna, even remotely - just a dozen or so clips and footage of Miss Topless Something-or-others or Miss Exotic Dancer finals and various other things. Even judging them on their own merits, there's little to get excited about.
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Release date: 10/15/2002
Reviewed on: 8/29/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Tatiana, Frank Zee, Ariel
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ona Zee
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 5 / 10 / 1996 Director: Ona Zee Cast: Ariel Daye, Tatianna, and Frank Zee Initial Expectations: As with most bondage DVDs, Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: With audio I think this would have been a darn good feature! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants bondage action with a softer touch and who doesnt mind not having audio Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hardcore bondage or who wants audio Audio /Video Quality: Although it looks like it should have it, since there is talking in the movie, theres absolutely no audio for the feature. Okay, if you turn up your volume all the way you get a hiss that sounds kind of like what happens after I eat Mexican food, but I dont really consider that audio. The video shows a fair amount of grain, with the picture looking about like a second generation VHS copy. Music: None Menus: The menus do anything but give a good first impression. The main menu is unanimated and there isnt a chapter menu.
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Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/22/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Luna
Studio: SinTec Media
Review brief: Running Time: 18 min. Production Date: 7 / 25 / 2001 Director: None credited for obvious reasons Cast: Ian Daniels and Luna Initial Expectations: SinTec has a reputation for being one of the worst companies out there. I think Im watching this one just out of morbid curiosity of how bad its going to be. Initial Reaction: The interactive portion isnt quite as bad as I expected, but the movie portion sucks. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something that caters to their I Dream of Jeanie fantasy Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done interactive DVD that competes with the well known lines such as Digital Sins My Plaything or Digital Playgrounds Virtual Sex With Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave more than a little to be desired. The audio is normally clear, but the balance and level seems to change with every camera angle or edit. You also get to hear directions from off camera while seeing the stars reactions.
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Release date: 8/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/21/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews
Studio: Digital Lust
Review brief: Running Time: 15 min. Production Date: November 1999 Director: None credited Cast: Brittany Andrews and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: Digital Lust brings to mind a few common words such as liars, inept, Clinton (oops, thats a little redundant, isnt it!), and scum. I think I might be peeking through my fingers here to see just how wrong they do Brittany. Initial Reaction: Run away from it like you would if it were Gray Davis wanting to balance your checkbook. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Brittany Andrews and anybody wondering how to not do an interactive DVD Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can Audio /Video Quality: The audio in the scene isnt too bad. It has an okay balance, but you get to hear the stars get directions from the crew and see them react to each other. The audio for the interactive portion sucks, to say the least. The video isnt too bad. Its nicely lit and although it has a little grain, it isnt much worse than VHS.
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Release date: 11/7/2002
Reviewed on: 8/21/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Charlie, Amythiest, Michelle Michaels, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Full Blown Pictures
Directed by: Bill Black
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 60 min. (so with 3 multiple angles theres roughly 180 minutes of content as the cover claims) Production Date: 9 / 10 / 2002 Director: Bill Black Cast: Charlie, Ann Marie, Amythiest, and Michelle Michaels Initial Expectations: I havent heard a single thing about this company, so Im curious going in. Initial Reaction: The sex is hot, but the DVD leaves much to be desired technically. Who Should Watch It : Dedicated fans of Charlie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done interactive DVD Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very nice. Its clear and well balanced, but there are a couple background noises that intrude on the scenes. The video is also well done, although there are quite a few shadows throughout the feature. Theres also some very slight grain, but the picture normally looks very good. The setup for The Gathering on the DVD, however, uses some filters with the video, which seems completely out of place and makes it look very blurry.
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Release date: 1/22/2003
Reviewed on: 8/18/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Misty Rain, Chad Thomas, Brian Surewood, Kylie Ireland, Randy Spears, Taylor St. Clair, Dick Nasty, Silvia Saint, Jay Ashley, Tavalia Griffin, Dillion Day, Illona
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Directed by: Jon Yuma, Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 8 / 2001 Director: Jon Yuma and Nic Cramer Cast: Taylor St. Clair, Kylie Ireland, Silvia Saint, Misty Rain, Tavalia Griffin, Illona, Randy Spears, Jay Ashley, Dillion Day, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, and Chad Thomas Initial Expectations: Jon Yuma and Nic Cramer did some great work in their Ecstasy Girls series. Im hoping for more here! Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a behind the scenes look at highly artistic sex, complete with the same art direction Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something new, with good technical aspects, or with straightforward scenes Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies from scene to scene. Most of it is pretty good, having nice clarity for the dialogue as well as a good balance. The video also varies, but normally sucks. Some of it has such bad pixelation that I wasnt sure if I was watching new porn or if somebody had piped in an Atari game.
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Release date: 7/8/2003
Reviewed on: 7/16/2003 by dirty_flea
Starring: Rick Masters, Francesca Le, Guy DiSilva, Darren James, Tony Michaels, Mark Wood, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Sabrine Maui, Olivia Saint, Anthony Hardwood, Ashley Blue, Gen Padova, Cindy Crawford, Tyler Durden, Sabrina Snow, Mario Rossi, Honney Bunny
Studio: Le Wood
Directed by: Francesca Le
Review brief: I'm expecting a lot of cum swallowing from this flick and come (cum) away dissapointed. First of all most all the girls avoid eating any cum with the only exception of Francesca herself. You know that this is a bad flick if even Ashley Blue avoid eating/swallowing cum which happens in this flick. I rented because I thought Francesca would be drinking plenty of cum as shown on the back-cover. Was I wrong. She managed to drop/avoid cum but did down some. Second, the total number of cum shots in this flick won't even match just one shot from Peter North on a good day. Each scenes is the basically the same: one girl sucking 3 guys. They cum in a cake, table top, wine glass, or through a funnel. There is no sex scene at all.
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Release date: 4/15/2003
Reviewed on: 7/14/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Jeremy Steele, Brian Surewood, Elizabeth, Katrina, Lexi, Herschel Savage, Mallory, Easton, Lainey, Hamilton Steele
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Jimmy D
Review brief: Smash Pictures presents A Danny Quinn Production A Jimmy D. Wet Dream Starring Mallory, Lainey, Elizabeth, Lexi, and Katrina with Brian Surewood, Herschel Savage, Hamilton Steele, Jeremy Steele, and Easton Shot & Edited, and Directed by Jimmy D. Tight Security opens up with Mallory Marx, and Brian Surewood, walking through a dark lot with both wearing security labeled shirts, while inspecting the area. Mallory notices an open door, so the two of them go and check it out. They walk inside and Brian goes and turns on the lights. Its a movie set, Brian tells her, but not any movie shes seen before, he adds, and she says, like a porn, going on to act like an adolescent, running around and posing in various parts of the set. This good looking brunette has looked better, but the attitude of the scene, really brings down the appeal of her, and the dumbassedness of Brians facial expressions as he watches her.
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Release date: 3/21/2003
Reviewed on: 6/29/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Kitty, Dale Dabone, Joey Ray, Tony Pounds, Mark Ashley, Lexi Mathews, Trevor Zen, Boo Dilicious, Tanya James, Mandy Starr
Studio: Simon Wolf
Directed by: Robert Herrera
Review brief: Simon Wolf Uncensored Starring Mandy [Starr], Boo, Kitty, Lexi [Matthews], and Tanya [James] SCENE ONE : Tanya James, is a pretty hot 19-year-old blonde who opens this scene with a question and answer getting-to-know-you-type segment, showing off her natural tits along the way, with a brief still shoots segment, and then a guy, Tony Pound, enters. The two kiss and feel each other up, helping each other strip, before she starts sucking his cock. The guy returns the favor onto her, with all sex that follows being vaginal, though through a few various positions, and then to end a simple scene, and a below average scene at best, the guy cums on her face and mouth. But directly after the guy cums on her face, she gets asked a few more questions to really put an end this mediocre scene. SCENE TWO : Mandy Starr is a cute brunette, who is sitting on a bed, snacking on something, when a guy asks her about one of her sex experiences, a good one, which surprises her, as she thought that the guy would ask about her statistics.
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Release date: 2/14/2003
Reviewed on: 6/28/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Chris Cannon, Mark Anthony, Lexington Steele, Riana Star, Tony Eveready, Randi Storm, Devlin Weed, Cuba DeMoan
Studio: JM Productions
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: J.M. Productions Presents Starring Riana Star and Randi Storm with Chris Cannon, Cuba, Mark Anthony, Weed, Dave Hardman, Tony Eveready, Lexington Steele, and Brian Surewood. Produced and Created by Jeff Steward Directed by Jim Powers Dave Hardman, looking very much like white trash, is placing a bet, when a white trash whore, Riana Star, walks out of a rundown building and asks what hes doing. This decent looking and large breasted brunette is wearing a bra and skirt, while waiting for Brian Surewood to give her a ride to work at the titty bar. Brian arrives and Dave leaves to get some more beer, so while hes gone, she gets taken care of, freeing her tits, and then sucks his cock. Dave apparently forgot his wallet so he returns and catches them in the middle of something, so he pulls his flaccid cock out and joins them. Both guys get a go at her hole, with the oral continuing on, and the dping not far off, theres some more anal and vaginal that follows, and the cumshots across her face, and in her mouth end this below average scene.
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Release date: 6/23/2003
Reviewed on: 6/24/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Trixie Tyler, Racquel Darrian, Jon Dough, Biff Malibu, Buster Cheri, Hot Cinnamon, Rayne Kayne, Tiara West, Derek Lane
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Derek Lane
Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 1991 Director: Derrick Lane and Mickey Ray Cast: Racquel Darrian, Hot Cinnamon, Rayne, Tiara, Trixie Tyler, Derrick Lane, Jon Dough, Buster Cheri, and Biff Malibu Initial Expectations: I think I remember seeing this movie when I was first able to legally watch porn. Its not giving me good expectations. Initial Reaction: Im thrilled that Racquel is in paradise, but I wish she wouldnt have put the rest of us through this living Hell! Who Should Watch It : Prison inmates Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can possibly do something else, like giving Saddam Hussein and his camel a full body sponge bath with their tongue Audio /Video Quality: Almost everything about the technical aspects leaves much to be desired. The audio is poorly balanced, and has a bunch of feedback-like crap that should make your neighbors dogs wince in pain. The video is just as bad, and shows the beaches in the movie what grain really is. If thats not enough, theres plenty of shadows throughout the movie.
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Release date: 12/24/2002
Reviewed on: 6/23/2003 by Flash
Starring: Ed Powers, Amber Smith, Felix Vicious, Kendra Lynn, Michelle Michaels
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Even if you are a fan of Ed Powers films, you'll probably find that this one is below the quality of the original entries. The sex scenes are all very formulaic and each volume is starting to look the same now, at least in the beginning there was a variance to the films. Fan of Ed Powers or not, I'd pass on this volume and pick up something else unless you are a fan of one of the stars present in it.
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Release date: 3/24/2003
Reviewed on: 6/13/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Vicky, Mario, Beth, Georgette Neale, Ian Tate, Ria Carlisle
Studio: VCA
Review brief: Running Time: 115 min. Production Date: 02 / 2000 Director: Freddy Finger Cast: Super Mario, Dirty Dog, Georgette Neale, Ria Carlisle, Beth, Vicky, and Willster in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: For some reason, this one scares me. I think it might be due to the ego of a guy who puts the word Super in front of his name. Initial Reaction: I guess its not too bad other than Mario makes Ed Powers look humble and charming. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting porn that focuses on egotistical guys Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants porn focusing on women, thats tastefully edited, or thats an anal and D.P. spunkfest Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty normal for gonzo porn. The audio is often a little off balance, and much of the dialogue seemed just muddy enough that when combined with a British accent I couldnt understand it. Theres a fair amount of camera shakes, extreme close-ups, and shots where you cant see any of the real action.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/26/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Princess Orgasma
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Arthur King
Review brief: Running Time: 57 min. (the cover states 76 min.) Production Date: 1986 Director: Arthur King Cast: Animated Initial Expectations: For some reason, Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its easily the worst DVD Ive ever seen from VCA. Who Should Watch It : The bottom of a glass and prison inmates Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with a choice Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a little lower than Pokemon. The audio is decently balanced, but some of the audio is a little muddy. The video is okay but doesnt have a lot of detail. Music: The music has the same cheesy feel as most porn of the mid-eighties, and is a bit on the loud side. Menus: The menus are extremely basic. You have the choice between watching one or both movies and previews. There isnt any animation in any of the menus, but this was also a very early DVD release.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/15/2003 by BIGmike
Studio: JM Productions
Review brief: JM Productions Presents Starring Belle, Tracy Mathis, Jen-X, Randi Storm, Kelly Warner, Kaylynn, Alexia Riley, Barbie Blazer, Ryan Meadows, Ravika, and Bisexual Britni. Produced & Created by Jeff Steward Directed by Jim Powers SCENE ONE : Kelly Warner, a good-looking girl, opens up this scene lying back on the drool stool, with her head back, and not saying a thing. A cock enters the screen and goes right into her open and waiting mouth, and the throat fucking begins. The guy plunges in and out of her throat, causing lots of drool to run down her face. And after a good throat fucking, the guy launches his load down her throat while still in her mouth, to end an unusually hot scene. SCENE TWO : Kaylynn, looking pretty cute, storms into an office, acting like a prima donna, saying that she wont do what they want her to do, and throws a little temper tantrum before showing a guy what it is that they want her to do. She tricks herself into getting onto the drool stool and soon has a cock down her throat.
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Release date: 3/27/2002
Reviewed on: 5/12/2003 by Adlion944
Starring: Mark Davis, Daisy Chain, Kristina, Marcella, Carmen, Boby, Max, Kevin Long, Mary, Sabina, Franco Roccaforte, Johnny Slovak, Toni Ribas, George Uhl, Krystal de Boor
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: This won't be a full review, just a warning to Veronica Vanoza fans who buy this DVD based on her very prominent position on the cover. Remember when Star Wars - Episode One hit theaters? Remember how big all the merchandising was for Darth Maul? His face was huge on the movie posters. Action figures, comic books, books, etc. The marketing people knew Darth Maul was cool. Too bad George Lucas didn't. Darth Maul had about 4 minutes of screen time. Patrick Collins duplicated the same effect with Veronica Vanoza. Despite plastering her face all over the DVD box, the DVD itself, the DVD menu, the opening credits - she has a 5 minute shower tease, gives a 30 second blow job and gets fucked missionary for 1 minute with a tit cumshot. That's the extent of her appearance. In the credits, it shows her fucking reverse cowgirl. This footage ain't in the actual scene. The back cover of the DVD shows a similar reverse cowgirl photo. Not in the movie. This is bullshit stuff and I want my money back. By the way, the rest of the movie is horrible, too.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/9/2003 by Rieekan
Starring: Jasmin St. Claire, Kaitlyn Ashley, Nikki Sinn, Stacy Valentine, Valeria, Zina Dean, Kirsty Waay
Studio: Metro
Review brief: DIRECTOR: Various (1994-1996). DURATION: ~147 minutes. STARRING: Jasmin St. Claire, Kaitlyn Ashley, Kirsty Waay, Nikki Sinn, Stacy Valentine, Valeria & Zing Dean, with Chuck Martino, Frank Towers, Steve Hatcher & T.T. Boy. (Performer ID may be inaccurate as there were no credits.) I got Prime Cuts Presents: Snatch Adams free from a retailer and if I could I would give it back. This cheap and nasty compilation was released in 1999 by Metro and features scenes from the mid 90s. Bad ones, if you hadnt guessed by the title. Scene 1). T.T. Boy with a big-nosed, small-breasted brunette, who kept her eyes closed for most of the scene (sensible choice). The sex was incredibly boring and featured more robotic pumping than ... well, something that has a lot of robotic pumping. Scene 2). The lovely Stacy Valentine (pre-implant) with a very ugly guy. Although I like Stacy a lot, the sex was bad, the filming worse, and the guy was frightfully ugly. Scene 3). Steve Hatcher with an unattractive brunette (with a large tattoo on her left tit).
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Release date: 5/19/2001
Reviewed on: 4/14/2003 by the gynecologist
Studio: Cream
Review brief: If you want an example of how grainy and crappy porn used to look, then by all means pick this up. Those currently spoiled on high quality gonzo from companies such as Red Light and Evil Angel probably shouldn't watch this. I happened to receive this DVD for free and would not say it's worth 1 cent if you happen to pay for it. The first scene starts out with the ever-cliched "pizza delivery guy" bringing a blonde bimbo a pizza (I don't recognize her, it probably doesn't matter anyway.) She then asks him to apply oil to her body. Claiming he has to get back to work, but then agreeing, he fingers her ass and pussy. She gives him a BJ, and then he proceeds to fuck her d-style. This ends quickly and next we see her in mish ass-fucking. At first only the tip of the cock fits in her ass, then after a position change, her rectum accommadates the full length of the cock. Next is reverse cowgirl anal, and the blonde's marvelous silicone boobs bounce quite nicely. He then sprinkles her face with cum.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 4/9/2003 by YogaGrrl
Starring: Angelica Sin, Jasmine, Jennifer, Autumn, Kat, Arial, Misery, Akane, Charis
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Cast: Angelica Sin, Akane, Arial, Autumn, Charis, Jennifer, Jasmine, Kat and Misery. Director: Sean Brookland Production dates: 20012002 Length: 62 min. Extras: None. Audio/visual quality: The main location (reused for seven scenes) is a clean but characterless bedroom with an attached bath. The other two locations are similar and appear to be hotel rooms. The camerawork is acceptable, with reasonably good handheld technique. There are sporadic soft focus shifts. The scenes are overlit, and no serious attempt has been made to disguise the light stands or electrical cords in the bedroom. The audio is horrendous. The music consists of the same lite jazz/rock that you might hear when the operator puts you on hold, and it becomes increasingly grating as the movie progresses (especially since it infrequently matches the mood of the scenes). Shower sounds are apparently looped along with at least one direction ("Go ahead and rinse yourself off" can be heard six times in the third scene). Blunders and bugs: The box cover neglects to include Akane in the cast list.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Elizabeth, Lisa, Chase, CeeCee
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: CeeCee, Lisa, Chase, Elizabeth, and a few guys Initial Expectations: So far everything Ive seen from the Brookland Brothers has disappointed me. Im not expecting anything different here. Initial Reaction: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Who Should Watch It : Amateur porn fans without much money who like older women Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants full sex scenes or decent technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio basically sucks. No, its often clear, but its rare for the audio to be from the actual scenes in the movie. You rarely hear the girl in the solo scenes, and even the vibrator noises are obviously dubbed there. Unfortunately, when theres real audio theres nothing edited out so you hear things like the cameraman asking the performers to look at them before you see a flash of the still camera and the crew talking between each other. The video, however, is surprisingly good even when one doesnt consider how horribly done the audio is.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/7/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Jennifer, Sante Fe, Kat, Misery, Akane, Charis, Secily
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 40 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Sante Fe, Akane, Charis, Jennifer, Kat, Misery, and Secily Initial Expectations: Ive never heard of this studio, so Im going in with an open mind. Initial Reaction: Theres some decent care to the feature, but its not my thing and almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to watch mostly dressed women only Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants nudity or real audio Audio /Video Quality: Theres no audio outside of the music, which disappointed me. The video is surprisingly clear right out to the edge of the screen and well lit. Theres a little pixelation, but not much. Music: The music reminded me of things like elevators and the dentist office. Disc Problems / Complaints: Theres no time stamp here, which always ticks me off. I like to be able to jump around in movies, as well as knowing things like how long the movie is and how much is left. Without the time stamp, Im left in the dark.
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Release date: 3/8/2003
Reviewed on: 3/7/2003 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Daddy Oohhh
Review brief: After spending a great part of my life in big cities and then returning to the country, I discovered just how slowly things move in the country. The speed limit may be 55, but the locals poke along at 35; cashiers in checkout lanes hold long conversations with the patrons. So I suppose the slow leisurely pace of COUNTRY TIME, COUNTRY FINE is appropriate, but it doesnt make for stimulating viewing. There are only three persons in the cast. Jeff Baron, a gorgeous hunk of man with graying hair, black eyebrows, a small goatee, a light dusting of hair on a perfect chest, a pierced ear, nipple, and navel; and a brown-skinned cock. The type of daddy twinks would die for. Then we have Brett Collins, who has appeared in films from major studios such as ORAL EXAM and PLEDGES. Finally, we have Cody Scott whose somewhat emaciated face seems rather at odds on a fleshy body. When we join these three they are playing the local game of Seattleopoly. They play it for ten frigging minutes before there is any horseplay.
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Release date: 3/1/2003
Reviewed on: 2/28/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Knob Ryder
Review brief: Production Date: 7 / 22 / 2002 Director: Father John Cast: Lezley Zen and Alana Evans Initial Expectations: Knob Ryder has been showing some improvement lately. Although I have some hope for a decent feature here, its not a lot. Initial Reaction: Its the interactive DVD equivalent of slamming your dick in the screen door. Who Should Watch It : Insomniacs and anybody whos a fan of Lezley Zen and Alana Evans and are working on somebody elses money Who Should Avoid It: Fans of virtual sex and interactive DVDs Audio /Video Quality: The audio is surprisingly clear and well balanced for the most part. There isnt any dubbing or background noises, as long as you dont consider things like ringing phones background noises. The video is much the same way. Theres a little bit of grain, and a couple bits with a little pixelation, but most of it is very good and nicely lit. Music: None for Lezley. Guitar elevator music and cheesy dance music for Alanas strip and tease.
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Release date: 5/6/2002
Reviewed on: 2/23/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Ruby, Chloe, Ariana, Shay, Ashley Renee [I] (classic), Porsche Lynn, Toni, Lois Ayres, Shane, Megan [I] (ambiguous), Monique, Casey, Nikki Lynn, Roxxi Raye, Valentine, Heidi Neiss, Nikki Nyce, Markie, Frankie, Vixxen Vaughn, Andrea Amore
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: This is a dual sided compilation DVD of 30 scenes, plus 1 bonus scene, which I ass-u-me is from Adam & Eves archives, but I could be wrong. There are no credits as to where the scenes originated, no directors are credited, and no performer IDs are given. I would go into detail, but since this is a compilation full of scenes of unknown origin, Im not gonna bother. OVERALL [Synopsis] : The video quality was about average throughout, with some scenes being slightly better, and some scenes being a lot worse. The performers ranged from average in looks to pretty good looking, with a few standouts, and some low lights as well in there. The scenes were also short, usually lasting an average of around 5 minutes There are a total of 31 scenes on this compilation 10 scenes plus a bonus scene, on Side 2, and on Side 1 there are a total of 20 scenes. The front of the boxcover says 4 Hours Total! and the back cover says 4 Hours Total! 3 Hour Feature Plus Previews and a Bonus Scene.
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Release date: 1/17/2002
Reviewed on: 2/15/2003 by leakypickle
Studio: Nymph
Review brief: Watching Her? From the title and sleeve description, Nymph Pictures leads you to believe this video contains voyeur footage...or women who are being unknowingly video-taped. What you get is basically 4 hours of women being "interviewed". It starts out with a big fat hairy chick (and I do mean HAIRY) being asked to take off her clothes and masturbate. Needless to say, I was immediately turned off. Unless you're into that sort of thing, you'll be nothing but grossed out. Nothing memorable about the other women featured either. The rest of the video contains mediocre footage at best. The bottom line: A cheap, misleading video. $8 is waaaay too much to spend. One of the worst videos I've ever watched.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/1/2003 by dumblonde
Starring: Jenna Jameson
Studio: Peach
Review brief: Female cast: some strippers and a few females who look kinda like Jenna Audio/Video: I'm not sure how to judge that in this case. Let's just say I didn't notice any problems except for too much bad porn music. Extras: This didn't even have the minimums, forget about extras. The Movie: I'm confused. Shouldn't a title like 'The Emotions of Jenna Jameson' at least have Jenna in it, if only for a minute? How about a smiling photo of Jenna? Heck, even an angry Jenna would be nice. Does Jenna even KNOW about this? I doubt it, but even if she does, there's probably little she can do about Vivid's use of her name to fatten their coffers at the expense of her fans. I was aware it was softcore, but this has nothing to do with Jenna, even remotely - just a dozen or so clips and footage of Miss Topless Something-or-others or Miss Exotic Dancer finals and various other things. Even judging them on their own merits, there's little to get excited about.
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