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Boxcover for Penetration 1 (Anabolic)
Penetration 1 (Anabolic)

Release date: 6/7/2000
Reviewed on: 7/22/2000 by Evil_Rip

Starring: Christopher Alexander
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Christoph Clark

Review brief: TITLE: Penetration #1 Studio: Anabolic Directed: Christoph Clark Starring:  Lili, Cecile, Lora, Vanda, Veronique, Katrin, Barbara, Melanie, Viola, Geraldina, Claudia Running Time: ~2:20 Format: Double Sided DVD Features: Upcoming releases, Full Motion Chapter Selection, CumShot Playback First Impression: I want My Money Back! Had this been the first Anabolic Title I had seen I would have given up on the entire company and Black-List them for eternity. A certain Star recommended Anabolic to me. Well so far its 2/3 good. And this one is in the toilet. I paid $20 something for this title and I feel violated. Plot: No Plot, not like it would help. Likes: Whats there to like? There are like two really hot girls in the entire movie. But This alone is not enough to redeem this DVD. Music: No music! Scenes: Let us generalize the entire DVD as a loose collection of unrelated scenes.
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Up Close 6
(zero stars)

Release date: 5/2/2025
Reviewed on: 8/31/2025 by Captain Jack

Starring: Robby Apples, Kimmy Kimm, Leo Vice, Chanel Camryn, Demi Hawks
Studio: Adult Time
Directed by: Dan Humes, Rhiannon Humes

Review brief: This is a continuation of the Adult Time series in which we get to know these girls in an intimate setting. Their partners do a brief interview finding out what they like and then they get intimate. Kimmy Kimm, Chanel Camryn and Demi Hawks get up close in this feature!
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Corrupt Schoolgirls 10
(zero stars)

Release date: 5/20/2015
Reviewed on: 10/27/2024 by Captain Jack

Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tommy Gunn, Manuel Ferrara, Tommy Pistol, Dakota James, Marina Angel, Miko Dai, Alina West
Studio: Reality Junkies


Review brief: This is a release from Reality Junkies giving us a look at some naughty schoolgirls. These teens look great in their school uniforms and look even better out of them! This one stars Dakota James, Marina Angel, Alina West and Miko Dai.
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Lesbian Psychodramas 40
(zero stars)

Release date: 1/30/2024
Reviewed on: 3/2/2024 by Captain Jack

Starring: Cali Sweets, Alex Coal, Tiffany Watson, Erin Everheart, Electra Rayne, Adalind Gray, Willow Ryder, Dharma Jones
Studio: Girlfriends Films


Review brief: This is the latest Girlfriend Films release in which these girls are crazy! But in a good way! There are 4 scenes here with short storylines that set up the scenarios. Alex Coal and Dharma Jones, Tiffany Watson and Erin Everhart, Electra Rayne and Adalind Gray and Willow Ryder and Cali Sweets are the pairings in this title.
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Opposites Attract (Web Young)
(zero stars)

Release date: 2/9/2018
Reviewed on: 9/3/2023 by Captain Jack

Starring: Lily Love (USA), Kenna James, Adria Rae, Chloe Cherry, Charlotte Sartre, Scarlett Sage, Khloe Kapri
Studio: Web Young
Directed by: Alan X

Review brief: This is a Web Young release from a couple of years ago with some of the top young stars in porn! Chloe Cherry, Adria Rae and Lily Love play a very sexy game of Truth or Dare. Scarlett Sage and Charlotte Sartre are total opposites but find they have more in common than they think! And Khloe Kapri realizes that she''s in love with her step-sister, Kenna James.
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Exploited College Girls: Kenzie Madison
(zero stars)

Release date: 1/3/2019
Reviewed on: 7/18/2022 by Captain Jack

Starring: Kenzie Madison [I] (female)
Studio: Excogi


Review brief: Exploited College Girls or ExCoGi as people call it, is a popular website showing girls'' first times on film! Every girl says she had a good time with the studio and it was very professional! This scene is special to me. I interviewed Kenzie Madison before she had ever shot her first scene. She then shot for ExCoGi and I talked to her right after the scene to see how it went! This is the result!
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Boxcover for Coming Of Age 6 (Erotica X)
Coming Of Age 6 (Erotica X)
(zero stars)

Release date: 8/21/2019
Reviewed on: 3/13/2022 by Captain Jack

Starring: Tyler Nixon, Jay Smooth, Damon Dice, Chloe Cherry, Sam Shock, MaryKate Moss, Natalie Knight, Lana Sharapova
Studio: Erotica X
Directed by: James Avalon

Review brief: James Avalon directs this release for Erotica X and he has some true beauties in this one! Chloe Cherry is a star and leads off this volume. Mackenzie Moss, Lana Sharapova and Natalie Knight round out the case. That is some sexy women!
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Ignite 3
(zero stars)

Release date: 6/10/2021
Reviewed on: 8/6/2021 by Captain Jack

Starring: Ashley Lane, Rob Piper, Ella Hughes, Jill Kassidy, Freddy Gong, Jesus Reyes, Allie Nicole, Baby Nicols, Darrell Deeps, Pressure
Studio: Blacked.com
Directed by: Laurent Sky, Julia Grandi

Review brief: The latest release from Blacked.com is this series in which these hot babes ignite a fire in the loins of their man! They have a sexy cast in this one including Ashley Lane, Jill Kassidy, Allie Nicole, Ella Hughes and Baby Nicols.
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Messy Facials
(zero stars)

Release date: 3/19/2020
Reviewed on: 7/2/2020 by sexotics2006

Starring: Elexis Monroe, Marie McCray, Kat Monroe, Emma Hix, Callie Black
Studio: 1000 Facials


Review brief: Thankfully we have sites like ADT to keep you from accidentally buying pieces of absolute trash like this release. Four poorly shot 20 minute blowjobs (no other action) COULD have been saved by one pretty awesome drenching cumshot. But I watched it again and realized it was completely fake. The guy is holding a tube on the underside of his cock when he squirts fake cum on Kat Monroe's face. What a FUCKING loser. And the pun is definitely intended. Callie Black should have walked out on the on-site make-up artist. The cumshot on Elexis Munroe's tits is fake as well. The guy is not even hard and barely has any interest in massaging his flaccid cannelloni to peel off 14 shots of cum? Please. Yes, Slimewave is fake too, but at least it's obvious and therefore sort of cool. They don't attempt to dupe the viewer like a mindless moron. No director name is even on the cover of this release. Big surprise.
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Boxcover for Toy Soldiers (Television X)
Toy Soldiers (Television X)
(zero stars)

Release date: 1/1/2007
Reviewed on: 12/12/2019 by Flash

Starring: Jessica Love, Poppy Morgan, Renee Richards, Natalie Heck, Franki, Wendy Jayne
Studio: Television X


Review brief: Toy Soldiers is an all-girl all-sex masturbation only movie from an uncredited director. Toy Soldiers was obviously made fast and cheap, and the result looks it. Whoever was behind this movie didn't bring anything to the movie, and as a result, Toy Soldiers isn't worth watching. Dreamlight Studios has done a disappointing job with their streaming-only edition on TVXHardcore.com with good sound quality but lacking picture quality.
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Boxcover for Zombie Nation (Television X)
Zombie Nation (Television X)
(zero stars)

Release date: 7/2/2019
Reviewed on: 9/4/2019 by Flash

Starring: James, Elizabeth Lawrence, Sandra Sanchez, Stefan Hard, Diana Gold, Ruka Stone, Kate Jones, Stacey Saran, Jay Snake, Zuzana P.
Studio: Television X
Directed by: Kendo

Review brief: Zombie Nation is a bizarre adult all sex movie that features the living dead having sex with still breathing (although one assumes not capable of smelling) humans. The set work and the make-up and costuming are exceptional however, the sex itself is completely unerotic (unless you fantasize about necrophilia -- having sex with a decaying corpse.). This reviewer finds Zombie Nation to be an easy movie to pass on. The streaming-only edition of Zombie Nation on TVX Hardcore is in poor shape with a non-anamorphic widescreen image that is in low definition.
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Boxcover for Nova Dubai
Nova Dubai
(zero stars)

Release date: 6/16/2016
Reviewed on: 6/27/2017 by Flash

Starring: Bruno D'Ugo, Caetano Gotardo, Daniel Prates, Fernando Maia, Gustavo Vinagre, Herman Barck, Hugo Guimaraes, Marta Vinagre
Studio: NakedSword Film Works (NSFW)
Directed by: Gustavo Vinagre

Review brief: Nova Dubai has been released by NakedSword through their NakedSword Film Works (NSFW) division that was launched in 2016 to exhibit gay independent movies that aren't exactly pornographic yet aren't exactly mainstream. Nova Dubai appears to be a drama done in a pseudo-documentary style with hardcore sex mixed in. What exactly Nova Dubai is attempting to tell the viewer is incomprehensible and the sex scenes are not erotic. Nova Dubai isn't recommended for any viewer. NakedSword Film Works has done a good job with their streaming only release of Nova Dubai on NakedSword. The audio and video are in great shape but there are spelling issues within the subtitles.
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Boxcover for Winter Sports (Vinegar Syndrome)
Winter Sports (Vinegar Syndrome)
(zero stars)

Release date: 5/4/2017
Reviewed on: 5/6/2017 by Flash

Starring: Kathy Hilton, Judy Angel, Jill Jameson, Orrin North
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome


Review brief: Winter Sports is an early hardcore feature, which is honestly a stretch to really call a feature, that manages to fail at every aspect of being a hardcore feature film. The plot is non-existent, the film itself is more a series of connected loops than attempting to tell a story. The hardcore material is scant in the film and horribly shot. The mood, feel, and settings for the film are poorly done. Basically, Winter Sports is a failure as a film. Vinegar Syndrome has done a nice job with their streaming release of Winter Sports on Exploitation.TV with a nice image and decent audio.
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Boxcover for Apocalypse of Vampires
Apocalypse of Vampires
(zero stars)

Release date: 4/23/2008
Reviewed on: 5/2/2017 by Flash

Starring: Renata Wife, Laura Brent, Tania Califa, Andrea Mortina, Katya Romanov
Studio: Nexxxt Generation
Directed by: Angel Mora

Review brief: Apocalypse of Vampires is the third movie, and final movie, in Ángel Mora's Vampira series. Quite frankly Apocalypse of Vampires is a movie that should never have been made. Yes, this reviewer knows that quite often that is the case with sequels and the like, however, apparently even Ángel Mora couldn't think of a reason that this movie actually should be made. He raided the vaults and used footage from the first two Vampira movies in this one along with some other assorted sex scenes that were shot for other projects. Most of the movie is spent rehashing the plot from Vampira and Vampira 2 - Abiertas hasta el amanecer. The scant amount of footage that was actually shot for this movie is poorly done and clearly inferior to the first two movies. There is absolutely no reason why anyone would want to see this movie. Whether or not Apocalypse of Vampires should have been made or not, Nexxxt Generation has done a nice job with their DVD release of the movie. The video quality is ni
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Boxcover for It's A Gangbang FU
It's A Gangbang FU
(zero stars)

Release date: 6/8/2015
Reviewed on: 3/3/2017 by Flash

Starring: Chris Cock, Bella-Nikole Black, Mena Mason, Meiko Askara, Charlie Big Bare, Adam Christopher
Studio: XXXL Ray Network
Directed by: Adam Christopher, Charlie Big Bare

Review brief: It's a Gangbang Fu! is an amateurish adult movie where the technical deficiencies within the movie render the movie damn near useless. In addition, purposeful digital alteration of the movie will frustrate any viewer that can get past the major issues with the movie. Due to all of the issues that the movie presents, I can't recommend this title for anyone. Tarantino XXX hasn't included any extras for the release.
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Women in Trouble
(zero stars)

Release date: 1/1/2006
Reviewed on: 1/6/2017 by Flash

Starring: Pia Snow, Kari Foxx, Ric Meyers, Raven Catanzarro, Carol Davies, Heidi Reisner, Mack Donald
Studio: HOM Productions
Directed by: Geoffrey Merrick

Review brief: Women in Trouble is the sequel to the absolutely horrendous KGA: Kidnapped Girls' Agency. Instead of trying to be better than the original catastrophe of an adult bondage film Women in Trouble seems to actually try to be just as bad. Poor bondage scenes, a nonsensical story, and poor production values make this an easy film to completely skip. HOM, Inc. has done an acceptable job with their VOD release of Women in Trouble with acceptable image and audio quality.
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KGA: Kidnapped Girls Agency
(zero stars)

Release date: 1/1/2006
Reviewed on: 12/21/2016 by Flash

Starring: Crystal Breeze, Pia Snow, Joseph Romero, Linnea Quigley, David Williams, Tuesday Bleu, Ric Meyers, Simone Devon
Studio: London Enterprises
Directed by: Geoffrey Merrick

Review brief: KGA: Kidnapped Girls' Agency is quite frankly, one of the worst adult films I have ever seen. The film seems actually torturous to sit through. The plot is horrible, the acting is bad, the production values are horrific, and the bondage scenes are the slowest and most boring bondage scenes I have ever seen in my life. I can not, and I can't stress this enough, I can not recommend this film for anyone. London Enterprises has done a poor job with their DVD-MOD release of the film with poor video and some audio issues.
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Boxcover for Duke Fuckem
Duke Fuckem
(zero stars)

Release date: 1/11/2012
Reviewed on: 8/31/2016 by Flash

Starring: Ron Jeremy, Scott Lyons, Codi Carmichael, Bella Reese, Chad Diamond, Jamey Janes, Abella Anderson, Stevie Shae, Bobby Cupcakes
Studio: Mike Hunt Inc.
Directed by: Ralph Long

Review brief: No matter what you are looking for, Duke Fuckem is a horrible adult movie. The attempts to emulate the Duke Nukem video game franchise are just horrible. The plot, well there really isn't a plot, and what pieces of one there are aren't even in order which makes the movie nonsensical. The sex scenes are completely ruined by the antics of the movie. The acting? Oh, don't even get into the acting. Duke Fuckem is the bottom of the bottom of adult movies. Avoid this turd at all costs. Mike Hunt Inc. has done a decent job with their release of the movie.
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Passion Noir
(zero stars)

Release date: 2/18/2016
Reviewed on: 8/7/2016 by astroknight

Starring: Nick, Jason, Chrissy, Lexi, Thomas, Karol, Lutro, Vinna
Studio: Sinful XXX
Directed by: Roma Amor

Review brief: This is a heavily artistic release, and although it did show some potential it's quickly limited as only the first 40 minutes of the release play. For this reason you can easily pass this one by.
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Boxcover for S.I.D.S. Sexually Intrusive Disfunctional Society
S.I.D.S. Sexually Intrusive Disfunctional Society
(zero stars)

Release date: 4/28/2002
Reviewed on: 7/2/2016 by Flash

Starring: Brian Surewood, Jake Steed, Monique DeMoan, Earl Slate, J.J. Michaels, Jon Dough, Iroc, Lizzy Borden, Alana Evans, Oliver, Rob Black, Michael Stefano, Monique Byron, Danita
Studio: Extreme Associates
Directed by: Lizzy Borden

Review brief: S.I.D.S.: Sexually Intrusive Disfunctional Society is a bad porn movie that, in all honesty, should never have been made. The movie tries very hard to be boundary pushing and edgy but in reality is just a mess of incompetence and poor movie making. The sex scenes aren't erotic at all and the little non-sexual footage in the movie is just in poor taste. S.I.D.S.: Sexually Intrusive Disfunctional Society is an easy movie to skip. Extreme Associates didn't put much effort into their release for the movie either although the transfer is acceptable.
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Boxcover for John Holmes Is Supercock
John Holmes Is Supercock
(zero stars)

Release date: 7/7/2005
Reviewed on: 5/18/2016 by Flash

Starring: John Holmes, George Peters, Nikki Hess, Bea Moore, Nona Potter
Studio: Historic Erotica


Review brief: SuperCock, or High Fashion Models as the film was called when it originally was released, is not by any means a good film. The plot is horrible, the dialog is cringeworthy, the sex scenes are poorly shot, and the acting is bad. To top it all off, Historic Erotica's release of SuperCock is abysmal with a transfer that I would question if it is actually considered watchable that has been dumped on a DVD-R. This is an easy skip even if you are an ardent fan of the film.
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Boxcover for Palm Springs Girls
Palm Springs Girls
(zero stars)

Release date: 8/26/2001
Reviewed on: 5/15/2016 by Flash

Starring: Gina Carrera, Stacey Wells, Gary West, Candace Taylor, Wendy Blaze
Studio: Classic X


Review brief: Honestly I can think of no reason why anybody should subject themselves to the atrocity that is called Palm Springs Girls. This mid-80s movie was clearly made by people who had no experience in adult movie making and no real plan on how they were going to tie what they shot together. This movie quickly becomes a torturous task to watch. Classic X Collection has done a horrible job with the release of Palm Springs Girls as well with a transfer that fights to be worse than the original production was. Don't waste your money or time on this.
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Boxcover for Texas Dildo Masquerade
Texas Dildo Masquerade
(zero stars)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/28/2015 by Flash

Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Mila, Rod Fontana, Candy Apples, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Jonathan Morgan, Gina Rome, Randy Storm, Sweety Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers

Review brief: Texas Dildo Masquerade is a horrible movie to come from Jim Powers and Heatwave. The movie itself is a chore to sit though with a story that insults the viewer by existing and sex scenes that are rather poor. Heatwave has done a poor job with the release as well making this an easy to skip and forget release.
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Kelly the Coed 16
(zero stars)

Release date: 12/3/2003
Reviewed on: 12/19/2015 by Flash

Starring: Sergio, Jay Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Haley, Mr. Pete, Ashley Long, Andrew Riviera, Crystal Ray, Soma, Corina Taylor, Dirty Harry, Haley Paige
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers

Review brief: Jim Powers actually manages to somehow make an entry that significantly lowers the bar yet again for the Kelly the Coed series, a feat I thought no longer possible. It appears at this point that Powers truly doesn't care and is going through the motions until Heatwave takes away his funding. Heatwave has done a poor job with this release with audio issues and a massive lack of any extras.
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