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Corporate Affairs (NuTech)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/30/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Dave Hardman, Stacy Valentine, Christi Lake, Tony Tedeschi, Luc Wylder, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Ashley Renee [I] (classic), Anna Malle, Jonathan Morgan, E.Z. Ryder, Mitchell Grant
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 05 / 06 / 1996 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Anna Malle, Ashley Renee, Steve Drake, Mitchell Gant, Tony Tedeschi, and Vince Voyeur in sexual roles and EZ Ryder and Luc Wylder in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im not sure why, but something about this one really scares me. Initial Reaction: The movie isnt too bad, but the DVD leaves pretty much everything to be desired. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a stereotypical porno Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something that feels a little different in any way or who wants a movie with somebody whos listed on the cover The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies a bit throughout the feature. Some of it is nicely balanced, but quite a bit of it seems a little on the hollow side. The video is pretty good. There isnt much grain, but much of it is a little on the dark side.
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Fetish Dreams: Pale Bottom Needs Color
Release date: 10/24/2003
Reviewed on: 12/22/2003 by Saki
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Pale Bottom Needs Color (1993) Studio Metro Genre Softcore Spanking Director None credited Starring Alicia Rio, Kelli, Meekah, Fallon, Kiss, Tanya Fox Running Time 0:52 (yes, that's right, less than an hour!) DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Animated main menu; 13-picture softcore photo gallery; and trailers for Being Porn Again, Fetish Whores, Blowjob Fantasies 19, Asian Hoze, and Skeeter Kerkove's Double Anal Excursions 4 Typical Watchers Spanking curiosity seekers Typical Haters Anyone who is really into BDSM, wants modern production values, or who can't understand why anyone would want to see an adult video without any hardcore action Replay Value None Themes Spanking, softcore, girl-girl, solo masturbation, breast & foot play Condoms None needed If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy No recommendations [ /image ] -->Just the other day, I was thinking about how far the adult video industry has come in the last several years. Back in the 90's, video quality s
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Asiatrik
Release date: 12/16/2003
Reviewed on: 12/15/2003 by hardware
Studio: Box Office
Review brief: Title: Asiatrik Cast: Bamboo, Lee Hanh, Virginie, Marcene, Natalie and some guys Cut to the chase: Patrice Cabanel's attempt at art porn is visually tiring and a total failure as pornography. Too bad, because Bamboo, at any rate, looked really nice in her outfit. Run, don't walk, away from this one. Features: Main menu Chapters Scenes: 1) Everyone The entire movie takes place in an oriental looking room with a large matress in the middle. The girls come in and out of the action with Bamboo being the 'mistress' who's usually present in some fashion. The film alternates between brief moments of clarity and interminable crossfades and montage shots. Bring your dramamine if you insist on watching. Rating: D An important note about DVD compatibility: This DVD is formatted in PAL, Region 2. It will not work on most stand-alone DVD players made for the American market.
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Tina In Gloryhole Guzzler
Release date: 9/24/2003
Reviewed on: 12/11/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Tina B., Tina Princess
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 54 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Tina B. and five uncredited and unshown guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational Video hasnt been completely sensational from what Ive seen, but theyve had some decent ideas that show promise. This one looks like a different enough oral feature that Im a little curious about it even though Im not really a fan of oral movies. Initial Reaction: The sex is okay but the technical aspects made this one a big loser for me! Who Should Watch It : Deaf people and oral sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a variety of camera angles or who wants average or better technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves much to be desired. You can hear everything, including a few background noises and a little camera noise throughout the movie. It also doesnt synch well with the video. Thankfully with an oral movie there isnt a lot of dialogue.
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Search For The Ripe Peach
Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 12/5/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Pat Myne, John West, Frank Bukkwyd, Victoria Givens, Avena Lee, Britney Foster, Rebecca Love, Kylie Rachel
Studio: Lord Perious
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: the cover claims approx. 90 min. Since there isnt a time stamp and every chapter has its own running time on my DVD-ROM, I have no clue how long the feature actually takes Production Date: 3 / 30 / 2003 thru 4 / 1 / 2003 Director: Shawn Ricks Cast: Victoria Givens, Britney Foster, Avena Lee, Kylie Rochelle, Rebecca Love, Pat Myne, John West, Fabio Scorpion, and Tommy Gunn (listed here as Dr. Thomas Gunn, M.D.) in sexual roles and Wankus, Frank Bukkwyd, Frank Felone, Tony Montana, and Rod Lightning in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Lord Perious hasnt impressed me too much in the past, but with Victoria Givens Im willing to give this one a try! Initial Reaction: Hardware once said That's the trouble with coming up with ideas when you're stoned. You may think they're funny but everybody else thinks you're an idiot.. That said, Im not sure if anybody involved with this wasnt stoned throughout this entire process with the exception of the ladies.
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Touch (Ultimate / Adam & Eve)
Release date: 10/5/2001
Reviewed on: 9/22/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Brick Majors, Shay Sweet, Ian Daniels, Charlie, Gina Ryder, Azlea, Claudia, Nicolette, Taylor St. Clair, David Steele, Paul Cox, Pryce Leigh, Shelbee Myne, Amaretta
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 3 / 15 / 1998 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Amaretta, Azlea, Charlie, Gina Ryder, Nicolette, Pryce Leigh, Shay Sweet, Shelbee Myne, Taylor St. Claire, Brick Majors, Dante, Tony Martino, Thomas Ryder, David Steele, Ian Daniels, Paul Cox, and Steve Taylor in sexual situations and Michelle Milano, Lulu Grimes, Kinky Kelly, Captain Protein, and Rev. Cheddar in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Nick Orleans has normally put out enjoyable movies. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting an extremely soft feeling feature Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like artistic effects or who wants something that doesnt feel watered down Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave much to be desired. First, the audio is frequently off balance. People walking over gravel are louder than the people theyre talking with, and there are frequent wind noises during the outdoor scenes. The video is much the same.
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Strip Poker (Erotic Men)
Release date: 10/28/2002
Reviewed on: 9/21/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Rick Rogue, Paul Carrigan, Dom Sinclair, Elec Voughn, Sweet William, Patrick Studds, Sam Ritter
Studio: Erotic Men
Directed by: Casey O'Brian, Peter O'Brian
Review brief: Even at 62 minutes, this one's waaaaaaaay too long. Six guys are sitting around playing poker. Bored with the game, someone suggests they play strip poker. One of the guys refuses and leaves. Another follows after him. The four remaining guys: Kevin Cobain, Dom Sinclair, Paul Carrigan, and another I don't know lose all their clothing and start having sex. Kevin and Paul pair up; Dom and the other dude do, too. While they are sucking dick, Rick Rogue and another guy see them from outside and they get it on. Then it's back inside for the fucking with Kevin and Dom as the fuckers. Kevin is a nice looker and Paul and Dom are seasoned pros, yet it's hard to imagine more lackluster sex. (Yawn) For the final scene it's the two guys who left the game. I was glad they left. Talk about your anti-climax. The extras include a photo gallery (who cares?) and trailers that are nothing but phone ads for straights. I've seen some pretty bad films in my time.
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Fat Chicks 1 & 2
Release date: 8/1/2003
Reviewed on: 9/20/2003 by Michael St. David
Studio: X-Real
Review brief: This title is misinforming there are only 4 or 5 fat girls on eack disk and the rest are "regular" Fuck scenes. That is why I gave it a 1/2 on "overall Rating". As for the poor video qulity; I had to have the remote in my hand, constantly re-adjusting the color and brightness levels throughout the entire 2 disk set!! And the camera angle totally sucked a lemmon. The camera is constantly in the wrong place for the action involved. My advice is stay clear of this one unless you can get it for $2.00 or less. Thanks, Michael St.
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Young, Wet & Wild 2
Release date: 3/27/2003
Reviewed on: 9/6/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Sasha, Pat Myne, John West, Gia, Christopher Streams, Kate Frost, Austin, Samantha Sterlyng, Flick Shagwell, Friday, Mark Ashley, Ashley Long, Austin O'Riley, Taylor Lynn, Britney Foster
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Pat Myne
Review brief: Running Time: 96 min. Production Date: 6 / 22 / 2002 thru 7 / 02 / 2002 Director: Pat Myne Cast: Samantha Sterlyng, Flick Shagwell, Gia, Kate Frost, Sasha, Ashley Long, Friday, Austin ORiley, Britney Jade, Taylor Lynn, Pat Myne, John West, Mark Ashley, Nikke Frank, and Christopher Streams Initial Expectations: Ive heard some great things about Pat Mynes work behind the camera. He definitely has a cast with potential here, so Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Shanes World its not! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something light and fun similar to the early Shanes World features. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see and hear the action clearly Audio /Video Quality: The audio is, in a word, horrible. It captures the party boat action perfectly as you get to hear 99 party, boat, and atmosphere and 1 action happening on the boat. Even when they get away from the boat you can barely hear the action, and sometimes on the boat you get to see one couple go at it while another fucks.
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Anime Fiction 2
Release date: 5/28/2002
Reviewed on: 9/3/2003 by astroknight
Studio: MMG
Review brief: Running Time: 57 min. (cover states 45 min.) Production Date: None given Director: None given Cast: Animated Initial Expectations: Anime Fiction 1 didnt overly impress me. Im not expecting much different here. Initial Reaction: The X-Men scene is good, but the rest of the feature is easily skipped. Who Should Watch It : Extreme anime fans who want to see characters they know getting it on Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting the typical darker anime or who isnt familiar with anime Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video are both extremely clear. The animation is decent, but often feels like its just the same loop of animation run over again. Music: The music is a little on the loud side. It ranges from being not much more than the beat of a drum machine and a nice orchestration. Disc Problems: When you go to the extras menu and try to play all of the sequences, the DVD automatically stops at the end of the menu. Menus: The menus arent too bad.
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Erotic Bondage
Release date: 10/15/2002
Reviewed on: 8/29/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Tatiana, Frank Zee, Ariel
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ona Zee
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 5 / 10 / 1996 Director: Ona Zee Cast: Ariel Daye, Tatianna, and Frank Zee Initial Expectations: As with most bondage DVDs, Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: With audio I think this would have been a darn good feature! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants bondage action with a softer touch and who doesnt mind not having audio Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hardcore bondage or who wants audio Audio /Video Quality: Although it looks like it should have it, since there is talking in the movie, theres absolutely no audio for the feature. Okay, if you turn up your volume all the way you get a hiss that sounds kind of like what happens after I eat Mexican food, but I dont really consider that audio. The video shows a fair amount of grain, with the picture looking about like a second generation VHS copy. Music: None Menus: The menus do anything but give a good first impression. The main menu is unanimated and there isnt a chapter menu.
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My Naughty Genie
Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/22/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Luna
Studio: SinTec Media
Review brief: Running Time: 18 min. Production Date: 7 / 25 / 2001 Director: None credited for obvious reasons Cast: Ian Daniels and Luna Initial Expectations: SinTec has a reputation for being one of the worst companies out there. I think Im watching this one just out of morbid curiosity of how bad its going to be. Initial Reaction: The interactive portion isnt quite as bad as I expected, but the movie portion sucks. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something that caters to their I Dream of Jeanie fantasy Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done interactive DVD that competes with the well known lines such as Digital Sins My Plaything or Digital Playgrounds Virtual Sex With Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave more than a little to be desired. The audio is normally clear, but the balance and level seems to change with every camera angle or edit. You also get to hear directions from off camera while seeing the stars reactions.
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Sinfully Yours: Brittany
Release date: 8/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/21/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews
Studio: Digital Lust
Review brief: Running Time: 15 min. Production Date: November 1999 Director: None credited Cast: Brittany Andrews and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: Digital Lust brings to mind a few common words such as liars, inept, Clinton (oops, thats a little redundant, isnt it!), and scum. I think I might be peeking through my fingers here to see just how wrong they do Brittany. Initial Reaction: Run away from it like you would if it were Gray Davis wanting to balance your checkbook. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Brittany Andrews and anybody wondering how to not do an interactive DVD Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can Audio /Video Quality: The audio in the scene isnt too bad. It has an okay balance, but you get to hear the stars get directions from the crew and see them react to each other. The audio for the interactive portion sucks, to say the least. The video isnt too bad. Its nicely lit and although it has a little grain, it isnt much worse than VHS.
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Inescapable Desires
Release date: 11/7/2002
Reviewed on: 8/21/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Charlie, Amythiest, Michelle Michaels, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Full Blown Pictures
Directed by: Bill Black
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 60 min. (so with 3 multiple angles theres roughly 180 minutes of content as the cover claims) Production Date: 9 / 10 / 2002 Director: Bill Black Cast: Charlie, Ann Marie, Amythiest, and Michelle Michaels Initial Expectations: I havent heard a single thing about this company, so Im curious going in. Initial Reaction: The sex is hot, but the DVD leaves much to be desired technically. Who Should Watch It : Dedicated fans of Charlie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done interactive DVD Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very nice. Its clear and well balanced, but there are a couple background noises that intrude on the scenes. The video is also well done, although there are quite a few shadows throughout the feature. Theres also some very slight grain, but the picture normally looks very good. The setup for The Gathering on the DVD, however, uses some filters with the video, which seems completely out of place and makes it look very blurry.
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Raw: Behind the Scenes of Nasty Porn
Release date: 1/22/2003
Reviewed on: 8/18/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Misty Rain, Chad Thomas, Brian Surewood, Kylie Ireland, Randy Spears, Taylor St. Clair, Dick Nasty, Silvia Saint, Jay Ashley, Tavalia Griffin, Dillion Day, Illona
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Directed by: Jon Yuma, Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 8 / 2001 Director: Jon Yuma and Nic Cramer Cast: Taylor St. Clair, Kylie Ireland, Silvia Saint, Misty Rain, Tavalia Griffin, Illona, Randy Spears, Jay Ashley, Dillion Day, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, and Chad Thomas Initial Expectations: Jon Yuma and Nic Cramer did some great work in their Ecstasy Girls series. Im hoping for more here! Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a behind the scenes look at highly artistic sex, complete with the same art direction Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something new, with good technical aspects, or with straightforward scenes Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies from scene to scene. Most of it is pretty good, having nice clarity for the dialogue as well as a good balance. The video also varies, but normally sucks. Some of it has such bad pixelation that I wasnt sure if I was watching new porn or if somebody had piped in an Atari game.
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Francesca Le's Cum Swallowing Whores
Release date: 7/8/2003
Reviewed on: 7/16/2003 by dirty_flea
Starring: Rick Masters, Francesca Le, Guy DiSilva, Darren James, Tony Michaels, Mark Wood, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Sabrine Maui, Olivia Saint, Anthony Hardwood, Ashley Blue, Gen Padova, Cindy Crawford, Tyler Durden, Sabrina Snow, Mario Rossi, Honney Bunny
Studio: Le Wood
Directed by: Francesca Le
Review brief: I'm expecting a lot of cum swallowing from this flick and come (cum) away dissapointed. First of all most all the girls avoid eating any cum with the only exception of Francesca herself. You know that this is a bad flick if even Ashley Blue avoid eating/swallowing cum which happens in this flick. I rented because I thought Francesca would be drinking plenty of cum as shown on the back-cover. Was I wrong. She managed to drop/avoid cum but did down some. Second, the total number of cum shots in this flick won't even match just one shot from Peter North on a good day. Each scenes is the basically the same: one girl sucking 3 guys. They cum in a cake, table top, wine glass, or through a funnel. There is no sex scene at all.
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2 Young 4 U
Release date: 4/15/2003
Reviewed on: 7/14/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Jeremy Steele, Brian Surewood, Elizabeth, Katrina, Lexi, Herschel Savage, Mallory, Easton, Lainey, Hamilton Steele
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Jimmy D
Review brief: Smash Pictures presents A Danny Quinn Production A Jimmy D. Wet Dream Starring Mallory, Lainey, Elizabeth, Lexi, and Katrina with Brian Surewood, Herschel Savage, Hamilton Steele, Jeremy Steele, and Easton Shot & Edited, and Directed by Jimmy D. Tight Security opens up with Mallory Marx, and Brian Surewood, walking through a dark lot with both wearing security labeled shirts, while inspecting the area. Mallory notices an open door, so the two of them go and check it out. They walk inside and Brian goes and turns on the lights. Its a movie set, Brian tells her, but not any movie shes seen before, he adds, and she says, like a porn, going on to act like an adolescent, running around and posing in various parts of the set. This good looking brunette has looked better, but the attitude of the scene, really brings down the appeal of her, and the dumbassedness of Brians facial expressions as he watches her.
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Young Pink
Release date: 3/21/2003
Reviewed on: 6/29/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Kitty, Dale Dabone, Joey Ray, Tony Pounds, Mark Ashley, Lexi Mathews, Trevor Zen, Boo Dilicious, Tanya James, Mandy Starr
Studio: Simon Wolf
Directed by: Robert Herrera
Review brief: Simon Wolf Uncensored Starring Mandy [Starr], Boo, Kitty, Lexi [Matthews], and Tanya [James] SCENE ONE : Tanya James, is a pretty hot 19-year-old blonde who opens this scene with a question and answer getting-to-know-you-type segment, showing off her natural tits along the way, with a brief still shoots segment, and then a guy, Tony Pound, enters. The two kiss and feel each other up, helping each other strip, before she starts sucking his cock. The guy returns the favor onto her, with all sex that follows being vaginal, though through a few various positions, and then to end a simple scene, and a below average scene at best, the guy cums on her face and mouth. But directly after the guy cums on her face, she gets asked a few more questions to really put an end this mediocre scene. SCENE TWO : Mandy Starr is a cute brunette, who is sitting on a bed, snacking on something, when a guy asks her about one of her sex experiences, a good one, which surprises her, as she thought that the guy would ask about her statistics.
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White Trash Whore 7
Release date: 2/14/2003
Reviewed on: 6/28/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Chris Cannon, Mark Anthony, Lexington Steele, Riana Star, Tony Eveready, Randi Storm, Devlin Weed, Cuba DeMoan
Studio: JM Productions
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: J.M. Productions Presents Starring Riana Star and Randi Storm with Chris Cannon, Cuba, Mark Anthony, Weed, Dave Hardman, Tony Eveready, Lexington Steele, and Brian Surewood. Produced and Created by Jeff Steward Directed by Jim Powers Dave Hardman, looking very much like white trash, is placing a bet, when a white trash whore, Riana Star, walks out of a rundown building and asks what hes doing. This decent looking and large breasted brunette is wearing a bra and skirt, while waiting for Brian Surewood to give her a ride to work at the titty bar. Brian arrives and Dave leaves to get some more beer, so while hes gone, she gets taken care of, freeing her tits, and then sucks his cock. Dave apparently forgot his wallet so he returns and catches them in the middle of something, so he pulls his flaccid cock out and joins them. Both guys get a go at her hole, with the oral continuing on, and the dping not far off, theres some more anal and vaginal that follows, and the cumshots across her face, and in her mouth end this below average scene.
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Racquel in Paradise
Release date: 6/23/2003
Reviewed on: 6/24/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Trixie Tyler, Racquel Darrian, Jon Dough, Biff Malibu, Buster Cheri, Hot Cinnamon, Rayne Kayne, Tiara West, Derek Lane
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Derek Lane
Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 1991 Director: Derrick Lane and Mickey Ray Cast: Racquel Darrian, Hot Cinnamon, Rayne, Tiara, Trixie Tyler, Derrick Lane, Jon Dough, Buster Cheri, and Biff Malibu Initial Expectations: I think I remember seeing this movie when I was first able to legally watch porn. Its not giving me good expectations. Initial Reaction: Im thrilled that Racquel is in paradise, but I wish she wouldnt have put the rest of us through this living Hell! Who Should Watch It : Prison inmates Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can possibly do something else, like giving Saddam Hussein and his camel a full body sponge bath with their tongue Audio /Video Quality: Almost everything about the technical aspects leaves much to be desired. The audio is poorly balanced, and has a bunch of feedback-like crap that should make your neighbors dogs wince in pain. The video is just as bad, and shows the beaches in the movie what grain really is. If thats not enough, theres plenty of shadows throughout the movie.
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More Dirty Debutantes 225
Release date: 12/24/2002
Reviewed on: 6/23/2003 by Flash
Starring: Ed Powers, Amber Smith, Felix Vicious, Kendra Lynn, Michelle Michaels
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Even if you are a fan of Ed Powers films, you'll probably find that this one is below the quality of the original entries. The sex scenes are all very formulaic and each volume is starting to look the same now, at least in the beginning there was a variance to the films. Fan of Ed Powers or not, I'd pass on this volume and pick up something else unless you are a fan of one of the stars present in it.
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Mario's Raunchy Road Trip 1: Booty Babes
Release date: 3/24/2003
Reviewed on: 6/13/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Vicky, Mario, Beth, Georgette Neale, Ian Tate, Ria Carlisle
Studio: VCA
Review brief: Running Time: 115 min. Production Date: 02 / 2000 Director: Freddy Finger Cast: Super Mario, Dirty Dog, Georgette Neale, Ria Carlisle, Beth, Vicky, and Willster in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: For some reason, this one scares me. I think it might be due to the ego of a guy who puts the word Super in front of his name. Initial Reaction: I guess its not too bad other than Mario makes Ed Powers look humble and charming. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting porn that focuses on egotistical guys Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants porn focusing on women, thats tastefully edited, or thats an anal and D.P. spunkfest Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty normal for gonzo porn. The audio is often a little off balance, and much of the dialogue seemed just muddy enough that when combined with a British accent I couldnt understand it. Theres a fair amount of camera shakes, extreme close-ups, and shots where you cant see any of the real action.
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Gonad the Barbarian
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/26/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Princess Orgasma
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Arthur King
Review brief: Running Time: 57 min. (the cover states 76 min.) Production Date: 1986 Director: Arthur King Cast: Animated Initial Expectations: For some reason, Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its easily the worst DVD Ive ever seen from VCA. Who Should Watch It : The bottom of a glass and prison inmates Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with a choice Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a little lower than Pokemon. The audio is decently balanced, but some of the audio is a little muddy. The video is okay but doesnt have a lot of detail. Music: The music has the same cheesy feel as most porn of the mid-eighties, and is a bit on the loud side. Menus: The menus are extremely basic. You have the choice between watching one or both movies and previews. There isnt any animation in any of the menus, but this was also a very early DVD release.
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Gag Factor 7
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/15/2003 by BIGmike
Studio: JM Productions
Review brief: JM Productions Presents Starring Belle, Tracy Mathis, Jen-X, Randi Storm, Kelly Warner, Kaylynn, Alexia Riley, Barbie Blazer, Ryan Meadows, Ravika, and Bisexual Britni. Produced & Created by Jeff Steward Directed by Jim Powers SCENE ONE : Kelly Warner, a good-looking girl, opens up this scene lying back on the drool stool, with her head back, and not saying a thing. A cock enters the screen and goes right into her open and waiting mouth, and the throat fucking begins. The guy plunges in and out of her throat, causing lots of drool to run down her face. And after a good throat fucking, the guy launches his load down her throat while still in her mouth, to end an unusually hot scene. SCENE TWO : Kaylynn, looking pretty cute, storms into an office, acting like a prima donna, saying that she wont do what they want her to do, and throws a little temper tantrum before showing a guy what it is that they want her to do. She tricks herself into getting onto the drool stool and soon has a cock down her throat.
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Sodomania 37
Release date: 3/27/2002
Reviewed on: 5/12/2003 by Adlion944
Starring: Mark Davis, Daisy Chain, Kristina, Marcella, Carmen, Boby, Max, Kevin Long, Mary, Sabina, Franco Roccaforte, Johnny Slovak, Toni Ribas, George Uhl, Krystal de Boor
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: This won't be a full review, just a warning to Veronica Vanoza fans who buy this DVD based on her very prominent position on the cover. Remember when Star Wars - Episode One hit theaters? Remember how big all the merchandising was for Darth Maul? His face was huge on the movie posters. Action figures, comic books, books, etc. The marketing people knew Darth Maul was cool. Too bad George Lucas didn't. Darth Maul had about 4 minutes of screen time. Patrick Collins duplicated the same effect with Veronica Vanoza. Despite plastering her face all over the DVD box, the DVD itself, the DVD menu, the opening credits - she has a 5 minute shower tease, gives a 30 second blow job and gets fucked missionary for 1 minute with a tit cumshot. That's the extent of her appearance. In the credits, it shows her fucking reverse cowgirl. This footage ain't in the actual scene. The back cover of the DVD shows a similar reverse cowgirl photo. Not in the movie. This is bullshit stuff and I want my money back. By the way, the rest of the movie is horrible, too.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/30/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Dave Hardman, Stacy Valentine, Christi Lake, Tony Tedeschi, Luc Wylder, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Ashley Renee [I] (classic), Anna Malle, Jonathan Morgan, E.Z. Ryder, Mitchell Grant
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 05 / 06 / 1996 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Anna Malle, Ashley Renee, Steve Drake, Mitchell Gant, Tony Tedeschi, and Vince Voyeur in sexual roles and EZ Ryder and Luc Wylder in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im not sure why, but something about this one really scares me. Initial Reaction: The movie isnt too bad, but the DVD leaves pretty much everything to be desired. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a stereotypical porno Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something that feels a little different in any way or who wants a movie with somebody whos listed on the cover The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies a bit throughout the feature. Some of it is nicely balanced, but quite a bit of it seems a little on the hollow side. The video is pretty good. There isnt much grain, but much of it is a little on the dark side.
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Release date: 10/24/2003
Reviewed on: 12/22/2003 by Saki
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Pale Bottom Needs Color (1993) Studio Metro Genre Softcore Spanking Director None credited Starring Alicia Rio, Kelli, Meekah, Fallon, Kiss, Tanya Fox Running Time 0:52 (yes, that's right, less than an hour!) DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Animated main menu; 13-picture softcore photo gallery; and trailers for Being Porn Again, Fetish Whores, Blowjob Fantasies 19, Asian Hoze, and Skeeter Kerkove's Double Anal Excursions 4 Typical Watchers Spanking curiosity seekers Typical Haters Anyone who is really into BDSM, wants modern production values, or who can't understand why anyone would want to see an adult video without any hardcore action Replay Value None Themes Spanking, softcore, girl-girl, solo masturbation, breast & foot play Condoms None needed If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy No recommendations [ /image ] -->Just the other day, I was thinking about how far the adult video industry has come in the last several years. Back in the 90's, video quality s
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Release date: 12/16/2003
Reviewed on: 12/15/2003 by hardware
Studio: Box Office
Review brief: Title: Asiatrik Cast: Bamboo, Lee Hanh, Virginie, Marcene, Natalie and some guys Cut to the chase: Patrice Cabanel's attempt at art porn is visually tiring and a total failure as pornography. Too bad, because Bamboo, at any rate, looked really nice in her outfit. Run, don't walk, away from this one. Features: Main menu Chapters Scenes: 1) Everyone The entire movie takes place in an oriental looking room with a large matress in the middle. The girls come in and out of the action with Bamboo being the 'mistress' who's usually present in some fashion. The film alternates between brief moments of clarity and interminable crossfades and montage shots. Bring your dramamine if you insist on watching. Rating: D An important note about DVD compatibility: This DVD is formatted in PAL, Region 2. It will not work on most stand-alone DVD players made for the American market.
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Release date: 9/24/2003
Reviewed on: 12/11/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Tina B., Tina Princess
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 54 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Tina B. and five uncredited and unshown guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational Video hasnt been completely sensational from what Ive seen, but theyve had some decent ideas that show promise. This one looks like a different enough oral feature that Im a little curious about it even though Im not really a fan of oral movies. Initial Reaction: The sex is okay but the technical aspects made this one a big loser for me! Who Should Watch It : Deaf people and oral sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a variety of camera angles or who wants average or better technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves much to be desired. You can hear everything, including a few background noises and a little camera noise throughout the movie. It also doesnt synch well with the video. Thankfully with an oral movie there isnt a lot of dialogue.
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Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 12/5/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Pat Myne, John West, Frank Bukkwyd, Victoria Givens, Avena Lee, Britney Foster, Rebecca Love, Kylie Rachel
Studio: Lord Perious
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: the cover claims approx. 90 min. Since there isnt a time stamp and every chapter has its own running time on my DVD-ROM, I have no clue how long the feature actually takes Production Date: 3 / 30 / 2003 thru 4 / 1 / 2003 Director: Shawn Ricks Cast: Victoria Givens, Britney Foster, Avena Lee, Kylie Rochelle, Rebecca Love, Pat Myne, John West, Fabio Scorpion, and Tommy Gunn (listed here as Dr. Thomas Gunn, M.D.) in sexual roles and Wankus, Frank Bukkwyd, Frank Felone, Tony Montana, and Rod Lightning in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Lord Perious hasnt impressed me too much in the past, but with Victoria Givens Im willing to give this one a try! Initial Reaction: Hardware once said That's the trouble with coming up with ideas when you're stoned. You may think they're funny but everybody else thinks you're an idiot.. That said, Im not sure if anybody involved with this wasnt stoned throughout this entire process with the exception of the ladies.
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Release date: 10/5/2001
Reviewed on: 9/22/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Brick Majors, Shay Sweet, Ian Daniels, Charlie, Gina Ryder, Azlea, Claudia, Nicolette, Taylor St. Clair, David Steele, Paul Cox, Pryce Leigh, Shelbee Myne, Amaretta
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 3 / 15 / 1998 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Amaretta, Azlea, Charlie, Gina Ryder, Nicolette, Pryce Leigh, Shay Sweet, Shelbee Myne, Taylor St. Claire, Brick Majors, Dante, Tony Martino, Thomas Ryder, David Steele, Ian Daniels, Paul Cox, and Steve Taylor in sexual situations and Michelle Milano, Lulu Grimes, Kinky Kelly, Captain Protein, and Rev. Cheddar in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Nick Orleans has normally put out enjoyable movies. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting an extremely soft feeling feature Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like artistic effects or who wants something that doesnt feel watered down Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave much to be desired. First, the audio is frequently off balance. People walking over gravel are louder than the people theyre talking with, and there are frequent wind noises during the outdoor scenes. The video is much the same.
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Release date: 10/28/2002
Reviewed on: 9/21/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Rick Rogue, Paul Carrigan, Dom Sinclair, Elec Voughn, Sweet William, Patrick Studds, Sam Ritter
Studio: Erotic Men
Directed by: Casey O'Brian, Peter O'Brian
Review brief: Even at 62 minutes, this one's waaaaaaaay too long. Six guys are sitting around playing poker. Bored with the game, someone suggests they play strip poker. One of the guys refuses and leaves. Another follows after him. The four remaining guys: Kevin Cobain, Dom Sinclair, Paul Carrigan, and another I don't know lose all their clothing and start having sex. Kevin and Paul pair up; Dom and the other dude do, too. While they are sucking dick, Rick Rogue and another guy see them from outside and they get it on. Then it's back inside for the fucking with Kevin and Dom as the fuckers. Kevin is a nice looker and Paul and Dom are seasoned pros, yet it's hard to imagine more lackluster sex. (Yawn) For the final scene it's the two guys who left the game. I was glad they left. Talk about your anti-climax. The extras include a photo gallery (who cares?) and trailers that are nothing but phone ads for straights. I've seen some pretty bad films in my time.
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Release date: 8/1/2003
Reviewed on: 9/20/2003 by Michael St. David
Studio: X-Real
Review brief: This title is misinforming there are only 4 or 5 fat girls on eack disk and the rest are "regular" Fuck scenes. That is why I gave it a 1/2 on "overall Rating". As for the poor video qulity; I had to have the remote in my hand, constantly re-adjusting the color and brightness levels throughout the entire 2 disk set!! And the camera angle totally sucked a lemmon. The camera is constantly in the wrong place for the action involved. My advice is stay clear of this one unless you can get it for $2.00 or less. Thanks, Michael St.
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Release date: 3/27/2003
Reviewed on: 9/6/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Sasha, Pat Myne, John West, Gia, Christopher Streams, Kate Frost, Austin, Samantha Sterlyng, Flick Shagwell, Friday, Mark Ashley, Ashley Long, Austin O'Riley, Taylor Lynn, Britney Foster
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Pat Myne
Review brief: Running Time: 96 min. Production Date: 6 / 22 / 2002 thru 7 / 02 / 2002 Director: Pat Myne Cast: Samantha Sterlyng, Flick Shagwell, Gia, Kate Frost, Sasha, Ashley Long, Friday, Austin ORiley, Britney Jade, Taylor Lynn, Pat Myne, John West, Mark Ashley, Nikke Frank, and Christopher Streams Initial Expectations: Ive heard some great things about Pat Mynes work behind the camera. He definitely has a cast with potential here, so Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Shanes World its not! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something light and fun similar to the early Shanes World features. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see and hear the action clearly Audio /Video Quality: The audio is, in a word, horrible. It captures the party boat action perfectly as you get to hear 99 party, boat, and atmosphere and 1 action happening on the boat. Even when they get away from the boat you can barely hear the action, and sometimes on the boat you get to see one couple go at it while another fucks.
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Release date: 5/28/2002
Reviewed on: 9/3/2003 by astroknight
Studio: MMG
Review brief: Running Time: 57 min. (cover states 45 min.) Production Date: None given Director: None given Cast: Animated Initial Expectations: Anime Fiction 1 didnt overly impress me. Im not expecting much different here. Initial Reaction: The X-Men scene is good, but the rest of the feature is easily skipped. Who Should Watch It : Extreme anime fans who want to see characters they know getting it on Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting the typical darker anime or who isnt familiar with anime Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video are both extremely clear. The animation is decent, but often feels like its just the same loop of animation run over again. Music: The music is a little on the loud side. It ranges from being not much more than the beat of a drum machine and a nice orchestration. Disc Problems: When you go to the extras menu and try to play all of the sequences, the DVD automatically stops at the end of the menu. Menus: The menus arent too bad.
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Release date: 10/15/2002
Reviewed on: 8/29/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Tatiana, Frank Zee, Ariel
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ona Zee
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 5 / 10 / 1996 Director: Ona Zee Cast: Ariel Daye, Tatianna, and Frank Zee Initial Expectations: As with most bondage DVDs, Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: With audio I think this would have been a darn good feature! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants bondage action with a softer touch and who doesnt mind not having audio Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hardcore bondage or who wants audio Audio /Video Quality: Although it looks like it should have it, since there is talking in the movie, theres absolutely no audio for the feature. Okay, if you turn up your volume all the way you get a hiss that sounds kind of like what happens after I eat Mexican food, but I dont really consider that audio. The video shows a fair amount of grain, with the picture looking about like a second generation VHS copy. Music: None Menus: The menus do anything but give a good first impression. The main menu is unanimated and there isnt a chapter menu.
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Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/22/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Luna
Studio: SinTec Media
Review brief: Running Time: 18 min. Production Date: 7 / 25 / 2001 Director: None credited for obvious reasons Cast: Ian Daniels and Luna Initial Expectations: SinTec has a reputation for being one of the worst companies out there. I think Im watching this one just out of morbid curiosity of how bad its going to be. Initial Reaction: The interactive portion isnt quite as bad as I expected, but the movie portion sucks. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something that caters to their I Dream of Jeanie fantasy Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done interactive DVD that competes with the well known lines such as Digital Sins My Plaything or Digital Playgrounds Virtual Sex With Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave more than a little to be desired. The audio is normally clear, but the balance and level seems to change with every camera angle or edit. You also get to hear directions from off camera while seeing the stars reactions.
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Release date: 8/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/21/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews
Studio: Digital Lust
Review brief: Running Time: 15 min. Production Date: November 1999 Director: None credited Cast: Brittany Andrews and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: Digital Lust brings to mind a few common words such as liars, inept, Clinton (oops, thats a little redundant, isnt it!), and scum. I think I might be peeking through my fingers here to see just how wrong they do Brittany. Initial Reaction: Run away from it like you would if it were Gray Davis wanting to balance your checkbook. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Brittany Andrews and anybody wondering how to not do an interactive DVD Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can Audio /Video Quality: The audio in the scene isnt too bad. It has an okay balance, but you get to hear the stars get directions from the crew and see them react to each other. The audio for the interactive portion sucks, to say the least. The video isnt too bad. Its nicely lit and although it has a little grain, it isnt much worse than VHS.
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Release date: 11/7/2002
Reviewed on: 8/21/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Charlie, Amythiest, Michelle Michaels, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Full Blown Pictures
Directed by: Bill Black
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 60 min. (so with 3 multiple angles theres roughly 180 minutes of content as the cover claims) Production Date: 9 / 10 / 2002 Director: Bill Black Cast: Charlie, Ann Marie, Amythiest, and Michelle Michaels Initial Expectations: I havent heard a single thing about this company, so Im curious going in. Initial Reaction: The sex is hot, but the DVD leaves much to be desired technically. Who Should Watch It : Dedicated fans of Charlie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done interactive DVD Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very nice. Its clear and well balanced, but there are a couple background noises that intrude on the scenes. The video is also well done, although there are quite a few shadows throughout the feature. Theres also some very slight grain, but the picture normally looks very good. The setup for The Gathering on the DVD, however, uses some filters with the video, which seems completely out of place and makes it look very blurry.
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Release date: 1/22/2003
Reviewed on: 8/18/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Misty Rain, Chad Thomas, Brian Surewood, Kylie Ireland, Randy Spears, Taylor St. Clair, Dick Nasty, Silvia Saint, Jay Ashley, Tavalia Griffin, Dillion Day, Illona
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Directed by: Jon Yuma, Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 8 / 2001 Director: Jon Yuma and Nic Cramer Cast: Taylor St. Clair, Kylie Ireland, Silvia Saint, Misty Rain, Tavalia Griffin, Illona, Randy Spears, Jay Ashley, Dillion Day, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, and Chad Thomas Initial Expectations: Jon Yuma and Nic Cramer did some great work in their Ecstasy Girls series. Im hoping for more here! Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a behind the scenes look at highly artistic sex, complete with the same art direction Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something new, with good technical aspects, or with straightforward scenes Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies from scene to scene. Most of it is pretty good, having nice clarity for the dialogue as well as a good balance. The video also varies, but normally sucks. Some of it has such bad pixelation that I wasnt sure if I was watching new porn or if somebody had piped in an Atari game.
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Release date: 7/8/2003
Reviewed on: 7/16/2003 by dirty_flea
Starring: Rick Masters, Francesca Le, Guy DiSilva, Darren James, Tony Michaels, Mark Wood, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Sabrine Maui, Olivia Saint, Anthony Hardwood, Ashley Blue, Gen Padova, Cindy Crawford, Tyler Durden, Sabrina Snow, Mario Rossi, Honney Bunny
Studio: Le Wood
Directed by: Francesca Le
Review brief: I'm expecting a lot of cum swallowing from this flick and come (cum) away dissapointed. First of all most all the girls avoid eating any cum with the only exception of Francesca herself. You know that this is a bad flick if even Ashley Blue avoid eating/swallowing cum which happens in this flick. I rented because I thought Francesca would be drinking plenty of cum as shown on the back-cover. Was I wrong. She managed to drop/avoid cum but did down some. Second, the total number of cum shots in this flick won't even match just one shot from Peter North on a good day. Each scenes is the basically the same: one girl sucking 3 guys. They cum in a cake, table top, wine glass, or through a funnel. There is no sex scene at all.
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Release date: 4/15/2003
Reviewed on: 7/14/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Jeremy Steele, Brian Surewood, Elizabeth, Katrina, Lexi, Herschel Savage, Mallory, Easton, Lainey, Hamilton Steele
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Jimmy D
Review brief: Smash Pictures presents A Danny Quinn Production A Jimmy D. Wet Dream Starring Mallory, Lainey, Elizabeth, Lexi, and Katrina with Brian Surewood, Herschel Savage, Hamilton Steele, Jeremy Steele, and Easton Shot & Edited, and Directed by Jimmy D. Tight Security opens up with Mallory Marx, and Brian Surewood, walking through a dark lot with both wearing security labeled shirts, while inspecting the area. Mallory notices an open door, so the two of them go and check it out. They walk inside and Brian goes and turns on the lights. Its a movie set, Brian tells her, but not any movie shes seen before, he adds, and she says, like a porn, going on to act like an adolescent, running around and posing in various parts of the set. This good looking brunette has looked better, but the attitude of the scene, really brings down the appeal of her, and the dumbassedness of Brians facial expressions as he watches her.
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Release date: 3/21/2003
Reviewed on: 6/29/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Kitty, Dale Dabone, Joey Ray, Tony Pounds, Mark Ashley, Lexi Mathews, Trevor Zen, Boo Dilicious, Tanya James, Mandy Starr
Studio: Simon Wolf
Directed by: Robert Herrera
Review brief: Simon Wolf Uncensored Starring Mandy [Starr], Boo, Kitty, Lexi [Matthews], and Tanya [James] SCENE ONE : Tanya James, is a pretty hot 19-year-old blonde who opens this scene with a question and answer getting-to-know-you-type segment, showing off her natural tits along the way, with a brief still shoots segment, and then a guy, Tony Pound, enters. The two kiss and feel each other up, helping each other strip, before she starts sucking his cock. The guy returns the favor onto her, with all sex that follows being vaginal, though through a few various positions, and then to end a simple scene, and a below average scene at best, the guy cums on her face and mouth. But directly after the guy cums on her face, she gets asked a few more questions to really put an end this mediocre scene. SCENE TWO : Mandy Starr is a cute brunette, who is sitting on a bed, snacking on something, when a guy asks her about one of her sex experiences, a good one, which surprises her, as she thought that the guy would ask about her statistics.
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Release date: 2/14/2003
Reviewed on: 6/28/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Chris Cannon, Mark Anthony, Lexington Steele, Riana Star, Tony Eveready, Randi Storm, Devlin Weed, Cuba DeMoan
Studio: JM Productions
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: J.M. Productions Presents Starring Riana Star and Randi Storm with Chris Cannon, Cuba, Mark Anthony, Weed, Dave Hardman, Tony Eveready, Lexington Steele, and Brian Surewood. Produced and Created by Jeff Steward Directed by Jim Powers Dave Hardman, looking very much like white trash, is placing a bet, when a white trash whore, Riana Star, walks out of a rundown building and asks what hes doing. This decent looking and large breasted brunette is wearing a bra and skirt, while waiting for Brian Surewood to give her a ride to work at the titty bar. Brian arrives and Dave leaves to get some more beer, so while hes gone, she gets taken care of, freeing her tits, and then sucks his cock. Dave apparently forgot his wallet so he returns and catches them in the middle of something, so he pulls his flaccid cock out and joins them. Both guys get a go at her hole, with the oral continuing on, and the dping not far off, theres some more anal and vaginal that follows, and the cumshots across her face, and in her mouth end this below average scene.
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Release date: 6/23/2003
Reviewed on: 6/24/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Trixie Tyler, Racquel Darrian, Jon Dough, Biff Malibu, Buster Cheri, Hot Cinnamon, Rayne Kayne, Tiara West, Derek Lane
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Derek Lane
Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 1991 Director: Derrick Lane and Mickey Ray Cast: Racquel Darrian, Hot Cinnamon, Rayne, Tiara, Trixie Tyler, Derrick Lane, Jon Dough, Buster Cheri, and Biff Malibu Initial Expectations: I think I remember seeing this movie when I was first able to legally watch porn. Its not giving me good expectations. Initial Reaction: Im thrilled that Racquel is in paradise, but I wish she wouldnt have put the rest of us through this living Hell! Who Should Watch It : Prison inmates Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can possibly do something else, like giving Saddam Hussein and his camel a full body sponge bath with their tongue Audio /Video Quality: Almost everything about the technical aspects leaves much to be desired. The audio is poorly balanced, and has a bunch of feedback-like crap that should make your neighbors dogs wince in pain. The video is just as bad, and shows the beaches in the movie what grain really is. If thats not enough, theres plenty of shadows throughout the movie.
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Release date: 12/24/2002
Reviewed on: 6/23/2003 by Flash
Starring: Ed Powers, Amber Smith, Felix Vicious, Kendra Lynn, Michelle Michaels
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Even if you are a fan of Ed Powers films, you'll probably find that this one is below the quality of the original entries. The sex scenes are all very formulaic and each volume is starting to look the same now, at least in the beginning there was a variance to the films. Fan of Ed Powers or not, I'd pass on this volume and pick up something else unless you are a fan of one of the stars present in it.
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Release date: 3/24/2003
Reviewed on: 6/13/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Vicky, Mario, Beth, Georgette Neale, Ian Tate, Ria Carlisle
Studio: VCA
Review brief: Running Time: 115 min. Production Date: 02 / 2000 Director: Freddy Finger Cast: Super Mario, Dirty Dog, Georgette Neale, Ria Carlisle, Beth, Vicky, and Willster in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: For some reason, this one scares me. I think it might be due to the ego of a guy who puts the word Super in front of his name. Initial Reaction: I guess its not too bad other than Mario makes Ed Powers look humble and charming. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting porn that focuses on egotistical guys Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants porn focusing on women, thats tastefully edited, or thats an anal and D.P. spunkfest Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty normal for gonzo porn. The audio is often a little off balance, and much of the dialogue seemed just muddy enough that when combined with a British accent I couldnt understand it. Theres a fair amount of camera shakes, extreme close-ups, and shots where you cant see any of the real action.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/26/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Princess Orgasma
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Arthur King
Review brief: Running Time: 57 min. (the cover states 76 min.) Production Date: 1986 Director: Arthur King Cast: Animated Initial Expectations: For some reason, Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its easily the worst DVD Ive ever seen from VCA. Who Should Watch It : The bottom of a glass and prison inmates Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with a choice Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a little lower than Pokemon. The audio is decently balanced, but some of the audio is a little muddy. The video is okay but doesnt have a lot of detail. Music: The music has the same cheesy feel as most porn of the mid-eighties, and is a bit on the loud side. Menus: The menus are extremely basic. You have the choice between watching one or both movies and previews. There isnt any animation in any of the menus, but this was also a very early DVD release.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/15/2003 by BIGmike
Studio: JM Productions
Review brief: JM Productions Presents Starring Belle, Tracy Mathis, Jen-X, Randi Storm, Kelly Warner, Kaylynn, Alexia Riley, Barbie Blazer, Ryan Meadows, Ravika, and Bisexual Britni. Produced & Created by Jeff Steward Directed by Jim Powers SCENE ONE : Kelly Warner, a good-looking girl, opens up this scene lying back on the drool stool, with her head back, and not saying a thing. A cock enters the screen and goes right into her open and waiting mouth, and the throat fucking begins. The guy plunges in and out of her throat, causing lots of drool to run down her face. And after a good throat fucking, the guy launches his load down her throat while still in her mouth, to end an unusually hot scene. SCENE TWO : Kaylynn, looking pretty cute, storms into an office, acting like a prima donna, saying that she wont do what they want her to do, and throws a little temper tantrum before showing a guy what it is that they want her to do. She tricks herself into getting onto the drool stool and soon has a cock down her throat.
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Release date: 3/27/2002
Reviewed on: 5/12/2003 by Adlion944
Starring: Mark Davis, Daisy Chain, Kristina, Marcella, Carmen, Boby, Max, Kevin Long, Mary, Sabina, Franco Roccaforte, Johnny Slovak, Toni Ribas, George Uhl, Krystal de Boor
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: This won't be a full review, just a warning to Veronica Vanoza fans who buy this DVD based on her very prominent position on the cover. Remember when Star Wars - Episode One hit theaters? Remember how big all the merchandising was for Darth Maul? His face was huge on the movie posters. Action figures, comic books, books, etc. The marketing people knew Darth Maul was cool. Too bad George Lucas didn't. Darth Maul had about 4 minutes of screen time. Patrick Collins duplicated the same effect with Veronica Vanoza. Despite plastering her face all over the DVD box, the DVD itself, the DVD menu, the opening credits - she has a 5 minute shower tease, gives a 30 second blow job and gets fucked missionary for 1 minute with a tit cumshot. That's the extent of her appearance. In the credits, it shows her fucking reverse cowgirl. This footage ain't in the actual scene. The back cover of the DVD shows a similar reverse cowgirl photo. Not in the movie. This is bullshit stuff and I want my money back. By the way, the rest of the movie is horrible, too.
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