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Oop's I Swallowed Again 9Anarchy / 5th Element)
Release date: 10/13/2006
Reviewed on: 6/17/2007 by Porn Scout
Starring: Carmel, Brittany, Lyla Lei, Donna Doll, Richelle Ryan
Studio: 5th Element
Review brief: Im mostly motivated to write a review of this DVD to warn people away. First of all, there really isnt much swallowing here, as each scene is one-on-one and ends with a single pop, so the title is somewhat deceptive. But, the larger issue is technical incompetence in shooting and editing. Some fun results include unsteady camera, bad camera angles, poor lighting, weird colors, and occasional blurriness. On top of that, its obvious that the director just doesnt know how to put together a scene and make it flow and/or the editor doesnt know how to cut the scene effectively.
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Adventure Sex 4
Release date: 5/19/2007
Reviewed on: 6/7/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Chloe, Paula, Brittney Skye, Becca Bratt, Mande
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Dave Road
Review brief: Throw a few stoners who like public sex in a motorhome, make sure they have a video camera, and apparently you have the makings of an adult movie. Although the public aspect is pulled off pretty well, the movie appears to be more about just partying and getting stoned, with the sex just being a result of the partying and toking up. The technical aspects are pretty good for the way the movie had to be shot, but there's absolutely no extras beyond the generic. Throw in some unnecessary political statements and a cover that makes the movie look much bigger than what it is, especially when the movie barely makes an hour and a quarter with the recaps and credits, and you have a definite disappointment. This one isn't too big on either the adventure or the sex.
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Barely Legal: Drop It Like It's Hot
Release date: 11/15/2006
Reviewed on: 4/26/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Sarah Blake, Page Morgan, Emily Evermoore, Ryme
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Dale Jordan
Review brief: The Barely Legal franchise focuses on strippers for this release. Stripper school, action in the strip club, and girls who want to see if they have what it takes to be a stripper with their father's friends. Yes, it sounds like it could have potential, but the entire move comes off so generic and cheesy that it's easy to completely forget about the entire movie five minutes after you watch it. Add to that how Huster forces you to watch a complete commercial before the movie (not even allowing you the option to scan through it) and a doesn't deliver on the extras advertised on the box and you have a sure loser of a DVD.
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Big Black Dicks In Asian Chicks
Release date: 12/23/2006
Reviewed on: 3/21/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Mia Smiles, Yuri, Arcadia, Lady Armani, Tinker Belle, Kitty Langdon, Thai Lia
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Rob Spallone
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 2 / 13, 20, 27 / 2006, 3 / 12 / 2006, 11 / 21 / 2006 Director: Rob Spallone Cast: Arcadia Davida, Kitty Langdon, Lady Armani, Mia Smiles, Thai Lia, Tinkerbell, Yuri, Dwayne Cummings, Julian St. Jox, Justin Long, Sylvio Mata, and Tony Eveready The Short Story Initial Expectations: There's something about this one that has me a little worried. Initial Reaction: It pretty much sucks. Who Should Watch It : Gluttons for punishment Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting well captured sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are average at best. The audio has a decent balance that falters a little and I didn't really notice any background noises. Of course, I might have missed a few as I was whimpering about Make it stop watching the movie. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks okay. There's a little minor camera motion throughout the entire movie, and some of it looks like it was sped up with the audio dubbed in.
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Big Ass TransX Winkers 4
Release date: 10/13/2006
Reviewed on: 3/4/2007 by BIGmike
Starring: Angelina, Betty, Dulce, Lissa, Reina, Karissa, Lustiana, Gracy, Rebbeca
Studio: Sinsational
Review brief: Transsexual Performer Looks Rating : 1.0 Big Ass Transx Winkers 4 Starring Angelina, Gracy, Dulce, Lustiana, Lissa, Karissa, Rebbeca, Reina, and Betty FIRST THOUGHTS : After watching the opening credits, I am scared. I saw one, maybe two, she-males that didn't look like men with tits. I have little hope for my first ever viewing of a Sinsational DVD. Reina certainly has a big ass and a big everything else; thighs, stomach, and tits. But viewing this scene would be considered cruel and unusual punishment, so I'll leave it at that and skip through several chapters to get to another scene I wouldn't, and shouldn't, subject myself to... Rebecca has big tits from what looks like a botched augmentation. The nipples face towards the inside, throwing any alignment out the window. I skip forward through the chapters before I lose my lunch, arriving at the third scene... Angelina is passable, and after the first two she-MALES, a welcomed break. I wouldn't go so far as to call her hot or all that great looking, but certainly good is acceptable.
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Mind Games (Legend)
Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 1/24/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Harley Raine, Deja Blew, Tex Sexton, Roy L. Shaft, Shelbee Myne, Bobbie Barren
Studio: Legend
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 81 min. (cover states Approx. 90 min.) Production Date: 9 / 7, 8, 11 / 1999 Director: Adriane Gold Cast: Bobbie Barron (listed here as Swan), Deja Blew, Harley Rains, Shelbee Myne, Taylor St. Clair, Tex Sexton, Roy L. Shaft, and John West The Short Story Initial Expectations: For some reason, this one worries me a little. Initial Reaction: It's annoying and boring. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting heavily artistic movies with vanilla sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants substance to go with their style The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is dominated by voiceovers and heavy music, but there is a little audio from the performers and no noticeable background noises. The video is presented in the full frame format and a bit on the artistic side. The lighting varies throughout the movie and there's a soft feel with a touch of grain to the video. Music: The music is on the loud side.
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XXXorcist, The (Burning Angel)
Release date: 10/16/2006
Reviewed on: 12/21/2006 by Daigoro
Starring: Spyder Jonez, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Doug Sakmann
Review brief: The XXXorcistBurning AngelStarring: Spyder Jonez, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross Directed By: Doug SakmannFEATURE: This is a porn remake of The Exorcist. At the beginning the priest has already shown up to save the girl. The sex is filled with green goop getting vomited from every imaginable orifice. The priest even gets knocked out by goo shooting out of her snatch. Then mom comes in and cleans the goop up by going down on her daughter. So far we have goo shooting holes and incest, as well as demonic possesion. The mother is possessed and the priest performs a "sexorcism" by making sure all of the womens holes are filled. This is a very short film, with one scene divided into three parts and an extremely hard movie to rate. This isn't really porno in the sense that there is absolutely nothing erotic and masterbation isn't one of the reasons behind the films creation. So as pornography it is a failure, but as a gross out, B-movie it succeeds.
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3-Way Or The Freeway (Damaged Productions)
Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 10/30/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Dasani Lezian, Airel, Amparo
Studio: Damaged Productions
Review brief: I havent watched a lot of amateur porn in my life, so I might not be the best source to decide if 3-Way or the Freeway is worth a viewing. But if all amateur smut is like this, I cant understand how anyone in this line of work makes a living. I certainly would never buy this crap. Start with basically unattractive girls, throw in abominable camerawork and terrible editing, add in a pinch of horrible audio, and top it off with boring sex and this is what you get. Im stunned that an established label such as Damaged would handle this 138-minute catastrophe. I guess anyone with a thousand bucks (that would be his total budget) can produce an adult movie these days. Just hire hard-up skanks for $50 apiece, give your cousin $25 to hold the camera anywhere he wants (not focusing on the proper angles, if there are any), ask your buddy at the local A/V store to cut the scenes up any way he wishes (even after hes been out drinking all night), and toss a C-note at the nerd next door who composes obnoxious hip-hop music on his computer to score the whole mess.
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Shut Up and Fuck My A-Hole
Release date: 5/23/2006
Reviewed on: 9/8/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Jay Ashley, John West, Mika Tan, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Talon, Sandra Romain, Dana Vespoli, Buster Good, Kelly Wells, Naudia Nyce
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Dale Jordan
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. (cover states 92 min.) Production Date: 12 / 1 - 2 / 2005 Director: Dale Jordan Cast: Dana Vespoli, Kelly Wells, Mika Tan, Naudia Nyce, Sandra Romain, Buster Good, Cheyne Collins, Jay Ashley, John West, Lee Stone, and Talon The Short Story Initial Expectations: Hustler's put out some very good movies, but Dale Jordan's never impressed me too much. There's a good cast here, but I just can't get too excited about this one. Initial Reaction: It's quite possibly the worst Hustler movie I've seen so far, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Who Should Watch It : Extreme anal sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting camera work at least at an average level or who wants all anal and no vaginal sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I don't think I noticed a single background noise. The video is presented in the full frame format, and shows just a hint of grain.
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Butt Blast
Release date: 5/3/2006
Reviewed on: 7/18/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Bailey, Marie Luv, Seth Dickens, Buster Good, Flower Tucci, Alec Knight, Luscious Lopez, Lexi Bardot, Marco Banderas, Franko Del Torro, Katja Kassin
Studio: Bad Seed
Directed by: Daniel Dakota, Ronnie James
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 117 min. Production Date: 10 / 18, 19 / 2005, 2 / 14 / 2006 (DVD) 3 / 17 / 2006 (cover) Director: Daniel Dakota (movie), Ronnie James (cover) Cast: Bailey, Flower Tucci, Katja Kassin, Lexi Bardot, Luscious Lopez, Marie Luv, Alec Knight, Buster Good, Franko Del Torro, Marco Banderas, and Seth Dickens The Short Story Initial Expectations: I know nothing of Ronnie James, and haven't checked out anything from Bad Seed up until now. With this group of ladies taking anal cream pies I can't wait and have high expectations! Initial Reaction: It's far from a good first impression! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesn't care about anything other than anal anal and cum normally ending up in the girl's ass or who only cares about Marie Luv's scene Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all real anal cream pies and well captured and edited sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay.
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Love Between The Cheeks
Release date: 6/5/2006
Reviewed on: 7/3/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Taylor Rain, Katsuni, Michelle B., Dana Vespoli, Marie Luv
Studio: Suze Randall
Directed by: Holly Randall, Big Bad Onxxx
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 59 min. Production Date: 3 / 1 / 2005 Director: Holly Randall and Big Bad Onxxx Cast: Dana Vespoli, Katsumi, Marie Luv, Michelle B. Taylor Rain, Jerry, Maxxx Black, Mick Blue, Mr. Pete, Scott Nails, Tristan, and Tyler Knight The Short Story Initial Expectations: With a cast like this I can't help but go in with high expectations! Initial Reaction: I'm not sure Holly Randall or Big Bad Onxxx should ever be allowed near a camera again! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesn't have a lot of time but who wants to watch a full movie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done anal movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects show potential at times, but are very inconsistent. The audio is pretty clear, but there are also a few background noises. The level also changes drastically throughout the movie, which is more than a little annoying, and there's some very scratchy audio during the final scene. The video is okay through most of the movie.
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Night At Halsted's, A
Release date: 6/2/2006
Reviewed on: 6/30/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Fred Halsted, J.W. King, R.J. Reynolds, Ben Barker, Gary Sikes, Lee Thompson, Robby Morton, Frank Romero, David Eagleton, Ricky Lindley, Mike Madera, Dale Arnold
Studio: HIS & HIS Gold
Directed by: Fred Halsted
Review brief: This film was basically an advertisement for Fred Halsted's and his club both of which are now defunct. It consists of various get-togethers in a place that looks rather dreary and uninviting. For example we have cute mop-haired Greg Dale blowing the mature Halsted whose dick is shoved through a slot in a clear plastic curtain (Yawn!) along with other encounters which can barely be seen due to dim lighting. As none are uplifting perhaps they were better filmed this way. The only famous performer is J. W. King. In his scene that is blurred with red light and almost impossible to see, J. W. King is lounging in the hall and is picked up by an average Joe. J. W. sucks the guys cock and fucks him. There is dubbed sound that along with the piss-poor lighting keeps us from getting into the scene. After J. W. cums, he reinserts his cock into the guys ass. A rather disturbing bit of business since J. W. was one of the early victims of A.I.D.S . (So was this guy too, I guess.) As a film it sucks. As a commercial for his club I can't belive it would encourage anyone to attend.
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Cytherea Falls
Release date: 4/11/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Angela, Monica, John West, Cytherea, Bridget Sloan, Cindy Silk, Jessica Rivers
Studio: Damaged Productions
Directed by: Jimmy D
Review brief: Cytherea Falls is packaged in possibly the most misleading box cover in porn history. And the movie aint much better. What do the phrases The Ultimate in Squirting and Squirt-A-Thon! conjure up to you? Personally, I thought it would be non-stop, wall-to-wall squirting from all the performers. Well, it isnt, as Cytherea is the only girl to do the squirting thing. Granted, she does it 10-12 times in her lone, 21-minute scene, but that hardly makes a two-hour flick a Squirt-A-Thon. Okay, its the porn industry and we should just accept the hype and move on. That would be fine, except aside from Cythereas romp, theres nothing of value here. The other five non-squirting, unidentified, below-average looking girls barely got my attention. Theres a two girl/two guy scene in a pool, and three one-on-ones. The final girl does anal. Not a facial in the bunch. So, not only do we NOT know who fucked and sucked in the final four scenes, we dont really care.
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Asian Virtual 1: Ellen Sin
Release date: 6/7/2001
Reviewed on: 6/21/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Ellen Sin
Studio: Fantadream
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 58 min. Production Date: 3 / 5 / 2001 Director: None credited Cast: Ellen Sin, an uncredited girl, and a few uncredited guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent seen much from FantaDream, so Im going in with an open mind here. Initial Reaction: Its okay. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting more than just virtual sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting well done virtual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio isnt bad, but it isnt good either. Its fairly clear, but is often a bit muddy and has many minor balance issues. The video is much the same way. Its presented in non-anamorphic widescreen, and the lighting is a bit low. Its also has some noticeable grain that gives the movie a blurry appearance. Neither the audio nor the video impressed me here. Music: The music is very soft, both in style and balance. Menus: The menus are pretty simple.
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Girls Gone Skiing
Release date: 2/22/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Sharon Wild, Felix Vicious, Lexi Lamour, Jack Lawrence, Vanessa Lane, Katrena Starr, Rusty Nails [I] (male)
Studio: High Def Erotica
Review brief: For you skiers out there, you know there are always hot chicks on the slopes and around the bars at the end of the ski day. Well, if you expect to see any of them in Girls Gone Skiing, youll enjoy a gnarly face plant more. In what may be a candidate for worst porn film of all time, there is an absolute dumbass plot, worse acting than in your standard junior high school production, and sex colder than the moguls on the mountain. There might be a total of two minutes of actual skiing action, and Sharon Wild looks like shes been on a few black diamond runs in her time. But the other girls (Katrena Star, Felix Vicious, and Vanessa Lane) are helpless and hopeless. Keep your finger on the FF button between sex scenes (and maybe during them also) to spare yourself the agony of the dialogue and storyline. Its almost painful to watch. As for the sex, there are three boy/girl scenes, one girl/girl, and the grand finale - a four-girl lezfest. Sharon takes a bit of an anal pounding, but aside from that the action is tame, repetitive, and uninspiring.
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Tranny Hunter 4
Release date: 2/12/2004
Reviewed on: 3/22/2006 by BIGmike
Starring: Vanessa, Jessie, Matilda, Tom Moore, Samira, Flabiana
Studio: Zaye Entertainment
Directed by: Richie Zaye
Review brief: Transsexual Performer Looks Rating : 1.5 Zaye Entertainment Presents Tranny Hunter #4 Starring Matilda, Vanessa, Jessie, Flabianna, and Samira. Directed by Richie Zaye and J.C. (as credited in the end credits) A QUICKIE REVIEW: Tom Moore, aka "Tranny Dundee," along with J.C shooting video, begin the tranny hunt in Buenos Aires. The story is nonsensical, so I will spare you the details. One thing I will say, Tom and J.C. love to hear themselves talk, both doing a lot of talking throughout the movie. Well, Matilda is the first tranny, and she's below average in the looks department. She does have large tits, but there's scarring underneath, visible when Tom lays her back on a bed. Tom sucks her cock and wakes her up with his, and they move through a couple of positions of oral before the fucking. Tom fucks her, she fucks him, she cums on his back, then he rolls over to jerk himself off, ending a below average scene.
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Thomas Zupko's Abyss
Release date: 1/15/2002
Reviewed on: 3/20/2006 by hardware
Starring: Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, Valentino, Wanda Curtis, Mickey G., Anthony Crane, MoJo, Gauge, Stevie, Krista Leigh, Mr. Pete, James Hidell, Kristy Myst
Studio: Extreme Associates
Review brief: This is just a quick note to warn anyone thinking of purchasing the DVD of this movie that Extreme has removed the second scene and the bonus scene so as to fit it onto a low-capacity DVD. Unfortunately, Extreme, that is to say Rob Black, did not see fit to provide a new cover announcing this fact, so there's no way to tell by looking at the cover whether or not you're getting a chopped-up version. Hence, the "unacceptable" rating.
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She-Male Strokers 7
Release date: 6/11/2004
Reviewed on: 3/2/2006 by BIGmike
Starring: Holly, Pamela, Kayla, Danielle Foxxx, Lady Godiva
Studio: Rodnievision
Review brief: Transsexual Performer Looks Rating : 1.5 Sammy Mancini Presents She-Male Strokers 7 Starring Danielle Foxxx, Holly, Lady Godiva, Pamela, Kayla, and Nasty Nakita Produced & Directed by Sammy Mancini SCENE ONE : Danielle Foxxx, a very hot 25 year old Brazilian-German girl, with dirty blonde hair, sits and gives some getting to know me type info out of the way. She has a large rack held in place by a tight frilly top. We get through a lengthy intro, which kinda drove me nuts because I didnt want to hit fast forward, but I wanted to see what she had packing. She starts rubbing her cock through tight boy shorts and exposes a large, natural looking, and unscarred boob. Her cock is now freed and she continues to play with it while talking into the camera. Eventually she strips off the frilly garments and continues to masturbate through a variety of positions, with some nice ass shots throughout, ending a very hot scene with an orgasm that leaves her gasping for air. SCENE TWO : Holly, a 22 year old blonde from Chicago is up next.
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No Angel
Release date: 4/29/2005
Reviewed on: 2/14/2006 by Netguy
Starring: Mickey, James, Damian Knight, Chris Fox, Peter Lewis, Ulysses
Studio: Cyber Bears
Directed by: Mike Zillion
Review brief: I dont generally say anything much about the box cover but when I saw No Angel it got me to thinking, thats just one more aspect of our adult viewing pleasure, in a way, and this cover struck me as nice and artistic. It had me intrigued which is more then I can say for most covers. The menus are well done too with a guy wearing some angel wings and sporting a hard on and the menu transitions are a blue cloth. Lets see what No Angle has in store for us. The film opens with Chris Fox, a long-haired stud, fairly well built performing a solo against the backdrop of what appears to be a castle motif. He plays with his cock for a bit, takes a candle from a shelf and drips hot wax down on himself, and basically struts around for the camera. The scene doesnt last long and he doesnt get off before it switches to an angel who is seductively eyeing the camera before it fades out and switches to the next segment. Next up is a stud wearing a motorcycle jacket, Ulysses, blowing a military man, Mickey.
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Mija 1: Beautiful Demon
Release date: 5/22/2002
Reviewed on: 1/20/2006 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 28 min. Production Date: 2001 Director: Uncredited Cast: Animated The Short Story Initial Expectations: NuTechs hentai DVDs have almost always left plenty to be desired. Im not expecting too much here. Initial Reaction: Its not horrible, but its far from great as well. Its also a horrible DVD release, with everything associated with the movie on the DVD not even lasting a half hour. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Hentai fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whod have to pay for it. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: You have the choice between English and Japanese audio, along with optional English subtitles. The audio is fairly clear, but the balance is a little off. The music is loud enough to make much of the audio a little difficult to hear. The video is okay. Theres a touch of grain and the animation is pretty basic even for Japanese standards. Music: The music nicely changes moods to fit the feelings in the scenes, but its a little on the loud side.
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Private Bukkake 6: Splash it All Over
Release date: 11/14/2005
Reviewed on: 1/15/2006 by Gunth
Starring: Nancy, Scotti Andrews, Donna Marie, Jessica Love
Studio: Private
Review brief: First off, I would like to say that I am a very loyal Private fan, and I have always respected the company and their directors for making the best porn in the world. That being said, this movie may be the worst I've seen in my years watching porn. It's hard trying to decide where to begin, but I guess to begin with I will say FALSE ADVERTISING. There were four girls in this movie and like 10 or so guys. At the end of the movie when it came time for the cum shots, each girl took 2 or 3 cum shots on the chest. NO FACIALS. I don't understand how Private can call this a Bukkake movie without facials. Other gripes: This movie was filmed with two cameras and a microphone. I know this because at all times the viewer could see the microphone and the other camera in the movie at all times. No editing, this was just a strait run through.
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Teen Factor
Release date: 7/30/2005
Reviewed on: 12/8/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Anastasia, Claudia Clair, Lisa Lee, Salma de Nora, Dragana Presley, Bibian Norai
Studio: Damaged Productions
Review brief: Teen Factor is another throw-away from Damaged Productions in Europe. Why do they even bother packaging this trash? Maybe it sells over there, but I doubt it will ever catch on in the U.S., where viewers tend to be very selective and expect a good product for their dollars. Where to startokay, only one of the six girls is even remotely close to being a teenager. The star (and I use that term loosely) is Bibian Norai, a blonde who might be old enough to have teens of her own. I cant tell you which girl is the youngest because, like most of Damageds products, there is no (zero, nada) attempt at identifying the performers. No director is credited, although I cant blame the person responsible for this mess for seeking anonymity. As usual with cheap Euro junk (as opposed to the classy films of companies like Private), the voice-overs are in pretty good English, but the dubbing of the performers voices reminds one of a typical conversation at Ellis Island. To their credit, the girls (whoever they are) avoid perpetually staring at the camera, another Euro tradition I hate.
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D.O.A.
Release date: 10/15/2005
Reviewed on: 11/30/2005 by EQSEG
Starring: Timber, Trent Tesoro, Heather Gables, Mark Zane, Chris Justice
Studio: Extreme Associates
Directed by: Lizzy Borden
Review brief: D.O.A. MOVIE TYPE: Plot themed 2 Hours 18 minutes DIRECTOR: Lizzy Borden THEMES: Celebrities, Suicides CONDOMS: None Noted Date of Release: 10/05 Date of Production: 9/15/05 STARS: Paris Gables, Timber, Alias, Chris Justice, and Trent Tesoro REVIEW- The name D.O.A. is an appropriate name for this DVD as it fits. I was really looking forward to a disc that features 6 scenes with the very lovely Heather Gables. For some reason she now goes by the name of Paris Gables, but that is beside the point. This disc is a complete waste of time, Paris Gables not withstanding. In addition, the front cover of the disc shows Paris pretty face covered with cum. The photo is complete doctored, as there are no scenes on the disc showing Paris with that much cum on her face. Scene 1: The feature starts out with Paris driving in a warehouse complex. She stops to pick up a hitchhiker. When the hitchhiker asks what she is doing, she replies that she is driving around picking up boys, and some more really lame porn dialogue.
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Streetcam 212
Release date: 3/5/2005
Reviewed on: 11/12/2005 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Raven, Antoine, Skillz
Studio: Street Life
Review brief: Well, here were precious minutes taken from my life that I will never get back again. What we have here is some amateurish action photographed using a web cam processed for us on a rather faulty DVD-Rom featuring average to less than average black guys with the less than average prevailing and selling for the price of a top of the line DVD. It starts off with a threesome. (We get their names and those of the performers in each scene if we check the Scene Selections but Ive decided the kindest thing I can do here is not mention them.) The camera is at a high angle (which makes cocks look smaller than they actually arebut thats not too bad here as we only see one cock clearly). One of the dudes is apparently fucked. (I say apparently because with that camera angle we never see any penetration.) At any rate we see his back covered with spooge at the scenes conclusion. The second scene features only two guys. So with the limited frame of the web cam its a bit better. One of the guys whom we shall call the suck-ee is getting his cock blown by anotherthe suck-er.
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Polish Pleasures
Release date: 11/1/2004
Reviewed on: 10/13/2005 by Ryder7
Studio: Oh Man
Review brief: Synopsis Someone gave a no talent director the okay to make a gay fuck flick. The result is a bunch of uninspired Polish guys cruising the woods and ruins in search of cock and ass. Poles on poles ensue. Scene 1: Starts off with an opening montage of decent looking clean cut guys in various locations either beating off or sucking one another while shots of a man wearing a demon mask pretending to play the violin appears at the end of each segment...oh... his cock hangs out while he plays the violin btw. Why? My guess is, he is some sort of "sex muse." Our two guys pair off in a bombed out looking building and proceed to have passionless mechanical sex which includes some rimming & sucking foreplay. The entire opening montage with the boring sex lasts 18 minutes. Sex Rating:2/10 Scene 2: This begins with a guy walking thru the woods. He stops to piss (we never see him pee) then moves on. Another guy is seen walking along and he also stops to piss (which we do see) One of the guys stops and sits on a tree stump to jerk off.
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Release date: 10/13/2006
Reviewed on: 6/17/2007 by Porn Scout
Starring: Carmel, Brittany, Lyla Lei, Donna Doll, Richelle Ryan
Studio: 5th Element
Review brief: Im mostly motivated to write a review of this DVD to warn people away. First of all, there really isnt much swallowing here, as each scene is one-on-one and ends with a single pop, so the title is somewhat deceptive. But, the larger issue is technical incompetence in shooting and editing. Some fun results include unsteady camera, bad camera angles, poor lighting, weird colors, and occasional blurriness. On top of that, its obvious that the director just doesnt know how to put together a scene and make it flow and/or the editor doesnt know how to cut the scene effectively.
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Release date: 5/19/2007
Reviewed on: 6/7/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Chloe, Paula, Brittney Skye, Becca Bratt, Mande
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Dave Road
Review brief: Throw a few stoners who like public sex in a motorhome, make sure they have a video camera, and apparently you have the makings of an adult movie. Although the public aspect is pulled off pretty well, the movie appears to be more about just partying and getting stoned, with the sex just being a result of the partying and toking up. The technical aspects are pretty good for the way the movie had to be shot, but there's absolutely no extras beyond the generic. Throw in some unnecessary political statements and a cover that makes the movie look much bigger than what it is, especially when the movie barely makes an hour and a quarter with the recaps and credits, and you have a definite disappointment. This one isn't too big on either the adventure or the sex.
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Release date: 11/15/2006
Reviewed on: 4/26/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Sarah Blake, Page Morgan, Emily Evermoore, Ryme
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Dale Jordan
Review brief: The Barely Legal franchise focuses on strippers for this release. Stripper school, action in the strip club, and girls who want to see if they have what it takes to be a stripper with their father's friends. Yes, it sounds like it could have potential, but the entire move comes off so generic and cheesy that it's easy to completely forget about the entire movie five minutes after you watch it. Add to that how Huster forces you to watch a complete commercial before the movie (not even allowing you the option to scan through it) and a doesn't deliver on the extras advertised on the box and you have a sure loser of a DVD.
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Release date: 12/23/2006
Reviewed on: 3/21/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Mia Smiles, Yuri, Arcadia, Lady Armani, Tinker Belle, Kitty Langdon, Thai Lia
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Rob Spallone
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 2 / 13, 20, 27 / 2006, 3 / 12 / 2006, 11 / 21 / 2006 Director: Rob Spallone Cast: Arcadia Davida, Kitty Langdon, Lady Armani, Mia Smiles, Thai Lia, Tinkerbell, Yuri, Dwayne Cummings, Julian St. Jox, Justin Long, Sylvio Mata, and Tony Eveready The Short Story Initial Expectations: There's something about this one that has me a little worried. Initial Reaction: It pretty much sucks. Who Should Watch It : Gluttons for punishment Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting well captured sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are average at best. The audio has a decent balance that falters a little and I didn't really notice any background noises. Of course, I might have missed a few as I was whimpering about Make it stop watching the movie. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks okay. There's a little minor camera motion throughout the entire movie, and some of it looks like it was sped up with the audio dubbed in.
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Release date: 10/13/2006
Reviewed on: 3/4/2007 by BIGmike
Starring: Angelina, Betty, Dulce, Lissa, Reina, Karissa, Lustiana, Gracy, Rebbeca
Studio: Sinsational
Review brief: Transsexual Performer Looks Rating : 1.0 Big Ass Transx Winkers 4 Starring Angelina, Gracy, Dulce, Lustiana, Lissa, Karissa, Rebbeca, Reina, and Betty FIRST THOUGHTS : After watching the opening credits, I am scared. I saw one, maybe two, she-males that didn't look like men with tits. I have little hope for my first ever viewing of a Sinsational DVD. Reina certainly has a big ass and a big everything else; thighs, stomach, and tits. But viewing this scene would be considered cruel and unusual punishment, so I'll leave it at that and skip through several chapters to get to another scene I wouldn't, and shouldn't, subject myself to... Rebecca has big tits from what looks like a botched augmentation. The nipples face towards the inside, throwing any alignment out the window. I skip forward through the chapters before I lose my lunch, arriving at the third scene... Angelina is passable, and after the first two she-MALES, a welcomed break. I wouldn't go so far as to call her hot or all that great looking, but certainly good is acceptable.
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Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 1/24/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Harley Raine, Deja Blew, Tex Sexton, Roy L. Shaft, Shelbee Myne, Bobbie Barren
Studio: Legend
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 81 min. (cover states Approx. 90 min.) Production Date: 9 / 7, 8, 11 / 1999 Director: Adriane Gold Cast: Bobbie Barron (listed here as Swan), Deja Blew, Harley Rains, Shelbee Myne, Taylor St. Clair, Tex Sexton, Roy L. Shaft, and John West The Short Story Initial Expectations: For some reason, this one worries me a little. Initial Reaction: It's annoying and boring. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting heavily artistic movies with vanilla sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants substance to go with their style The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is dominated by voiceovers and heavy music, but there is a little audio from the performers and no noticeable background noises. The video is presented in the full frame format and a bit on the artistic side. The lighting varies throughout the movie and there's a soft feel with a touch of grain to the video. Music: The music is on the loud side.
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Release date: 10/16/2006
Reviewed on: 12/21/2006 by Daigoro
Starring: Spyder Jonez, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Doug Sakmann
Review brief: The XXXorcistBurning AngelStarring: Spyder Jonez, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross Directed By: Doug SakmannFEATURE: This is a porn remake of The Exorcist. At the beginning the priest has already shown up to save the girl. The sex is filled with green goop getting vomited from every imaginable orifice. The priest even gets knocked out by goo shooting out of her snatch. Then mom comes in and cleans the goop up by going down on her daughter. So far we have goo shooting holes and incest, as well as demonic possesion. The mother is possessed and the priest performs a "sexorcism" by making sure all of the womens holes are filled. This is a very short film, with one scene divided into three parts and an extremely hard movie to rate. This isn't really porno in the sense that there is absolutely nothing erotic and masterbation isn't one of the reasons behind the films creation. So as pornography it is a failure, but as a gross out, B-movie it succeeds.
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 10/30/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Dasani Lezian, Airel, Amparo
Studio: Damaged Productions
Review brief: I havent watched a lot of amateur porn in my life, so I might not be the best source to decide if 3-Way or the Freeway is worth a viewing. But if all amateur smut is like this, I cant understand how anyone in this line of work makes a living. I certainly would never buy this crap. Start with basically unattractive girls, throw in abominable camerawork and terrible editing, add in a pinch of horrible audio, and top it off with boring sex and this is what you get. Im stunned that an established label such as Damaged would handle this 138-minute catastrophe. I guess anyone with a thousand bucks (that would be his total budget) can produce an adult movie these days. Just hire hard-up skanks for $50 apiece, give your cousin $25 to hold the camera anywhere he wants (not focusing on the proper angles, if there are any), ask your buddy at the local A/V store to cut the scenes up any way he wishes (even after hes been out drinking all night), and toss a C-note at the nerd next door who composes obnoxious hip-hop music on his computer to score the whole mess.
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Release date: 5/23/2006
Reviewed on: 9/8/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Jay Ashley, John West, Mika Tan, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Talon, Sandra Romain, Dana Vespoli, Buster Good, Kelly Wells, Naudia Nyce
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Dale Jordan
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. (cover states 92 min.) Production Date: 12 / 1 - 2 / 2005 Director: Dale Jordan Cast: Dana Vespoli, Kelly Wells, Mika Tan, Naudia Nyce, Sandra Romain, Buster Good, Cheyne Collins, Jay Ashley, John West, Lee Stone, and Talon The Short Story Initial Expectations: Hustler's put out some very good movies, but Dale Jordan's never impressed me too much. There's a good cast here, but I just can't get too excited about this one. Initial Reaction: It's quite possibly the worst Hustler movie I've seen so far, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Who Should Watch It : Extreme anal sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting camera work at least at an average level or who wants all anal and no vaginal sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I don't think I noticed a single background noise. The video is presented in the full frame format, and shows just a hint of grain.
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Release date: 5/3/2006
Reviewed on: 7/18/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Bailey, Marie Luv, Seth Dickens, Buster Good, Flower Tucci, Alec Knight, Luscious Lopez, Lexi Bardot, Marco Banderas, Franko Del Torro, Katja Kassin
Studio: Bad Seed
Directed by: Daniel Dakota, Ronnie James
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 117 min. Production Date: 10 / 18, 19 / 2005, 2 / 14 / 2006 (DVD) 3 / 17 / 2006 (cover) Director: Daniel Dakota (movie), Ronnie James (cover) Cast: Bailey, Flower Tucci, Katja Kassin, Lexi Bardot, Luscious Lopez, Marie Luv, Alec Knight, Buster Good, Franko Del Torro, Marco Banderas, and Seth Dickens The Short Story Initial Expectations: I know nothing of Ronnie James, and haven't checked out anything from Bad Seed up until now. With this group of ladies taking anal cream pies I can't wait and have high expectations! Initial Reaction: It's far from a good first impression! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesn't care about anything other than anal anal and cum normally ending up in the girl's ass or who only cares about Marie Luv's scene Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all real anal cream pies and well captured and edited sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay.
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Release date: 6/5/2006
Reviewed on: 7/3/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Taylor Rain, Katsuni, Michelle B., Dana Vespoli, Marie Luv
Studio: Suze Randall
Directed by: Holly Randall, Big Bad Onxxx
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 59 min. Production Date: 3 / 1 / 2005 Director: Holly Randall and Big Bad Onxxx Cast: Dana Vespoli, Katsumi, Marie Luv, Michelle B. Taylor Rain, Jerry, Maxxx Black, Mick Blue, Mr. Pete, Scott Nails, Tristan, and Tyler Knight The Short Story Initial Expectations: With a cast like this I can't help but go in with high expectations! Initial Reaction: I'm not sure Holly Randall or Big Bad Onxxx should ever be allowed near a camera again! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesn't have a lot of time but who wants to watch a full movie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done anal movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects show potential at times, but are very inconsistent. The audio is pretty clear, but there are also a few background noises. The level also changes drastically throughout the movie, which is more than a little annoying, and there's some very scratchy audio during the final scene. The video is okay through most of the movie.
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Release date: 6/2/2006
Reviewed on: 6/30/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Fred Halsted, J.W. King, R.J. Reynolds, Ben Barker, Gary Sikes, Lee Thompson, Robby Morton, Frank Romero, David Eagleton, Ricky Lindley, Mike Madera, Dale Arnold
Studio: HIS & HIS Gold
Directed by: Fred Halsted
Review brief: This film was basically an advertisement for Fred Halsted's and his club both of which are now defunct. It consists of various get-togethers in a place that looks rather dreary and uninviting. For example we have cute mop-haired Greg Dale blowing the mature Halsted whose dick is shoved through a slot in a clear plastic curtain (Yawn!) along with other encounters which can barely be seen due to dim lighting. As none are uplifting perhaps they were better filmed this way. The only famous performer is J. W. King. In his scene that is blurred with red light and almost impossible to see, J. W. King is lounging in the hall and is picked up by an average Joe. J. W. sucks the guys cock and fucks him. There is dubbed sound that along with the piss-poor lighting keeps us from getting into the scene. After J. W. cums, he reinserts his cock into the guys ass. A rather disturbing bit of business since J. W. was one of the early victims of A.I.D.S . (So was this guy too, I guess.) As a film it sucks. As a commercial for his club I can't belive it would encourage anyone to attend.
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Release date: 4/11/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Angela, Monica, John West, Cytherea, Bridget Sloan, Cindy Silk, Jessica Rivers
Studio: Damaged Productions
Directed by: Jimmy D
Review brief: Cytherea Falls is packaged in possibly the most misleading box cover in porn history. And the movie aint much better. What do the phrases The Ultimate in Squirting and Squirt-A-Thon! conjure up to you? Personally, I thought it would be non-stop, wall-to-wall squirting from all the performers. Well, it isnt, as Cytherea is the only girl to do the squirting thing. Granted, she does it 10-12 times in her lone, 21-minute scene, but that hardly makes a two-hour flick a Squirt-A-Thon. Okay, its the porn industry and we should just accept the hype and move on. That would be fine, except aside from Cythereas romp, theres nothing of value here. The other five non-squirting, unidentified, below-average looking girls barely got my attention. Theres a two girl/two guy scene in a pool, and three one-on-ones. The final girl does anal. Not a facial in the bunch. So, not only do we NOT know who fucked and sucked in the final four scenes, we dont really care.
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Release date: 6/7/2001
Reviewed on: 6/21/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Ellen Sin
Studio: Fantadream
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 58 min. Production Date: 3 / 5 / 2001 Director: None credited Cast: Ellen Sin, an uncredited girl, and a few uncredited guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent seen much from FantaDream, so Im going in with an open mind here. Initial Reaction: Its okay. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting more than just virtual sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting well done virtual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio isnt bad, but it isnt good either. Its fairly clear, but is often a bit muddy and has many minor balance issues. The video is much the same way. Its presented in non-anamorphic widescreen, and the lighting is a bit low. Its also has some noticeable grain that gives the movie a blurry appearance. Neither the audio nor the video impressed me here. Music: The music is very soft, both in style and balance. Menus: The menus are pretty simple.
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Release date: 2/22/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Sharon Wild, Felix Vicious, Lexi Lamour, Jack Lawrence, Vanessa Lane, Katrena Starr, Rusty Nails [I] (male)
Studio: High Def Erotica
Review brief: For you skiers out there, you know there are always hot chicks on the slopes and around the bars at the end of the ski day. Well, if you expect to see any of them in Girls Gone Skiing, youll enjoy a gnarly face plant more. In what may be a candidate for worst porn film of all time, there is an absolute dumbass plot, worse acting than in your standard junior high school production, and sex colder than the moguls on the mountain. There might be a total of two minutes of actual skiing action, and Sharon Wild looks like shes been on a few black diamond runs in her time. But the other girls (Katrena Star, Felix Vicious, and Vanessa Lane) are helpless and hopeless. Keep your finger on the FF button between sex scenes (and maybe during them also) to spare yourself the agony of the dialogue and storyline. Its almost painful to watch. As for the sex, there are three boy/girl scenes, one girl/girl, and the grand finale - a four-girl lezfest. Sharon takes a bit of an anal pounding, but aside from that the action is tame, repetitive, and uninspiring.
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Release date: 2/12/2004
Reviewed on: 3/22/2006 by BIGmike
Starring: Vanessa, Jessie, Matilda, Tom Moore, Samira, Flabiana
Studio: Zaye Entertainment
Directed by: Richie Zaye
Review brief: Transsexual Performer Looks Rating : 1.5 Zaye Entertainment Presents Tranny Hunter #4 Starring Matilda, Vanessa, Jessie, Flabianna, and Samira. Directed by Richie Zaye and J.C. (as credited in the end credits) A QUICKIE REVIEW: Tom Moore, aka "Tranny Dundee," along with J.C shooting video, begin the tranny hunt in Buenos Aires. The story is nonsensical, so I will spare you the details. One thing I will say, Tom and J.C. love to hear themselves talk, both doing a lot of talking throughout the movie. Well, Matilda is the first tranny, and she's below average in the looks department. She does have large tits, but there's scarring underneath, visible when Tom lays her back on a bed. Tom sucks her cock and wakes her up with his, and they move through a couple of positions of oral before the fucking. Tom fucks her, she fucks him, she cums on his back, then he rolls over to jerk himself off, ending a below average scene.
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Release date: 1/15/2002
Reviewed on: 3/20/2006 by hardware
Starring: Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, Valentino, Wanda Curtis, Mickey G., Anthony Crane, MoJo, Gauge, Stevie, Krista Leigh, Mr. Pete, James Hidell, Kristy Myst
Studio: Extreme Associates
Review brief: This is just a quick note to warn anyone thinking of purchasing the DVD of this movie that Extreme has removed the second scene and the bonus scene so as to fit it onto a low-capacity DVD. Unfortunately, Extreme, that is to say Rob Black, did not see fit to provide a new cover announcing this fact, so there's no way to tell by looking at the cover whether or not you're getting a chopped-up version. Hence, the "unacceptable" rating.
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Release date: 6/11/2004
Reviewed on: 3/2/2006 by BIGmike
Starring: Holly, Pamela, Kayla, Danielle Foxxx, Lady Godiva
Studio: Rodnievision
Review brief: Transsexual Performer Looks Rating : 1.5 Sammy Mancini Presents She-Male Strokers 7 Starring Danielle Foxxx, Holly, Lady Godiva, Pamela, Kayla, and Nasty Nakita Produced & Directed by Sammy Mancini SCENE ONE : Danielle Foxxx, a very hot 25 year old Brazilian-German girl, with dirty blonde hair, sits and gives some getting to know me type info out of the way. She has a large rack held in place by a tight frilly top. We get through a lengthy intro, which kinda drove me nuts because I didnt want to hit fast forward, but I wanted to see what she had packing. She starts rubbing her cock through tight boy shorts and exposes a large, natural looking, and unscarred boob. Her cock is now freed and she continues to play with it while talking into the camera. Eventually she strips off the frilly garments and continues to masturbate through a variety of positions, with some nice ass shots throughout, ending a very hot scene with an orgasm that leaves her gasping for air. SCENE TWO : Holly, a 22 year old blonde from Chicago is up next.
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Release date: 4/29/2005
Reviewed on: 2/14/2006 by Netguy
Starring: Mickey, James, Damian Knight, Chris Fox, Peter Lewis, Ulysses
Studio: Cyber Bears
Directed by: Mike Zillion
Review brief: I dont generally say anything much about the box cover but when I saw No Angel it got me to thinking, thats just one more aspect of our adult viewing pleasure, in a way, and this cover struck me as nice and artistic. It had me intrigued which is more then I can say for most covers. The menus are well done too with a guy wearing some angel wings and sporting a hard on and the menu transitions are a blue cloth. Lets see what No Angle has in store for us. The film opens with Chris Fox, a long-haired stud, fairly well built performing a solo against the backdrop of what appears to be a castle motif. He plays with his cock for a bit, takes a candle from a shelf and drips hot wax down on himself, and basically struts around for the camera. The scene doesnt last long and he doesnt get off before it switches to an angel who is seductively eyeing the camera before it fades out and switches to the next segment. Next up is a stud wearing a motorcycle jacket, Ulysses, blowing a military man, Mickey.
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Release date: 5/22/2002
Reviewed on: 1/20/2006 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 28 min. Production Date: 2001 Director: Uncredited Cast: Animated The Short Story Initial Expectations: NuTechs hentai DVDs have almost always left plenty to be desired. Im not expecting too much here. Initial Reaction: Its not horrible, but its far from great as well. Its also a horrible DVD release, with everything associated with the movie on the DVD not even lasting a half hour. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Hentai fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whod have to pay for it. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: You have the choice between English and Japanese audio, along with optional English subtitles. The audio is fairly clear, but the balance is a little off. The music is loud enough to make much of the audio a little difficult to hear. The video is okay. Theres a touch of grain and the animation is pretty basic even for Japanese standards. Music: The music nicely changes moods to fit the feelings in the scenes, but its a little on the loud side.
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Release date: 11/14/2005
Reviewed on: 1/15/2006 by Gunth
Starring: Nancy, Scotti Andrews, Donna Marie, Jessica Love
Studio: Private
Review brief: First off, I would like to say that I am a very loyal Private fan, and I have always respected the company and their directors for making the best porn in the world. That being said, this movie may be the worst I've seen in my years watching porn. It's hard trying to decide where to begin, but I guess to begin with I will say FALSE ADVERTISING. There were four girls in this movie and like 10 or so guys. At the end of the movie when it came time for the cum shots, each girl took 2 or 3 cum shots on the chest. NO FACIALS. I don't understand how Private can call this a Bukkake movie without facials. Other gripes: This movie was filmed with two cameras and a microphone. I know this because at all times the viewer could see the microphone and the other camera in the movie at all times. No editing, this was just a strait run through.
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Release date: 7/30/2005
Reviewed on: 12/8/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Anastasia, Claudia Clair, Lisa Lee, Salma de Nora, Dragana Presley, Bibian Norai
Studio: Damaged Productions
Review brief: Teen Factor is another throw-away from Damaged Productions in Europe. Why do they even bother packaging this trash? Maybe it sells over there, but I doubt it will ever catch on in the U.S., where viewers tend to be very selective and expect a good product for their dollars. Where to startokay, only one of the six girls is even remotely close to being a teenager. The star (and I use that term loosely) is Bibian Norai, a blonde who might be old enough to have teens of her own. I cant tell you which girl is the youngest because, like most of Damageds products, there is no (zero, nada) attempt at identifying the performers. No director is credited, although I cant blame the person responsible for this mess for seeking anonymity. As usual with cheap Euro junk (as opposed to the classy films of companies like Private), the voice-overs are in pretty good English, but the dubbing of the performers voices reminds one of a typical conversation at Ellis Island. To their credit, the girls (whoever they are) avoid perpetually staring at the camera, another Euro tradition I hate.
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Release date: 10/15/2005
Reviewed on: 11/30/2005 by EQSEG
Starring: Timber, Trent Tesoro, Heather Gables, Mark Zane, Chris Justice
Studio: Extreme Associates
Directed by: Lizzy Borden
Review brief: D.O.A. MOVIE TYPE: Plot themed 2 Hours 18 minutes DIRECTOR: Lizzy Borden THEMES: Celebrities, Suicides CONDOMS: None Noted Date of Release: 10/05 Date of Production: 9/15/05 STARS: Paris Gables, Timber, Alias, Chris Justice, and Trent Tesoro REVIEW- The name D.O.A. is an appropriate name for this DVD as it fits. I was really looking forward to a disc that features 6 scenes with the very lovely Heather Gables. For some reason she now goes by the name of Paris Gables, but that is beside the point. This disc is a complete waste of time, Paris Gables not withstanding. In addition, the front cover of the disc shows Paris pretty face covered with cum. The photo is complete doctored, as there are no scenes on the disc showing Paris with that much cum on her face. Scene 1: The feature starts out with Paris driving in a warehouse complex. She stops to pick up a hitchhiker. When the hitchhiker asks what she is doing, she replies that she is driving around picking up boys, and some more really lame porn dialogue.
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Release date: 3/5/2005
Reviewed on: 11/12/2005 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Raven, Antoine, Skillz
Studio: Street Life
Review brief: Well, here were precious minutes taken from my life that I will never get back again. What we have here is some amateurish action photographed using a web cam processed for us on a rather faulty DVD-Rom featuring average to less than average black guys with the less than average prevailing and selling for the price of a top of the line DVD. It starts off with a threesome. (We get their names and those of the performers in each scene if we check the Scene Selections but Ive decided the kindest thing I can do here is not mention them.) The camera is at a high angle (which makes cocks look smaller than they actually arebut thats not too bad here as we only see one cock clearly). One of the dudes is apparently fucked. (I say apparently because with that camera angle we never see any penetration.) At any rate we see his back covered with spooge at the scenes conclusion. The second scene features only two guys. So with the limited frame of the web cam its a bit better. One of the guys whom we shall call the suck-ee is getting his cock blown by anotherthe suck-er.
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Release date: 11/1/2004
Reviewed on: 10/13/2005 by Ryder7
Studio: Oh Man
Review brief: Synopsis Someone gave a no talent director the okay to make a gay fuck flick. The result is a bunch of uninspired Polish guys cruising the woods and ruins in search of cock and ass. Poles on poles ensue. Scene 1: Starts off with an opening montage of decent looking clean cut guys in various locations either beating off or sucking one another while shots of a man wearing a demon mask pretending to play the violin appears at the end of each segment...oh... his cock hangs out while he plays the violin btw. Why? My guess is, he is some sort of "sex muse." Our two guys pair off in a bombed out looking building and proceed to have passionless mechanical sex which includes some rimming & sucking foreplay. The entire opening montage with the boring sex lasts 18 minutes. Sex Rating:2/10 Scene 2: This begins with a guy walking thru the woods. He stops to piss (we never see him pee) then moves on. Another guy is seen walking along and he also stops to piss (which we do see) One of the guys stops and sits on a tree stump to jerk off.
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