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Teens In Toyland (Metro)
Release date: 8/7/2003
Reviewed on: 4/7/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Mark Davis, Pat Myne, Dillion Day, Lee Stone, Joey Ray, Sabrine Maui, Temptation, Taylor Rain, Nyomi Marcela, Britney Foster
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Britney Foster
Review brief: I have been renting and buying porn for nearly 30 years. I usually make a decision on which titles to get by the actresses in the cast list. I have never acquired smut based on the actors involved. I do, however, avoid certain flicks when guys like Pat Myne are involved. I had Metros Teens in Toyland fall into my lap the other day and thought Id give Pat another try. Mistake # 1! Back to him later. Britney Foster directs this amateurish attempt at erotica. It must be her first directorial effort. She interviews the girls as they play, first with toys, then with real male cocks. Her questions come right out of junior high bathroom talk. Do you like playing with yourself? Does that feel good? Do you enjoy sucking cock? Totally amateur and obnoxious! Taylor Rain is a brown-haired beauty forced to endure (along with us) Britneys inane questions until she and Joey Ray start fucking. Shes a piece of sexual dynamite and appears to be having a great time until Britney starts asking questions again.
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Gag Factor 7
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 4/1/2004 by astroknight
Studio: JM Productions
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 114 min. (cover states approx. 120 min., which is fairly close) Production Date: 12 / 5-7 / 2001, 12 / 10 / 2001 Director: Jim Powers Cast: Alexia Riley, Barbi Blazer, Belle, Bisexual Britni, Jen X., Kaylynn, Kelly Warner, Randi Storm, Ravika, Ryan Meadows, Tracy Mathis, Brian Surewood, Jim Powers, and Jay Ashley The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent heard much good about this series, but with Kelly Warner in it I had to give it a chance. Initial Reaction: Its as distasteful as Ive heard. Who Should Watch It : Misogynists Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with taste The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio denies you nothing. You get to hear everything going on in the rooms, including every sound the camera makes as it snaps pictures. The video is pretty good. Theres a little minor grain, but the feature is well lit. Music: None Menus: The main menu has some simple animation and gives an okay first impression.
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Real Sexxx Letters
Release date: 10/14/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: John West, Nikki Lynn, Rafe, Hamilton Steele, Rachel Rotten, Dave Pounder, Rob Rotten, Crystal Ray, Katarina McKenna, Lovely Lexi
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Jimmy D
Review brief: Ive enjoyed Purrrfect Videos Real XXX Letters series and mistakenly picked this one up thinking it was the next volume. Oops! Nothing is further from the fact. Real Sexxx Letters is a cheap ripoff of a successful series. The first evidence that this DVD will have problems is to look at the cast list. Any production that includes Rob Rotten can be considered second-rate immediately. This guy is a walking freak show, with tattoos covering his entire body and a spiked Mohawk that is just plain frightening. To try to pass him off as a porn star is an insult to all other porners. He is, quite simply, unwatchable. But I digress. Like Real XXX Letters, this flick employs a voiceover of a girl reading a letter from an alleged porn fan. That can be a strong tool to set up a scene when done properly. Here, it reeks of sophomoric love notes. Crystal Ray starts off the action with John West. Her average looks are ruined by an unsightly tailbone tat. She sports long, blond hair, a lithe body, and natural, medium tits.
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Santeria
Release date: 2/14/2004
Reviewed on: 3/24/2004 by Moonchimes
Starring: Brian Surewood, Daisy, Brian Heston, Kimmy Kahn, Shawnie, Tyler Knight, Nautica Thorn, Kayla Marie, Eva Angelina
Studio: Video Team
Directed by: David Aaron Clark
Review brief: Scene 1: Daisy. Thumbs down. Daisy is a very attractive petite Latino woman. She plays with a vibrator while sitting on some man with some sort of muzzle on his face. Then we get some lackluster 69 oral. Then we get some cowgirl. The lighting is not good. Too many shadows. Though, the main problem with this scene is that the editor is finger happy. He keeps switching the camera angle every 5 seconds. You can't stay focused. The acting is not convincible at all. The sex, for the most part, is boring. The man is way too easy on her. Only when Daisy is in the standing position does the sex even get mildly interesting. But as a whole, this scene certainly doesn't encourage me to want to whack off. Scene 2: 2 white women, 1 black guy. Thumbs down. First thing I notice is that the lighting is terrible. It's too dark. It's obvious that the director intended it that way, but I don't like it. Two white girls and one black guy in this scene. Scene starts with a bunch of dick sucking. Then we get some dark shadow fucking. The women are very unbelievable with their moans.
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Teen Tryouts: Audition 5
Release date: 5/15/2001
Reviewed on: 3/19/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Angel, Buffy Van Norton, Summer Breeze, Kate Frost, Sheila Rossi
Studio: Devil's Film
Directed by: Brandon Iron, Mark Wood
Review brief: Mark Wood looks pretty good in a goatee! Thats about as complimentary as this reviewer will go with Teen Tryouts Audition #5. This is another collaboration of Wood and Brandon Iron, two fellas who give guys everywhere a bad name. It is a self-serving movie giving the guys a chance to demonstrate their immaturity and bad movie-making skills. They open each of the five scenes with a little background about the girls. They are obviously very impressed with themselves as they smugly call the girls sluts or cunts. Just what I wanted to know before I watch the scene! Very cute blond Buffy Van Norton has the distinction of starting the action with a clean-shaven Wood. Mark, the more of that face you cover with whiskers, the better! With dyed-blond hair, he goes through all the usual pseudo-rough stuff with Buffy fish-hooking her mouth with his fingers, strangling, squeezing her small tits, etc. The facial is well-placed and leaves her a gooey mess. She doesnt appear to have enjoyed the experience. Blond Summer Breeze is next. She has large, natural boobs and a tailbone tat.
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Mercedes Gangbang
Release date: 2/18/2004
Reviewed on: 3/11/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Mercedes
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 61 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None listed Cast: Mercedes and three black guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed luck from Sensational, so Im not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Boredom. Who Should Watch It : Extreme interracial sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Gangbang fans The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: Most of Sensationals movies are done with a halfway amateur feel, which lends some charm to them while having some things which will probably turn a few people off. The audio is nicely balanced, but theres a lot of background noises. Not only do you get to hear the camera, but you get to hear the crew almost as if theyre a part of the scene. The video is okay. It has a little grain, and although there are a few shadows, its pretty well lit. Theres a bit of camera shake, and the cameramen show up in the background throughout the action.
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2 Timers: Ms 24/7 & Squirting Anne
Release date: 2/17/2004
Reviewed on: 3/9/2004 by astroknight
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 95 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None listed Cast: Squirting Anne, Ms. 24/7, Tony Eveready, a white guy, and a couple more black guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Normally Sensational has only included one scene like these on a DVD. Seeing them putting the care in to double them up gives me some hope here. Initial Reaction: I should have turned it off after the first scene. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who can turn it off after the first scene Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who feels the need to watch full movies The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: Most of Sensationals movies are done with a halfway amateur feel, which lends some charm to them while having some things which will probably turn a few people off. The audio in the first scene is a bit on the quiet side, but balanced pretty well. Theres a few of background noises, most of which come from the camera although there are a few comments with the crew. The video is okay.
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Trannies Gone Solo (Zaye Entertainment)
Release date: 1/21/2004
Reviewed on: 2/21/2004 by BIGmike
Starring: Celeste, Vanessa, Tamara, Jessie, Tania
Studio: Zaye Entertainment
Review brief: Transsexual Performer Looks Rating : 1.5 Trannies Gone Solo Directors, as listed at the end credits: Richie Zaye & J.C. Starring Julietta, Tamara, Matilde, Ana Lea, Guadalupe, Samira, Taniia, Jesse, Flabiana, Vanessa, and Celeste [All of the following scenes open up with the girls vitals, including: name, age, height, weight, and stats(How true they are? Who knows?)] SCENE ONE : Julietta, a pretty decent looking, and tattooed, blonde, with hair in pigtails, 22 year old, at 5 6, and weighing in at 125 lbs. opens this 9 minute long scene up by dancing around in a blue checkered mini skirt, white stockings and garter, with white panties and white bra. She strips out of the mini, teasing the camera with her cock a bit while stripping out of the bra, then she gets up on a bed, and while bent over, she pulls her panties down, eventually removing them.
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Flashback Game 3
Release date: 6/13/2002
Reviewed on: 2/20/2004 by Lee O
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: FLASH BACK 3 Studio: NuTech Digital Run Time: 26.05 Director: who knows Extras: Photo Galleries , Trailers Date Made: 2002 Video: 4:3 Cast: voices of Ava Vincent , Aurora Snow Audio: Dolby Digital 2.0 Type: hentai ( anime ) Region: 0 (all) , NTSC Condoms: 0/4 scenes Lingere: 1/4 scenes The Story The final part of a trilogy called Flashback , this Hentai's main selling point is in the use of real porn stars voicing some of the characters . Whether or not that's a particular turn on will have to be up to you . The story revolves around three girls ( Mizuho , Yuri , Noriko ) who are undergoing experiments which reveal their innermost sexual desires . Each sexual encounter is referred to as a 'treatment' , and they appear to sometimes take place in reality and occasionally in the girls' subconscious . Believe me , that sounds a lot more interesting than the finished product .
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Pink Eye 2
Release date: 12/24/2002
Reviewed on: 2/14/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Mark Cummings, Johnny Thrust, Tony Martino, Scott Lyons, Princess, Sabrina Jade, Mr. Pete, Kelly Fire, Brandi Lyons, Layne Young, Saphire Rae, Julie Night, Trent Tesoro, Michelle St. James, Angelina Jolly, Cailey Taylor, Hamilton Steele, Amanda Lee
Studio: Multimedia Pictures
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: No porn reviewer on the Internet enjoys a good facial more than I. In fact, I believe every porn scene should end with cum on the mug and a minimum 30 seconds of post cum head. But the folks at Notorious have gone too far with Pink Eye #2. The premise in the Pink Eye series is for girls to give blowjobs, then have the guys cum on their eye(s), even to the point of holding their eyelids open with one hand while jacking off with the other. Now any guy who has shot his wad (intentionally or not) into a girls eye knows that it stings a little, at best, and downright hurts, at worst. Doing this inevitably means you will have a partner who either warns you once not to repeat it, or leaves you for good right then and there. So to willfully and intentionally shoot guy goo into their peepers verges on sadism and physical abuse. And I, for one, do not find it erotic in the least. To their credit, most of the 11 girls in this flick are good sports. They give blowjobs that range from pretty good to very enthusiastic, considering they know they are about to be in agony.
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Insatiable 2 (I-Candy)
Release date: 8/2/2000
Reviewed on: 1/30/2004 by Monkey
Starring: Paul Thomas, Shanna McCullough, Jamie Gillis, Marilyn Chambers, Juliet Anderson, Craig Roberts, Janey Robbins, Bobby Dee, Valerie LeVeau
Studio: I-Candy
Directed by: Godfrey Daniels
Review brief: I-Candy's DVD release of Insatiable was really well done, with obvious time and attention spent on it. A DVD well worth buying. Now I personally always prefered Insatiable II, so when I saw that I-Candy had released it on DVD I jumped at the chance to buy it. What a mistake. This DVD is almost the exact opposite of the Insatiable DVD release. The menus were obviously quickly thrown together, with a quality so poor that the DVD creators should be embarassed to have their names associated with it (e.g. menu selections indicated by an ugly big handrawn single color red X next to the item). There are no extras to speak of, there's no time code on the movie, and for some reason the movie plays horizontally squished to 50 of it's proper width (imagine the reverse of letterbox) on my Pioneer DVD player, on which I've played hundreds of DVDs and NEVER before seen this effect. And worst of all, the movie is missing LARGE segments from the original release for no percievable reason.
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Just In
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/26/2004 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Eric York, Drew Andrews, Doug Jeffries, Cutter West, Chris Yeager, Mason Walker, Ty Davenport, Tom Moore, Brandon Phillips, Rick Fox, Paul Rappallo
Studio: Oh Man
Directed by: John Simms
Review brief: It is said that when William Burroughs wrote NAKED LUNCH he did so in chronological order. Then sat down with scissors, cut up the pages, and haphazardly rearranged them. It appears that the editor of this film has used precisely that same technique. None of the scenes here play through to their conclusions. The first two scenes intercut with one another as do the last two scenes, making this a frustrating film to watch. What in the world did they think they were doing? There are some good performers here but the way the film is hacked and hewed defeats anything they do. It is virtually impossible to get off watching it, and that is the raison dêtre of these things, isnt it? The concept behind this chaotic jumble is of a house of masseurs who dont ply their trade on call, just in. Of course these masseurs offer more than just a back rub. Mason Walker and Chris Yeager are the first clients. Their masseurs are Drew Andrews and Doug Jeffries.
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Virtual Sex with Taylor Hayes
Release date: 5/17/2001
Reviewed on: 1/5/2004 by schomburg2002
Starring: Taylor Hayes
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: Virtual Sex with Taylor Hayes. As you can tell by the rating I gave it, I didnt like it very much. Dont get me wrong Taylor Hayes is one of the cutest porn stars out there in the adult entertainment business. However, her acting in this particular piece is horrible. For starters, Taylor moans like a door from a haunted house being open slowly, the squeaky annoying sound. Taylor doesnt act like she is really into the whole sexual experience, even though she said she was so wet for you (Hah!) Another thing is, and I know a lot of you are going to get angry with me, but Taylor CANNOT suck a cock. Now, Im not an expert at sucking cock, but jeez Taylor acts like its her first time. She tries to spit on the cock, but instead it looks like shes blowing it literally. And when she does suck it she hums.
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Raunch 9
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/30/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Tom Byron, Shelby Stevens, Alex Sanders, Julia Ann, Diva, Woody Long, Vixxen, Laurie Cameron, Aaron Colt
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 09 / 1993 Director: Fred J. Lincoln Cast: Julia Ann, Diva, Laurie Cameron, Shelby Stevens, VixXen, Aaron Colt, Steve Drake, Alex Sanders, and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: Something about this one scares me, but with Julia Ann and Celeste on the cover I cant resist it! Initial Reaction: Its kind of like a tornado. Im not sure if it sucks or blows. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Julia Ann fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can afford the money to pick up one of Julia Anns current Wicked DVDs. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is decent. Its nothing outstanding, but for the time the feature was made it seems decently done. The video shows some of the age of the feature. Theres a blue bar that runs down the left side of the screen and a bit of grain. Surprisingly the lighting is pretty good, but there are a fair amount of soft focus blurs.
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Corporate Affairs (NuTech)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/30/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Dave Hardman, Stacy Valentine, Christi Lake, Tony Tedeschi, Luc Wylder, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Ashley Renee [I] (classic), Anna Malle, Jonathan Morgan, E.Z. Ryder, Mitchell Grant
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 05 / 06 / 1996 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Anna Malle, Ashley Renee, Steve Drake, Mitchell Gant, Tony Tedeschi, and Vince Voyeur in sexual roles and EZ Ryder and Luc Wylder in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im not sure why, but something about this one really scares me. Initial Reaction: The movie isnt too bad, but the DVD leaves pretty much everything to be desired. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a stereotypical porno Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something that feels a little different in any way or who wants a movie with somebody whos listed on the cover The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies a bit throughout the feature. Some of it is nicely balanced, but quite a bit of it seems a little on the hollow side. The video is pretty good. There isnt much grain, but much of it is a little on the dark side.
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Fetish Dreams: Pale Bottom Needs Color
Release date: 10/24/2003
Reviewed on: 12/22/2003 by Saki
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Pale Bottom Needs Color (1993) Studio Metro Genre Softcore Spanking Director None credited Starring Alicia Rio, Kelli, Meekah, Fallon, Kiss, Tanya Fox Running Time 0:52 (yes, that's right, less than an hour!) DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Animated main menu; 13-picture softcore photo gallery; and trailers for Being Porn Again, Fetish Whores, Blowjob Fantasies 19, Asian Hoze, and Skeeter Kerkove's Double Anal Excursions 4 Typical Watchers Spanking curiosity seekers Typical Haters Anyone who is really into BDSM, wants modern production values, or who can't understand why anyone would want to see an adult video without any hardcore action Replay Value None Themes Spanking, softcore, girl-girl, solo masturbation, breast & foot play Condoms None needed If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy No recommendations [ /image ] -->Just the other day, I was thinking about how far the adult video industry has come in the last several years. Back in the 90's, video quality s
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Asiatrik
Release date: 12/16/2003
Reviewed on: 12/15/2003 by hardware
Studio: Box Office
Review brief: Title: Asiatrik Cast: Bamboo, Lee Hanh, Virginie, Marcene, Natalie and some guys Cut to the chase: Patrice Cabanel's attempt at art porn is visually tiring and a total failure as pornography. Too bad, because Bamboo, at any rate, looked really nice in her outfit. Run, don't walk, away from this one. Features: Main menu Chapters Scenes: 1) Everyone The entire movie takes place in an oriental looking room with a large matress in the middle. The girls come in and out of the action with Bamboo being the 'mistress' who's usually present in some fashion. The film alternates between brief moments of clarity and interminable crossfades and montage shots. Bring your dramamine if you insist on watching. Rating: D An important note about DVD compatibility: This DVD is formatted in PAL, Region 2. It will not work on most stand-alone DVD players made for the American market.
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Tina In Gloryhole Guzzler
Release date: 9/24/2003
Reviewed on: 12/11/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Tina B., Tina Princess
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 54 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Tina B. and five uncredited and unshown guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational Video hasnt been completely sensational from what Ive seen, but theyve had some decent ideas that show promise. This one looks like a different enough oral feature that Im a little curious about it even though Im not really a fan of oral movies. Initial Reaction: The sex is okay but the technical aspects made this one a big loser for me! Who Should Watch It : Deaf people and oral sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a variety of camera angles or who wants average or better technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves much to be desired. You can hear everything, including a few background noises and a little camera noise throughout the movie. It also doesnt synch well with the video. Thankfully with an oral movie there isnt a lot of dialogue.
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Search For The Ripe Peach
Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 12/5/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Pat Myne, John West, Frank Bukkwyd, Victoria Givens, Avena Lee, Britney Foster, Rebecca Love, Kylie Rachel
Studio: Lord Perious
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: the cover claims approx. 90 min. Since there isnt a time stamp and every chapter has its own running time on my DVD-ROM, I have no clue how long the feature actually takes Production Date: 3 / 30 / 2003 thru 4 / 1 / 2003 Director: Shawn Ricks Cast: Victoria Givens, Britney Foster, Avena Lee, Kylie Rochelle, Rebecca Love, Pat Myne, John West, Fabio Scorpion, and Tommy Gunn (listed here as Dr. Thomas Gunn, M.D.) in sexual roles and Wankus, Frank Bukkwyd, Frank Felone, Tony Montana, and Rod Lightning in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Lord Perious hasnt impressed me too much in the past, but with Victoria Givens Im willing to give this one a try! Initial Reaction: Hardware once said That's the trouble with coming up with ideas when you're stoned. You may think they're funny but everybody else thinks you're an idiot.. That said, Im not sure if anybody involved with this wasnt stoned throughout this entire process with the exception of the ladies.
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Touch (Ultimate / Adam & Eve)
Release date: 10/5/2001
Reviewed on: 9/22/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Brick Majors, Shay Sweet, Ian Daniels, Charlie, Gina Ryder, Azlea, Claudia, Nicolette, Taylor St. Clair, David Steele, Paul Cox, Pryce Leigh, Shelbee Myne, Amaretta
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 3 / 15 / 1998 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Amaretta, Azlea, Charlie, Gina Ryder, Nicolette, Pryce Leigh, Shay Sweet, Shelbee Myne, Taylor St. Claire, Brick Majors, Dante, Tony Martino, Thomas Ryder, David Steele, Ian Daniels, Paul Cox, and Steve Taylor in sexual situations and Michelle Milano, Lulu Grimes, Kinky Kelly, Captain Protein, and Rev. Cheddar in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Nick Orleans has normally put out enjoyable movies. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting an extremely soft feeling feature Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like artistic effects or who wants something that doesnt feel watered down Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave much to be desired. First, the audio is frequently off balance. People walking over gravel are louder than the people theyre talking with, and there are frequent wind noises during the outdoor scenes. The video is much the same.
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Strip Poker (Erotic Men)
Release date: 10/28/2002
Reviewed on: 9/21/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Rick Rogue, Paul Carrigan, Dom Sinclair, Elec Voughn, Sweet William, Patrick Studds, Sam Ritter
Studio: Erotic Men
Directed by: Casey O'Brian, Peter O'Brian
Review brief: Even at 62 minutes, this one's waaaaaaaay too long. Six guys are sitting around playing poker. Bored with the game, someone suggests they play strip poker. One of the guys refuses and leaves. Another follows after him. The four remaining guys: Kevin Cobain, Dom Sinclair, Paul Carrigan, and another I don't know lose all their clothing and start having sex. Kevin and Paul pair up; Dom and the other dude do, too. While they are sucking dick, Rick Rogue and another guy see them from outside and they get it on. Then it's back inside for the fucking with Kevin and Dom as the fuckers. Kevin is a nice looker and Paul and Dom are seasoned pros, yet it's hard to imagine more lackluster sex. (Yawn) For the final scene it's the two guys who left the game. I was glad they left. Talk about your anti-climax. The extras include a photo gallery (who cares?) and trailers that are nothing but phone ads for straights. I've seen some pretty bad films in my time.
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Fat Chicks 1 & 2
Release date: 8/1/2003
Reviewed on: 9/20/2003 by Michael St. David
Studio: X-Real
Review brief: This title is misinforming there are only 4 or 5 fat girls on eack disk and the rest are "regular" Fuck scenes. That is why I gave it a 1/2 on "overall Rating". As for the poor video qulity; I had to have the remote in my hand, constantly re-adjusting the color and brightness levels throughout the entire 2 disk set!! And the camera angle totally sucked a lemmon. The camera is constantly in the wrong place for the action involved. My advice is stay clear of this one unless you can get it for $2.00 or less. Thanks, Michael St.
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Young, Wet & Wild 2
Release date: 3/27/2003
Reviewed on: 9/6/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Sasha, Pat Myne, John West, Gia, Christopher Streams, Kate Frost, Austin, Samantha Sterlyng, Flick Shagwell, Friday, Mark Ashley, Ashley Long, Austin O'Riley, Taylor Lynn, Britney Foster
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Pat Myne
Review brief: Running Time: 96 min. Production Date: 6 / 22 / 2002 thru 7 / 02 / 2002 Director: Pat Myne Cast: Samantha Sterlyng, Flick Shagwell, Gia, Kate Frost, Sasha, Ashley Long, Friday, Austin ORiley, Britney Jade, Taylor Lynn, Pat Myne, John West, Mark Ashley, Nikke Frank, and Christopher Streams Initial Expectations: Ive heard some great things about Pat Mynes work behind the camera. He definitely has a cast with potential here, so Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Shanes World its not! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something light and fun similar to the early Shanes World features. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see and hear the action clearly Audio /Video Quality: The audio is, in a word, horrible. It captures the party boat action perfectly as you get to hear 99 party, boat, and atmosphere and 1 action happening on the boat. Even when they get away from the boat you can barely hear the action, and sometimes on the boat you get to see one couple go at it while another fucks.
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Anime Fiction 2
Release date: 5/28/2002
Reviewed on: 9/3/2003 by astroknight
Studio: MMG
Review brief: Running Time: 57 min. (cover states 45 min.) Production Date: None given Director: None given Cast: Animated Initial Expectations: Anime Fiction 1 didnt overly impress me. Im not expecting much different here. Initial Reaction: The X-Men scene is good, but the rest of the feature is easily skipped. Who Should Watch It : Extreme anime fans who want to see characters they know getting it on Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting the typical darker anime or who isnt familiar with anime Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video are both extremely clear. The animation is decent, but often feels like its just the same loop of animation run over again. Music: The music is a little on the loud side. It ranges from being not much more than the beat of a drum machine and a nice orchestration. Disc Problems: When you go to the extras menu and try to play all of the sequences, the DVD automatically stops at the end of the menu. Menus: The menus arent too bad.
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Erotic Bondage
Release date: 10/15/2002
Reviewed on: 8/29/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Tatiana, Frank Zee, Ariel
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ona Zee
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 5 / 10 / 1996 Director: Ona Zee Cast: Ariel Daye, Tatianna, and Frank Zee Initial Expectations: As with most bondage DVDs, Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: With audio I think this would have been a darn good feature! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants bondage action with a softer touch and who doesnt mind not having audio Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hardcore bondage or who wants audio Audio /Video Quality: Although it looks like it should have it, since there is talking in the movie, theres absolutely no audio for the feature. Okay, if you turn up your volume all the way you get a hiss that sounds kind of like what happens after I eat Mexican food, but I dont really consider that audio. The video shows a fair amount of grain, with the picture looking about like a second generation VHS copy. Music: None Menus: The menus do anything but give a good first impression. The main menu is unanimated and there isnt a chapter menu.
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Release date: 8/7/2003
Reviewed on: 4/7/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Mark Davis, Pat Myne, Dillion Day, Lee Stone, Joey Ray, Sabrine Maui, Temptation, Taylor Rain, Nyomi Marcela, Britney Foster
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Britney Foster
Review brief: I have been renting and buying porn for nearly 30 years. I usually make a decision on which titles to get by the actresses in the cast list. I have never acquired smut based on the actors involved. I do, however, avoid certain flicks when guys like Pat Myne are involved. I had Metros Teens in Toyland fall into my lap the other day and thought Id give Pat another try. Mistake # 1! Back to him later. Britney Foster directs this amateurish attempt at erotica. It must be her first directorial effort. She interviews the girls as they play, first with toys, then with real male cocks. Her questions come right out of junior high bathroom talk. Do you like playing with yourself? Does that feel good? Do you enjoy sucking cock? Totally amateur and obnoxious! Taylor Rain is a brown-haired beauty forced to endure (along with us) Britneys inane questions until she and Joey Ray start fucking. Shes a piece of sexual dynamite and appears to be having a great time until Britney starts asking questions again.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 4/1/2004 by astroknight
Studio: JM Productions
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 114 min. (cover states approx. 120 min., which is fairly close) Production Date: 12 / 5-7 / 2001, 12 / 10 / 2001 Director: Jim Powers Cast: Alexia Riley, Barbi Blazer, Belle, Bisexual Britni, Jen X., Kaylynn, Kelly Warner, Randi Storm, Ravika, Ryan Meadows, Tracy Mathis, Brian Surewood, Jim Powers, and Jay Ashley The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent heard much good about this series, but with Kelly Warner in it I had to give it a chance. Initial Reaction: Its as distasteful as Ive heard. Who Should Watch It : Misogynists Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with taste The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio denies you nothing. You get to hear everything going on in the rooms, including every sound the camera makes as it snaps pictures. The video is pretty good. Theres a little minor grain, but the feature is well lit. Music: None Menus: The main menu has some simple animation and gives an okay first impression.
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Release date: 10/14/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: John West, Nikki Lynn, Rafe, Hamilton Steele, Rachel Rotten, Dave Pounder, Rob Rotten, Crystal Ray, Katarina McKenna, Lovely Lexi
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Jimmy D
Review brief: Ive enjoyed Purrrfect Videos Real XXX Letters series and mistakenly picked this one up thinking it was the next volume. Oops! Nothing is further from the fact. Real Sexxx Letters is a cheap ripoff of a successful series. The first evidence that this DVD will have problems is to look at the cast list. Any production that includes Rob Rotten can be considered second-rate immediately. This guy is a walking freak show, with tattoos covering his entire body and a spiked Mohawk that is just plain frightening. To try to pass him off as a porn star is an insult to all other porners. He is, quite simply, unwatchable. But I digress. Like Real XXX Letters, this flick employs a voiceover of a girl reading a letter from an alleged porn fan. That can be a strong tool to set up a scene when done properly. Here, it reeks of sophomoric love notes. Crystal Ray starts off the action with John West. Her average looks are ruined by an unsightly tailbone tat. She sports long, blond hair, a lithe body, and natural, medium tits.
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Release date: 2/14/2004
Reviewed on: 3/24/2004 by Moonchimes
Starring: Brian Surewood, Daisy, Brian Heston, Kimmy Kahn, Shawnie, Tyler Knight, Nautica Thorn, Kayla Marie, Eva Angelina
Studio: Video Team
Directed by: David Aaron Clark
Review brief: Scene 1: Daisy. Thumbs down. Daisy is a very attractive petite Latino woman. She plays with a vibrator while sitting on some man with some sort of muzzle on his face. Then we get some lackluster 69 oral. Then we get some cowgirl. The lighting is not good. Too many shadows. Though, the main problem with this scene is that the editor is finger happy. He keeps switching the camera angle every 5 seconds. You can't stay focused. The acting is not convincible at all. The sex, for the most part, is boring. The man is way too easy on her. Only when Daisy is in the standing position does the sex even get mildly interesting. But as a whole, this scene certainly doesn't encourage me to want to whack off. Scene 2: 2 white women, 1 black guy. Thumbs down. First thing I notice is that the lighting is terrible. It's too dark. It's obvious that the director intended it that way, but I don't like it. Two white girls and one black guy in this scene. Scene starts with a bunch of dick sucking. Then we get some dark shadow fucking. The women are very unbelievable with their moans.
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Release date: 5/15/2001
Reviewed on: 3/19/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Angel, Buffy Van Norton, Summer Breeze, Kate Frost, Sheila Rossi
Studio: Devil's Film
Directed by: Brandon Iron, Mark Wood
Review brief: Mark Wood looks pretty good in a goatee! Thats about as complimentary as this reviewer will go with Teen Tryouts Audition #5. This is another collaboration of Wood and Brandon Iron, two fellas who give guys everywhere a bad name. It is a self-serving movie giving the guys a chance to demonstrate their immaturity and bad movie-making skills. They open each of the five scenes with a little background about the girls. They are obviously very impressed with themselves as they smugly call the girls sluts or cunts. Just what I wanted to know before I watch the scene! Very cute blond Buffy Van Norton has the distinction of starting the action with a clean-shaven Wood. Mark, the more of that face you cover with whiskers, the better! With dyed-blond hair, he goes through all the usual pseudo-rough stuff with Buffy fish-hooking her mouth with his fingers, strangling, squeezing her small tits, etc. The facial is well-placed and leaves her a gooey mess. She doesnt appear to have enjoyed the experience. Blond Summer Breeze is next. She has large, natural boobs and a tailbone tat.
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Release date: 2/18/2004
Reviewed on: 3/11/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Mercedes
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 61 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None listed Cast: Mercedes and three black guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed luck from Sensational, so Im not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Boredom. Who Should Watch It : Extreme interracial sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Gangbang fans The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: Most of Sensationals movies are done with a halfway amateur feel, which lends some charm to them while having some things which will probably turn a few people off. The audio is nicely balanced, but theres a lot of background noises. Not only do you get to hear the camera, but you get to hear the crew almost as if theyre a part of the scene. The video is okay. It has a little grain, and although there are a few shadows, its pretty well lit. Theres a bit of camera shake, and the cameramen show up in the background throughout the action.
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Release date: 2/17/2004
Reviewed on: 3/9/2004 by astroknight
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 95 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None listed Cast: Squirting Anne, Ms. 24/7, Tony Eveready, a white guy, and a couple more black guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Normally Sensational has only included one scene like these on a DVD. Seeing them putting the care in to double them up gives me some hope here. Initial Reaction: I should have turned it off after the first scene. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who can turn it off after the first scene Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who feels the need to watch full movies The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: Most of Sensationals movies are done with a halfway amateur feel, which lends some charm to them while having some things which will probably turn a few people off. The audio in the first scene is a bit on the quiet side, but balanced pretty well. Theres a few of background noises, most of which come from the camera although there are a few comments with the crew. The video is okay.
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Release date: 1/21/2004
Reviewed on: 2/21/2004 by BIGmike
Starring: Celeste, Vanessa, Tamara, Jessie, Tania
Studio: Zaye Entertainment
Review brief: Transsexual Performer Looks Rating : 1.5 Trannies Gone Solo Directors, as listed at the end credits: Richie Zaye & J.C. Starring Julietta, Tamara, Matilde, Ana Lea, Guadalupe, Samira, Taniia, Jesse, Flabiana, Vanessa, and Celeste [All of the following scenes open up with the girls vitals, including: name, age, height, weight, and stats(How true they are? Who knows?)] SCENE ONE : Julietta, a pretty decent looking, and tattooed, blonde, with hair in pigtails, 22 year old, at 5 6, and weighing in at 125 lbs. opens this 9 minute long scene up by dancing around in a blue checkered mini skirt, white stockings and garter, with white panties and white bra. She strips out of the mini, teasing the camera with her cock a bit while stripping out of the bra, then she gets up on a bed, and while bent over, she pulls her panties down, eventually removing them.
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Release date: 6/13/2002
Reviewed on: 2/20/2004 by Lee O
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: FLASH BACK 3 Studio: NuTech Digital Run Time: 26.05 Director: who knows Extras: Photo Galleries , Trailers Date Made: 2002 Video: 4:3 Cast: voices of Ava Vincent , Aurora Snow Audio: Dolby Digital 2.0 Type: hentai ( anime ) Region: 0 (all) , NTSC Condoms: 0/4 scenes Lingere: 1/4 scenes The Story The final part of a trilogy called Flashback , this Hentai's main selling point is in the use of real porn stars voicing some of the characters . Whether or not that's a particular turn on will have to be up to you . The story revolves around three girls ( Mizuho , Yuri , Noriko ) who are undergoing experiments which reveal their innermost sexual desires . Each sexual encounter is referred to as a 'treatment' , and they appear to sometimes take place in reality and occasionally in the girls' subconscious . Believe me , that sounds a lot more interesting than the finished product .
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Release date: 12/24/2002
Reviewed on: 2/14/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Mark Cummings, Johnny Thrust, Tony Martino, Scott Lyons, Princess, Sabrina Jade, Mr. Pete, Kelly Fire, Brandi Lyons, Layne Young, Saphire Rae, Julie Night, Trent Tesoro, Michelle St. James, Angelina Jolly, Cailey Taylor, Hamilton Steele, Amanda Lee
Studio: Multimedia Pictures
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: No porn reviewer on the Internet enjoys a good facial more than I. In fact, I believe every porn scene should end with cum on the mug and a minimum 30 seconds of post cum head. But the folks at Notorious have gone too far with Pink Eye #2. The premise in the Pink Eye series is for girls to give blowjobs, then have the guys cum on their eye(s), even to the point of holding their eyelids open with one hand while jacking off with the other. Now any guy who has shot his wad (intentionally or not) into a girls eye knows that it stings a little, at best, and downright hurts, at worst. Doing this inevitably means you will have a partner who either warns you once not to repeat it, or leaves you for good right then and there. So to willfully and intentionally shoot guy goo into their peepers verges on sadism and physical abuse. And I, for one, do not find it erotic in the least. To their credit, most of the 11 girls in this flick are good sports. They give blowjobs that range from pretty good to very enthusiastic, considering they know they are about to be in agony.
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Release date: 8/2/2000
Reviewed on: 1/30/2004 by Monkey
Starring: Paul Thomas, Shanna McCullough, Jamie Gillis, Marilyn Chambers, Juliet Anderson, Craig Roberts, Janey Robbins, Bobby Dee, Valerie LeVeau
Studio: I-Candy
Directed by: Godfrey Daniels
Review brief: I-Candy's DVD release of Insatiable was really well done, with obvious time and attention spent on it. A DVD well worth buying. Now I personally always prefered Insatiable II, so when I saw that I-Candy had released it on DVD I jumped at the chance to buy it. What a mistake. This DVD is almost the exact opposite of the Insatiable DVD release. The menus were obviously quickly thrown together, with a quality so poor that the DVD creators should be embarassed to have their names associated with it (e.g. menu selections indicated by an ugly big handrawn single color red X next to the item). There are no extras to speak of, there's no time code on the movie, and for some reason the movie plays horizontally squished to 50 of it's proper width (imagine the reverse of letterbox) on my Pioneer DVD player, on which I've played hundreds of DVDs and NEVER before seen this effect. And worst of all, the movie is missing LARGE segments from the original release for no percievable reason.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/26/2004 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Eric York, Drew Andrews, Doug Jeffries, Cutter West, Chris Yeager, Mason Walker, Ty Davenport, Tom Moore, Brandon Phillips, Rick Fox, Paul Rappallo
Studio: Oh Man
Directed by: John Simms
Review brief: It is said that when William Burroughs wrote NAKED LUNCH he did so in chronological order. Then sat down with scissors, cut up the pages, and haphazardly rearranged them. It appears that the editor of this film has used precisely that same technique. None of the scenes here play through to their conclusions. The first two scenes intercut with one another as do the last two scenes, making this a frustrating film to watch. What in the world did they think they were doing? There are some good performers here but the way the film is hacked and hewed defeats anything they do. It is virtually impossible to get off watching it, and that is the raison dêtre of these things, isnt it? The concept behind this chaotic jumble is of a house of masseurs who dont ply their trade on call, just in. Of course these masseurs offer more than just a back rub. Mason Walker and Chris Yeager are the first clients. Their masseurs are Drew Andrews and Doug Jeffries.
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Release date: 5/17/2001
Reviewed on: 1/5/2004 by schomburg2002
Starring: Taylor Hayes
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: Virtual Sex with Taylor Hayes. As you can tell by the rating I gave it, I didnt like it very much. Dont get me wrong Taylor Hayes is one of the cutest porn stars out there in the adult entertainment business. However, her acting in this particular piece is horrible. For starters, Taylor moans like a door from a haunted house being open slowly, the squeaky annoying sound. Taylor doesnt act like she is really into the whole sexual experience, even though she said she was so wet for you (Hah!) Another thing is, and I know a lot of you are going to get angry with me, but Taylor CANNOT suck a cock. Now, Im not an expert at sucking cock, but jeez Taylor acts like its her first time. She tries to spit on the cock, but instead it looks like shes blowing it literally. And when she does suck it she hums.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/30/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Tom Byron, Shelby Stevens, Alex Sanders, Julia Ann, Diva, Woody Long, Vixxen, Laurie Cameron, Aaron Colt
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 09 / 1993 Director: Fred J. Lincoln Cast: Julia Ann, Diva, Laurie Cameron, Shelby Stevens, VixXen, Aaron Colt, Steve Drake, Alex Sanders, and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: Something about this one scares me, but with Julia Ann and Celeste on the cover I cant resist it! Initial Reaction: Its kind of like a tornado. Im not sure if it sucks or blows. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Julia Ann fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can afford the money to pick up one of Julia Anns current Wicked DVDs. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is decent. Its nothing outstanding, but for the time the feature was made it seems decently done. The video shows some of the age of the feature. Theres a blue bar that runs down the left side of the screen and a bit of grain. Surprisingly the lighting is pretty good, but there are a fair amount of soft focus blurs.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/30/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Dave Hardman, Stacy Valentine, Christi Lake, Tony Tedeschi, Luc Wylder, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Ashley Renee [I] (classic), Anna Malle, Jonathan Morgan, E.Z. Ryder, Mitchell Grant
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 05 / 06 / 1996 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Anna Malle, Ashley Renee, Steve Drake, Mitchell Gant, Tony Tedeschi, and Vince Voyeur in sexual roles and EZ Ryder and Luc Wylder in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im not sure why, but something about this one really scares me. Initial Reaction: The movie isnt too bad, but the DVD leaves pretty much everything to be desired. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a stereotypical porno Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something that feels a little different in any way or who wants a movie with somebody whos listed on the cover The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies a bit throughout the feature. Some of it is nicely balanced, but quite a bit of it seems a little on the hollow side. The video is pretty good. There isnt much grain, but much of it is a little on the dark side.
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Release date: 10/24/2003
Reviewed on: 12/22/2003 by Saki
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Pale Bottom Needs Color (1993) Studio Metro Genre Softcore Spanking Director None credited Starring Alicia Rio, Kelli, Meekah, Fallon, Kiss, Tanya Fox Running Time 0:52 (yes, that's right, less than an hour!) DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Animated main menu; 13-picture softcore photo gallery; and trailers for Being Porn Again, Fetish Whores, Blowjob Fantasies 19, Asian Hoze, and Skeeter Kerkove's Double Anal Excursions 4 Typical Watchers Spanking curiosity seekers Typical Haters Anyone who is really into BDSM, wants modern production values, or who can't understand why anyone would want to see an adult video without any hardcore action Replay Value None Themes Spanking, softcore, girl-girl, solo masturbation, breast & foot play Condoms None needed If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy No recommendations [ /image ] -->Just the other day, I was thinking about how far the adult video industry has come in the last several years. Back in the 90's, video quality s
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Release date: 12/16/2003
Reviewed on: 12/15/2003 by hardware
Studio: Box Office
Review brief: Title: Asiatrik Cast: Bamboo, Lee Hanh, Virginie, Marcene, Natalie and some guys Cut to the chase: Patrice Cabanel's attempt at art porn is visually tiring and a total failure as pornography. Too bad, because Bamboo, at any rate, looked really nice in her outfit. Run, don't walk, away from this one. Features: Main menu Chapters Scenes: 1) Everyone The entire movie takes place in an oriental looking room with a large matress in the middle. The girls come in and out of the action with Bamboo being the 'mistress' who's usually present in some fashion. The film alternates between brief moments of clarity and interminable crossfades and montage shots. Bring your dramamine if you insist on watching. Rating: D An important note about DVD compatibility: This DVD is formatted in PAL, Region 2. It will not work on most stand-alone DVD players made for the American market.
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Release date: 9/24/2003
Reviewed on: 12/11/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Tina B., Tina Princess
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 54 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Tina B. and five uncredited and unshown guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational Video hasnt been completely sensational from what Ive seen, but theyve had some decent ideas that show promise. This one looks like a different enough oral feature that Im a little curious about it even though Im not really a fan of oral movies. Initial Reaction: The sex is okay but the technical aspects made this one a big loser for me! Who Should Watch It : Deaf people and oral sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a variety of camera angles or who wants average or better technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves much to be desired. You can hear everything, including a few background noises and a little camera noise throughout the movie. It also doesnt synch well with the video. Thankfully with an oral movie there isnt a lot of dialogue.
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Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 12/5/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Pat Myne, John West, Frank Bukkwyd, Victoria Givens, Avena Lee, Britney Foster, Rebecca Love, Kylie Rachel
Studio: Lord Perious
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: the cover claims approx. 90 min. Since there isnt a time stamp and every chapter has its own running time on my DVD-ROM, I have no clue how long the feature actually takes Production Date: 3 / 30 / 2003 thru 4 / 1 / 2003 Director: Shawn Ricks Cast: Victoria Givens, Britney Foster, Avena Lee, Kylie Rochelle, Rebecca Love, Pat Myne, John West, Fabio Scorpion, and Tommy Gunn (listed here as Dr. Thomas Gunn, M.D.) in sexual roles and Wankus, Frank Bukkwyd, Frank Felone, Tony Montana, and Rod Lightning in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Lord Perious hasnt impressed me too much in the past, but with Victoria Givens Im willing to give this one a try! Initial Reaction: Hardware once said That's the trouble with coming up with ideas when you're stoned. You may think they're funny but everybody else thinks you're an idiot.. That said, Im not sure if anybody involved with this wasnt stoned throughout this entire process with the exception of the ladies.
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Release date: 10/5/2001
Reviewed on: 9/22/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Brick Majors, Shay Sweet, Ian Daniels, Charlie, Gina Ryder, Azlea, Claudia, Nicolette, Taylor St. Clair, David Steele, Paul Cox, Pryce Leigh, Shelbee Myne, Amaretta
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 3 / 15 / 1998 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Amaretta, Azlea, Charlie, Gina Ryder, Nicolette, Pryce Leigh, Shay Sweet, Shelbee Myne, Taylor St. Claire, Brick Majors, Dante, Tony Martino, Thomas Ryder, David Steele, Ian Daniels, Paul Cox, and Steve Taylor in sexual situations and Michelle Milano, Lulu Grimes, Kinky Kelly, Captain Protein, and Rev. Cheddar in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Nick Orleans has normally put out enjoyable movies. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting an extremely soft feeling feature Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like artistic effects or who wants something that doesnt feel watered down Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave much to be desired. First, the audio is frequently off balance. People walking over gravel are louder than the people theyre talking with, and there are frequent wind noises during the outdoor scenes. The video is much the same.
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Release date: 10/28/2002
Reviewed on: 9/21/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Rick Rogue, Paul Carrigan, Dom Sinclair, Elec Voughn, Sweet William, Patrick Studds, Sam Ritter
Studio: Erotic Men
Directed by: Casey O'Brian, Peter O'Brian
Review brief: Even at 62 minutes, this one's waaaaaaaay too long. Six guys are sitting around playing poker. Bored with the game, someone suggests they play strip poker. One of the guys refuses and leaves. Another follows after him. The four remaining guys: Kevin Cobain, Dom Sinclair, Paul Carrigan, and another I don't know lose all their clothing and start having sex. Kevin and Paul pair up; Dom and the other dude do, too. While they are sucking dick, Rick Rogue and another guy see them from outside and they get it on. Then it's back inside for the fucking with Kevin and Dom as the fuckers. Kevin is a nice looker and Paul and Dom are seasoned pros, yet it's hard to imagine more lackluster sex. (Yawn) For the final scene it's the two guys who left the game. I was glad they left. Talk about your anti-climax. The extras include a photo gallery (who cares?) and trailers that are nothing but phone ads for straights. I've seen some pretty bad films in my time.
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Release date: 8/1/2003
Reviewed on: 9/20/2003 by Michael St. David
Studio: X-Real
Review brief: This title is misinforming there are only 4 or 5 fat girls on eack disk and the rest are "regular" Fuck scenes. That is why I gave it a 1/2 on "overall Rating". As for the poor video qulity; I had to have the remote in my hand, constantly re-adjusting the color and brightness levels throughout the entire 2 disk set!! And the camera angle totally sucked a lemmon. The camera is constantly in the wrong place for the action involved. My advice is stay clear of this one unless you can get it for $2.00 or less. Thanks, Michael St.
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Release date: 3/27/2003
Reviewed on: 9/6/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Sasha, Pat Myne, John West, Gia, Christopher Streams, Kate Frost, Austin, Samantha Sterlyng, Flick Shagwell, Friday, Mark Ashley, Ashley Long, Austin O'Riley, Taylor Lynn, Britney Foster
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Pat Myne
Review brief: Running Time: 96 min. Production Date: 6 / 22 / 2002 thru 7 / 02 / 2002 Director: Pat Myne Cast: Samantha Sterlyng, Flick Shagwell, Gia, Kate Frost, Sasha, Ashley Long, Friday, Austin ORiley, Britney Jade, Taylor Lynn, Pat Myne, John West, Mark Ashley, Nikke Frank, and Christopher Streams Initial Expectations: Ive heard some great things about Pat Mynes work behind the camera. He definitely has a cast with potential here, so Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Shanes World its not! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something light and fun similar to the early Shanes World features. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see and hear the action clearly Audio /Video Quality: The audio is, in a word, horrible. It captures the party boat action perfectly as you get to hear 99 party, boat, and atmosphere and 1 action happening on the boat. Even when they get away from the boat you can barely hear the action, and sometimes on the boat you get to see one couple go at it while another fucks.
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Release date: 5/28/2002
Reviewed on: 9/3/2003 by astroknight
Studio: MMG
Review brief: Running Time: 57 min. (cover states 45 min.) Production Date: None given Director: None given Cast: Animated Initial Expectations: Anime Fiction 1 didnt overly impress me. Im not expecting much different here. Initial Reaction: The X-Men scene is good, but the rest of the feature is easily skipped. Who Should Watch It : Extreme anime fans who want to see characters they know getting it on Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting the typical darker anime or who isnt familiar with anime Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video are both extremely clear. The animation is decent, but often feels like its just the same loop of animation run over again. Music: The music is a little on the loud side. It ranges from being not much more than the beat of a drum machine and a nice orchestration. Disc Problems: When you go to the extras menu and try to play all of the sequences, the DVD automatically stops at the end of the menu. Menus: The menus arent too bad.
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Release date: 10/15/2002
Reviewed on: 8/29/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Tatiana, Frank Zee, Ariel
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ona Zee
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 5 / 10 / 1996 Director: Ona Zee Cast: Ariel Daye, Tatianna, and Frank Zee Initial Expectations: As with most bondage DVDs, Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: With audio I think this would have been a darn good feature! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants bondage action with a softer touch and who doesnt mind not having audio Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hardcore bondage or who wants audio Audio /Video Quality: Although it looks like it should have it, since there is talking in the movie, theres absolutely no audio for the feature. Okay, if you turn up your volume all the way you get a hiss that sounds kind of like what happens after I eat Mexican food, but I dont really consider that audio. The video shows a fair amount of grain, with the picture looking about like a second generation VHS copy. Music: None Menus: The menus do anything but give a good first impression. The main menu is unanimated and there isnt a chapter menu.
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