Adult DVD Talk reviewers have reviewed 8 porn movies from Wood Rocket.
Reviews of Wood Rocket Movies (8)
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Missy Martinez, Isiah Maxwell, Charlotte Sartre, Seth's Beard
Studio: Wood Rocket
Directed by: Missy Martinez, Holly G. Myers
Release date: 3/20/2019
Ass Sex Legends review summaries:
Flash's
Ass Sex Legends is a fun featurette-style short film from Holly G. Myers and Missy Martinez that is a parody of Apex Legends. The story is fun, and the sex scene with Isiah Maxwell and Charlotte Sartre is excellent. Ass Sex Legends will entertain fans of the Wood Rocket crew along with bringing in new fans of the studio. Wood Rocket has done an excellent job with their streaming and download edition of Ass Sex Legends on Pornhub with excellent image and sound quality. [read the full review]
review from 3/25/2019:
Ass Sex Legends is a fun featurette-style short film from Holly G. Myers and Missy Martinez that is a parody of Apex Legends. The story is fun, and the sex scene with Isiah Maxwell and Charlotte Sartre is excellent. Ass Sex Legends will entertain fans of the Wood Rocket crew along with bringing in new fans of the studio. Wood Rocket has done an excellent job with their streaming and download edition of Ass Sex Legends on Pornhub with excellent image and sound quality. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: April O'Neil, Robby Apples, Seth's Beard, A.J.
Studio: Wood Rocket
Directed by: Vuko
Release date: 12/18/2017
Frosty the Snowjob review summaries:
Flash's
There is probably a fun adult parody to be made out of the classic Christmas specials to bring some naughtiness to the holiday season. Unfortunately, Vuko's Frosty the Snowjob isn't it. The short movie starts out well but then introduces a demonic Frosty the Snowman that is sure to keep viewers up with nightmares that unfortunately ruins the sex scene as well. Just remember, what has been watched, can't be unwatched. Wood Rocket has done a great job with their streaming and download release of Frosty the Snowjob on Pornhub Premium with excellent video and audio quality. [read the full review]
review from 12/19/2017:
There is probably a fun adult parody to be made out of the classic Christmas specials to bring some naughtiness to the holiday season. Unfortunately, Vuko's Frosty the Snowjob isn't it. The short movie starts out well but then introduces a demonic Frosty the Snowman that is sure to keep viewers up with nightmares that unfortunately ruins the sex scene as well. Just remember, what has been watched, can't be unwatched. Wood Rocket has done a great job with their streaming and download release of Frosty the Snowjob on Pornhub Premium with excellent video and audio quality. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tommy Pistol, Missy Martinez, Rizzo Ford, Seth's Beard, Vuko, Clara Bizna$$, BLKGLFNKS
Studio: Wood Rocket
Directed by: Lee Roy Myers, April O'Neil
Release date: 12/6/2017
Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody review summaries:
Flash's
Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody is an excellent hip-hop adult musical spoof of Hamilton: An American Musical from April O'Neil and Lee Roy Myers. The songs, the performances, and the sex scene are all top notch making the movie a joy to watch from start to finish. Wood Rocket has done an excellent job with their streaming and download version of Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody with beautiful video and sound quality. Hopefully in the future Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody will be available on physical media with a CD of the soundtrack included. Until that happens, definitely check out the streaming version of Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody. [read the full review]
review from 12/12/2017:
Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody is an excellent hip-hop adult musical spoof of Hamilton: An American Musical from April O'Neil and Lee Roy Myers. The songs, the performances, and the sex scene are all top notch making the movie a joy to watch from start to finish. Wood Rocket has done an excellent job with their streaming and download version of Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody with beautiful video and sound quality. Hopefully in the future Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody will be available on physical media with a CD of the soundtrack included. Until that happens, definitely check out the streaming version of Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tommy Pistol, April O'Neil, Daisy Ducati
Studio: Wood Rocket
Directed by: Vuko
Release date: 10/24/2017
C*ckraiser review summaries:
Flash's
Cockraiser: A Hellraiser Porn Parody is essentially a vignette with two sex scenes, one solo and one boy/girl. Wood Rocket has done a great job with the sets and the costuming and the cast is excellent. Fans of themed adult movie scenes will want to check out Cockraiser: A Hellraiser Porn Parody. Wood Rocket has done an excellent job with their streaming-only edition of the uncut version of the short movie on Pornhub Premium with excellent video and audio. [read the full review]
review from 12/13/2017:
Cockraiser: A Hellraiser Porn Parody is essentially a vignette with two sex scenes, one solo and one boy/girl. Wood Rocket has done a great job with the sets and the costuming and the cast is excellent. Fans of themed adult movie scenes will want to check out Cockraiser: A Hellraiser Porn Parody. Wood Rocket has done an excellent job with their streaming-only edition of the uncut version of the short movie on Pornhub Premium with excellent video and audio. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: April O'Neil, Ryan McLane, Leya Falcon, Vuko
Studio: Wood Rocket
Directed by: Lee Roy Myers, April O'Neil, Vuko
Release date: 10/12/2017
Dick and Morty: The XXX Parody review summaries:
Flash's
Dick and Morty: The XXX Parody is a live-action short hardcore movie that, quite obviously, spoofs the animated television series Rick and Morty. Dick and Morty: The XXX Parody is essentially a vignette with a short set-up and then the sex scene with a slight conclusion. While not perfect, Dick and Morty: The XXX Parody is a fun shot movie to watch. Wood Rocket has done a great job with their streaming only release of the uncut version of Dick and Morty: The XXX Parody on Pornhub with excellent video and audio quality and a small but nice collection of extras. [read the full review]
review from 10/15/2017:
Dick and Morty: The XXX Parody is a live-action short hardcore movie that, quite obviously, spoofs the animated television series Rick and Morty. Dick and Morty: The XXX Parody is essentially a vignette with a short set-up and then the sex scene with a slight conclusion. While not perfect, Dick and Morty: The XXX Parody is a fun shot movie to watch. Wood Rocket has done a great job with their streaming only release of the uncut version of Dick and Morty: The XXX Parody on Pornhub with excellent video and audio quality and a small but nice collection of extras. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Anthony Rosano, April O'Neil, Ela Darling, Michael Vegas, Chad Alva, Skin Diamond, Rizzo Ford, Tyler Nixon, Kassondra Raine
Studio: Wood Rocket
Directed by: Lee Roy Myers
Release date: 9/1/2016
Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles & Other Porn Parodies review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a very fun collection of porn parodies. From the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, through ADVENTURE TIME, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, POKEMON, and BACK TO THE FUTURE, the WoodRocket team obviously has plenty of fun and the sex works well. The technical aspects are well done and there's some nice effort put into the extras. If you're into the shows being parodied, this one's well worth the purchase. [read the full review]
review from 3/28/2017:
This is a very fun collection of porn parodies. From the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, through ADVENTURE TIME, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, POKEMON, and BACK TO THE FUTURE, the WoodRocket team obviously has plenty of fun and the sex works well. The technical aspects are well done and there's some nice effort put into the extras. If you're into the shows being parodied, this one's well worth the purchase. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tabitha Stevens, Anthony Rosano, James Deen, Alex Gonz, Alexis Texas, Ela Darling, Veruca James
Studio: Wood Rocket
Directed by: Lee Roy Myers
Release date: 1/22/2015
Bob's Boners And Other Porn Parodies review summaries:
Sean DPS'
If you're tired of the typical porn parody you get, superhero stuff, well I got good news for you. I'd like to introduce you to Lee Roy Myers and Woodrocket.com. Yes they have a few superhero parodies as well, cause they know what is popular. They might not have the budget some of the bigger studios have, but they have one advantage, as they put in a little extra effort when it comes to the story and parodying the particular movie or TV show. I would say the Bob's Boners scene was the best for me, and I would say that and the Room scene, pretty much sums up what you can expect from Lee Roy Myers and Woodrocket.com, and with a little added bonus, they release their stuff for the low price of free. What a bargain indeed. [read the full review]
review from 11/3/2016:
If you're tired of the typical porn parody you get, superhero stuff, well I got good news for you. I'd like to introduce you to Lee Roy Myers and Woodrocket.com. Yes they have a few superhero parodies as well, cause they know what is popular. They might not have the budget some of the bigger studios have, but they have one advantage, as they put in a little extra effort when it comes to the story and parodying the particular movie or TV show. I would say the Bob's Boners scene was the best for me, and I would say that and the Room scene, pretty much sums up what you can expect from Lee Roy Myers and Woodrocket.com, and with a little added bonus, they release their stuff for the low price of free. What a bargain indeed. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mark Wood, Chris Johnson, Anthony Rosano, Alex Gonz, Lexi Belle, Misty Stone, Bobbi Starr, Madison Ivy
Studio: Wood Rocket
Directed by: Lee Roy Myers
Release date: 2/27/2014
Hardcore Superstars (Wood Rocket) review summaries:
T0MBOne's
No director is credited for the four sex scenes on HARDCORE SUPERSTARS (2014, Wood Rocket.com) with 30 minute pairings of Madison Ivy/Anthony Rosano, Lexi Belle/Mark Wood, Misty Stone/Chris Johnson and Bobbi Starr/Alex Gonz plus a couple of short interviews. Wide screen. No condoms. [read the full review]
review from 8/28/2014:
No director is credited for the four sex scenes on HARDCORE SUPERSTARS (2014, Wood Rocket.com) with 30 minute pairings of Madison Ivy/Anthony Rosano, Lexi Belle/Mark Wood, Misty Stone/Chris Johnson and Bobbi Starr/Alex Gonz plus a couple of short interviews. Wide screen. No condoms. [read the full review]
