Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody Review

Distributor: Wood Rocket Edition Details: Director's Cut Streaming Movie Specs: Genres: Musical, Vignette, Comedy Run Time: 46 minutes Rated: XXX Release Year: 2017 Director: April O'Neal, Lee Roy Myers Written by: D. Squared (as D-Squared), Lee Roy Myers, Eitan Levine, Locke Van Kemp Cast: Tommy Pistol, Missy Martinez, Rizzo Ford, Seth's Beard, Vuko, Clara Bizna$$ (as Charlie Dimple$), BLKGLFNKS Release Specs: Audio: English Stereo Subtitles: none Video: Widescreen, 1.78:1 (anamorphic) Video Format: NTSC Format: Streaming Regional Code (for DVD/Blu-ray): N/A Number of discs: N/A

One genre that is underrepresented in the adult movie industry is the musical. There have been some over the years; Bill Osco's 1976 film Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy and Veronica Hart's 2004 movie Misty Beethoven: The Musical are the only two good ones that immediately pop into this reviewer's mind. Wood Rocket has entered the adult musical genre with Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody, the first hip-hop adult musical. Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody is quite obviously a spoof of Lin-Manuel Miranda's 2015 play Hamilton: An American Musical.

Set in Porn Valley in 1769, Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody tells the story of Alexander Hamiltoe (Tommy Pistol) and Aaron Bonerr's (BLKGLFNKS) rise against the British sex laws put in place by Queen Whorge (Clara Bizna$$) banning group sex. Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody is told through rap and a defiant sex scene with Hamiltoe and the Fister sisters (Missy Martinez and Rizzo Ford). As with many of Wood Rocket's parodies, Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody is a vignette movie instead of being a full-fledged feature movie. All the parts relate to each other but the viewer doesn't really get a full story from the movie.

Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody is set with a minimalist set of a brown painted room, that frequent Wood Rocket viewers will remember from Full Holes and Cockraiser. Normally this reviewer would call such a minimalist set lazy, however, not in the case of Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody. Here, the set harkens to those of a community theatre, which is very fitting for this production. In fact, after viewing Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody, this reviewer only had one complaint; that the movie was over already.

April O'Neil and Lee Roy Myers have done an excellent job with Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody. The songs are catchy and amusing. While the whole cast at one point, or another, has a singing part, the main singing roles are held by Tommy Pistol and BLKGLFNKS; both of whom do an amazing job with their roles. When Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody was over, this reviewer honestly found himself wanting to watch them perform more songs.

The sex scene with Pistol, Martinez, and Ford is well done as well. The sex scene takes up a good portion of the runtime for Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody, as is standard with most of Wood Rocket's parody scenes, with the musical scenes bookending the sex scene. The sex scene takes place on a couch that appears on the minimal set, as one would expect from a theatre spoof. All three participants seem to be enjoying themselves and the scene never suffers from one participant feeling out of place, which can happen in threesome scenes.

Honestly, while a hip-hop adult musical sounds like an easy skip, this reviewer can't recommend Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody enough. The music by D. Squared is excellent, the lyrics by Lee Roy Myers, Eitan Levine, and Locke Van Kemp are amusing, both Tommy Pistol and BLKGLFNKS put in amazing performances with a great supporting cast, and the sex scene is very enjoyable. Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody is a must see.

The edition of Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody is the streaming and download director's cut version available exclusively on Pornhub Premium. Wood Rocket has done an excellent job with their streaming and download version of Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody. Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody was shot digitally and is presented in the anamorphic widescreen aspect ratio of 1.78:1 in 1080p. The video quality looks beautiful with no glitches or issues whatsoever that were noticeable. The colors in the movie are vibrant and beautiful.

Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody is presented with an English Stereo audio track. The dialog in the movie can be heard at all times and the music reproduction sounds beautiful. There are no noticeable issues with the audio quality.

Wood Rocket has included a few extras for Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody. The standard version of the movie, that runs for 30 minutes, is included as well. There is also the trailer for the movie.

Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody is an excellent hip-hop adult musical spoof of Hamilton: An American Musical from April O'Neil and Lee Roy Myers. The songs, the performances, and the sex scene are all top notch making the movie a joy to watch from start to finish. Wood Rocket has done an excellent job with their streaming and download version of Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody with beautiful video and sound quality. Hopefully in the future Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody will be available on physical media with a CD of the soundtrack included. Until that happens, definitely check out the streaming version of Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody.

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