Adult DVD Talk reviewers have reviewed 4 movies with Seth's Beard.
Reviews of Seth's Beard Movies (4)
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Missy Martinez, Isiah Maxwell, Charlotte Sartre, Seth's Beard
Studio: Wood Rocket
Directed by: Missy Martinez, Holly G. Myers
Release date: 3/20/2019
Ass Sex Legends review summaries:
Flash's
Ass Sex Legends is a fun featurette-style short film from Holly G. Myers and Missy Martinez that is a parody of Apex Legends. The story is fun, and the sex scene with Isiah Maxwell and Charlotte Sartre is excellent. Ass Sex Legends will entertain fans of the Wood Rocket crew along with bringing in new fans of the studio. Wood Rocket has done an excellent job with their streaming and download edition of Ass Sex Legends on Pornhub with excellent image and sound quality. [read the full review]
review from 3/25/2019:
Ass Sex Legends is a fun featurette-style short film from Holly G. Myers and Missy Martinez that is a parody of Apex Legends. The story is fun, and the sex scene with Isiah Maxwell and Charlotte Sartre is excellent. Ass Sex Legends will entertain fans of the Wood Rocket crew along with bringing in new fans of the studio. Wood Rocket has done an excellent job with their streaming and download edition of Ass Sex Legends on Pornhub with excellent image and sound quality. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: April O'Neil, Robby Apples, Seth's Beard, A.J.
Studio: Wood Rocket
Directed by: Vuko
Release date: 12/18/2017
Frosty the Snowjob review summaries:
Flash's
There is probably a fun adult parody to be made out of the classic Christmas specials to bring some naughtiness to the holiday season. Unfortunately, Vuko's Frosty the Snowjob isn't it. The short movie starts out well but then introduces a demonic Frosty the Snowman that is sure to keep viewers up with nightmares that unfortunately ruins the sex scene as well. Just remember, what has been watched, can't be unwatched. Wood Rocket has done a great job with their streaming and download release of Frosty the Snowjob on Pornhub Premium with excellent video and audio quality. [read the full review]
review from 12/19/2017:
There is probably a fun adult parody to be made out of the classic Christmas specials to bring some naughtiness to the holiday season. Unfortunately, Vuko's Frosty the Snowjob isn't it. The short movie starts out well but then introduces a demonic Frosty the Snowman that is sure to keep viewers up with nightmares that unfortunately ruins the sex scene as well. Just remember, what has been watched, can't be unwatched. Wood Rocket has done a great job with their streaming and download release of Frosty the Snowjob on Pornhub Premium with excellent video and audio quality. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tommy Pistol, Missy Martinez, Rizzo Ford, Seth's Beard, Vuko, Clara Bizna$$, BLKGLFNKS
Studio: Wood Rocket
Directed by: Lee Roy Myers, April O'Neil
Release date: 12/6/2017
Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody review summaries:
Flash's
Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody is an excellent hip-hop adult musical spoof of Hamilton: An American Musical from April O'Neil and Lee Roy Myers. The songs, the performances, and the sex scene are all top notch making the movie a joy to watch from start to finish. Wood Rocket has done an excellent job with their streaming and download version of Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody with beautiful video and sound quality. Hopefully in the future Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody will be available on physical media with a CD of the soundtrack included. Until that happens, definitely check out the streaming version of Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody. [read the full review]
review from 12/12/2017:
Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody is an excellent hip-hop adult musical spoof of Hamilton: An American Musical from April O'Neil and Lee Roy Myers. The songs, the performances, and the sex scene are all top notch making the movie a joy to watch from start to finish. Wood Rocket has done an excellent job with their streaming and download version of Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody with beautiful video and sound quality. Hopefully in the future Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody will be available on physical media with a CD of the soundtrack included. Until that happens, definitely check out the streaming version of Hamiltoe: A Musical Porn Parody. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Zero, Aaron Wilcox, Allie Haze, Seth Gamble, Ryan McLane, Michael Vegas, Chanel Preston, Maddy O'Reilly, Tyler Nixon, Brooklyn Chase, Kassondra Raine, Sydney Cole, Seth's Beard, Warren Stuffit
Studio: Pornhub
Directed by: Lee Roy Myers
Release date: 1/24/2016
Full Holes review summaries:
Flash's
Full Holes, Lee Roy Myers' spoof of the 1980's ABC sitcom Full House, manages to successfully invoke the feeling and memory of the sugary sweet TGIF mainstay. The cast does a good job of resembling their mainstream counterparts and staying in character throughout the movie. Sadly, the plot is very thin and not overly well developed. Pornhub has done a good job with their release with a nice picture and good audio. [read the full review]
review from 3/2/2017:
Full Holes, Lee Roy Myers' spoof of the 1980's ABC sitcom Full House, manages to successfully invoke the feeling and memory of the sugary sweet TGIF mainstay. The cast does a good job of resembling their mainstream counterparts and staying in character throughout the movie. Sadly, the plot is very thin and not overly well developed. Pornhub has done a good job with their release with a nice picture and good audio. [read the full review]
