Ass Sex Legends Review

Distributor: Wood Rocket / Pornhub Edition Details: Exxxtended Version Streaming and Download Movie Specs: Genres: Short Film, Featurette, Comedy Also known as: A** Sex Legends Run Time: 34 minutes Rated: XXX Release Year: 2019 Director: Holly G. Myers (as Holly G. Myers and Holly Gennero Myers), Missy Martinez Written by: Vuko, Lee Roy Myers Director of Photography: Chad Lee Cast: Charlotte Sartre, Isiah Maxwell, Seth's Beard Voices: Missy Martinez Release Specs: Audio: English Stereo Subtitles: none Video: Widescreen, 1.78:1 (anamorphic) Video Format: NTSC Format: Streaming and Download Regional Code (for DVD/Blu-ray): N/A Number of discs: N/A

Ass Sex Legends is the newest parody featurette short film from Wood Rocket. Ass Sex Legends is directed by Holly G. Myers and Missy Martinez and was written by Vuko and Lee Roy Myers. As with most of the Wood Rocket parodies, Ass Sex Legends is a featurette-style movie where there is a plotted beginning that is more significant than one would find in a vignette-style movie that is followed by a sex scene, which concludes the short film.

Ass Sex Legends is a parody of the Electronic Arts and Respawn Entertainment 2019 video Apex Legends. However, Ass Sex Legends isn't just a parody of Apex Legends; it also serves as a parody of battle royale-style video games and first-person shooter-style video games in general. As a result, viewers who haven't played Apex Legends but have played other similar genre games will enjoy the humor in the short film.

The set-up for Ass Sex Legends is that the viewer is watching Pussy Sparkles' (Missy Martinez) Ass Sex Legends game feed. Gapeth (Charlotte Sartre) and MyRod (Isiah Maxwell) are trying to find Skullfuck Town to find the golden dildo. After they find and collect the loot, they head back to their hideout where MyRod shows Gapeth the new penis skin he got for his character.

The story is silly and contains lots of gaming culture jokes. The story does its job and amuses the viewer before the sex scene is presented. Isiah Maxwell and Charlotte Sartre do an excellent job with the sex scene, which shouldn't come across as a surprise to anyone who has seen them in a movie before. Both give an enthusiastic sexual performance that isn't to be missed.

The Wood Rocket crew has done their usual job of creating a fun atmosphere for their parody. The costuming is creative and enjoyable to watch. The special effects are nicely done as well. The opening footage, despite being live-action, really invokes a video game feeling with the add-ons that the Wood Rocket team have put in.

Ass Sex Legends is exactly as the viewer would expect it to be. Like other Wood Rocket short films, Ass Sex Legends is cheesy, fun, and contains an enjoyable sex scene. Fans of Wood Rocket productions and viewers that want to watch some lighthearted and fun porn should check out Ass Sex Legends.

The edition of Ass Sex Legends screened is the streaming and download exxxtended version available on Pornhub. Wood Rocket has done a beautiful job with their streaming and download edition of Ass Sex Legends. Ass Sex Legends was shot digitally and is presented in the anamorphic widescreen aspect ratio of 1.78:1 in 1080p. The image is beautiful and free from defects. The colors in the short film are vibrant. There is a Wood Rocket bug in the bottom right-hand corner of the screen.

Ass Sex Legends is presented with an English MPEG Stereo audio track. The sound for the short film is excellent without any noticeable issues. The dialog in the short film is clear and easy to understand at all times.

The Wood Rocket has included the trailer for Ass Sex Legends. There is also a four-minute “The Making of Ass Sex Legends” featurette and a four-minute “Behind the Scenes of Ass Sex Legends” featurette.

Ass Sex Legends is a fun featurette-style short film from Holly G. Myers and Missy Martinez that is a parody of Apex Legends. The story is fun, and the sex scene with Isiah Maxwell and Charlotte Sartre is excellent. Ass Sex Legends will entertain fans of the Wood Rocket crew along with bringing in new fans of the studio. Wood Rocket has done an excellent job with their streaming and download edition of Ass Sex Legends on Pornhub with excellent image and sound quality.

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