Frosty the Snowjob Review

Distributor: Wood Rocket Edition Details: Uncensored Version Streaming and Download Movie Specs: Genres: Short Film, Christmas, Comedy Run Time: 31 minutes Rated: XXX Release Year: 2017 Director: Vuko Written by: Vuko Cast: April O'Neil, Robby Echo, Seth's Beard, A.J. Release Specs: Audio: English Stereo Subtitles: none Video: Widescreen, 1.78:1 (anamorphic) Video Format: NTSC Format: Streaming Regional Code (for DVD/Blu-ray): N/A Number of discs: N/A

Wood Rocket and Vuko have created a holiday porn special that just might be more creepy than it is erotic. Frosty the Snowjob started out feeling like a fun Christmas special spoof where Professor Tinkles (Seth's Beard) has created a magic carrot dildo that can bring objects to life. His employee Sharon (April O'Neil) steals the magic dildo and uses it on a snowman bringing Frosty (A.J.) to life and prompting a visit by the fat — well, skinny in this short movie — man himself, Santa (Robby Echo).

The short movie starts out seemingly like a well-intentioned spoof of Christmas specials. Professor Tinkles and Sharon go around Professor Tinkles' Sex Toy Emporium, where he has crafted various sexual pleasure devices with a Christmas theme that generates some laughs. The scene goes poorly when Frosty enters the scene. Wood Rocket has crafted a Frosty costume that screams dirty old snowman that actually manages to conjure up the stereotypical feeling of the dirty old lecherous man. The viewer will actually find themselves looking around the set for Frosty's dilapidated old van that has “Free Snowballs” spray painted on it.

The dialog when Santa enters the scene gets a little cheesy but everything that is going on is still being overshadowed by the actually frightening looking version of Frosty that resembles Jack Frost crossed with the Toxic Avenger that is present. Since this is a porn short, there is going to be a sex scene here and there is. Santa and the demented Frosty double team Sharon, which in itself comes across as, well there aren't words for what comes across. A sex scene with Santa is relatively expected here since it is a Christmas themed short movie. Had the sex scene just been Sharon with Santa, the sex scene would have been perfectly acceptable. However, creepy Frosty participates in the sex scene with his magic carrot cock. Most viewers, who have not been ingesting large glasses of Thorazine laced eggnog prior to watching this scene. will find demented Frosty a total turn off ruining the sex scene.

Wood Rocket has created some excellent adult parodies in the past that are well worth watching. Vuko has also made some excellent adult parodies in the past that are well worth watching. This reviewer is sure that both of them will make more excellent adult parodies in the future. Unfortunately, Frosty the Snowjob is not one of these excellent adult parodies. Hopefully, if Vuko and Wood Rocket make another Christmas parody next year it will be more lighthearted and not one that is going to leave viewers having nightmares with the demented Frosty the Snowman from Hell.

The edition of Frosty the Snowjob screened is the uncensored version of the streaming and download edition available exclusively on Pornhub Premium. Wood Rocket has done an excellent job with their streaming and download edition of Frosty the Snowjob. Frosty the Snowjob was shot digitally and presented in the anamorphic aspect ratio of 1.78:1 in 1080p. The video quality is excellent with a vibrant, crisp, and clear image with excellent color representation. There is a bug with the Wood Rocket logo in the bottom right-hand corner of the screen.

Frosty the Snowjob is presented with an English Stereo audio track. There are no noticeable defects with the audio and the dialog in the short movie is clear and easy to understand at all times.

Wood Rocket has included a few extras for their streaming and download edition of Frosty the Snowjob. The standard version of the short movie, which runs for 24 minutes, is also included along with the trailer.

There is probably a fun adult parody to be made out of the classic Christmas specials to bring some naughtiness to the holiday season. Unfortunately, Vuko's Frosty the Snowjob isn't it. The short movie starts out well but then introduces a demonic Frosty the Snowman that is sure to keep viewers up with nightmares that unfortunately ruins the sex scene as well. Just remember, what has been watched, can't be unwatched. Wood Rocket has done a great job with their streaming and download release of Frosty the Snowjob on Pornhub Premium with excellent video and audio quality.

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