Full Holes Review

Distributor: Pornhub Edition Details: Standard Streaming Movie Specs: Genres: Feature Film, Comedy Run Time: 134 minutes Rated: XXX Release Year: 2016 Director: Lee Roy Myers Written by: Locke Van Kemp, Lee Roy Myers Cast: Ryan McLane, Seth Gamble, Michael Vegas, Allie Haze, Sydney Cole, Maddy O'Reilly, Kassondra Raine, Brooklyn Chase, Tyler Nixon, Chanel Preston, Aaron Wilcox (as Aaron Wilcoxx), Seth's Beard, Warren Stuffit, Zero Release Specs: Audio: English Stereo Subtitles: none Video: Widescreen, 1.78:1 (anamorphic) Video Format: NTSC Format: Streaming Regional Code (for DVD/Blu-ray): N/A Number of discs: N/A

Pornhub debuted their first original movie Full Holes, an adult spoof of the 1980s ABC sitcom Full House, at roughly the same time that Netflix released Fuller House, the television series sequel to Full House. The movie is directed by veteran adult parody spoof director and writer Lee Roy Myers and veteran adult parody spoof writer Locke Van Kemp.

Full Holes does a great job of invoking the feeling and nostalgic memory of ABC's saccharin-filled TGIF series. No, not everything is the same. The sets are close but not quite the same. The cast members resemble their counterparts but aren't exactly the same, not just in being grown up for obvious reasons. However, everything is close enough that all of this works for the parody.

The cast does a great job with their roles. They manage to capture the catchphrases of their mainstream counterparts along with their mannerisms to give convincing performances. They also manage to stay in character during the sex scenes. All of the cast members are grown up, for obvious reasons, so BJ (Allie Haze), Stuffme (Sydney Cole), Muffchelle (Kassondra Raine), and Kimmy Gobbler (Chanel Preston) are all adults in Full Holes.

The sex scenes in the movie are well done. As previously mentioned, the cast stays in character and always appear to be having a good time. There is a nice variety to the sex scenes so they don't appear to be carbon copies of each other. The sex scenes are on the long side, running a little over 20 minutes each, which does pull the viewer out from the plot. The sex scenes could have been edited a little tighter but are enjoyable to watch as is.

The plot for the movie is minimal and has Uncle Jizzy Konsopolos (Seth Gamble) who ends up watching Handy Tanner (Ryan McLane) cuckold his wife Fucky Donaldson (Brooklyn Chase) on the morning television program Whack it San Francisco. This leads to a series of sexual encounters from both while BJ (Allie Haze) wins tickets to see The Be-atch Boys (Seth's Beard, Warren Stuffit, and Zero) in concert.

With all the work that went into the sets, costuming, etc, it is a shame that the plot is rather glossed over. Sadly, many of the sex scenes seem forced into the minimal plot structure that never really seems to go anywhere. Considering that Full House was a half hour show with commercials and the runtime for the movie is almost two and one-quarter hours long, the time necessary for a full plot could have been found. There was a bit too much of the pointing out that no one having sex in the movie is related. I understand that for some reason the adult movie industry has become more politically correct over the years, however, this just seemed to be very overboard.

Overall, Full Holes did a lot well. The sets, costuming, and casting was very good and managed to create a nostalgic feel for Full House. The one place that the movie really hit an issue was the plot, which started out well but then managed to dissolve as the movie went on. The sex scenes are well done and the cast stays in character. Full Holes is worth watching for fans of Full House.

The edition of Full Holes screened is the streaming only version from Pornhub Premium, which is the only place that Full Holes is available. Full Holes is presented in the anamorphic widescreen aspect ratio of 1.78:1 and appears to have been shot digitally. Full Holes is available in 1080p, 720p, 480p, and 240p. The video presentation for the movie looks good with no noticeable blemishes at all with the image. Colors are beautifully represented for a nice image. There is a bug in the lower right-hand corner that says “Pornhub Premium” throughout the movie.

Full Holes is presented with an English 2.0 Stereo audio track. There aren't any noticeable issues at all with the audio presentation. The dialog is clear and easy to hear and understand.

The only extras that Pornhub have included for the release are the hardcore trailer and the safe for work trailer.

Full Holes, Lee Roy Myers' spoof of the 1980's ABC sitcom Full House, manages to successfully invoke the feeling and memory of the sugary-sweet TGIF mainstay. The cast does a good job of resembling their mainstream counterparts and staying in character throughout the movie. Sadly, the plot is very thin and not overly well developed. Pornhub has done a good job with their release with a nice picture and good audio.

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