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No Cum Spitting 2
Release date: 7/5/2005
Reviewed on: 8/28/2005 by dirty_flea
Starring: Brian Surewood, Rick Masters, Johnny Thrust, Jazmine, Kami Andrews, Joe Friday, Buster Good, Stephanie Wylde, Alektra Blue, Katja Kassin
Studio: Python
Directed by: Bobby Manila
Review brief: Starring : Stephanie Wylde, Kami Andrews, Katja Kassin, Jasmine Tame, Alecktra Blue This is certainly one of the worse oral video Ive ever rented. All the scenes after the money shot is cut/edit and sometimes 2 or 3 times before the girls swallow. Even if you think they swallow cum it is not cum that they swallow but probably their own saliva. Even Katja and Kami cannot help this video. So avoid being ripped off and avoid renting/buying.
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Particular Fetishist, The
Release date: 2/15/2005
Reviewed on: 8/23/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Cassandra Knight, Amber Michaels, Artemis Antone, Alex Foxe, Tanya Danielle
Studio: Harmony Concepts
Directed by: Greta von Scorn
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 64 min. Production Date: 10 / 2002 Director: Greta von Scorn Cast: Amber Michaels, Tanya Danielle, Alex Foxe, Artemis Antone, and Cassandra Knight The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im just not sure about this one, but its different enough to make me interested. Initial Reaction: YAWN... Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos turned on by girls struggling against ropes Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anything other than girls struggling against ropes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didnt noting any background noises. The video is also nicely done. Its clear and free of grain without any camera motion to interfere with things. Music: None Menus: The main menu has a little animation combined with a still and a clip of the movie for an okay first impression.
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Playing With Nautica Thorn
Release date: 9/9/2004
Reviewed on: 8/18/2005 by darkcloud
Starring: Brett Rockman, Nautica Thorn
Studio: Anarchy
Review brief: This is not an interactive DVD. Everything said on the cover is a BIG lie! There is no mood switching. The format runs like a regular dvd porn movie, each section such as masturbation, bj, etc... are all made into individual scenes or tracks and you fast forward/back to that scene just like a normal porn movie. The video quality is not so good. Its very dark. The sex was very bland and the camera angle choice is terrible. A few minutes into the DVD I realize I got ripped off.
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Sydnee Steele Exposed
Release date: 5/22/2005
Reviewed on: 6/22/2005 by toots
Starring: Melanie Moore, Dale Dabone, Dillion Day, Lynden Johnson, Sydnee Steele
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Starlets: * Sydnee Steele * a bunch of other 80's porn hair chicks Director; Comp Theme; Comp Released; who knows, who cares Running Time; your guess is as good as mine Synopsis Now I remember the reason i hate compilations What's Hot Sydnee Steele What's Not all the other crap... feature film quality (bad) 2 non Sydnee scenes, condoms! The scenze... Sydnee & 2 dudes crappy condom feature fucking... in slow motion... why do they shoot features in slow mo, it does not make them any better Starlets appearance: 9, Starlet attitude and personality: 4, Sexual Heat: 2, Raincoat Appeal 1 Sydnee & sum dude See scene 1 Starlets appearance: 9, Starlet attitude and personality: 4, Sexual Heat: 1, Raincoat appeal: 1 Sydnee & sum bird not bad not bad, no toys but not a bad overall lez scene. I dont know the other chicks name, but really is that of any importance whatsoever. I got this disc to see Sydnee and I am assuming any of you would be doing the same. Sydnee has such a juicy pussy and trimmed just nice.
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Kamyla 1 & 2
Release date: 9/2/2002
Reviewed on: 6/15/2005 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 54 min. Production Date: 2001 Director: Shinichi Shimizu Cast: Animated The Short Story Initial Expectations: I wasnt sure what to expect here as anime has been very hit or miss for me. Initial Reaction: It starts off pretty good, but ends up as a turn-off. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something very different from the usual porn found in the United States Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all consensual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The dubbing is very clear and sounds as good as most cartoons out there. The video is extremely clear, but the animation is fairly primitive. Its about half way between Pokemon and the lower end of cartoons from the late sixties. Theres some motion, but many times its extremely limited. Music: The music is pretty typical for animation, and very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. Menus: The main menu is nicely animated and gives a very good first impression.
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EL 1 & 2 (NuTech Box Set)
Release date: 1/29/2002
Reviewed on: 6/14/2005 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 53 min. Production Date: 2000 Director: None given Cast: Animated with voices by Shelbee Myne and Lola The Short Story Initial Expectations: I wasnt sure what to expect going into this one, but had some hopes for it. Initial Reaction: Theres some good ideas here, but it feels unfocused while also trying to cram the ideas into a fraction of the time that they need. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a little sex and a lot of confusion Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting people who look like they enjoy sex or a well done across the boards adult cartoon. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video both appear very good for what the source is like. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but there isnt any noticeable pixelation or remnants to hold it back further. Music: The music is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio and changes to fit each scene in the movie, whether its sexual or non-sexual.
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EL 2 (NuTech)
Release date: 2/11/2002
Reviewed on: 6/13/2005 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 26 min. Production Date: 2000 Director: None given Cast: Animated with voices by Shelbee Myne and Lola The Short Story Initial Expectations: EL 1 did nothing for me. Im hoping this will clear things up but not expecting it to happen. Initial Reaction: Its better than the first part, but not much Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting some confusion with their rape porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting decent hentai The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video both appear very good for what the source is like. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but there isnt any noticeable pixelation or remnants to hold it back further. Music: The music is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio and changes to fit each scene in the movie, whether its sexual or non-sexual. Menus: The main menu is extremely long, but not bad. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a title for the scene.
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First Time Fuckers (Barrack X 69)
Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 6/11/2005 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Barrack X 69
Review brief: Since no one in this entire film fucks, the title is grossly misleading! Theres just jacking off, some inept cocksucking, and some ineffectual dildoing. None of which defines the word fuck in my book. First up (no pun intended) is Jaime Wayans, a young black marine who has won a purple heart. He strips and prepares to jack off. Now this leads me to a question about these amateur masturbation films. If you want a guy to get hard and cum would you chatter away and distract him from the matter in hand? Its one thing to offer encouragement and flattery, but to talk as though you were just sitting around drinking beer strikes me as absurd. Anyway despite the magpie behind the camera, Jamie does cum, although at the moment of ecstasy the camera is on his face not his cock. Bryan age 21 is a handsome farm-boy type with a very nice body that has been disfigured by a bible verse on his chest. It says something about Yahweh teaching his hands for war and his fingers for battle.
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Nikita Denise's Redline
Release date: 5/23/2004
Reviewed on: 6/5/2005 by Laszlo
Studio: Don Goo
Review brief: I picked this screener with the hope it was a compilation of Nikita scenes. Of course, I neglected to check the other redline reviews which would've given ample warning to stay away. This one is an AVOID AT ALL COST DVD. Nikita is only in the first scene (not a very good one with Mark Wood) and the action was okay but the picture quality was atrocious. On top of that, the sound is muffled and overdubbed with cheesy music. The rest of the DVD is a compilation of various clips of other less-recognizable performers. They are poor quality (presumably, most from the real amateur porn series) but I recognized one with Avy Scott in a G/G scene (with Loni?). No extras, plenty of forced 800 phone-line ads. The clips are basically out-takes/ extended take / b-roll footage. One of them actually shows the crew improvising a cumshot to a girl's ass by using clear lube! If there was an instructional course given to show what NOT to do for porn shoots, this disc might be useful.
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Diva X: Brittany
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/4/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Brittany Andrews
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 15 min. Production Date: 2000 Director: None. I think theres a very good reason for that even though Andrew Drake is known as being the lack-of-brains behind it Cast: Brittany Andrews and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: Just the mention of Pixis makes me feel like I should get a shot of penicillin. I cant say that Im looking forward to anything about this one. Initial Reaction: Its not quite as bad as getting your testicles caught in a bear trap. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Brittany Andrews fans, like the kind who need to see everything she did no matter how bad it is. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. The audio is pretty clear, but Ive seen dubbed foreign movies where the audio and video synch better than this. Theres also some bad background noises and a lot of talking between Ian and Andrew Drake behind the camera.
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Latin Teen Tryouts 2
Release date: 4/9/2005
Reviewed on: 5/29/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Valeria, Silvia Lancome, Maria Buccarelli, Diana Dean, Lluna, Tina T.
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Latin Teen Tryouts 2 Studio: Devil's Film Director: Unknown Year: 2005 Feature Time: 2:29:28 Extras: Solo Scenes / Trailers (0:41:57) Starring: Silvia Lancome (Cover Girl) Valeria Diana Dean Lluna Tina T. Maria Buccarelli Themes: Latina, Barely Legal "Latin Teen Tryouts 2" is yet another spin-off series from the usually reliable studio Devil's Film. First there were the "Teen Tryouts," then the "Anal Teen Tryouts," now there's more teens, Latin this time, trying out for Devil's. It all gets a little confusing after a while, but this one looks pretty good with the delicious Silvia Lancome spreading her giant onion booty seductively on the cover. I'm always a sucker for hot Latina chicks, and the film appears to have a bevy of Hispanic hotties gettin' it on. Scene 1: Lluna + Diana Dean and a guy Well, the first thing I notice immediately about the film is its unbelievably shitty picture quality. It's difficult to explain, but everything is very jerky and appears extremely blurry on screen. Any movement by performers is blurry and disorienting.
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Surfboys Taken Downunder
Release date: 12/18/2004
Reviewed on: 5/25/2005 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Arena
Review brief: How, you may ask, can I give 4 stars for the performers' looks and only ½ a star to the film as a whole? Because this is the most irritating film I have ever seen. It had everything going for it: handsome guys, a spectacular locale. But it also had something else: a director who fucked it up. What a tragedy! Mike Esser began his career doing soft pornthe only kind that was allowed in Britain at the time. As a result he still directs as if this is what hes doing. There are scads of double exposures, jump cuts, cross-fades, and much editing and camera-play. Actually these occur every 4 seconds! I actually counted and every 4 seconds something happened to the picture. EVERY 4 SECONDS! I began to feel woozy. Soon I even experienced motion sickness and acquired a headache. Anyone with epilepsy should definitely avoid this film, as it will certainly trigger a seizure. Its like trying to watch sex under a strobe light. Theres a bit of a plot, if you can follow it though all the blips and fades and double exposures. Young Rory has come to Australia.
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Kinky Couple
Release date: 9/8/2004
Reviewed on: 5/22/2005 by astroknight
Studio: HomeSexTapes
Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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Ronda's Private Footage
Release date: 9/8/2004
Reviewed on: 5/11/2005 by astroknight
Studio: HomeSexTapes
Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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My Virtual: Secretary Layla
Release date: 1/14/2005
Reviewed on: 4/29/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Layla Rivera
Studio: Bouncy Pictures
Directed by: Ty Endicott
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 52 min. Production Date: 10 / 14 / 2004 Director: Ty Endicott Cast: Layla Rivera and Ty Endicott The Short Story Initial Expectations: Bouncy is a new studio I havent heard anything about yet, so Im going in with an open mind. Initial Reaction: Skip it! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a different type of interactive release Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a different type of interactive release thats done well The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, but there is a bit of camera noise in the background. The video is nicely lit and almost completely free of grain. Theres a little camera motion, but never so much as to interfere with the movie. Music: None Menus: The menus are extremely basic. None of them have any animation and if you dont make a selection within about thirty seconds the DVD stops. The Feature Brunette Layla has come by to apply for the new secretary job.
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Cumfeast Oral Rama 7
Release date: 6/26/2002
Reviewed on: 4/3/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Rod Fontana, Mia Domore, Lena Ramon
Studio: Mother Productions
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 66 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: None credited Cast: Theres no cast list, but I recognized Mia Domore, Lena Ramon, and Rod Fontana The Short Story Initial Expectations: Mia Domore is on the cover this one. She almost always impresses me and is reason enough for me to check it out. Initial Reaction: Theres a few good sequences here, but theres way too much crap to wade through to get at them. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting quick oral sequences and popshots Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a decently done compilation or sex scenes long enough to feel like theyre not throwaway sequences The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects lack a bit. The audio has quite a bit of background noise and the balance isnt always the best. The video also leaves a bit to be desired. Its lit pretty well but it has a little grain and a few soft focus blurs.
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Scale Bustin Babes 10
Release date: 4/6/2004
Reviewed on: 3/29/2005 by RLD Fiend
Studio: Rodnievision
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Scale Bustin' Babes 10 Studio: Rodnievision Director: Rodney Moore Year: 2001 Feature Time: 1:18:35 Extras: None Starring: Chantelle Amber Veronica Monica Blewinsky Stephanie Kane Themes: Large Women, Masturbation, Lesbian This video, from pro-am cameraman and splooge artist extraordinaire Rodney Moore, promises action with some larger women. I like women of all shapes and sizes, and do not mind the occasional overweight performer as long as she is into the scene and the sex is good. I am not one of those porn fans who will make fun of girls for their weight and only buy DVD's with the hottest young nubile hardbodies. So, being a fan of both big beautiful "plumpers" and of Rodney Moore's directing style, I thought this one would be worth a watch. Scene 1: Chantelle Chantelle is a thick and cute blonde who would be quite attractive if she didn't have several giant tattoos marring her otherwise milky body. We meet her out on a street, where she runs away from Rodney and his camera (who wouldn't?).
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To Bi For
Release date: 5/3/2002
Reviewed on: 3/25/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Vic Hall, Sharon Kane, Brooke Waters, Nici Sterling, Eden, Bo Summers, Blade Thompson, Crystal Crawford, Chris Yeager, Alec Powers, Bryse
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Crystal Crawford
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 72 min. Production Date: 10 / 1995 Director: Crystal Crawford Cast: Nici Sterling, Sharon Kane, Eden, Bryse, Alec Powers, Blade Thompson, Bo Summers, Chris Yeager, Vic Hall, and Crystal Crawford The Short Story Initial Expectations: Every now and then I get in the mood for a bi movie. Nici Sterling caught my eye here, but I just cant get my hopes up too high. Initial Reaction: It sucks. It sucks bad. Who Should Watch It : Convicted felons Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks of picking it up The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. The audio has a hiss to it, is hollow, and the balance leaves a bit to be desired. The video is slightly pixelated, has an odd tint to it, and also has a few shadows. Music: The music is very typical for a mid-nineties porno music. Its very cheesy and way too loud. Menus: The menus are very basic. The main menu has a little animation that works around the movie cover.
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California Sweet Cum 1
Release date: 3/2/2005
Reviewed on: 3/21/2005 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Body Shoppe
Review brief: With CALIFORNIA SWEET CUM #1, Body Shoppe has inadvertently produced a comedy of errors. It begins with three cute twinks Cory, Peewee and Tyler. All wear baseball caps, which they never remove perhaps for fear their cocks might fall off if they did? Cory has a lot of tattoos for being only 18. There is a line of Chinese characters moving up his left abdomen, flames on his bicep, and a snake of some sort (dragon?) on his shoulders. Peewee is full of himself (although he has no real cause to be) Tyler has rings in both nipples. [He and Cory are on the cover] They strip, and pull their puds trying to get hard as they watch a straight fuck-film. Tylers low hanging balls flop as he and Peewee get a mite hard. Ordered by Uncle Don, the cameraman, Peewee kneels to suck Tyler. I dont want to be a good cocksucker, Peewee informs Uncle Don. (He neednt worry, he isnt. On a scale of 1-10, Peewees cocksucking would rate a 1. In fact hes so bad, that Tyler loses his erection.) They go back to jacking off and Peewee cums on a full-length mirror. Cory follows suit.
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Santeria
Release date: 2/14/2004
Reviewed on: 3/21/2005 by Domina (SGPC)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Daisy, Brian Heston, Kimmy Kahn, Shawnie, Tyler Knight, Nautica Thorn, Kayla Marie, Eva Angelina
Studio: Video Team
Directed by: David Aaron Clark
Review brief: Santeria (2004) USA Review by Domina Brought to you by Bleu Review & from the gals at Format: DVD, 1 Disk Studio: Video Team Language: English Directed by David Aaron Clark Cast: Brian Heston, Brian Surewood, Daisy, Eva Angelina, Kayla Marie, Kimmy Kahn, Nautica Thorn, Shawnie, Tyler Knight Intended Audience: Mainstream viewers. Content: Oral, fucking, heterosexual, lesbian. Synopsis This film really doesn't deserve a review, it is that bad. Santeria, a Afro-Caribbean Magic religion (like Voodoo) of trance, mystery, possession, blood and sex is a great concept for a porn film, unfortunately this film fails miserably. Review The lead actress, Daisy is a sexy, petite Latino girl. Unfortunately, she can't act much better than anyone else in the film. "Santeria" has five short unimpressive scenes, a silly plot, and hackneyed scenarios with below-average performers. Features the usual masturbation with dildos, girl/boi sex, oral, anal, girl/girl dildo action.
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Playing With Nikki Hunter
Release date: 2/16/2005
Reviewed on: 3/9/2005 by astroknight
Starring: John West, Nicki Hunter
Studio: Anarchy
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 59 min. Production Date: 11 / 17 / 2004 (cover) 1 / 17 / 2005 (DVD) Director: Jimmie D. (uncredited) Cast: Nikki Hunter and you, played by John Strong The Short Story Initial Expectations: This virtual sex series has been about as technically advanced as communicating across oceans using smoke signals. Im not expecting much. Initial Reaction: Nikki does okay, but untrained circus monkeys might be able to put together a better virtual sex DVD Who Should Watch It : Extreme Nikki Hunter fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. The audio is at a very low level and has a few balance problems. There are background noises, and rather than stopping at hearing the phone ring, you also get to hear some of the conversation and what appears to be whoever answered the phone giving somebody else a message. If thats not enough, the audio also sounds extremely hollow.
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Patpung Angels
Release date: 6/27/2004
Reviewed on: 3/8/2005 by skronker
Studio: Video Team
Review brief: FAST, CHEAP AND OUT OF CONTROL! SINEMA REVIEWS BY SKRONKER A pair of sex tourists appear to visit Bangkok -- or someplace that harbors a supply of young Thai girls easily swayed to blow strange American men on camera, as all we ever really see is an apparent cheap hotel bed backdrop -- and film their encounters. I'll take their word for it. And I thank them for giving me a brand new appreciation for Ed Powers, whose efforts look like DW Griffith compared to these fellas (whom we never really see much of, except their cocks, which are bigger than Ed's, at least). I've often been curious about the carnal wonders of Thailand, having heard many tales of wild sexploits and willing young girls. Almost nothing in this video backs those claims. Of the five cute and tiny girls featured, only one seems to have a pulse -- Jen, who gives tongue-flicking blowjobs and lets the Yankee imperialists give her a medium-strength facefucking, not full-throttle Brandon Irons-style, but energetic enough for what is a strictly amateur show.
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Castings 36: Nikki Blond
Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 3/2/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Alain Deloin, Jenny Fields, Renato, James Brossman, Titof, Asian Shan, Nikky Blond
Studio: Private
Review brief: Can someone please explain to me why most Euro porn has such a difficult time identifying the performers? Do the studios over there not understand that if we see a girl (or guy) who interests us, that it is in their best interest that we know their exact name and other flicks theyve starred in? Its called repeat business. And why do the girls insist on changing their screen names so often? Go to any website that lists the stars of Euro porn (www.eurobabeindex.com comes to mind) and check out how many different names the girls have used in their career. Its a joke! Yet the trend continues and this reviewer, for one, just shakes his head and vows never to give a great review to any Euro flick that fails to properly identify its cast. They automatically lose one rating star for failing to do this. That scenario didnt need to be employed for Private Casting X #36, which already stunk and didnt need any rating stars deducted. One from nothing is still nothing. This is absolutely terrible porn. Each scene starts with an interview by director Pierre Woodman.
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Private Castings 37: Claudia Ricci
Release date: 11/1/2004
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Bianca, David Perry, Dora, Jasmine, Julia, Alain Deloin, Philippe Soine, Lydia, Sebastian Barrio, Franco Roccaforte, Pascal St. James, Suzan Strong, Claudia Jackson, Larissa, Erika Fire, Gabriella Wolf, Myrka, Judith Penn, Silvie Raz, Frank Versace
Studio: Private
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Can anyone actually say what is good and what is bad in porn? Of course not. For every stroker who likes abusive, hard-charging sex there is another who likes softer, more couples oriented features. Luckily there is enough variety out there to make just about everyone happy. Then there is the Private Castings series. As broad-minded as I like to think of myself, I cannot fathom anyone enjoying this series. There are nine scenes in this edition (if you count a short strip tease in the finale) and I found myself fast forwarding through most of it. Each scene opens with (supposedly) the first interview director Pierre Woodman conducted with each girl before she went on to make movies. The interviews are repetitious and boring. Pierre speaks poor English, and few of the girls speak any at all. So we have to wait for an interpreter to do her thing before and after each response.
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Mobster's Wife
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005 by andyblake
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Shay Sweet, Vince Vouyer, Katie Gold, Mr. Marcus, Stephanie Swift, Kelly Jean, Derek Lane, Lexus Locklear
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: I loved the plot and the acting in the mob-themed Paul Thomas picture. Vince Vouyer and Alexandra Silk were especially convincing with their New Jersey accents, but everyone seemed to be trying to stay in character. Unfortunately, the forces of evil at Vivid cut this film to ribbons before releasing it on DVD. The film was originally 131 minutes on VHS, and the DVD runs 84 minutes. You don't need to be a math major to see that more than 45 minutes have been cut from the movie, including two entire scenes. It really should be callled outtakes from "Mobster's Wife." On the flipside, there are two versions of a behind the scenes featurette, together totalling almost an hour, but in no way does the behind the scenes featurette compensate for not having the entire film on DVD. For some unknown reason, the people at Vivid cut up all of th 1990s Paul Thomas features before releasing them on DVD. I don't know which is worse, not getting the whole movie or knowing what enormous contempt the people at Vivid have for me (and you), their customer. But they are the contemptible ones.
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Release date: 7/5/2005
Reviewed on: 8/28/2005 by dirty_flea
Starring: Brian Surewood, Rick Masters, Johnny Thrust, Jazmine, Kami Andrews, Joe Friday, Buster Good, Stephanie Wylde, Alektra Blue, Katja Kassin
Studio: Python
Directed by: Bobby Manila
Review brief: Starring : Stephanie Wylde, Kami Andrews, Katja Kassin, Jasmine Tame, Alecktra Blue This is certainly one of the worse oral video Ive ever rented. All the scenes after the money shot is cut/edit and sometimes 2 or 3 times before the girls swallow. Even if you think they swallow cum it is not cum that they swallow but probably their own saliva. Even Katja and Kami cannot help this video. So avoid being ripped off and avoid renting/buying.
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Release date: 2/15/2005
Reviewed on: 8/23/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Cassandra Knight, Amber Michaels, Artemis Antone, Alex Foxe, Tanya Danielle
Studio: Harmony Concepts
Directed by: Greta von Scorn
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 64 min. Production Date: 10 / 2002 Director: Greta von Scorn Cast: Amber Michaels, Tanya Danielle, Alex Foxe, Artemis Antone, and Cassandra Knight The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im just not sure about this one, but its different enough to make me interested. Initial Reaction: YAWN... Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos turned on by girls struggling against ropes Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anything other than girls struggling against ropes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didnt noting any background noises. The video is also nicely done. Its clear and free of grain without any camera motion to interfere with things. Music: None Menus: The main menu has a little animation combined with a still and a clip of the movie for an okay first impression.
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Release date: 9/9/2004
Reviewed on: 8/18/2005 by darkcloud
Starring: Brett Rockman, Nautica Thorn
Studio: Anarchy
Review brief: This is not an interactive DVD. Everything said on the cover is a BIG lie! There is no mood switching. The format runs like a regular dvd porn movie, each section such as masturbation, bj, etc... are all made into individual scenes or tracks and you fast forward/back to that scene just like a normal porn movie. The video quality is not so good. Its very dark. The sex was very bland and the camera angle choice is terrible. A few minutes into the DVD I realize I got ripped off.
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Release date: 5/22/2005
Reviewed on: 6/22/2005 by toots
Starring: Melanie Moore, Dale Dabone, Dillion Day, Lynden Johnson, Sydnee Steele
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Starlets: * Sydnee Steele * a bunch of other 80's porn hair chicks Director; Comp Theme; Comp Released; who knows, who cares Running Time; your guess is as good as mine Synopsis Now I remember the reason i hate compilations What's Hot Sydnee Steele What's Not all the other crap... feature film quality (bad) 2 non Sydnee scenes, condoms! The scenze... Sydnee & 2 dudes crappy condom feature fucking... in slow motion... why do they shoot features in slow mo, it does not make them any better Starlets appearance: 9, Starlet attitude and personality: 4, Sexual Heat: 2, Raincoat Appeal 1 Sydnee & sum dude See scene 1 Starlets appearance: 9, Starlet attitude and personality: 4, Sexual Heat: 1, Raincoat appeal: 1 Sydnee & sum bird not bad not bad, no toys but not a bad overall lez scene. I dont know the other chicks name, but really is that of any importance whatsoever. I got this disc to see Sydnee and I am assuming any of you would be doing the same. Sydnee has such a juicy pussy and trimmed just nice.
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Release date: 9/2/2002
Reviewed on: 6/15/2005 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 54 min. Production Date: 2001 Director: Shinichi Shimizu Cast: Animated The Short Story Initial Expectations: I wasnt sure what to expect here as anime has been very hit or miss for me. Initial Reaction: It starts off pretty good, but ends up as a turn-off. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something very different from the usual porn found in the United States Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all consensual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The dubbing is very clear and sounds as good as most cartoons out there. The video is extremely clear, but the animation is fairly primitive. Its about half way between Pokemon and the lower end of cartoons from the late sixties. Theres some motion, but many times its extremely limited. Music: The music is pretty typical for animation, and very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. Menus: The main menu is nicely animated and gives a very good first impression.
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Release date: 1/29/2002
Reviewed on: 6/14/2005 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 53 min. Production Date: 2000 Director: None given Cast: Animated with voices by Shelbee Myne and Lola The Short Story Initial Expectations: I wasnt sure what to expect going into this one, but had some hopes for it. Initial Reaction: Theres some good ideas here, but it feels unfocused while also trying to cram the ideas into a fraction of the time that they need. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a little sex and a lot of confusion Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting people who look like they enjoy sex or a well done across the boards adult cartoon. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video both appear very good for what the source is like. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but there isnt any noticeable pixelation or remnants to hold it back further. Music: The music is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio and changes to fit each scene in the movie, whether its sexual or non-sexual.
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Release date: 2/11/2002
Reviewed on: 6/13/2005 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 26 min. Production Date: 2000 Director: None given Cast: Animated with voices by Shelbee Myne and Lola The Short Story Initial Expectations: EL 1 did nothing for me. Im hoping this will clear things up but not expecting it to happen. Initial Reaction: Its better than the first part, but not much Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting some confusion with their rape porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting decent hentai The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video both appear very good for what the source is like. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but there isnt any noticeable pixelation or remnants to hold it back further. Music: The music is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio and changes to fit each scene in the movie, whether its sexual or non-sexual. Menus: The main menu is extremely long, but not bad. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a title for the scene.
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Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 6/11/2005 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Barrack X 69
Review brief: Since no one in this entire film fucks, the title is grossly misleading! Theres just jacking off, some inept cocksucking, and some ineffectual dildoing. None of which defines the word fuck in my book. First up (no pun intended) is Jaime Wayans, a young black marine who has won a purple heart. He strips and prepares to jack off. Now this leads me to a question about these amateur masturbation films. If you want a guy to get hard and cum would you chatter away and distract him from the matter in hand? Its one thing to offer encouragement and flattery, but to talk as though you were just sitting around drinking beer strikes me as absurd. Anyway despite the magpie behind the camera, Jamie does cum, although at the moment of ecstasy the camera is on his face not his cock. Bryan age 21 is a handsome farm-boy type with a very nice body that has been disfigured by a bible verse on his chest. It says something about Yahweh teaching his hands for war and his fingers for battle.
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Release date: 5/23/2004
Reviewed on: 6/5/2005 by Laszlo
Studio: Don Goo
Review brief: I picked this screener with the hope it was a compilation of Nikita scenes. Of course, I neglected to check the other redline reviews which would've given ample warning to stay away. This one is an AVOID AT ALL COST DVD. Nikita is only in the first scene (not a very good one with Mark Wood) and the action was okay but the picture quality was atrocious. On top of that, the sound is muffled and overdubbed with cheesy music. The rest of the DVD is a compilation of various clips of other less-recognizable performers. They are poor quality (presumably, most from the real amateur porn series) but I recognized one with Avy Scott in a G/G scene (with Loni?). No extras, plenty of forced 800 phone-line ads. The clips are basically out-takes/ extended take / b-roll footage. One of them actually shows the crew improvising a cumshot to a girl's ass by using clear lube! If there was an instructional course given to show what NOT to do for porn shoots, this disc might be useful.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/4/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Brittany Andrews
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 15 min. Production Date: 2000 Director: None. I think theres a very good reason for that even though Andrew Drake is known as being the lack-of-brains behind it Cast: Brittany Andrews and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: Just the mention of Pixis makes me feel like I should get a shot of penicillin. I cant say that Im looking forward to anything about this one. Initial Reaction: Its not quite as bad as getting your testicles caught in a bear trap. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Brittany Andrews fans, like the kind who need to see everything she did no matter how bad it is. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. The audio is pretty clear, but Ive seen dubbed foreign movies where the audio and video synch better than this. Theres also some bad background noises and a lot of talking between Ian and Andrew Drake behind the camera.
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Release date: 4/9/2005
Reviewed on: 5/29/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Valeria, Silvia Lancome, Maria Buccarelli, Diana Dean, Lluna, Tina T.
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Latin Teen Tryouts 2 Studio: Devil's Film Director: Unknown Year: 2005 Feature Time: 2:29:28 Extras: Solo Scenes / Trailers (0:41:57) Starring: Silvia Lancome (Cover Girl) Valeria Diana Dean Lluna Tina T. Maria Buccarelli Themes: Latina, Barely Legal "Latin Teen Tryouts 2" is yet another spin-off series from the usually reliable studio Devil's Film. First there were the "Teen Tryouts," then the "Anal Teen Tryouts," now there's more teens, Latin this time, trying out for Devil's. It all gets a little confusing after a while, but this one looks pretty good with the delicious Silvia Lancome spreading her giant onion booty seductively on the cover. I'm always a sucker for hot Latina chicks, and the film appears to have a bevy of Hispanic hotties gettin' it on. Scene 1: Lluna + Diana Dean and a guy Well, the first thing I notice immediately about the film is its unbelievably shitty picture quality. It's difficult to explain, but everything is very jerky and appears extremely blurry on screen. Any movement by performers is blurry and disorienting.
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Release date: 12/18/2004
Reviewed on: 5/25/2005 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Arena
Review brief: How, you may ask, can I give 4 stars for the performers' looks and only ½ a star to the film as a whole? Because this is the most irritating film I have ever seen. It had everything going for it: handsome guys, a spectacular locale. But it also had something else: a director who fucked it up. What a tragedy! Mike Esser began his career doing soft pornthe only kind that was allowed in Britain at the time. As a result he still directs as if this is what hes doing. There are scads of double exposures, jump cuts, cross-fades, and much editing and camera-play. Actually these occur every 4 seconds! I actually counted and every 4 seconds something happened to the picture. EVERY 4 SECONDS! I began to feel woozy. Soon I even experienced motion sickness and acquired a headache. Anyone with epilepsy should definitely avoid this film, as it will certainly trigger a seizure. Its like trying to watch sex under a strobe light. Theres a bit of a plot, if you can follow it though all the blips and fades and double exposures. Young Rory has come to Australia.
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Release date: 9/8/2004
Reviewed on: 5/22/2005 by astroknight
Studio: HomeSexTapes
Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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Release date: 9/8/2004
Reviewed on: 5/11/2005 by astroknight
Studio: HomeSexTapes
Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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Release date: 1/14/2005
Reviewed on: 4/29/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Layla Rivera
Studio: Bouncy Pictures
Directed by: Ty Endicott
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 52 min. Production Date: 10 / 14 / 2004 Director: Ty Endicott Cast: Layla Rivera and Ty Endicott The Short Story Initial Expectations: Bouncy is a new studio I havent heard anything about yet, so Im going in with an open mind. Initial Reaction: Skip it! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a different type of interactive release Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a different type of interactive release thats done well The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, but there is a bit of camera noise in the background. The video is nicely lit and almost completely free of grain. Theres a little camera motion, but never so much as to interfere with the movie. Music: None Menus: The menus are extremely basic. None of them have any animation and if you dont make a selection within about thirty seconds the DVD stops. The Feature Brunette Layla has come by to apply for the new secretary job.
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Release date: 6/26/2002
Reviewed on: 4/3/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Rod Fontana, Mia Domore, Lena Ramon
Studio: Mother Productions
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 66 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: None credited Cast: Theres no cast list, but I recognized Mia Domore, Lena Ramon, and Rod Fontana The Short Story Initial Expectations: Mia Domore is on the cover this one. She almost always impresses me and is reason enough for me to check it out. Initial Reaction: Theres a few good sequences here, but theres way too much crap to wade through to get at them. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting quick oral sequences and popshots Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a decently done compilation or sex scenes long enough to feel like theyre not throwaway sequences The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects lack a bit. The audio has quite a bit of background noise and the balance isnt always the best. The video also leaves a bit to be desired. Its lit pretty well but it has a little grain and a few soft focus blurs.
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Release date: 4/6/2004
Reviewed on: 3/29/2005 by RLD Fiend
Studio: Rodnievision
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Scale Bustin' Babes 10 Studio: Rodnievision Director: Rodney Moore Year: 2001 Feature Time: 1:18:35 Extras: None Starring: Chantelle Amber Veronica Monica Blewinsky Stephanie Kane Themes: Large Women, Masturbation, Lesbian This video, from pro-am cameraman and splooge artist extraordinaire Rodney Moore, promises action with some larger women. I like women of all shapes and sizes, and do not mind the occasional overweight performer as long as she is into the scene and the sex is good. I am not one of those porn fans who will make fun of girls for their weight and only buy DVD's with the hottest young nubile hardbodies. So, being a fan of both big beautiful "plumpers" and of Rodney Moore's directing style, I thought this one would be worth a watch. Scene 1: Chantelle Chantelle is a thick and cute blonde who would be quite attractive if she didn't have several giant tattoos marring her otherwise milky body. We meet her out on a street, where she runs away from Rodney and his camera (who wouldn't?).
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Release date: 5/3/2002
Reviewed on: 3/25/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Vic Hall, Sharon Kane, Brooke Waters, Nici Sterling, Eden, Bo Summers, Blade Thompson, Crystal Crawford, Chris Yeager, Alec Powers, Bryse
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Crystal Crawford
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 72 min. Production Date: 10 / 1995 Director: Crystal Crawford Cast: Nici Sterling, Sharon Kane, Eden, Bryse, Alec Powers, Blade Thompson, Bo Summers, Chris Yeager, Vic Hall, and Crystal Crawford The Short Story Initial Expectations: Every now and then I get in the mood for a bi movie. Nici Sterling caught my eye here, but I just cant get my hopes up too high. Initial Reaction: It sucks. It sucks bad. Who Should Watch It : Convicted felons Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks of picking it up The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. The audio has a hiss to it, is hollow, and the balance leaves a bit to be desired. The video is slightly pixelated, has an odd tint to it, and also has a few shadows. Music: The music is very typical for a mid-nineties porno music. Its very cheesy and way too loud. Menus: The menus are very basic. The main menu has a little animation that works around the movie cover.
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Release date: 3/2/2005
Reviewed on: 3/21/2005 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Body Shoppe
Review brief: With CALIFORNIA SWEET CUM #1, Body Shoppe has inadvertently produced a comedy of errors. It begins with three cute twinks Cory, Peewee and Tyler. All wear baseball caps, which they never remove perhaps for fear their cocks might fall off if they did? Cory has a lot of tattoos for being only 18. There is a line of Chinese characters moving up his left abdomen, flames on his bicep, and a snake of some sort (dragon?) on his shoulders. Peewee is full of himself (although he has no real cause to be) Tyler has rings in both nipples. [He and Cory are on the cover] They strip, and pull their puds trying to get hard as they watch a straight fuck-film. Tylers low hanging balls flop as he and Peewee get a mite hard. Ordered by Uncle Don, the cameraman, Peewee kneels to suck Tyler. I dont want to be a good cocksucker, Peewee informs Uncle Don. (He neednt worry, he isnt. On a scale of 1-10, Peewees cocksucking would rate a 1. In fact hes so bad, that Tyler loses his erection.) They go back to jacking off and Peewee cums on a full-length mirror. Cory follows suit.
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Release date: 2/14/2004
Reviewed on: 3/21/2005 by Domina (SGPC)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Daisy, Brian Heston, Kimmy Kahn, Shawnie, Tyler Knight, Nautica Thorn, Kayla Marie, Eva Angelina
Studio: Video Team
Directed by: David Aaron Clark
Review brief: Santeria (2004) USA Review by Domina Brought to you by Bleu Review & from the gals at Format: DVD, 1 Disk Studio: Video Team Language: English Directed by David Aaron Clark Cast: Brian Heston, Brian Surewood, Daisy, Eva Angelina, Kayla Marie, Kimmy Kahn, Nautica Thorn, Shawnie, Tyler Knight Intended Audience: Mainstream viewers. Content: Oral, fucking, heterosexual, lesbian. Synopsis This film really doesn't deserve a review, it is that bad. Santeria, a Afro-Caribbean Magic religion (like Voodoo) of trance, mystery, possession, blood and sex is a great concept for a porn film, unfortunately this film fails miserably. Review The lead actress, Daisy is a sexy, petite Latino girl. Unfortunately, she can't act much better than anyone else in the film. "Santeria" has five short unimpressive scenes, a silly plot, and hackneyed scenarios with below-average performers. Features the usual masturbation with dildos, girl/boi sex, oral, anal, girl/girl dildo action.
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Release date: 2/16/2005
Reviewed on: 3/9/2005 by astroknight
Starring: John West, Nicki Hunter
Studio: Anarchy
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 59 min. Production Date: 11 / 17 / 2004 (cover) 1 / 17 / 2005 (DVD) Director: Jimmie D. (uncredited) Cast: Nikki Hunter and you, played by John Strong The Short Story Initial Expectations: This virtual sex series has been about as technically advanced as communicating across oceans using smoke signals. Im not expecting much. Initial Reaction: Nikki does okay, but untrained circus monkeys might be able to put together a better virtual sex DVD Who Should Watch It : Extreme Nikki Hunter fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. The audio is at a very low level and has a few balance problems. There are background noises, and rather than stopping at hearing the phone ring, you also get to hear some of the conversation and what appears to be whoever answered the phone giving somebody else a message. If thats not enough, the audio also sounds extremely hollow.
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Release date: 6/27/2004
Reviewed on: 3/8/2005 by skronker
Studio: Video Team
Review brief: FAST, CHEAP AND OUT OF CONTROL! SINEMA REVIEWS BY SKRONKER A pair of sex tourists appear to visit Bangkok -- or someplace that harbors a supply of young Thai girls easily swayed to blow strange American men on camera, as all we ever really see is an apparent cheap hotel bed backdrop -- and film their encounters. I'll take their word for it. And I thank them for giving me a brand new appreciation for Ed Powers, whose efforts look like DW Griffith compared to these fellas (whom we never really see much of, except their cocks, which are bigger than Ed's, at least). I've often been curious about the carnal wonders of Thailand, having heard many tales of wild sexploits and willing young girls. Almost nothing in this video backs those claims. Of the five cute and tiny girls featured, only one seems to have a pulse -- Jen, who gives tongue-flicking blowjobs and lets the Yankee imperialists give her a medium-strength facefucking, not full-throttle Brandon Irons-style, but energetic enough for what is a strictly amateur show.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 3/2/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Alain Deloin, Jenny Fields, Renato, James Brossman, Titof, Asian Shan, Nikky Blond
Studio: Private
Review brief: Can someone please explain to me why most Euro porn has such a difficult time identifying the performers? Do the studios over there not understand that if we see a girl (or guy) who interests us, that it is in their best interest that we know their exact name and other flicks theyve starred in? Its called repeat business. And why do the girls insist on changing their screen names so often? Go to any website that lists the stars of Euro porn (www.eurobabeindex.com comes to mind) and check out how many different names the girls have used in their career. Its a joke! Yet the trend continues and this reviewer, for one, just shakes his head and vows never to give a great review to any Euro flick that fails to properly identify its cast. They automatically lose one rating star for failing to do this. That scenario didnt need to be employed for Private Casting X #36, which already stunk and didnt need any rating stars deducted. One from nothing is still nothing. This is absolutely terrible porn. Each scene starts with an interview by director Pierre Woodman.
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Release date: 11/1/2004
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Bianca, David Perry, Dora, Jasmine, Julia, Alain Deloin, Philippe Soine, Lydia, Sebastian Barrio, Franco Roccaforte, Pascal St. James, Suzan Strong, Claudia Jackson, Larissa, Erika Fire, Gabriella Wolf, Myrka, Judith Penn, Silvie Raz, Frank Versace
Studio: Private
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Can anyone actually say what is good and what is bad in porn? Of course not. For every stroker who likes abusive, hard-charging sex there is another who likes softer, more couples oriented features. Luckily there is enough variety out there to make just about everyone happy. Then there is the Private Castings series. As broad-minded as I like to think of myself, I cannot fathom anyone enjoying this series. There are nine scenes in this edition (if you count a short strip tease in the finale) and I found myself fast forwarding through most of it. Each scene opens with (supposedly) the first interview director Pierre Woodman conducted with each girl before she went on to make movies. The interviews are repetitious and boring. Pierre speaks poor English, and few of the girls speak any at all. So we have to wait for an interpreter to do her thing before and after each response.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005 by andyblake
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Shay Sweet, Vince Vouyer, Katie Gold, Mr. Marcus, Stephanie Swift, Kelly Jean, Derek Lane, Lexus Locklear
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: I loved the plot and the acting in the mob-themed Paul Thomas picture. Vince Vouyer and Alexandra Silk were especially convincing with their New Jersey accents, but everyone seemed to be trying to stay in character. Unfortunately, the forces of evil at Vivid cut this film to ribbons before releasing it on DVD. The film was originally 131 minutes on VHS, and the DVD runs 84 minutes. You don't need to be a math major to see that more than 45 minutes have been cut from the movie, including two entire scenes. It really should be callled outtakes from "Mobster's Wife." On the flipside, there are two versions of a behind the scenes featurette, together totalling almost an hour, but in no way does the behind the scenes featurette compensate for not having the entire film on DVD. For some unknown reason, the people at Vivid cut up all of th 1990s Paul Thomas features before releasing them on DVD. I don't know which is worse, not getting the whole movie or knowing what enormous contempt the people at Vivid have for me (and you), their customer. But they are the contemptible ones.
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