Filthy Fuckers 204 & 205 Review

Reviewed by Rieekan  on  10/5/2001

* DIRECTOR: Various.
* DURATION: >120mins (no time code!)
* FEMMES: [FF204] Anastasia Blue, Bridgette Kerkove, Christi Lake, Dayton Rains, Lee, Maren Beaute, Nancy Vee, Peach & Shelbee Myne. [FF205] Amber Michaels, Bridgette Kerkove, Charlie Angel, Christy Lake, Gabriella Gotti, Harley Rains, Kaitlyn Ashley, Missy & Tera Patrick.

WELCOME to Rieekan Review #14 Filthy Fuckers 204-205. The search for a decent raincoater goes on. I do like plot porn (the brain is definitely the most erotic organ) but if the story is going to be pretentious or poorly done, it’s best not to bother at all. This double feature was free after some teething troubles with fivestardvd; the problem was resolved with great mention-worthy customer service.

I looked forward to seeing Bridgette Kerkove, Kaitlyn Ashley, Nancy Vee, Shelbee Myne and Tera Patrick in action, but unsurprisingly the second half of the DVD (Filthy Fuckers 205) wouldn’t play on my computer. Given what I saw of Filthy Fuckers 204, that’s probably a blessing in disguise.

EXTRAS: There are no menus at all, so extras would seem out of place. The DVD starts with phone sex ads (4:55) that you can skip past, but not a good start! There are 6 chapters, which you can access via DVD-ROM program functions (but no luck for normal DVD- player users).

NOTES: No time code and the chapters are difficult to access, making scene selection an arduous process of fast-forwarding (assuming you find something worth watching).

SCENE 1: Anastasia Blue (?) & a guy. The girl in this scene is a plain but cute blonde, who looks like a young Kaitlyn. After a bit of butt-play and fingering, she sits down and gives an excessively over-drooled blowjob complete with disconcerting gagging noises. This was rather worrying to watch and, for once, it wasn’t the guy’s fault either. After a few gross minutes, the slime was wiped off her face and arms, and they proceed to the screwing, which was poorly-filmed. She gets down again and sucks quietly and dryly, and the guy cums a thick load on her chin. A very bad scene.

SCENE 2: Dayton Rains (?) & 3 guys. The sex begins with this unremarkable brunette after the precursory groping/licking. She kneels on a chair and is spun around, alternately sucking, stroking and fucking each one of the guys. She performs decently but the scene was poorly filmed, the guys giggled moronically and were rather feral-looking; ultra-close DPP and penis-worshipping filming didn’t help. After some queue anal, the guys came on her mouth. Bad scene.

SCENE 3: Lee & 2 guys. This scene was lifted straight from Filthy Fuckers 200-201 – a poor effort Zane!

SCENE 4: Nancy Vee, Shelbee Myne & 2 guys. Shelbee gets licked as Nancy is pumped from behind (condom). Both look slutty and decent, but not great. They have sex on a rocky beach with the waves making loud background noise. Anal for Nancy, but the girls don’t touch at all. Both girls take average facials to end their boring, long scene.

SCENE 5: Maren Beaute (?) & a guy. This girl is a slutty blonde, slightly overweight but not too bad-looking. She sucks a guy who looks like Jamie Gillis in a boat cabin, and the DVD hi-fi sound captures the annoying boat noises perfectly. She has the worst case of ass zits I’ve ever seen and this scene was crap. He shoots a forceful spurt on her cheek and chin.

SCENE 6: Peach (?) & a guy. Extremely bad music in this scene. A slightly tubby blonde teen sucks a guy by the pool. Her eyes are closed but she has nice tits and is attractive in a plain way. Could this be strokeable material? Not quite. The b.j. is very poorly-filmed. After a while, he takes off her jeans and eats her. They screw almost silently on a pool chair and he cums a small load on her lips. The girl was cute but wooden, and the scene was poorly-filmed and totally lacked heat.

SCENE 7: Christy Lake, Mr. Marcus & 2 guys. The scene immediately starts with unattractive, annoying-voiced Christy receiving a DP. Suddenly, she takes a forceful cumshot from one of the guys, which goes in her mouth, past her face and on her shoulder. Mr. Marcus has one small spurt in her mouth and the last guy didn’t cum at all, but she drools a copious amount of (what looked like) yoghurt out of her mouth to pretend that he did.

SCENE 8: Bridgette Kerkove & a guy. First time I’ve seen Bridgette, who is a very hot blonde (pre-implant) and looks somewhat like Angelina Jolie. She blows a guy for about five minutes and he cums dry. An absolutely criminal waste of Bridgette.

Filthy Fuckers 204 is total crap. Filthy Fuckers 205 could be good and I will try to watch it, but I expect to be very disappointed. This title is a good place to start if you’re looking for the worst scenes any of the stars have ever done, just to complete your collection.

But after watching five minutes of this DVD, you’ll be wondering where your erection went.

Rieekan

[a few months later...]

Rieekan reviews Filthy Fuckers 205. Having procured a DVD player, I watched the second part and was pleasantly surprised. Not pleasantly enough to apologise to Zane, but it was still much better than expected. The scenes weren’t well-filmed and the action was cut, but it was watchable.

Overall 1.5
Female Looks 3
Male Looks 1
Extras 0
Sex 1.5
Worth $4
AV Quality 2

There is some decent raincoater fodder in #205 – the bad breasts, decent facials, gross guys and dirty sex is all there. That raises Filthy Fuckers from a total throw-away to a cheap-and-nasty keeper. But just to remind you of how you did spend your money, there’s no menus, no time code, five minutes of phone sex ads and false advertising – sorry fellow raincoaters, no Tera Patrick here.

SCENE 1: Christy Lake, Kaitlyn Ashley & 2 guys.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen Kaitlyn. Her face is a bit weird, her body is lean and she has the worst airbags ever mis-designed by man. I’m not sure if I like her or not (I used to ... I think). Christy is a below average redhead who goes to work on Kaitlyn’s gangly labia, while the guys dick around with rough sex nonsense.
The scene is virtually all Kaitlyn, who services the guys right down to a horrible-looking DPP and a much-better-by-comparison DP. But ugh, from every angle her silicone basketballs looked like they were about to explode! After a long DP, the guys unload on her shoulders (and a bit in her mouth). Not a hot scene but, as always, a good performance by Kaitlyn.

SCENE 2: Bridgette Kerkove & Tony Tedeschi.
This scene was a disappointment. Sexy-looking Bridgette with short blonde hair (Tony’s hair was longer, ugh) and could that be absolutely no implants, sucks Tony very briefly before jumping right into the anal (condom). A fair amount of anal before he cums very weakly in her mouth.
Bridgette looked good and performed well enough but the scene was lacking. It was edited down too much, Tony was ugly and performed poorly, there was no heat and it ultimately amounted to nothing. Still waiting to see Bridgette in something good.

SCENE 3: Black girl with blonde hair (Charlie Angel?) & a Puff-Daddy impersonator.
Zane isn’t in the habit of using footage from previous compilations.

SCENE 4: Missy, Michael J. Cox (?) & Mickey G.
I never used to like blonde Missy but I’m fully on the bandwagon nowadays. She gets into the scene with energy, making it seem like she was fucking Michael and Mickey. On the down side, it was pretty bad sex – including a weird, disgusting-looking DP (sooo don’t ask). The scene recovered with two good loads delivered to her face and chest and some lingering to boot. Missy was sexy, the sex wasn’t.

SCENE 5: Harley Raine, Dave Hardman & Guy Di Silva.
All original material, all the time. (This was the one scene I liked from Filthy Fuckers 200-201; incorrectly guessed the girl as Madison.)

SCENE 6: Gabriella Gotti (?), Dave Hardman & Dick Nasty.
Bit of a hard face, no implant brunette. No-condom anal but no DP. Flaccid Dirty Dave somehow gets a decent load on her chin; Nasty Dick airballs. Not a good scene.

SCENE 7: Amber Michaels & Colonel (Alex) Sanders.
This scene jumps straight into the sex. Amber is a cute brunette with an ugly scorpion tattoo over her pussy, some clit studs and absolutely gross implants to rival Kaitlyn’s. Her hair is also shorter and neater than the Colonel’s. She has a hard but cute face, so it would have been nice if Zane had included the oral part of the scene.
There’s mish, a lot of doggy and side-on anal, before the Colonel reveals the secret of his 11 herbs and spices on Amber’s face and hair. Jokes aside, it was a mighty fine zinger – nice one Colonel!

Rieekan (rieekan333@yahoo.co.uk)