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Voluptuous Life
Release date: 11/28/2007
Reviewed on: 12/24/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Cherry, Kimberly Kane, April Flores, Ek, April Flore, Cherre, Peppermint Fatty, FREEda
Studio: Bad Seed
Directed by: Carlos Batts
Review brief: This release is so bad that it's painful. Start with alt-porn and then make it more chopped up and with less of a point. There's barely any sex in the movie, and instead feels like a poor alt-porn look at a bunch of photo shoots. The technical aspects are okay and there's a little effort put into the extras, but overall the release just made me want to bang my head against any hard surface so that I would be able to stop watching it. The only thing that saves it from a zero rating is some of the footage with Kimberly Kane is decent.
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Butt Blast
Release date: 5/3/2006
Reviewed on: 11/20/2007 by Zorge
Starring: Bailey, Marie Luv, Seth Dickens, Buster Good, Flower Tucci, Alec Knight, Luscious Lopez, Lexi Bardot, Marco Banderas, Franko Del Torro, Katja Kassin
Studio: Bad Seed
Directed by: Daniel Dakota, Ronnie James
Review brief: There is already a very thorough review of this film, which I very much agree with. Let me just chime in to say that while I came to this dvd with fairly high hopes with scenes from Lexi Bardot, Katja and Flower Tucci, that none of the scenes captivate, they only disappoint. The action occasionally starts to look like it is going to get decent, but it never does get going, and mostly it just feels cold and distant, a feeling which is helped along by poor lighting, editing and camera work. Even the performers at times seem at a loss for what the director even wants.
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Sexual Cat Fights 3
Release date: 9/25/2007
Reviewed on: 10/24/2007 by Sean Renaud
Starring: Lena Ramon, Desire Moore, Savannah Stern, Rachel Luv, Havana Ginger, Cassidy Clay, Claire Dames, Mae Victoria
Studio: Nasty Ladies Productions
Review brief: Sexual Cat Fights 3 is over an hour of lesbian wrestling, they spend some of the time play fighting but since none of the girls are actors or athletes that part gets old fast, Ive never been a big fan of lesbian sex so the brief moments of the girls licking each other out isnt nearly enough to make this a good purchase. The final scene has a few interesting moments but really just skip this by and thank me for suffering so you didnt have to.
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Jade Hsu Interactive
Release date: 3/26/2006
Reviewed on: 9/19/2007 by Sean Renaud
Starring: Jade Hsu
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Jade Hsu interactive is a boring film where you get to chose from a handful of actions to watch Jade perform. We get a strip tease, a masturbation, some foot fetish, a blow job and some sex. Its like a porn with chapter breaks accept just one woman who is lost and uninspired. I don't know if all Interactives are this poor but there is little to be gained from this other than Jade herself.
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Gang Bang Squad 9
Release date: 12/22/2006
Reviewed on: 9/17/2007 by Satchman
Starring: Valentino, Felony, Sledge Hammer, Angel Long, Joe Friday, Sophie Dee, Lexi Hawk, Ricki White
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: This movie has 5 scenes with muiltiple guys on one girl format.All the ladies are foreign as they all have accents.Below i will give a brief description of the scenes and the positions that were preformed.
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Anal Porn Party (Metro)
Release date: 8/18/2005
Reviewed on: 9/8/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Gary, Rita Faltoyano, Suzy Sweet, Clark, Betty Dark, Nikki Montana, Frank Tyler, Gabi Black
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Levente Kovaks
Review brief: Avoid this release even though it has Viv Thomas's name on it and a great female cast. The movie only lasts an hour and is so poorly lit that there are times you can't even tell which hole the girls are getting nailed in during gyno-cam shots. The action is overly generic and forgettable, and never has much chemistry. Add in a photo gallery that doesn't even come from this release and a plethora of commercials and you're pretty much guaranteed a complete loser of a DVD.
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Hot Spring Orgy Retreat
Release date: 1/22/2007
Reviewed on: 8/18/2007 by Leeroy Magic
Starring: Mizuki Himesaki, Mai Shimada, Miura, Momona Saki, Myu, Yuzuru, Ai Miura, Choko Ball, Kunio Katayama, Takayuki Setrune, Toru Ogata
Studio: Third World Media
Review brief: This was a really disappointing DVD release from Third World Media.
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Teens For Cash 9
Release date: 10/10/2006
Reviewed on: 8/10/2007 by Roger Herraw
Starring: Jacqueline, Amanda, Tori, Brody, Kaylie
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: Utter crap, avoid at all costs.
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Kink (VCA)
Release date: 7/24/2007
Reviewed on: 8/2/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Rachel Love, Alec Metro, Van Damage, Joey Ray, Rita Faltoyano, Payton, Ana Nova, Jayna Oso, Stephanie Tripp, Will Powers, Rachel Luv, Derrick Pierce
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Alec Metro, Eric Lasher
Review brief: Watching this movie I couldn't help but wonder if the Flynts were trying to use VCA as a tax write-off. It's not just bad, it's horrible with poor chemistry, lousy editing, and so much camera motion that Uncle Bill could better shoot it after his traditional gallon of Christmas eggnog. There's a bonus movie to help the extras, but it was nothing too great either. This is a horrible release that made me wonder why Alec Metro and Eric Lasher wanted to take credit for any part of.
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31 Flavors
Release date: 8/16/2005
Reviewed on: 7/25/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Shay Sweet, Claudia Chase, Kyle Stone, Mark Davis, Temptress, Shayla LaVeaux, Rick Masters, Rebecca Lord, Todd Alexander, Dale Dabone, Margo, Johnny Packwood, Troy Halston, Ava Vincent, Holly Hollywood, Zana, Flick Shagwell, Nick Manning, Katie Morgan, Envy Me, Angel Long, Jasmine Klein, Carmen Luvana, Brittney Skye, Becca Bratt, Holly Halston, Frazer, Nikki Love, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: Pass this one by. Although it's over four hours long with thirty one scenes, the scenes are all horribly edited with most of the scene often appearing to have ended on the cutting room floor. The technical aspects are below average due to frequent stutters in the video where the scenes are hacked together, but the extras actually include a full scene. There's nothing sweet about this release.
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Deep Inside Trinity Loren
Release date: 11/2/2006
Reviewed on: 7/19/2007 by SexyHard
Starring: Tom Byron, Saki, Nina Hartley, Lynn Lemay, Chessie Moore, Trinity Loren, Jade East, Nina De Ponca, Shane Hunter, Alicia Monet
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Review brief: This is simply one of the worst porn movies I have ever seen. The only reason to watch it is if you want to see Trinity Loren milk herself.
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P.O.V. Squirt Alert 5
Release date: 6/1/2007
Reviewed on: 7/8/2007 by LeeScott
Starring: Rick Masters, Otto Bauer, Jay Lassiter, Lexi Love, Dana DeArmond, Britney Stevens, Johnny Sins, Jamie Tyler, Mya Minx
Studio: Mayhem
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Another new release by Mayhem and this time it is the fifth installment of the POV Squirt Alert series. The casting seems to be great with five super hot girls, I just hope that the film has the chemistry to match.
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Oop's I Swallowed Again 9Anarchy / 5th Element)
Release date: 10/13/2006
Reviewed on: 6/17/2007 by Porn Scout
Starring: Carmel, Brittany, Lyla Lei, Donna Doll, Richelle Ryan
Studio: 5th Element
Review brief: Im mostly motivated to write a review of this DVD to warn people away. First of all, there really isnt much swallowing here, as each scene is one-on-one and ends with a single pop, so the title is somewhat deceptive. But, the larger issue is technical incompetence in shooting and editing. Some fun results include unsteady camera, bad camera angles, poor lighting, weird colors, and occasional blurriness. On top of that, its obvious that the director just doesnt know how to put together a scene and make it flow and/or the editor doesnt know how to cut the scene effectively.
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Adventure Sex 4
Release date: 5/19/2007
Reviewed on: 6/7/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Chloe, Paula, Brittney Skye, Becca Bratt, Mande
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Dave Road
Review brief: Throw a few stoners who like public sex in a motorhome, make sure they have a video camera, and apparently you have the makings of an adult movie. Although the public aspect is pulled off pretty well, the movie appears to be more about just partying and getting stoned, with the sex just being a result of the partying and toking up. The technical aspects are pretty good for the way the movie had to be shot, but there's absolutely no extras beyond the generic. Throw in some unnecessary political statements and a cover that makes the movie look much bigger than what it is, especially when the movie barely makes an hour and a quarter with the recaps and credits, and you have a definite disappointment. This one isn't too big on either the adventure or the sex.
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Barely Legal: Drop It Like It's Hot
Release date: 11/15/2006
Reviewed on: 4/26/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Sarah Blake, Page Morgan, Emily Evermoore, Ryme
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Dale Jordan
Review brief: The Barely Legal franchise focuses on strippers for this release. Stripper school, action in the strip club, and girls who want to see if they have what it takes to be a stripper with their father's friends. Yes, it sounds like it could have potential, but the entire move comes off so generic and cheesy that it's easy to completely forget about the entire movie five minutes after you watch it. Add to that how Huster forces you to watch a complete commercial before the movie (not even allowing you the option to scan through it) and a doesn't deliver on the extras advertised on the box and you have a sure loser of a DVD.
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Big Black Dicks In Asian Chicks
Release date: 12/23/2006
Reviewed on: 3/21/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Mia Smiles, Yuri, Arcadia, Lady Armani, Tinker Belle, Kitty Langdon, Thai Lia
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Rob Spallone
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 2 / 13, 20, 27 / 2006, 3 / 12 / 2006, 11 / 21 / 2006 Director: Rob Spallone Cast: Arcadia Davida, Kitty Langdon, Lady Armani, Mia Smiles, Thai Lia, Tinkerbell, Yuri, Dwayne Cummings, Julian St. Jox, Justin Long, Sylvio Mata, and Tony Eveready The Short Story Initial Expectations: There's something about this one that has me a little worried. Initial Reaction: It pretty much sucks. Who Should Watch It : Gluttons for punishment Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting well captured sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are average at best. The audio has a decent balance that falters a little and I didn't really notice any background noises. Of course, I might have missed a few as I was whimpering about Make it stop watching the movie. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks okay. There's a little minor camera motion throughout the entire movie, and some of it looks like it was sped up with the audio dubbed in.
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Big Ass TransX Winkers 4
Release date: 10/13/2006
Reviewed on: 3/4/2007 by BIGmike
Starring: Angelina, Betty, Dulce, Lissa, Reina, Karissa, Lustiana, Gracy, Rebbeca
Studio: Sinsational
Review brief: Transsexual Performer Looks Rating : 1.0 Big Ass Transx Winkers 4 Starring Angelina, Gracy, Dulce, Lustiana, Lissa, Karissa, Rebbeca, Reina, and Betty FIRST THOUGHTS : After watching the opening credits, I am scared. I saw one, maybe two, she-males that didn't look like men with tits. I have little hope for my first ever viewing of a Sinsational DVD. Reina certainly has a big ass and a big everything else; thighs, stomach, and tits. But viewing this scene would be considered cruel and unusual punishment, so I'll leave it at that and skip through several chapters to get to another scene I wouldn't, and shouldn't, subject myself to... Rebecca has big tits from what looks like a botched augmentation. The nipples face towards the inside, throwing any alignment out the window. I skip forward through the chapters before I lose my lunch, arriving at the third scene... Angelina is passable, and after the first two she-MALES, a welcomed break. I wouldn't go so far as to call her hot or all that great looking, but certainly good is acceptable.
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Mind Games (Legend)
Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 1/24/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Harley Raine, Deja Blew, Tex Sexton, Roy L. Shaft, Shelbee Myne, Bobbie Barren
Studio: Legend
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 81 min. (cover states Approx. 90 min.) Production Date: 9 / 7, 8, 11 / 1999 Director: Adriane Gold Cast: Bobbie Barron (listed here as Swan), Deja Blew, Harley Rains, Shelbee Myne, Taylor St. Clair, Tex Sexton, Roy L. Shaft, and John West The Short Story Initial Expectations: For some reason, this one worries me a little. Initial Reaction: It's annoying and boring. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting heavily artistic movies with vanilla sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants substance to go with their style The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is dominated by voiceovers and heavy music, but there is a little audio from the performers and no noticeable background noises. The video is presented in the full frame format and a bit on the artistic side. The lighting varies throughout the movie and there's a soft feel with a touch of grain to the video. Music: The music is on the loud side.
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XXXorcist, The (Burning Angel)
Release date: 10/16/2006
Reviewed on: 12/21/2006 by Daigoro
Starring: Spyder Jonez, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Doug Sakmann
Review brief: The XXXorcistBurning AngelStarring: Spyder Jonez, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross Directed By: Doug SakmannFEATURE: This is a porn remake of The Exorcist. At the beginning the priest has already shown up to save the girl. The sex is filled with green goop getting vomited from every imaginable orifice. The priest even gets knocked out by goo shooting out of her snatch. Then mom comes in and cleans the goop up by going down on her daughter. So far we have goo shooting holes and incest, as well as demonic possesion. The mother is possessed and the priest performs a "sexorcism" by making sure all of the womens holes are filled. This is a very short film, with one scene divided into three parts and an extremely hard movie to rate. This isn't really porno in the sense that there is absolutely nothing erotic and masterbation isn't one of the reasons behind the films creation. So as pornography it is a failure, but as a gross out, B-movie it succeeds.
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3-Way Or The Freeway (Damaged Productions)
Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 10/30/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Dasani Lezian, Airel, Amparo
Studio: Damaged Productions
Review brief: I havent watched a lot of amateur porn in my life, so I might not be the best source to decide if 3-Way or the Freeway is worth a viewing. But if all amateur smut is like this, I cant understand how anyone in this line of work makes a living. I certainly would never buy this crap. Start with basically unattractive girls, throw in abominable camerawork and terrible editing, add in a pinch of horrible audio, and top it off with boring sex and this is what you get. Im stunned that an established label such as Damaged would handle this 138-minute catastrophe. I guess anyone with a thousand bucks (that would be his total budget) can produce an adult movie these days. Just hire hard-up skanks for $50 apiece, give your cousin $25 to hold the camera anywhere he wants (not focusing on the proper angles, if there are any), ask your buddy at the local A/V store to cut the scenes up any way he wishes (even after hes been out drinking all night), and toss a C-note at the nerd next door who composes obnoxious hip-hop music on his computer to score the whole mess.
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Shut Up and Fuck My A-Hole
Release date: 5/23/2006
Reviewed on: 9/8/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Jay Ashley, John West, Mika Tan, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Talon, Sandra Romain, Dana Vespoli, Buster Good, Kelly Wells, Naudia Nyce
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Dale Jordan
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. (cover states 92 min.) Production Date: 12 / 1 - 2 / 2005 Director: Dale Jordan Cast: Dana Vespoli, Kelly Wells, Mika Tan, Naudia Nyce, Sandra Romain, Buster Good, Cheyne Collins, Jay Ashley, John West, Lee Stone, and Talon The Short Story Initial Expectations: Hustler's put out some very good movies, but Dale Jordan's never impressed me too much. There's a good cast here, but I just can't get too excited about this one. Initial Reaction: It's quite possibly the worst Hustler movie I've seen so far, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Who Should Watch It : Extreme anal sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting camera work at least at an average level or who wants all anal and no vaginal sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I don't think I noticed a single background noise. The video is presented in the full frame format, and shows just a hint of grain.
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Butt Blast
Release date: 5/3/2006
Reviewed on: 7/18/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Bailey, Marie Luv, Seth Dickens, Buster Good, Flower Tucci, Alec Knight, Luscious Lopez, Lexi Bardot, Marco Banderas, Franko Del Torro, Katja Kassin
Studio: Bad Seed
Directed by: Daniel Dakota, Ronnie James
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 117 min. Production Date: 10 / 18, 19 / 2005, 2 / 14 / 2006 (DVD) 3 / 17 / 2006 (cover) Director: Daniel Dakota (movie), Ronnie James (cover) Cast: Bailey, Flower Tucci, Katja Kassin, Lexi Bardot, Luscious Lopez, Marie Luv, Alec Knight, Buster Good, Franko Del Torro, Marco Banderas, and Seth Dickens The Short Story Initial Expectations: I know nothing of Ronnie James, and haven't checked out anything from Bad Seed up until now. With this group of ladies taking anal cream pies I can't wait and have high expectations! Initial Reaction: It's far from a good first impression! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesn't care about anything other than anal anal and cum normally ending up in the girl's ass or who only cares about Marie Luv's scene Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all real anal cream pies and well captured and edited sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay.
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Love Between The Cheeks
Release date: 6/5/2006
Reviewed on: 7/3/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Taylor Rain, Katsuni, Michelle B., Dana Vespoli, Marie Luv
Studio: Suze Randall
Directed by: Holly Randall, Big Bad Onxxx
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 59 min. Production Date: 3 / 1 / 2005 Director: Holly Randall and Big Bad Onxxx Cast: Dana Vespoli, Katsumi, Marie Luv, Michelle B. Taylor Rain, Jerry, Maxxx Black, Mick Blue, Mr. Pete, Scott Nails, Tristan, and Tyler Knight The Short Story Initial Expectations: With a cast like this I can't help but go in with high expectations! Initial Reaction: I'm not sure Holly Randall or Big Bad Onxxx should ever be allowed near a camera again! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesn't have a lot of time but who wants to watch a full movie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done anal movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects show potential at times, but are very inconsistent. The audio is pretty clear, but there are also a few background noises. The level also changes drastically throughout the movie, which is more than a little annoying, and there's some very scratchy audio during the final scene. The video is okay through most of the movie.
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Night At Halsted's, A
Release date: 6/2/2006
Reviewed on: 6/30/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Fred Halsted, J.W. King, R.J. Reynolds, Ben Barker, Gary Sikes, Lee Thompson, Robby Morton, Frank Romero, David Eagleton, Ricky Lindley, Mike Madera, Dale Arnold
Studio: HIS & HIS Gold
Directed by: Fred Halsted
Review brief: This film was basically an advertisement for Fred Halsted's and his club both of which are now defunct. It consists of various get-togethers in a place that looks rather dreary and uninviting. For example we have cute mop-haired Greg Dale blowing the mature Halsted whose dick is shoved through a slot in a clear plastic curtain (Yawn!) along with other encounters which can barely be seen due to dim lighting. As none are uplifting perhaps they were better filmed this way. The only famous performer is J. W. King. In his scene that is blurred with red light and almost impossible to see, J. W. King is lounging in the hall and is picked up by an average Joe. J. W. sucks the guys cock and fucks him. There is dubbed sound that along with the piss-poor lighting keeps us from getting into the scene. After J. W. cums, he reinserts his cock into the guys ass. A rather disturbing bit of business since J. W. was one of the early victims of A.I.D.S . (So was this guy too, I guess.) As a film it sucks. As a commercial for his club I can't belive it would encourage anyone to attend.
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Cytherea Falls
Release date: 4/11/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Angela, Monica, John West, Cytherea, Bridget Sloan, Cindy Silk, Jessica Rivers
Studio: Damaged Productions
Directed by: Jimmy D
Review brief: Cytherea Falls is packaged in possibly the most misleading box cover in porn history. And the movie aint much better. What do the phrases The Ultimate in Squirting and Squirt-A-Thon! conjure up to you? Personally, I thought it would be non-stop, wall-to-wall squirting from all the performers. Well, it isnt, as Cytherea is the only girl to do the squirting thing. Granted, she does it 10-12 times in her lone, 21-minute scene, but that hardly makes a two-hour flick a Squirt-A-Thon. Okay, its the porn industry and we should just accept the hype and move on. That would be fine, except aside from Cythereas romp, theres nothing of value here. The other five non-squirting, unidentified, below-average looking girls barely got my attention. Theres a two girl/two guy scene in a pool, and three one-on-ones. The final girl does anal. Not a facial in the bunch. So, not only do we NOT know who fucked and sucked in the final four scenes, we dont really care.
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Release date: 11/28/2007
Reviewed on: 12/24/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Cherry, Kimberly Kane, April Flores, Ek, April Flore, Cherre, Peppermint Fatty, FREEda
Studio: Bad Seed
Directed by: Carlos Batts
Review brief: This release is so bad that it's painful. Start with alt-porn and then make it more chopped up and with less of a point. There's barely any sex in the movie, and instead feels like a poor alt-porn look at a bunch of photo shoots. The technical aspects are okay and there's a little effort put into the extras, but overall the release just made me want to bang my head against any hard surface so that I would be able to stop watching it. The only thing that saves it from a zero rating is some of the footage with Kimberly Kane is decent.
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Release date: 5/3/2006
Reviewed on: 11/20/2007 by Zorge
Starring: Bailey, Marie Luv, Seth Dickens, Buster Good, Flower Tucci, Alec Knight, Luscious Lopez, Lexi Bardot, Marco Banderas, Franko Del Torro, Katja Kassin
Studio: Bad Seed
Directed by: Daniel Dakota, Ronnie James
Review brief: There is already a very thorough review of this film, which I very much agree with. Let me just chime in to say that while I came to this dvd with fairly high hopes with scenes from Lexi Bardot, Katja and Flower Tucci, that none of the scenes captivate, they only disappoint. The action occasionally starts to look like it is going to get decent, but it never does get going, and mostly it just feels cold and distant, a feeling which is helped along by poor lighting, editing and camera work. Even the performers at times seem at a loss for what the director even wants.
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Release date: 9/25/2007
Reviewed on: 10/24/2007 by Sean Renaud
Starring: Lena Ramon, Desire Moore, Savannah Stern, Rachel Luv, Havana Ginger, Cassidy Clay, Claire Dames, Mae Victoria
Studio: Nasty Ladies Productions
Review brief: Sexual Cat Fights 3 is over an hour of lesbian wrestling, they spend some of the time play fighting but since none of the girls are actors or athletes that part gets old fast, Ive never been a big fan of lesbian sex so the brief moments of the girls licking each other out isnt nearly enough to make this a good purchase. The final scene has a few interesting moments but really just skip this by and thank me for suffering so you didnt have to.
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Release date: 3/26/2006
Reviewed on: 9/19/2007 by Sean Renaud
Starring: Jade Hsu
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Jade Hsu interactive is a boring film where you get to chose from a handful of actions to watch Jade perform. We get a strip tease, a masturbation, some foot fetish, a blow job and some sex. Its like a porn with chapter breaks accept just one woman who is lost and uninspired. I don't know if all Interactives are this poor but there is little to be gained from this other than Jade herself.
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Release date: 12/22/2006
Reviewed on: 9/17/2007 by Satchman
Starring: Valentino, Felony, Sledge Hammer, Angel Long, Joe Friday, Sophie Dee, Lexi Hawk, Ricki White
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: This movie has 5 scenes with muiltiple guys on one girl format.All the ladies are foreign as they all have accents.Below i will give a brief description of the scenes and the positions that were preformed.
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Release date: 8/18/2005
Reviewed on: 9/8/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Gary, Rita Faltoyano, Suzy Sweet, Clark, Betty Dark, Nikki Montana, Frank Tyler, Gabi Black
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Levente Kovaks
Review brief: Avoid this release even though it has Viv Thomas's name on it and a great female cast. The movie only lasts an hour and is so poorly lit that there are times you can't even tell which hole the girls are getting nailed in during gyno-cam shots. The action is overly generic and forgettable, and never has much chemistry. Add in a photo gallery that doesn't even come from this release and a plethora of commercials and you're pretty much guaranteed a complete loser of a DVD.
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Release date: 1/22/2007
Reviewed on: 8/18/2007 by Leeroy Magic
Starring: Mizuki Himesaki, Mai Shimada, Miura, Momona Saki, Myu, Yuzuru, Ai Miura, Choko Ball, Kunio Katayama, Takayuki Setrune, Toru Ogata
Studio: Third World Media
Review brief: This was a really disappointing DVD release from Third World Media.
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Release date: 10/10/2006
Reviewed on: 8/10/2007 by Roger Herraw
Starring: Jacqueline, Amanda, Tori, Brody, Kaylie
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: Utter crap, avoid at all costs.
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Release date: 7/24/2007
Reviewed on: 8/2/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Rachel Love, Alec Metro, Van Damage, Joey Ray, Rita Faltoyano, Payton, Ana Nova, Jayna Oso, Stephanie Tripp, Will Powers, Rachel Luv, Derrick Pierce
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Alec Metro, Eric Lasher
Review brief: Watching this movie I couldn't help but wonder if the Flynts were trying to use VCA as a tax write-off. It's not just bad, it's horrible with poor chemistry, lousy editing, and so much camera motion that Uncle Bill could better shoot it after his traditional gallon of Christmas eggnog. There's a bonus movie to help the extras, but it was nothing too great either. This is a horrible release that made me wonder why Alec Metro and Eric Lasher wanted to take credit for any part of.
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Release date: 8/16/2005
Reviewed on: 7/25/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Shay Sweet, Claudia Chase, Kyle Stone, Mark Davis, Temptress, Shayla LaVeaux, Rick Masters, Rebecca Lord, Todd Alexander, Dale Dabone, Margo, Johnny Packwood, Troy Halston, Ava Vincent, Holly Hollywood, Zana, Flick Shagwell, Nick Manning, Katie Morgan, Envy Me, Angel Long, Jasmine Klein, Carmen Luvana, Brittney Skye, Becca Bratt, Holly Halston, Frazer, Nikki Love, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: Pass this one by. Although it's over four hours long with thirty one scenes, the scenes are all horribly edited with most of the scene often appearing to have ended on the cutting room floor. The technical aspects are below average due to frequent stutters in the video where the scenes are hacked together, but the extras actually include a full scene. There's nothing sweet about this release.
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Release date: 11/2/2006
Reviewed on: 7/19/2007 by SexyHard
Starring: Tom Byron, Saki, Nina Hartley, Lynn Lemay, Chessie Moore, Trinity Loren, Jade East, Nina De Ponca, Shane Hunter, Alicia Monet
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Review brief: This is simply one of the worst porn movies I have ever seen. The only reason to watch it is if you want to see Trinity Loren milk herself.
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Release date: 6/1/2007
Reviewed on: 7/8/2007 by LeeScott
Starring: Rick Masters, Otto Bauer, Jay Lassiter, Lexi Love, Dana DeArmond, Britney Stevens, Johnny Sins, Jamie Tyler, Mya Minx
Studio: Mayhem
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Another new release by Mayhem and this time it is the fifth installment of the POV Squirt Alert series. The casting seems to be great with five super hot girls, I just hope that the film has the chemistry to match.
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Release date: 10/13/2006
Reviewed on: 6/17/2007 by Porn Scout
Starring: Carmel, Brittany, Lyla Lei, Donna Doll, Richelle Ryan
Studio: 5th Element
Review brief: Im mostly motivated to write a review of this DVD to warn people away. First of all, there really isnt much swallowing here, as each scene is one-on-one and ends with a single pop, so the title is somewhat deceptive. But, the larger issue is technical incompetence in shooting and editing. Some fun results include unsteady camera, bad camera angles, poor lighting, weird colors, and occasional blurriness. On top of that, its obvious that the director just doesnt know how to put together a scene and make it flow and/or the editor doesnt know how to cut the scene effectively.
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Release date: 5/19/2007
Reviewed on: 6/7/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Chloe, Paula, Brittney Skye, Becca Bratt, Mande
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Dave Road
Review brief: Throw a few stoners who like public sex in a motorhome, make sure they have a video camera, and apparently you have the makings of an adult movie. Although the public aspect is pulled off pretty well, the movie appears to be more about just partying and getting stoned, with the sex just being a result of the partying and toking up. The technical aspects are pretty good for the way the movie had to be shot, but there's absolutely no extras beyond the generic. Throw in some unnecessary political statements and a cover that makes the movie look much bigger than what it is, especially when the movie barely makes an hour and a quarter with the recaps and credits, and you have a definite disappointment. This one isn't too big on either the adventure or the sex.
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Release date: 11/15/2006
Reviewed on: 4/26/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Sarah Blake, Page Morgan, Emily Evermoore, Ryme
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Dale Jordan
Review brief: The Barely Legal franchise focuses on strippers for this release. Stripper school, action in the strip club, and girls who want to see if they have what it takes to be a stripper with their father's friends. Yes, it sounds like it could have potential, but the entire move comes off so generic and cheesy that it's easy to completely forget about the entire movie five minutes after you watch it. Add to that how Huster forces you to watch a complete commercial before the movie (not even allowing you the option to scan through it) and a doesn't deliver on the extras advertised on the box and you have a sure loser of a DVD.
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Release date: 12/23/2006
Reviewed on: 3/21/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Mia Smiles, Yuri, Arcadia, Lady Armani, Tinker Belle, Kitty Langdon, Thai Lia
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Rob Spallone
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 2 / 13, 20, 27 / 2006, 3 / 12 / 2006, 11 / 21 / 2006 Director: Rob Spallone Cast: Arcadia Davida, Kitty Langdon, Lady Armani, Mia Smiles, Thai Lia, Tinkerbell, Yuri, Dwayne Cummings, Julian St. Jox, Justin Long, Sylvio Mata, and Tony Eveready The Short Story Initial Expectations: There's something about this one that has me a little worried. Initial Reaction: It pretty much sucks. Who Should Watch It : Gluttons for punishment Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting well captured sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are average at best. The audio has a decent balance that falters a little and I didn't really notice any background noises. Of course, I might have missed a few as I was whimpering about Make it stop watching the movie. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks okay. There's a little minor camera motion throughout the entire movie, and some of it looks like it was sped up with the audio dubbed in.
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Release date: 10/13/2006
Reviewed on: 3/4/2007 by BIGmike
Starring: Angelina, Betty, Dulce, Lissa, Reina, Karissa, Lustiana, Gracy, Rebbeca
Studio: Sinsational
Review brief: Transsexual Performer Looks Rating : 1.0 Big Ass Transx Winkers 4 Starring Angelina, Gracy, Dulce, Lustiana, Lissa, Karissa, Rebbeca, Reina, and Betty FIRST THOUGHTS : After watching the opening credits, I am scared. I saw one, maybe two, she-males that didn't look like men with tits. I have little hope for my first ever viewing of a Sinsational DVD. Reina certainly has a big ass and a big everything else; thighs, stomach, and tits. But viewing this scene would be considered cruel and unusual punishment, so I'll leave it at that and skip through several chapters to get to another scene I wouldn't, and shouldn't, subject myself to... Rebecca has big tits from what looks like a botched augmentation. The nipples face towards the inside, throwing any alignment out the window. I skip forward through the chapters before I lose my lunch, arriving at the third scene... Angelina is passable, and after the first two she-MALES, a welcomed break. I wouldn't go so far as to call her hot or all that great looking, but certainly good is acceptable.
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Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 1/24/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Harley Raine, Deja Blew, Tex Sexton, Roy L. Shaft, Shelbee Myne, Bobbie Barren
Studio: Legend
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 81 min. (cover states Approx. 90 min.) Production Date: 9 / 7, 8, 11 / 1999 Director: Adriane Gold Cast: Bobbie Barron (listed here as Swan), Deja Blew, Harley Rains, Shelbee Myne, Taylor St. Clair, Tex Sexton, Roy L. Shaft, and John West The Short Story Initial Expectations: For some reason, this one worries me a little. Initial Reaction: It's annoying and boring. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting heavily artistic movies with vanilla sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants substance to go with their style The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is dominated by voiceovers and heavy music, but there is a little audio from the performers and no noticeable background noises. The video is presented in the full frame format and a bit on the artistic side. The lighting varies throughout the movie and there's a soft feel with a touch of grain to the video. Music: The music is on the loud side.
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Release date: 10/16/2006
Reviewed on: 12/21/2006 by Daigoro
Starring: Spyder Jonez, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Doug Sakmann
Review brief: The XXXorcistBurning AngelStarring: Spyder Jonez, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross Directed By: Doug SakmannFEATURE: This is a porn remake of The Exorcist. At the beginning the priest has already shown up to save the girl. The sex is filled with green goop getting vomited from every imaginable orifice. The priest even gets knocked out by goo shooting out of her snatch. Then mom comes in and cleans the goop up by going down on her daughter. So far we have goo shooting holes and incest, as well as demonic possesion. The mother is possessed and the priest performs a "sexorcism" by making sure all of the womens holes are filled. This is a very short film, with one scene divided into three parts and an extremely hard movie to rate. This isn't really porno in the sense that there is absolutely nothing erotic and masterbation isn't one of the reasons behind the films creation. So as pornography it is a failure, but as a gross out, B-movie it succeeds.
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 10/30/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Dasani Lezian, Airel, Amparo
Studio: Damaged Productions
Review brief: I havent watched a lot of amateur porn in my life, so I might not be the best source to decide if 3-Way or the Freeway is worth a viewing. But if all amateur smut is like this, I cant understand how anyone in this line of work makes a living. I certainly would never buy this crap. Start with basically unattractive girls, throw in abominable camerawork and terrible editing, add in a pinch of horrible audio, and top it off with boring sex and this is what you get. Im stunned that an established label such as Damaged would handle this 138-minute catastrophe. I guess anyone with a thousand bucks (that would be his total budget) can produce an adult movie these days. Just hire hard-up skanks for $50 apiece, give your cousin $25 to hold the camera anywhere he wants (not focusing on the proper angles, if there are any), ask your buddy at the local A/V store to cut the scenes up any way he wishes (even after hes been out drinking all night), and toss a C-note at the nerd next door who composes obnoxious hip-hop music on his computer to score the whole mess.
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Release date: 5/23/2006
Reviewed on: 9/8/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Jay Ashley, John West, Mika Tan, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Talon, Sandra Romain, Dana Vespoli, Buster Good, Kelly Wells, Naudia Nyce
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Dale Jordan
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. (cover states 92 min.) Production Date: 12 / 1 - 2 / 2005 Director: Dale Jordan Cast: Dana Vespoli, Kelly Wells, Mika Tan, Naudia Nyce, Sandra Romain, Buster Good, Cheyne Collins, Jay Ashley, John West, Lee Stone, and Talon The Short Story Initial Expectations: Hustler's put out some very good movies, but Dale Jordan's never impressed me too much. There's a good cast here, but I just can't get too excited about this one. Initial Reaction: It's quite possibly the worst Hustler movie I've seen so far, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Who Should Watch It : Extreme anal sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting camera work at least at an average level or who wants all anal and no vaginal sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I don't think I noticed a single background noise. The video is presented in the full frame format, and shows just a hint of grain.
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Release date: 5/3/2006
Reviewed on: 7/18/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Bailey, Marie Luv, Seth Dickens, Buster Good, Flower Tucci, Alec Knight, Luscious Lopez, Lexi Bardot, Marco Banderas, Franko Del Torro, Katja Kassin
Studio: Bad Seed
Directed by: Daniel Dakota, Ronnie James
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 117 min. Production Date: 10 / 18, 19 / 2005, 2 / 14 / 2006 (DVD) 3 / 17 / 2006 (cover) Director: Daniel Dakota (movie), Ronnie James (cover) Cast: Bailey, Flower Tucci, Katja Kassin, Lexi Bardot, Luscious Lopez, Marie Luv, Alec Knight, Buster Good, Franko Del Torro, Marco Banderas, and Seth Dickens The Short Story Initial Expectations: I know nothing of Ronnie James, and haven't checked out anything from Bad Seed up until now. With this group of ladies taking anal cream pies I can't wait and have high expectations! Initial Reaction: It's far from a good first impression! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesn't care about anything other than anal anal and cum normally ending up in the girl's ass or who only cares about Marie Luv's scene Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all real anal cream pies and well captured and edited sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay.
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Release date: 6/5/2006
Reviewed on: 7/3/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Taylor Rain, Katsuni, Michelle B., Dana Vespoli, Marie Luv
Studio: Suze Randall
Directed by: Holly Randall, Big Bad Onxxx
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 59 min. Production Date: 3 / 1 / 2005 Director: Holly Randall and Big Bad Onxxx Cast: Dana Vespoli, Katsumi, Marie Luv, Michelle B. Taylor Rain, Jerry, Maxxx Black, Mick Blue, Mr. Pete, Scott Nails, Tristan, and Tyler Knight The Short Story Initial Expectations: With a cast like this I can't help but go in with high expectations! Initial Reaction: I'm not sure Holly Randall or Big Bad Onxxx should ever be allowed near a camera again! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesn't have a lot of time but who wants to watch a full movie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done anal movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects show potential at times, but are very inconsistent. The audio is pretty clear, but there are also a few background noises. The level also changes drastically throughout the movie, which is more than a little annoying, and there's some very scratchy audio during the final scene. The video is okay through most of the movie.
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Release date: 6/2/2006
Reviewed on: 6/30/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Fred Halsted, J.W. King, R.J. Reynolds, Ben Barker, Gary Sikes, Lee Thompson, Robby Morton, Frank Romero, David Eagleton, Ricky Lindley, Mike Madera, Dale Arnold
Studio: HIS & HIS Gold
Directed by: Fred Halsted
Review brief: This film was basically an advertisement for Fred Halsted's and his club both of which are now defunct. It consists of various get-togethers in a place that looks rather dreary and uninviting. For example we have cute mop-haired Greg Dale blowing the mature Halsted whose dick is shoved through a slot in a clear plastic curtain (Yawn!) along with other encounters which can barely be seen due to dim lighting. As none are uplifting perhaps they were better filmed this way. The only famous performer is J. W. King. In his scene that is blurred with red light and almost impossible to see, J. W. King is lounging in the hall and is picked up by an average Joe. J. W. sucks the guys cock and fucks him. There is dubbed sound that along with the piss-poor lighting keeps us from getting into the scene. After J. W. cums, he reinserts his cock into the guys ass. A rather disturbing bit of business since J. W. was one of the early victims of A.I.D.S . (So was this guy too, I guess.) As a film it sucks. As a commercial for his club I can't belive it would encourage anyone to attend.
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Release date: 4/11/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Angela, Monica, John West, Cytherea, Bridget Sloan, Cindy Silk, Jessica Rivers
Studio: Damaged Productions
Directed by: Jimmy D
Review brief: Cytherea Falls is packaged in possibly the most misleading box cover in porn history. And the movie aint much better. What do the phrases The Ultimate in Squirting and Squirt-A-Thon! conjure up to you? Personally, I thought it would be non-stop, wall-to-wall squirting from all the performers. Well, it isnt, as Cytherea is the only girl to do the squirting thing. Granted, she does it 10-12 times in her lone, 21-minute scene, but that hardly makes a two-hour flick a Squirt-A-Thon. Okay, its the porn industry and we should just accept the hype and move on. That would be fine, except aside from Cythereas romp, theres nothing of value here. The other five non-squirting, unidentified, below-average looking girls barely got my attention. Theres a two girl/two guy scene in a pool, and three one-on-ones. The final girl does anal. Not a facial in the bunch. So, not only do we NOT know who fucked and sucked in the final four scenes, we dont really care.
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