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Itty Bitty Titty & Bald Kitty
Release date: 10/22/2010
Reviewed on: 10/8/2018 by Dawg69
Starring: Billy Glide, Mark Cummings, Sergio, Johnny Thrust, Don Hollywood, Valoria Rose, Jasmine Lynn, Brodi Kennedy, Naudia Nyce, Mia Star
Studio: FilmCo
Review brief: Skip this SHIT!
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Space Force: Operation Sex
Release date: 8/21/2018
Reviewed on: 9/18/2018 by astroknight
Studio: Adult Source Media
Review brief: This one is pretty much a mess. It doesn't seem to line up with the description of the movie on the cover, and also seems like it's three completely unrelated stories merged together. The technical aspects are decent, but again, are inconsistent because two thirds of the movie is subtitled with the remaining third (which is in the middle of the movie) is dubbed. If you're a major anime fan this one might be worth a rental (and it's a really big might), but there's got to be better releases out there than this!
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Abuse Me (Two Thumbs)
Release date: 4/3/2018
Reviewed on: 9/1/2018 by astroknight
Starring: J-Mac, Chris Strokes, Karlo Karrera, Bruno Dickemz, Nina North, Kharlie Stone, Raylin Ann, Sally Squirt
Studio: Two Thumbs
Review brief: Pass this one like you would bad Mexican food. Kharlie Stone, Nina North, Raylin Ann, and Sally Squirt turn out decent rough fucks, but three of the four scenes are heavily edited from their original form leaving this a far from impressive release. The technical aspects are pretty good, but there's no effort put into the extras. Skip it!
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Hit, The (Vinegar Syndrome)
Release date: 1/1/2015
Reviewed on: 7/20/2018 by Flash
Starring: John Seeman, Ken Scudder, Veronica Taylor
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Bob Kirk
Review brief: The Hit is a poorly done feature-style adult film from director Bob Kirk. If you are familiar with the work of Bob Kirk, you know exactly what to expect from this film. If you aren't the film is a flimsy story that holds up horribly shot sex scenes. The Hit is an easy film to skip. Vinegar Syndrome has done a decent job with their streaming-only release on Exploitation.TV with good video quality and decent audio quality.
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Farmer's Daughter and Her Punishment Pony, The
Release date: 1/1/2015
Reviewed on: 7/19/2018 by Flash
Starring: Buddy Boone, Steven Jaworski, Fran Spector, Sally Equine, Horace
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Terry Sullivan
Review brief: The Farmer's Daughter and her Punishment Pony is a dreadful film that will disappoint almost all who decide to view it. The film is a combination of three tedious adult film loops and an abysmal live stage show. The only good thing about the film is that it is short. Vinegar Syndrome has done a nice job with their streaming-only edition on Exploitation.TV with good audio and video quality.
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Love Witch, The (Vinegar Syndrome)
Release date: 1/1/2015
Reviewed on: 7/16/2018 by Flash
Starring: Harry Reems, Ann Marshall
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Mort Shore
Review brief: This edition doesn't contain the original version of The Love Witch but instead only includes the modified version of The Love Witch, which has cheaply produced courtroom segments that were created by Louis Peraino with Harry Reems. Honestly, The Love Witch is a mess with the original version of The Love Witch massacred by the new footage and inserted dialog (This isn't to say that The Love Witch was a good film before the alterations based on what is presented here it wasn't.). This film is an easy pass. Vinegar Syndrome has done a nice job with their streaming-only release on Exploitation.TV with good video and audio quality.
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Diamond Head (Vinegar Syndrome)
Release date: 1/1/2015
Reviewed on: 6/27/2018 by Flash
Starring: Judy McDonald, Debbi Brooks, Wanda Lapar, Sharon Saks
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Jason Williams
Review brief: Diamond Head, also known as Honolulu Hustle, is a horrific adult feature film that insults the intelligence and challenges the libido of anyone who watches the film. Many of the cast members look like they were cast at the local soup kitchen and the attempts at jokes will only appeal to the most vacuous of viewers. Diamond Head isn't recommended under any circumstances. Vinegar Syndrome has done a decent job with their streaming-only edition of Diamond Head on Exploitation.TV with decent audio and video quality.
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Last Surfer, The (BigDikFactory)
Release date: 12/15/2016
Reviewed on: 6/2/2018 by Flash
Starring: Jake Scott, Michael Christopher, Daniel Holt, Kevin Gladstone, Steve Douglas, Lee Carroll, Jeff Folger, Tony Roco, Paul Camrose, Tad Ryan, Stefen Peach, Kathi Stewart, Claudette Folger, Rick Compendium
Studio: BigDickFactory
Directed by: Toby Ross
Review brief: The edition of The Last Surfer that Toby Ross and BDF (Big Dik Factory) have released as their streaming-only version on TobyRoss.com has been heavily modified from its original version. There has been footage removed, footage added, footage that has been reappropriated, and an entirely new audio track that changes the entire feel of the film. Do yourself a favor and seek out the original version of the film.
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Ice-T's Pimpin' 101
Release date: 3/24/2003
Reviewed on: 3/15/2018 by Flash
Starring: Obsession, Mr. Marcus, Guy DiSilva, Rafe, Ryan Conner, Marty Romano, Sharon Wild, Cherie, Mark Ashley, Chloe Black, August Night, Celine Maxima, Ice-T, Marc Anderson, Natalie Houston, Alex Wooden
Studio: Fatt Ent.
Directed by: Tony Diablo
Review brief: Don't let the presence of Ice-T or the excellent soundtrack fool you, Ice-T's Pimpin' 101 is nothing more than cheaply made bad porn. Remove Ice-T's introductions and you have what looks like a completely amateur adult movie with no real redeeming qualities. Ice-T is wasted and the sex scenes are horribly shot. Save your money and just buy the soundtrack.
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Frosty the Snowjob
Release date: 12/18/2017
Reviewed on: 12/19/2017 by Flash
Starring: April O'Neil, Robby Apples, Seth's Beard, A.J.
Studio: Wood Rocket
Directed by: Vuko
Review brief: There is probably a fun adult parody to be made out of the classic Christmas specials to bring some naughtiness to the holiday season. Unfortunately, Vuko's Frosty the Snowjob isn't it. The short movie starts out well but then introduces a demonic Frosty the Snowman that is sure to keep viewers up with nightmares that unfortunately ruins the sex scene as well. Just remember, what has been watched, can't be unwatched. Wood Rocket has done a great job with their streaming and download release of Frosty the Snowjob on Pornhub Premium with excellent video and audio quality.
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Delicious Round Buns
Release date: 2/19/2007
Reviewed on: 12/14/2017 by Flash
Starring: Obsession, Menage Trois, Devlin Weed, Stacey Cash, Crave
Studio: Sunshine
Review brief: Delicious Round Buns is a compilation that should only be bought if quantity matters more than quality. The compilation has 22 sex scenes but none of them are really worth watching. The production values are poor and the sex is often very poorly shot. There is really no one that this reviewer can recommend Delicious Round Buns for. Sunshine Films has done an acceptable job with their DVD release of Delicious Round Buns with okay video and audio quality and no identification for the scenes at all.
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Kiss Today Goodbye
Release date: 11/29/2007
Reviewed on: 9/2/2017 by Flash
Starring: Steve Perry, George Payne, Michael Gaunt, David Savage, Christopher Rage, Kurt Mann, Lew Seager, Mark Hamilton, R. Casino, Lem Amero
Studio: P.M. Productions
Directed by: John Amero, Michael Findlay
Review brief: The concept behind the story for Kiss Today Goodbye is appealing, however, the script and the execution of the story in the film is poor. The film boasts talented individuals on both sides of the camera, however, Kiss Today Goodbye just wastes all the talent and is little more than a poorly made feature gay hardcore adult film. Kiss Today Goodbye is a hard film to recommend to anyone. The French Connection has done an unacceptable job with their DVD release of Kiss Today Goodbye with abysmal video and audio quality.
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UK's Hottest Gang Bang
Release date: 6/22/2017
Reviewed on: 8/16/2017 by astroknight
Starring: Samantha Bentley, Skyler Synn, Candy Chang, Missy Kink
Studio: UK Porn Kings
Review brief: This is easily one of the worst movies I've watched in a long time. Outside of Samantha Bentley the girls are average at best, the guys don't come close to average, and the gangbangs have between 2 and 5 guys with the women rarely taking on more than two guys at once with no anal. The technical aspects are decent, but there's no extras to help the overall release. Pass this one like the turd it is.
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Cousin Bubba 2
Release date: 12/1/2016
Reviewed on: 8/8/2017 by fu_q
Starring: Shelby Stevens, Randy [I] (ambiguous), London, Willow, Ronni, Geoffray
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Uncle Kurtis
Review brief: Horny honkin' and bumpkin bangin', all served up with a hillbilly bent, ensue when two kinky, country cousins (Cousin Bubba and Cousin Bobby Sue, a.k.a. Shelby Stevens) make their way to San Francisco to check out the permissive strip club scene there. Of course, along the way, the viewer is "treated" (term used lightly) to various sexual episodes, none of which are spectacularly exciting. Such is the case in the ill-conceived "Cousin Bubba 2: Country Corn Porn", a tepid release from Gourmet Video and "director" Uncle Kurtis.
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Club Satan: The Witches Sabbath
Release date: 4/19/2007
Reviewed on: 8/2/2017 by Flash
Starring: Kyle Stone, Rick Masters, Frank Towers, John West, Matt Zane, Scott Lyons, Dominic, Heather Gables, Cassandra Cruz, Dakota Skye
Studio: Extreme Associates
Directed by: Shane Bugbee
Review brief: Club Satan: The Witches Sabbath is a feature horror adult movie from Church of Satan high priest Shane Bugbee and Extreme Associates. Truly good horror adult movies are few and far between and, unfortunately, Club Satan: The Witches Sabbath is not a good movie in any sense. The plot is an absolute mess, the movie was obviously cheaply made, and the intention behind the movie was just to shock the audience which the movie completely fails at. Club Satan: The Witches Sabbath is not recommended for any viewer. Extreme Associates has done a good job with their DVD release of Club Satan: The Witches Sabbath. The video is poor but it appears to be that way intentionally and the audio is good.
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Grafenberg Girls Go Fishing
Release date: 7/7/2011
Reviewed on: 7/29/2017 by Flash
Starring: Tom Byron, Joey Silvera, Tracey Adams, Dana Dylan, John Leslie, Melissa Melendez, Jon Martin, Buddy Love, Elle Rio, Tanya Foxx, Lisa Melendez, Danny Ray
Studio: Mitchell Brothers
Directed by: Artie Mitchell, James Mitchell
Review brief: Grafenberg Girls Go Fishing is the final film to come from the legendary Mitchell Brothers Film Group. By all appearances, Grafenberg Girls Go Fishing was never properly finished and what was collected was thrown together and thrown out on the market. The entire plot for the film is given in a series of voice overs at the beginning of the film during the first five minutes. After that, it is a random collection of footage that doesn't seem to be well assembled. Grafenberg Girls Go Fishing is just a mess and is an easy film to skip. Mitchell Brothers Film Group has done a horrible job with their streaming and the downloadable version of Grafenberg Girls Go Fishing with poor video and audio quality.
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Oil Rig #99
Release date: 3/8/2005
Reviewed on: 7/27/2017 by Flash
Starring: Jose Morales, Jeff Stone, Bud Wallace, Ryan Harker, Tharon Davis, Corrado Quinto, Jesse Jones
Studio: P.M. Productions
Directed by: Joe Gage
Review brief: Joe Gage may have made some great gay adult films over the years, unfortunately, Oil Rig #99 isn't one of them. Oil Rig #99 is essentially an all sex film that was made fast and cheap. If you are a fan of the cast, Oil Rig #99 might be worth a rental, otherwise, this reviewer would recommending passing on this one. Cream of the Crop and The French Connection have done an abysmal job with their DVD release of Oil Rig #99 with almost unwatchable video quality and audio that is hard to hear.
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POV Cuckold 4
Release date: 5/22/2014
Reviewed on: 7/3/2017 by astroknight
Starring: Lover Johnny, Aleksa Nicole
Studio: Roman Video
Directed by: Romulus
Review brief: This is quite possible the worst release I've ever seen from Roman Video. Aleksa Nicole looks good, but the camera work and editing suck, the format is poorly done, and there's no chemistry. Pass this one by without even giving it a second glance.
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Midnight Hustle
Release date: 7/27/2006
Reviewed on: 5/27/2017 by Flash
Starring: Jon Martin, John Seeman, Turk Lyon, Michael Orion, Tyler Reynolds, Ken Scudder, Juliette Orwell, Marilyn Zukor, Sandi Carey, Ric Lutze, Yvonne Green, Marsha Wolfe, Dolores Prissington, Josie Farmer, Maryanne Fisher, Teddy King
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Directed by: Steve Brown
Review brief: Alpha Blue Archives has collected two films that couldn't be more different on their release for Midnight Hustle that are tied together only by their similar sounding names. Midnight Hustle is a light-hearted comedy from the end of the 1970s whereas the second film The Midnight Hustler is a cheaply and poorly churned out one-day production from the beginning of the 1970s. The obvious appeal of the set is for viewers who collect movies with the word Midnight with variations of Hustle in the titles. Neither film has been given an overly good presentation by Alpha Blue Archives, Midnight Hustle doesn't look horrible but is missing a lot of footage and The Midnight Hustler just plain looks awful.
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P (Vinegar Syndrome)
Release date: 5/21/2017
Reviewed on: 5/27/2017 by Flash
Starring: Cindy Camelot
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Bill Osco
Review brief: P is an absolutely bizarre adult film made by someone known only as Tom, who appears to have little to no filmmaking knowledge, who managed to make about every technical mistake possible. In addition, the film has some strange sex scenes and the most outrageous depiction of a woman cumming that has probably ever been put onto celluloid. It is impossible to recommend P to any viewer and viewers who choose to watch it will question themselves as to why afterward. Vinegar Syndrome has done a decent job with their streaming version of P available on Exploitation.TV. The print they used to master P has seen heavy wear over its life but is still watchable.
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Midget Gangbang (Heatwave)
Release date: 6/28/2005
Reviewed on: 5/8/2017 by fu_q
Starring: Jennifer Steele, Wayne Wright, Napoleon, Adam Wood, Leila Sweet, Flor, Little Star, De Blade, Mr. Small
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: "Intentionally awful"--that's probably the best way to describe the circus-like sideshow that is director Cool Breeze' and Heatwave Raw's "Midget Gangbang", a sub-par, 2005 release from the team.
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Hollywood Confidential 2 (Classic X)
Release date: 8/17/2001
Reviewed on: 3/5/2017 by Flash
Starring: Marc Wallice, Robin Cannes, Gina Martell, Rosemarie, Melanie Scott [II] (1980s)
Studio: Classic X
Review brief: Hollywood Confidential 2 is a cheaply and quickly made shot on video adult movie from the early 80s and the beginning of the video age of adult productions. The rather disposable movie features a nonsensical plot that allows the cast to hop from bed to bed throughout the movie. The production values are low making this an easy movie to pass on. Classic X Collection has done a really poor job with this release with poor audio and abysmal video quality on the release.
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Hollywood Confidential: Diary Of a Sex Goddess (Classic X)
Release date: 12/9/2009
Reviewed on: 3/5/2017 by Flash
Starring: Marc Wallice, Robin Cannes, Mona Page, Alan Royce, Gina Martell, Rosemarie, Melanie Scott [II] (1980s)
Studio: Classic X
Directed by: Paul Lyons
Review brief: Classic X Collection's release of Hollywood Confidential: Diary of a Sex Goddess is absolutely abysmal since the release doesn't even contain Hollywood Confidential: Diary of a Sex Goddess and instead has Hollywood Confidential 2: Teri Gets Her Way. This reviewer isn't sure what else needs to be said about this release.
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Four Women In Trouble
Release date: 6/25/2005
Reviewed on: 2/23/2017 by fu_q
Starring: John Holmes, Fran Carston, Ron Darby, Lynn Holmes
Studio: VCX
Review brief: The only thing less sexy than an abortion is a porno film about abortions, and whoever would think that it was a good idea to make one is kind of a moron. So, it comes as something of a surprise to find a release such as "Four Women in Trouble", a true abomination of an adult film from 1972 and VCX.
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Erotic Cartoon Festival
Release date: 1/19/2008
Reviewed on: 12/18/2016 by fu_q
Starring: Linda York, Zelda
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Review brief: This is the worst. Even fans of cartoons, anime, etc. will find literally nothing decent here. Move along and save an hour of your life.
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Release date: 10/22/2010
Reviewed on: 10/8/2018 by Dawg69
Starring: Billy Glide, Mark Cummings, Sergio, Johnny Thrust, Don Hollywood, Valoria Rose, Jasmine Lynn, Brodi Kennedy, Naudia Nyce, Mia Star
Studio: FilmCo
Review brief: Skip this SHIT!
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Release date: 8/21/2018
Reviewed on: 9/18/2018 by astroknight
Studio: Adult Source Media
Review brief: This one is pretty much a mess. It doesn't seem to line up with the description of the movie on the cover, and also seems like it's three completely unrelated stories merged together. The technical aspects are decent, but again, are inconsistent because two thirds of the movie is subtitled with the remaining third (which is in the middle of the movie) is dubbed. If you're a major anime fan this one might be worth a rental (and it's a really big might), but there's got to be better releases out there than this!
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Release date: 4/3/2018
Reviewed on: 9/1/2018 by astroknight
Starring: J-Mac, Chris Strokes, Karlo Karrera, Bruno Dickemz, Nina North, Kharlie Stone, Raylin Ann, Sally Squirt
Studio: Two Thumbs
Review brief: Pass this one like you would bad Mexican food. Kharlie Stone, Nina North, Raylin Ann, and Sally Squirt turn out decent rough fucks, but three of the four scenes are heavily edited from their original form leaving this a far from impressive release. The technical aspects are pretty good, but there's no effort put into the extras. Skip it!
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Release date: 1/1/2015
Reviewed on: 7/20/2018 by Flash
Starring: John Seeman, Ken Scudder, Veronica Taylor
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Bob Kirk
Review brief: The Hit is a poorly done feature-style adult film from director Bob Kirk. If you are familiar with the work of Bob Kirk, you know exactly what to expect from this film. If you aren't the film is a flimsy story that holds up horribly shot sex scenes. The Hit is an easy film to skip. Vinegar Syndrome has done a decent job with their streaming-only release on Exploitation.TV with good video quality and decent audio quality.
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Release date: 1/1/2015
Reviewed on: 7/19/2018 by Flash
Starring: Buddy Boone, Steven Jaworski, Fran Spector, Sally Equine, Horace
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Terry Sullivan
Review brief: The Farmer's Daughter and her Punishment Pony is a dreadful film that will disappoint almost all who decide to view it. The film is a combination of three tedious adult film loops and an abysmal live stage show. The only good thing about the film is that it is short. Vinegar Syndrome has done a nice job with their streaming-only edition on Exploitation.TV with good audio and video quality.
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Release date: 1/1/2015
Reviewed on: 7/16/2018 by Flash
Starring: Harry Reems, Ann Marshall
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Mort Shore
Review brief: This edition doesn't contain the original version of The Love Witch but instead only includes the modified version of The Love Witch, which has cheaply produced courtroom segments that were created by Louis Peraino with Harry Reems. Honestly, The Love Witch is a mess with the original version of The Love Witch massacred by the new footage and inserted dialog (This isn't to say that The Love Witch was a good film before the alterations based on what is presented here it wasn't.). This film is an easy pass. Vinegar Syndrome has done a nice job with their streaming-only release on Exploitation.TV with good video and audio quality.
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Release date: 1/1/2015
Reviewed on: 6/27/2018 by Flash
Starring: Judy McDonald, Debbi Brooks, Wanda Lapar, Sharon Saks
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Jason Williams
Review brief: Diamond Head, also known as Honolulu Hustle, is a horrific adult feature film that insults the intelligence and challenges the libido of anyone who watches the film. Many of the cast members look like they were cast at the local soup kitchen and the attempts at jokes will only appeal to the most vacuous of viewers. Diamond Head isn't recommended under any circumstances. Vinegar Syndrome has done a decent job with their streaming-only edition of Diamond Head on Exploitation.TV with decent audio and video quality.
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Release date: 12/15/2016
Reviewed on: 6/2/2018 by Flash
Starring: Jake Scott, Michael Christopher, Daniel Holt, Kevin Gladstone, Steve Douglas, Lee Carroll, Jeff Folger, Tony Roco, Paul Camrose, Tad Ryan, Stefen Peach, Kathi Stewart, Claudette Folger, Rick Compendium
Studio: BigDickFactory
Directed by: Toby Ross
Review brief: The edition of The Last Surfer that Toby Ross and BDF (Big Dik Factory) have released as their streaming-only version on TobyRoss.com has been heavily modified from its original version. There has been footage removed, footage added, footage that has been reappropriated, and an entirely new audio track that changes the entire feel of the film. Do yourself a favor and seek out the original version of the film.
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Release date: 3/24/2003
Reviewed on: 3/15/2018 by Flash
Starring: Obsession, Mr. Marcus, Guy DiSilva, Rafe, Ryan Conner, Marty Romano, Sharon Wild, Cherie, Mark Ashley, Chloe Black, August Night, Celine Maxima, Ice-T, Marc Anderson, Natalie Houston, Alex Wooden
Studio: Fatt Ent.
Directed by: Tony Diablo
Review brief: Don't let the presence of Ice-T or the excellent soundtrack fool you, Ice-T's Pimpin' 101 is nothing more than cheaply made bad porn. Remove Ice-T's introductions and you have what looks like a completely amateur adult movie with no real redeeming qualities. Ice-T is wasted and the sex scenes are horribly shot. Save your money and just buy the soundtrack.
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Release date: 12/18/2017
Reviewed on: 12/19/2017 by Flash
Starring: April O'Neil, Robby Apples, Seth's Beard, A.J.
Studio: Wood Rocket
Directed by: Vuko
Review brief: There is probably a fun adult parody to be made out of the classic Christmas specials to bring some naughtiness to the holiday season. Unfortunately, Vuko's Frosty the Snowjob isn't it. The short movie starts out well but then introduces a demonic Frosty the Snowman that is sure to keep viewers up with nightmares that unfortunately ruins the sex scene as well. Just remember, what has been watched, can't be unwatched. Wood Rocket has done a great job with their streaming and download release of Frosty the Snowjob on Pornhub Premium with excellent video and audio quality.
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Release date: 2/19/2007
Reviewed on: 12/14/2017 by Flash
Starring: Obsession, Menage Trois, Devlin Weed, Stacey Cash, Crave
Studio: Sunshine
Review brief: Delicious Round Buns is a compilation that should only be bought if quantity matters more than quality. The compilation has 22 sex scenes but none of them are really worth watching. The production values are poor and the sex is often very poorly shot. There is really no one that this reviewer can recommend Delicious Round Buns for. Sunshine Films has done an acceptable job with their DVD release of Delicious Round Buns with okay video and audio quality and no identification for the scenes at all.
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Release date: 11/29/2007
Reviewed on: 9/2/2017 by Flash
Starring: Steve Perry, George Payne, Michael Gaunt, David Savage, Christopher Rage, Kurt Mann, Lew Seager, Mark Hamilton, R. Casino, Lem Amero
Studio: P.M. Productions
Directed by: John Amero, Michael Findlay
Review brief: The concept behind the story for Kiss Today Goodbye is appealing, however, the script and the execution of the story in the film is poor. The film boasts talented individuals on both sides of the camera, however, Kiss Today Goodbye just wastes all the talent and is little more than a poorly made feature gay hardcore adult film. Kiss Today Goodbye is a hard film to recommend to anyone. The French Connection has done an unacceptable job with their DVD release of Kiss Today Goodbye with abysmal video and audio quality.
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Release date: 6/22/2017
Reviewed on: 8/16/2017 by astroknight
Starring: Samantha Bentley, Skyler Synn, Candy Chang, Missy Kink
Studio: UK Porn Kings
Review brief: This is easily one of the worst movies I've watched in a long time. Outside of Samantha Bentley the girls are average at best, the guys don't come close to average, and the gangbangs have between 2 and 5 guys with the women rarely taking on more than two guys at once with no anal. The technical aspects are decent, but there's no extras to help the overall release. Pass this one like the turd it is.
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Release date: 12/1/2016
Reviewed on: 8/8/2017 by fu_q
Starring: Shelby Stevens, Randy [I] (ambiguous), London, Willow, Ronni, Geoffray
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Uncle Kurtis
Review brief: Horny honkin' and bumpkin bangin', all served up with a hillbilly bent, ensue when two kinky, country cousins (Cousin Bubba and Cousin Bobby Sue, a.k.a. Shelby Stevens) make their way to San Francisco to check out the permissive strip club scene there. Of course, along the way, the viewer is "treated" (term used lightly) to various sexual episodes, none of which are spectacularly exciting. Such is the case in the ill-conceived "Cousin Bubba 2: Country Corn Porn", a tepid release from Gourmet Video and "director" Uncle Kurtis.
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Release date: 4/19/2007
Reviewed on: 8/2/2017 by Flash
Starring: Kyle Stone, Rick Masters, Frank Towers, John West, Matt Zane, Scott Lyons, Dominic, Heather Gables, Cassandra Cruz, Dakota Skye
Studio: Extreme Associates
Directed by: Shane Bugbee
Review brief: Club Satan: The Witches Sabbath is a feature horror adult movie from Church of Satan high priest Shane Bugbee and Extreme Associates. Truly good horror adult movies are few and far between and, unfortunately, Club Satan: The Witches Sabbath is not a good movie in any sense. The plot is an absolute mess, the movie was obviously cheaply made, and the intention behind the movie was just to shock the audience which the movie completely fails at. Club Satan: The Witches Sabbath is not recommended for any viewer. Extreme Associates has done a good job with their DVD release of Club Satan: The Witches Sabbath. The video is poor but it appears to be that way intentionally and the audio is good.
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Release date: 7/7/2011
Reviewed on: 7/29/2017 by Flash
Starring: Tom Byron, Joey Silvera, Tracey Adams, Dana Dylan, John Leslie, Melissa Melendez, Jon Martin, Buddy Love, Elle Rio, Tanya Foxx, Lisa Melendez, Danny Ray
Studio: Mitchell Brothers
Directed by: Artie Mitchell, James Mitchell
Review brief: Grafenberg Girls Go Fishing is the final film to come from the legendary Mitchell Brothers Film Group. By all appearances, Grafenberg Girls Go Fishing was never properly finished and what was collected was thrown together and thrown out on the market. The entire plot for the film is given in a series of voice overs at the beginning of the film during the first five minutes. After that, it is a random collection of footage that doesn't seem to be well assembled. Grafenberg Girls Go Fishing is just a mess and is an easy film to skip. Mitchell Brothers Film Group has done a horrible job with their streaming and the downloadable version of Grafenberg Girls Go Fishing with poor video and audio quality.
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Release date: 3/8/2005
Reviewed on: 7/27/2017 by Flash
Starring: Jose Morales, Jeff Stone, Bud Wallace, Ryan Harker, Tharon Davis, Corrado Quinto, Jesse Jones
Studio: P.M. Productions
Directed by: Joe Gage
Review brief: Joe Gage may have made some great gay adult films over the years, unfortunately, Oil Rig #99 isn't one of them. Oil Rig #99 is essentially an all sex film that was made fast and cheap. If you are a fan of the cast, Oil Rig #99 might be worth a rental, otherwise, this reviewer would recommending passing on this one. Cream of the Crop and The French Connection have done an abysmal job with their DVD release of Oil Rig #99 with almost unwatchable video quality and audio that is hard to hear.
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Release date: 5/22/2014
Reviewed on: 7/3/2017 by astroknight
Starring: Lover Johnny, Aleksa Nicole
Studio: Roman Video
Directed by: Romulus
Review brief: This is quite possible the worst release I've ever seen from Roman Video. Aleksa Nicole looks good, but the camera work and editing suck, the format is poorly done, and there's no chemistry. Pass this one by without even giving it a second glance.
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Release date: 7/27/2006
Reviewed on: 5/27/2017 by Flash
Starring: Jon Martin, John Seeman, Turk Lyon, Michael Orion, Tyler Reynolds, Ken Scudder, Juliette Orwell, Marilyn Zukor, Sandi Carey, Ric Lutze, Yvonne Green, Marsha Wolfe, Dolores Prissington, Josie Farmer, Maryanne Fisher, Teddy King
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Directed by: Steve Brown
Review brief: Alpha Blue Archives has collected two films that couldn't be more different on their release for Midnight Hustle that are tied together only by their similar sounding names. Midnight Hustle is a light-hearted comedy from the end of the 1970s whereas the second film The Midnight Hustler is a cheaply and poorly churned out one-day production from the beginning of the 1970s. The obvious appeal of the set is for viewers who collect movies with the word Midnight with variations of Hustle in the titles. Neither film has been given an overly good presentation by Alpha Blue Archives, Midnight Hustle doesn't look horrible but is missing a lot of footage and The Midnight Hustler just plain looks awful.
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Release date: 5/21/2017
Reviewed on: 5/27/2017 by Flash
Starring: Cindy Camelot
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Bill Osco
Review brief: P is an absolutely bizarre adult film made by someone known only as Tom, who appears to have little to no filmmaking knowledge, who managed to make about every technical mistake possible. In addition, the film has some strange sex scenes and the most outrageous depiction of a woman cumming that has probably ever been put onto celluloid. It is impossible to recommend P to any viewer and viewers who choose to watch it will question themselves as to why afterward. Vinegar Syndrome has done a decent job with their streaming version of P available on Exploitation.TV. The print they used to master P has seen heavy wear over its life but is still watchable.
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Release date: 6/28/2005
Reviewed on: 5/8/2017 by fu_q
Starring: Jennifer Steele, Wayne Wright, Napoleon, Adam Wood, Leila Sweet, Flor, Little Star, De Blade, Mr. Small
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: "Intentionally awful"--that's probably the best way to describe the circus-like sideshow that is director Cool Breeze' and Heatwave Raw's "Midget Gangbang", a sub-par, 2005 release from the team.
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Release date: 8/17/2001
Reviewed on: 3/5/2017 by Flash
Starring: Marc Wallice, Robin Cannes, Gina Martell, Rosemarie, Melanie Scott [II] (1980s)
Studio: Classic X
Review brief: Hollywood Confidential 2 is a cheaply and quickly made shot on video adult movie from the early 80s and the beginning of the video age of adult productions. The rather disposable movie features a nonsensical plot that allows the cast to hop from bed to bed throughout the movie. The production values are low making this an easy movie to pass on. Classic X Collection has done a really poor job with this release with poor audio and abysmal video quality on the release.
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Release date: 12/9/2009
Reviewed on: 3/5/2017 by Flash
Starring: Marc Wallice, Robin Cannes, Mona Page, Alan Royce, Gina Martell, Rosemarie, Melanie Scott [II] (1980s)
Studio: Classic X
Directed by: Paul Lyons
Review brief: Classic X Collection's release of Hollywood Confidential: Diary of a Sex Goddess is absolutely abysmal since the release doesn't even contain Hollywood Confidential: Diary of a Sex Goddess and instead has Hollywood Confidential 2: Teri Gets Her Way. This reviewer isn't sure what else needs to be said about this release.
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Release date: 6/25/2005
Reviewed on: 2/23/2017 by fu_q
Starring: John Holmes, Fran Carston, Ron Darby, Lynn Holmes
Studio: VCX
Review brief: The only thing less sexy than an abortion is a porno film about abortions, and whoever would think that it was a good idea to make one is kind of a moron. So, it comes as something of a surprise to find a release such as "Four Women in Trouble", a true abomination of an adult film from 1972 and VCX.
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Release date: 1/19/2008
Reviewed on: 12/18/2016 by fu_q
Starring: Linda York, Zelda
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Review brief: This is the worst. Even fans of cartoons, anime, etc. will find literally nothing decent here. Move along and save an hour of your life.
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