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Reviews of Kia Movies (15)
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Steven St. Croix, Missy, Serenity, Kia, Alex Sanders, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Julia Ann, Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon, Dee [II] (classic female), Randy Spears, Isis Nile, Kitty Yung, Leena, Brad Armstrong, Anna Malle, Stephanie Swift, Jon Dough, Jonathan Morgan, Shawnee, Jenna Jameson, Kasorn Swan, Charmane Star, Jewel De'Nyle, Alex Dane, Cumisha Amado, Eric Masterson, Rodney Moore, Mika Tan, Syren, Dale Dabone, Alexa Rae, Jada Fire, Shay Sights, Teanna Kai, Herschel Savage, Manuel Ferrara, Lezley Zen, Anthony Hardwood, Barrett Blade, Lyla Lei, Ice La Fox, Kianna Dior, Avena Lee, Kaylani Lei, Roxy Jezel, Jayna Oso, Nautica Thorn, Lili Thai, Mario Rossi, Sativa Rose, Jenaveve Jolie, Stephanie Tripp, Kirsten Price, Mya Luanna, Lisa Daniels, China Mae, Kaiya Lynn, Gianna Lynn, Derrick Pierce, Haley Paige, Sydnee Steele, Marco Banderas, Kitty Langdon, Lindsey Meadows, Brooke Banner, Nadi Phuket, Leanni Lea, Sophia Sandobar
Studio: Wicked
Release date: 3/3/2008
Previews: Previews
Bang You From Here To Timbuktu review summaries:
evgriff's
As the title implies, this is a 16 hour scene-fest of mainly asian women getting it on with men and women and even a few masturbation scenes! [read the full review]
review from 5/10/2009:
As the title implies, this is a 16 hour scene-fest of mainly asian women getting it on with men and women and even a few masturbation scenes! [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Jill Kelly, Nick East, Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Sindee Coxx, Steve Hatcher, Julian, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Serenity, Kia, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Johnni Black, Rick Masters, J.R. Carrington, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Debi Diamond, Steve Drake, Stephanie Swift, Honey, Marc Wallice, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey G., Julian St. Jox, Jewel De'Nyle, Kaylynn, Jay Ashley, Alex Dane, Spice, Anthony Crane, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Brooke, Donna Warner, Tasha Hunter, Alex Foxe, jessica drake, Bridgette Kerkove, Cal Jammer, Voodoo, Terry Thomas, Anji Cooper, Freddy Dalton, Nicole Sheridan, Max Cady, Herschel Savage, Zana, Nick Manning, Jessica Fiorentino, Kris Knight, Brittney Skye, Barrett Blade, Jennifer Luv, Devon Michaels, Avena Lee, Kris Slater, Lauren Phoenix, Kaylani Lei, Tyler Knight, Shy Love, Mario Rossi, Jenaveve Jolie, Harmony Rose, Kelly Wells, Tina Fine, Austin Kincaid, Taryn Thomas, Kirsten Price, Lisa Daniels, Marcus London, Derrick Pierce, Carmen Hart, Sydnee Steele, Devon Lee, Nyomi Banxxx, Dee Lilly, Dragonlily, Slavomira Boskova, Reinhardt, Mikayla Mendez
Studio: Wicked
Release date: 7/17/2007
Grand Theft Orgy review summaries:
rico shades'
Grand Theft Orgy (Wicked Pictures) is a compilation with a theme on group sex. There are a wide cast of characters, old and new, featuring Debi Diamond, Ice LaFox and Stephanie Swift among others. In addition, the back drops center around the typical living room to the atypical fire truck. [read the full review]
review from 12/25/2007:
Grand Theft Orgy (Wicked Pictures) is a compilation with a theme on group sex. There are a wide cast of characters, old and new, featuring Debi Diamond, Ice LaFox and Stephanie Swift among others. In addition, the back drops center around the typical living room to the atypical fire truck. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Missy, Felecia, Serenity, Kia, Mia Smiles, Isis Nile, Kitty Yung, Leena, Jade, Vivian, Anna Malle, Stephanie Swift, Shawnee, Kasorn Swan, Charmane Star, Cumisha Amado, Miko Lee, Syren, Alexa Rae, jessica drake, Devinn Lane, Bamboo, Alexis Amore, Ava Vincent, Nicole Sheridan, Fujiko Kano, Lezley Zen, Brittney Skye, Jennifer Luv, Ice La Fox, Devon Michaels, Avena Lee, Lauren Phoenix, Katsuni, Kaylani Lei, Roxy Jezel, Jayna Oso, Nautica Thorn, Lili Thai, Luci Thai, Shy Love, Sativa Rose, Stephanie Tripp, Kirsten Price, Mya Luanna, Lexi Love, Avy, Haley Paige, Tianna Kai, Carmen Hart, Sydnee Steele, Keeani, Mai Thang, Sophia Sandobar
Studio: Wicked
Release date: 12/14/2006
Seoul Sisters review summaries:
rhapsody's
Compilation of many scenes from different Wicked picture movies, including straight sex, lesbian, threesome, orgy. Asian actress in all scenes, but not excluding other girls, blondes or brunettes from US and France. [read the full review]
review from 5/2/2008:
Compilation of many scenes from different Wicked picture movies, including straight sex, lesbian, threesome, orgy. Asian actress in all scenes, but not excluding other girls, blondes or brunettes from US and France. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Steven St. Croix, Kia, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Kitty Yung, Brad Armstrong, Stephanie Swift, Jon Dough, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey G., Kasorn Swan, Alex Dane, Sean Rider, Miko Lee, Syren, Dale Dabone, Devinn Lane, Kianna, Herschel Savage, Anthony Hardwood, Trevor Zen, Katsuni, Kaylani Lei, Jayna Oso, Lili Thai
Studio: Wicked
Release date: 4/27/2005
Sweet & Sour Porked review summaries:
hardcorefan's
This is a compilation dvd from Wicked Studios similar to Wong Way Home. It's typical of Wicked productions, a mix of scenes from features and all sex titles featuring asian girls. The women are beautiful, with special notice to Asia Carrera, Lucy Thai, Katsumi, and the blue ribbon winner, Kaylani Lei. The scene with Randy Spears and Lucy thai is a hot, lots of chemistry, lots of energy, and the final shot of Lucy with a frosted chin is worth the price of the dvd. This is sex from Wicked, so don't expect chocking, gaging, dp, dap, dpp, or the women being called whores and sluts. While I enjoy some of the roughness of today's gonzo, I no longer watch anything from Red Light District. After watching a Red Light dvd I feel the nedd to go contribute to a womens shelter. Sweet & Sour Porked will give you beautiful asian women, clear audio and sound, and well shot sex that has the desired effect. Sweet & Sour Porked is available online for $7.00 and up. [read the full review]
review from 7/15/2005:
This is a compilation dvd from Wicked Studios similar to Wong Way Home. It's typical of Wicked productions, a mix of scenes from features and all sex titles featuring asian girls. The women are beautiful, with special notice to Asia Carrera, Lucy Thai, Katsumi, and the blue ribbon winner, Kaylani Lei. The scene with Randy Spears and Lucy thai is a hot, lots of chemistry, lots of energy, and the final shot of Lucy with a frosted chin is worth the price of the dvd. This is sex from Wicked, so don't expect chocking, gaging, dp, dap, dpp, or the women being called whores and sluts. While I enjoy some of the roughness of today's gonzo, I no longer watch anything from Red Light District. After watching a Red Light dvd I feel the nedd to go contribute to a womens shelter. Sweet & Sour Porked will give you beautiful asian women, clear audio and sound, and well shot sex that has the desired effect. Sweet & Sour Porked is available online for $7.00 and up. [read the full review]
(4.1 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Tom Byron, Bobby Vitale, Missy, Kia, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Sahara Sands, Vince Vouyer, Brad Armstrong, Julie Rage, Claudio, Jenna Jameson, Alex Dane, Sean Rider
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Greg Steele, Brad Armstrong
Release date: 1/28/2004
Previews: Previews
Conquest: Special Collector's Edition (Wicked) review summaries:
All reviews of Conquest: Special Collector's Edition (Wicked)
SexyHard's
This is a big budget adventure on the high seas. The girls are all gorgeous, but the action is a little slow for my taste. Likely to appeal to couples and people who like big budget films. [read the full review]
review from 6/5/2007:
This is a big budget adventure on the high seas. The girls are all gorgeous, but the action is a little slow for my taste. Likely to appeal to couples and people who like big budget films. [read the full review]
MD James'
Title: Conquest: Special Collectors Edition Released by: Wicked Pictures Normally you dont hear "adult film" and "special collectors edition" together in the same DVD. But the folks at Wicked Pictures brought the two together quite well. Ok, lets start with the movie. This is a movie about pirates that actually uses a REAL ship. Were not talking the set of a ship or an elaborate mock-up with a green-screen ocean. Im sure that set producers back quite a bit, which probably also explained why they only used ONE ship. Period costumes, period weapons, and some attempts at period language. Now without even watching the opening credits, I knew that this was an Adam & Eve production, even if it was released by Wicked Pictures. How do I know, you ask? Because of the excessive use of slow motion, especially during the sex scenes. Well fortunately they dont go overboard as they did with some other movies ("Caribbean Undercover" comes to mind). (Repeat after me: sex plus slow motion equal BORING!) There IS a story in this movie. [read the full review]
review from 5/31/2004:
Title: Conquest: Special Collectors Edition Released by: Wicked Pictures Normally you dont hear "adult film" and "special collectors edition" together in the same DVD. But the folks at Wicked Pictures brought the two together quite well. Ok, lets start with the movie. This is a movie about pirates that actually uses a REAL ship. Were not talking the set of a ship or an elaborate mock-up with a green-screen ocean. Im sure that set producers back quite a bit, which probably also explained why they only used ONE ship. Period costumes, period weapons, and some attempts at period language. Now without even watching the opening credits, I knew that this was an Adam & Eve production, even if it was released by Wicked Pictures. How do I know, you ask? Because of the excessive use of slow motion, especially during the sex scenes. Well fortunately they dont go overboard as they did with some other movies ("Caribbean Undercover" comes to mind). (Repeat after me: sex plus slow motion equal BORING!) There IS a story in this movie. [read the full review]
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 112 min. Production Date: 4 / 24 / 1996 Director: Brad Armstrong and Greg Steele Cast: Jenna Jameson, Juli Ashton, Asia Carrera, Alex Dane, Julie Rage, Kia, Missy Sahara Sands, Shayla LaVeaux, Bobby Vitale, Mark Davis, Alex Sanders, Tom Byron, Mickey G., Vince Voyeur, Claudio, Sean Rider, and Brad Armstrong in sexual roles and E. Z. Ryder and plenty more in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: I was impressed with the original release of Conquest, and Im really interested to seeing how much Wicked is going to improve on it. Initial Reaction: Its an excellent re-release! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting beautiful locations for sex or more group sex than one on one action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting more plot than scenery with their couples porn The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty close to those of the original release, but look a little better. The audio is a bit of a mixed bag. [read the full review]
review from 2/16/2004:
The Little Details Running Time: 112 min. Production Date: 4 / 24 / 1996 Director: Brad Armstrong and Greg Steele Cast: Jenna Jameson, Juli Ashton, Asia Carrera, Alex Dane, Julie Rage, Kia, Missy Sahara Sands, Shayla LaVeaux, Bobby Vitale, Mark Davis, Alex Sanders, Tom Byron, Mickey G., Vince Voyeur, Claudio, Sean Rider, and Brad Armstrong in sexual roles and E. Z. Ryder and plenty more in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: I was impressed with the original release of Conquest, and Im really interested to seeing how much Wicked is going to improve on it. Initial Reaction: Its an excellent re-release! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting beautiful locations for sex or more group sex than one on one action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting more plot than scenery with their couples porn The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty close to those of the original release, but look a little better. The audio is a bit of a mixed bag. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Sindee Coxx, Missy, Stacy Valentine, Kia, Melissa Hill, Juli Ashton, Tricia Yen, Moana, Vivian, Julie Rage, Crystal Wilder, Joanna Storm, Jordan Lee, Nikita, Cumisha Amado, Nicole London, Anisa, Helen Duval
Studio: VCA
Release date: 12/3/2003
Peepshows 3 & 4: Double Dick Fuckers / Oriental Fuck Sluts review summaries:
picman's
Prologue I was trying to remember what caught my eye about this double film video. There are some great stars from the 90's in here. Stacy Valentine, Missy, Helen Duval, Asia Carrera et al. But the one that stood out for me was the generally unknown Tricia Yen. I was so captivated by her in Video Virgins 7 that I will always go out of my way to check out something she was in. Anisa's in the second feature as well and she was a little firecracker too. I wonder if they're actually going to try to pass Melissa Hill off as Asian. We'll see. Double Dick Fuckers Scene one opens in a disco with a crowd of people trying to dance. The camera goes to the bar where a bunch of guys are hanging out, watching everybody have fun. A couple bolt up to the bar and they're all over each other. She's not too shy, either, as her skirt is up by her waist. The other fellas aren't shy either as they grope her and pull out their cocks. She's got a great looking body and platinum blonde hair. It isn't long before there's a cock in this slut's mouth. [read the full review]
review from 4/20/2005:
Prologue I was trying to remember what caught my eye about this double film video. There are some great stars from the 90's in here. Stacy Valentine, Missy, Helen Duval, Asia Carrera et al. But the one that stood out for me was the generally unknown Tricia Yen. I was so captivated by her in Video Virgins 7 that I will always go out of my way to check out something she was in. Anisa's in the second feature as well and she was a little firecracker too. I wonder if they're actually going to try to pass Melissa Hill off as Asian. We'll see. Double Dick Fuckers Scene one opens in a disco with a crowd of people trying to dance. The camera goes to the bar where a bunch of guys are hanging out, watching everybody have fun. A couple bolt up to the bar and they're all over each other. She's not too shy, either, as her skirt is up by her waist. The other fellas aren't shy either as they grope her and pull out their cocks. She's got a great looking body and platinum blonde hair. It isn't long before there's a cock in this slut's mouth. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Alexandra Silk, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Felecia, Kia, Raquel DeVine, Julia Ann, Liza Harper, Raylene, Johnni Black, Shayla LaVeaux, Yvonne, Vanessa Chase, Celeste, Brad Armstrong, Timber, Rebecca Lord, Kaylan Nicole, Angelica Sin, Mia Ciccero, Cortknee, Taylor Hayes, Caroline Cage, Jessica Conners
Studio: Adam & Eve
Release date: 6/16/2002
Heat 2 (Adam & Eve) review summaries:
dumblonde's
Compilation Running length: 4 hours Female cast: Asia Carrera, Julia Ann, Johnni Black, Rebecca Lord, Nina Hartley, Tiffany Mynx, Roxanne Hall, Shayla LaVeaux, Taylor Hayes, Raylene, Alexandra Silk, Felecia, Cortnee, Angelica Sin, Raquel Devine, Kaylan Nicole, Kia, Yvonne, Caroline Cage, Liza Harper, Jessica Conners, Celeste, Mia Ciccero, Jessica Jewel, Paula Price, Male cast: Mark Davis, Peter North, Rich Handsome, Colt Steele, J. J. Michaels, Mickey G. John Decker, Rick Masters, Ian Daniels, Marc Wallice, Brad Armstrong, Brick Majors, Michael J. Cox, Billy Glide, Steve Hatcher, Alec Metro, Nick East Audio/Video: Most of the video was grainy, though it varied. Music was your typical porn music for most scenes. Condoms: some The Movie: There's 19 full scenes here, four hours worth culled from older titles. There's so many different people and situations that you can easily skip over any you don't care for, and no tedious plot to follow. [read the full review]
review from 12/10/2002:
Compilation Running length: 4 hours Female cast: Asia Carrera, Julia Ann, Johnni Black, Rebecca Lord, Nina Hartley, Tiffany Mynx, Roxanne Hall, Shayla LaVeaux, Taylor Hayes, Raylene, Alexandra Silk, Felecia, Cortnee, Angelica Sin, Raquel Devine, Kaylan Nicole, Kia, Yvonne, Caroline Cage, Liza Harper, Jessica Conners, Celeste, Mia Ciccero, Jessica Jewel, Paula Price, Male cast: Mark Davis, Peter North, Rich Handsome, Colt Steele, J. J. Michaels, Mickey G. John Decker, Rick Masters, Ian Daniels, Marc Wallice, Brad Armstrong, Brick Majors, Michael J. Cox, Billy Glide, Steve Hatcher, Alec Metro, Nick East Audio/Video: Most of the video was grainy, though it varied. Music was your typical porn music for most scenes. Condoms: some The Movie: There's 19 full scenes here, four hours worth culled from older titles. There's so many different people and situations that you can easily skip over any you don't care for, and no tedious plot to follow. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Here is a compilation dvd from Adam & Eve which promises close to 5 hours of action and it boasts 19 scene starring some of porns well known stars among them, Raylene, Rebecca Lord, and Shayla LaVeaux. There are no extras to look at so identifying starlets may prove difficult. I noticed when you clicked on the Scene Index feature which was the only extra besides the play feature one that it gave the title for the movies but no ID's which sucks. The first scene has Raylene in a funky costume and wearing a big purple wig,lol. A nice highlight is seeing Raylene kneeling between two cocks for a dual blowjob. Both guys get to penetrate her lovely pussy and the scene ends with both pops on her breasts and she does a little cleanup. I will just say the next scene featured Kaylan Nicole and two guys one of whom is the commonly known as the dick of death for what he did in the industry and I won't comment any further on his sorry ass. [read the full review]
review from 9/23/2002:
Here is a compilation dvd from Adam & Eve which promises close to 5 hours of action and it boasts 19 scene starring some of porns well known stars among them, Raylene, Rebecca Lord, and Shayla LaVeaux. There are no extras to look at so identifying starlets may prove difficult. I noticed when you clicked on the Scene Index feature which was the only extra besides the play feature one that it gave the title for the movies but no ID's which sucks. The first scene has Raylene in a funky costume and wearing a big purple wig,lol. A nice highlight is seeing Raylene kneeling between two cocks for a dual blowjob. Both guys get to penetrate her lovely pussy and the scene ends with both pops on her breasts and she does a little cleanup. I will just say the next scene featured Kaylan Nicole and two guys one of whom is the commonly known as the dick of death for what he did in the industry and I won't comment any further on his sorry ass. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 3 hours 58 minutes (cover states almost 5 hours) Production Date: 12 / 27 / 2001 Director: Various Cast: Raylene, Angelica Sin, Raquel Devine, Julia Ann, Rebecca Lord, Johnni Black, Shayla LaVeaux, Alexandra Silk, Felecia, Taylor Hayes, Cortknee, Caroline Cage, Kaylan Nicole, Timber, Celeste, Kia, Yvonne, Mia Ciccero, Liza Harper, Ian Daniels, Michael J. Cox, Billy Glide, Steve Hatcher, Brad Armstrong, Alec Metro, Marc Wallice, Nick East, Shawn Ricks, Cara Lott, Valentino, Brick Majors, John West, Nina Hartley, Rich Handsome, Colt Steele, Jessica Jewel, Paula Price, Asia Carrera, Mark Davis, Tiffany Mynx, Roxanne Hall, John Decker, Rick Masters, J. J. Michaels, Mickey G., Sheila, Tyler Sweet, and Peter North Initial Expectations: Heat Vol. 1 was a pretty average compilation as I recall. Its about what Im expecting here as well. Initial Reaction: Its a pretty decent compilation, but the technical aspects arent that great. [read the full review]
review from 6/15/2002:
Running Time: 3 hours 58 minutes (cover states almost 5 hours) Production Date: 12 / 27 / 2001 Director: Various Cast: Raylene, Angelica Sin, Raquel Devine, Julia Ann, Rebecca Lord, Johnni Black, Shayla LaVeaux, Alexandra Silk, Felecia, Taylor Hayes, Cortknee, Caroline Cage, Kaylan Nicole, Timber, Celeste, Kia, Yvonne, Mia Ciccero, Liza Harper, Ian Daniels, Michael J. Cox, Billy Glide, Steve Hatcher, Brad Armstrong, Alec Metro, Marc Wallice, Nick East, Shawn Ricks, Cara Lott, Valentino, Brick Majors, John West, Nina Hartley, Rich Handsome, Colt Steele, Jessica Jewel, Paula Price, Asia Carrera, Mark Davis, Tiffany Mynx, Roxanne Hall, John Decker, Rick Masters, J. J. Michaels, Mickey G., Sheila, Tyler Sweet, and Peter North Initial Expectations: Heat Vol. 1 was a pretty average compilation as I recall. Its about what Im expecting here as well. Initial Reaction: Its a pretty decent compilation, but the technical aspects arent that great. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Jill Kelly, Kaitlyn Ashley, Shelby Stevens, Kia, Mark Davis, Brad Armstrong, P.J. Sparxx, Gerry Pike, Jenna Jameson, Morgan Lefay
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Release date: 10/22/2001
Cover to Cover (Wicked) review summaries:
dumblonde's
Director: Brad Armstrong Videographer: Ralph Parfait DOP: 5/13/95 Length: 80 min. Female cast: Jenna Jameson, Jill Kelly, Kaitlyn Ashley, P. J. Sparxx, Shelby Stevens, Kia, Morgan Le Fay Male cast: Brad Armstrong, Mark Davis, Gerry Pike, Vince Voyeur Audio/Video: . The video and camerawork were good, and the sound was fine, with background music that fit the scenes. Extras: Photo gallery of Jenna Photo gallery of the movie Trailers Bios Animated scene selection Casino games that can be downloaded to your hard drive, or played online. Nicely rendered Stephanie video poker, Missy roulette, Jenna blackjack, Serenity slots, and Wicked baccarat, this is an extra that's worth the price of the dvd alone for a video poker addict like me. Condoms: none The Movie: Cover to Cover refers to the books Jenna reads in a public library while daydreaming a series of seven vignette scenes, putting herself into five of them. [read the full review]
review from 10/14/2003:
Director: Brad Armstrong Videographer: Ralph Parfait DOP: 5/13/95 Length: 80 min. Female cast: Jenna Jameson, Jill Kelly, Kaitlyn Ashley, P. J. Sparxx, Shelby Stevens, Kia, Morgan Le Fay Male cast: Brad Armstrong, Mark Davis, Gerry Pike, Vince Voyeur Audio/Video: . The video and camerawork were good, and the sound was fine, with background music that fit the scenes. Extras: Photo gallery of Jenna Photo gallery of the movie Trailers Bios Animated scene selection Casino games that can be downloaded to your hard drive, or played online. Nicely rendered Stephanie video poker, Missy roulette, Jenna blackjack, Serenity slots, and Wicked baccarat, this is an extra that's worth the price of the dvd alone for a video poker addict like me. Condoms: none The Movie: Cover to Cover refers to the books Jenna reads in a public library while daydreaming a series of seven vignette scenes, putting herself into five of them. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Production Date: pre - 7 / 3 / 1995 Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: Jenna Jameson, P. J. Sparxx, Jill Kelly, Shelby Stevens, Kia, Kaitlyn Ashley, Morgan Le Fay, Mark Davis, Gerry Pike, Vince Voyeur, Brad Armstrong, and a few others in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Wicked and Brad Armstrong made some great features with Jenna. Im expecting this to be one of them. Initial Reaction: Its a nice bit of fluff. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Jenna and couples Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like a lot of dildo sucking Audio /Video Quality: For the age of the feature, it looks and sounds great. The audio is clear and well balanced. The video has a couple flashes of relics and a few problems with shadows, but normally looks great. Music: The music is extremely well balanced with the rest of the audio. Some of it seems fairly typical, and some feels quite different, but almost all of it fits extremely well with the scenes. [read the full review]
review from 11/26/2001:
Production Date: pre - 7 / 3 / 1995 Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: Jenna Jameson, P. J. Sparxx, Jill Kelly, Shelby Stevens, Kia, Kaitlyn Ashley, Morgan Le Fay, Mark Davis, Gerry Pike, Vince Voyeur, Brad Armstrong, and a few others in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Wicked and Brad Armstrong made some great features with Jenna. Im expecting this to be one of them. Initial Reaction: Its a nice bit of fluff. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Jenna and couples Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like a lot of dildo sucking Audio /Video Quality: For the age of the feature, it looks and sounds great. The audio is clear and well balanced. The video has a couple flashes of relics and a few problems with shadows, but normally looks great. Music: The music is extremely well balanced with the rest of the audio. Some of it seems fairly typical, and some feels quite different, but almost all of it fits extremely well with the scenes. [read the full review]
Jenna Ink review summaries:
Sanders'
Jenna Ink Wicked Pictures Date of Production 6/18/96 This is one of the Jenna Jameson/Wicked Pictures vignette type of movies she did. This was directed by Brad Armstrong and was shot back during 1996 when Jenna did most of her boy/girl work. The story is simple Jenna plays a tatoo artist and after she gives a customer a tatoo we get a fantasy that the tattoo symbloizes. Scene 1- Jenna Jameson and Alex Sanders- This is one of Jenna's most famous scene where she has on the Angel Wings. Alex Sanders the "Martial Artist" himself gets his first solo scene with Jenna after working with her in 3 ways in, "Conquest" and "Jinx". He starts off eating Jenna's pussy while Jenna is standing up, then Jenna goes down and gives him a nice blowjob, this is when Jenna really started coming into her own with giving head. Then we get Alex Sanders giving Jenna some doggie style and then a regular cowgirl position before Jenna strokes AS off all over her face. [read the full review]
review from 2/18/2004:
Jenna Ink Wicked Pictures Date of Production 6/18/96 This is one of the Jenna Jameson/Wicked Pictures vignette type of movies she did. This was directed by Brad Armstrong and was shot back during 1996 when Jenna did most of her boy/girl work. The story is simple Jenna plays a tatoo artist and after she gives a customer a tatoo we get a fantasy that the tattoo symbloizes. Scene 1- Jenna Jameson and Alex Sanders- This is one of Jenna's most famous scene where she has on the Angel Wings. Alex Sanders the "Martial Artist" himself gets his first solo scene with Jenna after working with her in 3 ways in, "Conquest" and "Jinx". He starts off eating Jenna's pussy while Jenna is standing up, then Jenna goes down and gives him a nice blowjob, this is when Jenna really started coming into her own with giving head. Then we get Alex Sanders giving Jenna some doggie style and then a regular cowgirl position before Jenna strokes AS off all over her face. [read the full review]
Kobiata's
Jenna Ink Jenna Ink by Brad Armstrong Wicked DVD/ 1996/ 73 minutes DISC FEATURES Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single-sided Single Layer Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3 Audio: - English Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access Additional Features: - AVN Award Winners & Nominations - Trailers - Photo Gallery - Audio Bios Starring: Jenna Jameson, Alex Dane, Missy, Felecia, and Kia Synopsis: I did not know where this movie was going or even it had a plot so I will type down the company hype: "Sometimes it's worth suffering a little pain, especially when the lovely Jenna's dishing it out. She's the hottest tattoo artist in town, covering customers bodies with her wild creations. It doesn't take long before she starts fantasizing about her clients. Overall: This is a weak title and I don't understand why Jenna achieved such a massive audience. The only Jenna Jameson that has stood out where she turned out a good performance was from the My Plaything: Jenna Jameson DVD. DVD Quality: For a 199 [read the full review]
review from 7/4/2001:
Jenna Ink Jenna Ink by Brad Armstrong Wicked DVD/ 1996/ 73 minutes DISC FEATURES Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single-sided Single Layer Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3 Audio: - English Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access Additional Features: - AVN Award Winners & Nominations - Trailers - Photo Gallery - Audio Bios Starring: Jenna Jameson, Alex Dane, Missy, Felecia, and Kia Synopsis: I did not know where this movie was going or even it had a plot so I will type down the company hype: "Sometimes it's worth suffering a little pain, especially when the lovely Jenna's dishing it out. She's the hottest tattoo artist in town, covering customers bodies with her wild creations. It doesn't take long before she starts fantasizing about her clients. Overall: This is a weak title and I don't understand why Jenna achieved such a massive audience. The only Jenna Jameson that has stood out where she turned out a good performance was from the My Plaything: Jenna Jameson DVD. DVD Quality: For a 199 [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 73 min. Production Date: 6 / 18 / 1996 Director: Brad Armstrong (who also wrote the script with the help of Jenna Jameson) Cast: Jenna Jameson, Missy, Kia, Felecia, Alex Sanders, Brad Armstrong, Sean Rider, and Mickey G. Initial Expectations: Wicked, Jenna, and Brad Armstrong have made a great team so far, so Im expecting another very good DVD. Initial Reaction: Its a typical, well done, Brad Armstrong almost all sex feature but the DVD as a whole seems a little shy. Who Should Watch It : Couples, fans of Jenna and Brad Armstrong, and anybody who likes hot, slightly artistic sex. Anybody who enjoyed Pure should pick this up as soon as possible. Who Should Avoid It: Plot and hardcore fans. Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Wicked, the audio and video are great. This feature is almost five years old and looks and sounds better than many features released today. There are a few places in the feature that are blurry, but they appear to be deliberately blurry. [read the full review]
review from 5/11/2001:
Running Time: 73 min. Production Date: 6 / 18 / 1996 Director: Brad Armstrong (who also wrote the script with the help of Jenna Jameson) Cast: Jenna Jameson, Missy, Kia, Felecia, Alex Sanders, Brad Armstrong, Sean Rider, and Mickey G. Initial Expectations: Wicked, Jenna, and Brad Armstrong have made a great team so far, so Im expecting another very good DVD. Initial Reaction: Its a typical, well done, Brad Armstrong almost all sex feature but the DVD as a whole seems a little shy. Who Should Watch It : Couples, fans of Jenna and Brad Armstrong, and anybody who likes hot, slightly artistic sex. Anybody who enjoyed Pure should pick this up as soon as possible. Who Should Avoid It: Plot and hardcore fans. Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Wicked, the audio and video are great. This feature is almost five years old and looks and sounds better than many features released today. There are a few places in the feature that are blurry, but they appear to be deliberately blurry. [read the full review]
Bangkok Boobarella review summaries:
Evil_Rip's
Bangkok Boobarella Studio: Big Top Starring Female: Asia Carrera, Suzi Suzuki, Kellei, Kia, Minka Looks: Great looking Asian women. First Impression: Beautiful Asian women. Hey this was voted Best Asian movie of the year. It is also supposed to a great Big Titty movie! Oh how sad I was duped by this. Likes: Cute Asian Girls. Dislikes: This DVD. Not even Asias scenes can save this DVD. Talk about crap. Crappy story. Crappy dialogue. Boring Action. Jittery DVD. Bad Video Quality The Echo Audio effect It is like I see them talking but they dont say anything till their echoes show up. Review: Oh man was this a terrible DVD. It claims to be the best Asian movie of its year. If it really is the best Asian movie for the year it was released then those other movies must have sucked worse then used enema pipes. First off the plot was terrible, hey what was I expecting its a porno. So this guy is looking for an Asian woman with huge breasts to fill this big oversized bra he's found. He puts an ad out it the paper. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2001:
Bangkok Boobarella Studio: Big Top Starring Female: Asia Carrera, Suzi Suzuki, Kellei, Kia, Minka Looks: Great looking Asian women. First Impression: Beautiful Asian women. Hey this was voted Best Asian movie of the year. It is also supposed to a great Big Titty movie! Oh how sad I was duped by this. Likes: Cute Asian Girls. Dislikes: This DVD. Not even Asias scenes can save this DVD. Talk about crap. Crappy story. Crappy dialogue. Boring Action. Jittery DVD. Bad Video Quality The Echo Audio effect It is like I see them talking but they dont say anything till their echoes show up. Review: Oh man was this a terrible DVD. It claims to be the best Asian movie of its year. If it really is the best Asian movie for the year it was released then those other movies must have sucked worse then used enema pipes. First off the plot was terrible, hey what was I expecting its a porno. So this guy is looking for an Asian woman with huge breasts to fill this big oversized bra he's found. He puts an ad out it the paper. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Nick East, Bobby Vitale, Jeanna Fine, Peter North, Julian, Roxanne Hall, Felecia, Krista Maze, Serenity, Kia, Alec Metro, Jenteal, Yvonne, Brad Armstrong, Gerry Pike, Rebecca Lord, Taylor St. Clair, Jonathan Morgan, Olivia, Tammy Parks, Jessica James, Morgan Daniels, Ginger Hill
Studio: Ultimate
Release date: 4/24/2000
Erotic Visions (Ultimate) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: June 15, 1995 Director: Cameron Grant Cast: Felecia, Ginger Hill, Jeanna Fine, Jenteal, Jessica James, Kia, Krista Maze, Morgan Daniels, Olivia, Rebecca Lord, Roxanne Hall, Serenity, Tammy Parks, Taylor St. Clair, Yvonne, Alec Metro, Bobby Vitale, Brad Armstrong, Gerry Pike, Jonathan Morgan, Julian St. Jox, Nick East, and Peter North Initial Expectations: This cast gives me pretty good expectations! Initial Reaction: Its very artistic and quite hot! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting very artistic sex with a bit of variety Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting their sex quick and easy or who wants long, drawn out sex scenes Audio /Video Quality: Cameron Grant is well known for imitating Andrew Blake, and its all on full display here. Virtually every aspect of Erotic Visions is artistic. The talent is rarely heard in the movie, with the music providing most of the audio. The feature was shot on film, with means that the video shows some graininess. [read the full review]
review from 10/14/2003:
Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: June 15, 1995 Director: Cameron Grant Cast: Felecia, Ginger Hill, Jeanna Fine, Jenteal, Jessica James, Kia, Krista Maze, Morgan Daniels, Olivia, Rebecca Lord, Roxanne Hall, Serenity, Tammy Parks, Taylor St. Clair, Yvonne, Alec Metro, Bobby Vitale, Brad Armstrong, Gerry Pike, Jonathan Morgan, Julian St. Jox, Nick East, and Peter North Initial Expectations: This cast gives me pretty good expectations! Initial Reaction: Its very artistic and quite hot! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting very artistic sex with a bit of variety Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting their sex quick and easy or who wants long, drawn out sex scenes Audio /Video Quality: Cameron Grant is well known for imitating Andrew Blake, and its all on full display here. Virtually every aspect of Erotic Visions is artistic. The talent is rarely heard in the movie, with the music providing most of the audio. The feature was shot on film, with means that the video shows some graininess. [read the full review]
DeathIncarnate's
Writer, Director, Cinematographer : Cameron Grant Running Time : 89 Minutes Introduction : I like Cameron Grant's work for its pure style which, though derivative of Andrew Blake, stands on its own because he never forgets to put in some hot sex and more variety than Blake does in his rather dull pictures. That said, I always thought that 'Fantasy Chamber', the last Grant film I reviewed had some definite flaws, namely the bad special effects that ruined some scenes, and the hokey plot that should have been done awy with altogether.. [read the full review]
review from 10/8/2000:
Writer, Director, Cinematographer : Cameron Grant Running Time : 89 Minutes Introduction : I like Cameron Grant's work for its pure style which, though derivative of Andrew Blake, stands on its own because he never forgets to put in some hot sex and more variety than Blake does in his rather dull pictures. That said, I always thought that 'Fantasy Chamber', the last Grant film I reviewed had some definite flaws, namely the bad special effects that ruined some scenes, and the hokey plot that should have been done awy with altogether.. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Byron, Sindee Coxx, Rebecca Bardoux, Roxanne Hall, Kia, Alex Sanders, Alec Metro, Nicole Lace
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Norman
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
Generation X (Vivid) review summaries:
Darkmage's
The Plot: You know, its a pity to start a review on such a downer, but this is really the failing point of the movie. The movie is supposedly about our favorite perpetually confused generation, with no role models and no goals in life, right? Being a member of the tail end of Generation X myself, I was hoping that this movie would have some people my age doing the old what have I done with my life? routine in a coffee shop. (This would, of course, lead to sex in the coffee shop.) I dont know what I was thinking. Its a porn movie, for nogs sake. This movie is completely devoid of any plot whatsoever. There is dialogue, there is some semblance of time passing linearly, but thats about it. Our plot follows the adventures of some apartment dwellers as they go through one day. We start with Tom Byron annoying the hell out of his neighbor Roxanne Hall by blasting his stereo and playing on his air guitar. We set up the fact that she cant work while he plays his music. Then, we jump jarringly to a photo shoot of Nikole Lace and Sindee Coxx, who are performing for Alec Metro. [read the full review]
review from 2/11/2000:
The Plot: You know, its a pity to start a review on such a downer, but this is really the failing point of the movie. The movie is supposedly about our favorite perpetually confused generation, with no role models and no goals in life, right? Being a member of the tail end of Generation X myself, I was hoping that this movie would have some people my age doing the old what have I done with my life? routine in a coffee shop. (This would, of course, lead to sex in the coffee shop.) I dont know what I was thinking. Its a porn movie, for nogs sake. This movie is completely devoid of any plot whatsoever. There is dialogue, there is some semblance of time passing linearly, but thats about it. Our plot follows the adventures of some apartment dwellers as they go through one day. We start with Tom Byron annoying the hell out of his neighbor Roxanne Hall by blasting his stereo and playing on his air guitar. We set up the fact that she cant work while he plays his music. Then, we jump jarringly to a photo shoot of Nikole Lace and Sindee Coxx, who are performing for Alec Metro. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jill Kelly, Ian Daniels, Kyle Stone, Kia, Mike Horner, Marc Wallice, Morgan Ray, Raquel Lace, Paisley Hunter, Spantaneeus Xtasty
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 4/24/2000
Leather (New Machine) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 1996 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Jill Kelly, Kia, Morgan LeFay, Racquel Lace, Paisley Hunter, Spontaneous Xtasy, Mark Dick O Death Wallice, Mike Horner, Kyle Stone, and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: Due to the fetishwear aspect of the cover, Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its not too bad, waitaminute yes it is. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a movie about prostitutes where it looks like the girls are really looking forward to their check. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anything close to a fetish movie Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects show a bit of the movies age. The audio is okay. The balance and level vary during the movie from pretty good to making it hard to hear, with much more of it being the latter than the former. The video is about the same. Theres a bit of grain throughout the movie which seemed very reminiscent of VHS. The lighting varies beyond seeming like Mr. [read the full review]
review from 8/26/2003:
Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 1996 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Jill Kelly, Kia, Morgan LeFay, Racquel Lace, Paisley Hunter, Spontaneous Xtasy, Mark Dick O Death Wallice, Mike Horner, Kyle Stone, and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: Due to the fetishwear aspect of the cover, Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its not too bad, waitaminute yes it is. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a movie about prostitutes where it looks like the girls are really looking forward to their check. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anything close to a fetish movie Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects show a bit of the movies age. The audio is okay. The balance and level vary during the movie from pretty good to making it hard to hear, with much more of it being the latter than the former. The video is about the same. Theres a bit of grain throughout the movie which seemed very reminiscent of VHS. The lighting varies beyond seeming like Mr. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kobe Tai, Dave Hardman, Kia, Brooke Ashley, Sean Rider, China Lee, Dominique, Satomi, Jack Rider
Studio: Snatch Productions
Release date: 4/24/2000
Whoriental Snatch review summaries:
Evil_Rip's
Whoriental Snatch Studio: Snatch/Samurai Starring Female: Brooke Ashley China Lee Dave Hardman Dominique Jack Rider Kia Kobe Tai Satomi Sean Rider First Impression: Some cute Asian American Girls? Looks: well overall the women are great. Mr. Pixelation .. well if you dare to buy this.. youll see. Likes: Cute Girls. Dislikes: This DVD. Bad filiming. If I didnt know any better I would swear Ed Powers is involved with this somehow. False Advertising. Review: DVD says it has Kobe Tai in it, if it does then I didn't recognize her. False Advertising! This DVD is filled with Asian-American girls. Some are very attractive. Some are average looking. This DVD is plagued with bad video and audio quality. This is very bad gonzo! It was like a bunch of newbies were trying to film a porno. Hell there's a scene were the guy's face is pixellated! Like he didn't Want anyone to know who he is. If he didn't want to be in porn, then he shouldn't have done one. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2001:
Whoriental Snatch Studio: Snatch/Samurai Starring Female: Brooke Ashley China Lee Dave Hardman Dominique Jack Rider Kia Kobe Tai Satomi Sean Rider First Impression: Some cute Asian American Girls? Looks: well overall the women are great. Mr. Pixelation .. well if you dare to buy this.. youll see. Likes: Cute Girls. Dislikes: This DVD. Bad filiming. If I didnt know any better I would swear Ed Powers is involved with this somehow. False Advertising. Review: DVD says it has Kobe Tai in it, if it does then I didn't recognize her. False Advertising! This DVD is filled with Asian-American girls. Some are very attractive. Some are average looking. This DVD is plagued with bad video and audio quality. This is very bad gonzo! It was like a bunch of newbies were trying to film a porno. Hell there's a scene were the guy's face is pixellated! Like he didn't Want anyone to know who he is. If he didn't want to be in porn, then he shouldn't have done one. [read the full review]
(4.1 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Tom Byron, Missy, Kia, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Sahara Sands, Vince Vouyer, Brad Armstrong, Julie Rage, Claudio, Jenna Jameson, Alex Dane, Sean Rider
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Greg Steele, Brad Armstrong
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
Conquest (Digital Playground) review summaries:
All reviews of Conquest (Digital Playground)
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 112 min. Production Date: 4 / 24 / 1996 Director: Brad Armstrong and Greg Steele Cast: Jenna Jameson, Juli Ashton, Asia Carrera, Alex Dane, Julie Rage, Kia, Missy Sahara Sands, Shayla LaVeaux, Bobby Vitale, Mark Davis, Alex Sanders, Tom Byron, Mickey G., Vince Voyeur, Claudio, Sean Rider, and Brad Armstrong in sexual roles and E. Z. Ryder and plenty more in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im really looking forward to this one after all the great stuff Ive heard about it. Initial Reaction: Its beautiful, but not exactly deep (even for porn). Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting beautiful locations for sex or more group sex than one on one action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting more plot than scenery with their couples porn The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a bit of a mixed bag. Most of the time its nicely done and allows you to hear the dialogue clearly. [read the full review]
review from 2/15/2004:
The Little Details Running Time: 112 min. Production Date: 4 / 24 / 1996 Director: Brad Armstrong and Greg Steele Cast: Jenna Jameson, Juli Ashton, Asia Carrera, Alex Dane, Julie Rage, Kia, Missy Sahara Sands, Shayla LaVeaux, Bobby Vitale, Mark Davis, Alex Sanders, Tom Byron, Mickey G., Vince Voyeur, Claudio, Sean Rider, and Brad Armstrong in sexual roles and E. Z. Ryder and plenty more in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im really looking forward to this one after all the great stuff Ive heard about it. Initial Reaction: Its beautiful, but not exactly deep (even for porn). Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting beautiful locations for sex or more group sex than one on one action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting more plot than scenery with their couples porn The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a bit of a mixed bag. Most of the time its nicely done and allows you to hear the dialogue clearly. [read the full review]
Flash's
Conquest is a fun plot-based adult film that is sure to please fans of tamer sex and porn with a plot. The plot is more developed than most modern adult erotica boasting great sets and costumes. Some viewers may be turned off by the slow motion used in the sex scenes or the developed plot portions of the film. Due to the tame sex, couples audiences may find this film to be perfectly accessible. Viewers who hate a plot will probably find this film not to be of their liking. For those who think the film sounds good to them, I heartily recommend purchasing it as chances are you will find yourself re-watching this title. [read the full review]
review from 10/8/2002:
Conquest is a fun plot-based adult film that is sure to please fans of tamer sex and porn with a plot. The plot is more developed than most modern adult erotica boasting great sets and costumes. Some viewers may be turned off by the slow motion used in the sex scenes or the developed plot portions of the film. Due to the tame sex, couples audiences may find this film to be perfectly accessible. Viewers who hate a plot will probably find this film not to be of their liking. For those who think the film sounds good to them, I heartily recommend purchasing it as chances are you will find yourself re-watching this title. [read the full review]
Darkmage's
The Plot: Yep, not every great movie makes a whole hell of a lot of sense. Conquest is a good example. Our lovely tale of lust and torn bodices starts with a hanging. John "Dutch" is about to die for his crimes as a pirate. Sentenced to hang by his neck until dead (Does anyone just hang by the neck until uncomfortable?), John is rescued at the last second by his Captain, his fellow crewmen and the timely intervention of a chick with big tits. Naturally, no good deed goes unpunished, and we are treated to watching the crown prince (hilariously overplayed to perfection by somebody who deserved more credit) rant & rave about "Blackheart", our hero. Speaking of our hero, he and his crew are resting in the Batcave before setting sail. Captain Steubing receives a navigation chart and instructions to meet up with the rest of his crew at an uncharted island. Instead of thwacking the guy over the head for giving him a chart and instructions for an uncharted island, he wanders off to brood over the loss of his family. [read the full review]
review from 9/25/2000:
The Plot: Yep, not every great movie makes a whole hell of a lot of sense. Conquest is a good example. Our lovely tale of lust and torn bodices starts with a hanging. John "Dutch" is about to die for his crimes as a pirate. Sentenced to hang by his neck until dead (Does anyone just hang by the neck until uncomfortable?), John is rescued at the last second by his Captain, his fellow crewmen and the timely intervention of a chick with big tits. Naturally, no good deed goes unpunished, and we are treated to watching the crown prince (hilariously overplayed to perfection by somebody who deserved more credit) rant & rave about "Blackheart", our hero. Speaking of our hero, he and his crew are resting in the Batcave before setting sail. Captain Steubing receives a navigation chart and instructions to meet up with the rest of his crew at an uncharted island. Instead of thwacking the guy over the head for giving him a chart and instructions for an uncharted island, he wanders off to brood over the loss of his family. [read the full review]
