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Bare Behind Bars
Release date: 5/30/2006
Reviewed on: 3/14/2016 by Flash
Starring: Sidney, Edson, Marta Anderson, Nadia Destro, Maria Stella Splendore, Neide Ribeiro, Marcia Fraga, Danielle Ferrite, Serafim Gonzalez, Meiry Uleira, Sonia Regina, Marliane Gomes, Marli Palauro, Fatima Celebrini, Virginia Gil, Neide Carvalho, Sandra Carnezin, Yolanda Silva, Orlando Parolini, Felipe DiNardo, Maria da Paixao, Osmar Alves, Alair Norton, Abel Constancio, Deolinda Pinto, Waldemar Laurentino, Fabio Pinto, Romano Leao
Studio: Blue Underground
Directed by: Oswaldo De Oliveira
Review brief: Bare Behind Bars is an absolutely horrible film that has nothing to offer anyone unless they are die hard fans of the women in prison genre. There is no plot to the film, the acting is horrible, and there is only one hardcore scene in the film. Sadly there is just nothing good here. Blue Underground has given the film a great transfer but skimped heavily on the extras.
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Kelly the Coed 20: Frat Fucks
Release date: 3/4/2005
Reviewed on: 2/24/2016 by Flash
Starring: Rick Masters, Jay Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Kat, Candy Sweet, Nikki Blaze, Anthony Hardwood, Alec Knight, James Deen, Courtney Cummz, Riley Brooks
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Kelly the Coed Volume 20 is the last entry in Jim Powers' long running coed series. Each entry in the series kept getting progressively worse and worse managing to somehow make the one before it look more technically adept than it really was. This entry is no different. There is no real reason to view this title. Heatwave has done a mediocre job with the release as well.
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Mother - Daughter Lesbian Lessons 2
Release date: 12/9/2013
Reviewed on: 1/19/2016 by Dawg69
Starring: Tiffany Leigh, Elexis Monroe, Jodi West, Shay Fox, Callie Calypso, Carter Cruise, Katerina Kay
Studio: Forbidden Fruits Films
Directed by: Jay West
Review brief: Director & Camera man under impression that filming at a distance (not allowing viewer to see pussy munching) is erotic??? SKIP this crap!
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Kelly the Coed 18: Road Trip
Release date: 5/19/2004
Reviewed on: 1/11/2016 by Flash
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Dave Hardman, Alex Sanders, Johnny Thrust, Mark Vega, Scott Lyons, Eric Frost, Hollie Stevens, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Katie Alexander, Haley Paige
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Kelly the Coed 18 is another bad entry in the Kelly the Coed series that should have been axed a long time ago. Powers shows no real ambition with this series and like previous entries it is riddled with technical issues. Sadly this is just poor adult entertainment. Heatwave has done a decent job with this release.
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Mature Gloryhole Secrets
Release date: 11/25/2015
Reviewed on: 1/10/2016 by astroknight
Studio: Mature.NL
Review brief: This looks like it would be a good release for gloryhole fans, but only two of the six scenes would play fully for me. The technical aspects were decent and there's also no effort whatsoever put into the extras. Obviously this is a release to skip until its problems are fixed.
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Little Sisters / Powder Burns
Release date: 11/20/2015
Reviewed on: 12/29/2015 by Flash
Starring: Clair Dia, Tyler Reynolds, Barry Vane, Kim Pope, Dale Meador, Kandi Johnson, George S. McDonald
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Review brief: This release features what appear to be the two earliest feature films that Alex de Renzy made. It is great that Vinegar Syndrome has given a nice release to Little Sisters and Powder Burns but sadly neither of these films will likely appeal to most viewers.
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Baby Face (VCA)
Release date: 11/3/2009
Reviewed on: 12/21/2015 by Flash
Starring: Paul Thomas, Joey Silvera, John Leslie, Blair Harris, Linda Wong, Turk Lyon, Desiree West, Amber Hunt, Ken Scudder, Kristine Heller, Angela Haze, Sandy Pinney, Otis Sistrunk, Lyn Cuddles Malone, Dan Roberts, Molly Seagrim, Amber Rae, Rudy Graham, Carla Harwood, Lyn Malone, Kathryn Reed, Otis Sistruck
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Review brief: Baby Face is one of the best films that Alex de Renzy made with a good plot, some great sex scenes, and the weirdness that de Renzy tends to have in his older films. The VCA release sports a decent transfer but it is cut and has some significant audio problems.
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Kelly the Coed 15: PiPi Girls Rule
Release date: 8/16/2003
Reviewed on: 12/9/2015 by Flash
Starring: Dave Hardman, Rick Masters, Buck Adams, Jay Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Robbie James, Scott Lyons, Julie Night, Gen Padova, Alexis Malone, Alex Rox, Lyla Lei, Crystal Ray
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Kelly the Co-ed 15 brings us yet another new Kelly but the movie is the same old garbage that Jim Powers keeps recycling over and over and over again. As with most entries, this one is slightly worse than the one before it. Heatwave has done an acceptable job with the release.
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Kelly the Coed 14: Finals Week
Release date: 2/5/2003
Reviewed on: 12/4/2015 by Flash
Starring: Billy Glide, Byron Long, Joel Lawrence, Johnny Thrust, Sledge Hammer, Katie Morgan, Ashley Blue, Trent Tesoro, Gen Padova, Jasmine Lynn, Ben English, Jennifer Gold
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Kelly the Co-ed 14: Finals Week brings us yet another volume in the unending Kelly the Coed series with another new Kelly but no new ideas. If you have loved the rest of the series, this one is sure to please you as well. However, for most, this should be an easy title to skip. Heatwave has done an acceptable job with the release.
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Kelly the Coed 13: PiPi Girls Rule
Release date: 11/2/2003
Reviewed on: 12/3/2015 by Flash
Starring: Billy Glide, Johnny Thrust, Tony Martino, Noname Jane, Amythiest, Pierre, Lea de Mae, T.J. Cummings, Flick Shagwell, Mr. Pete, Katie Morgan, Angel Long, Dave Pounder, Ekzavir Falcon Wray
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Kelly the Coed Part 13: Pi Pi Girls Rule is the second entry to feature Noname Jane as the titular Kelly. While this series has never strived for anything great, or even mediocre for that matter, this entry lowers the bar yet a little further down for future entries. Heatwave has not done an impressive job with the release on DVD.
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Kelly the Coed 9
Release date: 12/24/2002
Reviewed on: 11/27/2015 by Flash
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Steve Taylor [I], Sierra, Joel Lawrence, Mark Vega, Sophie Evans, Princess, Jason McCain, Kate Frost, Trinity Max, Guisseppe, Toni Ribas
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Kelly the Coed Part 9 is one of the lower points within this series that doesn't set the bar very high. The sex scenes aren't bad, but the story is worse than normal. Even fans of the series might want to consider passing on this one.
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Kelly the Coed 6: Double Secret Probation
Release date: 7/10/2002
Reviewed on: 11/17/2015 by Flash
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Chris Cannon, Rod Fontana, Gina Ryder, Erik Everhard, Kianna Bradley, Jay Ashley, Tony Martino, Mark Vega, Briana Banks, Guisseppe, Cloey Adams
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Kelly the Coed Part 6: Double Secret Probation is a new low for the Kelly the Coed series from Heatwave. Not only is this effort lazier than previous entries, significant portions of the movie have portions of the screen removed with purposely done pixelated out portions of the screen. Heatwave has done a lackluster job with the release to boot.
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Chrissy the Campus Slut
Release date: 3/20/2002
Reviewed on: 11/9/2015 by Flash
Starring: Billy Glide, Allysin Chaynes, Brian Surewood, Rick Masters, Claudia, Mickey G., Pebbles, Joel Lawrence, Mark Vega, Scott Lyons, T.J. Cummings, Summer Storm, Sabrina Jade, Brett Rockman
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Chrissy the Campus Slut, a spin-off of the Kelly the Coed series, is sadly a bad adult feature movie. It follows the same formula as the movies that have come prior in the series. The movie is poorly shot and was obviously quickly put together. Do yourself a favor and pass on this one and rewatch the original.
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Blood Lake
Release date: 10/13/2006
Reviewed on: 10/27/2015 by Flash
Starring: John E. Depth, Tyler Houston, Tasha Todd, India Summer, Sandy Simmers, C.J. Summers, Bobby Banger, Dick Chibbles, CJ Summers, Bobby Bang, David Law, Dan Holmes
Studio: VCA
Directed by: C.L. Gregory
Review brief: Blood Lake has nothing to offer any viewers. It is an utter failure at being a horror movie and it is an utter failure at being an adult entertainment movie. I can't recommend this movie to anyone. The lack of extras and problem with the transfer make this release an easy pass.
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Hard Gore (Alpha Blue Archives)
Release date: 2/20/2006
Reviewed on: 10/19/2015 by Flash
Starring: John Seeman, Turk Lyon, Joan Devlon, Dianne Galke, Justina Lynn, David Book, Toni Scott
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Directed by: Michel Hugo
Review brief: Hardgore is an extremely bizarre film that attempts to mix horror, gore, and hardcore sex and isn't very successful at any of these tasks. The film looks cheap, rushed, and often makes absolutely no sense, alienating any viewer that attempts to watch and comprehend it. This is not a film I can recommend to anyone. Alpha Blue Archives has an acceptable print for those willing to give the film a chance.
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Not Another Low Budget Porn Movie
Release date: 11/2/2007
Reviewed on: 10/14/2015 by Flash
Starring: Ron Jeremy, Summer Haze
Studio: 1st Strike
Review brief: Not Another Low Budget Porn Movie is a completely unremarkable adult movie that generally serves no purpose. If the movie was trying to be amusing, it completely failed. In trying to create the low budget porn movie feel, the sex scenes themselves are diminished to the point of making this truly bad porn.
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...and Then Came Eve
Release date: 4/8/2010
Reviewed on: 10/14/2015 by Flash
Starring: Ane Task, Olga Davis, Carl Rossi, Tim Bale
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Jim Harn
Review brief: ...And Then Came Eve is a mess of an adult film from the mid-70s. If there was a coherent plot at any point in its existence, it has long since been removed from the film. While the sex scenes aren't bad, the utter incompetency behind the creation of the film and the lackluster release from VCX makes this an easy film to skip.
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Scarlette's Family Affairs
Release date: 8/28/2014
Reviewed on: 10/10/2015 by Flash
Starring: Lexi Leigh, Jessica Robbin, Scarlette Rose, JW Ties
Studio: Desperate Pleasures
Review brief: Scarlette's Family Affairs appears to be several shot for the internet scenes collected together and loosely connected with narrative footage now being presented as a feature movie. The total lack of character development removes the taboo nature that the movie intends to depict and slipshod shooting of the movie removes any potential that the movie might have had. This is an easy title to pass on.
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Best Of Cuckold Fantasies
Release date: 5/7/2015
Reviewed on: 7/11/2015 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Naomi, Frank Towers, Sammy, Harmony Rose, Savannah Stern, Amanda Emino, Freddy Baxter, Mentally Ill Dude
Studio: Roman Video
Directed by: Romulus
Review brief: This "Best of" collection lasts only an hour over 4 scenes.
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Brazilian Facesitting Orgy
Release date: 6/5/2014
Reviewed on: 1/20/2015 by astroknight
Starring: Monica Mattos, Sabrina Lins, Dino Miranda
Studio: Roman Video
Directed by: Romulus
Review brief: This one doesn't even come close to delivering what the title suggests other than featuring Brazilian talent. The facesitting is light and limited and there's only three people in the entire movie. The technical aspects are weak, there's no effort put into the extras, and it's a ten year old movie that's re-released at the same price point as new releases. Skip this one without worrying.
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Private Pleasures Of John Holmes, The (Gentlemans Video)
Release date: 11/9/2004
Reviewed on: 8/6/2014 by Flash
Starring: John Holmes, Johnny Dawes, Victor Young, Jerry Davis, Chris Burns, Joey Yale, Abdul, Chi Chi, Max Corral, Rocky DiAngelo, Colby Douglas, Lee Jones, Doug Raymond, Jerry Thomas
Studio: Gentleman's
Directed by: J.J. English
Review brief: The Private Pleasures of John Holmes is notable because it is the only gay film to have starred John Holmes. Because of this, straight and gay oriented viewers may find some curiosity in the title, however because of the cheap nature of the film, John Holmes' obvious lack of enjoyment, and poor transfer, I can't recommend this release for anyone.
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Married But Horny 2
Release date: 7/17/2014
Reviewed on: 8/4/2014 by astroknight
Starring: Nick Lang, Daria Glower, Csoky Ice, J.J., Jessica Moore, Sabina K., Jason Novak, Dionne Darling
Studio: Swank Digital
Review brief: You can pass this release by without worrying much. The scenes have all been released on other DVDs recently and have nothing to do with the theme put forward by the title. The technical aspects go from being skewed and making one's eyes hurt to looking decent and you don't get all the extras listed on the cover. This is a very disappointing release.
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Anal First Timers (Deperate Pleasures)
Release date: 6/26/2014
Reviewed on: 7/29/2014 by astroknight
Starring: Krysten Coxx, Terra Coxx, Penny Jean, Emma Evins, JW Ties
Studio: Desperate Pleasures
Review brief: With bad camera work, horrible audio, lackluster editing, and one of the four girls unable to finish her scene, there isn't a lot to like here. Emma Evins is cute and does a good job, but the lack of skill behind the camera holds back her scene as well. Pass this one by without a worry.
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Mama Said Cum Inside
Release date: 8/2/2013
Reviewed on: 4/30/2014 by astroknight
Starring: Dino Bravo, Otto Bauer, Seth Dickens, Carrie Ann, June Summers, Phoenix Marie, Persia Monir
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Review brief: Pass this one buy. In addition to masquerading as a new creampie release, three of the four scenes appear to be fake creampies and the fourth is a pop on the pussy with no evidence of cum ever going internally. The technical aspects are a bit on the weak side and there's no effort put into the extras. This should be an easy release to skip.
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Farrah 2: Backdoor and More
Release date: 2/25/2014
Reviewed on: 4/26/2014 by Captain Jack
Starring: James Deen, Farrah Abraham
Studio: Vivid
Review brief: Farrah Abraham is the infamous Teen Mom from MTV lore. She supposedly make a private tape that got released by Vivid. Most people, myself included, belief she got paid by Vivid to do a porn. That’s alright, there’s no shame in that. Yet Farrah Abraham keeps insisting that she hired James Deen out of her own money for a private tape. OK, whatever. Last year’s sensation was one of the best sellers of the year and Vivid had some extra footage that they’re releasing in this edition.
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Release date: 5/30/2006
Reviewed on: 3/14/2016 by Flash
Starring: Sidney, Edson, Marta Anderson, Nadia Destro, Maria Stella Splendore, Neide Ribeiro, Marcia Fraga, Danielle Ferrite, Serafim Gonzalez, Meiry Uleira, Sonia Regina, Marliane Gomes, Marli Palauro, Fatima Celebrini, Virginia Gil, Neide Carvalho, Sandra Carnezin, Yolanda Silva, Orlando Parolini, Felipe DiNardo, Maria da Paixao, Osmar Alves, Alair Norton, Abel Constancio, Deolinda Pinto, Waldemar Laurentino, Fabio Pinto, Romano Leao
Studio: Blue Underground
Directed by: Oswaldo De Oliveira
Review brief: Bare Behind Bars is an absolutely horrible film that has nothing to offer anyone unless they are die hard fans of the women in prison genre. There is no plot to the film, the acting is horrible, and there is only one hardcore scene in the film. Sadly there is just nothing good here. Blue Underground has given the film a great transfer but skimped heavily on the extras.
read the complete review
Release date: 3/4/2005
Reviewed on: 2/24/2016 by Flash
Starring: Rick Masters, Jay Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Kat, Candy Sweet, Nikki Blaze, Anthony Hardwood, Alec Knight, James Deen, Courtney Cummz, Riley Brooks
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Kelly the Coed Volume 20 is the last entry in Jim Powers' long running coed series. Each entry in the series kept getting progressively worse and worse managing to somehow make the one before it look more technically adept than it really was. This entry is no different. There is no real reason to view this title. Heatwave has done a mediocre job with the release as well.
read the complete review
Release date: 12/9/2013
Reviewed on: 1/19/2016 by Dawg69
Starring: Tiffany Leigh, Elexis Monroe, Jodi West, Shay Fox, Callie Calypso, Carter Cruise, Katerina Kay
Studio: Forbidden Fruits Films
Directed by: Jay West
Review brief: Director & Camera man under impression that filming at a distance (not allowing viewer to see pussy munching) is erotic??? SKIP this crap!
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Release date: 5/19/2004
Reviewed on: 1/11/2016 by Flash
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Dave Hardman, Alex Sanders, Johnny Thrust, Mark Vega, Scott Lyons, Eric Frost, Hollie Stevens, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Katie Alexander, Haley Paige
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Kelly the Coed 18 is another bad entry in the Kelly the Coed series that should have been axed a long time ago. Powers shows no real ambition with this series and like previous entries it is riddled with technical issues. Sadly this is just poor adult entertainment. Heatwave has done a decent job with this release.
read the complete review
Release date: 11/25/2015
Reviewed on: 1/10/2016 by astroknight
Studio: Mature.NL
Review brief: This looks like it would be a good release for gloryhole fans, but only two of the six scenes would play fully for me. The technical aspects were decent and there's also no effort whatsoever put into the extras. Obviously this is a release to skip until its problems are fixed.
read the complete review
Release date: 11/20/2015
Reviewed on: 12/29/2015 by Flash
Starring: Clair Dia, Tyler Reynolds, Barry Vane, Kim Pope, Dale Meador, Kandi Johnson, George S. McDonald
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Review brief: This release features what appear to be the two earliest feature films that Alex de Renzy made. It is great that Vinegar Syndrome has given a nice release to Little Sisters and Powder Burns but sadly neither of these films will likely appeal to most viewers.
read the complete review
Release date: 11/3/2009
Reviewed on: 12/21/2015 by Flash
Starring: Paul Thomas, Joey Silvera, John Leslie, Blair Harris, Linda Wong, Turk Lyon, Desiree West, Amber Hunt, Ken Scudder, Kristine Heller, Angela Haze, Sandy Pinney, Otis Sistrunk, Lyn Cuddles Malone, Dan Roberts, Molly Seagrim, Amber Rae, Rudy Graham, Carla Harwood, Lyn Malone, Kathryn Reed, Otis Sistruck
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Review brief: Baby Face is one of the best films that Alex de Renzy made with a good plot, some great sex scenes, and the weirdness that de Renzy tends to have in his older films. The VCA release sports a decent transfer but it is cut and has some significant audio problems.
read the complete review
Release date: 8/16/2003
Reviewed on: 12/9/2015 by Flash
Starring: Dave Hardman, Rick Masters, Buck Adams, Jay Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Robbie James, Scott Lyons, Julie Night, Gen Padova, Alexis Malone, Alex Rox, Lyla Lei, Crystal Ray
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Kelly the Co-ed 15 brings us yet another new Kelly but the movie is the same old garbage that Jim Powers keeps recycling over and over and over again. As with most entries, this one is slightly worse than the one before it. Heatwave has done an acceptable job with the release.
read the complete review
Release date: 2/5/2003
Reviewed on: 12/4/2015 by Flash
Starring: Billy Glide, Byron Long, Joel Lawrence, Johnny Thrust, Sledge Hammer, Katie Morgan, Ashley Blue, Trent Tesoro, Gen Padova, Jasmine Lynn, Ben English, Jennifer Gold
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Kelly the Co-ed 14: Finals Week brings us yet another volume in the unending Kelly the Coed series with another new Kelly but no new ideas. If you have loved the rest of the series, this one is sure to please you as well. However, for most, this should be an easy title to skip. Heatwave has done an acceptable job with the release.
read the complete review
Release date: 11/2/2003
Reviewed on: 12/3/2015 by Flash
Starring: Billy Glide, Johnny Thrust, Tony Martino, Noname Jane, Amythiest, Pierre, Lea de Mae, T.J. Cummings, Flick Shagwell, Mr. Pete, Katie Morgan, Angel Long, Dave Pounder, Ekzavir Falcon Wray
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Kelly the Coed Part 13: Pi Pi Girls Rule is the second entry to feature Noname Jane as the titular Kelly. While this series has never strived for anything great, or even mediocre for that matter, this entry lowers the bar yet a little further down for future entries. Heatwave has not done an impressive job with the release on DVD.
read the complete review
Release date: 12/24/2002
Reviewed on: 11/27/2015 by Flash
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Steve Taylor [I], Sierra, Joel Lawrence, Mark Vega, Sophie Evans, Princess, Jason McCain, Kate Frost, Trinity Max, Guisseppe, Toni Ribas
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Kelly the Coed Part 9 is one of the lower points within this series that doesn't set the bar very high. The sex scenes aren't bad, but the story is worse than normal. Even fans of the series might want to consider passing on this one.
read the complete review
Release date: 7/10/2002
Reviewed on: 11/17/2015 by Flash
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Chris Cannon, Rod Fontana, Gina Ryder, Erik Everhard, Kianna Bradley, Jay Ashley, Tony Martino, Mark Vega, Briana Banks, Guisseppe, Cloey Adams
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Kelly the Coed Part 6: Double Secret Probation is a new low for the Kelly the Coed series from Heatwave. Not only is this effort lazier than previous entries, significant portions of the movie have portions of the screen removed with purposely done pixelated out portions of the screen. Heatwave has done a lackluster job with the release to boot.
read the complete review
Release date: 3/20/2002
Reviewed on: 11/9/2015 by Flash
Starring: Billy Glide, Allysin Chaynes, Brian Surewood, Rick Masters, Claudia, Mickey G., Pebbles, Joel Lawrence, Mark Vega, Scott Lyons, T.J. Cummings, Summer Storm, Sabrina Jade, Brett Rockman
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Chrissy the Campus Slut, a spin-off of the Kelly the Coed series, is sadly a bad adult feature movie. It follows the same formula as the movies that have come prior in the series. The movie is poorly shot and was obviously quickly put together. Do yourself a favor and pass on this one and rewatch the original.
read the complete review
Release date: 10/13/2006
Reviewed on: 10/27/2015 by Flash
Starring: John E. Depth, Tyler Houston, Tasha Todd, India Summer, Sandy Simmers, C.J. Summers, Bobby Banger, Dick Chibbles, CJ Summers, Bobby Bang, David Law, Dan Holmes
Studio: VCA
Directed by: C.L. Gregory
Review brief: Blood Lake has nothing to offer any viewers. It is an utter failure at being a horror movie and it is an utter failure at being an adult entertainment movie. I can't recommend this movie to anyone. The lack of extras and problem with the transfer make this release an easy pass.
read the complete review
Release date: 2/20/2006
Reviewed on: 10/19/2015 by Flash
Starring: John Seeman, Turk Lyon, Joan Devlon, Dianne Galke, Justina Lynn, David Book, Toni Scott
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Directed by: Michel Hugo
Review brief: Hardgore is an extremely bizarre film that attempts to mix horror, gore, and hardcore sex and isn't very successful at any of these tasks. The film looks cheap, rushed, and often makes absolutely no sense, alienating any viewer that attempts to watch and comprehend it. This is not a film I can recommend to anyone. Alpha Blue Archives has an acceptable print for those willing to give the film a chance.
read the complete review
Release date: 11/2/2007
Reviewed on: 10/14/2015 by Flash
Starring: Ron Jeremy, Summer Haze
Studio: 1st Strike
Review brief: Not Another Low Budget Porn Movie is a completely unremarkable adult movie that generally serves no purpose. If the movie was trying to be amusing, it completely failed. In trying to create the low budget porn movie feel, the sex scenes themselves are diminished to the point of making this truly bad porn.
read the complete review
Release date: 4/8/2010
Reviewed on: 10/14/2015 by Flash
Starring: Ane Task, Olga Davis, Carl Rossi, Tim Bale
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Jim Harn
Review brief: ...And Then Came Eve is a mess of an adult film from the mid-70s. If there was a coherent plot at any point in its existence, it has long since been removed from the film. While the sex scenes aren't bad, the utter incompetency behind the creation of the film and the lackluster release from VCX makes this an easy film to skip.
read the complete review
Release date: 8/28/2014
Reviewed on: 10/10/2015 by Flash
Starring: Lexi Leigh, Jessica Robbin, Scarlette Rose, JW Ties
Studio: Desperate Pleasures
Review brief: Scarlette's Family Affairs appears to be several shot for the internet scenes collected together and loosely connected with narrative footage now being presented as a feature movie. The total lack of character development removes the taboo nature that the movie intends to depict and slipshod shooting of the movie removes any potential that the movie might have had. This is an easy title to pass on.
read the complete review
Release date: 5/7/2015
Reviewed on: 7/11/2015 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Naomi, Frank Towers, Sammy, Harmony Rose, Savannah Stern, Amanda Emino, Freddy Baxter, Mentally Ill Dude
Studio: Roman Video
Directed by: Romulus
Review brief: This "Best of" collection lasts only an hour over 4 scenes.
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Release date: 6/5/2014
Reviewed on: 1/20/2015 by astroknight
Starring: Monica Mattos, Sabrina Lins, Dino Miranda
Studio: Roman Video
Directed by: Romulus
Review brief: This one doesn't even come close to delivering what the title suggests other than featuring Brazilian talent. The facesitting is light and limited and there's only three people in the entire movie. The technical aspects are weak, there's no effort put into the extras, and it's a ten year old movie that's re-released at the same price point as new releases. Skip this one without worrying.
read the complete review
Release date: 11/9/2004
Reviewed on: 8/6/2014 by Flash
Starring: John Holmes, Johnny Dawes, Victor Young, Jerry Davis, Chris Burns, Joey Yale, Abdul, Chi Chi, Max Corral, Rocky DiAngelo, Colby Douglas, Lee Jones, Doug Raymond, Jerry Thomas
Studio: Gentleman's
Directed by: J.J. English
Review brief: The Private Pleasures of John Holmes is notable because it is the only gay film to have starred John Holmes. Because of this, straight and gay oriented viewers may find some curiosity in the title, however because of the cheap nature of the film, John Holmes' obvious lack of enjoyment, and poor transfer, I can't recommend this release for anyone.
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Release date: 7/17/2014
Reviewed on: 8/4/2014 by astroknight
Starring: Nick Lang, Daria Glower, Csoky Ice, J.J., Jessica Moore, Sabina K., Jason Novak, Dionne Darling
Studio: Swank Digital
Review brief: You can pass this release by without worrying much. The scenes have all been released on other DVDs recently and have nothing to do with the theme put forward by the title. The technical aspects go from being skewed and making one's eyes hurt to looking decent and you don't get all the extras listed on the cover. This is a very disappointing release.
read the complete review
Release date: 6/26/2014
Reviewed on: 7/29/2014 by astroknight
Starring: Krysten Coxx, Terra Coxx, Penny Jean, Emma Evins, JW Ties
Studio: Desperate Pleasures
Review brief: With bad camera work, horrible audio, lackluster editing, and one of the four girls unable to finish her scene, there isn't a lot to like here. Emma Evins is cute and does a good job, but the lack of skill behind the camera holds back her scene as well. Pass this one by without a worry.
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Release date: 8/2/2013
Reviewed on: 4/30/2014 by astroknight
Starring: Dino Bravo, Otto Bauer, Seth Dickens, Carrie Ann, June Summers, Phoenix Marie, Persia Monir
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Review brief: Pass this one buy. In addition to masquerading as a new creampie release, three of the four scenes appear to be fake creampies and the fourth is a pop on the pussy with no evidence of cum ever going internally. The technical aspects are a bit on the weak side and there's no effort put into the extras. This should be an easy release to skip.
read the complete review
Release date: 2/25/2014
Reviewed on: 4/26/2014 by Captain Jack
Starring: James Deen, Farrah Abraham
Studio: Vivid
Review brief: Farrah Abraham is the infamous Teen Mom from MTV lore. She supposedly make a private tape that got released by Vivid. Most people, myself included, belief she got paid by Vivid to do a porn. That’s alright, there’s no shame in that. Yet Farrah Abraham keeps insisting that she hired James Deen out of her own money for a private tape. OK, whatever. Last year’s sensation was one of the best sellers of the year and Vivid had some extra footage that they’re releasing in this edition.
read the complete review