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Raquel Released
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/10/2001 by Comet Man
Starring: Tom Chapman, Trixie Tyler, Racquel Darrian, Bianca Trump, Woody Long, Jon Dough, Cherise, Miyaki, Derek Lane
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: I remembered why I hated Vivid videos. Here's their formula: - make a nice looking sexy video cover w/ nice picture quality (which you'll never see on the DVD, even in the screenshots) - throw in lots of old video clips as "bonus" material (the video quality sucks on the preview/bonus clips as well) - recycle VHS tapes into DVDs (can't explain the video quality otherwise) Anyways, I used to be a big Racquel Darrian fan. She has an amazing body (I think she still does through all the graininess of the video) and a nice face. Picked this up through a trade to see if Vivid was any better than it used to be. Racquel walks into a club where another girl is flirting w/ the guys. She and this girl end up having sex in front of all the guys. The bar is dark and that screws up the video quality. Guy at bar picks both girls up and brings them to his love shack (actually, decked out basement with really dark lighting) where his friends are all having sex. Girls get turned on and have sex w/ the guys there.
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Superstars of Porn 12: Allysa (Pleasure)
Release date: 3/27/2001
Reviewed on: 11/25/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Candy Vegas, Alyssa Allure, Elena, Angela, John Strong, Kimi, Doomy Moore, Penelope Pumpkins, Eve Adams
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Stefan Rossini
Review brief: Running Time: 104 min. (cover states 2 hours) Production Date: 10 / 1998 Director: Stefan Rossini Cast: Allyssa Allure, Candy Vegas, Angela, Elena, Doomy Moore, Penelope Pumpkins, Eve Adams, Kimi-G, and John Strong Initial Expectations: This appears to be a compilation, which normally arent very well done. Initial Reaction: Theres almost nothing alluring about it. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Allyssa Allure and all girl groups Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes technical qualities from average on up Audio /Video Quality: The technical qualities pretty much suck from the start. The audio is fairly clear, but dubbed worse than Japanese monster movies for the first scene. Thankfully, the dubbing gets closer later in the feature, but still doesnt seem right. The audio also isnt balanced that well, has quite a few parts that you cant hear, and frequently suffers from outside noise in the outdoor scenes.
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Window Peepers
Release date: 7/5/2001
Reviewed on: 11/18/2001 by leakypickle
Studio: Candid Cam
Review brief: DO NOT BE FOOLED! I really enjoy collecting features of women caught (unknowingly and/or publicly) naked or in sexual situations. When it comes to the category of voyeurism, REAL material seems hard to find. This feature is no exception. The back of the movie says "Is a voyeur collection of some of the best hidden footage ever captured. All real and uncut - All hidden spy cams" and "All hidden footage is sent in from amateur photographers from around the world!" As any fan of true voyeurism knows, the thrill is in seeing a woman naked/being sexual when she is absolutely unaware. Most (if not all) of the material in this one is staged. Here's what I mean: 9 times out of 10, a guy is standing directly in front of a woman's window, while she's looking in his direction. There were times when you could see a shadow of the cameraman against the home he was walking toward (probably to make it seem authentic). In other words, light is shining on him while he's standing in the window recording, supposedly hidden.
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Le Fruit Defendu
Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 11/9/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Yves Callas, Yoko, Christof, Alban Ceray, Claire Forestier, Sylvie Scott, Helene Shirley, Marianne Aubert, Marie-Christine Chireix
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Jean Luc Brunet
Review brief: Running Time: 76 min. Production Date: pre - 03 Jul 1995 Director: Jean Luc Brunet Cast: Patricia Violet, Yoko, Helene Shirley, Yves Callas, Christine Glenne, Alban Ceray, Claire Forestier, Sylvie Scott, and Cristoff Initial Expectations: Ive had very mixed results with Plums foreign releases, so I dont really know what to expect. Initial Reaction: Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a midway point between Skinimax and porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for what feels like a full porno Audio /Video Quality: The English audio for the feature is dubbed, and although clear, shows why many people hate dubbing. It has absolutely no soul whatsoever. The video is about what one would expect from a movie from the early nineties. It has a little grain and looks about like a normal VHS picture. Music: The music tries to have a very romantic style, which would normally help out couples movies. Sadly, it feels very cheap here, like somebody added it in by placing an old boombox near one of the microphones.
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Traces of Love
Release date: 5/19/2000
Reviewed on: 11/3/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Temptress, Chris Cannon, T.J. Hart, Elle Devyne, Tabitha Stevens, Taylor Moore, Autumn Hayes
Studio: Dreamland
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 10 / 21 / 1999 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Tabitha Stevens, T. J. Hart, Temptress, Taylor Moore, Elle Devyne, Autumn Haze, and Chris Cannon Initial Expectations: I havent heard anything about this one but a lot of the cast are normally worth watching. Initial Reaction: Its extremely hard to watch unless its being fast forwarded or the sound is muted. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesnt have volume on their TV Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks the sounds should match the pictures and anybody who doesnt like Chris Cannon Audio /Video Quality: Although the picture and audio are clear, I think Helen Keller could synch the audio and video better. You can take this one of two ways, either by her being deaf or dead. It doesnt really matter since the audio is off by about ten seconds. Even Godzilla would be pissed at this! Music: The music is very typical and ranges from being a little too loud to very nicely balanced. Menus: The menus are very poor.
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Pirate Video Deluxe 12: Perversions of the Damned
Release date: 1/1/2000
Reviewed on: 10/25/2001 by scipio
Starring: Billy Glide, Dizzy Blonde, Anastasia Blue, Harmony Grant, Allysin Embers, Alexis Amore
Studio: Private
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: I'll be somewhat brief with this one.. no scene by scene breakdown. Largely because I sold the thing off two weeks ago, so I'm writing from memory. Apologies in advance for that, but that says something in itself. Female Cast: Alexandra Nice, Alexis Amore, Allysin Embers, Amber Michaels, Olivia, Harmony Grant. DVD Stuff: Pretty much standard fare for a Private disc. Nicely animated menus, previews, still gallery, internet stuff I need a dvd-rom to look at. The video -quality- is quite good, but the production/lighting is overall poor, which is why I have given this DVD a middling AV quality score. The Feature: Massive Disappointment here - The covergirl Olivia is only in one scene, - an orgy and she (like most of the cast) is hidden by poor lighting and average editing. You get a better look at her on the front and back covers sadly. The female cast were almost all very attractive, and wasted in an overall very poor film. Frank Thring usually comes through with quality work but not this time.
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John Holmes: The King of X (Taboo)
Release date: 10/31/2000
Reviewed on: 10/15/2001 by andyblake
Starring: John Holmes
Studio: Taboo
Review brief: This is a complete mess. The menu indicates that there are ten scenes, but there are nowhere near ten complete scenes. There's only one decent length, watchable scene in the whole movie. This DVD consists mostly of scraps and fragments, and the video quality is appalling. Its not that the transfer is especially bad, it's just that the footage looks like it was shot in the silent era. Old, scratchy, blurry, most of it was probably shot in or before 1974. The women, with a couple of exceptions, are downright skanky.
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Virgin Pink 8
Release date: 9/27/2001
Reviewed on: 10/13/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: Star, Angel Cummings, Apache, Roxy Demoore, Zack Miles, Brock, Kandis Kelly, Punkie, Chelsey Red, Chris Wayne
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Angel Cummings
Review brief: Each scene opens with an interview. I will give a very brief breakdown of the scenes. SCENE ONE : Kandis and guy. The guy looks like a bad 80s hair band member, with the haircut he has. Guy goes down on her, guy fucks her pussy. Then the guy fucks her ass, and fucks her pussy again. Guy gets bj and cums on her mouth. SCENE TWO : Apache and guy. Guy goes down on girl and fucks her pussy. She gives bj, another girl walks on camera and goes down on her. Guy uses toy on Apache. Other girl comes back with strap- on and fucks her pussy. Guy cums. SCENE THREE : Punkie and guy. Guy goes down on her She gives bj. They fuck, then she gives guy another bj, more sex follows. Now she gets it in her ass, they do a 69, more anal. Guy cums. SCENE FOUR : Star and girl. Girl goes down on Star. Girl gets dildo. Star goes down on girl. Pretty much the same goes on for rest of scene. SCENE FIVE : Roxy and guy. Guy goes down on her. He fucks her, then the guy gets rimmed. Guy gets dildo, guy cums in her mouth. SCENE SIX : Chelsey and guy.
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Filthy Fuckers 204 & 205
Release date: 7/5/2001
Reviewed on: 10/5/2001 by Rieekan
Starring: Ian Daniels, Kaitlyn Ashley, Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Missy, Alex Sanders, Christi Lake, Earl Slate, Mr. Marcus, Julian St. Jox, Maren Beautte, Erik Everhard, Tony Eveready, Guy DiSilva, Amber Michaels, Peach, Tera Patrick, Dayton Rains, Lee, Nancy Vee, Anastasia Blue, Bridgette Kerkove, Charlie Angel, Shelbee Myne, Harley Rayne, Gabriella Gotti
Studio: Zane
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Various. * DURATION: >120mins (no time code!) * FEMMES: [FF204] Anastasia Blue, Bridgette Kerkove, Christi Lake, Dayton Rains, Lee, Maren Beaute, Nancy Vee, Peach & Shelbee Myne. [FF205] Amber Michaels, Bridgette Kerkove, Charlie Angel, Christy Lake, Gabriella Gotti, Harley Rains, Kaitlyn Ashley, Missy & Tera Patrick. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #14 Filthy Fuckers 204-205. The search for a decent raincoater goes on. I do like plot porn (the brain is definitely the most erotic organ) but if the story is going to be pretentious or poorly done, its best not to bother at all. This double feature was free after some teething troubles with fivestardvd; the problem was resolved with great mention-worthy customer service. I looked forward to seeing Bridgette Kerkove, Kaitlyn Ashley, Nancy Vee, Shelbee Myne and Tera Patrick in action, but unsurprisingly the second half of the DVD (Filthy Fuckers 205) wouldnt play on my computer.
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Limousine Confessions
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/4/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Brick Majors, Brittany Andrews, Inari Vachs, Temptress, Earl Slate, Alexandra Nice, Tabitha Stevens, Coral Sands, Damien Michaels, Andrew Youngman, Envy, Bridgette Kerkove, Terri Starr
Studio: Knob Ryder
Directed by: Damien Michaels
Review brief: Running Time: 83 min. (according to RAME since its hard to tell with half a time code) Production Date: 5 / 12 / 1999 Director: Damien Michaels Cast: Alexandra Nice, Tabitha Stevens, Brittany Andrews, Temptress, Envy, Terri Starr, Inari Vachs, Bridgette Kerkove, Coral Sands, Brick Majors, Earl Slate, Damien Michaels, and Andrew Youngman Initial Expectations: So far, Knob Ryder has done for DVDs reputations the same thing toads did for warts several hundred years ago. Even with this great of a female cast I dont have much hope. Initial Reaction: I confess that after this I dont really care if I see many more Knob / Ryder DVDs. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the stars Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes good technical qualities Audio /Video Quality: The audio is fairly clear, but has some balance problems. It also cuts out frequently for a split second. The video is slightly grainy and suffers from Knob / Ryders usual problems associated with using Happy Meal toy flashlights for lighting scenes.
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Real Female Orgasms!
Release date: 2/22/2001
Reviewed on: 9/24/2001 by Rumplestilt Skin
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Melissa Monet, Misty Rain, Roxanne Hall, Leanni Lei, Felecia, Tiffany Mynx, Julie Meadows, Chloe, Elena, Daisy Chain, Debi Diamond, Alexandra Nice, T.J. Hart, Olga, Stephanie Swift, Keisha, Teri Starr, Melanie Stone, Nici Sterling, Marina, Coral Sands, Sabrina Johnson, Alicia, Kaylynn, Wendi Knight, Regan Starr, Zarina, Natasha Blake, Nicole London, Giselle Yum, Samantha, Heather Lynn, Lita Chase, Taren Steele, Julianna Sterling, Brianna, Shelbee Myne, Anne Howe, Charlese LaMour, Justine Romee, Nina Whett, Ashly Sage, Felicia Ryder, Alexandra Quinn, Elle Angel, Integra, Chipy Marlow
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: Rent or buy an Elegant Angel video or DVD and should be sure of a good night of filthy porn viewing. Not so with this DVD. Real Female Orgasms is a real disappointment which is a pity considering it's from Patrick Collins of all people. For starters, the scenes are way too short, lasting on average seconds, and you never see much of the lead up to the orgasms, which I cannot believe are all real anyway, simply because not all of them look real! Chloe in particularly gets on my nerve ends with her silly manic movements, legs and arms all over, twisting her face, eyes rolling which is obvious fakery. Can someone please tell her to stop it? Thanks, buddies! Another point is that there are no male cum shots here, but there are one or two female ones (in particular when a chick cums in Tiffany Minx's mouth, but this is the only and rare highlight of the DVD). The picture quality ranges from bad, to average, to bad to poor. There is no plot. There is no point.
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Carnal Secrets
Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 9/5/2001 by Rumplestilt Skin
Starring: Jill Kelly, Brick Majors, Brandon Iron, Julie Meadows, Temptress, Chris Cannon, Dee [II] (classic female), Obsession, Halli Aston, Erik Everhard, Vivian Valentine, Bonita Saint, Bunny Luv
Studio: Knob Ryder
Review brief: I usually like anything Temptress is in - and with Jill Kelly in this movie as well, you'd think it would be a good skin flick. Unfortunately, it isn't. And it isn't even worth renting, never mind buying. Carnal Secrets is garbage in every respect. Bad acting, script and camera work are the most notable flaws. And what a waste of great porn chick talent. Director Father John may as well be a priest for all he's done to ruin what should have been great sex scenes. The opener has Jill Kelly romping in what looks like the dead of night. Will someone turn the light on, please! Cut to sexy trio Temptress, Dee and some other chick whose name I do not know. This "lesbian" river scene is shot during the day, but it is quite pathetic. Obviously, the three babes put their heart and soul into it, and they're clearly enjoying licking one another's pussies. BUT, the entire scene is in SLOW MOTION! What was going on that day? Did Father John drop his camera in the water? As we all know, Temptress has a beautiful pussy and nice juicy clit.
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Prime Choice 5
Release date: 8/15/2000
Reviewed on: 8/11/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Dave Hardman, Meridian, Woody Long, Rayveness, Chelsea [I] (ambiguous), Chelsea Blue, Red Baron
Studio: VXI
Directed by: Jason Tompson
Review brief: Running Time: 71 min. (cover states approx. 90 min) Production Date: Feb. 5, 1996 Director: Jason Tompson Cast: Chelsea Blue, Rayveness, Meridian, Woody Long, Red Baron, and Dave Hardman Initial Expectations: I havent seen or heard anything about VXI, so Im not sure what to expect. After this long I dont know if no news is that good of news, but with Rayveness and Meridian in the cast I have a little hope. Initial Reaction: Im glad I got it for free. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the cast Who Should Avoid It: Everybody looking for a well made DVD Audio /Video Quality: Remember when you first saw DVD? How everything was so clear? This makes VHS look like that. The audio is a little better but not much. The voices come across okay but theres a constant static in the background and a few background noises during the outdoor scene. Theres also some obvious dubbing.
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I Swallow 11 (Odyssey)
Release date: 6/27/2001
Reviewed on: 8/7/2001 by Peeping Tom
Starring: Tatiana, Angelina, Kaylynn, Rodney Moore, Autumn, Syren Smiles
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Cast: Syren Smiles, Angelina, Tatiana, Autumn, Kaylynn, Debette, Mike 1, Mike 2 (they're two different guys, both credited only as "Mike"), Rodney Moore, and three uncredited men in the last scene. Directed by Rodney Moore. Date of Production: 7/2000 (box: 10/2000, DVD released 6/2001). Running time: ~ 2 hours 10 minutes. Other than the initial volume of the "I Swallow" series, I haven't seen a Rodney Moore title worth watching that didn't feature Nadia Nyce; suffice to say that "I Swallow 11" didn't change this personal truism. It starts out promisingly, too, with a decent scene starring Syren, but plunges into mediocre territory (and worse) immediately thereafter. (To me, Rodney's movies are only tolerable when he enlists bigger-name talent.) If cum-swallowing's your kink, and you've already watched the first in this series, look to another line to satisfy your fetish. The first scene here is the best (the only good one, in my opinion).
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Reves de Cuir 2
Release date: 6/5/2001
Reviewed on: 7/29/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Roberto Malone, Maeva, Tabatha Cash, N'J DeBahai, Cloe, Lydia Chanel, Sergio Demon, Carol, Alain, Roland, Beata, Olive, Natacha Borisovna, Perle, Michael Wilson, Ivan, Patrick Bulnes, Alan Champion, Christopher Eiger, Eugene Fondrier, Stephne Genna, Gerard Marx, Gilles Mons, Gerard Pujol, Jack Striker
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Francois Leroi
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 1993 Director: Francois Leroi Cast: Tabitha Cash, Deborah Wells, Julia Channel, NJ de Bahia, Eva Blue, Roberto Malone, Sergio Demon, Alain Dumaurier, Gerald Pujol, Beata, Maeva, Ivan, Olive, Roland, Cloe Delice, Carole, Jack Striker, Gerald Marx, Gilles Mon, Perle, Natacha Borisovna, Eugene Fondrier, Christopher Eiger, Stephane Genna, Patrick Bulnes, and Michael Wilson Initial Expectations: I really enjoyed Reves de Cuir and hope that this lives up to the original. Initial Reaction: The only thing it has in common with the original is Deborah Wells playing one of the characters in each of them (and not the same character). Who Should Watch It : Fans of Tabitha Cash or NJ de Bahia Who Should Avoid It: Fans of the original Audio /Video Quality: The audio is available in both French and English. The French appears to be very clear, and although the English is clear, its also dubbed pretty poorly. The picture is pretty good but has a little grain.
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Different Strokes 2: Public Pop Shots
Release date: 4/18/2001
Reviewed on: 6/28/2001 by Endorphin
Starring: Mercedes, Red, Allison, Rodney Moore, Julianna Sterling, Aspen Brock, Allison Kilgore, Kelli Cage, Azteca, Genevieve DeKay, Amber Lee
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Starring: Mercedes, Julianna Sterling, Aspen Brock, Allison and Alecia Kilgore, Kelli Cage, Aztec, Genevieve DeKay, Amber Lee, Rodney Moore, Red Pros: Allison and Alecia, chick ID Cons: there is absolutely nothing erotic about this DVD, not a very attractive cast (actually quite unattractive at times), pop shots are not in public, Rodney gets his asshole licked, boring sex, a beeping sound in many scenes, In my recent review of Xtreme Janine I expounded upon some of the qualities that I think make a porn good. After viewing Different Strokes I can now think of a basic quality that will garner a bad review. This DVD actually made me want to watch another porno afterwards so that I could actually get aroused. I asked for this DVD for probably two different reasons. First, I was curious. Public pop shots? What is that all about? Is somebody actually going to cream on somebody's face in public? Well, no.
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Bad (VCA)
Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 6/18/2001 by Black Coffee
Starring: Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Peter North, Randy Spears, Ashlyn Gere, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Marc Wallice, Rayne, Madison, Lauren Hall, Michelle Monroe, Iesha
Studio: VCA
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: Director: John Leslie Screenwriter: Dominic Ruth Director of Photography: George Wally Runtime: 66 min. Format: Video Cast: Iesha, Tom Byron, Ashlyn Gere, Madison, Marc Wallace, Peter North, Lauren Hall, Joey Silvera, Rayne, Michelle Monroe, T.T. Boy, Randy Spears, Jamie Gillis (nonsex) Finally someone has made a porno and taken the time to slap on the appropriate title. John Leslie's Bad is indeed bad. Not bad in the Michael Jackson 'it's good to be bad' way but bad as in I think I'll throw it out with an empty shampoo bottle, lint from my pocket, and other trash. Congratulations to Mr. Leslie for not misleading the porn buying public. The same praise cannot be given to VCA regarding the cover art, however, and bonus points go to anyone who can find the girls on the box in the video. This 'classic' was shot on video and released in 1991, well past the golden age of porn.
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Dracula
Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 6/9/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Deborah Wells, Simona Valli, Roberto Malone, Ron Jeremy, Maeva, Draghixa, John Walton, Don Fernando, Selen, Richard Langin, Eric Weiss, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Valentina Velasquez, Dalila, Joy Karin's, Tanya La Riviere
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Mario Salieri
Review brief: Running Time: 64 min. Production Date: pre- 7 / 3 / 1995 Director: Mario Salieri Cast: Selen, Joy Karins, Simona Valli, Deborah Wells, Maeva, Draghixa, Tania Lariviere, Dalila, Manuela Simone, Nicoleta Astori, Jolth Walton, Ron Jeremy, Joe Calzone, Eric Vincent, Franck David, Ennio Luise, Richard Voicin, Robert Malone, John Sanders, and Ennio Luise Initial Expectations: This version of Dracula won a ton of European awards which gives me good hopes for it. Initial Reaction: It appears to have a very high budget but feels highly edited. Who Should Watch It : Fans of classic porn and high production values and people with short attention spans. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants decent dubbing in foreign films and complete sex scenes Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear, although when its dubbed it should be. The dubbing, however, is hilarious. I couldnt hold back the laughter during the sex scenes. Sadly, I dont think it was meant to be so funny.
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Ultimate Erotic Fantasy, The
Release date: 6/25/2000
Reviewed on: 6/8/2001 by Trunks
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jeanna Fine, Steven St. Croix, Misty Rain, Felecia, Mark Davis, Julia Ann, Jenteal, Melissa Hill, Randy West, Shayla LaVeaux, Celeste, Debi Diamond, Steve Drake, Paula Price, Kaylan Nicole, Draghixa, Jenna Jameson, Aaron Colt, Nicole Lace, Crystal Gold
Studio: Ultimate
Review brief: Running Time: 90 minutes. Cast: Jenna Jameson, Asia Carrera, Felecia, Jenteal, Jeanna Fine, Debi Diamond, Misty Rain, Melissa Hill, Shayla LaVeaux, Celeste, Julia Ann, Nicole Lace, Crystal Gold, Kaylan Nicole, Draghixa, Paula Price, Mark Davis, Randy West, Steven St. Croix, Steve Drake, Aaron Colt Audio/Video Quality: Video was bad. It had the grainy look. Audio was muffled too. Themes: B&D, Lesbian, Straight. Review: This is a compilation. It has the 1995 and 1996 AVN Best All Girl Scenes. Although, I didn't see anything all that great about them. I couldn't wait for them to end. It includes scenes from the movies: Erotic Visions, Palace of Pleasure, Dinner Party (Ultimate), Fantasy Chamber, and Elements of Desire. None of the scenes in this movie were any good. The sex seemed flat and bored me to no end. The only thing ultimate about this flik is the studio it comes from.
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Private Diary of Tori Welles, The
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/27/2001 by -lunacy-
Starring: Tom Byron, Kaitlyn Ashley, Dave Hardman, Tori Welles
Studio: Sunshine
Review brief: Overall thoughts; Why the hell did I subject myself to this... Trying to watch this was ludicrous, it looks and sounds as though it was shot by someone that just learned to turn on a camera. Some of the scenes you only get half the shot because something is in the way and what you can see is thru snow so you ask yourself if you're pirating cable or watching something you paid for. At many points thru this film it was so ridiculous I just had to laugh, although somehow I doubt humor was the intent. *It is my assumption and opinion that Tori is either insane or/and on drugs. She is not lucid and has weird episodes of anxiety throughout the film. *She talks too much during sex, tries to hard to be sexy. *Whoever was manning the camera, needs to get some schooling. *Someone needs to instruct Tori on vaginal hygiene, and about not putting dirty objects into your pussy. *There is something weird about calling your BF "Daddy" Intro- Enter a barren room with nothing but a brass bed cloaked in black satin sheets and candles.
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Black Justice
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/18/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Bobby Blake, Ethan Alexander, Danny Brown, Buck Horse Jackson, Jonathan Christopher, Vincent Williams, Chaka Zulu
Studio: Men of Odyssey
Review brief: For those of you who like big, dark slabs of meat dont get too excited, the meat is undercooked! Featuring an all black cast, except for Danny Brown, its a mediocre film at best. Black Horse Jackson, and we all know how he got his name, is in prison for stealing. Danny Brown is the warden who has his way with him and eventually the "chain gang" has their way with the warden. Lots of huge cocks that are too big to even get rock hard, scenes are grainy in spots, and Bobby Blake comes off as a dud! Hes in a couple of scenes where he doesnt even cum! So whats the point? Black Horse does jerk off in one scene and shoots a shitload of cum out of his 12-incher but that may have been the high point. Your typical suck and fuck shots and a couple of orgies but they all just seemed blasé.
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Ebony Erotica 2 (SMP / Pleasure)
Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 4/9/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mary Jane, Santino Lee, Tiffany, Kokoa, Donita Dunes, Annika LaRue, Tiffanie Redmond, Cuba DeMoan
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Running Time: 77 min. Production Date: 9 / 27 / 1999 Director: Sean Michaels Cast: Donita Dunes, Mary Jane, Kokoa, Tiffany, Annika La Rue, Cuba V. DeMoan, Tiffany Redmond, Sean Michaels, and Santino Lee Initial Expectations: Although it might be a great movie, Im not expecting it to be quite for me as there arent that many black people that I find attractive. Initial Reaction: It could have been a decent movie but the editing ruined it for me. Who Should Watch It: Fans of Sean Michaels or all black sex. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes porn thats easy to watch or those who dont enjoy watching all black people. Audio /Video Quality: Most of the audio is very clear. The only problems I had were the few parts where it appeared to be dubbed and a couple times where it seemed like the mic was a little too close. Music: There isnt music in all of the scenes in the movie. What music there is is well balanced and a nice mix of typical porn music with a blend of funk and tribal music.
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Girls of Mardi Gras, The (Digital Sin)
Release date: 3/1/2001
Reviewed on: 3/20/2001 by Kobiata
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: The Girls of Mardi Gras Digital Sin DVD / 2000 / 90 Minutes DISC FEATURES Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single-Layer Single Sided Disc - Region Free Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3 Audio: - English Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access Starring: Exhibitionists! Synopsis: Females go crazy and wild in the debauched spirit of Mardi Gras by showing off their prized possessions. Overall: This DVD has no value unless you plan to show this as a gag with your friends to make fun at these people. DVD Quality: The audio quality is okay, but the video is horrendous. The video quality is contingent upon the medium of the original source. The original source must have been VHS-C because it looks that bad. Extras: NONE! LIKES: The only scene that is REALLY worth mentioning occurs around 41st minute. A bunch of women from "Rick's Cabaret" show off their tits and butts. Particularly, there is an olive skinned lady with a 1920s or 1920s Betty Boop haircut. She rubs her firm ass against the window. This was tot
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Ultra Kinky 6: Deep Anal Impact
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Missy, Debi, Obsession, Tabitha, Donna, Kimberly
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Ultra Kinky 6: Deep Anal Impact WARNING: Terrible PORNO! First Impression: This is an update to the review given by another faithful reviewer. I agree with him. This is a nasty terrible porno. Please do not waste your money on this. Give that money to unisef instead if you must spend money. Review: Wow the title says it all! Ultra Kinky Deep Anal! So was it good? HELL'S NO!!! I bought this DVD about a year ago. At the time I didn't know any better. I wanted to see some dirty anal action instead I was barraged with grossness and girls that looked so bored. I swear there's a scene where a girl is reading a newspaper or magazine. Poor video quality poor audio quality. There is this one scene where they keep filling her butt with lube and she squeezes and it flows out of her. Ewwwwwwww!!!!! This DVD was filled with people I've never heard or seen before.
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Fling (Legend)
Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 2/26/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Nakita Kash, Blair, Chennin Blanc, Eric Masterson, Renee LaRue, Cheyne Collins, Maya Divine
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Adriane Gold
Review brief: Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: 2 / 2 - 3 / 2000 Director: Adriane Gold Cast: Renee LaRue, Chennin Blanc, Wendy Divine, Blair, Evan Stone, Cheyne Collins, and Eric Masterson Initial Expectations: This is my first DVD from Legend, so Im going to keep my mind open going in. Initial Reaction: Although it had potential for some great sex scenes, it was botched almost completely. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very uneven and unbalanced. I had to adjust the volume quite often while watching Fling . Although most of the sex is very clear, I struggled to understand much of the dialogue. Its not a big deal here but it does show lack of caring about the product. The video is much the same. It ranges from extremely grainy to very clear in the same shot. I think they might have been using flashlights for much of the lighting and had to share the batteries with the girls warming up with vibrators. There are also some flashes of garbage on the screen.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/10/2001 by Comet Man
Starring: Tom Chapman, Trixie Tyler, Racquel Darrian, Bianca Trump, Woody Long, Jon Dough, Cherise, Miyaki, Derek Lane
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: I remembered why I hated Vivid videos. Here's their formula: - make a nice looking sexy video cover w/ nice picture quality (which you'll never see on the DVD, even in the screenshots) - throw in lots of old video clips as "bonus" material (the video quality sucks on the preview/bonus clips as well) - recycle VHS tapes into DVDs (can't explain the video quality otherwise) Anyways, I used to be a big Racquel Darrian fan. She has an amazing body (I think she still does through all the graininess of the video) and a nice face. Picked this up through a trade to see if Vivid was any better than it used to be. Racquel walks into a club where another girl is flirting w/ the guys. She and this girl end up having sex in front of all the guys. The bar is dark and that screws up the video quality. Guy at bar picks both girls up and brings them to his love shack (actually, decked out basement with really dark lighting) where his friends are all having sex. Girls get turned on and have sex w/ the guys there.
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Release date: 3/27/2001
Reviewed on: 11/25/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Candy Vegas, Alyssa Allure, Elena, Angela, John Strong, Kimi, Doomy Moore, Penelope Pumpkins, Eve Adams
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Stefan Rossini
Review brief: Running Time: 104 min. (cover states 2 hours) Production Date: 10 / 1998 Director: Stefan Rossini Cast: Allyssa Allure, Candy Vegas, Angela, Elena, Doomy Moore, Penelope Pumpkins, Eve Adams, Kimi-G, and John Strong Initial Expectations: This appears to be a compilation, which normally arent very well done. Initial Reaction: Theres almost nothing alluring about it. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Allyssa Allure and all girl groups Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes technical qualities from average on up Audio /Video Quality: The technical qualities pretty much suck from the start. The audio is fairly clear, but dubbed worse than Japanese monster movies for the first scene. Thankfully, the dubbing gets closer later in the feature, but still doesnt seem right. The audio also isnt balanced that well, has quite a few parts that you cant hear, and frequently suffers from outside noise in the outdoor scenes.
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Release date: 7/5/2001
Reviewed on: 11/18/2001 by leakypickle
Studio: Candid Cam
Review brief: DO NOT BE FOOLED! I really enjoy collecting features of women caught (unknowingly and/or publicly) naked or in sexual situations. When it comes to the category of voyeurism, REAL material seems hard to find. This feature is no exception. The back of the movie says "Is a voyeur collection of some of the best hidden footage ever captured. All real and uncut - All hidden spy cams" and "All hidden footage is sent in from amateur photographers from around the world!" As any fan of true voyeurism knows, the thrill is in seeing a woman naked/being sexual when she is absolutely unaware. Most (if not all) of the material in this one is staged. Here's what I mean: 9 times out of 10, a guy is standing directly in front of a woman's window, while she's looking in his direction. There were times when you could see a shadow of the cameraman against the home he was walking toward (probably to make it seem authentic). In other words, light is shining on him while he's standing in the window recording, supposedly hidden.
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Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 11/9/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Yves Callas, Yoko, Christof, Alban Ceray, Claire Forestier, Sylvie Scott, Helene Shirley, Marianne Aubert, Marie-Christine Chireix
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Jean Luc Brunet
Review brief: Running Time: 76 min. Production Date: pre - 03 Jul 1995 Director: Jean Luc Brunet Cast: Patricia Violet, Yoko, Helene Shirley, Yves Callas, Christine Glenne, Alban Ceray, Claire Forestier, Sylvie Scott, and Cristoff Initial Expectations: Ive had very mixed results with Plums foreign releases, so I dont really know what to expect. Initial Reaction: Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a midway point between Skinimax and porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for what feels like a full porno Audio /Video Quality: The English audio for the feature is dubbed, and although clear, shows why many people hate dubbing. It has absolutely no soul whatsoever. The video is about what one would expect from a movie from the early nineties. It has a little grain and looks about like a normal VHS picture. Music: The music tries to have a very romantic style, which would normally help out couples movies. Sadly, it feels very cheap here, like somebody added it in by placing an old boombox near one of the microphones.
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Release date: 5/19/2000
Reviewed on: 11/3/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Temptress, Chris Cannon, T.J. Hart, Elle Devyne, Tabitha Stevens, Taylor Moore, Autumn Hayes
Studio: Dreamland
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 10 / 21 / 1999 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Tabitha Stevens, T. J. Hart, Temptress, Taylor Moore, Elle Devyne, Autumn Haze, and Chris Cannon Initial Expectations: I havent heard anything about this one but a lot of the cast are normally worth watching. Initial Reaction: Its extremely hard to watch unless its being fast forwarded or the sound is muted. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesnt have volume on their TV Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks the sounds should match the pictures and anybody who doesnt like Chris Cannon Audio /Video Quality: Although the picture and audio are clear, I think Helen Keller could synch the audio and video better. You can take this one of two ways, either by her being deaf or dead. It doesnt really matter since the audio is off by about ten seconds. Even Godzilla would be pissed at this! Music: The music is very typical and ranges from being a little too loud to very nicely balanced. Menus: The menus are very poor.
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Release date: 1/1/2000
Reviewed on: 10/25/2001 by scipio
Starring: Billy Glide, Dizzy Blonde, Anastasia Blue, Harmony Grant, Allysin Embers, Alexis Amore
Studio: Private
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: I'll be somewhat brief with this one.. no scene by scene breakdown. Largely because I sold the thing off two weeks ago, so I'm writing from memory. Apologies in advance for that, but that says something in itself. Female Cast: Alexandra Nice, Alexis Amore, Allysin Embers, Amber Michaels, Olivia, Harmony Grant. DVD Stuff: Pretty much standard fare for a Private disc. Nicely animated menus, previews, still gallery, internet stuff I need a dvd-rom to look at. The video -quality- is quite good, but the production/lighting is overall poor, which is why I have given this DVD a middling AV quality score. The Feature: Massive Disappointment here - The covergirl Olivia is only in one scene, - an orgy and she (like most of the cast) is hidden by poor lighting and average editing. You get a better look at her on the front and back covers sadly. The female cast were almost all very attractive, and wasted in an overall very poor film. Frank Thring usually comes through with quality work but not this time.
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Release date: 10/31/2000
Reviewed on: 10/15/2001 by andyblake
Starring: John Holmes
Studio: Taboo
Review brief: This is a complete mess. The menu indicates that there are ten scenes, but there are nowhere near ten complete scenes. There's only one decent length, watchable scene in the whole movie. This DVD consists mostly of scraps and fragments, and the video quality is appalling. Its not that the transfer is especially bad, it's just that the footage looks like it was shot in the silent era. Old, scratchy, blurry, most of it was probably shot in or before 1974. The women, with a couple of exceptions, are downright skanky.
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Release date: 9/27/2001
Reviewed on: 10/13/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: Star, Angel Cummings, Apache, Roxy Demoore, Zack Miles, Brock, Kandis Kelly, Punkie, Chelsey Red, Chris Wayne
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Angel Cummings
Review brief: Each scene opens with an interview. I will give a very brief breakdown of the scenes. SCENE ONE : Kandis and guy. The guy looks like a bad 80s hair band member, with the haircut he has. Guy goes down on her, guy fucks her pussy. Then the guy fucks her ass, and fucks her pussy again. Guy gets bj and cums on her mouth. SCENE TWO : Apache and guy. Guy goes down on girl and fucks her pussy. She gives bj, another girl walks on camera and goes down on her. Guy uses toy on Apache. Other girl comes back with strap- on and fucks her pussy. Guy cums. SCENE THREE : Punkie and guy. Guy goes down on her She gives bj. They fuck, then she gives guy another bj, more sex follows. Now she gets it in her ass, they do a 69, more anal. Guy cums. SCENE FOUR : Star and girl. Girl goes down on Star. Girl gets dildo. Star goes down on girl. Pretty much the same goes on for rest of scene. SCENE FIVE : Roxy and guy. Guy goes down on her. He fucks her, then the guy gets rimmed. Guy gets dildo, guy cums in her mouth. SCENE SIX : Chelsey and guy.
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Release date: 7/5/2001
Reviewed on: 10/5/2001 by Rieekan
Starring: Ian Daniels, Kaitlyn Ashley, Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Missy, Alex Sanders, Christi Lake, Earl Slate, Mr. Marcus, Julian St. Jox, Maren Beautte, Erik Everhard, Tony Eveready, Guy DiSilva, Amber Michaels, Peach, Tera Patrick, Dayton Rains, Lee, Nancy Vee, Anastasia Blue, Bridgette Kerkove, Charlie Angel, Shelbee Myne, Harley Rayne, Gabriella Gotti
Studio: Zane
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Various. * DURATION: >120mins (no time code!) * FEMMES: [FF204] Anastasia Blue, Bridgette Kerkove, Christi Lake, Dayton Rains, Lee, Maren Beaute, Nancy Vee, Peach & Shelbee Myne. [FF205] Amber Michaels, Bridgette Kerkove, Charlie Angel, Christy Lake, Gabriella Gotti, Harley Rains, Kaitlyn Ashley, Missy & Tera Patrick. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #14 Filthy Fuckers 204-205. The search for a decent raincoater goes on. I do like plot porn (the brain is definitely the most erotic organ) but if the story is going to be pretentious or poorly done, its best not to bother at all. This double feature was free after some teething troubles with fivestardvd; the problem was resolved with great mention-worthy customer service. I looked forward to seeing Bridgette Kerkove, Kaitlyn Ashley, Nancy Vee, Shelbee Myne and Tera Patrick in action, but unsurprisingly the second half of the DVD (Filthy Fuckers 205) wouldnt play on my computer.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/4/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Brick Majors, Brittany Andrews, Inari Vachs, Temptress, Earl Slate, Alexandra Nice, Tabitha Stevens, Coral Sands, Damien Michaels, Andrew Youngman, Envy, Bridgette Kerkove, Terri Starr
Studio: Knob Ryder
Directed by: Damien Michaels
Review brief: Running Time: 83 min. (according to RAME since its hard to tell with half a time code) Production Date: 5 / 12 / 1999 Director: Damien Michaels Cast: Alexandra Nice, Tabitha Stevens, Brittany Andrews, Temptress, Envy, Terri Starr, Inari Vachs, Bridgette Kerkove, Coral Sands, Brick Majors, Earl Slate, Damien Michaels, and Andrew Youngman Initial Expectations: So far, Knob Ryder has done for DVDs reputations the same thing toads did for warts several hundred years ago. Even with this great of a female cast I dont have much hope. Initial Reaction: I confess that after this I dont really care if I see many more Knob / Ryder DVDs. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the stars Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes good technical qualities Audio /Video Quality: The audio is fairly clear, but has some balance problems. It also cuts out frequently for a split second. The video is slightly grainy and suffers from Knob / Ryders usual problems associated with using Happy Meal toy flashlights for lighting scenes.
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Release date: 2/22/2001
Reviewed on: 9/24/2001 by Rumplestilt Skin
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Melissa Monet, Misty Rain, Roxanne Hall, Leanni Lei, Felecia, Tiffany Mynx, Julie Meadows, Chloe, Elena, Daisy Chain, Debi Diamond, Alexandra Nice, T.J. Hart, Olga, Stephanie Swift, Keisha, Teri Starr, Melanie Stone, Nici Sterling, Marina, Coral Sands, Sabrina Johnson, Alicia, Kaylynn, Wendi Knight, Regan Starr, Zarina, Natasha Blake, Nicole London, Giselle Yum, Samantha, Heather Lynn, Lita Chase, Taren Steele, Julianna Sterling, Brianna, Shelbee Myne, Anne Howe, Charlese LaMour, Justine Romee, Nina Whett, Ashly Sage, Felicia Ryder, Alexandra Quinn, Elle Angel, Integra, Chipy Marlow
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: Rent or buy an Elegant Angel video or DVD and should be sure of a good night of filthy porn viewing. Not so with this DVD. Real Female Orgasms is a real disappointment which is a pity considering it's from Patrick Collins of all people. For starters, the scenes are way too short, lasting on average seconds, and you never see much of the lead up to the orgasms, which I cannot believe are all real anyway, simply because not all of them look real! Chloe in particularly gets on my nerve ends with her silly manic movements, legs and arms all over, twisting her face, eyes rolling which is obvious fakery. Can someone please tell her to stop it? Thanks, buddies! Another point is that there are no male cum shots here, but there are one or two female ones (in particular when a chick cums in Tiffany Minx's mouth, but this is the only and rare highlight of the DVD). The picture quality ranges from bad, to average, to bad to poor. There is no plot. There is no point.
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Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 9/5/2001 by Rumplestilt Skin
Starring: Jill Kelly, Brick Majors, Brandon Iron, Julie Meadows, Temptress, Chris Cannon, Dee [II] (classic female), Obsession, Halli Aston, Erik Everhard, Vivian Valentine, Bonita Saint, Bunny Luv
Studio: Knob Ryder
Review brief: I usually like anything Temptress is in - and with Jill Kelly in this movie as well, you'd think it would be a good skin flick. Unfortunately, it isn't. And it isn't even worth renting, never mind buying. Carnal Secrets is garbage in every respect. Bad acting, script and camera work are the most notable flaws. And what a waste of great porn chick talent. Director Father John may as well be a priest for all he's done to ruin what should have been great sex scenes. The opener has Jill Kelly romping in what looks like the dead of night. Will someone turn the light on, please! Cut to sexy trio Temptress, Dee and some other chick whose name I do not know. This "lesbian" river scene is shot during the day, but it is quite pathetic. Obviously, the three babes put their heart and soul into it, and they're clearly enjoying licking one another's pussies. BUT, the entire scene is in SLOW MOTION! What was going on that day? Did Father John drop his camera in the water? As we all know, Temptress has a beautiful pussy and nice juicy clit.
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Release date: 8/15/2000
Reviewed on: 8/11/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Dave Hardman, Meridian, Woody Long, Rayveness, Chelsea [I] (ambiguous), Chelsea Blue, Red Baron
Studio: VXI
Directed by: Jason Tompson
Review brief: Running Time: 71 min. (cover states approx. 90 min) Production Date: Feb. 5, 1996 Director: Jason Tompson Cast: Chelsea Blue, Rayveness, Meridian, Woody Long, Red Baron, and Dave Hardman Initial Expectations: I havent seen or heard anything about VXI, so Im not sure what to expect. After this long I dont know if no news is that good of news, but with Rayveness and Meridian in the cast I have a little hope. Initial Reaction: Im glad I got it for free. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the cast Who Should Avoid It: Everybody looking for a well made DVD Audio /Video Quality: Remember when you first saw DVD? How everything was so clear? This makes VHS look like that. The audio is a little better but not much. The voices come across okay but theres a constant static in the background and a few background noises during the outdoor scene. Theres also some obvious dubbing.
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Release date: 6/27/2001
Reviewed on: 8/7/2001 by Peeping Tom
Starring: Tatiana, Angelina, Kaylynn, Rodney Moore, Autumn, Syren Smiles
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Cast: Syren Smiles, Angelina, Tatiana, Autumn, Kaylynn, Debette, Mike 1, Mike 2 (they're two different guys, both credited only as "Mike"), Rodney Moore, and three uncredited men in the last scene. Directed by Rodney Moore. Date of Production: 7/2000 (box: 10/2000, DVD released 6/2001). Running time: ~ 2 hours 10 minutes. Other than the initial volume of the "I Swallow" series, I haven't seen a Rodney Moore title worth watching that didn't feature Nadia Nyce; suffice to say that "I Swallow 11" didn't change this personal truism. It starts out promisingly, too, with a decent scene starring Syren, but plunges into mediocre territory (and worse) immediately thereafter. (To me, Rodney's movies are only tolerable when he enlists bigger-name talent.) If cum-swallowing's your kink, and you've already watched the first in this series, look to another line to satisfy your fetish. The first scene here is the best (the only good one, in my opinion).
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Release date: 6/5/2001
Reviewed on: 7/29/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Roberto Malone, Maeva, Tabatha Cash, N'J DeBahai, Cloe, Lydia Chanel, Sergio Demon, Carol, Alain, Roland, Beata, Olive, Natacha Borisovna, Perle, Michael Wilson, Ivan, Patrick Bulnes, Alan Champion, Christopher Eiger, Eugene Fondrier, Stephne Genna, Gerard Marx, Gilles Mons, Gerard Pujol, Jack Striker
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Francois Leroi
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 1993 Director: Francois Leroi Cast: Tabitha Cash, Deborah Wells, Julia Channel, NJ de Bahia, Eva Blue, Roberto Malone, Sergio Demon, Alain Dumaurier, Gerald Pujol, Beata, Maeva, Ivan, Olive, Roland, Cloe Delice, Carole, Jack Striker, Gerald Marx, Gilles Mon, Perle, Natacha Borisovna, Eugene Fondrier, Christopher Eiger, Stephane Genna, Patrick Bulnes, and Michael Wilson Initial Expectations: I really enjoyed Reves de Cuir and hope that this lives up to the original. Initial Reaction: The only thing it has in common with the original is Deborah Wells playing one of the characters in each of them (and not the same character). Who Should Watch It : Fans of Tabitha Cash or NJ de Bahia Who Should Avoid It: Fans of the original Audio /Video Quality: The audio is available in both French and English. The French appears to be very clear, and although the English is clear, its also dubbed pretty poorly. The picture is pretty good but has a little grain.
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Release date: 4/18/2001
Reviewed on: 6/28/2001 by Endorphin
Starring: Mercedes, Red, Allison, Rodney Moore, Julianna Sterling, Aspen Brock, Allison Kilgore, Kelli Cage, Azteca, Genevieve DeKay, Amber Lee
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Starring: Mercedes, Julianna Sterling, Aspen Brock, Allison and Alecia Kilgore, Kelli Cage, Aztec, Genevieve DeKay, Amber Lee, Rodney Moore, Red Pros: Allison and Alecia, chick ID Cons: there is absolutely nothing erotic about this DVD, not a very attractive cast (actually quite unattractive at times), pop shots are not in public, Rodney gets his asshole licked, boring sex, a beeping sound in many scenes, In my recent review of Xtreme Janine I expounded upon some of the qualities that I think make a porn good. After viewing Different Strokes I can now think of a basic quality that will garner a bad review. This DVD actually made me want to watch another porno afterwards so that I could actually get aroused. I asked for this DVD for probably two different reasons. First, I was curious. Public pop shots? What is that all about? Is somebody actually going to cream on somebody's face in public? Well, no.
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Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 6/18/2001 by Black Coffee
Starring: Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Peter North, Randy Spears, Ashlyn Gere, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Marc Wallice, Rayne, Madison, Lauren Hall, Michelle Monroe, Iesha
Studio: VCA
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: Director: John Leslie Screenwriter: Dominic Ruth Director of Photography: George Wally Runtime: 66 min. Format: Video Cast: Iesha, Tom Byron, Ashlyn Gere, Madison, Marc Wallace, Peter North, Lauren Hall, Joey Silvera, Rayne, Michelle Monroe, T.T. Boy, Randy Spears, Jamie Gillis (nonsex) Finally someone has made a porno and taken the time to slap on the appropriate title. John Leslie's Bad is indeed bad. Not bad in the Michael Jackson 'it's good to be bad' way but bad as in I think I'll throw it out with an empty shampoo bottle, lint from my pocket, and other trash. Congratulations to Mr. Leslie for not misleading the porn buying public. The same praise cannot be given to VCA regarding the cover art, however, and bonus points go to anyone who can find the girls on the box in the video. This 'classic' was shot on video and released in 1991, well past the golden age of porn.
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Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 6/9/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Deborah Wells, Simona Valli, Roberto Malone, Ron Jeremy, Maeva, Draghixa, John Walton, Don Fernando, Selen, Richard Langin, Eric Weiss, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Valentina Velasquez, Dalila, Joy Karin's, Tanya La Riviere
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Mario Salieri
Review brief: Running Time: 64 min. Production Date: pre- 7 / 3 / 1995 Director: Mario Salieri Cast: Selen, Joy Karins, Simona Valli, Deborah Wells, Maeva, Draghixa, Tania Lariviere, Dalila, Manuela Simone, Nicoleta Astori, Jolth Walton, Ron Jeremy, Joe Calzone, Eric Vincent, Franck David, Ennio Luise, Richard Voicin, Robert Malone, John Sanders, and Ennio Luise Initial Expectations: This version of Dracula won a ton of European awards which gives me good hopes for it. Initial Reaction: It appears to have a very high budget but feels highly edited. Who Should Watch It : Fans of classic porn and high production values and people with short attention spans. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants decent dubbing in foreign films and complete sex scenes Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear, although when its dubbed it should be. The dubbing, however, is hilarious. I couldnt hold back the laughter during the sex scenes. Sadly, I dont think it was meant to be so funny.
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Release date: 6/25/2000
Reviewed on: 6/8/2001 by Trunks
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jeanna Fine, Steven St. Croix, Misty Rain, Felecia, Mark Davis, Julia Ann, Jenteal, Melissa Hill, Randy West, Shayla LaVeaux, Celeste, Debi Diamond, Steve Drake, Paula Price, Kaylan Nicole, Draghixa, Jenna Jameson, Aaron Colt, Nicole Lace, Crystal Gold
Studio: Ultimate
Review brief: Running Time: 90 minutes. Cast: Jenna Jameson, Asia Carrera, Felecia, Jenteal, Jeanna Fine, Debi Diamond, Misty Rain, Melissa Hill, Shayla LaVeaux, Celeste, Julia Ann, Nicole Lace, Crystal Gold, Kaylan Nicole, Draghixa, Paula Price, Mark Davis, Randy West, Steven St. Croix, Steve Drake, Aaron Colt Audio/Video Quality: Video was bad. It had the grainy look. Audio was muffled too. Themes: B&D, Lesbian, Straight. Review: This is a compilation. It has the 1995 and 1996 AVN Best All Girl Scenes. Although, I didn't see anything all that great about them. I couldn't wait for them to end. It includes scenes from the movies: Erotic Visions, Palace of Pleasure, Dinner Party (Ultimate), Fantasy Chamber, and Elements of Desire. None of the scenes in this movie were any good. The sex seemed flat and bored me to no end. The only thing ultimate about this flik is the studio it comes from.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/27/2001 by -lunacy-
Starring: Tom Byron, Kaitlyn Ashley, Dave Hardman, Tori Welles
Studio: Sunshine
Review brief: Overall thoughts; Why the hell did I subject myself to this... Trying to watch this was ludicrous, it looks and sounds as though it was shot by someone that just learned to turn on a camera. Some of the scenes you only get half the shot because something is in the way and what you can see is thru snow so you ask yourself if you're pirating cable or watching something you paid for. At many points thru this film it was so ridiculous I just had to laugh, although somehow I doubt humor was the intent. *It is my assumption and opinion that Tori is either insane or/and on drugs. She is not lucid and has weird episodes of anxiety throughout the film. *She talks too much during sex, tries to hard to be sexy. *Whoever was manning the camera, needs to get some schooling. *Someone needs to instruct Tori on vaginal hygiene, and about not putting dirty objects into your pussy. *There is something weird about calling your BF "Daddy" Intro- Enter a barren room with nothing but a brass bed cloaked in black satin sheets and candles.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/18/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Bobby Blake, Ethan Alexander, Danny Brown, Buck Horse Jackson, Jonathan Christopher, Vincent Williams, Chaka Zulu
Studio: Men of Odyssey
Review brief: For those of you who like big, dark slabs of meat dont get too excited, the meat is undercooked! Featuring an all black cast, except for Danny Brown, its a mediocre film at best. Black Horse Jackson, and we all know how he got his name, is in prison for stealing. Danny Brown is the warden who has his way with him and eventually the "chain gang" has their way with the warden. Lots of huge cocks that are too big to even get rock hard, scenes are grainy in spots, and Bobby Blake comes off as a dud! Hes in a couple of scenes where he doesnt even cum! So whats the point? Black Horse does jerk off in one scene and shoots a shitload of cum out of his 12-incher but that may have been the high point. Your typical suck and fuck shots and a couple of orgies but they all just seemed blasé.
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Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 4/9/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mary Jane, Santino Lee, Tiffany, Kokoa, Donita Dunes, Annika LaRue, Tiffanie Redmond, Cuba DeMoan
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Running Time: 77 min. Production Date: 9 / 27 / 1999 Director: Sean Michaels Cast: Donita Dunes, Mary Jane, Kokoa, Tiffany, Annika La Rue, Cuba V. DeMoan, Tiffany Redmond, Sean Michaels, and Santino Lee Initial Expectations: Although it might be a great movie, Im not expecting it to be quite for me as there arent that many black people that I find attractive. Initial Reaction: It could have been a decent movie but the editing ruined it for me. Who Should Watch It: Fans of Sean Michaels or all black sex. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes porn thats easy to watch or those who dont enjoy watching all black people. Audio /Video Quality: Most of the audio is very clear. The only problems I had were the few parts where it appeared to be dubbed and a couple times where it seemed like the mic was a little too close. Music: There isnt music in all of the scenes in the movie. What music there is is well balanced and a nice mix of typical porn music with a blend of funk and tribal music.
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Release date: 3/1/2001
Reviewed on: 3/20/2001 by Kobiata
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: The Girls of Mardi Gras Digital Sin DVD / 2000 / 90 Minutes DISC FEATURES Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single-Layer Single Sided Disc - Region Free Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3 Audio: - English Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access Starring: Exhibitionists! Synopsis: Females go crazy and wild in the debauched spirit of Mardi Gras by showing off their prized possessions. Overall: This DVD has no value unless you plan to show this as a gag with your friends to make fun at these people. DVD Quality: The audio quality is okay, but the video is horrendous. The video quality is contingent upon the medium of the original source. The original source must have been VHS-C because it looks that bad. Extras: NONE! LIKES: The only scene that is REALLY worth mentioning occurs around 41st minute. A bunch of women from "Rick's Cabaret" show off their tits and butts. Particularly, there is an olive skinned lady with a 1920s or 1920s Betty Boop haircut. She rubs her firm ass against the window. This was tot
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Missy, Debi, Obsession, Tabitha, Donna, Kimberly
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Ultra Kinky 6: Deep Anal Impact WARNING: Terrible PORNO! First Impression: This is an update to the review given by another faithful reviewer. I agree with him. This is a nasty terrible porno. Please do not waste your money on this. Give that money to unisef instead if you must spend money. Review: Wow the title says it all! Ultra Kinky Deep Anal! So was it good? HELL'S NO!!! I bought this DVD about a year ago. At the time I didn't know any better. I wanted to see some dirty anal action instead I was barraged with grossness and girls that looked so bored. I swear there's a scene where a girl is reading a newspaper or magazine. Poor video quality poor audio quality. There is this one scene where they keep filling her butt with lube and she squeezes and it flows out of her. Ewwwwwwww!!!!! This DVD was filled with people I've never heard or seen before.
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Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 2/26/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Nakita Kash, Blair, Chennin Blanc, Eric Masterson, Renee LaRue, Cheyne Collins, Maya Divine
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Adriane Gold
Review brief: Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: 2 / 2 - 3 / 2000 Director: Adriane Gold Cast: Renee LaRue, Chennin Blanc, Wendy Divine, Blair, Evan Stone, Cheyne Collins, and Eric Masterson Initial Expectations: This is my first DVD from Legend, so Im going to keep my mind open going in. Initial Reaction: Although it had potential for some great sex scenes, it was botched almost completely. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very uneven and unbalanced. I had to adjust the volume quite often while watching Fling . Although most of the sex is very clear, I struggled to understand much of the dialogue. Its not a big deal here but it does show lack of caring about the product. The video is much the same. It ranges from extremely grainy to very clear in the same shot. I think they might have been using flashlights for much of the lighting and had to share the batteries with the girls warming up with vibrators. There are also some flashes of garbage on the screen.
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