All Amateur Video 4: Lusty Latinas Review

Reviewed by Zoid  on  10/19/2004

I am an idiot. Yes, folks, it's true. If I see a title labeled as "amateur" why oh why do I always assume that it will only feature amateur performers and not amateur cinematography? I also didn't read the fine print on the cover that says, "hardcore videos shot by your next door neighbor". I hate my next door neighbors. Arrg!!!

Technical

Runtime: 1 hrs. 23min.
Region: all
Audio/Video: average

Feature

Scene 1

We see an average looking, latin couple: a girl named Maria and her boyfriend, I think. They undress and go to a jacuzzi where Maria attempts to give her guy a BJ, but fails because he doesn't get wood. A cut to a different location, where the guy fucks her in doggie. They also do it in mish, cowgirl and RC. The dude needs nearly a minute to jerk himself off and finally unloads on girl's face. Very annoying camera work here and horrible editing (like in the middle of the sentence cuts). A condom was used in this scene. Score:

Scene 2

Two pretty teenies tease us for about five minutes. They undress and have a little pillow fight on the bed. The scene then continues as POV blowjob. Actually, it's not really a BJ; it's more like dick licking and giggling for 15 minutes. Eventually, the guy whacks off and shoots on their faces. I don't know about you, but I fell asleep while watching that. Score:

Scene 3

Another unattracive, young couple. The action starts directly with the BJ. This time, the girl at least shows some enthusiasm. They change to 69 position so the guy can eat her pussy as well. After that, they go through usual positions: mish, doggie, RC, cowgirl and some variations thereof. All ends with the facial preceded by extremely long jerk-to-pop action. The video quality is crappy and the couple is shooting this clip themselves, so you get either shaky POV that only captures close-up of genitals, or some fixed shots from distance. Score:

Scene 4

This is a solo masturbation scene. This time, we get a serious chicka-latina with big (fake) boobs. She plays with her pussy on the bed for some time, and then uses a dildo. Honestly, I think this is probably the best scene on this disc. This woman isn't that bad at what she's doing. But yet again, the camera work is poor and mostly produces close-ups of the pussy without showing the face. Score:

Extras

• Slideshow
• Trailers

Final Thoughts

Personally, I think this is a crap product. The girls are average looking at best. The sex is boring; it's as if it was artificially extended to fill megabytes on the disc. Camera work is generally very annoying and some editing is atrocious. In other words -- all very amateur. There are also some technical glitches on the DVD. I saw some video compression artifacts here and there, and at some point I even got a blue screen. That being said, I always try to be objective in my reviews which means if I didn't like it (referring to sex), it doesn't mean nobody else will. After all, this is volume #4 and that suggests that at least ten or so people bought volume #3, so the producer could afford to manufacture this episode. In other words, I can't totally eliminate the possibility that some strange porn fans may like a production such as this, but I don't. I've expected something better than this.

Conclusion

Avoid it.

-Zoid (for questions and comments: raven9272@yahoo.com)