Code Blue Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  8/2/2004

“Code Blue” gets its title from the radio call sign used by firefighters to signal an emergency. It should have been called “Code Blue Balls,” as the sex is so weak and the storyline so lame, that’s what the viewer is left with.

I won’t bore you with the details of the “couples” plot; suffice to say there’s a new guy in the firehouse and everybody gets laid. There is only one anal scene, only one facial, and typical “couples” music throughout.

Natalia Wood goes first and is paired with Steven St. Croix in a dimly-lit rooftop scene. Both look bored as they go through the motions of a standard Nicholas Steele scene (plenty of stupid camera angles that hide most of the action) that ends in a tummy cumshot.

Cute streaked brunette Brooke and Lee Stone hook up in the firehouse gym. Steele, in his infinite wisdom, shoots most of the scene from behind a heavy bag and a pillar. Again, there’s very little heat here and Lee finally comes on her tits.

Cheyne Collins takes on Dominica Leoni (and her huge, unsightly shoulder tat) outdoors next to an ambulance. Don’t know where they came up with lube in the parking lot, but they did the only anal of the movie in this scene. It ends with a belly cumshot.

St. Croix is back to shag blond cutie Lauren Phoenix. They suck and fuck in a gazebo housing a Jacuzzi, and Steele finds trees aplenty to shoot from behind in his agonizing “hide and seek” style of camerawork. It ends in a facial to pretty Lauren’s open mouth.

In a scene that should serve insomniacs well, cute blonde Amber Rain mixes it up with Billy Glyde. Their action (so to speak) takes place on a couch and ends with a butt cumshot.

Finally, Dani Woodward and Joey Ray go at it next to an outdoor fire pit. Again, plenty of soft jazzy music abounds. Brown-haired Dani does give an excellent blowjob here (lots of deep throat), but the rest of the action is shot poorly and is tedious to watch. Dani takes his load on her belly.

This is another snoozer from Steele and Adam & Eve. I can’t believe this movie would turn on any couple. It just has too many flaws. The best action in this flick is when the ambulances are racing down the street. Lets hope this gang fights fires and treats the wounded better than they fuck.

The DVD offers the following extras: two Bonus Scenes (Olivia del Rio and Randy Spears from “Rawhide” and Melody and St. Croix from “Behind the Mask”), Trailers, Behind the Scenes, Web Info, and a Photo Gallery. Condoms were used in the opening scene only.