Callgirls Undercover 2 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  9/13/2004

“Callgirls Undercover #2” has the longest list of credits at the end that I’ve ever seen on a porn flick. Too bad all those folks wasted their time and efforts on this disturbing movie.

The five vignettes all begin with a girl preparing to go to work. No, not at 7-11 or McDonald’s. These girls are hookers. The set-ups are long, often boring. Once the girls meet their johns, the darker aspect of their profession rises to the surface.

First, there is the exchange of money, followed by a close inspection of the bills by the girl (like they’re experts at counterfeiting). If that isn’t enough to kill the mood for the viewer, the girls simply go through the motions during the cold sex (probably like real whores), fake-moaning repeatedly, looking at their watches, etc. There are also some troubling scenes involving drug use. None of these aspects of the profession are erotic to me and turned me off to what little action that could be termed “hot.”

Facials end all five scenes, and only Faith Grant in the first scene (a b/g/g with cute Heather Call and Jay Crew) takes it in the ass. Others of note are Cynara Fox, who has a great set of tits; Cynthia Pendragon, a cute blonde who does Tony Sexton in a limo (the camerawork here was very shaky); and Jessie James, a semi-attractive blond with a bad set of tats.

The DVD offered the following extras: Solos, Cast List, Slide Show, Trailers, 800 #’s, and Website info. No condoms were used.