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Muscle Ranch
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Ed Dinakos, Jake Tanner
Studio: Colt
Review brief: DONT BOTHER GOING TO THIS RANCH! Muscle Ranch is another poor quality DVD by Buckshot Productions (are all these productions from the 70s & 80s?) which is surprising since the models from Colt are generally hot. Not only is the video and sound quality not very good but the approximate running time is less than 60 min in length as well. Actually the running time wouldnt be that bad-I mean 60 min. would be a good length to get your rocks off-if only the video were good! The gist, or should I say jizz of the story, is that of rancher Ed Dinakos who receives an application for a farmhand who is none other than Jake Tanner and how they have some good ol man to man action. It starts with Ed getting the application in the mail as well as a muscle and theres a brief flashback of him imagining himself with Jake. Ed then proceeds indoors to take a look at his "new" video he got. The video stars Wayne Mills who is a poolside statue that comes to life, jumps in the pool, and then lifts some weights and flexes his muscles in the nude.
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Andrew Blake's Girls
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/31/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jeanna Fine, Peter North, Randy Spears, Randy West, Ashlyn Gere, Porsche Lynn, Paula Price, Rocco Siffredi, Sebastian, Cameo, Jamie Summers, Zara Whites, Erica Boyer, Tori Welles, Cheri Taylor, Sabre, Valerie Stone, Ashley Lauren, Julia Parton, Heather Lere, Nikki Wilde, Derek Lane, Kristina King, Veronica Dol
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Andrew Blake
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 85 min. Production Date: 1992 Director: Andrew Blake Cast: Tori Welles, Porsche Lynn, Jamie Summers, Paula Price, Heater Lere, Nina Alexander, Erica Boyer, Cameo, Tami Monroe, Lauren Hall, Racquel Darrian, Zara Whites, Jeanna Fine, Veronica Dol, Valerie Stone, Ashlyn Gere, Ashley Lauren, Nichole (Nikki) Wilde, Krystina King, Derrick Lane, Randy West, and Randy Spears with a few other guys in non - sex roles. Initial Expectations: Andrew Blake has great artistic vision, so I expect the movie to be excellent. Unfortunately, Im not expecting Caballero to give it the treatment it deserves. Initial Reaction: As a compilation DVD, the feature itself is pretty good. Unfortunately, Caballero has given this DVD one of the worst treatments Ive ever seen. Audio /Video Quality: The audio quality is pretty good, but the video quality leaves a lot to be desired. It ranges anywhere from average to are those people or farm animals having sex?.
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Secret Agent 69
Release date: 8/29/2000
Reviewed on: 10/22/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Brick Majors, Julian, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Temptress, Daisy Chain, Kristen, Dayton Rains, Charlene Aspen, Bridgette Kerkove, Dillion Day, Dominic, Veronica Caine
Studio: Knob Ryder
Directed by: Father John
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 100 min. Production Date: 6/23/99, 9/12/99, 3/12/00 Director: Father John Cast: Jill Kelly, Temptress, Julie Meadows, Charlene Aspen, Brigette Kerkove, Barrett Moore, Kristen, Dayton Rains, Daisy Chain, Marc Davis, Julian, Brick Majors, Brian Surewood, Dillion Day, and Dominic Initial Expectations: I've never seen a Knob / Ryder release, so I didn't really know what to expect. Some of the cast is recognizable, but the lack of extras doesn't give me a lot of hope. Initial Reaction: The movie is almost okay, but the DVD as a whole is greatly lacking. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for really cheap porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a DVD that looked like it was made by somebody with at least a double digit IQ Audio /Video Quality: There's a few spots with some dubbing, but they're not overly noticeable. There's a lot of grain to the picture. It doesn't really detract that much from the movie as the camera work leaves a lot to be desired.
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Finger Pleasures 9
Release date: 6/11/2000
Reviewed on: 10/7/2000 by Endorphin
Starring: Bunny Bleu, Shayla LaVeaux, Megan [I] (ambiguous), Alice Harvey
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: T.H. Royal
Review brief: Starring: Shayla LaVeaux, Megan, Alice Harvey, Bunny Bleau Pros: chicks masturbating, good, long performances by the chicks, slow undressing (which gives that ever so great feeling of anticipationthat you frequently don't get in porn) Cons: VCR tracking lines(yes I am reviewing a DVD), terrible sound, terrible music, deceptive cover In a word: rip-off (or is that 2 words) This DVD features four women masturbating. Each woman has a solo segment about 15-20 minutes long. So, the premise is good for a start. The women work hard to please. Not only do they masturbate, but they also talk to the camera and create the fantasy that they are masturbating for you and love that you are watching. This is good. However, the production job is a travesty. It is hard and sometimes nearly impossible to hear what they are saying. And of course the music is too loud.
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Matador 1, The (Private)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/31/2000 by Big Bob
Starring: Christine, Yves Baillat, Clarissa, Cassandra Wild, Remigio Zampa, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Atlantis, Catherine Count, Helen Birne, Jean-Pierre Armand, Mikra Mitra
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel
Review brief: I AM A BIG FAN OF PRIVATE. HOWEVER, THIS MOVIE WAS PATHETIC! OLD AND UGLY MEN WITH AVERAGE LOOKING GIRLS.
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Diva X: Taylor
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/9/2000 by ChuckB28
Starring: Taylor Moore
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: This virtual sex DVD is terrible. The control is impossible!!! The audio is dubbed over, not live. The video clips are very short. Yeah, Taylor Moore looks fantastic but it's not worth getting this DVD for.
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Diva X: Brittany
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/6/2000 by Draken
Starring: Brittany Andrews
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: What a disappointment, this could have been a much better product. It is brought down by poor, sloppy and rushed work. Lets examine each of the four parts of the dvd in turn. On a personal note, I much prefer natural breasts opposed to oversized sacks of saline solution. Of couse, this is personal preference, so your mileage may vary. The Movie What they call a movie here would be refered to as a scene by most. It is this part of the disc that looks rushed, it could have been better. In the opening scene, you can see the end of the set because they used a funky camera lens. The camera then enters the bedroom, where the guy helps Brittany out of her clothes. In less than a blink of an eye, the guy is out of his, thanks to some creative editing. Too bad they didn't keep up the editing through out the feature. Further into the scene, we see shakey camera work and the occasional glimpse of a stagehand in the background.
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Interactive Mind Teaser
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/11/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Zoe, Kobe Tai, Mia, Stacy, Caroline, Crystal, Victoria, Envy, Kira, Lisa Comshaw, Kira Kener, Anna, Jordan, Stella
Studio: Vivid
Review brief: The Plot: Every now and then we have to change the old paradigms and realize that something new is in the air. Witness exhibit A: Vivids Interactive Mind Teazzer. It really defies classification. Its not a compilation, its not a gonzo and it certainly doesnt have a plot. How do we define such a beast? I think if I were able, I would classify this disc as an amusing toy. It's either that, or classify it as "drink coaster". The Cast: Its nice to see that Vivid is rotating out some of the faces (and bodies) that weve all grown to love in favor of some less-exposed talent. Some of the old crowd is here: Kobe Tai, Kira Kenner, Lisa Comshaw. There is a whole gamut of first-name-only Vivid girls here: Zoe, Doria, Mia, Stella, Crystal, Stacy, Jordan, etc. etc. etc. Most of the girls are artificially inflated, but I didnt see any that were awful in execution. The guys are represented by um there are none. I really have only a couple comments about the cast here: Somebody needs to feed Kobe Tai, and Kira Kenner is an excellent dancer.
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Latin Balls Huevos 2
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/4/2000 by sthorens@mindspring.com
Starring: Seth Black, Duncan Mills, Patrick Ives, Anthony Cruz, Duncan Valentine, David Santana
Studio: Channel 69
Review brief: Let me start by saying that I like Latin and Hispanic men. And I like hot sex. And I even like trade. What I don't like is street urchins lured by drugs & cash to do something in which they have to interest and into which they put no soul. The three couplings in this DVD are lackluster performances by three pairs of young (?) men who I am sure were street hustlers past their prime when this video was originally taped and who have hopefully long since retired. A/V quality is lackluster; extras are non-existant (as is plot); acting is poor and, with one very marginal exception, based on the performers' looks, even the cat wouldn't have dragged them in.
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Ultra Kinky 2: Oddities! The Fucking Abnormal
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/13/1999 by Kate
Studio: Metro
Review brief: I was expecting some serious hilarity - and all I got were a few laughs. Call me strange, but I was really looking forward to this DVD. What can I say... I love circus freaks! Too bad everything was faker than a goat with a horn glued to its head (the famed barnum & bailey unicorn.)This DVD won't get your rocks off.
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Women Of A Certain Age 10
Release date: 11/22/2023
Reviewed on: 10/28/2024 by RegularJoe
Starring: Netty, Linda Leclair, Lulu Love, Nikki Fox, Miss Melissa, Victoria Falls, Beatgirl, Helena K.
Studio: Mature XXX
Review brief: The absolute worst one in this series!
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Babysitter Wants To Fuck
Release date: 10/18/2017
Reviewed on: 8/10/2022 by astroknight
Starring: Mandy Flores
Studio: MYLF
Review brief: This one''s a dud. Mandy Flores plays things up nicely for the first half of the eight minute scene, but then everything comes crashing down in the second half with POV sex with no visible penetration and a fake cumshot. Skip this one.
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Pam & Tommy Lee: Hardcore
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/4/2022 by fu_q
Starring: Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee
Studio: Vivid
Review brief: Let''s talk about "Pam and Tommy Lee: Hardcore and Uncensored". It''s awful...and rightfully so, as it was never meant to be seen by the general public.
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Cock-A-Doodle Do
Release date: 5/18/2005
Reviewed on: 9/25/2021 by ButterBBB
Starring: Savannah, Misty Rain, Kyle Stone, Tiffany Mynx, Juli Ashton, Mai Lin, Chasey Lain, Dolly Golden, Claudio, Nikita, Gwen Summers, Nicole London, Marilyn Martin, Justine Romee, Alexis Malone
Studio: Pure Filth
Review brief: Not at all as advertized: Other studio lifted the VCA name/logo and box cover and substituted with a low-grade generic unrelated compilation
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Wet Top From Natalie Porkman
Release date: 9/6/2020
Reviewed on: 9/3/2021 by astroknight
Starring: Brick Danger, Natalie Porkman
Studio: Filthy Blowjobs
Review brief: Ironically, this scene completely blows. Natalie sucks a mean cock, but looks lost through the setup before getting there. The technical aspects are good but I''ve seen better camerawork in homemade videos. Even if you''re a fan of Natalie Porkman this one can be skipped.
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Cherries 59
Release date: 9/5/2007
Reviewed on: 4/22/2021 by RegularJoe
Starring: Taylor, Julie, Jamie, Giovanna, Malice
Studio: Homegrown
Review brief: Very lame production!
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Sex Kittens 32
Release date: 5/13/2007
Reviewed on: 4/22/2021 by RegularJoe
Starring: Stacy, Erin, Jade Starr, Mia Moore [II] (French), Jordyn Ray, Sarah Jane, Miko Sinz, Naomi St Claire, Vanessa Monroe, Priscilla Milan
Studio: Homegrown
Review brief: Skip this crap!
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Peter North's Greatest Cumshots
Release date: 12/15/2003
Reviewed on: 3/27/2020 by butter_bbb
Studio: Leisure Time
Review brief: Could have been a great compilation, marred by technological mishaps
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Sex with Grandpa Ed Powers Featuring Lulu Chu
Release date: 2/20/2020
Reviewed on: 3/16/2020 by Flash
Starring: Ed Powers, Tucker Stevens, Lulu Chu
Studio: Ed Powers
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Sex With Grandpa Ed Powers marks the return of Ed Powers to the adult industry after a six-year absence. Sex With Grandpa Ed Powers may be a departure from the Dirty Debutantes name that Ed Powers has used on most of his videos for three decades however, the content isn't. If anything, Sex With Grandpa Ed Powers looks even more amateur than his previous works. If you were a fan of Ed Powers' Dirty Debutantes series, you'd probably love the first volume of his new series. If you weren't, you are going to hate Sex With Grandpa Ed Powers. Grandpa Ed Powers has done a good job with their streaming and download edition available on HotMovies with good picture and sound quality.
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Super Stacked 6 (X Rated Films)
Release date: 8/13/2019
Reviewed on: 12/30/2019 by sexotics2006
Starring: Lucy, Sara Jay, Charley Chase, Nikki Sexx
Studio: X Rated Films
Review brief: BUYER BEWARE! Thank goodness we have sites like ADT. Just in time for the new year, this is the absolute worst release of 2019. Camera quality looks like they downloaded low resolutions scenes from a free porn streaming site and cobbled together a video. The aspect ratio is wrong in Scene 2, and everything is washed out in all scenes. It may have been acceptable... in 1986. Hilariously, the absolute worst quality scene makes up the bulk of the movie at 37 minutes, followed by a 17 minute ending scene that seems included just to get up to a standard 4 scenes. Even the Lucy (V) box cover photo is total bullshit. She does have a scene, but it isn't what's on the cover and doesn't feature 2 guys. A category tag markets this movie as 'Double Penetration'. There is no DP scene. I wouldn't watch this if someone gave it to you for free.
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Horny Black Babysitters 2
Release date: 8/22/2011
Reviewed on: 7/5/2019 by RegularJoe
Starring: Mark Anthony, Janae Foxx, Rock The Icon, Sean Swipe, Porsha Karrera, L Brooks, Monique Symone
Studio: Combat Zone
Directed by: The Wizard
Review brief: Babysitters??? Please!!!
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Daddy's Dirty Little Girls
Release date: 12/18/2003
Reviewed on: 2/18/2019 by RegularJoe
Studio: Jet Multimedia
Review brief: Absolute crap!
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Spit
Release date: 2/4/2019
Reviewed on: 2/5/2019 by Flash
Starring: Jaime, Felicia Fisher, Lulu Sparkle, Edie Sixx, Felina Rae, Juliana B., Xana-Akasha Starmartyr
Studio: A Baroque House
Directed by: Akiko Janos
Review brief: Spit is an experimental short film from Akiko Janos. Spit is a visually intense short film that will appeal to a very limited audience only. The short film tells the story of a book that causes a person's most profound and darkest fantasies to be visualized. Aikiko Janos put a lot of work into Spit, and the short film should appeal to the right audience. Spit is available exclusively through A Baroque House as a limited edition DVD.
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Starbangers 8
Release date: 5/30/2002
Reviewed on: 12/21/2018 by fu_q
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Tom Byron, Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Rick Masters, Vince Vouyer, Valentino, Dick Nasty, Nici Sterling, Woody Long, Julian St. Jox, Don Fernando, Jay Ashley, Sean Rider, Paul Cox, Kyle Phillips, Rick O'Shea, Max Cady
Studio: Zane
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan, Jay Ashley
Review brief: The sassy English lassie of yesteryear (the lovely and lusty Nici Sterling), all three of her open-for-business holes, and even her well-known willingness to please sadly aren't enough to save the directorial and technical debacle that is "Starbangers 8", a subpar, 1996 release from Fantastic Pictures. It's like somebody threw a gangbang and nobody came... at least the viewer didn't, that's for sure. Do yourself a favor and avoid this slow-paced, horribly produced and edited piece of garbage. Watching it is like being put on hold on the telephone for 80+ minutes, except instead of holding a phone, you're holding your limp, disappointed dick...and your wallet is $15 lighter. Buy something else. (Poor, Nici. She deserved so much better than this.)
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Sins of Johnny X, The (Bijou Video)
Release date: 8/10/2017
Reviewed on: 11/16/2018 by Flash
Starring: Richard Locke, Kurt Williams, Clay Grant, Dave Daniels
Studio: Bijou
Directed by: Taylor Benson
Review brief: The Sins of Johnny X is a poor gay adult hardcore film that has a boring story, and one of the main cast members never seems to be into the sex scenes at all. There isn't anything about this film that needs to be experienced by the viewer. Bijou Video has done a poor job with their release with an edited video sourced transfer.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Ed Dinakos, Jake Tanner
Studio: Colt
Review brief: DONT BOTHER GOING TO THIS RANCH! Muscle Ranch is another poor quality DVD by Buckshot Productions (are all these productions from the 70s & 80s?) which is surprising since the models from Colt are generally hot. Not only is the video and sound quality not very good but the approximate running time is less than 60 min in length as well. Actually the running time wouldnt be that bad-I mean 60 min. would be a good length to get your rocks off-if only the video were good! The gist, or should I say jizz of the story, is that of rancher Ed Dinakos who receives an application for a farmhand who is none other than Jake Tanner and how they have some good ol man to man action. It starts with Ed getting the application in the mail as well as a muscle and theres a brief flashback of him imagining himself with Jake. Ed then proceeds indoors to take a look at his "new" video he got. The video stars Wayne Mills who is a poolside statue that comes to life, jumps in the pool, and then lifts some weights and flexes his muscles in the nude.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/31/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jeanna Fine, Peter North, Randy Spears, Randy West, Ashlyn Gere, Porsche Lynn, Paula Price, Rocco Siffredi, Sebastian, Cameo, Jamie Summers, Zara Whites, Erica Boyer, Tori Welles, Cheri Taylor, Sabre, Valerie Stone, Ashley Lauren, Julia Parton, Heather Lere, Nikki Wilde, Derek Lane, Kristina King, Veronica Dol
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Andrew Blake
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 85 min. Production Date: 1992 Director: Andrew Blake Cast: Tori Welles, Porsche Lynn, Jamie Summers, Paula Price, Heater Lere, Nina Alexander, Erica Boyer, Cameo, Tami Monroe, Lauren Hall, Racquel Darrian, Zara Whites, Jeanna Fine, Veronica Dol, Valerie Stone, Ashlyn Gere, Ashley Lauren, Nichole (Nikki) Wilde, Krystina King, Derrick Lane, Randy West, and Randy Spears with a few other guys in non - sex roles. Initial Expectations: Andrew Blake has great artistic vision, so I expect the movie to be excellent. Unfortunately, Im not expecting Caballero to give it the treatment it deserves. Initial Reaction: As a compilation DVD, the feature itself is pretty good. Unfortunately, Caballero has given this DVD one of the worst treatments Ive ever seen. Audio /Video Quality: The audio quality is pretty good, but the video quality leaves a lot to be desired. It ranges anywhere from average to are those people or farm animals having sex?.
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Release date: 8/29/2000
Reviewed on: 10/22/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Brick Majors, Julian, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Temptress, Daisy Chain, Kristen, Dayton Rains, Charlene Aspen, Bridgette Kerkove, Dillion Day, Dominic, Veronica Caine
Studio: Knob Ryder
Directed by: Father John
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 100 min. Production Date: 6/23/99, 9/12/99, 3/12/00 Director: Father John Cast: Jill Kelly, Temptress, Julie Meadows, Charlene Aspen, Brigette Kerkove, Barrett Moore, Kristen, Dayton Rains, Daisy Chain, Marc Davis, Julian, Brick Majors, Brian Surewood, Dillion Day, and Dominic Initial Expectations: I've never seen a Knob / Ryder release, so I didn't really know what to expect. Some of the cast is recognizable, but the lack of extras doesn't give me a lot of hope. Initial Reaction: The movie is almost okay, but the DVD as a whole is greatly lacking. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for really cheap porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a DVD that looked like it was made by somebody with at least a double digit IQ Audio /Video Quality: There's a few spots with some dubbing, but they're not overly noticeable. There's a lot of grain to the picture. It doesn't really detract that much from the movie as the camera work leaves a lot to be desired.
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Release date: 6/11/2000
Reviewed on: 10/7/2000 by Endorphin
Starring: Bunny Bleu, Shayla LaVeaux, Megan [I] (ambiguous), Alice Harvey
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: T.H. Royal
Review brief: Starring: Shayla LaVeaux, Megan, Alice Harvey, Bunny Bleau Pros: chicks masturbating, good, long performances by the chicks, slow undressing (which gives that ever so great feeling of anticipationthat you frequently don't get in porn) Cons: VCR tracking lines(yes I am reviewing a DVD), terrible sound, terrible music, deceptive cover In a word: rip-off (or is that 2 words) This DVD features four women masturbating. Each woman has a solo segment about 15-20 minutes long. So, the premise is good for a start. The women work hard to please. Not only do they masturbate, but they also talk to the camera and create the fantasy that they are masturbating for you and love that you are watching. This is good. However, the production job is a travesty. It is hard and sometimes nearly impossible to hear what they are saying. And of course the music is too loud.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/31/2000 by Big Bob
Starring: Christine, Yves Baillat, Clarissa, Cassandra Wild, Remigio Zampa, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Atlantis, Catherine Count, Helen Birne, Jean-Pierre Armand, Mikra Mitra
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel
Review brief: I AM A BIG FAN OF PRIVATE. HOWEVER, THIS MOVIE WAS PATHETIC! OLD AND UGLY MEN WITH AVERAGE LOOKING GIRLS.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/9/2000 by ChuckB28
Starring: Taylor Moore
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: This virtual sex DVD is terrible. The control is impossible!!! The audio is dubbed over, not live. The video clips are very short. Yeah, Taylor Moore looks fantastic but it's not worth getting this DVD for.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/6/2000 by Draken
Starring: Brittany Andrews
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: What a disappointment, this could have been a much better product. It is brought down by poor, sloppy and rushed work. Lets examine each of the four parts of the dvd in turn. On a personal note, I much prefer natural breasts opposed to oversized sacks of saline solution. Of couse, this is personal preference, so your mileage may vary. The Movie What they call a movie here would be refered to as a scene by most. It is this part of the disc that looks rushed, it could have been better. In the opening scene, you can see the end of the set because they used a funky camera lens. The camera then enters the bedroom, where the guy helps Brittany out of her clothes. In less than a blink of an eye, the guy is out of his, thanks to some creative editing. Too bad they didn't keep up the editing through out the feature. Further into the scene, we see shakey camera work and the occasional glimpse of a stagehand in the background.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/11/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Zoe, Kobe Tai, Mia, Stacy, Caroline, Crystal, Victoria, Envy, Kira, Lisa Comshaw, Kira Kener, Anna, Jordan, Stella
Studio: Vivid
Review brief: The Plot: Every now and then we have to change the old paradigms and realize that something new is in the air. Witness exhibit A: Vivids Interactive Mind Teazzer. It really defies classification. Its not a compilation, its not a gonzo and it certainly doesnt have a plot. How do we define such a beast? I think if I were able, I would classify this disc as an amusing toy. It's either that, or classify it as "drink coaster". The Cast: Its nice to see that Vivid is rotating out some of the faces (and bodies) that weve all grown to love in favor of some less-exposed talent. Some of the old crowd is here: Kobe Tai, Kira Kenner, Lisa Comshaw. There is a whole gamut of first-name-only Vivid girls here: Zoe, Doria, Mia, Stella, Crystal, Stacy, Jordan, etc. etc. etc. Most of the girls are artificially inflated, but I didnt see any that were awful in execution. The guys are represented by um there are none. I really have only a couple comments about the cast here: Somebody needs to feed Kobe Tai, and Kira Kenner is an excellent dancer.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/4/2000 by sthorens@mindspring.com
Starring: Seth Black, Duncan Mills, Patrick Ives, Anthony Cruz, Duncan Valentine, David Santana
Studio: Channel 69
Review brief: Let me start by saying that I like Latin and Hispanic men. And I like hot sex. And I even like trade. What I don't like is street urchins lured by drugs & cash to do something in which they have to interest and into which they put no soul. The three couplings in this DVD are lackluster performances by three pairs of young (?) men who I am sure were street hustlers past their prime when this video was originally taped and who have hopefully long since retired. A/V quality is lackluster; extras are non-existant (as is plot); acting is poor and, with one very marginal exception, based on the performers' looks, even the cat wouldn't have dragged them in.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/13/1999 by Kate
Studio: Metro
Review brief: I was expecting some serious hilarity - and all I got were a few laughs. Call me strange, but I was really looking forward to this DVD. What can I say... I love circus freaks! Too bad everything was faker than a goat with a horn glued to its head (the famed barnum & bailey unicorn.)This DVD won't get your rocks off.
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Release date: 11/22/2023
Reviewed on: 10/28/2024 by RegularJoe
Starring: Netty, Linda Leclair, Lulu Love, Nikki Fox, Miss Melissa, Victoria Falls, Beatgirl, Helena K.
Studio: Mature XXX
Review brief: The absolute worst one in this series!
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Release date: 10/18/2017
Reviewed on: 8/10/2022 by astroknight
Starring: Mandy Flores
Studio: MYLF
Review brief: This one''s a dud. Mandy Flores plays things up nicely for the first half of the eight minute scene, but then everything comes crashing down in the second half with POV sex with no visible penetration and a fake cumshot. Skip this one.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/4/2022 by fu_q
Starring: Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee
Studio: Vivid
Review brief: Let''s talk about "Pam and Tommy Lee: Hardcore and Uncensored". It''s awful...and rightfully so, as it was never meant to be seen by the general public.
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Release date: 5/18/2005
Reviewed on: 9/25/2021 by ButterBBB
Starring: Savannah, Misty Rain, Kyle Stone, Tiffany Mynx, Juli Ashton, Mai Lin, Chasey Lain, Dolly Golden, Claudio, Nikita, Gwen Summers, Nicole London, Marilyn Martin, Justine Romee, Alexis Malone
Studio: Pure Filth
Review brief: Not at all as advertized: Other studio lifted the VCA name/logo and box cover and substituted with a low-grade generic unrelated compilation
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Release date: 9/6/2020
Reviewed on: 9/3/2021 by astroknight
Starring: Brick Danger, Natalie Porkman
Studio: Filthy Blowjobs
Review brief: Ironically, this scene completely blows. Natalie sucks a mean cock, but looks lost through the setup before getting there. The technical aspects are good but I''ve seen better camerawork in homemade videos. Even if you''re a fan of Natalie Porkman this one can be skipped.
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Release date: 9/5/2007
Reviewed on: 4/22/2021 by RegularJoe
Starring: Taylor, Julie, Jamie, Giovanna, Malice
Studio: Homegrown
Review brief: Very lame production!
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Release date: 5/13/2007
Reviewed on: 4/22/2021 by RegularJoe
Starring: Stacy, Erin, Jade Starr, Mia Moore [II] (French), Jordyn Ray, Sarah Jane, Miko Sinz, Naomi St Claire, Vanessa Monroe, Priscilla Milan
Studio: Homegrown
Review brief: Skip this crap!
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Release date: 12/15/2003
Reviewed on: 3/27/2020 by butter_bbb
Studio: Leisure Time
Review brief: Could have been a great compilation, marred by technological mishaps
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Release date: 2/20/2020
Reviewed on: 3/16/2020 by Flash
Starring: Ed Powers, Tucker Stevens, Lulu Chu
Studio: Ed Powers
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Sex With Grandpa Ed Powers marks the return of Ed Powers to the adult industry after a six-year absence. Sex With Grandpa Ed Powers may be a departure from the Dirty Debutantes name that Ed Powers has used on most of his videos for three decades however, the content isn't. If anything, Sex With Grandpa Ed Powers looks even more amateur than his previous works. If you were a fan of Ed Powers' Dirty Debutantes series, you'd probably love the first volume of his new series. If you weren't, you are going to hate Sex With Grandpa Ed Powers. Grandpa Ed Powers has done a good job with their streaming and download edition available on HotMovies with good picture and sound quality.
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Release date: 8/13/2019
Reviewed on: 12/30/2019 by sexotics2006
Starring: Lucy, Sara Jay, Charley Chase, Nikki Sexx
Studio: X Rated Films
Review brief: BUYER BEWARE! Thank goodness we have sites like ADT. Just in time for the new year, this is the absolute worst release of 2019. Camera quality looks like they downloaded low resolutions scenes from a free porn streaming site and cobbled together a video. The aspect ratio is wrong in Scene 2, and everything is washed out in all scenes. It may have been acceptable... in 1986. Hilariously, the absolute worst quality scene makes up the bulk of the movie at 37 minutes, followed by a 17 minute ending scene that seems included just to get up to a standard 4 scenes. Even the Lucy (V) box cover photo is total bullshit. She does have a scene, but it isn't what's on the cover and doesn't feature 2 guys. A category tag markets this movie as 'Double Penetration'. There is no DP scene. I wouldn't watch this if someone gave it to you for free.
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Release date: 8/22/2011
Reviewed on: 7/5/2019 by RegularJoe
Starring: Mark Anthony, Janae Foxx, Rock The Icon, Sean Swipe, Porsha Karrera, L Brooks, Monique Symone
Studio: Combat Zone
Directed by: The Wizard
Review brief: Babysitters??? Please!!!
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Release date: 12/18/2003
Reviewed on: 2/18/2019 by RegularJoe
Studio: Jet Multimedia
Review brief: Absolute crap!
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Release date: 2/4/2019
Reviewed on: 2/5/2019 by Flash
Starring: Jaime, Felicia Fisher, Lulu Sparkle, Edie Sixx, Felina Rae, Juliana B., Xana-Akasha Starmartyr
Studio: A Baroque House
Directed by: Akiko Janos
Review brief: Spit is an experimental short film from Akiko Janos. Spit is a visually intense short film that will appeal to a very limited audience only. The short film tells the story of a book that causes a person's most profound and darkest fantasies to be visualized. Aikiko Janos put a lot of work into Spit, and the short film should appeal to the right audience. Spit is available exclusively through A Baroque House as a limited edition DVD.
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Release date: 5/30/2002
Reviewed on: 12/21/2018 by fu_q
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Tom Byron, Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Rick Masters, Vince Vouyer, Valentino, Dick Nasty, Nici Sterling, Woody Long, Julian St. Jox, Don Fernando, Jay Ashley, Sean Rider, Paul Cox, Kyle Phillips, Rick O'Shea, Max Cady
Studio: Zane
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan, Jay Ashley
Review brief: The sassy English lassie of yesteryear (the lovely and lusty Nici Sterling), all three of her open-for-business holes, and even her well-known willingness to please sadly aren't enough to save the directorial and technical debacle that is "Starbangers 8", a subpar, 1996 release from Fantastic Pictures. It's like somebody threw a gangbang and nobody came... at least the viewer didn't, that's for sure. Do yourself a favor and avoid this slow-paced, horribly produced and edited piece of garbage. Watching it is like being put on hold on the telephone for 80+ minutes, except instead of holding a phone, you're holding your limp, disappointed dick...and your wallet is $15 lighter. Buy something else. (Poor, Nici. She deserved so much better than this.)
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Release date: 8/10/2017
Reviewed on: 11/16/2018 by Flash
Starring: Richard Locke, Kurt Williams, Clay Grant, Dave Daniels
Studio: Bijou
Directed by: Taylor Benson
Review brief: The Sins of Johnny X is a poor gay adult hardcore film that has a boring story, and one of the main cast members never seems to be into the sex scenes at all. There isn't anything about this film that needs to be experienced by the viewer. Bijou Video has done a poor job with their release with an edited video sourced transfer.
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