Adult DVD Talk reviewers have reviewed 5 porn movies from P.M. Productions.
Reviews of P.M. Productions Movies (5)
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steve Perry, George Payne, Michael Gaunt, David Savage, Christopher Rage, Kurt Mann, Lew Seager, Mark Hamilton, R. Casino, Lem Amero
Studio: P.M. Productions
Directed by: John Amero, Michael Findlay
Release date: 11/29/2007
Kiss Today Goodbye review summaries:
Flash's
The concept behind the story for Kiss Today Goodbye is appealing, however, the script and the execution of the story in the film is poor. The film boasts talented individuals on both sides of the camera, however, Kiss Today Goodbye just wastes all the talent and is little more than a poorly made feature gay hardcore adult film. Kiss Today Goodbye is a hard film to recommend to anyone. The French Connection has done an unacceptable job with their DVD release of Kiss Today Goodbye with abysmal video and audio quality. [read the full review]
review from 9/2/2017:
The concept behind the story for Kiss Today Goodbye is appealing, however, the script and the execution of the story in the film is poor. The film boasts talented individuals on both sides of the camera, however, Kiss Today Goodbye just wastes all the talent and is little more than a poorly made feature gay hardcore adult film. Kiss Today Goodbye is a hard film to recommend to anyone. The French Connection has done an unacceptable job with their DVD release of Kiss Today Goodbye with abysmal video and audio quality. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jack Wrangler, Eric Ryan, Justin Time, Michael Pen, Tom Cord, Michael Munsey, Eric Hill, John Meadows
Studio: P.M. Productions
Directed by: Arch Brown
Release date: 5/23/2005
Dynamite (French Connection) review summaries:
Flash's
Dynamite presents itself as a hardcore gay feature film, however, in reality, the plot is almost non-existent and any viewer watching this film as a feature is going to be very disappointed. On top of that, Dynamite is clearly a cheaply made and rushed effort which is likely to leave viewers very unsatisfied. Cream of the Crop and The French Connection have done an abysmal job with their DVD release of Dynamite with unacceptably bad video quality and a poor audio presentation. [read the full review]
review from 7/27/2017:
Dynamite presents itself as a hardcore gay feature film, however, in reality, the plot is almost non-existent and any viewer watching this film as a feature is going to be very disappointed. On top of that, Dynamite is clearly a cheaply made and rushed effort which is likely to leave viewers very unsatisfied. Cream of the Crop and The French Connection have done an abysmal job with their DVD release of Dynamite with unacceptably bad video quality and a poor audio presentation. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jose Morales, Jeff Stone, Bud Wallace, Ryan Harker, Tharon Davis, Corrado Quinto, Jesse Jones
Studio: P.M. Productions
Directed by: Joe Gage
Release date: 3/8/2005
Oil Rig #99 review summaries:
Flash's
Joe Gage may have made some great gay adult films over the years, unfortunately, Oil Rig #99 isn't one of them. Oil Rig #99 is essentially an all sex film that was made fast and cheap. If you are a fan of the cast, Oil Rig #99 might be worth a rental, otherwise, this reviewer would recommending passing on this one. Cream of the Crop and The French Connection have done an abysmal job with their DVD release of Oil Rig #99 with almost unwatchable video quality and audio that is hard to hear. [read the full review]
review from 7/27/2017:
Joe Gage may have made some great gay adult films over the years, unfortunately, Oil Rig #99 isn't one of them. Oil Rig #99 is essentially an all sex film that was made fast and cheap. If you are a fan of the cast, Oil Rig #99 might be worth a rental, otherwise, this reviewer would recommending passing on this one. Cream of the Crop and The French Connection have done an abysmal job with their DVD release of Oil Rig #99 with almost unwatchable video quality and audio that is hard to hear. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jack Wrangler, Miles Long, Keith Anthoni, George Payne, Scorpio, Gustavo, Steve Parker, John Kovacs, Kip Noll, Daniel Holt, Christopher Rage, Shawn Gregory, Lew Seager, Johnny Kovaks, Victor Huston, Sven Jensen, Alan Miles, Michael Pen, Tone Stalione, David Starbuck, Josef Tempesta, Tom Cord, Brad Ford, Ken Edwards, Pete Connors, Andy Breugera, Perry Fryer, William Hallquist, Trane Johnson, Ray Moore, BJ Bare, Pat Johnson, Roberto Castro
Studio: P.M. Productions
Directed by: Arch Brown, John Amero, Michael Findlay, Says Parker, Bruce King
Release date: 4/23/2002
5 New York Classics review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
The only film in this collection worth watching at all is ALL TIED UP. As though realizing this it had a disc all to itself. The other four films are crunched together on the second disc. And that is a problem because they are so compressed that you are lucky if two of the four will play. I was able to watch (unfortunately) two and a half of the films but the rest of the disc simply would not play on any of my five players. ALL TIED UP stars Scorpio one of our earliest porn stars. He was slender, bottomed as well as topped and had a blond walrus mustache. Indeed all of the guys in all the films wear mustaches. It was the badge of gaydom in this ancient time period. One didnt need gaydar, the mustache screamed GAY! The Nazis wouldnt have needed pink triangles with these guys. (Okay, so I had a mustache myself oncebut it was in a much later time period so I wasnt a clone). Anyway, a delivery boy seduces Scorpio so that he can steal the keys to his apartment thus allowing two others to enter and tie Scorpio to the bed. Thereafter he gets dildos and cocks up his butt. [read the full review]
review from 5/13/2004:
The only film in this collection worth watching at all is ALL TIED UP. As though realizing this it had a disc all to itself. The other four films are crunched together on the second disc. And that is a problem because they are so compressed that you are lucky if two of the four will play. I was able to watch (unfortunately) two and a half of the films but the rest of the disc simply would not play on any of my five players. ALL TIED UP stars Scorpio one of our earliest porn stars. He was slender, bottomed as well as topped and had a blond walrus mustache. Indeed all of the guys in all the films wear mustaches. It was the badge of gaydom in this ancient time period. One didnt need gaydar, the mustache screamed GAY! The Nazis wouldnt have needed pink triangles with these guys. (Okay, so I had a mustache myself oncebut it was in a much later time period so I wasnt a clone). Anyway, a delivery boy seduces Scorpio so that he can steal the keys to his apartment thus allowing two others to enter and tie Scorpio to the bed. Thereafter he gets dildos and cocks up his butt. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Jack Wrangler, Kurt Williams, Al Parker, Roger, Steve Tracy, Chris Adams, Jennifer Cashoty, Christopher Christy, Tim Christy, Adam Neumar, David Warfield
Studio: P.M. Productions
Directed by: Tom DeSimone
Release date: 9/6/2000
Heavy Equipment review summaries:
Flash's
Heavy Equipment is an enjoyable classic gay feature film that boasts great production values, an interesting story, and a great cast. Fans of feature films where the story is as important as the sex scenes will enjoy this film. However, Blue Pictures has done a poor job with this DVD release of Heavy Equipment with poor image quality and poor audio. This edition only contains the 2D version of Heavy Equipment and not the 3D version. [read the full review]
review from 7/27/2017:
Heavy Equipment is an enjoyable classic gay feature film that boasts great production values, an interesting story, and a great cast. Fans of feature films where the story is as important as the sex scenes will enjoy this film. However, Blue Pictures has done a poor job with this DVD release of Heavy Equipment with poor image quality and poor audio. This edition only contains the 2D version of Heavy Equipment and not the 3D version. [read the full review]
joeblow69's
Ah, the 70s. The pre-Golden age of porn. Back when mustaches were mandatory and the films were grainier than my ass crack after a trip to the beach. Caballero digs WAY back into the vaults and re-releases Heavy Equipment on DVD. Was it worth the effort? Uh, hmm, err it depends. First things first, the picture quality is awful. I mean really, really bad. The video is very grainy, and the lighting is extremely dark in a few places. It isnt mentioned anywhere on the DVD, but I could swear that this was filmed in 3D. There are many places where you can see the standard red-blue double image required for 3D. This seems to happen most frequently when projectiles are coming straight at the screen. Penises, hands, dumbells, things like that. I dont have 3D glasses, though, so I cant confirm anything. If this wasnt done intentionally, then the picture quality is even worse that I thought. Our story (thats right, there is a story here!) starts out with our hero, the geeky Chester, working at an adult bookstore. [read the full review]
review from 10/30/2000:
Ah, the 70s. The pre-Golden age of porn. Back when mustaches were mandatory and the films were grainier than my ass crack after a trip to the beach. Caballero digs WAY back into the vaults and re-releases Heavy Equipment on DVD. Was it worth the effort? Uh, hmm, err it depends. First things first, the picture quality is awful. I mean really, really bad. The video is very grainy, and the lighting is extremely dark in a few places. It isnt mentioned anywhere on the DVD, but I could swear that this was filmed in 3D. There are many places where you can see the standard red-blue double image required for 3D. This seems to happen most frequently when projectiles are coming straight at the screen. Penises, hands, dumbells, things like that. I dont have 3D glasses, though, so I cant confirm anything. If this wasnt done intentionally, then the picture quality is even worse that I thought. Our story (thats right, there is a story here!) starts out with our hero, the geeky Chester, working at an adult bookstore. [read the full review]
