Blowjob Adventures Of Dr. Fellatio 42, The Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  4/30/2004

“Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio #42” had so much potential to be a great “oral only” flick. But director William H. has taken over this long-running series and found a way to screw it up. “B.J.A.D.F.” used to be the benchmark for all blowjob movies, concentrating on the hummers and nothing else. William H. has decided he wants to be the star of the show.

His directorial credits include “The Idiot’s Guide to Making Porn Movies,” and never could a man be considered more of an expert on idiots. How else do you explain taking a tried-and-true formula for success and trying to find a way to improve it? He has, and he doesn’t.

Where to start? Okay, he takes about four minutes setting up the first scene with some stupid premise that he wants to film his girlfriend (Summer Sweet) giving another guy a blowjob in the park. Then he talks to her almost non-stop through the sex. “Do you like sucking that cock?” She smiles and giggles throughout, but you can tell she wishes he would just shut up and let her do her job. And so do we!

Roxanne Hall has been around a while, but she still looks great and knows how to suck cock with the best of them. So what does William H. do? He puts her between three guys wearing ridiculous masks. If that wasn’t distracting enough, he keeps up a steady banter with her also.

Mya Lovely, Kayla Marie, and Christie Lee get the same treatment from William H. (the H stands for “hole,” as in “asshole”). Kayla gets sprayed big time with her facial, and he doesn’t even leave the camera on her long enough for us to see if she gives some PCH, or pukes, or what.

How, one asks, can even this jerk screw up a scene with cute Alysin Chaynes? Easy. He turns the blowjob into a full-out sex romp on the couch. Not that I mind watching Alysin getting licked and hosed - just not in an all-oral flick.

Sabina takes on two guys, and Corina Taylor does three, which are about three too many guys for these two scenes. Then William H. gets the bright idea to blindfold Corina just before a triple frosting. Dumb!

Felicia Fox gives a terrific blowjob in the next scene. There are nice camera angles, a fine facial, and great cleanup. The problem? It’s done in black and white.

Finally, Gia Paloma sucks off two guys who picked her up in a car. It’s at night, in a field somewhere, the lighting is terrible, and the cameraman looks like he’s had a few too many highballs.

Why possesses a man to try to fix something that ain’t broke? William H. must think he’s the next Scorcese with all the tricks he pulls in this video. Take my advice, William: Let the girls suck cock in a house somewhere, let the guys cum on their mugs, let them clean up afterward, and KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT!!! You are not, nor will ever be, the star of this or any other smut flick. Avoid fancy editing techniques and special effects. You’re making this for us, the strokers, not for yourself, the nitwit.

Hopefully, the folks at Elegant Angel will see the error of their ways and dump this guy before he makes their series the laughingstock of the jizz biz.

Note: I’m guessing sales were down for Volume #41 of this series, because three of the scenes were repeated in #42 as Bonus Scenes.