Lusty Busty Dolls 7 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  7/4/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 78 min.

Production Date: 4 / 28 / 2002

Director: Skye Blue

Cast: Alexis Amore, Candy Cox, Cleopatra, Kimberly Kupps, Minka, Savannah Staxx, and Tanya Danielle

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: This series has been slowly going downhill. I’m almost afraid to watch this one.

Initial Reaction: Skip it!

Who Should Watch It : Fans of extremely busty women who want an artistic look

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting straightforward porn or girls who can get out of bed without help in the morning

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear, but normally completely drowned out by the music. The sounds from the performers come and go throughout the feature. Although this does give the audio a slightly artistic feeling, it’s more annoying than anything and made me wonder if it was more artistic or more half-assed. The video is pretty average. It’s well lit and has an artistic feel, but there’s a little grain in the feature that is a bit noticeable. It has a few flaws, such as the camera being bumped to show the lights and a bit of the crew popping in now and then, but mostly looks very nice.

Music: The music varies a little, but mostly has a slight techno feel. Unfortunately it’s a bit too loud and hurt the scenes as much as it helped them.

Menus: The menus are pretty average. The main menu is animation free while the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene.

The Feature

The Lusty Busty Dolls series goes with a simple idea, busty women. Skye Blue alternates scenes between lesbian scenes and masturbation scenes, but works a good tease into each scene. There’s never a plot to set things up, and the camera work is always on the artistic side.

Scene 1 - Kimberly Kupps and Minka

Minka and Kimberly, both of whom give me a backache just looking at them due to each of their breasts being bigger than their head, start things out kissing by an old car which looks like it’s parked on the legendary Lover’s Lane. They start out working on each other’s tits and play with them before Minka helps Kimberly out of her poodle skirt to rub her tits around Kimberly’s ass. Kimberly wants more, however, and helps Minka out of her leather skirt and panties so she can kiss her kitty and fuck it with a vibe. Kimberly even gives Minka’s ass a little light attention with her tongue and finger before letting Minka reciprocate in kind. Finally, the scene fades out without feeling close to being complete.

This is an okay scene. The foreplay went on long enough to seem like it was dragging, which started to lose me early in the scene. Once it got on to a bit heavier action, the scene picked up a little, but something about it didn’t seem quite right to me. At the end of the scene, my attention disappeared again. Skye mixes things up nicely and keeps things looking pretty, but her ending here sucked. One of my criteria for a great director is if they can do a lesbian scene and make it come to a fulfilling ending. It’s easy when a guy’s involved since you have a pop shot to work around, but girls aren’t as easy. Sadly, Skye fails this test miserably with this scene.

Scene 2 - Cleopatra and Alexis Amore

Cleopatra starts off sitting back on a park bench when trenchcoat-clad Alexis walks up and flashes her, showing that she’s only wearing a pair of shiny black fuck-me boots and red hot pants. The girls don’t waste much time exploring each other before Alexis starts her tongue dancing across Cleopatra’s clit, slaps it with her pierced titties, and gives it some finger action as well while Cleopatra lays back on the bench. Alexis bends over the bench to let Cleopatra repay her, and adds a couple fingers to help Cleopatra out when Cleopatra moves underneath her. The girls break out a short but thick purple dildo which Cleopatra uses on Alexis before laying back for Alexis to reciprocate with a pink dildo. Finally, Alexis pulls it out and lets Cleopatra suck it clean.

This is an okay scene. The girls get into each other nicely, but there’s nothing that really strikes me as special about the scene. It all feels very by-the-numbers, and although there’s decent chemistry it’s not enough to save the scene from a feeling of mediocrity. At least the ending feels complete.

Scene 3 - Kandi Cox

Candi Cox starts out the third and penultimate scene on stage dancing around like she’s a sequined Egyptian princess with a blue cape. She twirls around while stripping down, and plays to the camera almost as if it were sitting right there in sniffer’s row. She breaks out a couple toys to tease and play with herself with before the scene fades out looking like it still had plenty to go.

This scene did next to nothing for me. Candy looks like she’s having a good time, but the scene was so slow that I’m not sure if the scene passed the three minute mark before I was completely bored. It’s really too bad as Candy does look like she’s enjoying herself, but the camera work just couldn’t draw me in.

Scene 4 - Tanya Danielle and Savanna

Dirty blonde Savanna distracts Tanya from her reading in the garden by getting her big fat titties to close to Tanya’s face. Tanya playfully pulls the string on Savanna’s top with her teeth and throws her hat away before taking Savanna’s binoculars away and pulling out Savanna’s tits to suck. Tanya’s ta-tas are released as well, which look small compared to Savanna’s, before working her way down Savanna’s body to work on her pussy. She starts out with her tongue and fingers before breaking out a pink dildo. Tanya vocalizes her approval of Savanna’s reciprocation before the scene fades out, seeming like it was almost finished.

This scene almost gets above average. Tanya really starts it out right with a great playful spirit, and keeps that kind of enjoyment going throughout the entire scene. Beyond that, however, it’s a very typical scene. Tanya’s part in the scene, although a little heavy in the ‘giving’ area, really worked for me and made this the best scene in the feature for me.

Lusty Busty Dolls 7 is a pretty typical lesbian feature with the exception that all of the women in this movie probably couldn’t be drowned if you gave them the Titanic as an ankle bracelet. Every scene here is disappointing with the exception of the final scene, and that one only makes it to being almost above average due to Tanya Danielle’s great spirit. It seems like Skye Blue thought that busty women were all it took to make this feature go, as there’s absolutely no creativity to any of the scenes and they all focus on the big boobs to the point that it almost becomes a joke (and a fairly boring one at that). Maybe I didn’t enjoy this feature because I’m not a fan of huge chested women, but done right I can enjoy them. I was really impressed with the initial Lusty Busty Dolls, and found it creative and very artistic. I didn’t see any of that here, although there were some fun starts to the scenes, and I can’t help but think of Lusty Busty Dolls 7 as being a decent idea which has been drove into the ground.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery contains about twenty one good looking full screen photos or snapshots. They normally look pretty good. There’s also trailers for Spiked Heel Diaries 14, Dresden Diary 20, Lusty Busty Dolls, and Spankenstein. Finally, there’s internet information.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: All girl, busty, toys, interracial, rimming (female > female), masturbation, and tease

Raincoat Factor: Medium high

Condom Usage: None needed

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many Bizarre DVDs can be found online for between $14 and $28 with most stores offering them for over $20. Rent this one before you buy it. The scenes are fairly boring and probably won’t due much for you unless seeing huge tits is enough to do it for you. The technical aspects don’t quite make it up to average, and there isn’t anything worth mentioning for extras.

Note to Bizarre Video: It’s time to let this series die or pump some new blood into it!

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