Moonchimes has reviewed 5 adult movies .
Moonchimes's Movie Reviews (5)
Release date: 12/11/2002
Reviewed on: 4/1/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, Jade, Mr. Marcus, Sabrine Maui, Brian Pumper, Jenna Haze, Fiona, Daisy Dukes, Clarke Kent, Trixie Kelly
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: TRAINED TEENS 2 SCENE 1: Sabrine Maui (asian) + 1 white guy Technicals Intrigue/Quality of Location/Set: 2 Lighting: 3 Camera work: 4 Female Performer Facial Looks: 8 Body Looks: 8 Body Description: Short, petite, butt = medium, tits = small Flab Factor: Low Sexiness: 3 Acting: 1 Male Performer Quality of dick: 4 Body: Acceptable Aggressiveness (Quality) of fucking: 5 Positions Encountered: Cowgirl, Mish, Reverse Cowgirl, Standing Doggie, Doggie Quick Comments: Piss Poor lighting.
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Release date: 1/5/2004
Reviewed on: 3/30/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: T.T. Boy, Tony T., Chris Charming, Claudio Meloni, Scott Lyons, Brian Pumper, Michael Stefano, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Dick Delaware, Nautica Thorn, Brooke Milano, Luci Thai, Kylie Raye, Sable Simms, Kylie Rey
Directed by: Robby Fischer
Review brief: ME LUV U LONG TIME #5 SCENE 1: Nautica Thorn + 2 white guys Technicals Intrigue/Quality of Location/Set: 2 Lighting: 9 Camera work: 4 Female Performer Facial Looks: 9 Body Looks: 7 Body Description: Short, kinda stocky, bad acne on butt, butt = big, tits = medium Flab Factor: Low Sexiness: 5 Acting: 4 Male Performer Quality of dick(s): Big one = 9, Smaller one = 4 Body(s): Both Acceptable Aggressiveness (Quality) of fucking: 5 Positions Encountered: Reverse Cow Girl, Cowgirl, Doggie, 2 cum to face (no anal) Quick Comments: Very bland. Typical sex scene. Nothing stands out. Camera zoomed in too close most of the time.
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Release date: 1/16/2004
Reviewed on: 3/26/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, Tiffany Mynx, April, Kaylynn, Mika Tan, Mark Wood, Brian Pumper, Toni Ribas, Brett Rockman, Trent Tesoro, Olivia O'Lovely, Lauren Phoenix
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Scene 1 - Lauren Phoenix (white woman) + April (white woman) + 1 one white guy Interestingness of Location/Set: 2 Lighting: 9 Female Performer: Facial Looks: Lauren 7, April - 9 Body Looks: both get a 6. (cottage cheese legs) Sexiness: Lauren - 3, April - 7 Acting: Lauren - 4, April - 9 Male Performer: Quality of dick: 7 Body: Acceptable Aggressiveness of fucking: 7 Chemistry between actors: 7 Camera work: 8 Positions encountered: Lesbian play, oral stuff, reverse cowgirl vag, cowgirl anal, doggie vag and anal, sideways fuck, cum to faces. Quick Comments: Both these woman have cottage cheese in their legs..a major turn off.
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Release date: 10/1/2003
Reviewed on: 3/26/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Flick Shagwell, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Ashley Long, Alaura Eden, Ben English, Denis Marti, Jayna Oso, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Scene 1 - Jayna Oso (Looks latin to me) & 1 white guy Interestingness of Location/Set:3 Lighting: 9 Female Performer: Facial Looks: 8 Body Looks: 7 (kinda regular type body) Sexiness: 9 Acting: 8 Male Performer: Quality of dick: 10 Body: Acceptable Aggressiveness of fucking: 10 Chemistry between actors: 8 Camera work: 10 Positions encountered: Oral, Vag. Cowgirl, Anal Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl Anal, Spoon Anal, Mish Anal, Doggie Anal, Cumshot to face. Quick Comments: Plenty of A2M interspersed.(and is interspersed in every scene) The male performer in this scene is fantastic! He fucks like there's no tomorrow. He has a big long straight dick that makes this scene rock! This girls ass is given a severe pummeling! Nice long scene.
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Release date: 2/14/2004
Reviewed on: 3/24/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Daisy, Brian Heston, Kimmy Kahn, Shawnie, Tyler Knight, Nautica Thorn, Kayla Marie, Eva Angelina
Directed by: David Aaron Clark
Review brief: Scene 1: Daisy. Thumbs down. Daisy is a very attractive petite Latino woman. She plays with a vibrator while sitting on some man with some sort of muzzle on his face. Then we get some lackluster 69 oral. Then we get some cowgirl. The lighting is not good. Too many shadows. Though, the main problem with this scene is that the editor is finger happy. He keeps switching the camera angle every 5 seconds. You can't stay focused. The acting is not convincible at all. The sex, for the most part, is boring. The man is way too easy on her. Only when Daisy is in the standing position does the sex even get mildly interesting. But as a whole, this scene certainly doesn't encourage me to want to whack off. Scene 2: 2 white women, 1 black guy. Thumbs down. First thing I notice is that the lighting is terrible. It's too dark. It's obvious that the director intended it that way, but I don't like it. Two white girls and one black guy in this scene. Scene starts with a bunch of dick sucking. Then we get some dark shadow fucking. The women are very unbelievable with their moans.
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