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Santeria Review

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Moonchimes's ratings for this movie:
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Reviewed by Moonchimes  on  3/24/2004
Scene 1: Daisy. Thumbs down.

Daisy is a very attractive petite Latino woman. She plays with a vibrator while sitting on some man with some sort of muzzle on his face. Then we get some lackluster 69 oral. Then we get some cowgirl. The lighting is not good. Too many shadows. Though, the main problem with this scene is that the editor is finger happy. He keeps switching the camera angle every 5 seconds. You can't stay focused. The acting is not convincible at all. The sex, for the most part, is boring. The man is way too easy on her. Only when Daisy is in the standing position does the sex even get mildly interesting. But as a whole, this scene certainly doesn't encourage me to want to whack off.

Scene 2: 2 white women, 1 black guy. Thumbs down.

First thing I notice is that the lighting is terrible. It's too dark. It's obvious that the director intended it that way, but I don't like it. Two white girls and one black guy in this scene. Scene starts with a bunch of dick sucking. Then we get some dark shadow fucking. The women are very unbelievable with their moans. Then there is some more light let in, but it doesn't really help much. The scene is boring, and the camera angles are switched to frequently.

Scene 3: 1 Asian woman, 1 white man. Thumbs down.

This scene has a very attractive Asian woman in it. She's got a few pimples on her butt, but it's not too bad. The man, however, just has no gusto and destroys the scene. The woman's moans are pretty good and believable in this one, but the combination of lighting, camera angles, and male performance make this scene 'a let down.'

Scene 4: Daisy and 1 oriental woman. Thumbs down.

Next up...a lesbian scene. This scene is all done in some weird kind of slow motion that I found to be very irritating. Daisy attempts to dildo fuck (pretty much unsuccessfully) the other girl during the whole scene. It doesn't turn me on in the slightest way.

Scene 5: White woman, black guy. Thumbs down.

Some black guy is locked in a rabbit cage. A fairly unattractive female comes to his rescue. The black guy actually fucks with a little aggression...which is a good thing, considering what I've just seen in the first 4 scenes. However, the camera doesn't stay still long enough for you to even begin to try and enjoy the scene. And the woman, who's a little over weight, doesn't turn me on.



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