Ass Worship 5 Review

Reviewed by Moonchimes  on  3/26/2004

Scene 1 - Lauren Phoenix (white woman) + April (white woman) + 1 one white guy
Interestingness of Location/Set: 2
Lighting: 9
Female Performer:
Facial Looks: Lauren 7, April - 9
Body Looks: both get a 6. (cottage cheese legs)
Sexiness: Lauren - 3, April - 7
Acting: Lauren - 4, April - 9
Male Performer:
Quality of dick: 7
Body: Acceptable
Aggressiveness of fucking: 7
Chemistry between actors: 7
Camera work: 8
Positions encountered: Lesbian play, oral stuff, reverse cowgirl vag, cowgirl anal, doggie vag and anal, sideways fuck, cum to faces.
Quick Comments: Both these woman have cottage cheese in their legs..a major turn off. The anal doggie scene on Lauren is the only part I liked.
FINAL GRADE: Thumbs Down.

Scene 2 - Tiffany Mynx (white woman) & 1 white man
Interestingness of Location/Set: 2
Lighting: 9
Female Performer:
Facial Looks: 9
Body Looks: 8 (a little flabby in certain sexual positions)
Sexiness: 8
Acting: 9
Male Performer:
Quality of dick: 8
Body: Acceptable
Aggressiveness of fucking: 8
Chemistry between actors: 8
Camera work: 9
Positions encountered: oral, doggie vag, doggie anal (very good) ,pyle anal, cowgirl anal, bending over chair anal, cum in face
Quick Comments: Excellent long doggie anal makes this scene a keeper.
FINAL GRADE: Thumbs Up.

Scene 3 - Kaylynn (white) + 3 white guys
Interestingness of Location/Set:
Lighting: 7
Female Performer:
Facial Looks: 7
Body Looks: 7 (little cottage cheese on the butt)
Sexiness: 2
Acting: 2
Male Performer:
Quality of dicks: 3
Body: all acceptable
Aggressiveness of fucking: 6
Chemistry between actors: 3
Camera work: 6
Positions encountered: oral, doggie vag, standing doggie vag, cowgirl, DP, reverse cowgirl anal, sit on chair anal, 3 cumshots to face
Quick Comments: One guy in this scene has a deformed dick. It's shaped like an upside down U. It detracts from the scene. This scene just doesn't do much for me.
FINAL GRADE: Thumbs Down.

Scene 4 - Mika Tan (oriental woman) + 1 white man
Interestingness of Location/Set: 2
Lighting: 7
Female Performer:
Facial Looks: 7
Body Looks: 6 (cottage cheese, flabby)
Sexiness: 3
Acting: 2
Male Performer:
Quality of dick: 1 (it's deformed)
Body: Acceptable
Aggressiveness of fucking: 6
Chemistry between actors: 1
Camera work: 5
Positions encountered: oral, doggie vag, mish vag, pyle anal, doggie anal, cum on ass, cowgirl anal, then a facial.
Quick Comments: more cottage cheese to look at, don't like that hair do. This woman needs to spend a few extra minutes at the gym. This guys dick is too curvy..I don't like curvy dicks.
FINAL GRADE: Thumbs Down.

Scene 5- Olivia O'Lovely (oriental woman) + 1 white, 1 black guy
Interestingness of Location/Set: 2
Lighting: 8
Female Performer:
Facial Looks: 7
Body Looks: 7 (again, too much flab)
Sexiness: 7
Acting: 7
Male Performer:
Quality of dicks: black guy - 9, white guy - 7
Body: both acceptable
Aggressiveness of fucking: 5
Chemistry between actors: 6
Camera work: 7
Positions encountered: oral, doggie vag, cowgirl vag, doggie anal, cowgirl anal, DP, chair anal, 2 cumshots to face.
Quick Comments: More flab and cottage cheese in this one too. Too much to enjoy. Men not aggressive enough. But overall the scene is decent and not bad, just doesn't make the cut.
FINAL GRADE: Thumbs Down.

OVERALL GRADE: Thumbs Down.