Ass Worship 5 Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  7/3/2007

ASS WORSHIP 5: Ass For Days
Starring: Mika Tan, Lauren Phoenix, April Flowers, Olivia O'Lovely, Tiffany Mynx & Kaylynn
Year: 2004

WHAT I LIKED ABOUT "ASS WORSHIP 5":
Years ago, I've seen the "Ass Worship" series from volumes 1-7. And after volume 6, I gave up on this series. I didn't even get to see volume 3, to be honest. And personally, my favorite "Ass Worship" installations are #4 & #6! While this isn't the weakest "Ass Worship" movie I've seen, it certainly isn't the best. The cast is excellent... but the best thing about this movie was Mika Tan. The scene with Lauren Phoenix & Olivia O'Lovely was the second greatest scene on here. I love the fact that there's a lot of ass-worshipping in this movie... enough to make John "Buttman" Stagliano smile! Mika Tan's scene was the greatest, because Mika Tan is a beautiful woman, the scene has chemistry and intensity and she gets sodomized with joy! It was also very good to see April Flowers get her anal cherry popped! Kaylynn is at her best in here, looking good and acting "ghetto" and getting dicked by 3 dudes!

WHAT I DIDN'T LIKE ABOUT "ASS WORSHIP 5":
Aside from the fact that AW4 & AW6 are my personal favorites, I feel like once you've seen one "Ass Worship" movie, you've seen them all. And I'll tell you why that is... Jules Jordan is obsessed with the American stripper/glamourous look. There's too much time spended on this shit, I can tell. I mean, when you look at an average porno-flick, women just look like themselves. Even if they wear make-up and sexy clothes, they don't overdo it. Jules Jordan overdoes the fuck out of this. The women wear too much makeup, there's too much time being spent on watching these women wear clothes, try on clothes and walk around with clothes on... It's like a fashion show. And this is a trend with all Jules Jordan movies, and not just the "Ass Worship" series. And it's ridiculous. And it gets to the point to where it makes the sex look tame! Olivia O'Lovely's scene was the weakest and I've seen her do much better in many other films. The same goes for Tiffany Mynx. Tiffany Mynx's scene in Jonni Darko's "Bodacious Booty" was better than her scene in this movie.

DVD QUALITY:
I acknowledge the fact that there are a number of chapters on this disc. The picture quality is superb and the menus are great, just like most Evil Angel DVDs.

EXTRAS:
There's some behind the scenes footage, fetish menus, bios, cast list, filmographies... I was disappointed that there was no extra footage with Mika Tan. There's extra footage mainly for Tiffany Mynx & Kaylynn.

FINAL THOUGHT:
This is definitely worth checking out, especially for MIKA TAN, LAUREN PHOENIX & APRIL FLOWERS. Kaylynn's scene was hot, but you can either take it or leave it. Everything else was just average/above average and instantly forgettable. Personally, I wouldn't own the movie. It's not worth owning, but it is worth checking out. If you HAVE to have an "Ass Worship" DVD, see to it that it's either part 4 or part 6! I do recommend this for lovers of the female booty, anal sex & ass-obsession, as well as lovers of women who wear too much damn makeup!