Long Noel has reviewed 205 adult movies from top porn companies Evil Angel, Bang Bros., Freaky Empire, Justin Slayer International, and more movie producers . Long Noel's reviews cover scenes directed by John Stagliano, Rocco Siffredi, Justin Slayer, Mike Adriano, featuring some of porn's top stars like Belladonna, Annette Schwarz, Sandra Romain, and Bobbi Starr.
Long Noel's Movie Reviews (205)
Release date: 6/18/2012
Reviewed on: 10/3/2023
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: India Summer, Mike Adriano, Katja Kassin, Joslyn James, Nikki Sexx, Ava Addams
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: At first, I said I was not going to review this. But since there were hardly any reviews for this video and it grew on me, I wanted to review it. This is Mike Adriano''s 13th best video and while this certainly had nothing on "MILF''s Anal Addiction", this is a movie that was very close to being a five-star movie. Even though Nikki Sexx was better in "Anal Starlets", the scene with Joclyn James really blew me away not just with it''s obsessive booty shots and body shots, but the scene has a hardass sense of elegance and grace that''s missing from most pornos today. This kind of elegance you''ll only see in John "Buttman" Staglaino videos that were shot from 1989 to 2001.
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Release date: 2/4/2013
Reviewed on: 9/30/2023
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mike Adriano, Sarah Vandella, Alexis Ford, Heather Starlet, Dahlia Sky, Jessie Rogers, Mischa Brooks, Remy LaCroix
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: Too Much Anal? More like Too Much Formuliac Envisions of Sex or Too Much Mediocrity. The spotlight scene belongs to Alexis Ford and Heather Starlet. That scene alone is one of Mike Adriano''s 25 best scenes of the man''s career. Sadly, Sarah Vandella''s scene was too short and Mischa Brooks was superior in Anal Asses. Jessie Rogers was very sexy, but her scene wasn''t that remarkabel aside from the booty obsession/tease. Even then, we''ve seen much better in most of Adriano''s other videos. Download the scene with Alexis Ford and Heather Starlet. The rest? You can find better than this video here.
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Release date: 5/27/2013
Reviewed on: 9/28/2023
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Puma Swede, Mike Adriano, Mia Gold, Savannah Fox, Luna C. Kitsuen, Kenzie Vaughn
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: Up Her Asshole 3 was not a five-star porno, but it came very close. The only major low points were Kenzie Vaughn and that I felt that there should have been much more booty tease for Puma Swede and Luna C. But, the energetic sex with those two really made up for the lack of booty tease – the same way the energetic sex with Nikita Bellucci in Anal Appetite made up for how fucking unattractive Mike Adriano made her look and I''ve seen photos of Nikita Bellucci after seeing her scene in that video. It''s a goddamned shame that Mike Adriano goes out of his way to make a chick look beautiful in one video, then takes the same chick and makes her look dull, boring and sleep-deprived in another video. This is not a five-star porno and I cannot recommend it as a blind buy. However, this IS a five-star video and that''s because the scene with Mishka Venter from Anal Intensity was included as a bonus scene. I want to say that this video has better booty obsession and boot
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Release date: 9/4/2012
Reviewed on: 9/16/2023
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Claudio, Kiki Daire, Tory Lane, Mike Adriano, Britney Stevens, Angelina Valentine, Nikki Daniels, Whitney Grace, Audrey Rose, Veruca James, Aria Austin
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: Like Buttsluts, most of the women in this video are sexy, yet above-average or mediocre white girls who are slender with bubble butts. However, there are some big booty freaks in this video, just like Buttsluts, but they are in the minority. This is Mike Adriano at his more energetic with the sex being very energetic and more energetic than any other Mike Adriano video I have ever seen. Trust me, these chicks can ride a dick like it''s going out of style and like they''re trying to break it off. No other Mike Adriano video can some close when it comes to hard sexual energy!
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Release date: 7/23/2012
Reviewed on: 9/15/2023
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Claudio, Sativa Rose, Mike Adriano, Chastity Lynn, Dani Jensen, Kaylee Hilton, Sheena Shaw, Mia Gold, Sierra Sanders
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: Buttsluts essentially showcases white girls who are slender and petite with bubble butts. In addition, there''s loads of spit cocktails and a gumball machine that get used for severly raunchy purposes. Underrated video. A gem!
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Release date: 3/25/2013
Reviewed on: 9/13/2023
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mike Adriano, Katja Kassin, Allie Jordan, Jynx Maze, Ashlynn Leigh, Nikki Delano, Kimmy Olsen, Mischa Brooks, AJ Applegate, Casey Stone
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: Sure, Anal Asses is no Anal Dream Team, American Anal Sluts or MILFs Anal Addiction when it comes to seeing a video that you can watch without skipping scenes or using the FFWD button here and there, but it''s one of Mike Adriano''s best ten videos and after seeing it, you won''t want to waste much time with other nonsense videos. Hell, it''s an even better video as a whole than Anal Overdose 2. In fact, it''s in the same league as Anal Appetite, except this time, with a better female cast!
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Release date: 4/29/2013
Reviewed on: 9/13/2023
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Courtney Cummz, Sophie Dee, Mike Adriano, Ricki White, Princess Donna Dolore, Beverly Hills, Nikita Bellucci, Marica Hase, Zarena Summers
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: Anal Appetite was a strong porno and is superior to some of the stuff Mike has put out. To tell you the truth, I believe Mike Adriano has put out more five-star porno flicks than any pornographer whose videos I''ve seen, including John "Buttman" Stagliano. Jesus, even fucking Rocco Siffredi and Belladonna!
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Release date: 12/5/2011
Reviewed on: 9/5/2023
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mishka, Ashley Fires, Mike Adriano, Chastity Lynn, Juelz Ventura, Cassandra Nix
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: Anal Intensity is certainly not a five-star video, although it had the potential of being that. Mishka and Ashley Fires were the main highlight and the only downsides were that there was not enough booty obsession for Cassandra Nix and Julez Ventura. Mishka''s scene should have been as long as the other scenes.
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Release date: 3/7/2012
Reviewed on: 9/3/2023
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mike Adriano, Kristina Rose, Sheena Ryder, Victoria Love, Jayden Lee, Eva Fenix
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: Sheena Ryder and Kristina Rose were the main stars of this video. Victoria Love reminded me of an ex. The scenes for Eva Fenix and Jayden Lee was nothing more than fillers. Definitely worth checking out.
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Release date: 10/9/2013
Reviewed on: 9/3/2023
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mike Adriano, Roma, Bridgette B, Alisha Adams, Zoey Monroe, Hope Howell, Layla Price, Luna C. Kitsuen
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: This is one of the times when Mike Adriano showcases a stellar cast, but every scene the video becomes severely lacking in one degree or another.
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Release date: 3/13/2013
Reviewed on: 9/3/2023
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Lisa Ann, Nikki Benz, Mike Adriano, Asa Akira, Chanel Preston, Remy LaCroix
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: Mike Adriano''s most underrated video and a flawless victory!
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Release date: 7/17/2004
Reviewed on: 9/3/2023
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Daniella Rush, Steve Holmes, Laura Angel, Cassandra Wild, Remigio Zampa, Sweet Blonde, Sweet Brunette, Sweet Red
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: The best Rocco Siffredi video of all time is right here!
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Release date: 9/20/2000
Reviewed on: 9/3/2023
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: David Perry, Rocco Siffredi, Carmen, Kelly, Frank Gun, Nacho Vidal, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Remigio Zampa, Betty Blue, Alba Dea Monte, Holly One, Edina Blonde, Sebastian Barrio, Kelly Stafford, Alba Del Monte, Toni Ribas, Carmen Sanchez, Jay Lassiter, Olivier Sanchez, Mario Falcon, Rumika Powers
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: This is the greatest Rocco & Kelly video ever made and was worth the AVN 2000 nomination for Best Foreign Video. Much superior to the overrated "Rocco''s Dirty Anal Kelly in Rome" and even "Rocco''s Way to Love" (a video I should have only given four stars to).
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Release date: 8/3/2005
Reviewed on: 9/3/2023
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Carlos, Isabella, Nacho Vidal, Xavier, Daniela, Mary, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Max Cortes, Kathy Anderson, Jazz Duro, Roxy Jezel, Jamie Brooks, Gina Jolie, Nikki Sun, Angel Dark, Liliane Tiger, Patricia Well, Eva San Marcos, Niki Dark, Frances, Golden, Robert Chivas, Juan Dam
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Inspite of the negative attention the scene with Rocco and Rozy Jezel received, this is a totally flawless video. One of Rocco Siffredi''s five best videos and on the same level as "Rocco Meats Suzie" in terms of globetrotting for sexual antics.
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Release date: 9/26/2011
Reviewed on: 9/3/2023
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Francesca Le, Belladonna, Sinn Sage, Mia Rose, Dana DeArmond, Sarah Shevon
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: Belladonna's best girl/girl video ever! "Belladonna's Sexual Explorer" boots even "Belladonna: Fetish Fanatic 4" and the rough "No Warning 2" out of the top tier. Truthfully, this is Belladonna's best video right along with the first "Dark Meat" video from 2006/2007!
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Release date: 2/11/2015
Reviewed on: 2/16/2021
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Thomas Stone, Clarke Kent, Sandra Romain, Ashley Fires, James Deen, Mugur, Chastity Lynn, Stoya, Keni Styles, Wolf Hudson, Cayenne Klein, Lea Lexis, Mz. Berlin, Deviant Kade, Jessie Volt, Roxy Raye, Samantha Bentley, Anikka Albrite, Rain DeGrey, Mira Sunset, Markus Dupree
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: In the past, I have said American Anal Sluts was the greatest porno video of all time and even though I want to badly to accommodate that and remain true to what I said 11 years ago, its not realistic. In all actuality, honesty and fairness, season two of Voracious (or the entire series) is actually the absolute, greatest, eccentric, artistic and respect-worthy porno Ive ever seen in my entire fucking life! While I have not seen The Fashionistas: Safado yet, I can even say this is way better and even superior than The Fashionistas (Staglianos signature video which even female porn viewer love so much).
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Release date: 9/24/2019
Reviewed on: 2/2/2021
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: John Strong, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, Dana Vespoli, Bill Bailey, Michael Vegas, Markus Dupree, Whitney Wright, Ivy Lebelle, London River, Emily Willis
Directed by: Dana Vespoli
Review brief: While "Consent" is the perfect "reality porn" feature film that interviews women who, by their own admission, display their own objectivity to modern-day Madonna/whore complexes (aka "slut shaming") and attacks the blanket statement that most female sex workers are victims of abuse and sexual molestation, the sexuality seems way too hyper-aggressive at times and quick-paced at times. Even that said, this is Dana Vespoli's best directorial. Plus, we see her in all of her natural beauty, minus being dolled-up.
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Release date: 9/27/2012
Reviewed on: 1/26/2021
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Sandra Romain, Omar Galanti, Lea Lexis, BiBi Noel, Brooklyn Lee, Ivana Sugar, Zorah White, Alice Romain
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: John Stagliano wanted to do a TV series dedicated to rough sex, vampirism and S&M with religious aspects included. And hell, it worked. It's like "The Fashionistas" combined with "True Blood", "American Horror Story", Jake Malone's "Fuck Slaves" series", "Buda", "Ghost", "A Chinese Ghost Story" and "Def By Temptation" all rolled up in one. And I know innately the second season will be even more twisted than this one!
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Release date: 11/27/2013
Reviewed on: 3/6/2018
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Lexington Steele, Mia Lelani, Juelz Ventura, Skin Diamond, Aleksa Nicole, Mischa Brooks
Directed by: Lexington Steele
Review brief: Surprisingly, "The Lexecutioner" has got to be the fifth best porno I've ever seen. Not just modern pornography, but pornography in general. You can watch this video all the way through without skipping scenes or fast-forwarding. It's right up there with "American Anal Sluts", "Anal Overdose" and even "Justin Slayer's Ass Everywhere 2".
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Release date: 12/14/2015
Reviewed on: 2/27/2018
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Ashley Fires, Dana Vespoli, Danny Mountain, Shyla Jennings, Richie Calhoun
Directed by: Dana Vespoli
Review brief: The second part of this series is too much like "superior" to this one. We DO get to see a much more intimate side of Dana Vespoli and her persona, her preference for specific male performers and what she REALLY likes in men - not to mention, her love for the gym! As I've said in my review for the second installment, it's not as "personal" or "intimate" as something like Manuel Ferrara's "Raw" series, but it's similar to the series simply because it's reality porn. The best part of this video is Dana opening up about how porn, boxing and martial arts helps her evolve mentally and as a woman and the final scene. While I am a huge Dana Vespoli fan, this video was weak!
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Release date: 2/3/2016
Reviewed on: 2/26/2018
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Lexington Steele, Kagney Linn Karter, Bethany Benz, Anissa Kate, Candice Dare
Directed by: Lexington Steele
Review brief: I admit at times I wished the scenes' concept and scenery/locations would have changed, but that didn't happen here. While it's better than most shitty porn out there past and present, I admit I have seen better Lex videos. Something tells me "The Lexecutioner" is much better than this, which I can't wait to review.
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Release date: 5/7/2012
Reviewed on: 2/16/2018
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Courtney Cummz, Mike Adriano, Kelly Divine, Ashli Orion, Lana Violet, Cherry Torn, Sarah Shevon, Sea J. Raw, Allie James, Alysha Rylee, Stefania Mafra
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: "Inside Her Ass" is Mike Adriano's 5th best video in his Evil Angel back catalog. This is on the same level as something such as "Anal Inferno" and "Anal Starlets". Out of five scenes, four of them require major replay value. The DVD has a fire-ass bonus scene from "American Cocksucking Sluts". It's very different from most Adriano videos. A mixed bag, this contains toys, lengthy ass obsession, one scene where Stefania Mafra struts her ass in 3 different pairs of clothing (we don't see this in porn anymore - this ass obsession died along with the popularity of John "Buttman" Stagliano's videos) and unlike most Adriano videos, it's filled with sexual energy and feminine playful energy to match the raunchiness (like his first two Evil Angel directorial efforts).
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Release date: 10/19/2015
Reviewed on: 2/9/2018
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Lisa Ann, Lexington Steele, Kelly Divine, Phoenix Marie, Asa Akira, Lea Lexis, Aleksa Nicole, Mischa Brooks, Bella Bellz
Directed by: Lexington Steele
Review brief: This nearly 5-hour compilation is definitely worthy of owning. It takes you back to the old times of "Lex The Impaler" (a series that's still intact, surprisingly) and the "Heavy Metal" series. Is there any significant difference between those series and this compilation? Fuck no. But, Lex directs for Evil Angel now and it's good to see him smashing new and recent talent. Even with this said, I wouldn't advise you to throw away or sell your old "Heavy Metal" DVDs. I wish Kagney Lynn Karter was in this compilation.
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Release date: 7/17/2013
Reviewed on: 2/5/2018
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Lucky Starr, Mike Adriano, Maxine X, Mia Rider, Sierra Sanders, Natalie Moore, Kristen Jordan, Aimee Black
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: "Anally Drilled" is perhaps the weakest Mike Adriano video that I have seen. The first scene with the two Asian chicks was the major and only highlight of this video, which I'd advise you to download and see. In fact, that said scene really should have been in "Asian Anal Addiction" (instead of London Keyes or Asa Akira's lame excuse of a scene in that particular video). This video had potential, but what made it weak was the final two scenes with the BBWGs (big booty white girls). Both scenes were was too bland and similar to eachother. I am beginning to see why Mike Adriano did a lot of videos for Evil Angel that were probably avoided and never reviewed.
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Release date: 3/21/2012
Reviewed on: 2/3/2018
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Eva Angelina, Mike Adriano, Jayden Jaymes, Alanah Rae, Kagney Linn Karter, Remy LaCroix, Anissa Kate
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: "Anal Bombshells" seemed very promising, as a whole, but it has it's problems. For one, Eva Angelina was wasted, IMO and Anissa Kate was on the verge of being wasted, thanks to the unnecessarily long tease sequence with the annoying lollipop (but the sex is what saved her scene). As I thought, Kagney Lynn Karter is not only the real star in this video, but her scene was the only "flawless victory". Honestly, if not for Kagney Lynn Karter, I'd say "avoid it" and skip to something else.
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