Anal Motherfucker Review
Evil Angel
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Starring: India Summer, Mike Adriano, Katja Kassin, Joslyn James, Nikki Sexx, Ava Addams
Released on: 6/18/2012
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Reviewed by Long Noel on 10/3/2023
Anal Motherfucker (2012)
Categories: Ass Obsession, Anal, Big Butts, MILF, Cougar
Starring: India Summer, Ava Addams, Nikki Sexx, Joclyn James, Katja Kassin, Francesca Le (Bonus Scene), Diana Prince (Bonus Scene), Nicki Hunter (Bonus Scene) & Mike Adriano
a Mike Adriano video
a bonus Long Noel review
I said that Too Much Anal was gonna be my final Mike Adriano review. I also said that I didn't like Anal Motherfucker and the first time I saw it, I didn't like it. But, this one actually grew on me. It's not often I see a porno that grows on me, except Rocco Meats Suzie, When Rocco Meats Kelly 2 and even Belladonna's Dark Meat (If I had reviewed those movies when I first saw them, they would have received lower ratings than they deserved and now, I can say all those are five-star videos). Don't worry, I still say that Inside Her Ass 2 and Asian Anal Addiction were his worst movies (I rated the latter five stars regretfully even though Dana Vespoli was pure fucking fire and looking back, it was a kiss-ass review because I hadn't seen pornos in so long since then and my liking for Asian girls is never-ending). I decided to see this again for the second time and review it for you. This video is certainly no MILFs Anal Addiction and even though Anal Motherfucker 2 had a much better female cast (the scene with Syren DeMer was on my list of the 25 best Mike Adriano scenes), this one is a much better video that is worth a lot of replay action.
India Summer is a popular MILF/Cougar who has received a lot of recognition in MILF pornos and she is pretty sexy with a big tanned booty and a tight ass. She has on a cami with garter belt. There's a lot of shots of her tight asshole and her buttocks that hang low a bit and an ass like that reveals her age range. Her booty is round and meaty, but it ain't flat. It's just that when she bends over, her lower booty meat hangs a bit. I mean, this is a true cougar's booty. There's a decent amount of booty tease that mostly includes spread open and bootyhole shots. Mike and her kiss before he eats her pussy out. They go indoors where he uses the speculum with a flashlight attached to it. Back outside, she sits her booty on his lap, caresses it before she gives him sloppy head. He tried sliding in her ass and she's much too tight. He works himself inside her sideways and she shows her whole entire ass again before she sits on him in reverse cowgirl. They change positions several times and this woman is very orgasmic and sounds like a baby when she orgasms. When I first saw this, I used the FFW button a lot out of boredom. But now? I'd still say this scene is a filler, but it's a pretty nice filler. Have I seen better? Yes. Have I seen worse? Of course! This is indeed a four-star scene that could have used much more booty tease.
Ava Addams is a real sexy European white woman who almost resembles Daniella Rush. Beautiful face with a pointy nose and a real juicy booty. And she's wearing the hell out of this black and lavender cami with garter belt. The scene starts with her talking with some boobie obsession and then it moves on to the booty tease with shots of her meaty booty buns being grabbed and bent over. She hops her big booty on the treadmill indoors and switches her buns. She playfully says "I don't think you like me, you just like my asshole." She sits backwards on a chair with her booty poked out, opening her buns wide and showing all her bootyhole and playing in her coochie. She gets up, shakes her ass and titties repeatedly and fingers her asshole while her and Mike makes out. More booty shots and Mike grabs her entire ass while smooching on it. Mike eats her ass before she sits on a clear chair backwards, bouncing her ass on it, hanging her ass off it and pressing her titties up against it. She sits on his face and gives him facesitting before he breaks out with the speculum. She shows more of her booty until she gives him sloppy toppy and a titty bang before she take it in the butt in various positions. It's quite a view checking her ass out and even though the sex isn't too energetic, this wasn't a bad scene either.
Nikki Sexx is looking fuckin' fabulous as usual, just like she did in Anal Starlets. She has on a baseball cap with some neon pink booty shorts, a black thong and a matching sports bra. She shows her booty a lot in various poses, spread open booty shots, bent over shots, jiggling, bouncing, bootyhole winks, etc. She bends over, talks a lot of nasty smack and gets her ass ate out. No lie, Nikki Sexx has one of the best booties I've ever seen on screen in my entire life. She goes down on Mike before he slides in her ass in missionary. It gets better when she gets buttfucked in doggystyle position and the way she spreads her booty open as wide as she can, it makes Mike's D look thin like a bratwurst from Johnsonville and yes, she talks shit while she takes it. She sits on his face and gives him a real nasty, dream-haunting facesitting that makes it look like she's using his face to wipe her ass! She rides in reverse cowgirl and in total, I'll say this is a hot scene. But again, she was better in Anal Starlets. Still a hot scene.
Joclyn James is a bombass white girl who is nearly bald and she doesn't look American at all. Everything about her, her skin, her ass and this entire scene is pure and total elegance. And looking back, this scene should have been put into my list of Mike Adriano's 25 best scenes! I have not seen a chick so elegant in a porno scene since most of the scenes in MILFs Anal Addiction. I fucking swear it! This one scene alone makes this video worthy of a blind buy (along with the other scenes of course). But THIS SCENE? I am obsessed with this scene and this reminds me of how elegant and classy, yet bootylicious and ass obsessive those old Buttman videos were (the ones created from 1989 to 2001) and this is something that's rare in pornos. It reminds me of why I don't fuck with most modern pornos because this kind of elegance is missing and everything is just nasty and crazy without any sense of class to it. The lingerie she wears reminds me of the extremely few John Leslie videos I've seen where the ladies could dress their asses off! The booty obsession and ass shots is totally out of this world and this is a badass bitch. Her tattoos are off the chain as well. Her and Bella Bellz are both like the Amber Rose of pornos and even though most dudes would never have sex with a bitch this bad, watching scenes with these two particular chicks are superior to dealing with ugly chicks. Like a guy did tell me years ago and as unpleasant as this may sound, "Porno chicks do make ugly bitches obsolete!" Sexually, the scene is pretty nice and she takes buttsex in various positions. She is pretty orgasmic and the booty shots are out of this world. This is the best scene in the video and is definitely worthy of an honorable mention of being one of Mike Adriano's best scenes and one of the best scenes shot in the history of pornography, even though there's not a whole lot of energy.
Mike Adriano made Katja Kassin look so boring in Anal Asses. But here?! Man, I honestly haven't seen Katja Kassin look this damned good since Buttman's Big Butt Backdoor Babes 3 and some of her scenes with Justin Slayer when he was at Evil Angel over 15 years ago. She converses and prances in her light blue dress with a pink thong and she goes indoors to switch her big beefy ass on Mike's treadmill a bit and shows more booty outside. The booty shots are no joke and unlike that awful scene with her and AJ Applegate in Anal Asses, she looks beautiful here. She opens her cheeks and shows her asshole, makes it wink and plays with her thong before Mike tastes her ass. She attempts to climb a ladder and hangs her booty over a ladder step before smothering Mike's face. Mike eats her ass and he breaks out the speculum for her big ass. She goes down on Mike and rides the D in cowgirl. She bounces on it before they switch positions. There's ATM before she gets rode in doggystyle. She pours baby oil on her booty and shakes it before she bounces it with Mike's D in her ass in various positions. This turned out to be the third best scene in the video.
There's a killer bonus scene from Anal Overdose that stars Francesca Le, Diana Prince and Nicki Hunter. This scene was one of the best scenes in that video and one of Mike Adriano's best scenes he's ever shot. All three ladies are sexy cougars/MILFs and looking back, I noticed his first videos with EA were very energetic, sexually and even the camerawork was very energetic and all over the place and fast-paced. Most videos he did after 2012 were very slow. This scene is full of never-ending booty tease, ass shots, nasty butt sex and even more booty tease and ass shots with nonstop butt sex! Too many words can't describe how legendary this scene is and everything that you can imagine that can be done to a woman's booty almost occurs in this scene. Great work adding this scene as a bonus scene for this video! This scene has some shit that may cause chronic masturbation!
There's trailers, photo galleries, filmographies, etc. This is a fully loaded two disc set and the bonus scene from Anal Overdose is one of the best extras here!
Anal MF grew on me, but this video is certainly not one of Mike Adriano's ten best. If anything, I would say it's probably #13 on his list of best videos he has ever done. Joclyn James, Nikki Sexxx and Katja Kassin had the best scenes and truthfully, Ava Addams' scene was a pleasure to look at, even though there wasn't a lot of energy. While India Summer's scene was the weakest scene here, it certainly wasn't a bad scene. This video is certainly no MILFs Anal Addiction and while Anal MF has a better female cast, this was a much better video than the second one. I do not like the title for this video and it should have had a better title. Again, I am fed up of all these titles with "anal" in it. I'm sorry. Rosebud had better titles for anal videos back in the mid 1990s, like Booty Mistress, Booty Ho, etc. This video should have been called a "USA vs European edition" with two or three Euro hotties, who do look more exotic than the American white cougars in this video. Nikki Sexx had a great scene, but she was better in Anal Starlets. Joclyn James was the true highlight/superstar of the movie and the bonus scene was a MF!
Looking back, I had forgotten about California Anal Girls (now out of print) and wasn't reminded of that video until recently when I reviewed and seen Too Much Anal. I won't make a significant change to my list of Adriano's top 10 best videos (seen in the Buttsluts review), with the exception of replacing Buttsluts with California Anal Girls being Mike Adriano's 10th best video with Buttsluts being demoted to spot #11 and Anal Motherfucker being Mike Adriano's 13th best video. Is it worth a blind buy? I'd say so if you are extensive porno collector. If you had to choose only one MILF video from Mike Adriano, MILFs Anal Addiction is superior to this. But this is hot shit! The bonus scene from Anal Overdose makes me give the entire video set a five-star rating (the film in itself is four-and-a-half stars)!
THE FILM'S RATING: 93%
THE DVD'S RATING: 100%
Categories: Ass Obsession, Anal, Big Butts, MILF, Cougar
Starring: India Summer, Ava Addams, Nikki Sexx, Joclyn James, Katja Kassin, Francesca Le (Bonus Scene), Diana Prince (Bonus Scene), Nicki Hunter (Bonus Scene) & Mike Adriano
a Mike Adriano video
a bonus Long Noel review
I said that Too Much Anal was gonna be my final Mike Adriano review. I also said that I didn't like Anal Motherfucker and the first time I saw it, I didn't like it. But, this one actually grew on me. It's not often I see a porno that grows on me, except Rocco Meats Suzie, When Rocco Meats Kelly 2 and even Belladonna's Dark Meat (If I had reviewed those movies when I first saw them, they would have received lower ratings than they deserved and now, I can say all those are five-star videos). Don't worry, I still say that Inside Her Ass 2 and Asian Anal Addiction were his worst movies (I rated the latter five stars regretfully even though Dana Vespoli was pure fucking fire and looking back, it was a kiss-ass review because I hadn't seen pornos in so long since then and my liking for Asian girls is never-ending). I decided to see this again for the second time and review it for you. This video is certainly no MILFs Anal Addiction and even though Anal Motherfucker 2 had a much better female cast (the scene with Syren DeMer was on my list of the 25 best Mike Adriano scenes), this one is a much better video that is worth a lot of replay action.
India Summer is a popular MILF/Cougar who has received a lot of recognition in MILF pornos and she is pretty sexy with a big tanned booty and a tight ass. She has on a cami with garter belt. There's a lot of shots of her tight asshole and her buttocks that hang low a bit and an ass like that reveals her age range. Her booty is round and meaty, but it ain't flat. It's just that when she bends over, her lower booty meat hangs a bit. I mean, this is a true cougar's booty. There's a decent amount of booty tease that mostly includes spread open and bootyhole shots. Mike and her kiss before he eats her pussy out. They go indoors where he uses the speculum with a flashlight attached to it. Back outside, she sits her booty on his lap, caresses it before she gives him sloppy head. He tried sliding in her ass and she's much too tight. He works himself inside her sideways and she shows her whole entire ass again before she sits on him in reverse cowgirl. They change positions several times and this woman is very orgasmic and sounds like a baby when she orgasms. When I first saw this, I used the FFW button a lot out of boredom. But now? I'd still say this scene is a filler, but it's a pretty nice filler. Have I seen better? Yes. Have I seen worse? Of course! This is indeed a four-star scene that could have used much more booty tease.
Ava Addams is a real sexy European white woman who almost resembles Daniella Rush. Beautiful face with a pointy nose and a real juicy booty. And she's wearing the hell out of this black and lavender cami with garter belt. The scene starts with her talking with some boobie obsession and then it moves on to the booty tease with shots of her meaty booty buns being grabbed and bent over. She hops her big booty on the treadmill indoors and switches her buns. She playfully says "I don't think you like me, you just like my asshole." She sits backwards on a chair with her booty poked out, opening her buns wide and showing all her bootyhole and playing in her coochie. She gets up, shakes her ass and titties repeatedly and fingers her asshole while her and Mike makes out. More booty shots and Mike grabs her entire ass while smooching on it. Mike eats her ass before she sits on a clear chair backwards, bouncing her ass on it, hanging her ass off it and pressing her titties up against it. She sits on his face and gives him facesitting before he breaks out with the speculum. She shows more of her booty until she gives him sloppy toppy and a titty bang before she take it in the butt in various positions. It's quite a view checking her ass out and even though the sex isn't too energetic, this wasn't a bad scene either.
Nikki Sexx is looking fuckin' fabulous as usual, just like she did in Anal Starlets. She has on a baseball cap with some neon pink booty shorts, a black thong and a matching sports bra. She shows her booty a lot in various poses, spread open booty shots, bent over shots, jiggling, bouncing, bootyhole winks, etc. She bends over, talks a lot of nasty smack and gets her ass ate out. No lie, Nikki Sexx has one of the best booties I've ever seen on screen in my entire life. She goes down on Mike before he slides in her ass in missionary. It gets better when she gets buttfucked in doggystyle position and the way she spreads her booty open as wide as she can, it makes Mike's D look thin like a bratwurst from Johnsonville and yes, she talks shit while she takes it. She sits on his face and gives him a real nasty, dream-haunting facesitting that makes it look like she's using his face to wipe her ass! She rides in reverse cowgirl and in total, I'll say this is a hot scene. But again, she was better in Anal Starlets. Still a hot scene.
Joclyn James is a bombass white girl who is nearly bald and she doesn't look American at all. Everything about her, her skin, her ass and this entire scene is pure and total elegance. And looking back, this scene should have been put into my list of Mike Adriano's 25 best scenes! I have not seen a chick so elegant in a porno scene since most of the scenes in MILFs Anal Addiction. I fucking swear it! This one scene alone makes this video worthy of a blind buy (along with the other scenes of course). But THIS SCENE? I am obsessed with this scene and this reminds me of how elegant and classy, yet bootylicious and ass obsessive those old Buttman videos were (the ones created from 1989 to 2001) and this is something that's rare in pornos. It reminds me of why I don't fuck with most modern pornos because this kind of elegance is missing and everything is just nasty and crazy without any sense of class to it. The lingerie she wears reminds me of the extremely few John Leslie videos I've seen where the ladies could dress their asses off! The booty obsession and ass shots is totally out of this world and this is a badass bitch. Her tattoos are off the chain as well. Her and Bella Bellz are both like the Amber Rose of pornos and even though most dudes would never have sex with a bitch this bad, watching scenes with these two particular chicks are superior to dealing with ugly chicks. Like a guy did tell me years ago and as unpleasant as this may sound, "Porno chicks do make ugly bitches obsolete!" Sexually, the scene is pretty nice and she takes buttsex in various positions. She is pretty orgasmic and the booty shots are out of this world. This is the best scene in the video and is definitely worthy of an honorable mention of being one of Mike Adriano's best scenes and one of the best scenes shot in the history of pornography, even though there's not a whole lot of energy.
Mike Adriano made Katja Kassin look so boring in Anal Asses. But here?! Man, I honestly haven't seen Katja Kassin look this damned good since Buttman's Big Butt Backdoor Babes 3 and some of her scenes with Justin Slayer when he was at Evil Angel over 15 years ago. She converses and prances in her light blue dress with a pink thong and she goes indoors to switch her big beefy ass on Mike's treadmill a bit and shows more booty outside. The booty shots are no joke and unlike that awful scene with her and AJ Applegate in Anal Asses, she looks beautiful here. She opens her cheeks and shows her asshole, makes it wink and plays with her thong before Mike tastes her ass. She attempts to climb a ladder and hangs her booty over a ladder step before smothering Mike's face. Mike eats her ass and he breaks out the speculum for her big ass. She goes down on Mike and rides the D in cowgirl. She bounces on it before they switch positions. There's ATM before she gets rode in doggystyle. She pours baby oil on her booty and shakes it before she bounces it with Mike's D in her ass in various positions. This turned out to be the third best scene in the video.
There's a killer bonus scene from Anal Overdose that stars Francesca Le, Diana Prince and Nicki Hunter. This scene was one of the best scenes in that video and one of Mike Adriano's best scenes he's ever shot. All three ladies are sexy cougars/MILFs and looking back, I noticed his first videos with EA were very energetic, sexually and even the camerawork was very energetic and all over the place and fast-paced. Most videos he did after 2012 were very slow. This scene is full of never-ending booty tease, ass shots, nasty butt sex and even more booty tease and ass shots with nonstop butt sex! Too many words can't describe how legendary this scene is and everything that you can imagine that can be done to a woman's booty almost occurs in this scene. Great work adding this scene as a bonus scene for this video! This scene has some shit that may cause chronic masturbation!
There's trailers, photo galleries, filmographies, etc. This is a fully loaded two disc set and the bonus scene from Anal Overdose is one of the best extras here!
Anal MF grew on me, but this video is certainly not one of Mike Adriano's ten best. If anything, I would say it's probably #13 on his list of best videos he has ever done. Joclyn James, Nikki Sexxx and Katja Kassin had the best scenes and truthfully, Ava Addams' scene was a pleasure to look at, even though there wasn't a lot of energy. While India Summer's scene was the weakest scene here, it certainly wasn't a bad scene. This video is certainly no MILFs Anal Addiction and while Anal MF has a better female cast, this was a much better video than the second one. I do not like the title for this video and it should have had a better title. Again, I am fed up of all these titles with "anal" in it. I'm sorry. Rosebud had better titles for anal videos back in the mid 1990s, like Booty Mistress, Booty Ho, etc. This video should have been called a "USA vs European edition" with two or three Euro hotties, who do look more exotic than the American white cougars in this video. Nikki Sexx had a great scene, but she was better in Anal Starlets. Joclyn James was the true highlight/superstar of the movie and the bonus scene was a MF!
Looking back, I had forgotten about California Anal Girls (now out of print) and wasn't reminded of that video until recently when I reviewed and seen Too Much Anal. I won't make a significant change to my list of Adriano's top 10 best videos (seen in the Buttsluts review), with the exception of replacing Buttsluts with California Anal Girls being Mike Adriano's 10th best video with Buttsluts being demoted to spot #11 and Anal Motherfucker being Mike Adriano's 13th best video. Is it worth a blind buy? I'd say so if you are extensive porno collector. If you had to choose only one MILF video from Mike Adriano, MILFs Anal Addiction is superior to this. But this is hot shit! The bonus scene from Anal Overdose makes me give the entire video set a five-star rating (the film in itself is four-and-a-half stars)!
THE FILM'S RATING: 93%
THE DVD'S RATING: 100%
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