Lexecutioner, The Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  3/6/2018

THE LEXECUTIONER (2013)
THEMES: Anal, BBC, Interracial, Ass Obsession
The Cast: Skin Diamond, Mia Leanni, Aleska Nicole, Mischa Brooks, Juelz Ventura, Valentina Nappi & Lexington Steele
Produced by: Kevin Moore
Directed by: Lexington Steele

"Surprisingly, The Lexecutioner has got to be the fifth best porno I've ever seen. Not just modern pornography, but pornography in general. You can watch this video all the way through without skipping scenes or fast-forwarding. It's right up there with American Anal Sluts, Anal Overdose and even Justin Slayer's Ass Everywhere 2." - Long Noel

So here's my absolute final review. And it's for a movie I really wanted to see badly. One I just know is gonna be "the shit!" After seeing Lex's Anal Champions, I had wanted to see 1-3 Lex/EA collaborations. I had enjoyed Lex Turns Evil (I didn't review that one mainly because it was reviewed twice before here and the reviewers shared the same rating scale that I had given it personally - Alexis Ford, Jada Stevens & Asa Akira stood out there). But nobody reviewed The Lexecutioner and it's a video that I just know in advance might be the best Lex video done with Evil Angel and perhaps one of Lex's greatest videos ever. What had drawn me to this video was the female cast, it's diversity (biracial, black, Asian mulatto pussy along with Euro and American white pussy), it being a 2DVD set and the fact that it's all anal.

SKIN DIAMOND
Skin Diamond is said to be a black girl, but it looks as if she has some Southeast Asian in her blood. Judging by her appearance, tattoos and strong energy. There's a whole lot of ass obsession in this scene and it's much better than any of the ass-obsession I've seen recently in the Mike Adriano videos that I have checked out. She dresses like a schoolgirl, thong between her cheeks, showing all her ass in all it's nasty glory and she stuffs a toy in her beautiful wonderland of an ass & plays in her pussy. Until Lex creeps through and catches her in the act. And let me just say that the sex is the hottest and boisterous I've seen in a skin flick in a long minute! The sex is extremely energetic, very hard, fast and the chick rides a dick like a Colombian bullrider. All in her ass, balls deep. Deep assings and other tastefully nasty shit. She moans and cries loudly even before it goes all in her. Then she rides it like she's trying to break her own colon and ovaries. She licks suckers and so does Lex as he beats her shit up from the back. It just has to be seen to be believed. This is what a MF like me lives for, especially in my own personal life! For this scene alone, I'm turning up the damn rating scale of this video!! 15

MIA LEANNI
Mia is a well-obvious full blooded Southeast Asian stripper chick who sports some stringy lingerie that looks like home blinds. Lex checks her out on a couch before she shows off and dances to some music that actually sounds fucking great! I'm loving this shit! She crawls to Lex and he slides in smack dab in the middle of the living room floor. They move to the couch where they switch positions and Lex truly manhandles her, like he does every chick he fucks with. And Lex gets ready to stick it up her butt in doggystyle and she just can't handle it for shit. She's in pain, hollering uncontrollably and Lex is such a beast that he smiles and cheers as she makes faces like she's in pain, hollering and sweating and shit. So they have to change positions to her taking it on her side. Even then, it starts out slow as hell. They switch positions and she gets her ass tapped. She takes nut on her face. This is even more fire and turned out to be a much better scene than I thought it would be. 15

ALESKA NICOLE & MISCHA BROOKS
This scene was featured in Lex's Anal Champions and without giving a full lengthy review, let's just say that this scene is also "pure fucking fire". These two white girls are looking hype with their neon lingerie, long drawn-out ass obsession and they both go through the motions while Lex fucks the evil out of these freaks on a couch. One chick yells for "god" repeatedly and cannot contain herself to save herself. This is dope shit! 15

JULEZ VENTURA
Julez Ventura is a tight looking white girl who masturbates on a couch in front of Lex before he gets at her. She puts some big toy in her ass and as she does that, Lex slides right in her from the back. The sex starts out very, very slow. But though the pacing speeds up, this scene is not as energetic sexually as the other scenes here. Lex goes up the ass, of course and while Julez Ventura is a tight-ass chick, sexually, this scene just wasn't nasty, rough and energetic like the others (perhaps because she can't take Lex's big dick like other females can). Plus there's really no tease, other than the masturbation. This is also the shortest scene in the video. Does that make this a bad scene? No. Not at all. But Julez is having a good-ass time and so is Lex. He busts on her face. 13

VALENTINA NAPPI
This scene starts with a whole bunch of ass obsession and it reminds you of something out of American Anal Sluts or one of those Buttman's Stretch Class videos. She wears the hell out of these sheer white leggings, pulls them up and down, shows her bootyhole, switches all slow and hard and sits on a stool twerking and making booty muscles before Lex shows up. And I just know he's about to destroy this European white girl. He smothers and smooches all on her booty and pours baby oil on her before he dives deep into her pussy, then moves her onto a couch. Lex buttfucks her in several positions and the sex is pretty passionate, mildly energetic and on some slow and nasty shit. It's like Lex wants her to endure ALL of him and he grips her hips in missionary and pulls her towards him. 14.5

The Extras: So here, there's a 2DVD set with trailers for other Lex videos, almost a half-hour of BTS footage, photo gallery, filmographies and cumshot recap.

BOTTOM LINE: This is honestly probably like the 5th greatest porno I've seen. And while something like Heavy Metal and Heavy Metal 2 has the near-perfect casting, this is Lex's best video from Evil Angel. But I won't say that this is "Lex's #1 Greatest Video", only because of how fucking amazing Heavy Metal 2 was. So it's fair for me to tie the latter to this video, because this video is really fucking tight! The weakest point of the video was the slow sexual atmosphere in Julez Ventura's scene, but even still, I enjoyed this video in it's entirety. Unlike Lex Is Up Her Ass 2, there's no herky-jerky editing and uber cheesy music. Plus the tease sequences are very long (except for Julez Ventura's scene) and the sex lasts long, so nobody's rushing and shit. Of five scenes, three of them get the score of 15/15 (Skin Diamond, Mia Leanni, Aleska Nicole & Mischa Brooks all stole the show, with Valentina Nappi comes in right after).

I kinda wanna say that this is the best porno I've seen where bros smash an international and diverse variety of bad chicks (not limited to just white girls)... but I'm also reminded of how sweet Justin Slayer's Ass Everywhere 2 was (I read somewhere that Lex and Justin Slayer doesn't get along). Unlike the latter though, this video is much more energetic, nastier and has butt sex in it. I've made a list many years ago on this forum of "The 25 greatest adult movies of all time". And yes, I would have to redo that list and this video would make #5 or #6 on that list. After seeing the first three scene, I ALMOST concluded that this video gave me the same feeling American Anal Sluts did. It's just that hype!

REPLAY VALUE: 97.3%
OVERALL RATING: 99.3%


On that note, I'm out. You all take care! ;)