Lex's Anal Champions Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  2/9/2018

Lex's Anal Champions (2015)
THEMES: Compilation, Interracial, Anal, Big Butts, BBC
Starring: Asa Akira, Lisa Ann, Phoenix Marie, Lea Lexis, Bella Bellz, Kelly Divine, Aleksa Nicole, Mischa Brooks & Lexington Steele
Directed by: Lexington Steele

The Evil Empire (what I'd like to call "The greatest porno company on Earth") has been going strong for about 3 decades now. During half of that time, John "Buttman" Stagliano has hired several black male directors who has had successful careers directing for The Evil Empire (Justin Slayer, B. Pumper, Sean Michaels & now Lexington Steele) - well, with the exception of one idiot who was fired after 1 year and a half... We all know who that is/was (he did make awesome flicks for a very short-lived time). With two of them out of the game as directors and performers, one of them is very consistent and has been for nearly two decades as both performer and director. A man who some others envy and wish to be like... Lexington Steele!

I am unsure which video Mr. Stagliano saw that made him want Lex as a director for EA, but it was an eccentric one. Lex is the man and is a major seasoned player in the industry, even had his own TV show via Playboy channel and was engaged to Vanessa Blue at one point (don't get why as she was hideous, outside and apparently in, too). Anyway... This is the very first Lex flick I've seen with him being a director at EA and I've read somewhere that another EA director Kevin Moore helps him direct his videos while he fucks them bad bitches. So, though I've not seen any Kevin Moore videos, I know I'm in for some real shit. Especially after watching all these Mike Adriano videos (which are starting to bore the fuck out of me). I know I'm in for strong, energetic sex, major ass obsession, high color saturation, clear video quality and maybe even some laughter (I could never get over Lex's facial expressions when he fucks, especially his scene in Ass Worship 2 with Shyla Styles - may she RIP).

- All six of these scenes come from previous Lex Steele videos. All of these scenes are pure total fire and has bad ass chicks all wearing lingerie with either loud-ass neon colors or neutral black or white colors and they all get fucked silly by Lex in the pussy and ass. All of them are into it and hella orgasmic. They are all dolled up and they all take it in the ass. Each scene is very long and even has some full body shots and ass-obsessed tease sequences. However, each scene has a totally different concept. That said, I will not provide extensive lengthy reviews per scene. I'll make it pretty brief.

Asa Akira Asa Akira is dressing up in a bombass white bodysuit in a bathroom and it reminded me of her scene in Manuel Ferrara's Raw 3. Lex breaks in and she waves a gun at him, before he manhandles her and fucks her something energetic. This was a good scene, but believe it or not, it wasn't as energetic as the rest of the scenes in this video. Of the six scenes in this video, this one actually comes in 4th place. 14

Lisa Ann Lisa Ann, looking fabulous as usual, is seen in a pitch black lingerie dress with her ass all out and poking, booty looking like a turkey dinner! Lex comes in all dressed up and they lick and eat - but the facesitting Lisa Ann gives Lex is totally energetic and quite bootylicious. Lex manhandles Lisa Ann and gives a fiery scene. 15

Phoenix Marie & Lea Lexis Phoenix Marie is a popular MILF-y type who deserves her title, whereas Lea Lexis is younger. Both chicks are outdoors sunbathing playing with eachother's asses, bouncing and it's an amazing sight. Lex fucked them both as they go indoors. The sex is quite energetic and though it's not a dull scene, it turns out to be the weakest in this compilation. 13

Bella Bellz Never saw this chick before, but man. I tell you, she's bad like hot sauce with high sodium! Her body, her booty, her beauty... Everything about this chick is tough. If I could, I'd call her "The Amber Rose" of porn. But she ain't quite bald-headed. This turns out to be my ultimate favorite scene in this compilation. Lex worships the shit out of her body as she lays on a kitchen counter before she strips off her neon green lingerie and gets fucked something hard and mean by Lex. This shit has to be seen to be believed, let alone understood. I loved every bit of this... This shit is not a game!!!!!! 15

Kelly Divine I am not a huge Kelly Divine fan (a lot of guys love her), but this scene spoke in high volume something to me... I recall her incredible scene in B. Pumper's Gapeman 3, but Kelly doesn't like working with B. Pumper I've read and I didn't think she could tolerate him, period. But this scene here told me that she just loved sex with Lex. It looks like she got on 2 pairs of thongs, both in 2 different neon colors, along with a fishnet dress on. Lex nearly picks her big ass up, fucks the shit out of her and her big monster ass is a sight to look at while Lex drills it and tears her pussy up. She's very orgasmic and in ecstasy with this dude; something she's never been with B. Pumper. This is what you call a real "Hulk Smash" with two big monster-bodied MFs! 14

Aleska Nicole & Mischa Brooke This here turns out to be a pretty wild, energetic, loud, orgasmic and color-saturated filled scene with two tight white girls. One has on purple, the other has on a neon turquoise bikini. Both show off them bodies, licking in eachother's asses, playing around before Lex stops by and beats them girls' pussies and butts up on a couch and they both scream something insane, at one point yelling for "god" repeatedly. My second favorite scene in this compilation! 15

The Extras: There's 2 DVDs, trailers, filmographies and a cumshot recap. There's no photo gallery, though. It's nice that there are trailers and filmographies, but if there's not going to be a photo gallery (EA's photo galleries suck now), there could have at least been a bonus scene. The A/V quality is clean ASF, but that's the fault of Kevin Moore and Lex Steele for their awesome camera work and camera model used.

BOTTOM LINE: Lex's Anal Champions is definitely worthy of owning. It takes you back to the old times of Lex The Impaler (a series that's still intact, surprisingly) and the Heavy Metal series. Is there any significant difference between those series and this compilation? Fuck no. But, Lex directs for Evil Angel now and it's good to see him smashing new and recent talent. Even with this said, I wouldn't advise you to throw away or sell your Heavy Metal DVDs (especially parts 1, 2 & 6).

For those of you who only wish to own only 1 or 2 of Lex videos, my suggestion is to check out the Heavy Metal video series aforementioned, then this one and figure out which one works for you (as far as what gets you off most, plus your favorite female talent). Lex is the man and I heard from a source that he doesn't joke around a lot and takes himself way too seriously. I heard Lex did some fire-ass scenes with Kagney Lynn Karter in some other videos and I felt one of those scenes should have been in here, rather than the one with Phoenix Marie & Lea Lexis. It's quite refreshing to see something like this after watching all these fucking Mike Adriano videos with the same ole' shit.


OVERALL VALUE: 96%

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