Anal Dream Team Review
Evil Angel
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Starring: Lisa Ann, Nikki Benz, Mike Adriano, Asa Akira, Chanel Preston, Remy LaCroix
Released on: 3/13/2013
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Reviewed by Long Noel on 9/3/2023
Anal Dream Team (2013)
Categories: Ass Obsession, Anal, Big Butts
Starring: Asa Akira, Lisa Ann, Nikki Benx, Chanel Preston, Remy LaCroix, Kagney Lynn Karter (Bonus Scene) & Mike Adriano
a Mike Adriano video
While I'm back looking at a selected few pornos and reviewing them, I look back and I remember back in the Summer of 2010 when I said that American Anal Sluts was the greatest porno ever made. Part of me still wants to hold on to that, but another part of me wants to override that. Why? Well American Anal Sluts IS one of the top ten best videos ever made and that scene with Ashli Orion with Summer Bailey totally blew my mind. Still does to this day. I got rid of my entire porno collection over a decade ago and if I knew then what I know now, I would have hung onto that and MILFs Anal Addiction, which is in all harsh realness, is superior to American Anal Sluts. Both videos are now out of print and I really really wish I had hung onto the latter. It was Mike Adriano's best MILF video and unlike that waste-of-time-assed Anal Motherfucker (Joslyn James was the only star in that video), MILFs Anal Addiction blew my mind and had a lot of moments and a female cast American Anal Sluts couldn't fuck with.
,br> Me being an ass obsessed man myself, while I do appreciate Mike Adriano's view of things, at times, it has become very repetitive and formulaic and it gets on my goddamned nerves at times. It's like, every video, the same ole shit. The same setting with that 1980s & 1990s graffiti. The same slow-ass POV sexuality and camera work, some chicks have their butts obsessed over and some don't and when they get on the treadmill, they walk at the same exact slow-ass speed. No running, no jogging, no sprints. And that speculum shit and intestinal camera gets on my nerves real bad too. Only difference is the female cast and the lingerie. And in some cases, the oral sex lasts much longer than the ass obsession with a whole lot of unnecessary globs of spit. After a while, it really got on my nerves and started to bore me just like the movies John "Buttman" Staglaino released from 2002-2008 and Justin Slayers' anal-free or anal-light movies he released before leaving Evil Angel in 2008 to run his own company. And it got to the point to where I was ready to say "If you've seen one, two or three of his flicks, you've seen them all." Do I regret giving any of his videos five stars? Truthfully, yes and that was for Asian Anal Addiction, which I should have only given a three star review for (With the exception of Dana Vespoli, all the chicks were wasted).
Butt… and there's a handful of big butts… (LOL) I've decided to see some of Mike Adriano's videos that didn't get any reviews or attention at all that were still in print. Some of his videos are out of print and going for anywhere between $100 to $500 to own on DVD (Damn, I wish I hadn't parted with my copy of MILFs Anal Addiction and yes, I am old school; I don't like watching movies on a computer)! Anal Dream Team is one of those videos and I have zero clue why this one is not out of print as motherfucking good as it is! The female cast is totally immaculate and there's not one unattractive ugly girl in this video. Lisa Ann (who is now a sports commentator), Asa Akira (whose book Insatiable I've read), Nikki Benz (a tight MILF), Chanel Preston and Kagney Lynn Karter (the Miley Cyrus of porn with a big-ass booty) in here?! Something told me I would be in for a huge treat here. And my picky OCD-esque intuition told me right. And now I can say that yes, this was even superior to American Anal Sluts! Between this and MILFs Anal Addiction, they have caused American Anal Sluts to be instantly demoted from being what I once called "The #1 greatest porno video ever made!" That title now goes to Anal Dream Team and MILFs Anal Addiction!
Unlike some of the Mike Adriano videos I've seen, this one exudes the perfect kind of ass obsession that was lost and missing at some point. While pornographers like B. Pumper brought out the best in ass obsession for a short period of time (before he was fired from Evil Angel and eventually blacklisted from the industry for doing dumb shit) and picked up where Buttman and even Jules Jordan left off, Mike Adriano even has Pumper beat. This video has some extra energy and exuberance that was severely lacking in some of his videos.
Nikki Benz is a hot white MILF with a real big booty and sports a black cami with a matching garter belt. There's lots of shots of her entire body and her big ass walking while she talks dirty. Going from outdoors to indoors, she gets her body worshipped, kitty ate and takes a lot of anal from Mike Adriano. I don't find titties attractive but if it's important to you, she's got big ones. Her scene was very great, even though her booty obsession was better in Mike Adriano's Anal Motherfucker (which, if you ask me, was not a good video and wasn't even worth my time reviewing). The sex here with her was better than the aforementioned video.
Next, we have Asa Akira. Great performer. In most of the Mike Adriano videos she starred in, it was devoid of a lot of booty obsession. She did great in something like Anal Pornsluts (also out of print in physical form), but this scene was spectacular. There's not a lot of booty shots of her here, but towards the end, she gets up, stands up and jiggles her cheeks. This scene is honestly the best I've seen her in and the opener shows her shaving her kitty and giving her the usual buttsex treatment with lots of salad tossing, spit (WTF is up with this man and his obsession with spit?!) and anal in various positions. Just like the last scene, Mike busts in a large plastic cooking spoon and she drinks it from there.
Lisa Ann! Lisa Ann!!! I always look forward to seeing her. This scene was pure fire, just like her scene in MILFs Anal Addiction. Here, she wears blue jeans with a neon yellow/blue g string and it's such a beautiful thing. My gawd! There's a whole lot of booty obsession which includes her bending over, switching, jiggling, walking and making it clap, lordy!! And it lasts for such a long time and fortunately so (some Mike Adriano scenes have none of it and some booty obsession only lasts for 2-4 minutes; here, it's drawn out and rightfully so)! There's a whole lot of baby oil added to the mix when he gets deep in her booty in various positions where she swallows his whole entire D and her booty takes up more than half of the camera lens. Like McDonald's, "I'm lovin' it!"
Chanel Preston is a hot number who I've seen in some Buttman Focused trailers and she's in the same league as aesthetically inclined like AJ Applegate and Sheena Shaw (although some dudes may not know the difference if they think all white girls look the same). Her booty obsession includes her walking and switching on a treadmill, but it doesn't last over five minutes unfortunately AND she has the nerve to be wearing a damned sweater and shit. Mike chokes her with his D until she drips mascara and the oral sex lasts for a minute before he slides in her vagina and booty. And yes, Mike does smash some coochie in this video unlike some of his other videos. Chanel is very orgasmic, but the scene is the shortest in the video lasting around 50 minutes.
Remy LaCroix sports a black cami with garter belt and while there is booty obsession here, it's not as boisterous as the other scenes. The oral lasts longer than necessary I would say, but the sex is tight. Nice looking gal. He spends a lot of time with her vaginally because the booty was too tight for him. Butt, he manages to slide in. This scene was a very good way to end the video.
The bonus scene starring Kagney Lynn Karter was from Anal Bombshells and was the best scene in that Mike Adriano video. So if you have that video, you may wanna sell it and just pick this DVD up. The scene was almost 90 minutes and is shown in it's uncut form with a whole lot of booty obsession, anal, orgasms and Kagney using an enema up her booty and sitting on a toilet to cleanse herself before being rammed in it an using toys. To add a scene like this to a video like this?! 100 thumbs up!
The extras include a great photo gallery, filmographies and 6 Adriano trailers (including trailers for Anal Asses, MILFs Anal Addiction and Too Much Anal, starring Sarah Vandella in a fishnet bodysuit with the booty ripped open).
If you have to see only one Mike Adriano video in your life, it's hard to choose just one. But this is one of his top five greatest videos he's ever made, alongside my other two favorites. Yes, he has made very good videos, but most of them are not videos you could watch all the way through without skipping a scene or two. I can even say this about the likes of Black Anal Addiction since most of the women were very unattractive to me, with the exception of Skin Diamond, who I am in love with! Anal Dream Team is one of those few you could watch without saying one scene was just a filler only. I'll be watching and reviewing three or four more of his videos from Evil Angel and that's that.
THE FILM'S RATING: 100%
DVD RATING: 100%
Bonus Reviews Coming Soon:
Anal Appetite, Mad Asses, Inside Her Ass 2, Buttman Goes to Rio 1 & 2 & Rocco's True Anal Stories 2
Categories: Ass Obsession, Anal, Big Butts
Starring: Asa Akira, Lisa Ann, Nikki Benx, Chanel Preston, Remy LaCroix, Kagney Lynn Karter (Bonus Scene) & Mike Adriano
a Mike Adriano video
While I'm back looking at a selected few pornos and reviewing them, I look back and I remember back in the Summer of 2010 when I said that American Anal Sluts was the greatest porno ever made. Part of me still wants to hold on to that, but another part of me wants to override that. Why? Well American Anal Sluts IS one of the top ten best videos ever made and that scene with Ashli Orion with Summer Bailey totally blew my mind. Still does to this day. I got rid of my entire porno collection over a decade ago and if I knew then what I know now, I would have hung onto that and MILFs Anal Addiction, which is in all harsh realness, is superior to American Anal Sluts. Both videos are now out of print and I really really wish I had hung onto the latter. It was Mike Adriano's best MILF video and unlike that waste-of-time-assed Anal Motherfucker (Joslyn James was the only star in that video), MILFs Anal Addiction blew my mind and had a lot of moments and a female cast American Anal Sluts couldn't fuck with.
,br> Me being an ass obsessed man myself, while I do appreciate Mike Adriano's view of things, at times, it has become very repetitive and formulaic and it gets on my goddamned nerves at times. It's like, every video, the same ole shit. The same setting with that 1980s & 1990s graffiti. The same slow-ass POV sexuality and camera work, some chicks have their butts obsessed over and some don't and when they get on the treadmill, they walk at the same exact slow-ass speed. No running, no jogging, no sprints. And that speculum shit and intestinal camera gets on my nerves real bad too. Only difference is the female cast and the lingerie. And in some cases, the oral sex lasts much longer than the ass obsession with a whole lot of unnecessary globs of spit. After a while, it really got on my nerves and started to bore me just like the movies John "Buttman" Staglaino released from 2002-2008 and Justin Slayers' anal-free or anal-light movies he released before leaving Evil Angel in 2008 to run his own company. And it got to the point to where I was ready to say "If you've seen one, two or three of his flicks, you've seen them all." Do I regret giving any of his videos five stars? Truthfully, yes and that was for Asian Anal Addiction, which I should have only given a three star review for (With the exception of Dana Vespoli, all the chicks were wasted).
Butt… and there's a handful of big butts… (LOL) I've decided to see some of Mike Adriano's videos that didn't get any reviews or attention at all that were still in print. Some of his videos are out of print and going for anywhere between $100 to $500 to own on DVD (Damn, I wish I hadn't parted with my copy of MILFs Anal Addiction and yes, I am old school; I don't like watching movies on a computer)! Anal Dream Team is one of those videos and I have zero clue why this one is not out of print as motherfucking good as it is! The female cast is totally immaculate and there's not one unattractive ugly girl in this video. Lisa Ann (who is now a sports commentator), Asa Akira (whose book Insatiable I've read), Nikki Benz (a tight MILF), Chanel Preston and Kagney Lynn Karter (the Miley Cyrus of porn with a big-ass booty) in here?! Something told me I would be in for a huge treat here. And my picky OCD-esque intuition told me right. And now I can say that yes, this was even superior to American Anal Sluts! Between this and MILFs Anal Addiction, they have caused American Anal Sluts to be instantly demoted from being what I once called "The #1 greatest porno video ever made!" That title now goes to Anal Dream Team and MILFs Anal Addiction!
Unlike some of the Mike Adriano videos I've seen, this one exudes the perfect kind of ass obsession that was lost and missing at some point. While pornographers like B. Pumper brought out the best in ass obsession for a short period of time (before he was fired from Evil Angel and eventually blacklisted from the industry for doing dumb shit) and picked up where Buttman and even Jules Jordan left off, Mike Adriano even has Pumper beat. This video has some extra energy and exuberance that was severely lacking in some of his videos.
Nikki Benz is a hot white MILF with a real big booty and sports a black cami with a matching garter belt. There's lots of shots of her entire body and her big ass walking while she talks dirty. Going from outdoors to indoors, she gets her body worshipped, kitty ate and takes a lot of anal from Mike Adriano. I don't find titties attractive but if it's important to you, she's got big ones. Her scene was very great, even though her booty obsession was better in Mike Adriano's Anal Motherfucker (which, if you ask me, was not a good video and wasn't even worth my time reviewing). The sex here with her was better than the aforementioned video.
Next, we have Asa Akira. Great performer. In most of the Mike Adriano videos she starred in, it was devoid of a lot of booty obsession. She did great in something like Anal Pornsluts (also out of print in physical form), but this scene was spectacular. There's not a lot of booty shots of her here, but towards the end, she gets up, stands up and jiggles her cheeks. This scene is honestly the best I've seen her in and the opener shows her shaving her kitty and giving her the usual buttsex treatment with lots of salad tossing, spit (WTF is up with this man and his obsession with spit?!) and anal in various positions. Just like the last scene, Mike busts in a large plastic cooking spoon and she drinks it from there.
Lisa Ann! Lisa Ann!!! I always look forward to seeing her. This scene was pure fire, just like her scene in MILFs Anal Addiction. Here, she wears blue jeans with a neon yellow/blue g string and it's such a beautiful thing. My gawd! There's a whole lot of booty obsession which includes her bending over, switching, jiggling, walking and making it clap, lordy!! And it lasts for such a long time and fortunately so (some Mike Adriano scenes have none of it and some booty obsession only lasts for 2-4 minutes; here, it's drawn out and rightfully so)! There's a whole lot of baby oil added to the mix when he gets deep in her booty in various positions where she swallows his whole entire D and her booty takes up more than half of the camera lens. Like McDonald's, "I'm lovin' it!"
Chanel Preston is a hot number who I've seen in some Buttman Focused trailers and she's in the same league as aesthetically inclined like AJ Applegate and Sheena Shaw (although some dudes may not know the difference if they think all white girls look the same). Her booty obsession includes her walking and switching on a treadmill, but it doesn't last over five minutes unfortunately AND she has the nerve to be wearing a damned sweater and shit. Mike chokes her with his D until she drips mascara and the oral sex lasts for a minute before he slides in her vagina and booty. And yes, Mike does smash some coochie in this video unlike some of his other videos. Chanel is very orgasmic, but the scene is the shortest in the video lasting around 50 minutes.
Remy LaCroix sports a black cami with garter belt and while there is booty obsession here, it's not as boisterous as the other scenes. The oral lasts longer than necessary I would say, but the sex is tight. Nice looking gal. He spends a lot of time with her vaginally because the booty was too tight for him. Butt, he manages to slide in. This scene was a very good way to end the video.
The bonus scene starring Kagney Lynn Karter was from Anal Bombshells and was the best scene in that Mike Adriano video. So if you have that video, you may wanna sell it and just pick this DVD up. The scene was almost 90 minutes and is shown in it's uncut form with a whole lot of booty obsession, anal, orgasms and Kagney using an enema up her booty and sitting on a toilet to cleanse herself before being rammed in it an using toys. To add a scene like this to a video like this?! 100 thumbs up!
The extras include a great photo gallery, filmographies and 6 Adriano trailers (including trailers for Anal Asses, MILFs Anal Addiction and Too Much Anal, starring Sarah Vandella in a fishnet bodysuit with the booty ripped open).
If you have to see only one Mike Adriano video in your life, it's hard to choose just one. But this is one of his top five greatest videos he's ever made, alongside my other two favorites. Yes, he has made very good videos, but most of them are not videos you could watch all the way through without skipping a scene or two. I can even say this about the likes of Black Anal Addiction since most of the women were very unattractive to me, with the exception of Skin Diamond, who I am in love with! Anal Dream Team is one of those few you could watch without saying one scene was just a filler only. I'll be watching and reviewing three or four more of his videos from Evil Angel and that's that.
THE FILM'S RATING: 100%
DVD RATING: 100%
Bonus Reviews Coming Soon:
Anal Appetite, Mad Asses, Inside Her Ass 2, Buttman Goes to Rio 1 & 2 & Rocco's True Anal Stories 2
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