Long Noel's Movie Reviews (205 - page 2)
Release date: 3/21/2012
Reviewed on: 2/3/2018
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Eva Angelina, Mike Adriano, Jayden Jaymes, Alanah Rae, Kagney Linn Karter, Remy LaCroix, Anissa Kate
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: "Anal Bombshells" seemed very promising, as a whole, but it has it's problems. For one, Eva Angelina was wasted, IMO and Anissa Kate was on the verge of being wasted, thanks to the unnecessarily long tease sequence with the annoying lollipop (but the sex is what saved her scene). As I thought, Kagney Lynn Karter is not only the real star in this video, but her scene was the only "flawless victory". Honestly, if not for Kagney Lynn Karter, I'd say "avoid it" and skip to something else.
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Release date: 3/11/2011
Reviewed on: 1/20/2018
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mya Luanna, Mike Adriano, Carolyn Reese, Jada Stevens, Asa Akira, Karina O'Reilley, Tori Lux, Jynx Maze, Mahina Zaltana
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: Mahina Zaltana has the scene to remember, with Karina O'Reilly coming in second and the duo with Asa Akira & Jynx Maze coming in third place. Also, I never thought I'd see Mike Adriano ream a chick out so hard until I saw the scene with Karina O'Reilly. While "Anal Inferno" is certainly no "Anal Overdose" 1 or 2, "MILFs Anal Addiction", or "American Anal Sluts", it had the potential to be a 5-star video, but had several flaws. One flaw was the sluggishness in Mya Luanna's scene and Jada Stevens.
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Release date: 1/25/2012
Reviewed on: 1/19/2018
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Inari Vachs, Alana Evans, Maya Hills, Mike Adriano, Janet Mason, Dani Jensen, Veronica Avluv, Khloe Kush, Alisa Ford
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: While the first "Anal Overdose" is like ass-obsession and anal sex on the strongest dose of LSD, this one tones a lot of that down. The first scene (Alana Evans & Tiffany Mynx) and final scene (Khloe Kush & Alisa Ford) are just too much to endure in one sitting. It's like a total utopia of big-booty-white-girl-supremacy. For these two scenes is guaranteed to cause chronic masturbation and massive replay.
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Release date: 4/13/2015
Reviewed on: 1/17/2018
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Ramon Nomar, Dana Vespoli, Logan Pierce, Tyler Nixon, Sara Luvv, Ava Dalush
Directed by: Dana Vespoli
Review brief: Dana Vespoli's Evil Angel directorial videos are more about intimacy instead of raunchy, rough, nasty and messy sex. Which isn't a bad thing, but in today's grand scheme of things, it just won't work as far as appealing to a general audience (unless we're speaking of those who are die-hard Dana Vespoli fans who feel she's one of the baddest bitches in the world, those into couples porn, those who find Mike Adriano, B. Pumper and Belladonna repulsive and those who still appreciate the soft elegance of those old 1990s Buttman videos).
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Release date: 8/13/2012
Reviewed on: 1/16/2018
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Sharon Lee [I] (Asian), Katsuni, Dana Vespoli, Mike Adriano, Lana Violet, Asa Akira, London Keyes
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: Honestly, I did expect a lot more out of this, but it is worthy of owning. While it's steps ahead of Elegant Angel's "Asian Booty Worship, it's not as flawless as a movie like "MILFs Anal Addiction", "American Anal Sluts" or "Anal Overdose". Dana Vespoli had the best scene here while Katsumi came in second place. This video has a lot of intimacy, but is lacking in the tease and sexual energy department (except for the scene with Dana Vespoli. Something like "MILFs Anal Addiction" had more sexual energy.
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Release date: 2/25/2013
Reviewed on: 1/16/2018
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Lisa Ann, Nikita Denise, Mike Adriano, Kayla Carrera, Veronica Avluv, Shani Reid, Nora Noir, Farrah Fallon
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: MILFs Anal Addiction did not receive good reviews based on several outlets, but it's just as wicked as American Anal Sluts and Anal Overdose -- One of the 5 Adriano flicks you should own. Not to mention, it's superiority to Anal Motherfucker 2. It's a video you could watch all the way through, unless you're the type to get desensitized easily. Even if you're looking for a quick beat-off, you won't have a difficult time looking for that "spot" where you can get it off to.
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Release date: 2/13/2012
Reviewed on: 1/13/2018
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Chastity Lynn, Alysa Gap, Jordan Ash, Jada Stevens, Jennifer White, Amy Brooke, Proxy Paige, Jynx Maze, Roxy Raye, Izobella Clark, Eloa, Hotkinkyjo, Kinky Niky
Directed by: Jay Sin
Review brief: This movie had potential to be just as awesome as "Pretty Sloppy", but there was too much BS in here. Jay Sin seems more interested in creating shock value and pushing the envelop than making a great video here. I shudder at the thought of someone getting off on this garbage repeatedly, but... that's on them. The covert art made this look promising, but this movie was total trash.
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Release date: 10/16/2013
Reviewed on: 1/10/2018
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mike Adriano, Syren De Mer, Dee Siren, Simone Sonay, Zoey Portland
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: ANAL MOTHERFUCKER 2 is a flick dedicated to white MILFs with big butts, ass obsession and ass sex. But the envelope gets pushed at times and some of it turned me off (specifically the scene with Dee Siren). Every woman in here is a beauty and I wouldn't kick any of them out of my bed. The two main stars are Syren DeMer and Simone Sonay.
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Release date: 8/16/2001
Reviewed on: 3/21/2011
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Vanessa, Mara, Nacho Vidal, Laura Angel, Christina Bella, Rita Faltoyano, Sylvia Sun, Angelica Bright, Betty Love, Mallory, Dominika, Sandra Kay, Monica Sweetheart, Kathy Anderson, Dominica Leoni, Stacy Silver, Tera Joy, Lia, Agnes Fodor, Tereza Fox, Petra Lamas, Claudia DeMoro, Mary Blonde, Diana D., Isabella Cardellini, Zdenka Dolly, Andras Csortan
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Dozens, dozens and dozens of women (White European only) getting fucked roughly and nicely by Rocco Siffredi and Nacho Vidal, with very few guys stopping by to help. There’s pounds and pounds of beautiful women with natural bodies, natural beauty and some of the best, delicate and curvy asses you’ll ever see all in one time.
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Release date: 7/13/2003
Reviewed on: 3/12/2011
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Olga, Rocco Siffredi, Claudia Jamsson, Angie, Svetlana, Martina Mercedes, Melinda, Catherine Count, Vivienne Laroche, Petra Short, Mallory, Sandra Kay, Michelle Wild, Caroline De Jaie, Patricia Diamond, Savanna Samson, Sylvia Laurent, Carmen Vera, Melinda Vecsey, Olga Martinez
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: The reason why I wanted to add this review to my long list of reviews is for one, I come to the conclusion that throughout my extensive years of porn viewing and with my tastes changing once in a while, Rocco Siffredi is my favorite porn director of all time.
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Release date: 6/24/2010
Reviewed on: 2/19/2011
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Alisha, Omar Galanti, Giorgio Grandi, Alysa Gap, Lioness, Anita Hengher, Simone White
Directed by: Omar Galanti
Review brief: Russian Impact (2010) THEMES: Foreign (Europe), Ass Obsession, Anal, Facesitting, Rough Sex, POV The Cast: Lioness, Alysa, Alis Rock, Anita Hende, Alisa, Alysha, Omar Galanti & Giorgio Grandi Directed by: Omar Galanti Omar Galanti, at one point, was a regular in Rocco Siffredis videos as a male performer who was and still is very adequate. Russian Impact is his first directorial for Evil Angels sister company. Among discovering that hed direct for Evil Angel (after being transferred from Buttman Magazine Choice, like Jay Sin), I was determined to see one of maybe two of his videos. After seeing trailers for Omars Butt Obession and this one, I knew I just had to see this one before closing the book on my relationship with pornography. Omar Galantis style is like Christoph Clark meets Jay Sin (I wont liken him to Rocco, because Rocco Siffredi is so rich, pure and has more stamina than this guy). Fortunately, theres no bizarre gape-rimming, bizarre wardrobe and boring girl-on-girl shit that Jay Sin is fond of. Like Rocco, Omar is a rough dude.
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Release date: 4/19/2006
Reviewed on: 2/19/2011
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Angela, Donna, Henrietta, Maria [I] (ambiguous), Monika, Claudia, Kristina, Rocco Siffredi, Stacy, Naomi, Mara, Silvia, Nancy, Carmen, Lisa, Rita, Sandra, Victoria, Nikita, Camilla, Tiffany, Nacho Vidal, Lolita, Bettina, Cindy, Anna, Amanda, Lucy, Vivien, Katalin, Betty, Lea, Katka, Kinga, Agnes, Laura Angel, Sara, Mary, Saskia, Sidney, Belladonna, Melory, Daniella, Linda, Franco Roccaforte, Christina Bella, Sheila Scott, Sandra Russo, Katia, Petra Short, Dominika, Tereza, Mia Stone, Monica Sweetheart, Nicky Reed, Miriam, Adria, Julia Crow, Sisi Paradis, Barby, Stella Virgin, Caroline De Jaie, Carmen White, Black Widow, Nikki Montana, Dike, Sandy Style, Justina, Daria, Gianna Michaels, Polina, Kata Hillton, Kristyna, Karmen, Lilou, Auxanna, Lia, Niky, Vanesa, Anett, Sandy Taylor, Moniq, Karib, Veronica B., Ivett, Tristano, Krystal de Boor
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: ***a bonus LONG NOEL review*** Roccos Best Reverse Gangbangs (2006) THEMES: Compilation, Foreign (Europe), Ass Obsession, Anal, Group Sex, Gangbang, Interracial, Rough Sex, The Cast: Belladonna, Laura Angel, Monica Sweetheart, Sarah ONeil, Sandra Russo, Sandy Saint, Rita Foltyano, Kata Hilton, Krisztina Bella, Mia Stone, Caroline Cage Rocco Siffredi, Nacho Vidal, Franco Roccaforte, Tristan & 59 OTHER WOMEN! Produced, Written & Directed by: Rocco Siffredi On my way out (I know Ive said it too many times before), Ive decided to check out a few more Rocco videos. Especially now that todays porn seems too repugnant and filled with directors who either repeat the same action, making the industry a bore (I.E. Mike Adriano), depict sick-ass abhorrent bullshit (I.E. prolapsed colons and gape-overloads) or just make boring shit. So, I will not suggest that anyone toss out or trade in those old videos from Rocco Siffredi and John Buttman Stagliano after all. I had no idea this Rocco Siffredi compilation existed until recently.
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Release date: 10/28/2003
Reviewed on: 2/17/2011
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Penelope, David Perry, Rocco Siffredi, Angelica, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Sidney, Katarina, Linda, Sindy, Judy White, Sandra De Marco
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Rocco: Hazardous Duty picks up immediately where Rocco Super Moto Hard left off. An overlooked and underrated classic, this video is not only similar to the latter film, but some of the content found in Buttman & Rocco Goes To Montreal.
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Release date: 4/11/2001
Reviewed on: 2/17/2011
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Anita, Zenza Raggi, David Perry, Mike Foster, Rocco Siffredi, Laura Black, Silvia Saint, Frank Gun, Sdena, Leslie Taylor, Laura Angel, Philippe Soine, Remigio Zampa, Nancy Lee, Kelly Stafford, Jini J., Rebecca Ramada, Katty Thurman, Nadezna Zalicova, Pavel Sahag, Miroslaw Kepuk, Nell Olsoo, Mario Rossi, Barbara Rose, Greta Milos, Michelle Greco, Lea Lexis, Nikki Blue, Camilla Krabbe, Audrey Wilder, Olga Martinez, Monica Miclos, Orsolya-Bella, Christian Metz
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: An all-anal compilation that has lots of potential if it hadn't been for three boring scenes, Rocco's Best Buttfucks showcases some of the best anal sex depicted and handpicked mostly from Rocco's True Anal Stories series.
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Release date: 4/6/2005
Reviewed on: 2/17/2011
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Justin, Lucy, Elen, Vivien, Sylvie, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Jazz Duro, Lenny, Arwen
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: ***a bonus LONG NOEL review*** Roccos The Lady and Her Tramps (2005) THEMES: Feature Film, Foreign (Europe), Anal, Interracial, All Sex, Mature, Group Sex The Cast: Elen, Justin, Lenny, Lucy, Vivien, Arwen, Sylvie, The Lady, Rocco Siffredi, Kid Jamaica, Franco Roccaforte & Jazz Duro Produced, Written & Directed by: Rocco Siffredi Roccos The Lady and Her Tramps revolves around Rocco and his guys spending the day with mature businesswomans tramps in their mansion. Instantly coming into mind is a possible concept of a Madam (a female pimp), her hoes and their clientele. Ive wondered at times if Rocco did a video like this or if there was ever a feature film with this concept in mind and Ive found it! And this is better than any HBO Cathouse special (unless it includes Brooke). And, its directed by Rocco Siffredi! Rocco proves again why hes one of the five best pornographers of all time. Right after the opening credits, we see Rocco and his guys (Gabriel Zero included) on their way to The Ladys house.
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Release date: 9/18/2009
Reviewed on: 2/17/2011
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Asian Shan, Manuel Ferrara, Avy Scott, Kristina Rose, Michael Cheritto, Chayse Evans, Eloa Lombard
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: ***a bonus LONG NOEL review** RAW 2 (2009) THEMES: Previously Unreleased, Archives, POV, Anal, Interracial, Big Butts, Foreign (Europe) The Cast: Chayse Evans, Eloa Lombard, Avy Scott, Asian Shan, Kristina Rose, Manuel Ferrara & Michael Cheritto (cameo) Produced & Directed by: Manuel Ferrara Raw 2 begins with a 15-minute web cam session with Chayse Evans on Manuels laptop. She shows her genitalia for a very long time. Appearing in Manuels hotel room, she tosses her skirt off and he eats her pussy. Chayse Evans (Gapeman 3, Pretty Sloppy) seems to have lost a little weight, but reminds us why she was the badass she was and why 2009 was a huge year for her before an unfortunate setback in her personal life (rumor). A lengthy bout of oral sex occurs before Manuel taps her pussy while she masturbates nonstop. Though Chayse lost weight, she still has an ass on her. Top notch! Its a delight to watch her fuck back and him spreading her ass cheeks open with his thumb. She fucks him back as shes bent over the hotel chair and looks back a lot. This girls got rhythm.
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Release date: 12/17/2010
Reviewed on: 1/30/2011
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Manuel Ferrara, Mia Rose, Mason Moore, Allie Haze, Jynx Maze
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: Manuel Ferrara's greatest video. This video may be conservative, sexually, but the cast is brilliant, the scenes are long, the DVD extras are the greatest, Jynx Maze proves again why she is a top-notch Peruvian butt queen, Allie Haze shows off what little booty she has and Mason Moore goes to the beach. Oh yeah, did I mention, Mia Rose is back and put some more meat on that sweet, white butt of hers?!
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Release date: 1/15/2010
Reviewed on: 1/30/2011
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Lorelei Lee, Bobbi Starr, Andy San Dimas, Asa Akira, Shana Spirit
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: Manuel Ferrara's "Raw" series is one of the very few series in the adult film industry that is of excellence and that is worthy of owning in it's entirety. Fortunately, we are spared of Bobbi Starr's dramatic acting and this happens to be one of her flawless scenes, Asa Akira is tasteful and Lorelei Lee is in one of her many greatest scenes and proves that she can handle and enjoys rough, brutal sexual treatment, regardless of how pink her skin gets amid the action!
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Release date: 5/9/2001
Reviewed on: 1/25/2011
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Nacho Vidal, Catherine Count, Veronica White, Max Cortes, Iveta, Kelly Stafford, Aneta Curtis, Ruth Farrah, Mary Foster, Anushka Garin, Sabine Mallory, Lucie Vrastilova, Lynn Stone, Tony De Sergio
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: To make a long story short, Rocco fell in love with a woman named Kelly Stafford in this feature film and in the end, fucked her and killed her-maintaining his complete control over her life (my description of this would probably cause some to think of one man: O.J. Simpson!).
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Release date: 1/14/2011
Reviewed on: 1/11/2011
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Brandon Iron, T.J. Cummings, Manuel Ferrara, Jennifer Dark, Sandra Romain, Sinn Sage, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, Lee Bang, Sasha Grey, Bobbi Starr, D. Snoop
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Sasha Grey Expose is a one-disc compilation of five blazing sex scenes Jake Malone has captured with Sasha Grey.
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Release date: 1/12/2010
Reviewed on: 1/11/2011
Studio: Justin Slayer International
Starring: Prince Yahshua, Nat Turnher, Austin Taylor, C.J. Wright, Charlotte Vale, Melanie Jayne, Leenuh Rae
Directed by: Careena Collins
Review brief: ***a bonus LONG NOEL review*** Bottom Bitches (2010) THEMES: Interracial, Bondage, BDSM, Roleplay The Cast: Charlotte Vale, Austin Taylor, Leenuh Rae, Melanie Jayne, Ittybitty, Prince Yahsuha, C.J. Wright & Nat Turnher Directed by: Careena Collins This isnt the first Careena Collins video Ive seen. Ive seen two of her bondage videos from JSI, which only included a bunch of spankings, Dom/sub mind games and tease-torture. Careena Collins is a daring white woman who loves being put in sexual bondage, being fucked and fucked over by black men. Justin Slayer was aware of her potential and has her directing for his company. Its very rare to see interracial bondage in mainstream porn and its only seen in amateur porn.
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Release date: 11/12/2010
Reviewed on: 12/29/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Seda, Mike Adriano, Naomi Cruise, Charisma Cappelli, Victoria White, Mariah Madysinn, Brooklyn Lee, Kaycee Brooks
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: This video is filled with unknowns who are mainly sexy All-American white females who are all in athletic shape. While some are thin and petite (Seda and Victoria White), others have big juicy asses (Kaycee Brooke, Mariah Madysinn and Charisma Cappelli) that blows most females in the industry out the water and into the sand, burying their overrated asses alive.
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Release date: 8/9/2010
Reviewed on: 12/28/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Tricia Oaks, Mike Adriano, Kayme Kai, Diamond Kitty, Kiera King, Natalia Rossi, Danica Dillon, Tori Lux
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: After watching three Mike Adriano videos and owning them (Anal Starlets, Anal Overdose and American Anal Sluts), I just wanted to watch more of his work. Now, I’m not one to own any artist in any entertainment arena’s entire library, Mike Adriano, B. Pumper and even old-school ass enthusiast John “Buttman” Stagliano are three pornographers whose work is so spontaneous and addictive, you wouldn’t mind owning their whole discographies, even for those who don’t watch a lot of porn.
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Release date: 6/11/2010
Reviewed on: 12/26/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Francesca Le, Nicki Hunter, Mike Adriano, Monica Santhiago, Diana Prince, Angelica Raven, Mya Nichole, Kelly Divine, Ashli Orion, Bridgette B, Charlotte Vale, Jennifer White
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: The female cast is the absolute greatest and I just hope I am not disappointed. Even though Mike Adriano has cranked out two fabulous videos of which I reviewed and own, I know that it is possible for an artist to make fillers and make work that lacks quality from time to time. Just because a video has an all-star cast doesn’t imply it will be a work of art or especially one worthy of repeated viewing (and though I know you should not judge a porno by it...
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Release date: 10/11/2010
Reviewed on: 12/19/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mike Adriano, Nyomi Banxxx, Nikki Sexx, Krissy Lynn, Katie Summers, Jynx Maze, Brooklyn Lee
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: First of all, this is the second Mike Adriano film that I’ve seen, ever since he joined forces with The Evil Empire in the Spring of 2010. As I’ve said in my review for American Anal Sluts, like B. Pumper and Jay Sin, the man is a real nasty butt-and-anal fetishist (minus the ass smelling antics and having the ladies gape as wide as humanly possible).
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