Anal Bombshells Review

Anal Bombshells (2012)
Themes: Ass Obsession, Anal, POV
The Cast: Eva Angelina, Kagney Lynn Karter, Remy LaCroix, Anissa Kate & Mike Adriano
Directed by: Mike Adriano

NOTICE: I watched this movie using "Watch On Demand". So I'm unsure about the specifics of the DVD's extra features, except for the fact that the DVD has two bonus scenes. That said, it's fair to say that this DVD IS loaded with extras. Which makes sense, given this flick only has 4 long scenes. I suppose one scene has actual penetrative sex while the other is BJ only, not to mention the trailers and photo galleries.

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I've told myself that "Anal Inferno" would have been the very last Mike Adriano flick I'd ever see or review. But this one caught my attention, alongside "Inside Her Ass" and "Anally Drilled". Personally, though I am an ass obsessed man and while Mike Adriano cranks out quality pornos, I started to get really fed up with the lack of uniqueness in his videos. It's like every video was always the same. No variety of different toys hardly used, hardly any tease in some of his videos ("Asian Anal Addiction"; a video I probably should have only given 4-stars to), stupid dipper toys being used and degenerate internal gapes. And no sexual energy and strength. And as much as I love the females switching all hard on Mike's elliptical and treadmill machines, even still, nothing new is brought to the screen. It's like the same shit over and over. But after witnessing the trailers for this one and the other two aforementioned, I admit my mind was blown.

What made me want to see this one was not so much that a lollipop was used, but the fact that two scenes shows females using enemas in their butts to cleanse themselves out. Not to mention... KAGNEY LYNN KARTER! It's like she's a curvy, better kept and grown-up version of Miley Cyrus. I'd give that bad bitch the time of day, any day! But too, I'm surprised nobody reviewed this at ADT.

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EVA ANGELINA
Eva Angelina is a pretty popular porno chick. I assume she's a Latina, but she ain't a head-turner, to me. IMO, she seems pretty basic. Not ugly, just basic. Not just because of how she's portrayed as a dorky/educated college chick in a pink fishnet outfit, with glasses on. She just doesn't turn me on. Anyway, the scene opens with her playing on her smartphone before she gets her salad tossed, pussy ate and her ass played in. She gives Mike some real sloppy top right after she spits on herself and plays in her kitty. This oral action lasts for a very long time before she takes it in the ass in several positions. For those of you Eva Angelina fans, you all may love this one. As for me, there wasn't even any ass-obsessed tease here. I notice in some scenes in Adriano's videos, the oral sex lasts much longer than the penetrative action. No balance. No thanks! (10)

KAGNEY LYNN KARTER
Kagney Lynn Karter is the main star of this video. I've had my eye on her years ago (around 2010) and I knew she has major potential, even when I saw her in something like "Rocco's Power Slave" eight years ago. I felt she wasn't being casted enough back then, but maybe that's a good thing. So the industry won't drain her ass dry like some other jaded starlets (Flower Tucci, for example). Anyway, she has on blue jeans and her ass is stuffed in them. She showcases her juicy white booty, bending over, walking around back and forth, switching, fingering her ass and tasting it, booty clapping and twerking! Then she gets it squeezed crazily, all before Mike opens her cheeks doggystyle as if he's trying to study her bootyhole before he tongue fucks it. Now, that's WTF I'm talking about!!!

It gets better... There's closeup shots of her pussy before Mike eats her out and though internal genitalia shots turn me off, it worked her. We see no intestinal shots and she looks like she still tight as a drum. Not stretched out at all. They go indoors and she does something I never thought I'd see in a Mike Adriano video: She uses an enema, sticks it up her ass, sits her booty on a toiler and cleanses herself out! Way to go, Mr. Adriano!!! She also teases herself with a butt plug, lick it and then Mike kisses her. Back outdoors, she sucks and gags on his dick with tears running down her eyes and takes it in the butt in cowgirl and then in missionary, the sex gets very energetic and she gets totally drilled and reamed out. Something that's not usual in an Adriano sex scene. But then, he goes from her ass to her pussy repeatedly. Kagney is an orgasmic girl, let me add. There's a lot of ATM and ATP, but then she gets it again in doggystyle and rolling her eyes before the climax. I liked this scene a lot. And though it deserved every bit of a score of 15 out of 15, something still tells me in the back of my mind she has done more energetic sex scenes. But it doesn't imply this one is no good at all. The tease is out of this world. (15) [**Flawless Victory**]

REMY LACROIX
I have this strong feeling that this scene will be exactly like the last one with Kagney Lynn Karter. Remy is cute as fuck and looks innocent. She hops on the eliptical, then indoors on the treadmill where her yoga tights and thong comes off. She walks and switches slow on the treadmill and goes from that to getting her ass squeezed, she opens her cheeks wide and shows her bootyhole for a while and fingers her ass, which is a juicy biubbly one (same as Kagney's booty). Mike kisses her ass as she hitches one leg up. After eating her pussy, she hops on one of those transparent glass chairs and presses her booty up against it. With her booty close to the camera, he eats her ass, kisses it and presses her cheeks together. They both get intimate and he eats her ass for a long time before she goes to the bathroom, uses an electric vibe and a butt plug in her ass. Baby oil gets poured on her and just like the previous scene, she uses an enema up the ass and closes the door in his face before cleansing herself. Then comes the toys (including the stupid dipper again). He goes in her ass in missionary and its too tight at first, but then it smoothes itself out. Positions swap several times. The sex wasn't bad, but it bored me at times. (13.5)

ANISSA KATE
Anissa Kate is a French import. Total hottie. Tanned, though. She licks all on a lollipop. She spents a lot of time licking it, spitting red saliva out her mouth and onto her body, Mike takes the sticky lollipop and wipes it all on her and checks her bootyhole out. And to me, this shit is a total waste of time. She puts vaseline in her butt (ooh la la; another rarity in a Mike Adriano video). She gives Mike sloppy top while simultaneously licking the lollipop and then she tosses his salad. More vaseline goes in her ass and then the dipper. But then shit gets heated and move fast after she puts vaseline on his dick and he fucks the shit out of her in missionary, then in reverse cowgirl. And homegirl is loud and full of energy! And I never seen Mike fuck a chick this fast before; it's almost like she's getting plunged out! What a way to make up for the mind-numbing tease sequence. They fuck in cowgirl before he nuts on her face and mouth. (12.5)

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In total, "Anal Bombshells" seemed very promising, as a whole, but it has it's problems. For one, Eva Angelina was wasted, IMO and Anissa Kate was on the verge of being wasted, thanks to the unnecessarily long tease sequence with the annoying lollipop (but the sex is what saved her scene). As I thought, Kagney Lynn Karter is not only the real star in this video, but her scene was the only "flawless victory". Honestly, if not for Kagney Lynn Karter, I'd say "avoid it" and skip to something else. I found myself bored with it and it you judge this DVD by it's cover and assume it'll be highly remarkable, you'll be playing yourself. If you want to buy/download one scene to own, let it be the scene with Kagney Lynn Karter. Otherwise, just rent it or look for something else. (Random thought: Gosh, even "Asian Anal Addiction" was better than this!)

REPLAY VALUE: 86%