Long Noel's Movie Reviews (205 - page 4)
Release date: 8/12/2009
Reviewed on: 9/1/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Lexington Steele, Wesley Pipes, Brian Pumper, Anita Blue, Rico Strong, Austin Taylor, Mackenzee Pierce, Kelly Divine, Emy Reyes, Alice Bell, Mya Lay
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: You know, as far as what the average porn viewer gets off on, for some, it’s Brazilian porn. For some, it’s fellatio-only movies. For others, it’s rough sex. For me, it’s white women with big butts!
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Release date: 7/17/2009
Reviewed on: 8/27/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jazz Duro, Isabel Ice, Flower Tucci, Sintia Stone, Adrianna Nicole, Aiden Starr, Dana DeArmond, Pamela Butt, Wolf Hudson, Kosta
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Ass Obsession, Big Butts, Anal, Foreign, Domination, Sexual Slavery, Humiliation, Facesitting, All Girl...
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Release date: 7/10/2009
Reviewed on: 8/1/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Brian Pumper, Poppy Morgan, Jamie Elle, Alexa Benson, Kelly Divine, Chayse Evans, Olga Cabaeva
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: Yes, Sir! When I saw the trailer for this, I just knew it was gonna be another B. Pumper flick I had to see. Like the first Gapeman, the cast is incredible.
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Release date: 11/24/2008
Reviewed on: 8/1/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Melody, Crystal, Brian Pumper, Nat Turnher, Toni Sweets, Alay Milan, Lacy Davis
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: One of the five greatest black-on-black porn movies ever thought of and created. B. Pumper is ahead of the game and he cranks out the best black-on-black sex in the market!
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Release date: 2/26/2007
Reviewed on: 7/21/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Naomi, Jada Fire, Belladonna, Isabel Ice, Chanel Chavez, Claire Adams, Avy Lee Roth, Lexi Love, Charlotte Stokely, Adrianna Nicole, Lorelei Lee, Lily Paige
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: I must say that the Summer of 2006 to the Summer of 2007 was Belladonna’s golden era. This was a time where Belladonna could do no fucking wrong. This is a period when she cranked out her greatest, yet poisonously legendary flicks, such as Dark Meat, Fetish Fanatic 4, Iodine Girl and even the first Butthole Whores (which became a powerful series).
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Release date: 1/28/2009
Reviewed on: 7/16/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Belladonna, Sinn Sage, Harmony Rose, Chelsie Rae, Adrianna Nicole, Aiden Starr, Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr, AnnaBelle Lee, Charlotte Vale, Kirra Lynne
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: Belladonna: No Warning 4 (2009) THEMES: Lesbian, All Girl, Ass Obsession, Anal, Sexual Slavery, Rough Sex, BDSM, Toys Starring: Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Bobbi Starr, Charlotte Vale, Aiden Starr, Kirra Lynne, Sinn Sage, Annabella Lee, Harmony Rose, Chelsie Rae and Belladonna (cameo) Directed by: Belladonna Ive been wanting to see this one for awhile now. Although Belladonna really doesnt star in the movie at all and this is the first time this has ever happened. Im like What kind of Belladonna movie doesnt star Belladonna? She was about to refrain from starring in Dark Meat 3, which would have been bad. After seeing Fetish Fanatic 4 (THE essential girl/girl movie in the history of pornography), it made me want to see this some more and more Belladonna works. Next, I plan on checking out Belladonnas Fucking Girls 4 (which looks pretty fuckin delicious) and Im just about through with pornography! No Warning is one of Belladonnas most intense and rough series dedicated to tough bitches fucking hard, playing rough and abusing eachother by any means necessary.
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Release date: 8/28/2006
Reviewed on: 7/3/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Belladonna, Vicki Richter, Sandra Romain, Katsuni, Danielle Foxxx, Claire Adams, Brianna Love, Sasha Grey
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: This is a fully-loaded movie that is extremely long, similar to Dark Meat, which came out only months after this movie was released. There’s three DVDs, where the movie is split into three parts, loaded with lengthy BTS footage, filmographies, trailers for other Belladonna movies, cast info, photo galleries and even a bonus scene where Belladonna masturbates and lets the viewers know that she gave some blowjobs to some guy who she couldn’t reveal on camera, based on the fact that he was married! Rick James’ song “Superfreak” could never describe Belladonna and how big of a freak she is. And it’s so lovely and pure!
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Release date: 2/11/2009
Reviewed on: 7/1/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Brandon Iron, T.J. Cummings, Manuel Ferrara, Jake Malone, Sandra Romain, Heather Gables, Sara Jane, Annie Cruz, Adrianna Nicole, Lorelei Lee, Annette Schwarz, Sasha Grey, Bobbi Starr, Jaelyn Fox
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: I have seen this entire series from 1-4. Although the third one was the best in the series as a film the viewer can watch thoroughly without skipping scenes, the first two films in this series had so many lovingly disturbing and heartbreaking, hardass sex scenes anyone will ever see in their lifetime that nothing in the third installation could ever touch. I am so damn glad that Jake Malone finally did a best of compilation for this controversial and award winning series.
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Release date: 12/10/2008
Reviewed on: 6/1/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Chris Charming, Mark Wood, Mick Blue, Ben English, Harmony Rose, Lexi Love, Chelsie Rae, Tricia Oaks, Adrianna Nicole, Aaliyah Jolie, Marco Banderas, Carmella Bing, Annette Schwarz, Jon Jon, Bobbi Starr, Chris Strokes, Loona Luxx
Directed by: Jay Sin
Review brief: Anal Buffet (2008) THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal, All Sex, Interracial, Lesbian, Toys Starring: Bobbi Starr, Loona Luxx, Lexi Love, Chelsie Rae, Harmony Rose, Tricia Oaks, Annette Schwarz, Carmella Bing, Aaliyah Jolie, Adrianna Nicole (bonus scene), Mick Blue, Mark Wood, Criss Strokes, Marco Banderas, Chris Charming, Jon Jon & Ben English (bonus scene) Produced & Directed by: Jay Sin This will be my final review for a Jay Sin flick for awhile. Until or unless he cranks out something else hype. This one also has a brilliant cast, like most of his flicks. I sincerely hope Im not disappointed with this one like I was with Deep Anal Abyss. So far, Ive seen four essential flicks from this man, with Pretty Sloppy and Gape Lovers 3 being his most flawless and essential works. Let me see whats up with this one. Bobbi Starr & Loona Luxx Bobbi Starr opens up her personal toy box and pulls out some toys. Dropping her lace panties, she buries the toys deep in her ass and pushes them out (or shits them out, whatever you want to call it) and does A2M to them.
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Release date: 7/18/2008
Reviewed on: 5/31/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Ashley Blue, Melissa Lauren, Lexi Love, Emilianna, Velicity Von, Ricki White, Rucca Page, Bobbi Starr, Carolyn Reese, Chris Strokes
Directed by: Jay Sin
Review brief: Anal Beach Buns (2008) THEMES: Ass Obsession, Big Butts, Anal, All Sex, Lesbian, Interracial Starring: Ricki White, Rucca Page, Lexi Love, Bobbi Starr, Velicity Von, Melissa Lauren, Ashley Blue, Carolyn Reese, Emilianna, Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus & Criss Strokes Produced & Directed by: Jay Sin I wasnt gonna see this flick at first, regardless of the spontaneous all-star cast. But last week, Ive started getting into Jay Sins work. The only flick from him that I was in disappointed in was Deep Anal Abyss, which turns out to be a bestseller from him. As far as seeing Anal Buffet, that time may come soon, but Ive lost interest. The Milk Nymphos series looks hype as hell. Unlike most directors, he does a flick every other month instead of every month. But its all gravy. He cranks out tight shit in the genre of anus-obsessed colon arts, minus the ass smelling fetishes youll find in flicks from Belladonna and B. Pumper.
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Release date: 5/21/2008
Reviewed on: 5/31/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Chris Charming, Aline, Kream, Adrianna Nicole, Marco Banderas, Amber Rayne, Annette Schwarz, Dana DeArmond, Jayda Diamonde, Adriana DeVille, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jay Sin
Review brief: Deep Anal Abyss is a success and one of Evil Angel’s bestsellers, right beside Belladonna’s Butthole Whores 2 and John Stagliano’s Fashionistas trilogy. I picked this out because of the all-star cast and the trailer looked so hype.
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Release date: 10/20/2008
Reviewed on: 5/28/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: David Perry, Mick Blue, Aline, Holly Wellin, Rico Strong, Jenny Hendrix, Ariel X, Sasha Grey, Jayda Diamonde, Mya Nichole, Loona Luxx
Directed by: Jay Sin
Review brief: Welcome to the real golf "porn-ament"!
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Release date: 9/5/2008
Reviewed on: 5/27/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jenna Haze, Harmony Rose, Ariel Summers, Tricia Oaks, Adrianna Nicole, Amber Rayne, Dana DeArmond, Mya Nichole, Phoenix Marie, Sarah Shine, Madison Ivy
Directed by: Jay Sin
Review brief: Gape Lovers 3 (2008) THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal, Gapes, Lesbian, Interracial, All Sex, Oral Starring: Amber Rayne, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond, Phoenix Marie, Tricia Oaks, Harmony Rose, Madison Ivy, Sarah Shine, Ariel Summers, Mya Nichole, Jenna Haze, Sean Michaels, David Perry & Mika Adriano Produced & Directed by: Jay Sin After watching Pretty Sloppy last night, I fell asleep after I posted the review. Woke up this morning and saw Gape Lovers 3. It was better than I thought it would be, but it should have had a little more intensity, sexually. This flick has an all-star cast and sometimes, all-star casts equate a great flick. Like Gapeman, for instance. Yet, Gape Lovers 3 is no Gapeman. Its no Pretty Sloppy, either. The anal gapes in this movie isnt as filthy and horrifying as B. Pumpers Gapeman series. So while there are gapes, theres nothing over-the-top in this flick. Heres my review for the second Jay Sin flick I have seen. Amber Rayne & Adrianna Nicole This scene was a trip. Jay Sin pushed the envelope in this one.
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Release date: 3/20/2009
Reviewed on: 5/26/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Sean Michaels, Aurora Snow, Mick Blue, Sammie Rhodes, Jamie Elle, Britney Stevens, Bobbi Starr, Kristina Rose, Kelly Divine, Chayse Evans, Will Striger, Kirra Lynne
Directed by: Jay Sin
Review brief: Jay Sin is a genius!
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Release date: 5/12/2009
Reviewed on: 5/26/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Velicity Von, Sasha Grey, Kristina Rose
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Buttman’s Stretch Class is an evolving series from the great Buttman himself, which is dedicated to ass obsession with beautiful women of all ethnicities. This is also a specialty series, which is released by Evil Angel's sister company, Buttman Magazine Choice.
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Release date: 5/15/2006
Reviewed on: 5/24/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Nici Sterling, Naomi, Manuel Ferrara, Melissa Lauren, Marie Luv, Tiffany Rayne, Annette Schwarz
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: Evilution (2006) THEMES: Rough Sex, Ass Obsession, Roleplay, Anal, Group Sex Starring: Naomi, Annette Schwarz, Marie Luv, Melissa Lauren, Tiffany Rayne, Nici Sterling, Manuel Ferrara, Mike Stefano, Joe Blow, etc. Produced & Directed by: Manuel Ferrara Ive been sleeping on Manuel Ferraras older flicks for a while and this is another one Ive made a vow to see, before I consider myself through with porn, which isnt very far from now. So far, Ive upgraded my porn library to 14 DVDs (which is more than enough for me) and although I have 12 as of now, I have to see if this one is worthy enough for me to add to my library. After seeing the trailer, I had to see this one. I also want to see Evilution 2. Always been a huge fan of Naomi Russell before she lost weight and got ate up and played out by the industry. Manuel Ferrara cranks out some great shit and Ive avoided this flick mainly because I thought Naomi was gonna look unnatural in here but I was so, so wrong. So, here goes! Naomi & Annette Schwarz This scene right here is legendary and nihilistic all in the same sense.
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Release date: 5/8/2009
Reviewed on: 5/20/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Brian Pumper, Tricia Oaks, Riley Shy, Aurora Jolie, Alexis Texas, Charlotte Vale, Leenuh Rae, Jules Sterling, Nikkie Vixon
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: All of the booty (ass obsession) anyone will ever need is in B. Pumper's new flick, Mr. Butt Fetish. The only flick that I, Long Noel, has ever given a 100 rating to.
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Release date: 9/18/2006
Reviewed on: 5/9/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Aurora Snow, Sandra Romain, Mia Rose, Annette Schwarz, Ariel Alexus
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: Slutty & Sluttier (2006) THEMES: Anal, Group Sex, Rough Sex, Sexual Slavery, Ass Obsession, Feature Starring: Aurora Snow, Sandra Romain, Mia Rose, Annette Schwarz, Ariel Alexis (bonus scene), Manuel Ferrara, Brandon Iron, Michael Stefano (bonus scene), Lefty, John Strong, Steve Holmes, DSnoop, Lefty, Joe Blow and a bunch of unknown guys. Recently, I have been getting more into Manuel Ferraras work. After watching Anal Expedition 11, which wasnt as great as I thought it would be, Ive seen trailers for his older flicks, like Evilution, Evilution 2, Slutty & Sluttier and so forth and I am highly interested in all of them. I saw the trailer for Slutty & Sluttier and I bought it without even watching it first. Its not often I do that and for some flicks, you can tell how flawless they will be based on the trailers, such as The Ass Spread, Ass Everywhere 2, Buttmans Beautiful Brazilian Ass, etc. Like Jake Malone, Manuel Ferraras trailers are the bomb! Ive also heard about the insane and bizarrely out of control scene with Aurora Snow & Sandra Romain.
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Release date: 7/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/3/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Valentino, Nikki Anderson, Carmen, Erika, Daniella Rush, Eniko, Laura Angel, Kayly, Christoph Clark
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: You know, I have never, ever seen a Euro Angels flick before. I’ve seen a few Euro Hardball flicks and never seen one that I didn’t like. I picked this one because the female cast is brilliant. In fact, it’s the same exact cast that was in Euro Hardball 3, which is an instant-classic. Let me also say this for the record. The Euro Angels series and the Euro Hardball series is different from each other. Euro Angels focuses on the beauty and the glamorous side of the female beauty. So, the women get to be glamorous, glitzy and they get some nasty anal treatment as well. In the Hardball series, there is more focus on rough, edgy and disturbing ass worship, ass obsession and ass play and there is more focus on that than the women being all glamorous. Yes, the female cast remains beautiful and get to show off their beauty as well as their booties, but Hardball is more rougher than the Euro Angels series. Also, I have yet to read a 5-star review for any Euro Angels flick from anybody. So, her
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Release date: 3/21/2008
Reviewed on: 4/17/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jake Malone, Sandra Romain, Savannah Stern, Madison Young, Adrianna Nicole, Annette Schwarz, Sindee Jennings, Dana DeArmond, Sara Faye, Renae Cruz, Lucy Fire, Brittany Angel, Shawna Lenee, Nika Noir
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: A Bonus Long Noel Review Nice Fucking View #3 (2008) THEMES: POV, all sex, gonzo, girl-on-girl, oral, anal, ass obsession, masturbation STARRING: Sandra Romain (Bonus Scene), Sindee Jennings, Shawna Lenee, Annette Schwarz, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Savannah Stern, Lucy Fire, Madison Young, Renae Cruz, Nika Noire, Britney Angel, Sara Faye & Jake Malone Directed by: Jake Malone Now, after seeing the trailer, I wanted to see this one for a while. While some of these flicks I dont take too seriously (I personally call them specialty flicks), Jake Malone does the best POV. Something Im not very fond of, but Jake Malone does it the best! Ive also had a desire to see the first one in this series. This series is almost in the same sense as We Suck, only with actual fucking added to it with fewer and longer scenes.
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Release date: 1/14/2009
Reviewed on: 4/16/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: T.J. Cummings, Toni Ribas, Jake Malone, Harmony Rose, Isis Love, Riley Shy, Samantha Sin, Charlotte Vale
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: A Bonus Long Noel Review Every time I try to leave, something keeps bringing me back! FETISHFUCKDOLLS (2009) THEMES: Sexual slavery, BDSM, rough sex, humiliation, roleplay, fetish Starring: Charlotte Vale, Harmony Rose, Isis Love, Samantha Sin, Riley Shy, TJ Cummings, Tony Ribas & Jake Malone Directed by: Jake Malone Well, although I meant it when I said that I am just about through reviewing porno-flicks, I believe that I see myself reviewing 10 more pornos before I am finished all the way, with my overall reviewing presence dying here at ADT. I only plan to do 10 bonus reviews. But these reviews will not be thorough like my last reviews were. Jake Malone is the motherfucking man. Yes, he is twisted like Gaspar Noe and Quentin Tarrantino. If I were a major porn collector, I would own his entire filmography, right along with John Staglianos entire filmography. His flicks are so freaky and guaranteed to make it hot! There is, however, one Jake Malone movie that I hated and that was Crimes of the Cunt.
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Release date: 2/13/2009
Reviewed on: 3/24/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Aiden Starr, Cecilia Vega, Charlotte Vale, Eva Karera, Eva Marera, Lou Charmelle
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: A very personal and intimate look into Manuel Ferrara's personal and previously unreleased archives, which star some of the most beautiful European women ever shot in the history of pornography!
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Release date: 2/25/2009
Reviewed on: 3/23/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Belladonna, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Nat Turnher, April Flores, Jesse Star, Dana DeArmond, C.J. Wright, Chavon Taylor, Charlotte Vale, Krissy Leigh
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: More fun from one of the best interracial series in pornography!
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Release date: 9/22/2008
Reviewed on: 3/22/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Manuel Ferrara, Melissa Lauren, Lexi Love, Mya Nichole, Phoenix Marie, Loona Luxx, Makenzie Pierce
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: I expected for this flick to be the bomb and it is! It’s so much better as a film than Evil Anal 5. It’s also the best Manuel Ferrara flick I have seen so far. I want so badly to see Raw and I will see it and review it. The scenes with Pheonix Marie, Melissa Lauren & Lexi Love with Mackenzie Pierce are so damn mind blowing.
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Release date: 12/11/2008
Reviewed on: 3/10/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Aline, Claire Adams, Jandi Lin
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: An assman's most weakest point in his entire life is shown in this flick. And perhaps the most flawless porno-flick I have ever rated, throughout my extensive pornography viewing!
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