Gape Lovers 3 (Evil Angel) Review
Evil Angel
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Jay Sin
Starring: Jenna Haze, Harmony Rose, Ariel Summers, Tricia Oaks, Adrianna Nicole, Amber Rayne, Dana DeArmond, Mya Nichole, Phoenix Marie, Sarah Shine, Madison Ivy
Released on: 9/5/2008
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Reviewed by Long Noel on 5/27/2009
Gape Lovers 3 (2008)
THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal, Gapes, Lesbian, Interracial, All Sex, Oral
Starring: Amber Rayne, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond, Phoenix Marie, Tricia Oaks, Harmony Rose, Madison Ivy, Sarah Shine, Ariel Summers, Mya Nichole, Jenna Haze, Sean Michaels, David Perry & Mika Adriano
Produced & Directed by: Jay Sin
After watching Pretty Sloppy last night, I fell asleep after I posted the review. Woke up this morning and saw Gape Lovers 3. It was better than I thought it would be, but it should have had a little more intensity, sexually. This flick has an all-star cast and sometimes, all-star casts equate a great flick. Like Gapeman, for instance. Yet, Gape Lovers 3 is no Gapeman. It’s no Pretty Sloppy, either. The anal gapes in this movie isn’t as filthy and horrifying as B. Pumper’s Gapeman series. So while there are gapes, there’s nothing over-the-top in this flick. Here’s my review for the second Jay Sin flick I have seen.
Amber Rayne & Adrianna Nicole
This scene was a trip. Jay Sin pushed the envelope in this one. Two of the hottest white girls in the industry, who both also starred in Gapeman and tore shit up in the latter film. These ladies wear some bee outfits, looking like bees and shit and while it wasn’t as horrible as Britney Stevens dressing up as a flower girl in Pretty Sloppy, it’s nothing I found delightful. Yet, this scene is brilliant. Just not flawless, because of the crazy outfits. Plus, Sean Michaels wears some fruity yellow see-thru spandex, with his dick poking out of them tough. This wild scene includes honey being poured in the girls’ butts and honey used as lube, nasty butt noises, butt eating, gape licking and rough, taboo interracial butt-fucking, with Sean dunkin’ his meat in their butts. Anal only! In various positions! Sean Michaels is smooth, when it comes to his personality and his sexuality. So, while his big dick is all in these girls’ asses so nasty, there’s no BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! Like Prince Yahshua, J. Slay, Lex and Blackzilla would do to the ladies. You feel me? It had the potential to be flawless and I should still give this scene a flawless victory. But the odd bee outfits and excessive gape licking was too much for me. This scene lasted for 62 minutes.
Jenna Haze & Madison Ivy
A very typical and animated all girl/lesbian fest, this scene had nothing of substance to me at all. I found myself using the fast-forward button a lot. While Madison Ivy is cute, I always felt Jenna Haze was severely overrated. I know Jules Jordan brought her to stardom and all of that and she’s highly celebrated. I won’t say that I don’t see why. She’s attractive, but anyhow… The two ladies play with each other’s asses, grinding on each other. The fire escalates when Jenna plays in Madison’s tiny booty. Otherwise, I’d say the viewer isn’t missing anything, unless he’s a huge fan of the two.
Dana DeArmond & Mya Nichole
This is a very heated sex scene. However, it didn’t have enough enthusiasm and intensity. Dana is so fly and has the sweetest cheeks a man or woman can set eyes on. Although she has gotten a bit slimmer, she’s still sexy. She’s not as thick as she was in Own My Ass anymore. Mya Nichole resembles a mixture of Aurora Jolie and Britney Stevens. So, there’s some very hot ass worship, especially from Dana. I feel that some of the girl-on-girl action could have been cut down a bit, because it lasted for almost a half-hour. Then, we see a guy with a collar on his dick. The girls suck and fuck it with their mouths and butts. And although he’s really nailing them, there’s not a lot of intensity. Sometimes that’s a good thing, but intensity could have made this scene a tad bit better. The energy in this flick is equivalent to Dana DeArmond’s scene in B. Pumper’s Gapeman. A very fleshy scene.
Tricia Oaks, Ariel Summers & Sarah Shine
Damn, damn, damn! Hot shit! One of the ten best all-girl sex scenes I’ve ever seen! This one stars three hot white girls, including Tricia Oaks (Mr. Butt Fetish), with her pretty-ass self! They all sport daisy dukes caked in their booties, looking like country farm girls. This is the finest booty I love with every fiber of my being. Fo’ real! This is a threesome with all three beauties, playing in each other’s asses with toys, tongues, fingers, hands, etc. This is an obscene piece with some official screwing around. Can never go wrong with Tricia Oaks’ “Fuck Me!” looks. You have to see this scene to believe it. I don’t want to talk about this scene anymore. It’s too hot for my explaining. This scene lasted a bit over 30 minutes, so I’m glad this scene wasn’t drawn out. A flawless victory!
Phoenix Marie & Harmony Rose
Another flawless victory! So fucking bad. Phoenix Marie and Harmony are just made for each other. Both women have obsessive qualities: Extreme beauty, big country-ass booty, big country-ass titties and FP (what Michael Baisden would call “Freak Potential”)! They are lady officers who lift their skirts, drop their drawers and get bootylicious instantly! They freak each other and get busy in each other’s asses with a baton-shaped dildo. David Perry comes along after all that ass play and these women can really ride a dick. But David is more rougher with Harmony than he is with Phoenix. Part of the reason is because he gets to fuck Harmony from behind and Phoenix only rides in cowgirl. The sex is really high-powered and this is something the third scene with Dana DeArmond & Mya Nichole should have had. When it comes to the sex, while the women ride, you get to see Phoenix’s buns a lot versus Harmony getting dominated and pounded bad. While it’s nothing to complain over, there is some bad editing in this scene at times. This scene was powerful, with these two ass-tounding white beauties. I ask myself sometimes… Is Phoenix Marie the new Flower Tucci? Both ladies possess equal qualities and I just wonder sometimes.
DVD QUALITY:
Here’s another fully-loaded 2DVD set from Jay Sin. The flick is split into two parts. Plus, there’s interviews, outtakes (deleted scenes), bloopers, cumshot recap, gape recaps (entitled “Gape Buffet”), BTS footage, photo galleries, cast info and 6 trailers (including trailers for Anal Beach Buns, Milk Nymphos 2, Deep Anal Abyss, and Gape Lovers 2). The a/v quality is great. The extra footage overall is classic. You even see Dana DeArmond passing gas and a dude is nearby smelling it. All the ladies in the fourth scene are interviewed and the gape recaps is crazy!
BOTTOM LINE:
While Gape Lovers 3 is no Pretty Sloppy and not as flawless, sloppy and nasty as Pretty Sloppy, this is another Jay Sin instant-classic. Nevermind that there is one scene that is a hit-or-miss. Out of five scenes, four of them are incredible remarkable and two or three of them are flawless victories. So, this is a flick that is qualified for heavy replay value. Now, there are two more Jay Sin flicks that’s out as of now that I have to see. And I am serious when I say that I am almost finished with porn. This flick has it’s flaws, but it’s a five-star classic.
Stroke/Replay Value: 92% - High!
OVERALL RATING: 97% - Own it immediately!
Bonus reviews coming soon from Long Noel:
Deep Anal Abyss
Anal Acrobats 3
Ass Titans 2
Belladonna’s Cock Happy 3
THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal, Gapes, Lesbian, Interracial, All Sex, Oral
Starring: Amber Rayne, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond, Phoenix Marie, Tricia Oaks, Harmony Rose, Madison Ivy, Sarah Shine, Ariel Summers, Mya Nichole, Jenna Haze, Sean Michaels, David Perry & Mika Adriano
Produced & Directed by: Jay Sin
After watching Pretty Sloppy last night, I fell asleep after I posted the review. Woke up this morning and saw Gape Lovers 3. It was better than I thought it would be, but it should have had a little more intensity, sexually. This flick has an all-star cast and sometimes, all-star casts equate a great flick. Like Gapeman, for instance. Yet, Gape Lovers 3 is no Gapeman. It’s no Pretty Sloppy, either. The anal gapes in this movie isn’t as filthy and horrifying as B. Pumper’s Gapeman series. So while there are gapes, there’s nothing over-the-top in this flick. Here’s my review for the second Jay Sin flick I have seen.
Amber Rayne & Adrianna Nicole
This scene was a trip. Jay Sin pushed the envelope in this one. Two of the hottest white girls in the industry, who both also starred in Gapeman and tore shit up in the latter film. These ladies wear some bee outfits, looking like bees and shit and while it wasn’t as horrible as Britney Stevens dressing up as a flower girl in Pretty Sloppy, it’s nothing I found delightful. Yet, this scene is brilliant. Just not flawless, because of the crazy outfits. Plus, Sean Michaels wears some fruity yellow see-thru spandex, with his dick poking out of them tough. This wild scene includes honey being poured in the girls’ butts and honey used as lube, nasty butt noises, butt eating, gape licking and rough, taboo interracial butt-fucking, with Sean dunkin’ his meat in their butts. Anal only! In various positions! Sean Michaels is smooth, when it comes to his personality and his sexuality. So, while his big dick is all in these girls’ asses so nasty, there’s no BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! Like Prince Yahshua, J. Slay, Lex and Blackzilla would do to the ladies. You feel me? It had the potential to be flawless and I should still give this scene a flawless victory. But the odd bee outfits and excessive gape licking was too much for me. This scene lasted for 62 minutes.
Jenna Haze & Madison Ivy
A very typical and animated all girl/lesbian fest, this scene had nothing of substance to me at all. I found myself using the fast-forward button a lot. While Madison Ivy is cute, I always felt Jenna Haze was severely overrated. I know Jules Jordan brought her to stardom and all of that and she’s highly celebrated. I won’t say that I don’t see why. She’s attractive, but anyhow… The two ladies play with each other’s asses, grinding on each other. The fire escalates when Jenna plays in Madison’s tiny booty. Otherwise, I’d say the viewer isn’t missing anything, unless he’s a huge fan of the two.
Dana DeArmond & Mya Nichole
This is a very heated sex scene. However, it didn’t have enough enthusiasm and intensity. Dana is so fly and has the sweetest cheeks a man or woman can set eyes on. Although she has gotten a bit slimmer, she’s still sexy. She’s not as thick as she was in Own My Ass anymore. Mya Nichole resembles a mixture of Aurora Jolie and Britney Stevens. So, there’s some very hot ass worship, especially from Dana. I feel that some of the girl-on-girl action could have been cut down a bit, because it lasted for almost a half-hour. Then, we see a guy with a collar on his dick. The girls suck and fuck it with their mouths and butts. And although he’s really nailing them, there’s not a lot of intensity. Sometimes that’s a good thing, but intensity could have made this scene a tad bit better. The energy in this flick is equivalent to Dana DeArmond’s scene in B. Pumper’s Gapeman. A very fleshy scene.
Tricia Oaks, Ariel Summers & Sarah Shine
Damn, damn, damn! Hot shit! One of the ten best all-girl sex scenes I’ve ever seen! This one stars three hot white girls, including Tricia Oaks (Mr. Butt Fetish), with her pretty-ass self! They all sport daisy dukes caked in their booties, looking like country farm girls. This is the finest booty I love with every fiber of my being. Fo’ real! This is a threesome with all three beauties, playing in each other’s asses with toys, tongues, fingers, hands, etc. This is an obscene piece with some official screwing around. Can never go wrong with Tricia Oaks’ “Fuck Me!” looks. You have to see this scene to believe it. I don’t want to talk about this scene anymore. It’s too hot for my explaining. This scene lasted a bit over 30 minutes, so I’m glad this scene wasn’t drawn out. A flawless victory!
Phoenix Marie & Harmony Rose
Another flawless victory! So fucking bad. Phoenix Marie and Harmony are just made for each other. Both women have obsessive qualities: Extreme beauty, big country-ass booty, big country-ass titties and FP (what Michael Baisden would call “Freak Potential”)! They are lady officers who lift their skirts, drop their drawers and get bootylicious instantly! They freak each other and get busy in each other’s asses with a baton-shaped dildo. David Perry comes along after all that ass play and these women can really ride a dick. But David is more rougher with Harmony than he is with Phoenix. Part of the reason is because he gets to fuck Harmony from behind and Phoenix only rides in cowgirl. The sex is really high-powered and this is something the third scene with Dana DeArmond & Mya Nichole should have had. When it comes to the sex, while the women ride, you get to see Phoenix’s buns a lot versus Harmony getting dominated and pounded bad. While it’s nothing to complain over, there is some bad editing in this scene at times. This scene was powerful, with these two ass-tounding white beauties. I ask myself sometimes… Is Phoenix Marie the new Flower Tucci? Both ladies possess equal qualities and I just wonder sometimes.
DVD QUALITY:
Here’s another fully-loaded 2DVD set from Jay Sin. The flick is split into two parts. Plus, there’s interviews, outtakes (deleted scenes), bloopers, cumshot recap, gape recaps (entitled “Gape Buffet”), BTS footage, photo galleries, cast info and 6 trailers (including trailers for Anal Beach Buns, Milk Nymphos 2, Deep Anal Abyss, and Gape Lovers 2). The a/v quality is great. The extra footage overall is classic. You even see Dana DeArmond passing gas and a dude is nearby smelling it. All the ladies in the fourth scene are interviewed and the gape recaps is crazy!
BOTTOM LINE:
While Gape Lovers 3 is no Pretty Sloppy and not as flawless, sloppy and nasty as Pretty Sloppy, this is another Jay Sin instant-classic. Nevermind that there is one scene that is a hit-or-miss. Out of five scenes, four of them are incredible remarkable and two or three of them are flawless victories. So, this is a flick that is qualified for heavy replay value. Now, there are two more Jay Sin flicks that’s out as of now that I have to see. And I am serious when I say that I am almost finished with porn. This flick has it’s flaws, but it’s a five-star classic.
Stroke/Replay Value: 92% - High!
OVERALL RATING: 97% - Own it immediately!
Bonus reviews coming soon from Long Noel:
Deep Anal Abyss
Anal Acrobats 3
Ass Titans 2
Belladonna’s Cock Happy 3
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