Fetish Fuck Dolls Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  4/16/2009

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FETISHFUCKDOLLS (2009)
THEMES: Sexual slavery, BDSM, rough sex, humiliation, roleplay, fetish
Starring: Charlotte Vale, Harmony Rose, Isis Love, Samantha Sin, Riley Shy, TJ Cummings, Tony Ribas & Jake Malone
Directed by: Jake Malone

Well, although I meant it when I said that I am just about through reviewing porno-flicks, I believe that I see myself reviewing 10 more pornos before I am finished all the way, with my overall reviewing presence dying here at ADT. I only plan to do 10 bonus reviews. But these reviews will not be thorough like my last reviews were.

Jake Malone is the motherfucking man. Yes, he is twisted like Gaspar Noe and Quentin Tarrantino. If I were a major porn collector, I would own his entire filmography, right along with John Stagliano’s entire filmography. His flicks are so freaky and guaranteed to make it hot! There is, however, one Jake Malone movie that I hated and that was Crimes of the Cunt. It was so bad, I didn’t even want to review it and go past a certain point. Fetishfuckdolls is in the same sense as his Fuck Slaves series and Crimes of the Cunt. The females in this flick are pushed physically and even psychologically. While this flick isn’t as rough as his the two flicks that I’ve mentioned, this is damn near as much bizarre. Yet, it’s nothing very degrading like Crimes of the Cunt was, which was totally bizarre and degrading.

In the first scene, Riley Shy is hitchhiking, gets picked up by two guys who strip her, tie a rope around her neck which is attached to the trunk of the car, makes her run all around. Very beautiful body shots. She gets slapped around and fucked stupid, with her hands tied behind her back. She crawls, struggles, Jake puts his foot in her ass. This scene is very reminiscent to Heather Gable’s fucked-up scene in Crimes of the Cunt and Jaelyn Fox’s scene in Fuck Slaves 3, at the same time! The two guys control her and fuck her like crazy. While she sucks one guy’s dick, he puts her in a headlock with his thighs, while her head is between his legs. While a guy is carrying her on his back, he has her lick his ass. She nastily obeys and when she rebels by yelling “Fuck you!”, she gets it in the worst way every time! She does all types of nasty things, gets beat and fucked every-which-a-way, even getting fucked in the mouth with the foot of her own cowgirl boots! But guess what? She enjoys it! Still, some people would see this scene and want to burn the disc. Isis Love is a bad bitch. I saw her in Blacksnake Bitches and this is my second time seeing her. She’s in some bondage dungeon, thinking about the first time she had a rape fantasy come to life, which included bondage. Major ass obsession, with Jake Malone’s theme music playing (I love this music)! Isis Love’s buttocks is so beautiful to me! The tease sequence is very long and drawn-out. She restraints herself using handcuffs, a bondage swing, prepped up on a couch, working a dildo. Trying to sneak away, she gets scared shitty when a guy approaches her and manhandles her. And he’s really manhandling her, ordering her around and shit. There’s some power exchanges. Beautiful face sitting & 69! He spanks the evil out of her pussy with his dick. The sex is terrific, he really beats the pussy up, and her buns! I mean, he’s fucking something rough in her! Then, it gets super-nasty when she fucks his toes, riding his feet! He also spanks the hell out of her ass & pussy with his open foot! She squirts like hell. After they come, he abandons her in the dungeon, while she’s tied up and wet.

Samantha Sin is hung upside down in a room, swinging and shit. She approaches another room with pink duct tape around her mouth and her hands tied behind her back. Jake manhandles her, pulling her hair. TJ appears, there’s oral sex, he fucks her butt crack & anal opening with his throbbing dick. She sucks both men. Very submissive, this girl. TJ spanks the hell out of her tits with a flogger, while her hands are restrained. She cries while being beaten and Jake says he loves it when she cries because to him, it’s so pretty and it makes his dick hard. TJ fucks her and she gets fingered in both holes. Bombass sex! Bombass 69! She finally takes it in the butt and they both come twice. Another Charlotte Vale moment I’ve been waiting for! As of now, she is the most precious woman in pornography right now. She’s like the Natalie Portman-slash-Alicia Keys of porn! I know she will be celebrated as much as Sasha Grey or Daniella Rush. She is all woman! She’s on the run from a guy who catches her, spits on her and has her give him a domineering blowjob. He turns her around and goes in her pussy real quick. The go to a bedroom, where she rides his dick crazy in cowgirl. The sex gets more rough and bootylicious by the minute! She can really move her body and make her tail go BOOM! They kiss and he purposely bites her bottom lip. He gets in that butt of hers, plunges it and she’s very loud. Next thing you know, she’s in the air, hanging by her arms from a ceiling, standing on a chair, doing some slow booty dancing. Dude eats her out and flogs her ass as she’s in the air, hops on the chair and riding the shit out of her booty hole like a jockey, as she’s biting the handle of the flogger, being so much louder. Be warned when I say the sex gets rougher and there’s nothing she can do about it, because she’s bound! He bends her over a bondage chair, eats her anus and fucks her butt some more, fiercely before he comes in her mouth. This was such a beautiful, miraculous, fire-ass sex scene. Charlotte Vale never disappoints me. She’s so incredible. And that’s for sure!

Harmony Rose is here, fantasizing about sweaty Mexican gardeners who works around her house. She flashes one of them, awaiting him, switching her big donkey. Harmony Rose is an incredible female and her thoughts come out as she admits she has a rape fantasy. But puts some blindfolds and a horse-gag on, masturbating like crazy on a couch. The gardener peeps in on her, breaks in and takes advantage of her. The sex is aggressive and rough but it doesn’t get spontaneous until he hits her from behind and pounds that big butt of hers in cowgirl and from the back. While it’s a very nice scene, it is similar to the first scene as far as how I’d rate it.

DVD QUALITY:
There’s 17 minutes of BTS footage. In the BTS footage, Charlotte Vale is interviewed, discussing what she likes sexually, which mostly includes BDSM, submission, masochism and how she was introduced in this type of lifestyle. Cast info, 6 Jake Malone trailers, including trailers for the great We Suck, Bitchcraft 4, Bitchcraft 5 (bomb-ass trailer) and Fuck Slaves 4. The a/v quality is very good. Just not perfect. Sometimes, the picture was either too hazy, dark or grainy.

BOTTOM LINE:
This is another bomb-ass Jake Malone flick and I didn’t expect this at all. At first, I avoided it, but what made me want to see it was watching the trailer a second time and my evolving crush on Charlotte Vale! While this flick isn’t as flawless and highly-rated as something like Fuck Slaves 3, Bitchcraft 2 or Blacksnake Bitches, this flick is one of Jake Malone’s very many brilliant features. And it’s a great start for him in 2009. A year where he probably will make some changes in his career, as far as the flicks he shoots. Jake, I sincerely hope that you cast Mika Tan in one of your movies and possibly make a Blacksnake Bitches 2, where the theme deals with interracial cuckoldry. Whether or not you do these things, which I hope you consider it, you are an insanely great pornographer! For those of you (men and women) who enjoy watching women being controlled fiercely during sex, being fucked silly like rag-dolls, this flick is for you!

OVERALL RATING: 97% - Own it, immediately!